#fatal mistake

[suitsofarmour]

my love language is forcing my non-tf friends to draw robots for me

[fernshroudedcreek]

I'm curious.

Bonus points if you give me a reason.

[rookthorne]

god, I loved writing Fatal Mistake, it was so fun. thank you for putting it amongst these badass fics 🥹

HELLO so i was wondering if you have some winter soldier x reader fics?? ive been trying to find some but theyre all so short (still amazing stories tho) tysm, i really appreciate you making recs

Winter Soldier!Bucky

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Into Cursed Pixie Dust by @buckets-and-trees

“He's credited over two dozen assassinations in the last fifty years…” but you don’t know that. You run into him once, then again, again, again. Destiny draws you together, and neither of you can deny the pull. And yet though he never ages, you do.

Stalker by @you-are-my-sanctuary

In which Bucky has a crush on the new PR manager and is being an adorable stalker.

sleepwalking by @lanadelreyscokewhor3

when your boyfriend bucky wakes up with the winter soldier mindest, you do the only thing you know how to do- comfort him. he does the only thing he knows how to thank you- possessive sex. 

Colors in the Dark by @buckychrist

The world is without color, and that’s never bothered the Winter Soldier. The Fist of HYDRA didn’t have time for love and soulmates. At almost a century old, what are the odds that his soulmate was even still living?

ephemeral by @earlgreydream

the winter soldier shows up wounded at your door during a storm.

Darling Dearest by @sugarpplum

The Winter Soldier is now married to a good girl and must perform his husband duties.

Purgatory by @wkemeup

While on a mission, Bucky becomes dissociated into the Winter Soldier. But instead of becoming a threat, his instinct is to protect.

a soldier gone rouge by @kinanabinks

the winter soldier has been sent to kill you. why, then, are you so wet?

Reverse Psychology by @waiting4inspiration

Bucky’s Winter Soldier mode is triggered. But you have something up your sleeves that will bring him back.

Comply by @gogolucky13

With Hydra, everyone is a prisoner.

Don’t Fear the Reaper by @gogolucky13

One night, the Winter Soldier appears at your place of work to eliminate a target. He leaves you alive, only to return a few months later.

Fatal Mistake by @rookthorne

A rogue agent amidst their ranks, it was the perfect plan, a perfect escape. It was their fatal mistake. 

SERIES

One’s Promised by @invisibleanonymousmonsters

Living a double life was not a choice when one was the daughter of Alexander Pierce. Y/N was the youngest agents of SHIELD and one of the most respected threats within Hydra’s empire. No matter her allegiance, she was feared by both. Y/N Pierce would’ve tried to escape it all… if it hadn’t been for The Winter Soldier.

Soldat by @the-fallen-nightmare

Captain America and Reader have worked together at SHIELD for over a year. What happens when they have a run in with The Winter Solider and Steve finds out the secret Reader had been hiding from him all this time? And what happens when reader is captured by Hydra and The Winter Soldier, again. Can she make Soldat remember her or is her life with Steve just a slow fading memory now?

 

Breach by @darkmasterlistyouneveraskedfor (dark)

The reader finds herself in the Winter Soldier’s cross hairs during a lock down.

Reset by @lunarbuck

The government has fallen, Hydra has taken over. You were an agent of SHIELD long before the reign of terror began, and became a member of the resistance when they needed you most. Everything changes when the Winter Soldier captures you from your safe house.

Devil’s Backbone by @trashmenofmarvel

With your team dead and your mission failed, you’ve been taken by the assassin to an unknown location and are at the mercy of your cruel tormentors.

Krasavchik by @after-avenging-hours

While under orders from Karpov to test the Soldat’s loyalties to Hydra, you find yourself questioning your own loyalties.

[batgovernor]

Melissa Balmain, 'Fatal Mistakes'

The pill you’re sure is good for you, the mole you think you can neglect, the ache you blame on winter flu: it’s always what you least expect. The mat that pads your shower floor, the flight you take from home, direct, the car that’s never stalled before: it’s always what you least expect. The oddly coiffed New York tycoon whom no one ever would elect because he’s nutty as a loon . . . it’s…

[windsongs2]

My ex-boyfriend told me I was "damaged goods" no I'm not.

Guys will tell you anything to get back at you to make you feel bad after you throw them out of the house and leave them ...remember that

He also called me a bitch know why he call me a bitch? because I didn't help him pack up his things to get out of the house

Now I don't know about you but everybody else I have talked to laughed at that notion.

that I had to pack up his things in order to get him out of the house and I laughed at it too.

like I said guys would do anything to make you feel bad, Don't feel bad they're the ones you messed up.. they're the ones who are leaving.

you are good person you did right

And also he told me that it was an abuse because it didn't leave a mark fuck that

Remember it's still physical abuse if they don't leave for Mark.

Don't believe a word they're saying

Not looking back on it it's kind of in a gray area if it was abuse or not only because it was late at night and he hadn't slept for like a whole week he has problems with insomnia.

But he could have used his words instead of burping to violence remember that if he abuses you and it's late at night and he hasn't slept good he still could use his words.

Oh yes you got mad because I want to look at him while he was packing the things up why should I I did nothing wrong he was the one that fault I didn't care about him anymore why should I even bother looking them useless person?

Oh yeah and he wanted to talk about it we talked about it I told him why I was upset I listened to him I told him no he needed to leave end of story but yeah he wanted to talk over and over about it why because that's how they get you to try to see their side of the store they try to convince you you're wrong and by talking over and over about and telling you're wrong tell you over and over he's hoping that you will think twice about him leaving you.

abusers aren't that smart... Don't take them back up to you Left them that

Will give them an upper hand there I think you're weak and since you came back the next time they feel like they want to hit you that'll do it harder than me leave a mark then pay for like a bone because they know you'll come back to them you won't do a thing.

Don't go back no matter how much you miss them and yes I do miss him, but I also have self-respect, self-esteem and confidence.

I also know what abuser is like because of my marriage I had, the guy was an abuser and I did all the wrong mistakes.

this time around I'm letting you know no matter how much you miss them. find yourself a better guy or girl whatever the case may be they are out there.

but don't go back cuz that could be your fatal mistake and your last one

[cardcaptorsakura96]

An Unfortunate Error of Judgement

This originally started out as a response to the following writing prompt: create a story with the genre comedy-horror and use the phrase "I'll be right back somewhere in the story." However, I definitely want to continue it. Let me know in the comments of what you think the main character should do.

Summary: Amy's whole world changes in an instant.

Amy tried to open her eyes adjusting to the sudden brightness. Still within the grasp of sleep, she tried again. Slowly, her eyes adjusted to her surroundings. Instead of being in her bedroom, she was suddenly in a kitchen that she didn’t recognized. As she looked around, her eyesight stopped in the middle of the kitchen, and her blood began to run cold. At the table, there was a hooded skeleton holding a large scythe while drinking coffee. Amy tried to back away, but accidentally caused the floor to creak. The hooded figure looked up at her startled. 

“What the hell are you doing in my house!” the hooded creature shrieked. 

Amy tried to hold it together, but tears streamed down her face.

“I… don’t….,” wailed Amy before crying even harder. 

The hooded figure cocked its head at her. It then got up and approached her. Amy tried to walk back, but hit her head against a wall and winced. The hooded figure placed a finger on her head, and his eyes began to glow. Amy tried to move, but her legs felt numb. After a minute, the hooded figure’s eyes stopped glowing, and he began to groan. 

“That idiot,” he muttered. 

The hood figure looked down at her and sighed. 

“Amy, is it?”

Amy slowly begins to nod. 

“My name is Grimm. Would you be a dear and wait just a couple of minutes? I just need to confirm something.”

She nodded again. 

“Its not like I have a choice in the matter,” thought Amy. 

“Perfect! I will be right back.”

As Grimm scurried from the kitchen, he yelled, “Carl!”

Amy wondered if she should make a run for it. She could now feel her legs. However, if Grimm is who she thinks he is, would there even be a point? 

After a couple of minutes, Grimm came back to the kitchen and slumped back into the chair. He rubbed the back of his neck while staring at her. 

“So funny thing… you shouldn’t be here for another 60 years. Your grandmother was supposed to die.”

“What!”

Grimm looked down not wanting to make eye contact and sighed.

“If it makes you feel any better, this isn’t the first time this has happened.”

“No, it does not! Can you at least fix this?”

“Time flows differently here so your funeral already happened, and your family cremated you.”

Amy stared back at him as the blood drained from her face. 

“So I am stuck here due to your incompetence?”

“Well, technically it was Carl’s incompetence…”

“It doesn’t matter who fault is is! What am I supposed to do now?”

“Luckily, you have two options. I can send you to another reality that is similar to your own where that version of you just died, and you can take their place. Or, I just fired Carl and have an opening for an assistant….”

Amy slumped to the floor overwhelmed with emotions. She curled into the a ball and sobbed. Either she can go to another reality unsure how different it was from her own or be this idiot’s assistance. 

Grimm slowly came and knelt down beside her and patted her head. 

“Hey, just think of this as a new beginning.”

“New beginning my ass,” Amy muttered. 

[the-soup-wizard]

I got a new job...I'm an apprentice wizard now....watch me do a spell.

Prisma erupit

Oh no it shot too far! Oh God the chaos!

It's beautiful.

[apfsds]

Ive got to sleep over night at the office of my second job and accidentally took a nap when I set up my resting space. This is the worst.

Also large buildings with auto lights that are freaky. But at least the lights arent on and off on their own like some places Ive had to overnight at.

[egophiliac]

What do you like about the Diasomnia boys if I may ask?

I always love hearing about the different reasons people enjoy characters.

I mean, c'mon. he has split custody over Sebek okay

also, Lilia in particular has maybe the best timeskip character development of all time

[internutter]

Challenge #03794-J141: The Big Mistake Hunt

When you're a pirate, there is ONE rule you should always follow, newbie.

DO NOT PISS OFF THE HUMAN!

DO NOT MAKE A HUMAN.... you did WHAT???

Ok, this is on you, ..... RUN! -- Anon Guest

Do not meddle with Humans, for they are petty and creatively vengeful. If they have seen you, if they know your name, if they know anything about you, they will track you down and extract more than you expect from you.

Mind. Body. Spirit. They will break them all.

Probie Xyn has just been informed of this after looting a singular soft toy from the Flambourgh's Human. She had found the Deathworlder just as he was emerging from the cleansing booth and stunned them at max power. Then she grabbed the closest small object and ran. This, Xyn was learning, was a huge mistake.

[Check the source for the rest of the story]

[milk-lover]

Watching back Iskall's charity stream Guess the Build POV is wild.

It goes from "person with big eyebrows" through "baby Grian" to "a duck-dog hybrid taking a poop" and lands on "disrespectful small dog". I believe this round typifies two rules that control the trajectory of any HC guess the build:

If you make a generic person, do not give them a red shirt, or they will immediately be interpreted as Grian, and

Skizzleman has a beautiful mind and will never guess what you think he is about to guess.

[gay-little-axolotl]

the goobers ever actually

[starlight-eclipsed]

“He’s a terrible swimmer,” Wild loudly whispers conspiratorially in Dark’s ear, which perks up in interest. Ah, sweet blackmail.

Hey. Hey have you guys heard of this fic. It's called A Dark Among the Lights, written by LuckyLectio on AO3. It's about how acts of kindness can change people, whether it be through giving a helping hand or by offering blackmail on your fellow heroes :3

[bonyato]

꒰♥️꒱» Funny Poor Boy eat a Pepsi Funny Cola.

Extracted from this specific moment from one of WayneRadioTV'S Chulip streams bc it lives in my head rent-free.

[vigilskeep]

on the other hand what’s more fun than doing what your older sibling told you not to do

who else up haunted by the worst thing they’ve ever done in a video game

[limeartichoke]

emerald duo + qphils enderking lore.... starts screaming

(excuse the poor editing my usual editing program would not stop crashing so i had to make do w something else)