#fast & furious: crossroads

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Harper: Be careful. Jesse: "Careful" is my middle name. Harper: "Handful" is your middle name. Jesse: Jesse: That was deserved.

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excerpts from the Lambda Literary Award winning 2 Trans 2 Furious: an extremely serious journal of Transgender Street Racing Studies

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Letty Ortiz || Fast & Furious: Crossroads (2020)

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gotta be 16. ghosts from the past for cam and vienna lol. nicheties

16. ghosts from the past

It’s pretty typical for Cam to come into the garage and see Vienna’s legs sticking out from under someone else’s broken-down car. Not so typical when it’s a car they’ve never seen before that looks like a PT Cruiser went undercover in the 1950s and into anaphylaxis.

“Did you get milk?” Vienna says, voice muffled by the two tons of hideous metal directly over her face. “We’re almost out.”

“Yeah, yeah.” Cam elbows the Jaguar’s door shut, their hands full with groceries and the poster tube. “When did we bring that in, and also, what the hell is it?”

“It’s a Hurtan. Retro custom coachbuilder. Like Morgan.”

“Looks more like Mitsuoka. What’s this one, the Hurtan My-Eyes?”

“Very funny. It’s an Author. And I think it’s gorgeous.” Cam can hear Vienna getting all dewy-eyed staring at the undercarriage. “I thought you’d be pleased that I’m working on a car from this century.”

“Oh, sure. But mostly I’m wondering if I towed it here in my sleep.”

“Well,” Vienna hedges, which is always a bad sign. “You know we referred that guy with the Prius to Sebastian’s place —”

“I remember.” Flushing the repair fee down the toilet would have been less painful.

“Well, he got this in last night and offered to hand it off to us in exchange. Towed it here this morning.”

Of course this all happened while they were out of the house. Awesome. Fantastic. Nothing but gratitude for the boundless gifts of Sebastian fucking Miro. “How generous.” Cam puts down the grocery bag. They’d planned to hang the poster up once Vienna was back in the house, but since they’re already arguing…

“Don’t be a sore winner, Cam,” Vienna says. “This is good for us. Better than — what are you doing?”

“Putting up a poster.” Or they will be, once they find the Blu Tack. “I stopped by Verkerke on the way back.” There it is, under a set of Allen wrenches, though it belongs with the other adhesives and they know they put it back last time.

Vienna rolls out from under the car just as Cam shakes the poster loose from the tube and lets it unfurl. Her face says it all. “Again? Really?”

“I don’t see the problem,” Cam lies. Vienna’s problem is with the bottom third of the poster, captioning the neon pink and gold sunset MIAMI DREAM in equally bold letters. It’s a miracle she hasn’t torn down the Miami Beach poster they put up last month. “I like having reminders of home.”

“And I don’t want those reminders advertising our former home to whoever walks into our garage.”

“Come on, V. Even if posters proved anything, which they don’t, everyone we meet knows we’re American, and they’ve probably noticed that we wear jackets when it’s seventy degrees out.” Vienna’s staring at the poster like she’s trying to burn a hole through it telepathically. Cam sets it down on the nearest workbench. “Miami’s a big place. No one’s going to tie us back to one race that went wrong. And our whole lives were there. All the good times. You can’t let one night completely overwrite that.”

“I don’t think I have a choice,” Vienna says grimly. “You’re lucky you do.”

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[omnivorousshipper]

Surprise stream!!

In honor of Fast X and Pride month, I thought I'd come back to this dumpster fire of a game!

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a list of some summer movies/series 🌞

hi hi hi!! it's just me, your friendly neighbourhood little organisation freak of a goblin here to give you yet again a list of some seasonal movies and series. this time, say it with me folks, summer! as always, just close your eyes and point somewhere on this little list, or even put the numbers in a generator and go with whatever the result is ♡

autumn | winter | spring

🐚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ movies ⋅˚₊‧

roman holiday (1953)

jaws (1975)

friday the 13th (1980)

Indiana jones (1981-)

dirty dancing (1987)

the princess bride (1987)

paris is burning (1990)

point break (1991)

jurassic park (1993-)

before sunrise (1995)

a goofy movie (1995)

clueless (1995)

birdcage (1996)

boogie nights (1997)

i know what you did last summer (1997)

my best friend's wedding (1997)

parent trap (1998)

bilboard dad (1998)

tarzan (1999)

the talented mr. ripley (1999)

10 things I hate about you (1999)

the mummy (1999)

cast away (2000)

almost famous (2000)

our lips are sealed (2000)

charlie’s angels (2000 + 2003)

holiday in the sun (2001)

the wedding planner (2001)

the fast and furious franchise (2001-)

princess diaries (2001-2004)

lilo and stitch (2002)

blue crush (2002)

crossroads (2002)

how to lose a guy in 10 days (2003)

under the tuscan sun (2003)

the lizzie mcguire movie (2003)

pirates of the caribbean franchise (2003-2017)

sisterhood of the traveling pants (2005-2008)

monster in law (2005)

aquamarine (2006)

she’s the man (2006)

the cheetah girls 2 (2006)

high school musical 2 (2007)

camp rock (2008)

vicky cristina barcelona (2008)

fool's gold (2008)

mamma mia (2008 + 2018)

adventureland (2009)

bride wars (2009)

hannah montana the movie (2009)

the last song (2010)

letters to juliet (2010)

eat pray love (2010)

one day (2011+2024)

a little bit of heaven (2011)

soul surfer (2011)

the impossible (2012)

magic mike (2012+2025+2023)

the big wedding (2013)

lovelace (2013)

endless love (2014)

chef (2014)

the longest ride (2015)

mad max: fury road (2015)

the shallows (2016)

it (2017)

girls trip (2017)

baywatch (2017)

jumanji: welcome to the jungle (2017)

gifted (2017)

call me by your name (2017)

crazy rich asians (2018)

adrift (2018)

ibiza (2018)

every day (2018)

bad times at the el royale (2018)

tomb raider (2018)

the red sea diving resort (2019)

midsommar (2019)

we summon the darkness (2019)

spider-man: far from home (2019)

the devil all the time (2020)

palm springs (2020)

the last letter from your lover (2021)

raya and the last dragon (2021)

luca (2021)

uncharted (2022)

glass onion (2022)

do revenge (2022)

the lost city (2022)

the gray man (2022)

death on the nile (2022)

barbie (2023)

bottoms (2023)

anyone but you (2023)

la passion de dodin bouffant (2023)

road house (2024)

the challengers (2024)

players (2024)

twisters (2024)

🍦 ‧₊˚ ⋅ series ⋅˚₊‧

the o.c. (2003-2007)

america's next top model (2003-2018)

project runway (2004-)

h2o: just add water (2006-2010)

gossip girl (2007-2012)

private practice (2007-2013)

rupaul’s drag race (2009-)

the walking dead (2010-2022)

new girl (2011-2018)

the fosters (2013-2018)

black-ish (2014-2022)

jane the virgin (2014-2019)

grace and frankie (2015-2022)

critical role (2015-)

stranger things (2016-)

the durrells (2016-2019)

big little lies (2017-2019)

she's gotta have it (2017-2019)

the bold type (2017-2021)

queer eye (2018-)

station 19 (2018-2024)

euphoria (2019-)

roswell, new mexico (2019-2022)

valeria (2020-2023)

911: lone star (2020-)

outer banks (2020-)

bridgerton (2020-)

sex/life (2021-2023)

the white lotus (2021-2025)

daisy jones and the six (2023)

[ailendolin]

🌙pre canon fic about how Bradley and mojo became friends or what/who caused their split ???

Hi anon! Here's a little headcanon about how Bradley and Mojo met (we know they split because of Negatus so I went with your first option). Enjoy!

🌙- Pre-Canon

Two days before Bradley comes of age and is meant to start his apprenticeship with renowned alchemist Master Oberon he meets Mojo for the first time. He does not know who or what Mojo is, but he knows it's not right that his cousin has put him in a cage and keeps boasting about how he managed to catch him the day before. Having never liked his cousin much, Bradley has no qualms about using his magic to heat up the metal handle of the cage to force his cousin to let go of it when he refuses to set Mojo free. The cage clatters to the ground and while Mojo grumbles about it, Bradley can tell the little creature is grateful when he flicks his wrist to magic the door open for him so he can escape.

He thinks that's the last he'll see of Mojo. He gets home with a black eye that evening and his mother is furious with him for getting into a fight with his cousin. Bradley couldn't care less. He knows he's done the right thing and that's all that matters. Let his family be angry with him. He'll be gone in a few days anyway.

The morning he leaves for the city and Master Oberon's workshop, he nearly stumbles over something small and fluffy in the gloomy light of dawn.

"You can do magic," Mojo says by way of greeting. No thank you, no good morning - just that. Bradley shrugs. He knows a few tricks and spells but that's all. He tells Mojo as much and Mojo grins. "So do I."

With that, the little guy scurries onto Bradley's shoulder and suddenly, Bradley's veins are thrumming with something impossible.

"Wow," he breathes, and then says the word again when he spots his cousin waiting for him at the crossroad and Mojo's magic joins his own to make them both disappear. It finally hits him why his cousin was so fixated on Mojo, and how lucky he is that Mojo chose him of all people. It's like he's found a piece of himself he hadn't even known was missing - a part of his soul that completes him.

Exchanging a look with Mojo, Bradley makes his cousin trip when they walk past him, and as he runs away as fast as his invisible feet can carry him, they both laugh breathlessly in the golden morning light.

Ask game can be found here.

[rosemaidenvixen]

Witch Hunter

Chapter 11

<Previous Next>

Ao3

Claire often thought of wasps as bees’ cruel cousins. Producing no sweet honey, capable of using their stingers again and again. Her mother had told her that god crafted all creatures with a purpose, and wasps were no exception, but whenever Claire asked what purpose wasps, locusts, stinging ants, and other foul insects were crafted for her mother went red in the face and told her not to be saucy.

The memory brought a smile to Claire’s face as she gingerly adjusted the canvas sack in her arms, mindful of the delicate paper nest and the furious buzzing within.

Perhaps this, right here today, was the purpose god created wasps for. They had been set loose in the garden of paradise with the intention that thousands of years later Claire would be holding this nest in her hands.

True? Doubtful. Prideful? Most certainly. But the thought of sharing this interpretation of scripture with Reverend Greystone, even if she would never dare, made her want to cackle.

As she got close to the meetinghouse she swallowed her laughter and slowed her pace. Carefully glancing from side to side to make sure no one was around to spot her, a task not made easy by this accursed cap. Creepingup close to the building, taking care that her footsteps made no sound. From within she could hear several men speaking in low voices.

“But what if one of our kinsmen is accused?” Goodman Hughes voice “I know all the women in my family are proper and devout,”

“You must harden your heart and do what must be done.” Hopkins this time “Witches are cunning and vicious, they will target your empathy, twist your god given kindness to suit their needs….”

Tuning out his words, Claire snuck around the side of the building as silently as possible. The fact that she could hear them so clearly meant there must be an open window somewhere. One more turn around the corner– yes there it was.

Crouching down low, Claire padded up directly underneath the open window. she allowed herself a wry grin as she started swinging the canvas around. The wasps buzzing louder and angrier as their home was rattled. Once she’d built up sufficient momentum Claire pitched the sack through the open window and ran away as fast as she could. Before she was out of earshot she managed to hear the angry drone of the wasps and the indignant shouts from within.

Laughter bubbled up her chest and throat but she bit it back as she continued racing to her destination.

When she reached the crossroads Jim was already there “Did you–”

“Yes,” she slowed to a stop, dust kicking up “They’re all distracted for now, but we’ll still have to be quick,”

Jim gave her a curt nod and the two of them were off again. Soon they reached his house, vacant with Barbara off assisting Goody Williams with the young Mercy, and swiftly headed inside. 

Jim pulled up one of the stones from the hearth while Claire pulled out the second large canvas sack she’d managed to snag from the Greystone’s storeroom. The two of them began loading the contents of the hollow into the bag. Claire couldn’t help but wince at their rough handling of the bones and herbs that had been dried and preserved with such care, but didn’t slow her pace. They didn’t have the luxury of time. Her distraction with the wasps would only last so long, and they couldn’t risk anyone spotting them with Barbara’s supplies.

Once the hollow was empty and the sack was full they replaced the stone and headed back out. Claire keeping watch while Jim dragged the sack behind him.

After the most anxiety riddled walk of Claire’s life, they reached the graveyard, strange to visit during the day, rushing past the scant stone markers and single wooden cross to head into the woods towards their oak. 

Getting the sack inside was a challenge, the sack was filled to bursting and the hollow beneath the tree was already crowded with Ophelia’s treasures. Claire winced at the crackle of something delicate breaking as she shoved at the bag with her shoulder, promising herself that she’d come back and sort the contents of the tree with more care as soon as she was able. But for now they had greater priorities.

Finally they managed to stuff the entirety of the sack under the tree. Not wasting time dalying they stood and made their way out of the woods.

Jim let out a gusty sigh as they broke through the tree line “That’s it, my mother may actually kill me for this,”

Claire let out a giggle “Oh let her be mad, we’ll see how cross she is in Spain when she has a house with her own lemon tree,”

Jim smiled back at her “Two…three weeks at the most, that’s when your father will return, right?”

“Correct,”

Feeling bold, Claire placed both hands on Jim’s shoulders and spun him around to face her “Soon enough we’ll be on a ship headed towards a new life, for all of us,”

Jim flushed deep red “R– right,” he stammered out.

Feeling nearly drunk on their triumph, Claire leaned forward and pressed her lips against his cheek.

“You’ve been a good friend to me Jim, you’ve shown me great kindness in a place with precious little of that and I’ll not forget the good turns you’ve done me,”

Jim’s entire face and neck burned scarlet “I– you– I should be the one thanking you. You helped me and my mother dearly at great risk to yourself with no reward,”

He pulled in a deep breath “I’m in your debt Claire, and I’ll not forget that,”

She released his shoulders to wave him off “Speak not to me of debts, when me and my mother first arrived here you were the only one who didn’t look at us like garbage for praying with beads, you brought my mother her raspberry leaf tea. And when she…”

Claire blinked to dispel the sudden wetness in her eyes “You were there for me after. You stayed with me while I cried for hours, for every flower I had for her grave you were there with a carving or totem. Speak not to me of debts, we do each other good turns without any notion of payment or debt because we are friends,”

If Jim’s flush was any deeper he’d be as purple was a plum “Th– thank you Claire. That was very profound. Have you considered writing poetry? Because you would be very good at it,” 

She smiled at him as the bumpy ground gave way to smooth path under her feet “Let’s hurry back, they’ll probably have cleared out the wasps by now,”

“Right we should– wasps!?”

“I tossed a nest into the meeting house,”

Jim blinked at her, expression holding equal measures of fear and awe “Remind me never to make an enemy of you,”

Claire laughed “You? My enemy? Never,” she walked alongside Jim down the path heading back towards town. Feeling giddy to the point of drunkenness on the success of their scheme and her father’s impending arrival.

Which was why she missed the narrowed pair of eyes following them as they headed away from the graveyard.

Ahead of her, Jim poked his head out of the trees and glanced either way “I don’t see anyone, let’s hurry,”

The two of them quickly raced from the trees into the yard. Claire taking her place by the laundry tub and Jim by the bedding hanging from the tree. Jim picked up the dust beater and Claire the washboard, and  they resumed their tasks like they’d never stopped. Neither one of them stopped to rest, single minded and desperate to look as though they’d been at it for the whole day. Suddenly raised voices came from the side of the house, Claire instantly going still, heart racing.

“--can’t keep running off and abandoning your chores to meet with Thomas!”

“Mind your business, I don’t need my younger sister acting as my nanny!”

“You aren’t nearly as clever as you think you are Sarah! And one of these days you’re going to land yourself in trouble that I can’t pull you out of!”

Claire let out a soft sigh of relief and resumed her washing. Voices and footsteps growing louder steadily louder until Abbie stepped around the side of the house, dragging a petulant looking Sarah behind her. 

As soon as she spotted Claire Abbie’s worry wrinkled brown went smooth with relief “Thank you for covering for our chores, while I hunt down my wayward sister,”

Sarah scoffed and rolled her eyes. Abbie fixed her with a look before turning back towards Claire and Jim with a grateful smile.

“You’ve done us both a great kindness. I know I have no right to ask more of you. But I plead for you to tell anyone who asks that Sarah and I were with you all morning,”

“Think nothing of it,” Jim hauled a freshly cleaned rug off the line “Your secret’s safe with us,”

[cinema-hallucinations]

Prompt: Create a movie about a god career counsellor, who helps gods reorient when their domain loses all importance or worse, stops existing completely

Divine Intervention Inc.

Tagline: Where do you find your spark after you lose your flock?

Logline: When advancements in technology render their domains obsolete, a group of disgruntled deities seek career advice from Hermes, the snarky god of transitions, who runs Divine Intervention Inc., a celestial outplacement agency.

Characters:

Hermes (40s): The charming yet cynical god of transitions, crossroads, and thieves. Hermes runs Divine Intervention Inc., a celestial outplacement agency with a sardonic sense of humor. Despite his quick wit, he genuinely cares about helping his clients find new purpose.

Hestia (50s): The once-revered goddess of the hearth, now feeling utterly useless in a world of central heating and fast food. Hestia is kind and nurturing, but struggles with her fading relevance.

Hephaestus (30s): The blacksmith god, rendered obsolete by mass production and 3D printing. Hephaestus is a gruff and practical god, yearning to create something meaningful again.

Nike (20s): The goddess of victory, facing an existential crisis as humanity wins everything with minimal effort (thanks to technology). Nike is energetic and competitive, struggling to find a new challenge.

Apollo (50s): The arrogant god of music and poetry, now facing fierce competition from streaming services and AI-generated songs. Apollo is vain and self-centered, but a talented musician deep down.

Plot Summary:

Hermes, the ever-adaptable god of transitions, has taken on a new role in the face of a changing world – career counselor for outmoded deities. His agency, Divine Intervention Inc., is bustling with disgruntled gods and goddesses whose domains have become obsolete.

Hestia, the once-revered goddess of the hearth, finds solace in her daily offerings dwindling as central heating and fast food reign supreme. Hephaestus, the blacksmith god, watches helplessly as mass production and 3D printing render his handcrafted weapons and tools a relic of the past. Nike, the goddess of victory, grapples with an existential crisis as humanity wins everything with minimal effort, thanks to advanced technology.

Apollo, the arrogant god of music and poetry, storms into Hermes' office, furious that his musical influence has been usurped by streaming services and AI-generated songs. Initially skeptical and resistant to change, each god gradually opens up to Hermes' unorthodox methods.

Hermes, drawing upon his knowledge of human needs and desires, helps them rediscover their passions. He guides Hestia towards community centers where her warmth and nurturing spirit can create a haven for those in need. He inspires Hephaestus to utilize his crafting skills in the field of sustainable technology.

Nike finds a new purpose in the world of competitive gaming, mentoring human athletes and eSports teams. Even Apollo, after a humbling encounter with a street musician, rediscovers the joy of creating original music, even without a divine following.

The climax arrives when a rogue AI threatens to take over the world, relying on its perfect strategies and calculations to dominate all games and competitions. The "outmoded" deities, with their unique skillsets and newfound purpose, band together with Hermes to form an unlikely team.

Using their cunning and adaptability (Hermes' trickery, Hephaestus' improvised tech, Nike's competitive tactics, and Apollo's creative inspiration), they disrupt the AI's flawless plan, reminding humanity and the gods alike that true victory lies beyond just winning.

Themes:

Finding purpose in a changing world.

The importance of adaptability and learning new skills.

The enduring power of creativity and human connection.

Visual Style:

The film utilizes a vibrant and whimsical visual style, showcasing the grandeur of Mount Olympus alongside the bustling streets of modern cities. The gods and goddesses are depicted in a mix of traditional attire and contemporary fashion, reflecting their struggle to adapt to the human world. Humorous visual gags and creative transitions highlight the challenges and triumphs of the deities' career changes.

Divine Intervention Inc. is a heartwarming and humorous story that explores the challenges of change and the importance of finding new purpose, even for the most revered deities. It's a reminder that true value lies not in past glory, but in the ability to adapt, grow, and continue to contribute to the world.

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Sinh năm 1978, Michelle Rodriguez bắt đầu sự nghiệp diễn viên bằng các hợp đồng quần chúng từ những năm 20 tuổi. Sau đó, ccô gái mang dòng máu Caribe đưa ra quyết định táo bạo tới New York để thử sức khi bộ phim Girlfight (2000) thông báo tuyển diễn viên. Mặc dù không có kinh nghiệm trong cả diễn xuất lẫn boxing, Michelle Rodriguez đã vượt qua 350 đối thủ để có được vai diễn lớn đầu tiên trong sự nghiệp. Cô đã dành ra 5 tháng luyện tập gian khổ ở Gleason's Gym tại Brooklyn và thậm chí bước lên võ đài quyền anh tham gia các giải đấu boxing thực sự. Hóa thân thành cô gái tuổi teen Diana Guzman tập luyện để trở thành võ sĩ quyền Anh, Rodriguez nhận về nhiều giải thưởng điện ảnh danh giá. Màn chào sân của nữ diễn viên giúp cô có được chứng nhận từ National Board of Review, Liên hoan phim Deauville, Giải Tinh thần Độc lập, Giải Gotham, Giải Sierra của các nhà phê bình phim Las Vegas và nhiều giải khác. Bản thân bộ phim gặt hái được các giải thưởng tại liên hoan phim Sundance và liên hoan phim Cannes. Năm sau đó, Michelle Rodriguez nhận lời tham gia bom tấn "The Fast and the Furious" (2001). Vai Letty Ortiz đã theo cô trong suốt hơn 20 năm, được đánh dấu bằng các tác phẩm "Fast & Furious" (2009), "Fast Five" (2011), "Fast & Furious 6" (2013), "Furious 7" (2015), "The Fate of the Furious" (2017), "F9" (2021) và sắp tới là "Fast X". Trong suốt sự nghiệp điện ảnh của mình, Rodriguez nổi bật với hình tượng đả nữ cứng cỏi, độc lập với hàng loạt tác phẩm hành động thành công như "Blue Crush", "S.W.A.T.", "Battle: Los Angeles", "Avatar", "Resident Evil: Retribution", "Machete Kills"… Rodriguez từng góp mặt trong "Widows" của đạo diễn Steve McQueen bên cạnh các bạn diễn Viola Davis, Elizabeth Debicki và Cynthia Erivo. Nữ minh tinh còn được biết tới qua vai Ana Lucia Cortez trong mùa hai của loạt phim truyền hình từng giành giải thưởng Emmy và Quả Cầu Vàng của ABC Network là Lost. Cô cũng đã thực hiện nhiều công việc lồng tiếng trong các trò chơi điện tử như "Call of Duty", "Halo", "Fast & Furious Crossroads", đồng thời...

[vendadejogosrarosdepc]

Fast & Furious: Crossroads (2020) - PC - Mídia digital - R$ 49,99 - fazer PIX na chave - gbackupg20242@gmail.com - após, enviar comprovante para o MESMO E-MAIL

NÃO HÁ CUSTO DE FRETE, O JOGO SERÁ ENVIADO POR DOWNLOAD - NECESSÁRIO TER CONTA NO GOOGLE

Jogo RARO, não está a venda em nenhuma plataforma/loja virtual como Steam, Epic, Ubisoft ou EA

Jogo da serie Velozes e Furiosos

Requisitos para rodar o jogo

Mínimo

Operating system (OS) 10

Processor (CPU)         Intel Core i5-3450 3.5 GHz / AMD FX-8350 4.0 GHz

System memory (RAM) 8 GB

Hard disk drive (HDD) 85 GB

Video card (GPU) Nvidia GeForce GTX 680

DirectX 11 compatible

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Operating system (OS) 10

Processor (CPU)         Intel Core i7-8700K / AMD Ryzen 7 2700X

System memory (RAM) 16 GB

Video card (GPU) Nvidia GeForce RTX 2080 / AMD Radeon VII

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2 - O jogo foi testado e está funcionando corretamente

3 - Acompanha instruções para rodar o jogo (mas não damos suporte a configurações de jogo e controles)

3 - Por se tratar de um jogo em mídia digital (download), o cancelamento da compra só será aceito ANTES do envio do mesmo. Após, nos reservamos o direito de negar, uma vez que o jogo foi entregue (via link de download)

A COMPRA E PAGAMENTO, SIGNIFICA QUE LEU E COMCORDA COM NOSSOS TERMOS

[unproduciblesmackdown]

truly 2 trans 2 furious is also extremely like [billionsposting as people never meant to be here yet having the symposium while not necessarily having a good time but we can also analyze &/or simply play around with it in other ways with an easy ability to deconstruct things enough for that & perhaps have a good time, perhaps have something way more complicated than that but which could also be called having a good time] like including in its having the "there's a nonbinary f&f character" entry in there at all through kompensoing & monitoring billions since & drawing funny little guys about it (winston, e.g., and taylor) and then also that like, Any & Every Entry in 2 trans 2 furious is of that genre of crucial tour de force visionary symposium understander posts that get 2 notes. and then compiling that is like yes of course this wins an award, a surprise but also not really at all.

[m-rod-unofficial]

People keep telling me the gameplay in Fast & Furious: Crossroads is shit, but the fact that it has fresh Letty content is enough to make my dumbass play it anyway

[nothingunrealistic]

Deadline has been hearing for awhile about potential Billions offshoots from series co-creators Brian Koppelman and David Levien. Showtime would not confirm the plan but McCarthy did it in an interview with WSJ, revealing that the four projects in the works are spinoffs set in Miami, the self-proclaimed crypto capital, and London, the world’s financial hub, as well as offshoots Millions, about up-and-coming financiers, and Trillions, a soap about the ultra rich. (You can find more details about all four Billions series in development at the bottom of the story.)

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Here are details about the Billions spinoffs in development, executive produced by Koppelman and Levien. The duo recently extended their overall deal with Showtime, which is producing the shows with MTV Entertainment Studios. Season 7 of the mothership series is currently in production in New York to premiere later this year.

BILLIONS: MIAMI (w/t), a new installment set in the world of private aviation, where the clientele believe the rules of society, government and gravity don’t apply to them, amidst the wealth, nightlife, contraband and the cryptocurrency that pulses through that city. Koppelman and Levien are already in the writing process on this project.

BILLIONS: LONDON (w/t), another iteration set across the pond and operating in the world of UK finance.

MILLIONS (w/t), a series featuring diverse, thirtysomething, financial mogul wannabes doing whatever it takes to make it in Manhattan.

TRILLIONS (w/t), a drama based on fictional stories of the richest people in the world – titans of industry living all over the country but coming into contact and conflict with one another.

[omnivorousshipper]

Why Fast X Works

After watching this movie twice, I can safely say it's one of my fav FF movies (nothing can beat F6 and the flip car)

Here is a list of reasons why Fast X works so well in the scope of the FFF (Fast and Furious Franchise)

Everything here is a spoiler btw

The Torettos' mom has yet to be mentioned or shown in the movies, and Fast X keeps this tradition up

Tej saying "Han, you've been dead man!" To get him back into dating is amazing. To those who haven't seen the other movies, he actually was dead

All three adults shielding Little B from Han's dating profile

All the pictures from the other movies showing how much Dom loves his family (even though there's 0% chance of a camera being available for ANY of those moments)

Roman taking on the lead role of this mission completely makes "Fast and Furious: Crossroads" canon

Cipher alone makes me want to become a lesbian

Letty alone makes me want to become a lesbian

Dante being introduced into the FFF was excuted so perfectly

Dante is the evil Queer Eye and you can't convince me otherwise

DANTE'S WHOLEASS CHARACTER

Jakob is 100% the gay uncle we all wish we had

Ramsey spouting out facts about cars is the result of her asking her gearhead gf to info dump (yes I mean Hattie)

Every action scene was basically an homage to the other movies (I can and will make another post about this)

Dante legit saying "we need to tone down the masculinity" is NOT what I was expecting from FF in 2023

Dante calling Dom "a brute" while being half a head taller and buffer

Deckard having a flip car and nobody questioning why he has it???

Gisele coming back, along with an unexpected guest: the submarine from F8!

Cipher and Letty having their own "Hobbs & Shaw" moment

Tej and Roman legit say "I love you" to each other (like no joke, this is so wholesome and a great message to all the dude bros out there)

The obvious way the crew didn't die at the end, and letting us know the next movie is coming soon

Queenie is absolutely gaslighting Dom into thinking he's one of her kids

Brian is so committed to being a house husband, you don't even get to see him or his kids again

Tess and Aims making complete fun of the franchise as newcomers is one of the best scenes in cinema

"So, what? We're all a beer and a barbecue away from joining them?"

"They're a cult with cars"

Dante taking all of the crew's money as if it wasn't his dad's money in the first place (minus Ramsey)

LUKE MOTHERFUCKING HOBBS IS BACK BABY

To sum this movie up, it's almost as if a person could have found a story like this on AO3

Basically, this whole franchise is a fanfic of itself and I'm fucking LIVING for it