#farmer wbb

[r1ng-w0rm]

Uhhhh WBB Tobias and Jawtay(+a bit of the others as a bonus) Frenemy HC's???

Sorry if these are ooc btw- also I have some general brother hcs coming up soon :D

also I promise you that these aren't ship hcs even if some of these do sound a bit smooch-y.

Under the cut because there's alot-ish

💪🦷 Where to start.... Hmm... I think these two love hating eachother and love to torture themselves by being around eachother(in a non romantic way).

💪🦷They do not get along! No matter how similar their pasts might've been(epic farmer and fisher moment) , they H A T E eachother.

💪🦷So why did I put frenemy up at the top? Well I put it because while Jawtay is blunt and not ashamed to say that Tobias looks like a dead raccoon doped up on cocaine, Tobias can get defensive of/over his enemy. Therefore, they are (one-sided) frenemies.

💪🦷Someone could be like, "Yeah I hate Jawtay too," after one of Tobias' long rants about him and Tobias could flip instantly. He'd throw things and claw at them with his stitched on hands while yelling about how Jawtays his enemy and only he's aloud to hate him. Tobias would apologize to them later, but for now they must face his wrath.

💪🦷-But don't consider this favoritism, because Tobias likes to claw at Jawtay too. So uh.. Yeah?

💪🦷 He's (Tobias) obsessed with him in the way those fictional villains are obsessed with the hero, but in a weird musty way.

💪🦷Tobias will finally be fulfilled of his obsession once Jawtays arms are in his possession!

💪🦷I like to think about Jawtay mushing Tobias' fake teeth into his gums because it's super silly.

*＊✿❀ BONUS HC'S❀✿＊*

💪🪱I feel like his friendship towards varai is a 'you take care of me, I take care of you' kind of ordeal. He'd be really codependent towards varai in a semi-unhealthy way.

💪🪱He's the wasp to varais dead worm

💪🪱He'd die before showing his ugly mug to the coolest worm corpse in the biker central.

💪🍆 Tobias is if-y towards Jeff. Not in a bad way, but in a scared way.

💪🍆 I can see him(Tobias) hiding in a corner like a cat whenever Jeff comes around. Spooky.

💪🍆He LOVES his hair tho. so bonus to that?

💪🎲NO! NUH-UH!! KEEP DICE AWAY FROM TOBIAS! HE WILL THROW A TANTRUM AND AN ARM AT HIM AND WHOEVER BROUGHT HIM TO TOBIAS (even varai)

💪🎲He is flat out afraid of dice and now there's two of him in one??? *insert Tobias clawing at the couch*

💪🎲If you can get Tobias to stay calm around dice for even a minute, l congratulate you.

[emmy-the-absolute-goof]

sim-sam

[soniana-draws]

Grizz stared wide-eyed at the figure that just stormed into his and his brothers shop. With it's strong body, sunglasses, and all dressed in black; he couldn't help but have the funny thought of how this man looked like one of those bodyguards that appeared in the action movies that he so much liked.

The grizzly bear turned his head to pause the Nom Nom's video in his laptop, not noticing how in those few seconds a second figure appeared into the scene, and then opened his mouth, ready to cheerfully greet this new client.

An startling slam at the counter interrupted him, making the bear to look down and find a not-so-happy-looking koala digging his claws in the counter with such force that the poor dollar under it may end ripped at any moment.

"How do I passive-aggresively say 'fuck you’ in flower?"

-slams fists on table- OK BUT GRIZZNOM FLOWER SHOP AU

Originally I wanted to do a short fanfic about this, but I couldn’t think of what to do with the middle of the story(working with ships that have a constantly changing relationship in canon and trying to take that into an AU is hard, man) soo I decided to scribble down some of the ideas I had instead

-ahem- now with the AU: Nom Nom was struggling with the fact that the studio wanted him to film a video in the forest for...some reason(idk), so after a very heated up argument he ended up throwing a tantrum and his manager told him to ‘buy some flowers to apologise so they could keep the project going because they needed it’. Nom Nom was going to go to his mansion and that’s it, but then he saw a flower shop in the middle of the forest and had an idea. Grizzly from his part was suffering from boredoom because it was a slow day, when suddenly Nom’s showed up and then I guess you know what’s next; Grizz fangirls because Nom Nom is there, then panics because he doesn’t know what to give him, goes to ask for help to his brothers, aand Nom Nom end’s up leaving satisfied with his purchase(Grizz didn’t want neither to make such an aggresive bouquet nor to add the poison ivy but the koala insisted, you can’t say no to that glare).

Curiosly, this wasn’t the oddest encounter that these two would have, because sometimes, just like flowers, love can bloom in the strangest of places.

Twitter

all credits to this post for the prompt and the info of the flowers 

[muffintonic]

Actually listening to/watching Grizz’s pitch all day, using manners, AND thinking about Grizz’s feelings?? Nom Nom’s really turning around after his near-death experience in “Vacation.”

[webearbros]

How's Farmer doing?

Farmer is doing good!

[celebrity-n-coolbear]

Nom Nom doesn't brainstorm. Nom Nom says what he wants and gets what he wants

Farmer in Crowbar Jones Origins

[cupofangst]

Imagine Nom Nom and Grizz start dating and Farmer can’t keep out of their business, being the overprotective koala dad that his is. Like, they’re sitting on the couch, about to watch a movie and Farmer just waltzes in with a bowl of popcorn and parks his ass right between them like “So, what’re we watching?” Or similarly, Farmer accompanying them on their dinner dates and being like “So, what are you two getting? I’m in the mood for chicken!”

[adrigummi]

What a great episode!

“Kyle” is, from now on, my favourite episode with “Anger Management”. Today, after many days of waiting, I finally could watch it and I’m so SO happy with Nom Nom’s development in this third season! In this episode Nom Nom showed so many emotions! We could see a heart beating under his rough facade, and even we could discover that Nom Nom appreciate more his (supposed) family than his fortune. And to watch him dancing and singing of pure happiness in his mansion is simply adorable! Bravo for this episode, WBB crew! P.S.: is Farmer the bodyguard that is always with Nom Nom? Maybe they changed a bit his design... Anyways, he’s a great character! :)

[not-so-serious-wastebasket]

I’m watching we bare bears and

I’m so happy for him!!

[iboughtaplant]

WIP Name Game

I think by now, I have been tagged by @ghostinthelibrarywrites, @handwrittenhello, and @broskier so I guess I should finally do this. 

rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and i’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it. and then tag as many people as you have WIPs

Yenskel (and Lambskel) University au

Bathtub - Geraskefer fit 

Classic Cars inspired Yennskier fic

Werewolf Eskel - modern au Jaskel fic

WBB - Jaskier/Geralt/Eskel - dragon!Jaskier and tea dragons 

Eskel/Geralt farmers market au 

There might be a couple more that I didn't notice, I don’t actually have my hips in a folder, lol. My google drive is very disorganized. And yeah none of my titles are very fun, I try to fit as much description in them so I know what they are. 

I have no idea who to tag, um @pipingplover, @j-a-pankratz

[emmy-the-absolute-goof]

wake up sleepyhead

[soniana252]

just jumping right into your inbox to ask if you've watched any of the new Shaun the Sheep episodes and your reactions !!

YES I DID!! but not all of them tho, I’ll continue the rest this week

But for now I can tell you(under the cut bc spoilers) this: 

-Currently crying over the dance ep, it was beautiful. So much Shaunzer material there, cute Timmy’s mom and Bitzer interactions(which are a duo that I love). How Bitzer danced using rules and Shaun just had fun and still with such different methods they still were in perfect sync?? It says so much about them and their dynamic and dwfrewgw I love them, babies,, 

-It was nice to see Bitzer coming back to his more relaxed self after Farmageddon

-0/10 no Slip cameo and the bull didn’t appear at all. Pizza guy I can forgive considering….the pizza crime scene

-Lexi is mean girl and I still love her, already have lots of hc about her. Ben being basically Dinkleberg to the farmer is so funny sqfergt also blondie is RIPPED. Stash is cute and a lil shit so he fits in the show. Rita reminds me of Tabes from wbb in a way, she’s strong and I also wuv her

-Kinda thought the first ep seemed rushed? the transitions were fast and a lot happened in too little time buut I still liked the ep. Shaun just casually calling the piza place and the crime scene sdfvfv

-Mowermouth appears more and I’m so happy ;; it was confirmed Shaun is friends with him(or at least likes the dude enough to give him corn even knowing how much chaos the goat causes) and now I can live knowing my hc became true

-I can see some of the plots as mini movies in a way, I noticed the lighting in scenes looked very good too(like in the movies) and I see they experimented with stuff and there’s so much effort put into them and it’s so gOOD

-the prize ep omg not a fan of the pigs eps(don’t hate em I’m just neutral about them) but this one was pretty good. The ending with them going ‘ey you didn’t win anything at the end but doesn’t matter, MUD!!’ is so bros I liked that

-So many cute interactions ;;

-kinda weird how they mention Ben and Lexi are the neighbors but you don’t really see any proof of that?? They just pop up in fairs or just appear in the farm but if the eps descriptions didn’t tell that I wouldn’t have guessed

-the new intro is pretty cool!! I like the little variations between each one, like the simpsons with the couch gag. Seemed a little strange that Shaun and the flock appeared less than the farmer tho, understable since they needed to show the new chars better but kinda looked like the farmer was the protagonist and not Shaun there lol

That’s all for now, I’ll probably update this when I see the rest of the ep so if anyone wants to check this later there’’ll be more fangirling

[webearbros]

Hey nom nom you should look up the intro to this old sitcom call Family Troubles. I know this seems random but it's going to blow your mind when you see it.

[rise-of-the-lgbt]

Aaaa this is so greaaaat

Well, you cant blame his bodyguards~

[cupofangst]

HOOOO MAAAN

I’m ashamed to say I haven’t been keeping up with WBB lately, and if I hadn’t logged onto tumblr recently, I probably would have missed tonight’s episode and I would have never forgiven myself it. But after having watched it....

HE SAID IT!! HE FUCKING SAID IT!

“I LOVE YOU, GRIZZ!!”

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!! MY DREAMS HAVE FINALLY COME TRUE!!

NO ONE CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!! I’VE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT!

BUT

If I had to give any criticisms of the episode...I guess i’m kind of disappointed that the vacation episode didn’t have a lot of vacation in it XD It was just them trying to GET to the vacation...while trying to avoid a bunch of ravenous fans, which, btw, jesus christ, that shit was kind of terrifying. I mean..I wanted to laugh but like...Nom Nom was on the verge of literally DYING half the time D: Grizz, I think you need to be his boyfriend emotional support animal 24/7.

I shouldn’t be surprised that Nom Nom had to think he was about to die before finally spilling his guts out to Grizz.

They had BETTER build even more on this episode! Can we please have Farmer trying to hook them up on dates, please? This would please me.

[emmy-the-absolute-goof]

Nom Nom: Yo dumbass, get over here!

Farmer: Okay-

Grizz: I’m coming! *laughing*

Farmer: *thinking* I thought....I was dumbass?