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[me-myself-and-my-fos]

Colette Clay

Pairing: Cold Graves, with special guest @hyperionshipping and Caleb

Warning: Mentions of pregnancy, mentions of childbirth

“Oh, Nic, she’s soooo cute!” Jester squealed as the Nein gazed at the week old baby nestled in Nic’s arms. The Firbolg was smaller than average, but bigger than any human baby. She was covered in a silver-gray fur with a small tuft of brown hair on the top of her head in a little mohawk.

They were gathered in the center of the grove, relaxing on the grass and blankets set up. Nic chuckled at Jester’s words, bouncing her daughter gently. Caduceus joined the group, setting down a small array of food before sitting beside his partner.

“She’s not as cute when she’s crying at midnight,” Nic teased, tickling her daughter’s nose with her finger.

“What’s her name?” Beau asked, staring skeptically at the baby. Did she and Yasha want kids? They had talked about it on and off over the last decade.

“Colette,” Caduceus told them softly.

Nic giggled. “Have to keep up the tradition after all.”

“So how many are you two planning on having?” Caleb asked, already in his brain planning on how to rearrange Caduceus and Nic’s shared room in the tower to accommodate the new addition. “Are you one and done, or can we expect more little ones?”

“Oh, um…” Nic and Caduceus looked at each other. Did they want more children? Colette was a surprise, but planning out more kids seemed logical.

“For now she’s an only child,” Caduceus answered, giving his finger to Colette who tightly gripped subconsciously.

“Yeah, I mean, you know Cad and I aren’t all that into sex anyway. It was just a one time thing and it resulted in our little rainbow, so for now just one,” Nic added.

“Well, you know, if the two of you ever need a break you have a few options for babysitters,” Caleb said, smiling softly as Tricks leaned against his back, the tiefling draping his arms over the wizard’s shoulders.

Nic couldn’t help the snort that escaped. “I love you guys, but I trust none of you with my daughter.”

“What about Veth? She’s a mom.” Yasha suggested, pointing to the rogue who was making silly faces at Colette. She had yet to giggle.

“As a mom, she’s wonderful, but as an aunt…” Nic sucked in a breath. “I fear she’ll be a terrible influence.”

“What about me?!” Jester protested.

“You’d be the worst influence,” Caduceus replied light-heartedly.

Jester pouted, leaning against Fjord’s chest with her arms crossed. Her fiancé rolled his eyes playfully. “Can we at least hold her?” Jester asked.

Nic tensed at the question. Since the moment Colette entered the world she had a strong protectiveness over her daughter. It took her a whole day to gather the courage to let Caduceus’s parents hold their granddaughter. But the Nein? Sure, they were her and Caduceus’s closest friends, but they weren’t known for being careful.

Sensing her anxiety, Caduceus rested a hand on her back and subtly casted Calm Emotion on her. Nic eased, relaxing at his touch and letting out a sigh. He had been using it on her more and more lately. She was a ball of nerves, and that spell was the only thing giving her any sense of peace.

“If any of you drop her, you will be blighted,” Nic threatened calmly, looking at Fjord.

He was taken aback by her staring directly at him. He was offended at the accusation. “Why did you look at me when you said that?”

“Honestly, Fjord, you are kind of clumsy,” Jester told him matter-of-factly.

“I am not clumsy!” he objected.

“I’ll hold her first,” Beau begrudgingly offered, holding out her arms. Nic placed Colette in the monk’s arms and helped Beau position her arms so the baby was comfortable. She stiffened up as she held the newborn, afraid to move and hurt her. Yasha didn’t miss a beat and began cooing at the baby.

“Oh look at you. Look at your little cheeks. And those ears, they’re so floppy and cute,” the barbarian put on a baby voice, gently squishing Colette’s cheeks. “I could just eat you up. Yes, I could. Yes I could.”

“So how are you feeling?” Tricks asked Nic, moving to settle in Caleb’s lap.

“Greater restoration, some healing spells, and I feel great,” Nic waved her hand. “But I’m so exhausted. She eats so much, and so often. I feel like Veth’s endless flask. But this is nothing compared to the actual labor. I’m not exaggerating when I say it was a whole week.”

“I could barely get her to sit still long enough to eat,” Caduceus chimed in, handing Nic a cup of tea he poured. “But Colette’s birth was special.”

“I wanted her to be born outside in nature so I gave birth out here in the yard of the grove,” Nic told them. “Actually, she was born directly in that spot you’re sitting on, Fjord.” She pointed to the half-orc.

“What? Oh, ew.” He pushed Jester off and moved to the side, off the spot Nic was talking about.

“She was born in the rain, though. It was actually a sunshower. You know, when it’s raining but it’s sunny out,” Nic said, taking a sip of her tea. “And afterwards, when it stopped raining, we looked up and saw the most beautiful and vibrant rainbow ever.”

“Wow, that sounds amazing,” Jester sighed dreamily.

“Don’t do it. Don’t give birth. It’s hell. I’ve been stabbed in the stomach and it was less painful that having a baby,” Nic warned, snuggling into Caduceus’s side.

After a few minutes Beau leaned over and quickly placed Colette in Fjord’s arms. He let out a yelp, not expecting to be handed the newborn. “Here Fjord, you hold her,” Beau said. She couldn’t wait to pass off the baby.

“Ah!” He was startled, cradling Colette carefully. Nic’s threat echoed in his mind. “Good… baby.”

“She’s not a dog!” Veth snapped.

“I don’t know! I’ve never held a baby before!” Fjord exclaimed nervously.

“It’s not that hard,” Jester said, taking her from him.

“Be careful with her. I spent ten months making her,” Nic said, a bit anxious as she watched Colette be passed from person to person.

As if on cue, Colette started to cry. The shrill scream pierced the moment and it set Nic on edge as she was already reaching for her daughter. She took the baby from Jester as Veth spoke up.

“Way to go Fjord!”

“What did I do?” Fjord asked.

“It’s not you,” Caduceus assured, watching as Colette clung to her mother. “She’s hungry.”

“Again,” Nic said, standing up. “Excuse me.” She walked away, heading into the temple to feed Colette.

“It seems like a lot of work to take care of a baby,” Jester commented.

“Actually Colette has been an easy baby so far,” Caduceus told her. “It’s Nic that’s been a handful.”

[canongf-archive]

eddie will talk about our future children but i always have to clarify that he is in fact talking about children because he never actually says that. he calls them our pups, our munchkins, our gremlins, our ankle-biters and he never refers to them as family but he refers to them as our litter or our pack or our swarm and i'm like "you're talking about human babies this time, yes?"

[malewifehenrycooldown]

TW for slight mentions of henry’s emotionally abusive parents + big warnings for those with tokophobia as this post is a decently indepth discussion of fankids.

HHHHH OKAY. So. I’ve been sitting on this idea since April, and only now I’ve felt a little comfortable talking about it since I’ve mentioned it to @eris-ships. But also the developments that occur in TSA/NMH3ms narratives have def made me a bit more confident in my decision to talk about having fankids with Henry. Like look. I don’t want to have kids myself (it’s a whole can of worms that’s basically just: ‘I can barely take care of myself, how do you expect me to raise a whole human being from scratch?!’).

Anyways what kinda spurred this was from NMH3’s peculiar ending + these images [one, two and three] and the third one particularly made me want to throw my phone because it triggered my baby fever BIG TIME but also just the thought of Henry being a good dad made me so happy 😭😭

But also at the same time it’s so sad too especially With knowing the implications of his backstory and how his own childhood was taken from him, and so that’s what makes the thought of him being a dad SOO appealing to me. To me, he’d do anything to make sure his own kids don’t experience the same horrors and trauma he did as a kid. It’s like. Him making up for lost time that he never got and. GAH THAT MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL?! [I’ve made an entire post about this here if you’re interested]

OKAY ON TO THE ACTUAL FANKIDS IN QUESTION:

Amelie (on the left) and Rhys (on the right). Before you ask, yes Amelie is named after the film ‘Amelie’ and it’s important because that film was like a special date night for Henry and Shallow.

The reason that they pop up in NMH3 is that they’ve time travelled back into Shallow’s present bc. Henry has gone on a destructive path and that if he ends up permanently dead, it would result in their own existence being erased by the universe and they don’t want that to happen.

Oh yeah, I should mention they’re on their tenth try to make sure that their parents and future selves are saved. Which is at odds of the (known) time-space rules put in place to keep abilities like this in check. If Rhys keeps resetting the timeline, the more imbalanced and fragile the fabric of space-time becomes - and that could just jeopardise the entire fabric of the universe itself. So yeah. The two are kinda at the end of their rope in regards to options, and honestly causing timeline paradoxes is the least of their worries at the moment.

Amelie is a bit of an odd one out in her family as her personality is a lot more sociable and outgoing. While she does wear a similar fashion aesthetic to her mother, but specifically takes a liking to ‘yami-kawaii’ subculture. her abilities as an assassin are more so from her father. She particularly has her own version of Henry’s ‘barrage mode’ and additionally a beam katana that’s similar to Henry’s Vosmir.

Rhys, is more so the quiet, reserved one much like her parents. They are more comfortable wearing suits, and more masculine attire, but xyr abilities are more so from their mother. Rhys is… kinda responsible for their current journey of doing time travel to secure their future existences + correcting the main course of the timeline in general. Much like their mother, they wield a dual set of beam katanas, but it should be noted that they also use military grade knives + can pack a surprising punch when in close combat.

Before anyone asks, no they’re not twins. Amelie is born first, and she’s about 2-3 years older than Rhys, who is the younger sibling - although they are both younger than Jeane Cooldown. I should stress that they aren’t assassins either but have been trained by parents, but even then their appearance in NMH3 is just two university students trying to save their parents, and this is while the fabric of space-time hangs in the balance and it’s not made any better when your dad was the one to bring aliens into the equation [which has kinda fucked with the main timeline that was put in place to begin with.]

Amelie uses she/they, Rhys uses xe/they/it pronouns.

Picrew one (LINK) and Picrew two (LINK)

[paladinwife]

Actually, on that last joke: it’s interesting because Milla and Liara can in fact have children without outside help (due to how asari reproduction works!)

And I’m pretty sure Liara’s “father” probably gives her the grandchildren talk at some point

It’s definitely not off the table for them, just. Not right now. Considering what’s going on at this point in the Mass Effect universe, it’s probably not a great idea.

[canongf]

Hair headcanon for the Munson kids. Who has his hair but your color? Who has your hair but his color? Do one of the kids have your hair entirely, or his? —Nic

@me-myself-and-my-fos - IT'S A HAPPY LITTLE MIX!

some of the kids get the red and some of them get the brown. my hair is thick and their hair is thick too, but! their wave pattern looks more like eddie's! so it's a sweet combination of the both of us. they get his brown eyes though. which is both precious and a pain in my ass because how am i supposed to say no to those brown eyes? i can't. i'm doomed.

[emthimofnight]

Reoccurring nightmares

[tangledinink]

How long do the hatchling eggs stay inside before being laid?

here, here's way more information than your question required as an answer. [ ✩ the gemini ✩ ]

[hoodedjelly]

Me and my friends Nicktoons fankids!!

✨ random disclaimer ✨ I wanna make something clear since I don't want people to be weird about this. One of the biggest comforts when getting into shows is relationships - in this instance, happy, healthy families. It's also very important to me (us) to represent and explore varying degrees and types of transness, as it makes us happy.

All of these kids are from trans parents, and are their biological children in one way or another. If you are going to be weird/transphobic about it, I will block you. If you don't like it, then please just say nothing. Thank you.

P.S. be respectful with my ships <:)

IM ACTUALLY SO NERVOUS ABOUT POSTING THESE AAA. if any of you have any questions about any of the kids/families/ships, ASK AWAY (nicely please). me and my friend have a LOTT of hcs with all of them its crazy so anything goes.

cause i also realize, before this i never posted about eustace and remy but they are VERY important to me! and its another crack ship that i want people to understand so badly 😭both stupid rich kids that got no one but themself

THANK YOU ^__^ (art by @chocowhomps ) also design help by him too

[shadowxamyweek]

This amazing artwork is by Toonsite and has been posted with their permission! You can find it and so many of their other fantastic works by following this link to their Twitter!💖🖤

[electrozeistyking]

Uh. Happy love day?

[me-myself-and-my-fos]

When the twins are babies, what's Rafa's favorite thing about it? What's his opinion on the newborn scrunch - Hyperionshipping

@hyperionshipping

I don’t even think he thought about the newborn scrunch until they were born and he picked one of them up for the first. And then it became the cutest thing in his eyes and he loves picking them up because of it

I think his favorite thing was just seeing their milestones and their little personalities even at an early age. Like the first time either of the twins smiles, he’s a crying mess because it’s so cute. Or he talks about all the time how Beth is such a daddy’s girl (they both are but Beth especially) and how Lina just loves playing with whatever she can get her hands on

[canongf-archive]

thinking of one day when me and eddie have a son and we name him oak and then eddie starts calling him 'oaky dokey'

[malewifehenrycooldown]

Cant stop thinking about this clip where cm punk and samoa joe talk about the cactus (their god-niece), but instead in my mind it’s just travis touchdown and shigeki birkin (badman), and Travis is taking about his niece amelie cooldown.

[bl0ssom-skies]

Do u like stars?

[itz-pandora]

TW Death, Blood

Polarity, Andromeda, Void, and Stellar all belong to @emthimofnight

I had an idea of "What if Stellar lost control, and seriously injured/killed Polarity?"

[emthimofnight]

The Sonadow failed lab sibs when they were small!

Bonus Void lore (content warning for child abuse/vomiting/poisoning/blood/drowning):