#fanfiction recs please come out of the woodwork

[knifeforkspooncup]

I wanna see Aziraphale's first time drinking wine so bad.

Like did he hate the taste at first? What made him try it??

Did he get absolutely shitfaced in some Roman tavern? Start drunkenly telling the barmaid all about his "wily acquaintance" and their entire history together like he did at Armagheddon?

Except this time no one's there to shush him and he's too drunk to realize that describing in detail how nice Crowley's ass looks in a robe isn't exactly relevant to the story.

Please.