#fancytalk

[eric-sadahire]

What's the first step when dating a country girl?

A tractor

[eggyolkguzzler]

To my dear Alexander,

As I write this, Clint’s standing by my side. He knows this is a love letter but he's still sneaking peeks. Honestly, it's no wonder that the creep's still single.

That said, he did give me his word that he would deliver this letter to you. He says he owes me for the time I doubled back to save him. I'm sorry about that. I never would have imagined myself choosing a life of exploration over you...

I'm not going to return soon, but I'll live without regrets. Or that's what I'd like to say. The truth is, I do have one.

It's that I never got to marry you.

Best.

/ref iykyk

But... But what about coming home to see Granny? She said she'd make garlic bread twists for you!

I mean...

I guess I can't hold you back from your dreams. Just don't get hurt out there, okay? You know I'd hate that... And don't ever get bored! Explore every super cool place you can find!

If you ever decide to come back, I'll be waiting for you... You know where to find me.

[jyoongim]

I love your stories, they are fantastic and feed my daydreams to a intensely gratifying degree.

I am curious if you would entertain the idea of writing an Alastor and fem reader as battle partners and occasional lovers. She’s a fox demon that has been around for centuries and is very powerful. She is indispensable to him in battle but she helps him take care of his baser urges especially during his rut.

I beg you!

Thank youuuuuu

note: i kept this rather suggestive hehe.

Alastor x Kitsune! Fem Reader

“So what’s with the fox? Didn’t take smiles to be much of a dog person” Angel said to Husker as the black fox trotted past him, walking towards said demon sitting on the sofa, rubbing against his legs before jumping up and curling up in his lap.

Husker shook his head, grumbling “Listen, that’s one thing you don’t want to know about. Trust me” he chugged at his bourbon.

Angel rolled his eyes at the cat demon, “Oh c’mon! Tell me! What do Mr. Fancytalk need with a pet? ” He whined. Husker ignored him, thinking sooner or later the spider will figure it out.

Charlie and Vaggie entered the lobby, overhearing the conversation. Angel turned his sight to Vaggie “Hey Vagina do you know the deal with the strawberry pimp’s pet?”

Vaggie sighed ”When Alastor manifested in this realm it was absolute chaos! some have speculated what unimaginable forces enabled him to rival our worlds most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing for sure, he holds an unpredictable source of danger, the kind we shouldn’t risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!” Angel deadpanned “that’s doesn’t really answer my questions toots”

Vaggie pointed towards the red demon, at the black fox “rumor has it the fox is the reason he’s so powerful”

Angel sucked his teeth “Ill believe when I see it”

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You napped on the bed of your shared room as Alastor sat out on the balcony enjoying the view of Pentagram City.

A loud BANG! Was heard and suddenly there was a massive hole knocked into the hotel.

A giant blimp was outside the hotel and a snake demon was declaring a fight against Alastor.

Alastor joined Charlie and the others at the entrance of the hotel, very much amused at the pathetic display.

”Who are you?” He asked

”I am the great Sir Pentigous! Your fiercest enemy!…We literally battled last week”

Alastor tilted his head, leaning on his cane “Well you would think I remembered you”

The snake demon hissed and went to charge up his weapons.

”Uuugghh Alastor? Aren’t you gonna do something about him? Aren’t you suppose to protect the hotel or something?” angel asked, hands on his hips. Alastor grinned ”Aah yes” he snapped his fingers.

Thick, inky black smoke billowed from the ground as a thunderous growl was heard.

”Holy fucking hell!”

A Giant beast emerged from the ground and immediately took the bump into its mouth and shook like a dog would a toy.

Several appendages swirled as the beast tore into the machine like it was paper.

The snake demon fell to the ground, trying to back away as the massive black beast snapped its sharp teeth at him,  making him cower.

”now now my dear you’ve done enough” Alastor said, causing everyone to look at him confused?

The black beast huffed before black smoke surrounded it.

Walking out of the smoke, holding the snake demon was a…

”THE FOX???!!” Angel exclaimed

You dragged the demon by his hood, baring your sharp teeth at him as he cowered behind Charlie.

You frowned at Alasto as you turned to him, ears flattening

You hands were at your hips as your tails swirled behind you “You woke me up for that?! Please at least let it be a challenge next time”

Alastor snickered as he pulled you into his side,  grin turning Cheshire as you nuzzled him anyway.

Everyone had a puzzled look on their face.

The cute black fox that often roamed the hotel was actually a demon?!

”told you would have found out sooner or later” Husker said.

”A-Alastor w-what?” Charlie stuttered, as Vaggie barged through pointing her spear at you and Alastor.

Your eyes narrowed as you stood in front of Alastor, growling at her, claws flexing in case she made a move. Your tails spiked.

”I wouldn’t do that if I were you” Alastor grinned, peaking through one of your tails

”This darling of mine is that ‘unpredictable source of choas’. Isn’t she a doll?”

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“Soooo you two are like a thing? How the fuck? What he own your soul or something?” Angel asked sipping his martini.

You smirked.

You had been with Alastor for a while now. You met the red deer when he first came to hell. He was running a muck in your territory, taking away the souls that you enjoyed tormenting. You, the ‘Kitsune Demon’, would not be intimidated by some newbie. So you fought Alastor. 

Who won? No one knows but many often saw the Radio Demon entering and existing your domain without consequence afterwards.

You and the Radio Demon had a very simple relationship. Your ancient power gave him legitimacy in status as well as your presence on his arm.

You were his best weapon in a battle and a great companion.

You might have looked scary, but only the lanky demon had seen you in your most vulnerable state.

You looked so pretty taking his cock and covered in cum.

”No he doesn’t own my soul and a thing? If you mean I warm his bed and keep him in check for the most part? Then yes” you said bluntly, making the spider gawk.

”you fuck that? That makes a lot of sense now” angel mumbled.

Speaking of fucking, you sniffed at the air. Alastor’s rut was approaching. You had to take care of that.

You left the confused spider as you disappeared in a smoky mist.

”Did you know those two get freaky?” angel turned to Husker, making the cat roll his eyes.

[chefjamesm]

Christmas dinner last night: magret de canard á l'orange, pomme purée , haricot vert l’amande, roquette balsmique . . . . . . . #fancytalk #duck #frenchcuisine #youcouldbehavingthistoo #chefjames_m #christmasdinner #christmasparty #friends #madeindc #cheflife #privatechefdc #privatechefalexandria #privatechefnova #privatechefsofinstagram (at Groveton, Virginia)

[welzie-art]

It's been a while since painting #abstact usually I add an illustration to convey the subject matter, but with this series the #colors and #composition define the piece. I like this one in particular because the #turquoise #waves are uplifting and the #purple is #calming adding a lot of depth. #artgeek #fancytalk #artschool (at Banzai Pipeline)

[dayvan]

How different is Brazilian Portuguese from European Portuguese?

everything a portuguese says sounds like fancytalk to brazilians, essentially. brazilian portuguese sounds more vulgar. sort of like the same difference between european spanish vs latinoamerican spanish

theres some really funny differences in the vocabularies too, like the word “cacete” means bread to a portuguese, while its literally one of the nastiest ways to say dick in brazil

[yuangler]

Zodiac: Twelve Souls — 0.05

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Year of the Dragon: God of Pestilence?!

Long ago…

news

— New translated chapter posted.

— Happy Lantern Festival, everyone! Fittingly, this chapter has some lively fireworks on display.

— Next update target: February 22, 2022

notes

— Flowerfruit: 

This will be mentioned again when the Year of the Monkey chapter rolls around, but Flowerfruit Town derives its name from Flower-Fruit Mountain, birthplace of the Monkey King.

— High Priest’s invocation: 

When monologuing about rats and invoking the Dragon God, the High Priest’s dialogue shifts into a register of higher formality. Think of the way someone’s language might change when reciting a pledge, swearing a vow, making a prayer, quoting a passage, chanting a spell, etc. Formality is high; archaicisms are common. Linguists might describe this language as in the static or frozen register. I am not a linguist, so I just think of it as fancytalk. I try to capture this sense of fanciness by styling the speech in a Shakespearean manner.

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[forthehardonofgrayskull]

hello i am your anoń chéf here to bring you what you desiré. name it madamé. (( its speaking in adora fancytalk))

uhhhh.

shoot uh, putting me on the spot. i’m sorta under some magic from yesterday sooo, i am definitely not picky.

how are you doing that with your words

[eric-sadahire]

accents are just mouth fonts

[theivorytower]

Am Ende hab auch ich klein beigeben und mich an einem Combo-Spin versuchen müssen (”Combo-Spin” ist fancytalk für “Zerpflücke eine Anzahl X Kammzüge, verspinne die so entstandenen Faserbüschel zu gleichen Teilen und in zufälliger Reihenfolge, und erfreue dich am Resultat”). In meinen Project Notes sind die ursprünglichen Kammzüge abgebildet, falls jemand das “Ausgangsmaterial” besichtigen mag. Drin ist ein bissl was von Allem, auch so Kuriositäten wie Bananen- und Rosenfaser oder Hanf, und benannt hab ich’s nach den drei (vier?) Musketieren, weil das das Erste war wozu mir vier zusammenhängende Namen eingefallen sind. In diesem Sinne darf ich vorstellen:

d’Artagnan, 273m/101g

Athos, 298m/104g

Aramis, 277m/103g

Porthos, 291m/104g

Und no na, ein zweiter Combo-Spin ist auch schon in Planung. Soll heißen: zerfetzt und wieder im Zufallsprinzip zusammengesetzt isser bereits, gesponnen werden muss er noch.

[sexyminion]

anybody want my alien aisha fancytalker? I was zapping her but I don't feel right about zapping such a hard to get pet. it would be a pound transfer, so she won't come with clothes. I would prefer to give her to someone who would want to keep her and maybe customize her but if I don't get a lot of takers I won't be picky. P:

[keemzus-sama]

i think it was a great match 5 stars.....but...i do think its being over hyped because of the crossover ....i liked the IWGP jr heavyweight title match more tho...at first glance, cuz im sure after i watch the show 150 times ill see new stuff i also havent seen the rest of the card yet but im halfway thru Okada vs Naito match and its pretty good too....ill give a final grade top to bottom on the morrow lol #FancyTalk #PinkyOutShit

[aidenmustdie-blog]

Jewellery delivery day means upgrades for the Adorn Shrewsbury staff! Katie ordered this rose gold, faceted rainbow moonstone and purple Swarovski crystal pear Sarai by BVLA for her healed Philtrum piercing and it looks stunning! #professionalpiercer #gold #fancytalk #bodyjewelleryforgrownups #legitbodyjewelry #bvla #ukapp

[realstellalou]

yknow what id REALLY LOVE to be released

disney junior tsums TT0TT

[unicorntragic]

sorry i haven’t been active well anywhere rly! im a bit more active on insta (tisnancelot on there too) but its just i don’t rly have many opportunities to dress up (or when i do i don’t think i look good nor get good pics) also im looking really hard for a second job right now since im postponing going back to uni for another year and ALSO i have my priorities skewed so im using free time for usually either cartoons tv or bl/shoujo ai manga (just the easiest stuff for me to sit and digest rn)

ANYWAY IM REALLY MAKING THIS POST BC I RECENTLY BOUGHT EPOXY RESIN!!!! i don’t really have the right molds but im gunna try to get the hang of it anyway, but i would love to hear if anyone has any good resin craft tutorials!!!! preferably accessories ^3^ since caramelribbon, cocotte co, and other cute jewelry designers are huge insp for me!!!!

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