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sharing is caring 😁🌹

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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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I am ok. Good even!

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im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

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hey Neopets can you explain why you have an unreleased petpet that's just a human man on all fours

you can take your time but I do need an answer

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Joy and whimsy wins everytime

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shhh hes busy admiring

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WELCOME TO 98.6 AGE GAP FM!

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT THE BIGGEST [cougar growl] MOST PROBLEMATIC [explosion] HOTTEST AGE GAPS AROUND!!!!!

THIS IS YOUR GRANDMAS STATION!

SO GET READY FOR SOME TOXIC!!! AGE GAP!!! YURI!!!!!!!!! [cacophony of noises and then fadeout]

up next: the one tweet that goes “you were 13 when i graduated high school” “can yuo put that out on me”

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Close encounters of the Turbastic kind 👀

Finally been able to join the 80's boyfriend hammertastic party. Is there a place for one more to the feast?

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i cant stop saying "grisp it"

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oh you know he wears a cape and the demonia lookin louboutins to their wedding

inspo

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eggs

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Did you see that Twitter decided that John Sportacus would absolutely body that guy from homelander? Thought if you when I saw that going on

YEAH omfg that was great, they made a giant ass thread of all of sportacus’s amazing stupid abilities and it was so goofy. Yeah he would destroy homelander no question

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Basically Transformers One

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Love loses

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Baby boy tiny bee baby

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