sexyminion
Faz Freddys Farthole
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Alph! 30 she/they, whatever bull shit I’m into at any given day!
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sexyminion · 1 day ago
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I am ok. Good even!
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sexyminion · 1 day ago
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im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?
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sexyminion · 3 days ago
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hey Neopets can you explain why you have an unreleased petpet that's just a human man on all fours
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you can take your time but I do need an answer
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sexyminion · 11 days ago
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Joy and whimsy wins everytime
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sexyminion · 13 days ago
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shhh hes busy admiring
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sexyminion · 13 days ago
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WELCOME TO 98.6 AGE GAP FM!
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT THE BIGGEST [cougar growl] MOST PROBLEMATIC [explosion] HOTTEST AGE GAPS AROUND!!!!!
THIS IS YOUR GRANDMAS STATION!
SO GET READY FOR SOME TOXIC!!! AGE GAP!!! YURI!!!!!!!!! [cacophony of noises and then fadeout]
up next: the one tweet that goes “you were 13 when i graduated high school” “can yuo put that out on me”
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sexyminion · 13 days ago
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Close encounters of the Turbastic kind 👀
Finally been able to join the 80's boyfriend hammertastic party. Is there a place for one more to the feast?
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sexyminion · 14 days ago
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i cant stop saying "grisp it"
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sexyminion · 14 days ago
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oh you know he wears a cape and the demonia lookin louboutins to their wedding
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inspo
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sexyminion · 14 days ago
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eggs
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sexyminion · 14 days ago
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Did you see that Twitter decided that John Sportacus would absolutely body that guy from homelander? Thought if you when I saw that going on
YEAH omfg that was great, they made a giant ass thread of all of sportacus’s amazing stupid abilities and it was so goofy. Yeah he would destroy homelander no question
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sexyminion · 14 days ago
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Basically Transformers One
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sexyminion · 14 days ago
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Love loses
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sexyminion · 14 days ago
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Baby boy tiny bee baby
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sexyminion · 14 days ago
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sexyminion · 14 days ago
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Me and the bad bitch I pulled by giving her a sticker
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sexyminion · 14 days ago
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“You did this….for me? 🥺” got me crying and pissin and throwing up
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