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lallyloo · 4 years ago

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The Ball Bath

(Yesterday ~someone~ sent me a link to the Testicuzzi website and suggested that it would be a great gift for Rhett to give to Link.. Apparently I can’t resist crack fic prompts so here we are..)

Having both families together at Christmas is a new thing, and there’s excitement in the air as everyone tears at their gifts. With kids and adults distracted unwrapping, Rhett leans over to slip a gift bag to Link. He’s got a mischievous grin on his face, and Link furrows his brow at him, smirks, and takes the gift from him.

Link reaches inside the bag and pulls out a square-shaped object wrapped in tissue paper. He carefully unwraps it and looks at it for a second. It appears to be a large ashtray so Link turns it around in his hand to get a better look at it. There are letters on one side.

Testicuzzi

“What’s that, Dad?”

Link jumps a little, nearly dropping the testicuzzi. “What?”

“That.” From his spot on the floor, Lando points to the thing in Link’s hand. “What is it?”

“Oh it’s a– ” Link quickly slides his thumb over the lettering and holds it up for Lando to see, “it’s an ashtray.”

“For what?”

“Ashes.”

“But you don’t smoke.”

“That’s right, and you shouldn’t either.”

Link drops the testicuzzi back into the gift bag and crams it down between his thigh and the chair.

Lando gives him an odd look but doesn’t ask anything more and his attention turns back to his own gifts.

Link shoots a glance Rhett’s way and he finds Rhett smirking at him.

Later, when the kids are off in another room distracted by their new gifts, Link, Rhett, and Jessie finish tidying up the last bits of torn wrapping paper, ribbons, and bows. Christy is out in the kitchen checking on the turkey, and Link has the gift bag shoved under his arm, where it’s been since he left the chair he’d been sitting in.

There’s a twitter of laughter from behind him and then Jessie says “Link, you gonna test out your little hot tub?”

Link spins around to look at her, his eyes wide, “does everyone know about this thing?”

“Everyone but you, hun,” Jessie winks, “Rhett’s been itching to get his balls into it.”

“Hey,” Rhett says loudly from across the room, “please don’t say itchin’ and my balls in the same sentence.”

Jessie just laughs. “You two should go somewhere private and test it out.”

“Right now?”

Jessie waves them off. “Dinner’s already cooking, and Christy’s opening the wine. We don’t need you guys around right now. Go hop in the hot tub together.”

“I don’t think we’ll both fit,” Rhett interrupts. “You know I got big– ”

“Hush!” Jessie laughs, gesturing to the other room where the kids are. “We know, but they don’t want to know. I’m sure you two can make it work.”

Christy steps into the room holding two glasses of wine. She hands one to Jessie, and then looks over at Link who is still holding the bag under his arm. “What’re you up to?”

“He’s about to go test out his ball bath,” Jessie answers for him, and Christy laughs.

Link just stares at her. “You knew about this too?”

“It’s all Rhett’s been talkin’ about for weeks. I’m surprised he didn’t let it slip to you.” Christy gestures to the doorway. “You boys better hurry before supper’s ready.”

Rhett walks over and takes the bag from under Link’s arm and pulls him towards the door. “Come on, let’s go upstairs.”

“Ball bath!?” Christy’s laughter trickles into the hallway behind them as Jessie replies, “Sack soak?”

Link can still hear the girls laughing as he follows Rhett up the stairs.

“What in the world made you buy me this?” Link whispers as they walk.

“Well you like your bidet so much,” Rhett replies, looking back over his shoulder, “I thought you’d like a bath for your balls.”

It’s true, Link does love his bidet. So having a tiny bath for his testicles might be nice.

“Does it actually work?”

“I don’t know,” Rhett laughs, “but we’re gonna find out.”

They step into Link’s bedroom and Link shuts and locks the door behind them. He sets the bag on the bed and heads to the bathroom to fetch some towels. He can hear the clink of Rhett’s belt buckle and by the time he’s back with an armful of towels Rhett is already stripped naked.

“You in a hurry, brother?”

“Man, I’ve been waitin’ to test out this thing!” Rhett replies. “I already put batteries in it and everything! I was gonna try it at home but Jessie said it was your gift so I should wait for you.”

Link shoots him a hurt look, though he’s not really hurt over it. “You were gonna do it without me?”

“Just to test it! I was gonna do it with you too,” Rhett smiles, gesturing to his naked body, “and look, here I am.”

“Well, help me put these towels down and then we’ll get some water. I assume it needs water.”

“Yeah,” Rhett speads out a towel at their feet, “pretty sure that’s all it needs.”

“And balls.”

Rhett laughs. “And balls.”

They get the towels spread out and Rhett volunteers to fill the testicuzzi with water while Link undresses.

"Hot?" Rhett calls to him.

"Yeah, but not crazy hot. Don't wanna burn my boys"

He can hear Rhett chuckling to himself in the bathroom, "Your boys.."

Link strip off his clothes, not wanting to risk getting them wet, and he’s naked when Rhett returns. Rhett’s balancing the little hot tub carefully, trying not to spill any water on the floor.

"You can go first" Rhett offers, and Link smiles at him. It’s his gift, but he knows Rhett’s been waiting to try it, so its a nice gesture.

"You want me to hold it for you? Or you wanna..?" Rhett awkwardly offers him the testicuzzi, hesitating a bit as if he's trying to decide whether to put it in Link’s hand or hold it down near his balls.

"I'll hold it the first time," Link replies, taking the device from Rhett and switching it on.

The water starts to bubble immediately and the little hot tub emits a low hum and a bubbly sound as the water churns.

Link glances up at Rhett who is looking at him expectantly.

"You sure this is safe?"

"Yeah, man,” Rhett nods, “it's battery powered. It's not gonna zap you."

Link lowers the machine towards his groin.

"And you're shooting blanks anyway so.."

"Dude!"

"I'm joking! Well, not about the blanks.."

"Rhett, shut up!"

"Link, you're gonna be fine."

They just look at each other for a moment.

"You want me to go first?" Rhett offers.

"No," Link says, "I'm gonna do it. Just shut up."

He lowers the machine a bit further while trying to look down at it at the same time.

"So my balls go in there.. but where's my dick go?"

Rhett reaches out to tap the little silicone piece on the top. "Right there, like a little bench."

Link lifts his flaccid dick, pulling it up so he can maneuver his balls into the mini hot tub. He's hunched over a little awkwardly, his hips jutting out, and he's up on his tiptoes as if somehow that will help.

Rhett is standing right in front of him, watching closely, ready to lend a hand if Link needs it. He's watching with curiosity as Link lowers his sack into the bubbles.

"Oh.." Link says, almost unsure about it at first because his testicles feel like they’re floating in the swirling water. He rests his dick on the silicone and he’s surprised to find he’s already growing hard as the hot water licks and teases at his balls.

Rhett watches as his cock swells. "Does it feel good?"

"Yeah, it’s kinda moving them around in there," Link replies, trying to find the right words to describe it. "It feels nice."

Rhett laughs. "Just nice?"

"I mean, yeah, it's warm and wet and just.. nice."

He soaks in it for a few minutes, just enjoying the warm tickly feeling. Rhett watches, seemingly interested as he leans down to examine it and looks back up to check Link’s expression.

Eventually Rhett reaches down and grips his dick with one hand and cradles his balls in the other, as if he’s debating whether or not to step forward and shove them in alongside Link’s.

After staring for a bit longer, he tries it, pushing his balls against Link’s groin, trying to slip them into the water. But it’s clear there’s no way two sets of testicles will fit.

“I don’t think my balls are gonna fit in there with you,” Rhett finally says.

Link shakes his head. “Definitely not.”

Rhett lets go of his sack and stares, distracted, as he gives his half-hard dick a slow tug.

“Can I put my hand in?”

“Yeah.”

There’s not really room for his whole hand, but he eases a few fingers in and gently touches Link’s balls, cupping his sack as best he can and and running his fingers along it.

“Feels soft.”

“Yeah..” Link smiles, his voice trailing off, “it’s the water..”

His cock is full, resting on the silicone, but he’s long and the head of it is right off the bench. He drips a little from the end of it and Rhett is distracted by it as he eases his hand out of the hot tub.

“Is that just water, or..” Rhett thumbs at it and lets out an “ahh” when he realizes it’s slick.

He immediately drops to his knees and takes the tip of Link’s dick in his mouth.

“Oh god, Rhett..” Link watches him, enjoying the warmth of Rhett’s lips and tongue on him combined with the warmth of the churning water. “That feels good..”

He tips his head back, throwing himself off balance for a second and some water sloshes out of the testicuzzi.

“Careful,” Rhett says, his voice a low rumble, and Link knows Rhett isn’t really worried about the water. He’s likely more concerned that Link will get distracted by it and want to pause what they’re doing so he can clean it up.

But Link isn’t even thinking about the water, he can only focus on Rhett’s mouth on him and the ticklish warmth rushing around his balls. Rhett sucks him deeper, pulling his cock up off the silicone, and Link thrusts his hips forward, sloshing more water onto the floor.

“Gonna be empty,” Rhett grumbles as he licks over him.

“We can refill it,” Link gasps, reaching down to card his fingers through Rhett’s hair.

Rhett gives him another slow suck. “You wanna go like this?”

It takes a moment for Link to even realize what he’s talking about and he shakes his head, pulling his dick out of Rhett’s mouth. “You need a turn.”

Link is frantic with it suddenly, wanting to be fair, and wanting Rhett to see how it feels before they come. He eases his balls out of the water and they feel a little sensitive and soft after being in the bubbles for so long. The cool air hits them and they shrink up a little, pulling in closer to his body.

He grabs Rhett by the forearm, trying to ease him up off the floor. “I’m gonna refill it and you can go.”

“You sure?” Rhett stands, wrapping a hand around his cock and giving it another stroke, and Link realizes he’d been too distracted by the blowjob to notice Rhett was already hard.

“Yeah,” Link grins at him, “you’ve been waiting. You’re gonna love it.”

Link rushes into the bathroom, his own dick still hard between his legs, and he refills the device with hot water. Rhett’s standing in the same spot when he returns, holding his dick in one hand and his balls in the other. He looks excited as he waits to dip them, so Link just reaches over with the device and holds it still while Rhett eases his sack in.

Rhett immediately lets out a high pitched giggle. “Oh ho ho ho ho! Ohhhh!”

Link just grins up at him, holding the little hot tub in place. “You alright, brother?”

“It tickles so much!” Rhett’s eyes close and Link can see his body tense up. “It’s like tickle fingers for my balls!”

“You like it?”

“Man, I LOVE IT.”

“You want me to– ” Link gestures awkwardly, trying to figure out how he can make Rhett feel good while also holding the bubbling device in place. “I can– if you just hold– ”

“Okay, yeah,” Rhett regains his senses for just a moment, attempting to grab the testicuzzi, but he’s overcome with the tickle sensation again, “ohhhh hee hee ahhhhh oh ho ho! Oh god! Oh god it tickles!”

Rhett’s hand moves from the device up to Link’s shoulder and settles there, gripping tightly as if he’s using Link for balance.

“Dude.”

“Just hold it,” Rhett gasps, “hold it there. I might come just like this. I might.. Oh god, Link, it’s so tickly...”

Rhett’s stiff cock rests on the little silicone bench and Link watches as it strains and leaks.

“It really feels that good for you?”

“Man,” Rhett gasps, “you should know, you were leakin’ too. Ahhhh ha ha ohhhhh god!”

Link stares at him, wide-eyed, holding the bubbling device in one hand while Rhett loses his mind in the testicuzzi. With Rhett’s hand on his shoulder, Link is sort of stuck in one place and can’t bend down to suck him off. He could stroke him a bit, but Rhett seems more than happy with his current situation, so after a moment of consideration Link licks his fingertips and raises his free hand to slide a couple fingers over Rhett’s nipple, teasing.

“Oh fuck...” Rhett breathes, “yeah, do that, Link, do that, ohhh..”

Link skims his wet fingers over him, teasing one nipple and then the other, giving them each a soft slick pinch before licking his fingers and starting again.

Rhett’s eyes are closed, his head tipped back, and soft little ‘ahh haa haa ahhh’ sounds fall from his mouth as his balls bob around in the bubbling water, and his dick lifts and strains on the tiny silicone bench as Link slicks wetness over his nipples.

“I’m gonna come,’ he groans, “Fuck, Link, I’m gonna come.”

“You want me to– ”

“No, just keep– ahhh fuck..”

Rhett’s grip tightens on Link’s shoulder, and Link watches as Rhett’s dick pulses and shoots, untouched, spurting ropes of white cum onto the towels on the floor.

After a moment, Rhett eases his head up and gives Link a lazy blissed-out smile as he lifts his balls out of the testicuzzi. Their lack of time seems to dawn on him suddenly and he grabs for the device, motioning for Link to put his balls back in it. They’re in a hurry, because they know dinner will be ready soon, and Rhett is anxious to make Link come.

“Your turn! It’s your turn again.”

Link waves away the device “I don’t want that.”

“You don’t? What’d’ya want?”

Link grins. “Just your mouth.”

“Well that’s easy,” Rhett grins back at him and steps forward.

“Watch it!” Link warns. “You’re gonna step in jizz!”

Rhett bends down and grabs the offending towel, crumpling it up and firing it through the bathroom door. Then he kneels in front of Link and reaches for him, grabbing the back of one thigh and pulling him forward. “C’mere.”

Rhett takes Link in his mouth and Link sighs as he’s enveloped in soft wet heat.

As Rhett sucks, his hand comes up to touch Link’s balls, rubbing gently over them. Link can tell they’re still smooth and soft from their soak.

“Soft?” he asks, and Rhett hums confirmation against his dick.

Rhett slides his tongue down, licking over the smooth skin of Link’s balls. It’s different than the usual feel of it, better, and Link spreads his legs wider, planting his feet as he slips his fingers into Rhett’s hair.

Rhett licks over him, and Link’s legs are trembling as Rhett sucks on the tip of his dick and fingers over his balls, slick and wet and smooth and soft, teasing the water-soaked sensitive skin there.

Link sighs, “feels so good.. so soft..”

The words seem to push Rhett on, and he’s sucking Link down, taking him as far as he can as he strokes and teases his balls. Link can feel his climax coming, starting right where Rhett’s fingers touch him and rushing through his sack and straight up his dick.

“Rhett..” he manages to choke out, and Link can only grip Rhett’s hair as he comes.

Rhett’s hands move to grab Link’s thighs and he pulls him as close as he can, burying his face in Link’s groin as Link’s dick pulses in his mouth and shoots wet heat down his throat.

There’s a soft knock at the door, and Link quickly pulls his spent dick out of Rhett’s mouth.

Jessie’s voice echoes from the other side, “Dinner’s almost on the table. You boys better get dry and get downstairs.”

“Almost done,” they reply in unison, and they can hear her laugh as she heads back downstairs.

Link leans over to cup Rhett’s chin and kiss him.

“Maybe you should take that thing home with you. I think you like it more than I do.”

Rhett gives him a mild look of disappointment. “You don’t like it?”

“Dude, I like it.. But you came all over my floor and we didn’t even touch your dick.”

“Okay, true.” Rhett smiles and gestures to Link’s groin. “But it made your balls nice and soft.”

“It did,” Link laughs. “So maybe I’ll come to your place and use it sometimes.”

“Deal.”

They quickly wash up and redress, and Link shoves the testicuzzi back in the bag before tucking it under Rhett’s arm. They give each other a quick kiss and then they head downstairs for Christmas dinner.

“Great ashtray,” Rhett says loudly as they walk down the stairs to rejoin the rest of the house.

Link laughs, “shut up.”

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