#fanaus zwei au

[tanakavox]

Last name

Summer couldn't help but smile widely as at her newborn son any outside noise from the hospital being unnoticed as she lightly tracing her fingers over his dog ears, still curl up. The pup whimper a bit, his eyes still closed. Summer laughed a bit kissing his forehead. After 9 long months here he was. Her baby boy.

Summer:Welcome to the world Zwei.

Taiyang just then had walk into the room and couldn't help but smile brightly as he almost ran to her and hugged his wife gently as not to hurt her. She had just given birth after all.

Taiyang:There he is.... he's adorable Summer.

Summer:Mhm.... isn't he? He looks just like papa.

Taiyang:Has your hair color though. Bet he got those eyes too.

Summer:Be cute if he had your eyes. Those cute baby blues!

Taiyang:Our little Zwei....

Summer:Another Xiao long to add to family....

Taiyang:Yeah.... wait. Xiao long?

Taiyang turn to his wife confused. She slowly turned back to him with an raised eyebrow.

Summer:Yes. Zwei Xiao Long.

Tai couldn't help it but a frown came to his face as he stared at Summer, the fanaus staring back at him narrowing her eyes, knowing what was about to be said next.

Taiyang:Uh. I thought we'd said he take your last name.

Summer:You said that our son should have our last name. I didn't agree to jack.

Taiyang groaned and facepalmed.

Taiyang:Summer....

Summer:Don't fucking "Summer" me, prick! He's taking your last name, we gave Ruby my last name! Listen, I'll give him your last name if I want! I'm the one push him out my pussy for like 3 hours!

Taiyang: Language. Exactly why he should take your last name! You did the hard work!

Summer:1.He's only like an hour old, he not gonna remember this! 2. You did work too you dummy! You took care of me, dealt with my mood swing and bullshit carvings!

Taiyang:SO WHAT?!

Summer:I APPRECIATED IT, YOU BLONDE HIMBO!

???:Um. Excuse me?

They both at the same times to glare at the person that drew their ire.

Taiyang/Summer:WHAT?!

A young nurse couldn't help but flinch at the parents shouting shrinking into herself but she continued on despite that, wanting to be helpful.

Nurse:Maybe you can combine both your last names for the child?

That got the parents to stop and think for a second. To the nurse relief, they seemed to like the idea.

Summer:Good idea!

Taiyang:Yes that is a good idea. Zwei Rose-Xiao long!

Immediately Summer whip her head to Tai and glared at him.

Summer:Xiao Long-Rose.

Taiyang facepalm again and groaned I'm frustration

Taiyang:We are not doing this again!

Summer:Oh we are so doing this! You know. Most men would love if their wife said, No our son can take your last name!

Taiyang:And most women would say, I'm so happy you're not mad about us giving our son my last name!

The couple began to bicker again and the nurse couldn't help but sigh a bit. Well. At least she tried

[tanakavox]

Zwei brings home someone.

Yang was in the living room reading over a motorcycle magazine, when she heard the front door open and she heard the telltale cry of her little brother.

Zwei: “I’m home!”

Smiling at the arrival of Zwei, Yang placed her magazine down and got up to greet him…

Yang: “Hey bud, how’s it hang-”

Only for the words to die on her lips, her smile frozen in place as Zwei walked in with a relaxed look on his face… and some red looking reptile thing following along after him with a curious(At least Yang thought it was a curious) expression on its face.

Yang: *Quietly* “...ing?”

Zwei: “Oh hey Yang, how’s it going?”

Yang’s mouth opened and closed several times as she did her best impersonation of a fish, before pointing at the red… thing standing behind him.

Yang: “Wha-who- ZWEI?!”

Zwei’s ears flinched out Yang’s sudden yelling, giving his sister an annoyed look as he responded.

Zwei: “Yeesh sis, why are you yelling all of sudden? It’s not like I've done anything… yet”

But Yang had ignored what Zwei had said, her eyes firmly planted on the red reptile looking thing as it finally gave her its attention with a dopey smile on its face. Somehow regaining her composure, Yang managed to stutter out.

Yang: “Z-Zwei! Wha-what the hell is that thing?!”

Zwei gives her a blank look, before realizing that she was talking about his new friend behind him.

Zwei: “Oh him? That’s Guilmon.”

Zwei answered in a tone that sounded like it solved everything, when it had really given Yang even more questions. Starting with…

Yang: “...What the hell is a ‘Guilmon?!”

At Yang’s persistent questioning, Zwei sighed in annoyance before pointing at Guilmon, who was still happily smiling. The smile did nothing to put Yang at ease, and she felt she was about ten second away from going into “Punching Mode.”

Zwei: “Guilmon is what’s called a Digimon. Say hi Guilmon.”

Perking up as his new master addressed him, Guilmon took a step forward and prepared to introduce himself.

Guilmon: “I’m Guilmon. It’s nice to meet you Yangmon.”

Yang’s eye twitched, her whole body tensing as the… Guilmon spoke. It honestly sounded like what cats might have sounded like if they could talk like humans, and Yang wasn’t sure how she really felt about that. Zwei sighed in annoyance, before giving Guilmon a stern look.

Zwei: “Guilmon, we spent like ten minutes going over this. My sister isn’t a digimon, my other sister isn’t a digimon, and my dad isn’t one either. Just call her Yang, mmkay?”

Guilmon excitedly bobbled his head up and down in understanding(which, against her better judgment, Yang had to admit looked kind of cute) before turning to face Yang again.

Guilmon: “I’m Guilmon, it’s nice to meet you Yang… do you have any food?”

At this point, Yang had gone from being sacred, to unsure, to giving Guilmon a deadpan look at his question. 

Yang: “...Okay, Zwei? Seriously?”

Zwei: “What? I already explained to you that he’s a dig-”

Yang: “That doesn’t explain anything Zwei! Right now, all I know is that there's a man sized red reptile in our room and that you’re acting FAR too casually for my liking about this! I’m about ten second away from making one of you two my next punching bag, so you best explain to me what in the Brothers’ name is going on right now!”

Yang’s eyes turned a dangerous shade of red, causing zwei to visibly flinch back a step. Guilmon looked back and forth between the two siblings with a confused look before asking…

Guilmon: “What’s a reptile? And can I eat it?”

The silence that followed was deafening, as both brother and sister looked at Guilmon with differing expressions. Yang had a baffled look on her face, as if to suggest that what Guilmon said was the dumbest thing in the world. Zwei, on the other hand, shot Guilmon a tense glance that screamed “Please stop saying stupid things right now.” 

Guilmon: “...What?”

At the break in silence, Yang laser focused in on Zwei and in a tone that offered no argument, said to him.

Yang: “Explain. Now.”

In hindsight, maybe coming in here acting vague about bringing in an unknown creature into their house wasn’t as funny as Zwei thought it was. Throwing up his hands in a gesture of peace, before hastily speaking on his and Guilmon's behalf.

Zwei: “Okay, okay, I’ll explain! Geez, do you always have to escalate things to violence?”

Yang calmed down slightly, though her eyes still glowed red as she responded to her brother.

Yang: *Deadpan* “I don’t know, do you always have to act like a smartass about everything? Now talk mister!”

Grumbling at Yang’s counterpoint, Zwei gestured to Guilmon before he explained.

Zwei: “Guilmon is what’s called a digimon, or a digital monster. They’re from a series that Rosemary and I are interested in that Ruby got us into.”

On hearing this, Yang’s brain flashed through very vague memories of a younger Ruby having a poster of the “digimon” and even some kind of little digital pet thing. But she had quickly put it down as guns and weaponry became her main passion in life, and that was the last she had heard of the series. Well, until now that is.

Yang: “Okay, huge nerd series. Got it. Still doesn’t explain why the hell he’s here!”

Zwei went to continue, before pointing an accusing finger at his older sister.

Zwei: “Nerd series?! Yang, you’re the last person to talk about calling something anything nerdy! Don’t act like you don’t still have all of those sailor moon Blu-Rays hidden in your room somewhere! And on top of that-!”

Yang palmed her face, embarrassed at having been called out like that and annoyed at the fact that’s what her younger brother latched onto in their current conversation. Gritting her teeth, Yang gave Zwei a withering look before getting back to what they were talking about.

Yang: “Zwei! Digimon! FOCUS!”

Zwei flinched, before letting out an annoyed sigh as he got back to his explanation.

Zwei: “Yeah, yeah. Anyways, so yes, he’s from a series that we like. So anyways, I was coming home from playing some of the Digimon card games with Rose and some of the other kids from school, when my scroll started acting up. I went to check it, and my digimon app that I use started acting weird and I went to open it up, a bright white appeared and blinded me! When I got my vision back, I saw Guilmon standing next to me and he followed me home.”

Zwei finished his explanation, and silence soon followed one more. Yang had an incredulous look on her face, surely it was more complicated than that?

Yang: “Okay, and then what?”

Zwei: “...What do you mean and then what? That was it Yang, there’s no more to this story.”

Yang: “Zwei, do you really expect me to believe that this Godzilla knockoff just magically appeared from a blinding bright white, as if the Brothers’ themselves suddenly willed him into existence, all because your scroll started acting weird and you clicked on a stupid app?!”

Zwei looked at his sister with a hesitant look, before looking back at a very confused Guilmon, before looking back at his sister, back once more to Guilmon, before looking back at his sister with a shrug and an unsure smile.

Zwei: “...Yes?”

Yang went to speak again, before being interrupted by a loud rumbling noise filling up the whole room. Said noise was coming from Guilmon, who was clutching its stomach in pain and had a whimpering look on its face.

Guilmon: “Ooooh, I’m so hungry. Can we please eat something soon?”

Yang felt her eye twitch again, her boiling point having finally been reached and she felt ready to lash out… only for her shoulders to slump. This was all too much and she honestly couldn’t muster the willpower to care enough anymore. 

Yang: “...You know what? I don’t even care anymore. As far as I’m concerned? He’s your problem Zwei, and I will have no involvement in any of this. Keep him fed, keep him cleaned, and keep him away from mine and Ruby’s room. If anyone needs me, I’m going to go out for a ride to clear my head.”

At this, Yang went and grabbed her motorcycle key from the key hooks, before leaving out the door to the garage. Zwei blinked at the sudden departure, unsure of what to make of it all, when Yang popped her head back in the door.

Yang: “Oh yeah, have fun explaining to Dad, Qrow, and Ruby all of this. I’m sure it’s going to be a great time for you little brother.”

Before she closed the door again, leaving Zwei with his mouth agape as he realized that yes, he was going to have to explain the presence of a digimon in their home to everyone else. His ears drooped and he found himself burying his face into his hands at how the future conversation was going to play out. And it was probably going to play out exactly how he was formulating it in his head, except with maybe more explosions and broken objects.

Guilmon: “Soooo… can we eat now?”

Zwei: “...Yeah, come on you big reptile, let's get you something to eat.”

…Whatever, it’s not like Zwei could chalk it up as anything out of the ordinary with the usual day-to-day that goes on around here. And he guessed it could be worse, he could be in the middle of Digimon Tamers or something.

Zwei: “...Damnit, why did I have to go and jynx myself like that!”

Guilmon: “Huh? What’s wrong-”

Zwei: “Nothing, just me and my big mouth is all. Now come on, I’ll show you to the kitchen.”

Edited by @thatorigamiguy, thanks dude! I had written this BEFORE I had the idea for the digiau I'm currently writing. I actually forgot to post it lol And while Zwei and Gulimon are in the au, this events is completely separate and pretty much non Canon to it as it wouldn't make sense as well as Gulimon not being like this or really sounding as how described.

[tanakavox]

Ruby and Yang were relaxing in the kitchen not really doing anything but on their scroll, enjoying a quiet morning.

Ruby:Hm. You know their making another fast and furious?

Yang:Are you for real? What is that like 9?

Ruby:10.

Yang:Wow. Fast and furious 10 just sounds stupid.

Ruby:It does.

Yang:Like wha-

Before she could finish Zwei rushed into the kitchen with his semblace, Yang and Ruby turning to their ten year old brother with raised eyebrows.

Ruby:Um. Hey Zw-

Zwei:AM I ADOPTED?!

The sister turn to look at each other and then back to their baby brother, his ears twitching as he bounced on his feet nervously.

Yang:(flatly) No Zwei. You aren't adopted. What possibly makes you think that.

Zwei:I don't look like you.

Ruby:Like who? Me or Yang?

Zwei:Both!

Yang sighed and got up to pour herself some coffee all while talking to her brother. Ruby couldn't help but just snort out a laugh.

Yang:Zwei, you and Ruby have the same haircolor. And you don't look like me. Because you look like dad as a kid.

Zwei:But dad has yellow hair!

Ruby: He's blonde kiddo. Not yellow hair.

Zwei:Whatever, I'm not yellow hair like Yang and dad!

Ruby:Because you have mom's haircolor. We both do! You got mom's hair color and dad's face.

Zwei:But how come I don't have purple eyes like you yang, or silver eyes like Ruby?

Ruby:.....You got dad's eyes.

Yang:Hm... I'm not sure about that. His eyes are actually.... silver blue. So might be dad and mom's genre making it like that.

Ruby:Is that how it works?

Yang:It's how it work for me. I have lilac eyes. Dad had blue eyes, raven has red.

Ruby:Okay. Fair. Anyways where is this coming from? Is someone telling you this?

Yang:Yeah. Tell us. We can.... talk to them.

Ruby shoots her a dirty look.

Ruby:Yang this isn't a big sister beat up moment!

Yang:I'd say it is. Who been telling you this Zwei?

Zwei ear flatten to his head as he look to the floor.

Zwei:.....I just been having thought..... maybe I'm not really related to you guys since we don't look the same.

Ruby bends down and hugs zwei tightly, Yang doing the same patting his head.

Ruby:We don't have to look the same to be related Zwei. You are our little brother no matter what what.

Yang:Yeah. And I'll beat anyone who say otherwise. You could be an alien and I'd still say your my kid brother.

Zwei smiled widely and he fells the warm and love from his sister. But his face drop and big.

Zwei:Wait so I'm an alien?! I knew it!

Ruby sighed and smacked her forehead. Yang simply just stare down her kid brother starting to ramble on about how he always knew and how he would find other alien to take over the planet.

Yang:.... Zwei, I.... Oh my god....

[tanakavox]

Summer:Ruby, come here for a second.

Ruby(5) walks to to her pregnant mother and hugs her tightly looking up her with a huge smile.

Ruby:Yes mama?

Summer:Now you dont like daddy and Yang's puns either right?

Ruby shook her head no rapidly.

Ruby:No, they ain't funny!

Summer:Mommy doesn't find them funny either but I put up with it. But.... let's try and make sure your little brother doesn't fall into habit as well okay petal?

Ruby:Yes! No more puns!

Summer:No more puns.

(10 years later.)

Zwei:Hey Yang!

Yang:Hmmmm?

Zwei holding up a orange with with huge grin

Zwei:Orange you glad I'm your little brother?

Yang smiles chuckling a bit.

Yang:Yup, I love you berry much!

Zwei:We're just a great pear!

Yang:Oh Zwei, your just the apple of my eye!

Ruby stare in horror at Yang and Zwei's pun off and drops to her knees, tear streaming down her face. She had failed. The child had been corrupted by puns. She pounds the floor before screaming to the heavens.

Ruby:I FAILED YOU MOTHER!

Yang:Wha?

[tanakavox]

Summer sighs as she felt her newest bundle of joy Zwei climb over her like a juggle gym, her not doing much to stop him as it was just simply himvclimbing over her as annoying as it was. She laid on the couch not doing much but reading a book on cooking recipes as she didn’t want only Taiyang cooking all the time, she needed to learn how to cook as well. When she went to turn the page Zwei bite her hand, not letting go. It didn't hurt as Summer turn her aura on but she couldn't really turn the page. She sighed and turn towards her child.

Summer: Zwei, Mama needs her hand to flip the page.

Zwei eats began to twitch as he stares at her.

Zwei: rrrr!

Summer: (waring)Zwei…

At thst point Zwei let's go. Only to latch on to her other hand. Summer sighs again smiles a bit.

Summer:Oh my boy, what am I to do with you?

Taiyang:Your telling me.

Taiyang hung off the couch to look and his wife and son.

Summer: He’s just entering the hardest stages of his teething, once they come out it’s only gonna get worse. Nearly caught him try to chew up our furniture.

Taiyang:(laughing(The worst part of having a baby and puppy are in our son. Heck he already tore up his teething toys.

Summer: But he still has the one thing both have in common.

Smiling, she quickly grabs her baby, lays him on his back and starts to tickle his sides.

Summer: This belly!

Zwei let's a shriek of joy as he tries grabbing his mother hand

Summer: I got your belly! It’s mine, it’s mine, my whittle boy!

(@bssaz97 thank for the help on this post!)

[tanakavox]

Zwei:Hey Rubes. Congrats on the baby.

Ruby:Awww thank you little bro! Bet your happy with Xing and the new baby on the way your aren't the youngest in the family any more huh?

Zwei:Sure am. And all it took was an arc "pollinating" a Rose.

Zwei smirk and look his big sister face as her smiles began an annoyed grimace.

Ruby:Godammit! Dad and Yang rubbed off on you in the worst way.

Zwei:Ew. Gross. They didn't rubbed off on me. Oh! Wait! You don't mean like jaune did.

Ruby:Shut uppp!

[tanakavox]

Prompt: Teen Zwei and the kids prank Granny Raven on Christmas, what do they do?

Zwei:Oh I just told Raven I was gonna do something to her, and just didn't do anything. It was funny seeing her twitch a bit at the sight of me when I enter the room. Xing's didn't wanna do anything but curl up to Yang and Play video games and Citrine? I don't kn-

Zwei was interrupted by a loud scream, and the sound of Citrine laughing. Zwei cracked a smile and walked into the next room to see Raven seething cover is flourdust and Citrine rolling on the floor laughing.

Citrine:Got you! Got you!

Raven:Yes, you did get me by throwing flour on me.

Zwei:You got her good Citrine! That my niece!

[tanakavox]

Rosemary:Hey I been meaning to ask. Where you get that scarf your always wearing?

Zwei:Oh this? Hmmm. I dunno. I just always had.

Rosemary:It doesn't really fit you it always dragging on the ground.

Zwei:Your just saying that cause your scarf isn't anywhere are as cool!

Rosemary:Shut up! That isn't the point! How do you nor know where it from?!

Zwe I just don't! And what WAS your point?!

Taiyang:Your mother knitted it for you when you were a baby.

The kids jump and turn to see Tai looking down at them.

Zwei:Mom made it for me?

Taiyang:Yeah. She knitted alot. Funnily enough she was gonna knitted you a cape, like she did for Ruby. But she changed her mind. I believe her exact words were "The kid would have the cape for a day before he got tired of it and ripped it up."

Rosemary:Sounds about right.

Zwei took a swing at her that she dance and stuck out her tounge. Zwei stuck his tounge out her back at her. Tai chuckles a bit. Zwei turned to his dad.

Zwei:So this was made by mom,?

Taiyang:Yup....

Zwei:That's cool...

He looks down at the scarf and smiles bit.

[tanakavox]

Ruby:Are you sure I can't convince you to use a scythe Zwei? You have a long reach!

Zwei:Meh.

Yang:Why bother with a long reach if you can get up close?! That what Zwei wants, that why he should use ganulets like his coolest big sister

Ruby:I don't use ganulets Yang.

Yang:..... Oh we doing this now huh?

Zwei:I'm not using either. Hookswords are more practical then a scythe.

Ruby:Sctyhes are practical! I taught you better then to disrespect them!

Zwei:And I ain't into to brainless attacking with my fists. Like you Yang.

Yang:.... I don't do that.

Zwei:Yes you do!

Yang:Your ten. Shut up. What do you know about H2H.

Ruby:You kinda do Yang.

Yang:You shut up as well!

[tanakavox]

Zwei drops his milk on the floor

Zwei:Dammit.

And like clockwork Ruby show up behind Zwei with a jar.

Ruby:Language Zwei. Now put 50 cents in here.

Zwei:What, Why?!

Ruby:You shouldn't be cursing, so anytime I hear you curse, it's 50 cent in the swear jar. And just so you can't whine, "but that not fairrrrrr" Everyone is under these rule. Even me. Now. 50 cents Zwei.

Zwei:I don't have any money.

Ruby only raised an eyebrow and stared at her baby brother who processed to grumble and put a quarter into the jar. Ruby smiled and ruffles the still pouting child hair.

Ruby:Good. Now. Run along now.

A crash was heard in the living.

Qrow:FUCK MY LIFE!

Ruby rushed in there living with the swear jar

Ruby:50 Liens Uncle Qrow!

Qrow:What?! You took 50 cents from Zwei!

Ruby:He's ten, you have a job and you broke something! 50 bucks.

Zwei sighs and went to clean up the milk he spilled.

[tanakavox]

Pyhrra:So Jaune....

Jaune:Yea Pyr?

Pyhrra:Does... does Yang and Ruby little brother really hate me?

Jaune:Well.... Yeah...

Pyhrra:How do you know?

Jaune:I heard him tell Weiss. Apparently she was under the impression he would have love to meet you.

Pyhrra:Did I do something to him? Is he... does he think I steal you from Ruby?

Jaune let out a snort

Jaune:I'm sure he be happy if I broke up with Ruby. Like I said he ain't keen on me.

Pyhrra:Can you ask why?

Jaune:I just said he doesn't like me either Pyhrra. I'm trying not to overstep. Your this hard, you okay? He's only ten, I'm sure he doesn't mean it.

Pyhrra:Fine just.... it makes me sad....

[tanakavox]

Zwei:Happy birthday big sis!

The small boy jumo into his sister arms and hug her tightly. Yang laughs and hugs him back just as tightly.

Yang:Awww thank you little man!

Zwei hops and out her arms and give her a big smile.

Zwei:Wait here! I gotta get ya gift!

Zwei zoomed up the stairs as Yang chuckled. She wasn't expecting much from Zwei, maybe a comic book or some perfume or something. She had seen him working really hard the last w month doing chores for his allowance. But Zwei couldn't afford the kinda stuff she like it 2 months with his allowance. She gives her baby brother a big smile.

Yang:What ya got for me?

Zwei had the a small wrap gift, nearly done.

Zwei:I wrapped it myself!

Yang:Really? You suck at wrapping so this much be good.

Zwei:Be careful unwrapping it!

Yang did so, her eyes slowly widening when she saw what it was. A framed picture of Summer and Yang as a baby in a hard wooden frame with small encryption's saying family in Spanish and Mandarin.

Yang:Zwei..... where you find this? I thought it was lost

Zwei:In the basement when I was looking through Dad's old game collection.... I know you and Ruby missed mom so... I wanted to give this to you. Do you like it.

Tears fell from Yang's face as she lunged and hug Zwei tighter then before.

Yang:I love it. Thank you.

[tanakavox]

"Be safe girls." Taiyang said hugging his daughters. "Learn as much as you can."

"Yeah dad!" Ruby and Yang replied.

"Be sure to write okay?"

"We will dad." Ruby replied.

"No boys!"

"No promises." Yang said with a smirk.

Taiyang sighs and the three hear sniffs behind them.

Zwei grabs his sisters legs and held on the tight.

"I don't want you guys go!" He cried.

Ruby sighs and detach zwei from her leg. And bends down to hug him. Yang doing the same. Ruffling his hair

"Zwei. We aren't gonna leave forever. We'll come to visit. Or you can." Yang said smoothly.

Zwei sniffed again. "Promise?"

Ruby smiled. "Promise.

Art by @exp1016

[tanakavox]

A look into the multiverse chapter 9. Reacts by @bssaz97

The members of the audience began reconvening to their seats as the next viewing was about to begin. With the many different worlds they had seen, there was no telling what they would be seeing next.

"Wonder what kind of world we'll see today," Yang states.

"I have a good feeling about this one. Maybe it'll show us as expert huntresses on a mission to save the world!" Ruby enthusiastically told her team.

"...Ruby that's what we're currently doing in our world." Weiss replies with an unimpressed look.

"Ohhh yeah… Well maybe it'll be different!" Ruby adds, causing her teammates and sister to roll their eyes.

The screen rolls and shows Taiyang at home on Patch, making steaks on a grill with a huge smile on his face.

"Finally, the girls are coming home after so long." Taiyang mutters to him "Better to start cooking now before the girls come. Tai's face falls into a frown.

"Hey look Yang it's Dad!" Ruby points out, excited to see her father once again. Even if it was on the screen.

"Yeah. Actually, this looks exactly like our house back in Patch." Yang was a bit confused why the setting of this world was so similar to their own.

Most of the world's they've seen thus far were much different from their own. Which made her think of what could possibly be different about this world compared to theirs.

"Oh yeah. That's right. Ruby's bringing her boyfriend here. Tai sighs and adds another steak to the grill and turns to yell into the house.

"Say WHAAAT?!" Ruby's eyes grew nearly twice their size and a look of shock had grown on her face.

"Ruby… has a boyfriend?" Blake questioned.

Nearly in her peer group turned their eyes from the screen and looked to the crimsonette in shock. Ruby notices their stares and quickly grabs her hood and covers her face in embarrassment.

"Red has a boyfriend in this one? Now that's something I never expected to see today," Coco stated before turning back around to face the screen. Her team followed as well.

Ruby whimpered to herself, while she was slightly embarrassed about the revelation of her alternate having a boyfriend she was curious as to see who this said boyfriend was.

"ZWEI! DON'T EAT THIS EXTRA STEAK, IT'S FOR RUBY'S BOYFRIEND!" He didn't get a response. Taiyang sighed again. "Guess he's asleep. He mutters to himself. He took the steaks off the grill and as he walked back into the house he heard the door open and heard his daughters yell into the house.

"WE'RE HOMEEEEEEEE!" Taiyang rushed up to his girls and hugged them tightly. Yang and Ruby hugging him back just as tightly.

"Whoa you two look the same as you did back in Beacon!" Nora stated. Her expression started falling as soon as she mentioned the last part.

Ruby had removed her hood and she began recalling past events. If she was right then this was taking place at the time when her and Yang went back to Patch to visit their Dad shortly before the Vytal Festival.

Hopefully they wouldn't have to revisit those memories during this viewing.

"Hey Dad!" Yang cooed looking at her father with a smile.

"Did ya miss us?" Ruby asks,smiling as well.

Taiyang pretends to ponder on it for a while before grinning at them.

"Nope." He said jokingly to both, laughing when Ruby and Yang punch him in the arm lightly. Taiyang looks around a bit. "Uh. Where is this boyfriend of yours Ruby?"

Ruby's eyes light up. "Oh he's coming with our bags. Trust me daddy. You'll love him!"

Taiyang lets out a snort. "We'll see."

Yang began to look around the house as well. "Where Zwei? I thought he would be down here to greet us?"

Taiyang saw that Zwei was indeed not there and grumbled to himself. "That boy. ZWEI! YOUR SISTERS ARE HOME!"

"Sisters?" Both Ruby, Yang, and Qrow said at the same time, leaving all of them very confused. Zwei was indeed a part of the family, but he was still Corgi after all. So why did Taiyang refer to him as though he wasn't such?

Their question was answered very quickly.

Zwei's ears twitch at the sound of that, and a thumping comes from up stairs aside the noise of something falling down the stairs, before Yang and Ruby could react a black blur launch itself at them. A Ten year old dog faunus boy with curly unkempt hair color that matched Ruby's and little corgi ears was hugging the two tightly raising his head to show silver eyes beaming with joy.

"Ruby! Yang! I missed, I missed you, I missed you! He cried out hugging them tighter. The girls laugh and hug him back.

Ruby's, Yang's, and Qrow's eyes reached the size of dinner plates and they couldn't believe what they were seeing was real.

Ruby was the first to speak and began visibly shaking, "Oh my gods...Zwei- he's...he's..."

"Sooo Adorable!~" Ruby/Weiss/Yang/Nora cooed as the good little boy she remembered from Beacon was now literally an adorable little boy.

Blake, the rest of ALP(N), Qrow and Ozpin were shocked beyond words. This certainly was not what they were expecting at all today.

"Wait who's Zwei?" Oscar turned to ask Qrow.

"Well...in our world, he's the family dog. But in this world it seems like he's the youngest child?" Qrow said but still seemed unsure of himself.

As he remembers, Summer only had one child in the form of Ruby. But this world's version of Zwei shares many of the same traits that Summer and Ruby have/had….but why was he a faunus? Was this world's version of Summer a faunus? These questions were beginning to cause Qrow a headache so he resigned himself to just watch the viewing. Hopefully some of his questions could be answered.

"Hey Zwei!" Yang greeted ruffling his hair.

"How's my baby brother doing?" Ruby asked lightly, pinching his cheeks letting go when he tried to swat her hand away.

"Oh!~ Look at his hair, his lil ears and his lil cheeks. I just wanna pinch them all day!" Ruby cooed. She never had the privilege of having a younger sibling, so seeing that her alternate had one left her somewhat envious.

However, she still loved her family after all and wouldn't trade them for anything. But she could at least relish in the moment for as long as she was allowed to.

Zwei kept smiling and went to babble on about what he did while they were gone, about the games he wanted to play with them when he was interrupted by the sound of bags hitting the floor and looked behind Yang and Ruby to see a very tall Blonde.

"Jeez girls. You had to make me carry all of those? Jaune said while giving Ruby and Yang a halfhearted glare.

Suddenly the room became silent once more, a very recurring theme happening in this viewing as the reveal of Ruby Rose's mystery boyfriend was revealed.

The two team leaders both looked towards each other if only for a brief moment before turning away and blushing up a storm. The members of their teams, minus Weiss as she was too engrossed in looking at tiny Faunus Zwei, observed both reactions of Ruby and Jaune before turning back towards the screen. They could discuss this matter another time, as they still had a viewing to see.

Qrow, however, saw the short display between the two and his eyes narrowed. He had a feeling he was going to have to keep a close eye on those two. Particularly Jaune.

Ruby grinned and walked up to Jaune and began to slowly rub his arm. "Aww was it too much for my big tough guy hm?" She cooed snuggling up to and turning to her father and brother. "This is my boyfriend Jaune!" She shoved him in front of them. Jaune nervously looked toward Taiyang and reached his hand out.

"Hello sir. I'm Jaune Arc." He said keeping a stutter out of his voice and his hand steady

Taiyang raised an eyebrow at that. "Arc? …...What is your mother's name?"

"Uh Jeanne?" He still had his hand outstretched. Taiyang let out a large groan and grabbed Jaune's hand firmly shaking it.

"Nice to meet you Jaune." Tai said, with a forced smile leaving Jaune and Ruby confused.

Yang's eyebrow quirked, "What the heck was that about?"

"Is this not normally how your Dad reacts when either of you bring a boy home?" Blake asks her partner.

"Actually, Ruby and I never brought any boys home. At least I never did, too risky and I knew he would overreact. Ruby on the other hand hasn't dated anyone in… ever. But that's not what I was talking about."

"What did you mean then?" Blake looked confused.

"It's more with how he reacted when Jaune told him his mom's name. It's just weird I guess, Dad didn't talk too much about his days as a student in Beacon so maybe he's got some form of beef with Mama Arc." Yang theorized. She leaned towards where Jaune was seated and nudged him, "Hey VB."

"Hm What? I'm sorry Yang did you want something?" Jaune asked, looking very tense.

"You know about any beef between your mom and a guy named Taiyang?" Yang inquired.

"Oh. Uhhh, no I don't remember her mentioning anybody by that name. At least to my knowledge. Wait, isn't that your Dad's name?"

"Yeah I just wanted to ask you since I don't know anything about any beef between our parents. Oh well, question for later. Thanks anyway." Yang patted his shoulder with her prosthetic hand before leaning back towards her seat.

Ruby turned to Zwei who looked at Jaune oddly. "Say hi to Jaune Zwei." Zwei latched himself to Ruby's leg and shot a glare at Jaune.

"Hello." He said quietly, clutching her tightly which caused Ruby and Yang to till her head at their baby brother's odd behavior. But a knowing look came across Jaune's face Immediately. But he said nothing for the moment. Taiyang claps his hand to get everyone attention.

"I'm sure you guys are hungry so let's eat!"

A knowing look also appeared on Jaune's face as he sat in the audience. While he may not be… dating his best friend in this world, he recognized all to well the signs of a threatened sibling. He himself had acted the same way when he himself was around Faunus Zwei's age. While he may not know exactly what the young boys feelings were, Jaune knew where they were coming from.

Zwei had sat close to Ruby the entire time and tried to keep her attention on him and not Jaune. After the dinner when Jaune stood, Zwei smiled brightly.

"Leaving already? Oh noooo" He said faking sadness. I guess you're going home now….."

Many in the audience soon were beginning to now understand what exactly was going on now.

"Aww~ Looks like the little brother is threatened by Jaune-Jaune over here." Nora nodged her fearless leader.

"Nora, please…" Jaune practicality begged his energetic teammates/surrogate sister.

Ruby giggles and pats Zwei's head.

"No silly. Jaune's gonna be staying with us for the next months before we hit the road again!'

Zwei's eyes widen and he tears up

"Oh no, poor baby." Weiss almost wept at the broken-hearted expression on the poor boy's face. Many of the other members of the audience also felt sympathetic.

"You're leaving? But you just got back!" he whimpered. Yang sighed a bit.

"No Zwei. We're leaving in a month." She replied, still finishing off her steak and turning to look at Tai. "This really good dad." Taiyang thanks her while Zwei glares at Jaune.

"But why is he staying here?"

Ruby tilts her head. "Cause he's got nowhere else to go?"

"Why doesn't he go home?"

"He lives in Mistral Zwei. It's pretty far and it's easier for him to stay here."

Zwei growled and crossed his arms and turned away from them. "I'm not sharing my room with him." He says looking at the floor. Ruby laughs a little.

"Course not. He's sleeping in my room." Taiyang raises a finger to complain but Yang stops him and shakes her head with a look that says "Don't even bother." To which Tai reluctantly complies with. Ruby could be really stubborn.

"Wow, your Dad is not how I was expecting him to be," Blake states.

"Yeah Dad doesn't get angry as much as Yang does." Ruby replies.

"Yeah...Hey wait a minute!" Yang's eyes narrowed.

The members of RWB(Y) and ALPN laughed at her expense. Yang sighed.

"Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up."

"Fine." Zwei begans to stomp up upstairs into his room and slams it shut. Ruby looked a bit annoyed and worried.

"What's his problem?" Ruby asks turning the others? Yang and Taiyang shrugged and Jaune remained silent. They all talk for a while before heading to bed.

The next day had come and Jaune had gotten up and ate breakfast with the family. Zwei never looked at him and ran up into his room when he was done. Ruby taps him on the shoulder.

"Maybe try playing with him? He just met you and I'm sure he's just being shy." Ruby said smiling. Jaune sighed a bit.

Jaune shook his head at what Ruby's alternate self was presuming to be the issue at hand.

"It's not that he's shy. He thinks I'm gonna steal you away." He thought to himself. But he nodded and started to walk up to Zwei's room knocking before walking in. the ten year old faunus glaring at him immediately.

"What?" He said quite rudely.

"Whoa shit. He may look like Red but he certainly doesn't act like her." Mercury said honestly surprised.

"Be quiet Black! Zwei is a good boy and he shall remain that way!" Weiss threw this way.

The villains in the room only rolled their eyes at the former heiress's retort.

Jaune looked around the room and saw it was a Ten year boy's dream. Poster of plenty of shows, A xbox and a ps4 the works. He looks at Zwei to see a bunch of toys around him and he walks up and picks up a toy that looks like a ghost kneeing to Zwei's eye level and smiles at him.

"Hey I was hoping I could play with you, maybe I can be… Ghostface? Zwei looked at Jaune like he was stupid.

"His name is Ghostfreak." Zwei states turning his gaze from Jaune to play with his other toys. "And I ain't playing with him. I'm not crossovering over Ben 10 with Transformers."

"Hey Merc, wake me whenever this snooze fest is over. I'm gonna take a nap." Emerald whispers to Mercury.

"No promises."

"Well why not?"

"Because they don't take place in the universe."

"Well maybe ghost freak can use is ghostfreak can use his powers to end up in the Transformers Universe with Optuis prines." Jaune had clearly said the worst thing possible because Zwei's face went red and he started screaming at him.

"IT'S OPTIMUS PRIME AND GHOSTFREAK POWERS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT! GET OUT! GET OUT OFF MY ROOM!" Jaune hopped up and speed walk out Zwei's room into Ruby, looking a bit assumed.

"Didn't go well? Ah wait don't tell me… you say Optimus Prime name wrong."

Jaune glares at his girlfriend as she laughs at him.

"You knew that was gonna happen."

Ruby stops laughing to give Jaune a smirk.

"I didn't. But it was still funny."

"Well… that went as well as I expected." Jaune stated.

[tanakavox]

Zwei at ten:Fuck Jaune! He's gonna steal my sister away! I won't let him!

Zwei at 15: Jaune. I like you. But stop sending Ruby dick pics, It gets shared on the dust t.v, through cloud, and there is an actually child in the house!

[tanakavox]

Ruby:Hey, Weiss? Have you seen Zwei? He running from his bath again.

Weiss:You shouldn't force your brother to do stuff he doesn't want to do Ruby. It isn't fair.

Ruby snorts and place her hand on her hip.

Ruby:I wasn't aware making a ten year take a bath was such a crime. Would you want a kid running around smelling like the pissed on him?

Weiss:I'm just saying.

Ruby:Whatever. Have you seen him or not?

Weiss:..... Nope.

Ruby narrows her eyes and noticed the bump on her bed that Weiss was trying to block.

Ruby:Zwei. Make it easier on yourself and come out.

Weiss:That isn't him! It's.... clothes! Yeah! Clothes! Their so flithy that why they smell so bad as well before you ask!

Ruby sighs and goes to leave the room.

Ruby:Ah. My mistake. I'll go see if Yang seen him then.

She closes the door and Weiss waits until she hear Ruby footsteps fade away before turning to the bump.

Weiss:She's gone.

Zwei pop from under the clothes and smiles.

Zwei:Thank you Weiss!

Weiss hugs him and was going to respond but a flurry of rose petal burst into the room and snatch up the corgi fanaus and into the bathroom zwei scream bloody murder and Weiss ran after them but the door was slam in her face.

Weiss:DAMNIT!

Ruby:NICE TRY ICE PRINCESS, I'VE SEE THAT TRICK MILLON TIMES ALREADY! BATH TIME ZWEI!

Zwei:NOOOOOO!

Weiss could only hearx the sound of fighting and running water as Zwei's fate was sealed.