#familyline

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

”Family Line” by Conan Gray is for those who mourn their lost childhood and keep being reminded of what they never had anytime there’s some sort of holiday. “Family Line” is for those who’ll never forget their childhood trauma. “Winner” is for those who are sick and tired of being said and crying. “Winner” is for the people who are bitter, but determined to survive because look how far they’ve come and they have a whole life ahead. Look how it’s paid off, after all.

[actually-alice-orchid]

so like a leagle name change when i get the chance is obvious there is literally only 1 downside when i scream the line "might share a face and share a last name but we are not the same" from family line it might not hit the same when its not true

[aintashes]

@familyline's jude fired a bolt: jude is sat in an armchair when his wife wanders over, his eyes glancing up from his book. "arms up!" rhiannon says softly to dog, who is flopped on the sofa next to daryl, waiting for dog to move his paws up before draping a blanket over him, tucking it into his sides. just how she used to do to odie when she was little. dog, naturally, gets a soft kiss to the forehead from rhiannon and told he's a good boy before she wanders off. how will daryl react to this one? jude wonders to himself.

the barlowe home has become a place of comfort. a little bubble of peace amongst the chaos of the real world. daryl wasn't the biggest fan of coming over here in the beginning, if he's being completely honest— it felt too fake, somehow. too scripted or otherwise made for show, like there was no way that this family could be so functional and kind to one another.

he knows that not all families were like his growing up ( if you could call what he had a true family at all ), but the level of honesty and compassion that the barlowes exemplify felt well and truly threatening when daryl first met them. now, as he sits on their couch with his dog and watches whatever jude has put on the television, he doesn't feel so afraid.

their kindness doesn't mean, however, that they don't participate in a little bit of mischief and mirth. he watches, completely dumbfounded as rhiannon saunters right over and uses a command for a trick he's never seen dog do before, a quilted blanket tucked around him as he lifts his paws to receive it. his eyes flicker between her and dog in disbelief before she walks away.

‘ the hell— yer spoilin' him, ’ daryl calls lazily after rhiannon, leaning up from his seat a little as he does so before he drops back against the couch. he looks at dog, shaking his head as his pet's lolls to the side. ‘ don't get used to it, ’ daryl murmurs to him, though his rough hand reaches to give dog's head a good rub.

[midnightprayertroops]

DETHRONING THE RED AND WHITE DRAGON IN THE HEAVENLIES

DETHRONING THE RED AND WHITE DRAGON IN THE HEAVENLIES | Kindly be on your feet while you do midnight prayers Time to pray, 12:00 AM to 4:00 AM   For 7 days. Scripture Ingredient: Make the following powerful confessions with a loud voice: a. Praise and worship (at least 15 minutes) b. Read Psalm 35 out loud. Then make this confession: LORD, your word says it is a righteous thing for You to…

[back2bluesidex]

One of Your Girls - MYG (18+)

Pairing: Gangster!Yoongi X Chaebol!Reader

Theme: PWP, SMUT

Wordcount: 1.2k

Summary: Min Yoongi has been threatening your father. But that's not the problem. The problem is that you wanna get fucked by him.

Warnings: Explicit sex, doggy style, unprotected sex (wrap it up), creampie, spanking, domish-yoongi, overstimulation, one night stand, mentions of smoking and drinking. NSFW!!

Minors are not allowed in this blog!!

A/N: Another smut, because why not.

“Are you sure this is a good idea?” No Eul nudges you with her elbow, reminding you how questionable are the things you are doing right now. 

“Yes. The best idea I have ever come up with.” your pride spills through your voice as you reply without shifting your eyes from him. 

“But girl! He is a gangster! Do you know what that means?” your friend is now starting to be annoying. 

You shut your eyes, resisting yourself from lashing out on her. 

“Do I look like a seven year old to you? Of course I know what a gangster is, Eul!” You emphasize your point as much as you can. But you know your ‘idea’ would sound absurd to anyone. 

“Then why are you even doing this? What if he gets offended and he just… he just kills you?” No eul’s eyes are full of fear but you know it’s pointless. Rumors have it that Min Yoongi doesn’t kill women and children unless there is a very good reason. 

And killing you just because you asked him to fuck you? Seems like a far fetched thought. But you are not going to explain that to your friend, not right now, standing in the middle of a dingy nightclub. 

When you place your eyes on Yoongi again, his meeting has already ended and he is walking towards the bar island. 

“Omg omg! He is finally free. I am gonna go. Eul, just take a cab home and make sure Mr. Go doesn’t see you.” you speak hastily, already trying to beeline to Yoongi. 

“But Y/N..”

“Eul.. Go! Don’t just stand here. This is not the place for people like us. Just go home.. I will call you as soon as I am free.”  waving Eul off, you start walking towards Yoongi. 

He looks karismatic as he sips on his drink, eyes focusing on nothing in particular. His dark long hair reaches to his nape, his pale skin glistening under the dim light of the bar counter, veins pop out on his arms and you wonder how those hands would feel on your body. 

Your heels click on the floor as you walk towards the man but you can’t hear the sound because of the loud music in the background. 

What you can hear is the loud beating of your heart, which gradually increases as you reach close to him. 

“Is that seat taken?” you voice, making sure you sound confident enough. 

And then he looks at you with those dark eyes, you feel your soul leaving your body slowly. Yoongi doesn’t say anything. He only regards you for a few moments and you wait patiently for his answer. 

“What are you doing here?” His voice is sharp but you don’t understand if he is upset with you for being at this place. 

“You know me?” placing your question, you take a step towards him. 

Yoongi scoffs at your dumb question. 

“Do you think I went to threaten your father without doing any research on your familyline?” he cocks one of his eyebrows. 

You don’t say anything, rather you sit down on the empty seat beside him. There is no point in waiting for his answer anymore. 

But your mind briefly goes back to the day when he broke into your mansion, injuring all of the guards on duty and threatening your father by taking him aside. You were enamored by this mysterious, scary man and all you wanted was to be under his authority for once. 

“Did your daddy send his little daughter to deal with me? So that a bigshot businessman like him doesn’t have to be seen with a thug like me, huh?”  Man! Yoongi really hates your dad for whatever reason you are not aware of. 

“No. I came here alone, all by myself” you reply, sucking in a deep breath. 

“Alone?” Yoongi mocks you, as if he knows you are lying. 

“I mean alone with Mr. Go, my driver.” you answer and Yoongi scoffs. 

“And why did you do that? Why did you come here?” the fine hairs of your neck stand up at the low, husky voice of the man. Especially because he has scooted closer to your body without your knowledge. 

“I came here to see you.” 

“The reason?” 

“I want you to fuck me.” 

Yoongi’s eyes turn darker at your proposal. And your heart starts beating even faster. 

“Do you know what you are asking for?” 

“I do. We don’t have to be in love or something. Just make me one of your girls for the night.” 

Yoongi’s tongue darts out of his mouth and wets his lips but he doesn’t say a thing. 

Your cries get muffled on the pillow, your wrists sting due to the tight hold of Yoongi’s rough calloused hand. But you feel euphoric. 

Yoongi’s fat cock hits your g-spot each time he thrusts into you. The lewd sound of wet squelching and skin slapping fill your ears. 

“Your rich cock-hungry whore! You really got the nerves of asking me for a fuck huh? You brat!” Yoongi’s voice is breathless and you want to admire it but before you could, a sharp slap lands on your bare ass. You scream on the pillow. 

“Fuck! So tight! Your pretty little rich boyfriends never really fucked you this good, huh?” he pulls his dick out of your entrance, leaves on the tip inside and then enters you again with full force. Your world starts swinging because of the sensession. 

“N-no- Nobody ever fucked me this good, yoo-Yonngi.”

Nother slap lands on your ass. 

“Did I give you the permission to call me by my name?” Yoongi pinches your clit with his free hand. 

“No-fuck- I am so-ahhh” before you could apologize, he starts rubbing rough circles on your sensitive bundle of nerves. 

“G-gonna cum.” you inform him while drooling messily on the pillow. 

“Cum.” Yoongi commands. And you let yourself go. 

Honestly you thought he was going to deny your orgasm and you were a little shocked when he permitted you. 

But your confusions soon go away, when he flips you, lays you on your back all while still being inside you and starts thrusting into you again. 

Your mind goes numb due to overstimulation. You barely can make out what’s happening. 

Your senses finally start coming out of the clouds when you feel hotness flood in your hole. 

Fuck! Yoongi just came inside you! 

“Get your clothes and leave.” he says as he pulls out his dick. 

Even though his harshness hurts you a bit, you know he is right. You should leave as soon as possible. 

So you sit up, grab your panty from the floor, slip into it and walk towards Yoongi for one last time. 

Yoongi has lit up a cigarette and the smoke makes it tough to make out his expression under the fluorescent lights of the motel. But you know he is staring at you.  

Reaching on your tiptoes, you place a kiss on his cheek and maybe that catches him off guard. 

“It was nice knowing you, Yoongi.” you say in his ears before taking your heels and walking out of the door. 

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[thewomenofwindsor]

5 years ago we welcomed our Royal Patron, Her Royal Highness The Princess of Wales to launch our free helpline, FamilyLine.

-Family Action

[cupid-spams]

... It all started when I was born-

You wanna marry Kalim? Okay... name all 30 of his siblings names in alphabetical order.

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

Venomous Teachings au: Ray and Maya

Talking about these two next bc their backstories let me expand on some world building stuff.

So here we go! Starting off with Ray and his family bc they have some ties to Ninjago’s Royal Court.

Presently, the Royal Family of Ninjago is fairly separated from actually governing the country. Think modern day Britain, where the monarchy is still around, but the Prime Minister and Parliament are the ones who are actually in control. In Ninjago, that actual governing is done by the Mayor, and the Jade Council, who I’ll get to in a minute.

I’m making a chart-thing to sort of plot out the way Ninjago’s Royal Court works, but it’s not quite done and probably needs its own post, but imagine a pyramid. The Royal Family is at the very top, overseeing and benefiting from everyone underneath them, but each of the four sides is a different...area? I guess? that is important to Ninjago functioning as a country.

The four areas are Military, Agriculture, Magic, and Arts/Entertainment. The layer directly below the Royal Family holds the four ‘Heads’ of each area, Lords typically from long lines of Lords who inherited their positions. I was originally going to call them ‘Ministers’, and then I realised that would mean Misako’s father would be the ‘Minister of Magic’, which just made me think of Harry Potter and made me sad. So until I come up with a different title, Lord will be the fill in. Also the four areas are going to get cooler sounding names, like the Military guy being called ‘Ninjago’s Lord of Arms’ or something.

But anyway, the Court follows the whole pyramid thing with the four Lords, who along with the current Emperor make up the Jade Council. Usually. Under the Lords are more families and industries that are all deemed necessary for Ninjago to function.

And before the Serpentine War, the Elemental Alliance, made up of the Masters of the 16 Tame Elements, were just under the Lords in terms of power and prestige in Ninjagan society. More on the Wild Elements like Wind and Water when we get into Maya’s stuff. All of the Elemental Masters found ways to use their powers to make a name for themselves in the Court during peacetimes; the Familyline of Sound have long been talented musicians for example, and the Familyline of Lightning have tended towards stage performance for generations.

Ray’s father was born to the Familyline of Fire, a long line of smiths capable of creating the hardiest armor or the dantiest bangle or the sharpest blade. As the eldest child of the current Master of Fire, everyone expected him to be the next Master.

Instead, his younger sister inherited their family’s Power.

Not only that, but her power started to show itself at the age of four. Power’s developing at a young age had long been seen as a sign of Good Fortune, and a Master powerful enough to make history.

But until that point, the youngest a Master had been when their powers showed was nine.

Ray’s father, who was twelve when his sister was shown to be the next Master, quickly grew bitter and resentful as the attention he’d grown accustomed to shifted to his baby sister in an instant.

Year passed, and he grew more and more angry, until the night of his eighteenth birthday. He spent most of the day sulking, darting around the family manor to avoid everyone, believing that talking to anyone would be pointless, as he was sure his birthday had been forgotten by everyone and he didn’t want to deal with that.

After sneaking back into his room, he hears the sounds of bustling in the dining room.

Dinner was probably being started. Without him.

Something about that makes something in him snap. He grabs a bag he’d packed and unpacked a million times that year, climbs from his bedroom window using the tree that he’d been using for years, and leaves his childhood home behind without a backward glance.

He had secretly set up an apprenticeship with a well-known and extensive family of craftsmen from one of the lower Houses in the Court months ago, and he still had a week before his window to accept was closed. He used a false last name, not wanting to be known as the overshadowed older brother of the Master of Fire in his new start. Room and board was included in the arrangement, which led to a romance blossoming between him and his teachers niece, whose parents specialized in silversmithing.

After his seven year long apprenticeship was up, he proposed to her, and soon a baby boy, Ray, was born. Together, the two started a business of their own selling puzzle boxes and music boxes and the like. Complicated, deceptive devices with lots of intricate moving parts.

There was an incident when Ray was a toddler, when he somehow managed to climb out of his crib during what should have been naptime, and toddled his way into his parents workshop. It was empty when he came in; both of his parents had been trying to catch a nap themselves while he was supposed to be sleeping. Ray got his fingers caught inside the mechanism of a half finished commission, a bookcase with a hidden safe built into it. They were damaged too severely, and had to be amputated.

His parents, horrified at the accident, worked with the best doctors and specialists they could find and afford to make prosthetics for Ray as he grew up. They’re craftsmen; their hands are their livelihood, and they wanted to ensure that their mistake doesn’t ruin Ray’s future.

Speaking of Ray’s future, when he was about eleven, his father notices signs that Ray inherited his family’s Elemental Power. He’d eventually told his wife who he was when Ray was born, so she wasn’t caught completely off-guard by everything.

And when Ray is about fifteen, his grandfather finally finds him.

The former Master of Fire had spent nearly twenty years searching for his missing son. When his daughter, his heir, was only sixteen, the world of Ninjago learned just how dangerous it is for an Elemental Master to develop their power at too young an age.

Elemental Masters develop an immunity of sorts to their Power bc they’re Humans, Mortals, imbued with the power of a Dragon. They need to be able to handle their power, so the power Changes them, just a bit. Typically, the Master’s power and immunities grow at fairly similar rates; the power grows first, and the immunity catches up to it. But bc Ray’s aunt was so young when she got her powers, her body wasn’t strong enough to go through those changes for a few years.

Years during which her power, tho largely unused, grew. The gap between how much power she could use and how much power she could handle was too great.

She literally burned up.

Ray’s grandfather had come to find the new Master of Fire. Relations with the Serpentine had been slowly deteriorating over the last decade, and though war wasn’t eminent the Emperor wanted all of the Elemental Masters to start preparing. Just in case.

And no matter how much Ray’s parents don’t want him to be taken away, they have no choice. The squad of Imperial guards that came with his grandfather ensure that.

So Ray is taken from the only home he’s ever known and trained to use his powers, becoming quite the talented Elemental Master. Eventually he and the rest of the Elemental Alliance do have to fight on the frontlines of what would be known as the Serpentine War.

And while fighting in the War, he meets Maya.

Also drew Ray and Maya as teens, about 15-ish. So right when Ray gets taken to train, and when Maya also has her whole world rocked, but more on that in a minute. Ray’s in all purple bc colors are important in the Ninjagaon Court, as a quick and easy way to denote what someone does. I just picked purple at random, I don’t think I’m going to keep that as the official color for craftsmen like in Ray’s mothers family.

So we’ve talked a bit about the 16 Tamed Elements, and how they used to guarantee a comfortable, high-class lifestyle, but what about the Wild Elements?

Wild Elementals, like those with the powers of Wind and Water, were shunned by Ninjagan Society at large. Typically a Wild Elemental was seen as a Bad Omen; it’s known that the Tame Elements were Gifted on their Familylines by the FSM himself, so something like that ‘randomly’ popping up scared people.

Generations before Maya was born though, there was a coastal fishing village that was home to a family of Water Elementals who weren’t shunned, but instead were beloved by the village. Year ago, two brothers drifted into town looking for work on a fishing boat. Not long after being hired, the boat with the brothers gets caught in a fierce storm.

In order to save the lives of everyone on board, the brothers were forced to reveal themselves as Water Elementals, and working together they used their powers to not only rescue everyone, but to keep the boat in one piece and to save the rather large haul of fish.

The brothers expected to be ran out of town, but were surprised to find the village was almost unanimously grateful to them. As soon as the storm had rolled in, those in the village weren’t expecting the boat to come back at all; it wouldn’t be the first time they were decimated by a storm that size. Many people had already begun to mourn for lost loved ones, including the villages leader, who’s own daughter was captaining the ship.

Essentially, the brothers had brought their lost loved ones back from the dead, and also managed to save one of their best ships and enough food to feed the village for a good while.

The brothers wound up settling in the village, and for the first time in their lives they were able to use their powers without fear. Time passed, and they both started families in the village, passing their powers down to their children.

Unfortunately, good things can’t last forever. Word eventually spread of a village that had multiple Wild Elementals living in it, openly using their powers like it didn’t mean anything!

A mob arrived at the village, but they were stopped by the elder brother, now an old man and great-grandfather himself. But his old age hadn’t dimmed his powers, and he created a massive, impenetrable wall of seawater to keep the mob away from the village. He bargained with them, telling them that if they gave the village the time to make it through that years storm season, than all of the Wild Elementals would willingly go with the mob to be...dealt with however the mob saw fit.

The mob agrees, and for the next three months they wait, camped outside of the massive, churning wall of water.

Never once did the wall falter.

Then, on the last day of storm season, the wall drops at sundown.

The mob surges into the village, eager to finally get rid of the Wild Elementals that had been allowed to thrive there, but to their shock the whole village is gone.

And a fleet of ships is quickly disappearing towards the horizon.

In the three months they’d been able to secure, the whole village had banded together to tear down every building and every dock and turn them into enough ships to take the entire village out to sea, and away from Ninjago. The village had been a close-knit community long before the brothers first arrived, and once they had become part of the village, no-one was going to turn on them.

Originally, the village was only planning on being seabound temporarily, for a few years at most, just until they could find a new place to rebuild, mb somewhere else on Ninjago’s coast, or mb even one of the smaller islands that dotted the Endless Sea. Instead, the village found that they were thriving out at sea.

So they stayed out at sea permanently.

They aren’t the first group of people to live full-time on the Endless Sea; the Ninjagan Archipelago is the largest landmass in the world, but the Endless Sea is called ‘endless’ for very good reason. More than half of Ninjago’s military is dedicated to its navy to help protect it from pirates, other unscrupulous Seafarers, and creatures from the deep like the Kraken.

Generations pass in the village, and more and more Water Elementals pop up. Eventually, in the eye of a storm on a moonless night, Maya is born.

Being surrounded by the Endless Sea, having new Elementals be born out at sea, has lead to them becoming more and more powerful with every new generation. This lead to a phenomenon popping up in some of the Elementals who were born. They would be born with inhuman features; bits of their Draconic blood being amplified by life spent entirely on the Endless Sea.

It’s never been anything huge; no scales or horns or tails growing like Nya and Kai and Morro get later on. Small things, like shark-like (or, well, dragon-like but they dont know that) teeth, or claws instead of normal nails.

Maya, along with being massively powerful, was born with clawed and webbed feet. This made it difficult for her to find shoes that she could wear comfortably and also not tear open in less than a week. This wasn’t that much of a problem growing up; running around barefoot was actually the norm, given how often people were jumping in and out of the sea.

She had a happy childhood, content with her mother and younger sister, until she was around fifteen. Her village is attacked by a vicious group of pirates, and in the chaos of everything, Maya is struck in the face by something, knocked unconscious and overboard. All of the Elementals born in the last two generations were able to breath underwater at birth so drowning wasn’t a danger, but when she came to and surfaced, she was alone.

Eventually, Maya finds her way to Ninjago, stepping foot on land for the first time in her life. She knew why her people had left Ninjago, the story passed down through generations, so she knew to keep her powers hidden, but her feet were harder to deal with. Thankfully, it was assumed that those came from Maya having some Serpentine ancestry, so her being a Wild Elemental remained a secret.

Though pretending to be distantly Serpentine didn’t win her many favors as she tried to build a life in Ninjago. Maya desperately wanted to find her people, but she knew it would be impossible to find them. She knew how to navigate the Endless Sea, and knew where they last were, but she also knew how vast the Endless Sea was.

It would be like trying to find a specific drop of water in a bucket.

Maya bounced around Ninjago’s foster care system for a few years, before bouncing around Ninjago, taking odd jobs and trying to find her way in the world. She tried to stay on the coast, in the numerous port towns and fishing villages, with slowly dwindling hope that she’d hear something about her people that would lead her back to them.

Eventually, the Serpentine War starts. A battle takes place in a village where Maya had been staying, trying to find a ship that would hire her. Her first instinct was to run and hide, but from her hiding spot she sees two of the human combatants become surrounded. She recognized them from earlier that day; they had arrived the day before to look into rumors of Serpentine in the area, and stayed in the inn where Maya had been working for room and board.

They were both quite kind to her, and they even stepped in when another patron noticed Maya’s feet and started giving her a hard time about being part Serpentine. Against her better judgment, Maya steps in, using her powers to help rescue them and help turn the tide of the battle. Though she had no real combat experience or training, Maya’s skill and the sheer force of her power made her a force to be reckoned with.

Maya is absolutely terrified when she realizes the two people she saved were members of the Elemental Alliance, but Ray and Garm were massively impressed by her, and asked her to join the Alliance to help fight the Serpentine. She’s against it at first, worried for her life, but Garm is able to use the fact that he’s the Son of the First Spinjitzu Master to guarantee her safety.

Eventually Maya is convinced to join, and the rest is history.

[brittrxse]

1 like = 1 hug for junko

[heavenwontbethe-same]

If you have been tagged, you were a part of my taglist when I used to write cursed fics. I have one scheduled to be posted soon but I don't know how many of you guys are still interested. If you are, please let me know if you'd continue to like being tagged, because I will take no response as you being no longer interested.

If someone previously not on this taglist would like to be added, please let me know.

@kazejveld @kazoo-the-demjin @xiunings @ehsan-tera-hoga-mujhpe @vigilantexxshit @familyline @burn-like-starss @smolcattowo @missrown @darkshadowqueensrule @nicotineray @call-me-as-you-want @lost-among-stories @that-intp-vampire @oscarwilds @aaftaaab (someone asked me to tag you, please lmk if you're uncomfortable and i won't tag you in future fics) lmk if any of you want to be added or removed. the last thing i want to do is make anyone uncomfortable

[kitconnors]

tag game!

rules: post 10 of your favorite comfort movies and then tag 10 people

thank you so much for the tag wen @itwamtv 🥺🫶

1. coco

2. kiki's delivery service

3. my neighbor totoro

4. turning red

5. the amazing spiderman 2

6. 20th century girl </3

7. little women

8. ladybird

9. gifted

10. big hero 6

tagging: @heavenwontbethe-same @langorion @reyestrands @vcnka @familyline @wonyoz @readytobes @fawad-khan + anyone who wants to join!!

[tojixzenins]

Hi guys, it's been too long but I'm back on Tumblr and will be active (at least for a while) so tell me yall what's new?

I'm tagging from my old taglist so... Anyway hii

@starlight-in-my-eyes @rheanyras @oscarwilds @familyline @anotherteenageroninternet @herondalesunsetcurve-archive @tessherongraystairs @falllinginloveagain @la-lune-chaotique @ninacarstairss

[crossover-enthusiast]

going to infodump about a spookymonth oc eheheheheheheh

Leonard (instead pronounced like Leonardo without the O), better known by the stagename Meerkat is a celebrity popular in his hometown (Skid n' Pump's town) known for his acting in local theater productions and shows. Kat is very wealthy being in Carmen's familyline, inhariting a fortune after the death of his parents (that he was more then thrilled about). But though hes known as this perfect, idolized figure he happens to have a second life. hes secretly an uncontrolled hybristophiliac whom, at night, pays various serial killers, kidnappers and other various crime-doers in exchange for romantic actions with whoever hes making deals with. of course this is wildly immoral considering that instead of working out the romantic feelings towards this sort of thing that hes having and dealing with them positively he goes out of his way to interact with serial killers he has to keep ALL of this behind closed doors. he struggles with his own morality and having to balance his public image and his personal desires.

He's closest with the one and only Dexter, it was just an on and off thing like all his other payed, nonserious clients at first but he fell geninually in love with him- and even though hes used to those he interacts with getting killed or going missing as hes been desensitized to that part of the underground life, dexter's dissaperance/death actually took a surprisingly huge blow to him. perhaps he payed the news company to keep broadcasting the missing person alerts which is why their still showing up years later.

also sum facts bout em

he's achillean and polyamorous

despite his actions being immoral he himself has some strict groundrules when it comes to all of it. he'll NEVER go out of the rounds of consent and isnt a cheater, he was never in a set relationship with any of them and they were all aware that its more of a buissness exchange then anything real- even with dexter they never ended up actually dating

he has a pet meerkat named Romeo

i have a lot more info bout him if your interested eheheheheheh

Ooooo this guy sounds really cool! I like him :>

[heartstoppermybeloved]

im so scared for her. || #lovethissongbtw #heartstopper #darcyolsson #familyline via YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNxRoSX_ruI

[ambroziadelphine]

Bitch Boy Prologue

Masterlist

I was riding along the path to Konoha, a long way still to go as I had just entered the land of fire. I had my horse, who carried the two bags which held my clothing and minor belongings. I was coming back to my home village after a few years, I was only 19 but I hadn't been back in 3 years, I had left just before the Chunin exams that ended in Lord Third's death. I was 16 back then, I didn't even realize I had only missed seeing my dad by a few weeks until I was already long gone. I felt the village after being granted permission to visit my mother and take care of her, she had gotten very sick and had no one to ask for help but me. I took care of her all day, every day for 2 and a half years before doctors had to put her in a hospital for 24 hour care. She couldn't even feed herself by that time. It had only been a month since she passed but I was okay with it. Mostly.

She had left me a letter, and told me to open it when I needed her. When I really needed her. She also left me money, enough to support myself comfortable for a long time since I was the last remaining heir in her family; and she gave me a letter, to give to my dad. Now, you might wonder who he is. My dad is pretty famous, I wouldn't doubt it if you had already guessed from my stunningly good looks, though he always said I looked more like my mother. 

My dad is Jiraiya the Gallant, Legendary Sanin of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.

I know, I'm awesome.

You see, I was an accident, but my parents never treated me that way. They weren't together by any means and it wasn't at all perfect but it was my family so it was okay. My mother was from a very wealthy family known as the Komochi clan in Yokugakure, she was the only survivor of an assassination attempt on her already small familyline and managed to hire some shinobi to hunt them down, bringing her family the justice as the killers were rightfully punished. My father happened to run into her while she was on a little trip to a different land. 

One thing lead to another and 9 month later. BAM! Here's baby Etsuko Komochi for ya!

My mother was worried sick about my safety though so guess who got to travel with my dad while he went on dangerous missions? This girl! He was training me the whole time until I was old enough to be sent to the Academy where I stayed, my dad and I had a house in the village, but he was almost never home while I was in the Academy. I graduated top of my class still, which he took me out to celebrate after he came back for a mission report, spending the next two days spoiling me with stories of his adventure, some more training and just father daughter time together.

I had quickly climbed the ranks after graduation, going as far as reaching Jonin just before I had gotten the message from my mother, immediately requesting a temporary leave of absence to go care for her. I didn't even get time to properly celebrate since I missed my dad coming home. I heard through the grapevine that he and his new student should be on their way back from their training journey. I had my red Katana on my hip laying against my black pants, my cropped black t-shirt covered by a maroon cloak with a white fuzzy collar, I got it only a year after I left Konoha cause it reminded me of my dad and I was feeling homesick. I was getting bored, trying to mindlessly entertain myself on this long journey when I suddenly hears a very loud and irritating voice in the distance behind me, my horses ears flicking back slightly as she heard the grating voice as well as I groaned. I was tired, bored and hungry. I was in no mood to deal with people at the moment.

That is..

Until I hear my dad's voice?

"Dad?" I ask, having my horse Jasper turn around to the side, staying put as the voices got closer, eventually I saw white hair peak over the horizon and my eyes widen. "DAD!" I yelled, getting off Jasper and sprinting to him, Jasper letting out a huff before she slowly followed after me. I saw him with a blonde guy but I didn't pay him any mind, running at my dad, quickly closing the distance between us. I saw the blonde guy look at me in confusion, pointing to me as my dad's eyes widen at the sight of me. I squealed as I tackled him in a hug, my arms wrapped tightly around his neck as he stumbled back a bit, laughing loudly at my excitement.

"Well, someone's happy to see me." He joked as he set me down after giving me a bone crushing hug.

"Are you kidding?! I haven't seen you in over 3 years!" I said, laughing as I let him go, walking back to Jasper who had caught up with us.

"Pervy Sage? Who is this girl?" The blond kid asked, looking very confused making me laugh, sticking a hand out to him.

"Etsuko Komochi. Also, did you just call my dad, Pervy Sage?" I asked him, watching his face flush bright red as he got a slight panicked look on his face.

"You're Pervy Sage's daughter?!" He exclaimed making me chuckle, scratching the back of my neck as my dad grinned, resting a hand on my shoulder.

"I know, she's like a spitting image of her mother though." He said, the blonde still looking between us in shock before he looked more confused then anything.

"Someone actually chose to have a kid with you?" The blonde asked making us both sweatdrop, my dad crashing to the ground at the hit to his ego.

"Actually, I was a surprise, I guess you could say." I said, smiling awkwardly as he got an 'Ohhhh' expression on his face, turning sheepish.

"Sorry for bringing it up, I just didn't think ladies actually thought he was 'all that' with how often he gets rejected." He said, my dad moaning in sorrow at his heavily bruised ego.

"Honestly, not surprised." I said with a little laugh as my dad stood up. "Though he does get lucky if he tries hard enough, I've seen that plenty of times too when he thought I didn't notice him slipping out of the room with a lady or two every now and again while we were traveling together." I said, getting back on my horse carefully.

"Are you headed back to the leaf?" My dad asked, a slight serious tone to his voice. "I heard about why you left.. How is she?" He asked hesitantly making me sigh feeling the burning in my throat that I've felt for the past few weeks return hastily.

"She's uh,..." I cleared my throat, trying not to let my voice crack as I spoke. "She's gone.. It was an extremely rare disease that just kinda, took over." I said quietly, holding the reins close to me as I stared at my hands, blinking tears away as my dad put a hand over mine. 

"How about you?" He asked gently, I took a deep breath, composing myself the best I could before giving him a small, sad smile.

"I'm okay." I said, the blonde was watching our exchange silently, never having thought Jiraiya to be the caring father type. "I'm gonna be staying in the village a while, what about you two?" I asked, trying to change the subject to something lighter, seeing me dad give a small smile, patting my thigh as he turned to the blonde.

"Yep, just headed there now." He said, all of us beginning to walk to Konoha together, my dad between Naruto and I as we walked. "Oh, and this is Naruto, by the way. I've been training him for the past 2 and a half years." He said making me look at the blonde and smile.

"It's nice to meet you Naruto." I said, only now getting a good look at him making me think for a minute, he looked oddly familiar. "Do I know you from somewhere? You seem oddly familiar." I asked, only to see him look at me in confusion.

"I don't think we've met before." He said, I squinted at him before turning to my dad.

"Do you know why I think he's familiar?" I questioned, looking at my dads clueless look.

"Maybe you've seen him in the village before?" He suggested making me put a hand on my chin as I tried to think.

"How old are you?" I asked Naruto.

"15, why?" He asked making me huff. 

"Means you wouldn't have been in any of my academy classes, why is nothing coming to mind?" I asked myself, slightly frustrated. I could almost picture it, someone similar to him, his blurry face looking down on me. "Maybe I'm just mixing you up with someone else." I said, shaking my head as I let the mysterious blonde man drift away from my thoughts.

"So, Etsuko, why'd you leave the village?" Naruto asked making me sigh.

"My mother had gotten sick a few weeks before the Chunin exams, when Lord Third was killed, I had just been promoted to Jonin but I took a leave of absence as soon as I got her letter and left to take care of her the next day." I said, before suddenly remembering the letter she gave me. "Oh, before I forget. She gave me a letter and a box for you dad." I said, digging it out of my bag and handing the letter to him, figuring the box could wait until we got home to him.

"Wonder what she could have wrote." He said, taking the envelope from my hand with a curious look, opening it and taking out the letter, it was at least 5 pages long making my eyes widen.

"She couldn't even feed herself by the end, how did she write all that?" I asked, only to see my dad give a sad smile.

"She was always prepared for anything, if I had to guess, this had been sitting around for a bit." He said, his eyes silently scanning the papers, his eyes slightly widening as he read more making me look at him in confusion.

"Everything okay?" I asked him, his eyes were wide until a serious expression came over his face.

"Its a letter detailing the secrets and properties of the Komochi clan. She wants me to be the new head of house until you find a husband." He said making me choke on my own saliva, coughing as I looked at him with wide eyes.

"A husband?!" I exclaimed, crossing my arms in an X as I shook my head. "Not happening. Any man tries to touch me and I will actually bite them." I said, my arms now crossed over my chest.

"What's so wrong with getting a husband?" Naruto asked, a genuine confusion on his face making me huff.

"Komochi women are knows as breeder women to some, its insulting honestly. Most men think because I'm from a breeder clan that they'll own me in every sense of the word if they marry me." I said, pulling my cloak a little tighter thinking about all the disgusting cat calls and sexual harassments I've faced because of my body and clan name. "There's been more then one time I've had to fight grown men off me because they couldn't keep their dick in their pants." I said, scowling as I recalled the altercations I've gotten into.

"Wait, what's a breeder clan?" Naruto asked making me chuckle, I'm glad younger generations don't know my clan as well.

"Its supposed to mean that the women are the best for breeding with, hence the sexual harassment, and while to an extent its true, we also have a soul tie which is the real reason we are breeders." I said, seeing his confused face making me sigh. "It's like a soulmate." I said, his eyes widening as he understood what I was saying.

"So, then just marry your soulmate!" He said as if it was really that simple, making me laugh.

"I wish it was that easy, but I'd have to find them first." I said, my dad glanced at me as the gate of Konoha finally came into the view in the far distance.

"You'll know when you find them." He said, sounding so confident making me narrow my eyes at him.

"Yea right, with my luck their either already taken or dead." I muttered, earning a smack upside the head from my dad making me yelp. "Hey!" I shouted, looking at him offended as I made Jasper walk a little further ahead of him, swatting him with her tail as she went.

"Have you ever thought about maybe, making more friends then? Find someone and go have fun, who cares if its your soulmate for now." He said, ignoring the tail to the face for now.

"Yea sure, and end up heartbroken on top of being alone? No, thank you." I said, a small sarcastic laugh coming out at the end.

"Hey, we're here!"