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okay so ik its probably just the lighting but his eyes are so brown‽‽
its honestly reminding me of college henry like
compared to the red i was expecting,,, screaming
#tgs#the glass scientists#im tagging this properly bc i wanna talk to people about this but my fam don't caree#im suffering#i should be doing uni work rn but this is more important#im mean .. look at him#like yes its the lighting but talking about how he feels like a new man#and then has lighter eyes im#like hen honey whats happening here#please figure it out and get back to me immediately#what else do people tag this as#henry jekyll#edward hyde#dude felt so many emotions at once that his body changed#sorry henry your normal body is just allergic to strong emotions atm#dr jekyll and mr hyde#thats probably enough right#??#dont mind the use of the interrobang its my favourite punctuation mark and its cleaner than both exclamation and question marks#so i use it as much as possible
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Family visit
#doodle draws#my ocs#Rowan Bennet#seafaring scientist & sailors#original characters#art#digital art#Rowan’s terrible no good very bad day 😔#unexpected fam visit (derogatory) -> panics & make bad decisions -> trouble in paradise -> continues to say the wrong things#wet crusty white boy
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So what's the deal with the bulbous-headed giants in Trigun?
you know how it is in the desert
#asks#i joke! my serious answer: papa nebraska has a mad scientist look about him. maybe he injected some of his fam with green chemicals lol#and the doylist answer: its funny if theres unexplained giant weirdos running around#& honestly sets you up well to just Run With Stuff when the story asks you to :)
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By request (and also I had some extra time ^^), Dima's other brothers are in.
New/Updated Artfight Refs! The mad doctors are in ^^
HERE's my artfight, if you wanna join!
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Scientists are very serious.
This is a post about science. And soup.
Dr. Elinne Becket, a microbiologist from Cal State University, is in the middle of one of those Fridge Experiments that happens to us all - except in this case, she is uniquely placed to unravel the science down to the microbial level.
While cleaning out her fridge, Dr. Becket found that a tub of family-recipe beef vegetable soup had turned bright blue. “Ok I'm outing myself here,” she tweeted, “but there was forgotten beef soup in our fridge we just cleaned it out and it was BLUE?!?!? Wtf contam would make it blue??? Like BRIGHT blue!! Even w/ all my years in micro I'm not handling this well.“
Read on for a breathless and ongoing saga of Soup and Science, and the wonderful international community that is Academic Twitter.
Academic Twitter quickly reminded her of her Responsibilities to Scientific Inquiry. (Cue the chanting from around the world of “CLONE THE SOUP! CLONE THE SOUP!”)
“I can’t believe y’all talked me into going back into the trash.” she tweeted in response, over a photo of a puddle of beautiful Mediterranean-sea blue soup in the trash bin, with bits of veg and noodles arising from the depths.
Scientists being scientists, Dr. Becket agreed to take a sample and send it to colleagues for cloning and microbial analysis.This involved getting arms-deep into the trash bin of Old Soup. “I’m never forviging @ATinyGreenCell (genomic biologist Sebastian Cocioba) for this.” Dr. Becket tweeted, with a photo of a properly dipped and snipped and VERY blue q-tip in a small clear plastic tub.
Diving into decomposing soup was not the only hazard. She writes: “My mom (who made the soup for my birthday) came across this thread and now 1) I have to answer for letting her soup spoil and 2) she's worried @ATinyGreenCell will figure out her secret recipe.“
Dr. Becket and Sebastian were able to culture the Blue Goo!
Becket posted a photo of three petri plates of streaked beef bouillon agar at 72 hours incubation, at 37C, room temp and 4C. She writes: “Left the plates where they were for another 2 days, except the 37°C one was brought to RT, which then grew white stuff over the yellow stuff and stinks to high heaven. RT looked the same. 4°C had impressive growth. Restreaked them all onto TECH agar, awaiting results!”
Sebastian, from his lab, tweeted a photo of three more covered petri dishes, with early results: “Great progress on isolating the glowy microbe from our #BlueSoup! It's so fluorescent the streak is GREEN. Still needs another restreak as it seems there is a straggler but should clear up in the next plate. Exciting!”
Then yesterday, Sebastian tweeted out an updated photo of his plates under daylight and blacklight. “Whatever grew on the #BlueSoup colony plates overnight glows under UV, but only on King's Agar B! That particular media is used to tease out fluorescein expression in pseudomonads. What are the chances that the same cell line expresses fluorescent AND blue pigments?“
“Looking closer, there definitely is a handful of different microbes showing distinct phenotypes. Could be that the blue producer and the fluorescent microbes are totally different microbes!”
At which point, Professor Cynthia Whitchurch of Norwich, England, responded: “Consistent with P. fluorescens being at least part of the #BlueSoup community. The fluorescence is due to production of the siderophore pyoverdine which is up-regulated when iron availability is limited. P. aeruginosa produced this too but my guess is you have blue Pf.”
And Australian agricultural researcher @WAJWebster helpfully tweeted a petri dish of ALL KINDS of colourful bacterial colonies from white to yellow to orange to stark black, with a cheerful: “You need bact-o--colours? I got you, fam.”
The best part is that as of today, March 9, 2023, THE BLUE SOUP MYSTERY CONTINUES. WE ARE WATCHING SCIENCE HAPPENING!
A paper is being written. And Dr. Becket’s mum is getting an author credit as the proprietary owner of the #BlueSoup recipe.
Dr. Becket’s Twitter is here: https://twitter.com/bielleogy
Sebastian Cocioba’s Twitter is here: https://twitter.com/ATinyGreenCell
Fun IFLS story is here: https://www.iflscience.com/microbiologist-investigates-after-her-beef-soup-turned-blue-in-the-freezer-67894?fbclid=IwAR0H27KqVZhzzrosnjzzKkxuKASZ-0L0Lt6hGwCRDJK8xvFbbSlyS4JvwlM
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wow.
#🔵👄🔵#LMAOOOOOOO WHAT?! FAM MAD SCIENTISTS NEVER PROSPER BRO TF WERE YOU THINKIN?!#that was WILLLLLLLLLLLLLD#kulemiiplaysjudgment#judgment spoilers
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Returning to my old roots of being the CEO of Duke/Danny
Honestly surprised there's not much fics pulling from the Ultimate Enemy Timeline, and I'm talking Abt post semi redeemed Dan, or Danny's friends and fam die but he doesn't go evil just traumatically runs away, id like to see an in the middle concept. Like post him becoming full ghost but pre him becoming Dan.
Now being a full ghost and a powerful one at that, Danny's chaotic destructive ass makes a beeline straight for Gotham due to its raw supernatural energy that he's heard rumors about from peeps in the Ghost zone. And his ass goes there to chomp on weaker/blob ghosts (idk if it was said how Dan got powerful like that so I'm making shit up)
Like usually some people who see him do this are like "omgee, new hero/protector!!" And he just hisses and vanishes, bro has reached cryptid poltergeist status. he doesn't care about saving people cause that's LAME, and he DOESN'T DO THAT ANYMORE, cause it's LAME, but he doesn't admit that deep, deep, DEEP down, there's a flicker of humanity that buzzes with warmth at being recognized as a protector again
Batfam is obviously suspicious of this deeply suspicious and mistrusting ghost guy but Duke has a bit more of an open minded thinking bro is going through a metahuman crisis and wants to help because there's not a lot of open metahumans in Gotham (that aren't evil) and wants to offer some sort of guidance before the intricate web of evil catches him.
So Duke is investigating Danny on his own, trying to learn more about ghosty dude and how he can find him or help him, eventually learning about the GIW and their attempt to enact anti-ecto laws which by association would allow them to experiment ghost/specter powered metahumans. As well as wanting to take them down, he also wants to find out if they have anything about the Ghost boy he's investigating.
While casually breaking into one of their facilities in Gotham, he finds a group of scientists in the middle of beginning some type of ghost dissection on Danny while hes still awake and thrashing, so as one does, Duke proceeds to jump everyone. In the scuffle, Danny gets freed and is about to escape but actually sticks around to start beating everyone's ass with Duke.
Duke guides Danny out of the building and before he can even say anything, Danny hisses and vanishes. Duke sighs at the loss of his investigations victim but finds himself being almost stalked by the ghost. Dried ectoplasm smeared above doorways which only he can see because of his perception of light, electronics being finicky around him, being surrounded by a cold air, and a whole bunch of semi threatening gestures
Unknown to Duke, this is Danny trying to befriend him aggressively due to kinda forgetting how to do it normally
#dc#detective comics#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp#danny fenton#danny phantom#danny phantom crossover#duke thomas#deadlights#duke x danny#batman#Duke/Danny
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AU MASTERPOST
Sonic AUS:
Biolizard Shadow au:
Character refs:
Shadow and scrapped Maria ref / Robotnik fam/ Ark Scientists/ Black arms/Doom Morph/ Eclipse (monster/ Super BL Shadow/ Black arms BL Shadow/ Age timeline/ Fire powers/ Inhibitor rings
Doodles/Comics:
Purring/ Sedatives/ Immaturity/ Baby BL Shadow 1 / Directions/ Empty/ Tails and Big/ Sibling shenanigans 1/ Maria death/ Cream is neat/ Swearing/ Anxiety filter 1/ Copyright laws/ Loser/ Loaf/ Omega/ Tangle/ Cream/ Gossip/ Coat/ Brain freeze/ Baby BL Shadow 2/ High five/ Anxiety filter 2/ So long Gay Shadow/ Sonic is dead/ Ignorance/ Lizard things / Anxiety filter 3/ Cream 2/ Knuckles/ Scales / Scales 2/ Scales 3/ Ratatouille/ What are you/ Down/ Sorry?/ Sick/ Gloating/ Lizardnip/ Chaos control/ Sibling shenanigans 2/ Recovery/ Softie/ Shrunk/ Age/ Sibling shenanigans 3 / Embarrassing/ YOU
Animatics:
Lizard eyes/ Ew/ When you grow up?/ Clones/ Nightmare/ Stop/ Do anything for her
Fun facts:
1 2
Fanfic link:
Can you be called a prototype if you’re the only project made?
Fanfic doodles/comics:
Chapter 1 /Chapter 4/ Chapter 5/ Chapter 7/ Chapter 8
End Sonic AU:
Character refs:
End sonic/ Post possessed Sonic/ Super Amy/ Puppet Tails
Doodles/Comics:
Tails dies last/ The possession/ The wrong world 1/ The wrong world 2/ Fighting back 1/ Fighting back 2/ He's still my bro/ Do something/ Fix this?/ Technopath 1/ Technopath 2/ Changed body
Animatics:
Mouthing off to a ancient being
Memory loss au (this one is more linear):
1/ 2/ 3/ 4/ 5
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i need a spiderverse short where the spider fam convince noir to go see therapist spidey. so he walks in, therapist spidey asks what's troubling him, and he starts talking about his uncle benjamin. therapist spidey is like "ah, great, another uncle ben story," but shit goes off the rails when noir starts talking about how his uncle ben was cannibalized by the vulture, then going on about how his best friend was lobotomized by a nazi scientist. before he knows it the hour is up and he's like "oh, my time is up. have a nice day 😊" and leaves therapist spidey just sitting there wondering what the actual fuck just happened
#spiderman#across the spiderverse#into the spider verse#spiderman into the spiderverse#spider noir#spiderverse meme#atsv#itsv#spiderman itsv#spiderman atsv#itsv noir
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new inky just dropped ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Her name is Lorraine, she's an innovator and reformer, a science wizard enchanter with an interest in inventing new practical ways of applying magic for everyday use to "serve man". A devoted andrastian with some religious trauma (tm) who thinks the circle institution under the chantry is outdated and needs to be changed.
She's reserved, observant, analytical, can be a bit awkward. Has trust issues, and forming relationships doesn't come easy for her, especially with non-mages. Kind of an "aloof, autistic scientist who can appear rude but is determined to improve the world with their inventions" archetype.
More ramblings under the cut 👇🏻
• Lorraine's fam were extremely pro-templar and raised their kids to be devout to the chantry. Magic was considered a dangerous burden, something to be hidden and kept away from regular people, so Lori has some internalised shame due to being a mage. Though she eventually does come to a realisation that her parents' views were unjust and that she shouldn't feel this way, and that her magic is a gift rather than a disgrace. Still, she does her best to put her magic to good use and invent new ways of aiding people through it, in part as a way to prove herself to the world. She believes mages should be allowed to contribute more to society, have professions and hobbies and more safe spaces to experiment with their gift.
• Before discovering her love for academic study and experiments, Lorraine wanted to be a templar. As the youngest child in her family with close ties to the chantry, she couldn't think of anything more fitting as she didn't want to be a cleric, and the idea of being a knight in shiny armour was compelling for a kid. Her magic manifested when she was 11 years old in the dead of the night when the estate was sound asleep. Waking up from a nightmare, she found herself surrounded by fire. She doesn't have much memory from what happened that night, only that she was dragged away by the templars from her home.
• The fire she caused was devastating to the estate, and Lorraine's parents and siblings didn't survive the night. She knows this, but due to the trauma caused suppressed her memories about what really happened. For many years being stuck in the circle she believed her family were so disappointed with her being a mage that they completely turned away from her, refusing to even write letters. That grew some serious resentment and shame inside of her. Her then mentor, Lydia, decided to spare the child more suffering and encouraged her delusions.
• Lydia was like a mother to Lorraine, and while she didn't have many friends at the circle, she considered her fellow mages to be her new family. She's often distrusting and cautious of non-mages, having a hard time believing that they can be accepting and caring about her - a mage - without having some ulterior motive. During the inquisition she bonds fastest with her mage companions. I also see her being closer to Dagna than any other non-mage companion due to their shared interests and passions.
• Eventually, when Lori received the vigil of trust and was allowed to make trips outside of the circle, Lydia told her the truth about the night when she was taken to the circle and encouraged her to reach out to her more distant relatives. Lorraine didn't see the point, as none of those relatives chose to reach out to her all these years either.
• Unlocking those memories for her was...ugly. There's still some unresolved trauma that she tries to learn how to live with. Naturally, the Nightmare demon in here lies the abyss quest takes full advantage of that because Drama. :3c
• I reckon Lorraine is interested in studying lyrium and finding ways for both mages and non-mages to work with it safely. She's also intrigued by the fade and the veil, so naturally she chooses the new, "experimental" fade rift magic later in the game. Apart from rift magic, she often opts for the frost element and spirit schools. She believes people shouldn't shy away from more sophisticated enchantments and other forms of magical crafts, taking inspiration from Tevinter and how they implement magical solutions to everyday problems.
• She would probably invent a magical fire alarm system enchantments to be installed in people's homes.
• While she's the kind of a person who would rather sit in a lab/study all day without interacting with a single living soul, she at one point got frustrated enough with her ideas being denied by the first enchanter that she decided to get into politics and push for reforms that would allow her to practice magic more freely.
• Speaking of politics, Lorraine spent most of her circle life in the aequitarian camp that generally tries to follow the chantry law. She always abided by the rule that magic should serve man in ethical ways, but also considered the system to be rather old-fashioned and limiting. She wrote drafts of reform programs detailing a secure and steady transition in which the circle would gradually provide more freedoms to mages, eventually letting mages govern themselves with as little chantry supervision as possible. When the mage rebellion started and fraternities split into two sides, Lorraine begrudgingly sided with the libertarians and supported the full separation from the chantry.
• Anyway, she has some serious personal issues but doesn't like letting it show and stays put. She's very focused on her work, determined and efficient, and is self aware enough to not take herself too seriously, so while she's not talkative and prefers to keep to herself, she doesn't sulk or dwell on her traumas, and tries to be friendly and accommodating to others. Although from her perspective, that equals to just being patient enough not to tell others to go fuck themselves fifteen seconds into the conversation.
Etc etc I think i could go on but I'm yet to complete a full playthrough with her and this is already a lot so maybe I'll yap about Lori more sometime later 🙈
#oc: lorraine trevelyan#dunno if i should call her Lori or Reina for short. i like both#Reina is more regal and cool-sounding but maybe that's why i prefer a simple and cute Lori for now 🤔#anyway I don't usually yap this much about my ocs here so this is a LOT but i just felt like going#so. enjoy#my ocs#dragon age#inquisitor trevelyan
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Carl Phineas and Ferb has to have the most unserious dynamic with his family?? Because he literally works for a spy organization run by animals. He’s 17ish. There is no way his family doesn’t KNOW about his internship bc he most likely still lives with them because he’s a literal teenager. And he’s been doing this for a good 3-5 years since he was with them when Perry was a baby?!! What the HELL did he tell his family when he got the job? “Oh yeah I finally found work—well it’s technically an unpaid internship but it’ll look great on my resume and/or college application. What is it? Oh it’s an organization of secret agents—no really. They fight evil scientists—yes those DO exist, we just don’t notice because they do such a good job. Oh no you can’t actually talk with any of the agents because they don’t talk because they’re literal animals”.
And somewhere along the line his fam was just like “yeah ok son, that seems like a believable and worthwhile summer job”
#phineas and ferb#shit post#carl Phineas and Ferb#OWCA#what does the extended family think#do they come home for holidays and he’s not around and his parents/guardians just have to be like#‘yea sorry Carl couldn’t make it to thanksgiving dinner he’s attending Ted the Turkey’s funeral’#do any of them know he turned evil once?!#do they all hate monogram bc he still won’t pay him?!!#many questions
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I keep thinking about a human arsenic blues AU where all the Yans have normal jobs. Like, I can totally see Beely as a crazy scientist, Hades as a mining tycoon or something, Cu a mercenary, ect and so on.
(Loki would just be a vagrant 🤦♀️)
WAIT I LIKE THIS, THIS JUST GOT ME THINKING!!!
okay, the gods obviously still rule the world, just not in the divine sense, but more in a 'they're part of the super elite 1% of the world who are super rich and own everything' kinda way
hades would definitely be a mining tycoon, and idk maybe he does some illegal human organ harvesting thing (cuz dead bodies; god of the dead, you get it). maybe he owns a lot of banks too (god of riches and all)
beelzebub definitely partakes in the organ harvesting stuff and other super creepy, super unethical, super illegal experimentation and shit. literally nothing he does in this au will be legal 😭
poseidon would probably still own the seas in this au tbh 💀 like maybe he owns a shit ton of business that are related to water; water treatment technologies, bottled water moguls, probably owns pearl farms, a bunch of organizations dedicated to researching and preserving sea life, etc. (and babie percy would inherit ALL of that in the future lmaoooooo)
apollo with modeling, authoring a bunch of books, acting, maybe he started a solar power energy company, he's probably a super important doctor too that gets requested by other super rich and important ppl, basically a shit ton of stuff cuz he has a lot of domains
loki would be that black sheep from the billionaire family type 💀💀💀 he just fucks off to do whatever; sometimes ppl wouldn't even recognize him as one of the super elite cuz he always looks like a fucking hot mess
anubis would also be something related to illegal business because of the whole death god stuff 💀
and CU AS A MERCENARY IS GENIUS. he'd be the merc who comes from a billionaire family (the celtic pantheon) but he mostly just fucks off and does his own thing that isn't related to what his family does OR MAYBE IT ISSSS related to his fam business, he just partakes in the illegal side of it 😂😂
percy would be percy but ✨Richer✨ she could either be poseidon's daughter from the start, or a bastard baby from a previous hookup he found out about and took in to raise as his own (so rags to riches type of shit).
anyways, because they're all still unhinged yanderes, percy would be homeschooled ("you're from an extremely wealthy family, it's safer to be homeschooled, my pearl" aka isolated) and beelzebub would still be her teacher (so sexy times lol). hades is VERY invested in his adorable lil niece so he visits poseidon's estate from time to time with innocent intentions ofc! apollo is obviously her favorite cousin (in his delusions) and her private doctor when beelie's not around, anubis and loki would be her besties, and cú chulainn as her bodyguard maybe??????
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I actually made these before the intro comic and I couldn't wait to show them to you
Only child
The only turtle Splinter was able to save. Because of this same reason, he is overprotected by his father.
Has suggested several times to go out and look for the others, but his dad just won't risk it.
Carries his brother's masks with him everytime he goes out, in case he finds them.
When Splinter made his mask, he asked him to make one for each of his brother's too so they could eventually use them.
Terribly frustrated and even more angry than cannon, due to both his dad's negative to find the others and not being able to find them himself
Still dreams on going to school and meet more people, or more like someone else in general.
Really likes hugs and hopes he's good at them. He is, but ofc no one hasn't told him yet.
Has a stuffed animal that keeps him company, a turtle named Spike.
His dad gave it to him when he was a toddler so he wouldn't miss the others so much when it was time fo bed. Splinter doesn't know he still has it.
Ran around the city until he found the Zoo. That's where he grew up.
Really connected to animals for this same reason. Often feeds strays and pigeons.
After the incident, rumors about alien turtles expanded around the city. They became kind of a urban legend.
Mikey, being the creative theater kid he is, eventually saw this as an opportunity to disguise himself and walk freely among the humans.
The trick was not to look too real in order to not stand out from the other mascots. He had to get crafty.
The most familiarized with humans, as he technically grew seeing them constantly and interacts with them daily.
Found by kid Rocksteady a few hours after being separated from the others. Was more than welcome by the other Mutanimals.
Both afraid and fascinated by humans.
He understands why the others are scared of them, but can't help but think it was a human who created all of them in the first place.
Is really conflicted with the idea of giving the humans the same treatment they had received for years. He believes it will become a cycle and won't really fix anything.
But he firmly thinks his family comes first and doesn't want to disappoint.
Super Fly's right hand.
Leads the team when the big brother has to attend other business.
Is the best at strategy and genuinely knows how to make the fam work together.
Can be intimidating when he really needs to in order to deal with the criminals. His BatMan voice is actually useful here.
-Initially raised by TCRI
It hasn't been that long since the Baxter Stockman incident. TCRI was still on alert and when they heard about the strange creatures that appeared one night in the middle of New York, a team rushed to the scene. They managed to catch one of them.
Baby boy was neglected of physical affection.
A turtle wasn't on Stockman's records, so they were really confused as to where he came from. Taking on account the previous encounter with the fly creature, they theorized mutants not only had powers, but they were radioactive too.
Lab... rat turtle?
Scientist quickly found out the mutant actually had the intelligence of a human toddler and a lot of potencial. Some of them were interested on trying to raise him like a child, but Ultrom, still with the idea of creating mutants just to be used as weapons, refused to this and only keep him around to study him.
Donnie was initially treated carefully, as they were aware he was technically a baby and didn't want to risk their only specimen dying. They drew only enough blood to have an idea what they were working with.
Unfortunately, before they had the chance to start extracting his blood to actually recreate the ozze formula, he escaped.
This happened during one of the first attacks of Super Fly to TCRI. Donnie was around four years old.
He didn't went too far though. He had been locked up his whole life and wasn't really familiarized with the outside world. He managed to stick around without being noticed.
You can guess how he got tech savvy.
He eventually stumbled upon anime and One Piece quickly became his favorite.
The 'found family' trope really got to him. He feels a connection with Brook, with the whole lost crew and being left alone for a long time thing. He is hoping to also find his own nakamas.
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I usually don't ask for this, but I would really like to know know what you guys think about it. Also, please point out any typos so i can correct them
This is part of the TMNT Scattered AU
#tmnt#mutant mayhem#tottmnt#tales of the tmnt#tales of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tottmnt au#tmnt au#tmnt alternate universe#tottmnt alternative universe#tottmnt leo#tottmnt donnie#tottmnt mikey#tottmnt raph#tottmnt donatello#tottmnt raphael#tottmnt michael angelo#tottmnt leonardo#my art#tmnt fanart#fanart#tmnt mutant mayhem#tmnt 2024#tottmnt scattered au#tmnt scattered au
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Society for the last five years (and counting)
Public health: Hey, so we're tracking this new trend of ovens possibly burning people. It seems bad, we're gonna need more data.
Scientists: On it, we're gonna learn about the oven and what causes burns.
Government: Okay, here's what they're saying about ovens and how not to get burned. Let's shut everything down until this burning passes and then we can go back to normal.
Libs: YES! You can do your part and flatten the curve so we can reduce the amount of burns!
Conservatives: I'm sticking my head in the oven. Y'all don't own me, you libtards! Even if the oven can burn you, I'm wearing this super special glove.
Scientists: That glove is for checking horse prostates. Don't do that.
Government: Actually, if you inject yourself with gasoline, you'll clean that risk of burns right out of your skin.
Scientists: Don't. Do. That.
Libs: We trust science! We care about people! They don't! Let's stay strong, people!
*months later*
Corporations: Hey, so, our profits-
Government: Say no more, fam. We got this. PUT YOUR GRANDMA IN THE OVEN FOR THE ECONOMY.
Libs: Look how callous they are! We're the good ones.
Public health: Actually, needing to be careful when operating ovens has been SO hard on the American people. You can use the ovens without mittens for a bit as a break.
*a year of rolling back measures*
Corporations: BUT MUH PROFITS
Government: Okay, y'all. This is cute, but go back to work. Tell them to go back to work. Public emergency's over.
Public health: Look, some people are gonna get burned using the oven. Mitts are cute but it's really about your personal risk tolerance. So just let those people get burned, they'll die off and we'll be good as new.
Science: Actually don't do that. Our data's clear, here's all the ways to get burned and here's how serious those consequences can be. Wear oven mitts. But we have this vaccine now and it WILL HELP. But we're not sure what the efficacy is yet. So let's be cautious until we have more data.
Public health: You hear that? Vaccines. Yummy, get them so we can be done with this!
Conservatives: God damn it, they're all tryna give us the pokey-jabby-stabby to try and convince us the earth is ROUND, to be liberal femboy sissies and get gay autistic married transes. FAUCI PLANDEMIC HOAX KILLARY CLINTON AND SLEEPY JOE. DON'T DO IT.
Libs: We trust the science! We're gonna get the jabby pokey stab and then we're done! No more mitts.
Science: Well, actually-
Libs: SEE WE'RE DONE! All vaxxed and relaxed. We trusted the science and now it's over! Back to normal! I've been DYING to do some baking. My mental health was so terrible when we couldn't use the ovens!
People following the science who don't want to get burned: Hey, I actually really liked baking too. But I can't really do it safely since there's not oven mitts anywhere and now people are just cooking with flamethrowers. That's not really safe.
Society: BUT OUR MENTAL HEALTH WAS TERRIBLE WHEN OVENGATE WAS HAPPENING AND WE WANT TO BAKE. IF YOU'RE SO FREAKED OUT THEN STOP BAKING FOREVER AND STAY HOME.
People following the science: But you just said the isolation was bad for mental heal-
Society: YEAH MY MENTAL HEALTH. MY PERSONAL RISK. MY BODY MY CHOICE I TRUSTED THE SCIENCE.
Government and corporations: Excellent.
*A few years later*
Society: New mystery burns are popping up here and there and they seem to revolve around a kitchen???? What's going on???
Government: It's nothing, shut the fuck up and go back to work. We beat the ovens.
Society: Okay!
Science: Actually, the vaccine DOES significantly reduce the likelihood that the burns will kill you, but you can still get burned, others can get burned, and you can still have long term health-
Public "health": No, yeah, it's nothing. Some people are gonna get burned. And that's bad, but also like inevitable? Make sure you wash your face before operating an oven.
Libs: It's all about personal risk tolerance. I'm not going to live in fear with oven mitts anymore! I NEED TO BAKE.
*months later*
Society: Why's everyone getting burns constantly?
Lather, rinse, repeat.
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hello lovely, i have an idea for a request! platonic!sully fam x human!reader; what if jake had a child on earth but haven’t seen them since he came to pandora or maybe he didn’t even know that he had a child. that child is now older and has also come to pandora. just jake trying to reconnect with his long lost child and them trying to be a good older sibling to their blue alien half-siblings. i feel like especially lo’ak would get well along with the reader since he’s had to deal with comments about his extra finger and eyebrows his whole life and maybe he would enjoy having someone to teach him about earthly things :3
꧁༺CONNECTION Part. 1༻꧂
Sully!Family x Fem human!reader
REQUEST ARE OPEN!!! :)
Warning: English is not my first language
Part. 2
Where you came from, the Earth was no longer as green as it once was, the air was no longer as pure and clean. The Earth had been destroyed by man and his selfishness. But you remember the stories that people told about a place a few years away from the Earth, a place where life exists. Where the richness of varying colors, the trees resemble those of Earth. This planet is called Pandora. A planet where the people who live there are called the Na'vi.
"Get ready to land." a voice said into the microphone. You opened your eyes again, waking up from your thoughts. "So Mrs. Sully are you ready for your new adventure?" said a military man who was sitting next to you. "Yes," you answered in a whisper.
When you left the interstellar starships, you discovered a new world, even more beautiful than you had imagined and seen in pictures. Outside there was someone waiting for you. "Ms. Sully, I'm pleased to meet you, I'm General Ardmore, I'm commander of the Joint Expeditionary Task Force." said the soldier. "Come, I'll show you around."
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"And finally, this is our lab, do you have any questions?" she asked. "What exactly is my mission, why did you send me to Pandora?" you asked, confused by your presence. You were not a person of the army and even less a scientist. Yes, you had very good basics of what was Na'vi and their culture, but then to know you here on this planet where people much more qualified than you was disconcerting. "You will know it when the time will come." said the general Ardmore.
General Ardomore was explaining important things, when she stopped. "Colonel Miles Quaritch, I have someone to present to you." You turned around and saw an Avatar. "Colonel Miles Quaritch, the girl I mentioned yesterday, Mrs. Sully." said the General in a firm tone. You see an expression of surprise and even almost anger when you look at the avatar's face. "Mrs. Sully will leave with you tomorrow."
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You were in the forest with the avatars. Hiding behind some plants. According to Colonel Quaritch, you had to hide behind the plants in order to catch the enemies, "They are approaching, prepare yourself", said one of the avatars. You didn't have the time to understand, that the avatar came out and raised their weapons on four people. "Put it down or I will shoot you" one of the avatars yelled at the young children.
Even though you were still behind the plants, too surprised by the situation, you could see the fear in the eyes of the four people. "Down on your knees, stop fighting!" shouted another avatar who then used his strength to put the tree Na'vi on their knees. "SULLY!!!" shouted Quaritch, "Come here and be helpful." You approached him and he handed you an electronic device. You could see the confusion in the young Na'vi boy's face when he heard your name. "What have we here?" said the Colonel with a smile. "Look Colonel check it, four fingers we have half breed." said one of the soldiers showing the four fingers of the girl to Quaritch.
The Colonel went to the other Na'vi, "Show me your fingers " he said in a strong voice . But, he answered only by showing his middle fingers. "You're his aren't you" Quaritch said with a smile. "YOU!! Come here" said the Colonel Miles. You approached him, while he gave you explanations of how to use the device, you had in your hands. You landed on a page with a picture of a Navi. You could see next to it the name -Jake Sully-.
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Any cryptid Tim Drake where he's not actually a cryptid he's just kinda weird making the fam freak out
When you're a clone who can fly, but somehow, your boyfriends the weird one.
'Cryp-Tim' by PrinceJakeFireCake
Author: @phoenixkaptain
Tim, who appeared out of the blue one night. Kon had actually jumped, because the last thing he expected to find in a cornfield in the middle of Kansas was Red Robin. Tim had looked at him for a long time in complete silence. Kon felt simultaneously like Tim was making notes of every exploitable weakness to murder him and like Tim was going to throw down a smoke bomb and abscond at any second.
Kon stayed still, because Tim was there and Kon hadn’t seen him in three weeks. He hadn’t even known where Tim was for those three weeks. He’d tried asking Nightwing, but Nightwing had looked vaguely haunted when he admitted he didn’t know where Tim was either, so Kon had left the topic alone. Tim being in a cornfield in the middle of Kansas was shocking for multiple reasons, but Kon was willing to accept it.
“Um,” Kon said, awkwardly, because it had been half an hour and Tim didn’t seem to be breathing. “You okay?”
“I’m fine,” Tim stated, then tore off his cowl and scowled at Kon. “That’s a lie, actually.”
Kon blinked. He tried to remember what he’d done to piss off Tim recently. The last time he’d seen him was when he caught Tim eating two whole boxes of pizza by himself in the middle of the night on the roof of Titans’ Tower.
Kon had asked, carefully, “What are you doing?”
Tim had responded, less than calm, “I think I’m a mad scientist.”
Kon had, eloquently, replied to this with, “What?”
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