#falaffel

[secular-jew]

The perfect Israeli falafel

[the-bees-are-beeing]

Dead on my feet, the trams didn't come so we had to walk, and then a diffrent one we took didn't drive all the way it stopped one stop early cause demonstration and just ughhhhhhhhg

[mistyechoes]

dude I desperately wanna be like an acclaimed author who shows up in cosplay comments sometimes I think that would be so funny

[octuscle]

Hey Cronivac Support,

I dont trust myself with the settings so i am asking you. I am Half German and half Moroccan, and I look German af. Brown hair, brown eyes, big smile and a really white skin. I am thinking what would happen if my appearance were based on my Moroccan genes.

Can you help me out?

Brother, chill out! Have a shisha. Just ignore that there's German shit in your body. Your dick is circumcised. You pray at least once or twice a day. Friday you also go to the mosque… It doesn't matter if there are still German genes in you.

Thursday morning. You will survive the last school year at the Gymnasium. What comes after that, you don't know yet. Something with languages might make sense. Your mother tongues are Arabic, German and French. And you are actually quite good in English and Spanish at school. But you also enjoy science. First lesson today is chemistry. Stoichiometry. Actually very interesting. But somehow you have more and more problems to understand your teacher. When he approaches you, you start to stammer. You can't think of the right words. "Youssef, you are welcome to answer in English, if that is easier for you." You sigh in relief. German is really a difficult language. And even though you have a German grandmother, German was never spoken much at home….

During the break, you hang out with your brothers. Talk about soccer, cars, the usual stuff. Smoke an e-cigarette to go with it. And you make an appointment for the afternoon at the gym. Then it's off to the workshop at the vocational school. Metalwork. Hey, you're not training to be a car mechanic so you can mill toys out of metal plates. You want to become a car tuner. And create really hot cars. Your vocational school teacher is from Syria. Fled a few years ago. He speaks much better German than you do. You've only been in Europe for two years. Your mother had the French and the Moroccan passport, so you could immigrate relatively easily. But you didn't understand why you had to move to Germany. Some of your pals now live in Marseille. You would have found that cool, too… But Stuttgart? Just because your father found a good job as an engineer here at Mercedes? Anyway, you're a fighter, you'll survive Swabia.

Lunch is at the snack bar of a former colleague of your father. He has saved up enough money on the assembly line for his own snack bar. And now he makes the best falaffels in town. On weekends, you help out a little. You can always use the extra money. And that way you also get the food cheaper. Since you've been in training, you no longer get pocket money from your parents. You are the eldest son, you now have to do your share to feed the family. And if you are the first to have a vocational qualification here, your chances of getting a permanent right to stay are also the best. If only it weren't for this terrible language…

Gym, auto repair shop, vocational school, Gym…. Your daily routine is somehow always the same. Your boss is also a Muslim, from Turkey, so you have tomorrow afternoon off to go to the mosque. But you also have to work on Saturday. But you are grateful that you have the job. And you can afford your car and the gym. It was not easy to come to Europe. It cost your parents almost all their savings. And now it's your damn duty to succeed and support your family. For that you learn to be a car mechanic, for that you sell falaffel on weekends. That's why you mop the gym floors and clean the toilets at night. You even study German for that. However, this has already brought you a few thousand followers. Your picture from the last workout has 800 likes after just half an hour. Let's see, maybe new opportunities to become rich and famous will develop. You have the right gene pool!

Pic of your latest workout found @tufas

[wikagirl]

honestly one of the greatest acts of localization was when in Destiny instead of making german Cayde love ramen they made him love Döner.

Like literally if you are ever in germany and find yourself struggeling, Döner is here to save you.

Work was shit and everything hurts and you have no energy to cook? Döner.

Hung over? Döner

Walking home from a party at 3am and craving a snacc? Döner.

Midlife crisis? Döner.

Your schools cafeteria serves worse food than most prisons? Döner.

Going somewhere and need a quick bite? Döner.

Stuck at the trainsation for 6 hours because Deutsche Bahn is doing Deutsche Bahn things again? Döner.

Don't want any meat? Falaffel Döner.

You actually want a healthy balanced meal? Custom order Döner.

you can even buy one and just lob it in the fridge and it's still going to taste good the next morning cold.

You just can't go wrong with a döner.

[kindalikechaos]

Spideypool Week Day 7 - Untitled!

Prompt: falaffel

is there falaffel mentioned at any point? no, BUT I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS PROMPT WHICH IS THE POINT- link to accompanying blog

Peter first ran into this guy in a red sweater on Monday. He was trying to squeeze through to grab his coffee and his backpack strap caught on a hook on this guys bag. There was a lot of frantic apologies and his burning face quickly left with his coffee. Complaining of the embarrassing encounter to Aunt May on the phone that evening.

The next week Peter was in line to get another coffee when the guy in the red sweater queued behind him. Now to say that Peter turned into a brainless sod as he walked to the barista manning the till, being able to spit out americano quad shot, please leave room for milk, and standing staring at the cold drink section until his name was called. Peter wouldn't deny it but he also would not admit to it. He was able to get his coffee and as he turned, he caught eyes with the guy in red. Safe to say there was another phone call about bright blue eyes to MJ that evening instead of Aunt May.

Next Monday, Peter didn't want to get out of bed. Uni was kicking his ass and he understood the lectures as much as he understood post-9/11 media censorship. Which was to say a lot of surface level things. Suddenly, starting up in bed, much to the surprise of his roommate, a grin formed on his face. He was going to see red sweater guy this afternoon. Peter promptly fell back inot bed, burying his face into his pillow. He did not have a crush.

Standing behind red sweater guy, and looking at his enormous shoulders, he totally had a crush.

[izzyeffinhands]

“Izzy!! We should do plunder Fort…” Squints. “Dustier.” He pauses, then, and leans in. “Wait, no. It’s not— yes it is. Dustier. No, wait… Duister…” He spells it out, then scoffs. “Thought I might call it Fort Swiffer Duster. I mean, what kind of names are these anyway? Fort Picasso, Fort Greenbean..” Not the actual names, but that’s what they sounded like! “Falasie… how do you say that one again, Izzy?”

“ Falaffel. “

@avastyetwats

[liraspins]

MOJO'S COMFORT LIST

comfort food(s): Toasted toast with nutella or other chocolate cream on it, fried chickem burgers, falaffel kebab (also best hangover food i shit u not), tortellini

comfort drink(s): banana shakes, grape juice with water

comfort movie(s): the sword in the stone, big fish, Howl's moving castle

comfort show(s): Bojack Horseman, Naruto, Archer, Shameless, Drawfee Show, South Park, ATLA, Star Trek Voyager, Friends

comfort clothing: these baggy, light fabric pants...what are they called, goa pants? Laaaaarge sweaters, comfy hat, fluffy socks, just anything that is way too big for me. And converse.

comfort song(s): Dude...I am a music person. So I'll just list the songs I've been enjoying for the last like month or so. Prophets Hang and Wolf Womb by Holy Locust, Like spinning plates by Bella Ruse, just ALL of the Beatles, especially Rubber soul and Magical Mystery Tour, No Quarter by Led Zeppelin, Waltz #3 by Elliott Smith, All Shpongle and Den Sorte Skole albums.

comfort book(s): Ah, you got me. Music, yes. Books...man... The Golden Compass, Reckless, just anything by Terry Pratchett or Walter Mörs (even named my dog after one of his characters)

comfort game(s): Hearthstone, Sekiro, Deponia

tagged by: @chrislaplanteplan tagging: you! him! her! them! anyone!

[beesmygod]

Bea after eating falaffels and Adam innocently striking a match to light up the huge cuban cigars he so famously loves. 7 deaths recorded, more news at 11.

farting so bad the co2 meter goes off

[nityarawal]

https://x.com/teslaownersSV/status/1900395405210509771?s=09

3/14/2025

A Smarter Protest

We Want

A Smarter Protest

From All Of You

Ashley Claimed

She Took One

For The Team

To Abuse Elon June

We Don't Want

Her Israeli

Surrogate

Soldier

Services

Or Attorney

Bribes

We Want Independence

From Jewish Cons

On Americans

At This Time

We Shield Elon

June

From All The

Surrogates

Pranks

Canada

Appears To Be

Floatin' In

More Militia

On Violence

Blowing Up

Cybertrucks In

Haste

Didn't They Take

Enough

14 Babies

In Frankenstein

Factories

Got No More

Eggs

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Hospital

Harvested Our

Moms

With Rabbis

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Out Doctors

Hasn't Canada

Taken Enough

With So Many

Celebrity Suicides

Hasn't Canada

Taken Enough

On Bribes

At Rewind

We All Have Militia

Drugged Up Cartel

Groomed On Jobs

You Gonna Retire

Your Felons

Or Keep Makin'

Them Grow

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Tired Model

We Saw It In

Australia

It's An Old

Tired Model

Turning Your

Country Into

Ex-Cons

Now Transvestites

Selling Tm.org

To AI

For Canadians

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Yogis

Americans

Aren't For Surrogates

Or War

To Subsidize

Fettishes

We Know How

To Make

Babies

Thanks To Grok

Our Breeder

Legends

Will Live On

In Mars

We Know How

To Make Babies

We Know How

To Have Fun

Get Those Oligarchs

Away From

Elon Musk

And Our Kids

It's Not Funny

What You've

Done

Daily Laughs

At Kai's

Namesake

And Vivian's

Loss

At Elon's

Expense

For Jenna's Junk

Daily Laughs

Maybe Kai

Don't Want

To Be

The Poster

Child

For A Oligarchy

Cackle

Daily Laughs

We Need To Go

Home

Daily Laughs

At The Expense

Of Gaza

Malibu

And Lahaina

Fires

You Know

Daily Laughs

Encinitasbeachhome.com

Isn't For Grabs

Daily Laughs

From Mad Pigs

Who Stole Our

Cybertrucks

Daily Laughs

DMV Recorded

On Alex Spiro

DOGE Graphs

Daily Laughs

Whilst We Fire

10 Employees

At America

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Today

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In Bitter Sterile

Fraud

Close It Down

We Let The Donation

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At AFL

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Stephan Miller

Don't Work

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Before Elon

Or Someone

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Close It Down

Let's Give Away

Cybertrucks

Need One Now

To Cross

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Range

Home

Now Insured

But DMV Won't

Call Back With A Qualified

Employee

Just A Little

Santorini

Picnic

A Falaffel

For The Road

Please

Big White Snow

Flakes

Cuddling With

Elon June

And Our Kids

Where's My

Cyberbeast

Baby

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Bros

Know It's A

Sin

To Keep A Mama

Waitin'

Where's My

Cyberbeast

Baby

Got No Data

Or I'd Take

A Picture

Of Me In

A Sundress

With A Blood

Red Moon

Snow Flakes

Fallin'

In The High

Desert

Hail Diamonds

Last Night

We Missed It

Baby

With Our X Phones

But Hopefully

We Have Our

Whole Long

Healthy

Lives

Peace, Love, Eternally,

Nitya Nella Davigo Azam Moezzi Huntley Rawal

Encinitasbeachhome.com

[xxslitmywrists666xx]

Im a big baba ghanoush boy

A real falaffel fella

[suedtirol2024]

Es ist die schönste Wanderung aller Zeiten! Das Wetter ist herrlich, die Landschaft ist grandios, die Wege sind wunderschön angelegt. Wir sind endlos begeistert 🤩 und sehen sogar Enzian - und nicht nur vereinzelt, sondern ganze Wiesen voll davon! Auf der Muttekopf-Hütte gibt es sogar ein paar vegane Gerichte und die Rote-Beete-Falaffel ist unglaublich lecker 😋

[borispfeiffer]

Genie

// von Boris Pfeiffer // Er merkt sich jede Stellung und spielt sie mit Vollendung weiter. Er ist der Besitzer meines Lieblings-Döner-Imbisses. Döner-Dürüm, Kalb, Hähnchen, vegetarisch, Falaffel-Döner, das heißt Dürüm in diesem Fall, mit scharfer Sauce, Kräutersauce, Knoblauch, ohne, mit Zitrone, mit Chilli, ohne, Salat, mit Bohnen, mit Mais, ohne, Zwiebeln ja, nein, Lahmacun, Ayran … Inzwischen…

[rhodonata]

man who runs the local falaffel place told me about his secret spicier chili sauce and i feel like he personally put a medal round my neck and kissed my cheek

[allyhillsinstagram]

[theroamingvegan]

Hummus hummus hummus!!!

Tel Aviv Hummus House- Belgrade, Serbia🇷🇸