#fake product

[slimelover165]

FAN CONCEPT 

NOT OFFICIAL 

I don’t know how many people are even still in the moon knight brain rot, but I am! Especially with the potential season 2 announcement. I’ve had the guy in the back of my pocket for awhile and wanted to share him finally. 

I may even have a few more up my sleeve if you’d like to see them!

Would you like to see a moon knight build a bare? 

Let me know in the comments 

🤍🌙Praise Khonshu and safe travels🌙🤍

 

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[this-is-not-a-slow-burn]

Jaskier buying these out of spite when Geralt declines to call them friends for the millionth time

[jacqueline314]

Violent Biscuit Bites

Serial Designation-J is brought to you by JC Jenson's Violent Biscuit Bites!!!

Snack on the violence.

[bryqe]

monster high non-official bazar cards sold in the 2010s

used to LOVE them ugh this memories

[lily-fulop]

Off-brand hot dogs, anyone?

[donutboxers]

🚀NEW! NUCLEAR ELECTRICS PRG1 M-420 🚀

With:

✧ A lightweight sleek new design and comfortable grip

✧ Easy to use Barometric frequency dial

✧ In unit COMMS device and AM Radio

✧ Scientist approved Plasma Induction Chamber

Thanks to wonderful innovation at NUCLEAR ELECTRICS Scientific Facilities our company is now no longer just a family brand! While we strive to bring comfort and efficiency to your home we also pledge our loyalty to our country and will be joining the fight, with our new Plasma Ray Gun 1 Model 420 we can bring our support to the front lines

Now for a mere $690.99 ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶦᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗᵃˣᵖᵃʸᵉʳ ᵈᵒˡˡᵃʳˢ You too can own one of our PRGs!*

*ᴺᵒᵗ ᵃᵛᵃᶦˡᵃᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉʳᶜᶦᵃˡ ᴾᵘʳᶜʰᵃˢᵉ ᴹᶦˡᶦᵗᵃʳʸ ᴾᵉʳˢᵒⁿⁿᵉˡ ᵒⁿˡʸ

NUCLEAR ELECTRICS sʜᴀʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʟᴅ ʟɪᴀʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴍɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ: ɪɴᴊᴜʀʏ, sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴏʀ ᴄᴏɴsᴇǫᴜᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ᴅᴀᴍᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇᴅ ʙʏ ɴᴇɢʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴍɪsᴜsᴇ ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜsᴇ ᴏғ, ᴏʀ ɪɴᴀʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛs

[sambirdyanim8]

That's right, folks. We're having our very first black Friday sale, and this year's hot item is Birdy the Burden....in doll form!

🫘 BEAN FIELD! (ALL THE KIDS LIKE BEANS NOWDAYS, RIGHT?)

☁️ SOFT! LIKE GRANDMA!

🗣 SHE CAN TALK TUYA

🗣YOU CAN TALK TUAH

ALL THIS AND MORE, BUT HURRY- THERE'S ONLY ONE IN EXISTENCE! DON'T MISS THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BE BIRDY'S FRIEND!

IN ADDITION TO YOUR PURCHASE, YOU WILL GET A 52 GALLON TUB OF SHRIMP!

[annebeanreal]

═════════════════════════════════════════════ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Shaula Establishment ◊ ☨The Healer's Cocktail™ ◊ § Strong Potion of Healing 540 g ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ ═════════════════════════════════════════════ «Your all-in-1 ailment ridding solution, the Healer's Cocktail™ finds itself to be the longest standing tonic of the Shaula Establishment. Beloved for its unique risotto flavour and petrichor scent. It has continued to serve well in the homes of families, friends, and adventurers alike from over the northern isles. ¶The ingredients though have changed from when it first hit shelves. The marvellous taste and remedying properties of the Healer's Cocktail™ have remained the same, making a fruitful companion for all occasions.» ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯ †Ingredients: -240 g waterbloom, ground ⇝ -110 g mudshroom, dried and ground ⇊ -100 ml water ⇖ -35 g onion, diced -20 g thyme -7.5 ml butter -5 ml olive oil -5 g galic, minced ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯ ‡Instructions for Lesser Potion of Healing for Sensitive Medical Conditions: •Strain the substance through a filter. •Pour 2 tablespoons (30 ml~) of hot water on top of the grounds. •Let the mixture sit for 3 minutes before use. ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ Ⱄ ❀ ─────────────────────────────────────────────

[forgingmeanings]

Azuriels horn cream!

keep your horns shiny and vibrant!

now with asbestos for a more flame resistent and longer lasting shine!

[lospadrespussysupplyco]

Los Padres Pussy Supply Company Presents:

Bed Gussets

Available in four deeply unsexy colors:

- Granny White

- Boring Beige

- Faded Navy

- Overstretched Grey

Uninteresting for the whole family!

(Seriously tho why would you buy this?)

[slimelover165]

FAN CONCEPT 

NOT OFFICIAL

Khonshu is here! This will be the first in a series of gods so keep an eye out!

Got a Job so posting might be slower, but I'm still trying to catch Tumbler up to my Instagram so keep an eye out

🤍🌙Praise Khonshu and safe travels🌙🤍

 

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[callmeriver-art]

fisher price play and learn centre presents the all new "My First PocketPussy" 3 different vibration speeds "WOW!!" Real skin like texture "SO SMOOTH!!" Easy to clean and safe for all skin types so all your tots can experience the amazing "MY FIRST POCKETPUSSY" from fisher-price

batteries and lube sold separately*

[96lace]

fake plushies ♬˚ ♡

[selkaycik]

*Product does not contain actual reindeer noses

[tilbageidanmark]

You say to-mat-o, I say po-ta-to

[musicfreegaming]

"Sleep Away" sounds like a weird energy pill