#fake peppino x reader

[bob-mirum]

*Hands Fake Peppino Catnip* let the madness begin

So, you choose death...

[nowheregoat]

Fake Peppino <3 Made something for @cosmica-galaxy and her Pizza Tower Y/N

[oldmanenjoyer]

Could you do peppino and fake peppino (if you do him) with a s/o who has anger issues? Oike they’re very easy to piss off but not quick to violence unless its pizzahead..she tried stabbing in a few times cause hea that annoying 😂 (its fine if your to busy, i understand)

How could you not be angry? So much with the world was wrong and unfair, and people were stupid and unkind, and it all made you so mad. Especially customers that were just. . . so rude. You wanted to tear them to shreds, but your coworkers were always there to help reel you back.

Peppino knew the feeling, and by god did he find solace in you. Together, you both could rant and rave without judgement, and together you built off each other’s grievances until you both exploded and collapsed.

Gustavo thought it was such an entertaining scene, how the two of you could get so worked up over several little things. And if Peppino was mad, you were mad, and vice versa. It looked gratifying, and luckily neither of you seemed to take it past these venting session of yours.

Unless a certain pizza man came by. But that was another scene.

Pep also kept you a little less ready to fly off the handle. It was hard to stay angry when his goofy grin was there. He had a knack for recognizing when you were getting fed up, swooping in and scuttling away with you to some cool, quiet place in the restaurant (usually the freezer).

Sure, Peppino would have a go at you both for camping in there, especially since your health didn’t take as kindly to the cold as Pep’s did, but it was better than a lawsuit, he supposed.

“Ah,” Peppino heaved a heavy sigh as he plopped down beside you, “what a jerk.”

“What an ass!” You agreed, just as worn out. “Can’t wait a minute for his meal to fucking cook??”

“His-a time is-a soooo important.” Peppino drawled, scoffing.

“He’s a big bad money-maker.” You mocked. “Don’t you know who I am? I’m the top brown noser at my accounting firm. I get paid by the square to wipe my boss’s ass with, so shit is money!”

Peppino guffawed, smacking you on the shoulder. “Ha! You-a should’ve let loose!”

“Would’ve,” you hummed, gazing up at the gooey boy that was hovering overhead, ready to intervene should fists fly, “but someone knew better than me, huh?”

Pep just huffed, chest puffed out in pride. Ham.

[cosmica-galaxy]

could you do some Fake Peppino x a fem Y/N?

asking for a friend 😳

Ayo, can you send your friend over here so I can talk to them? /lh /j

Have a domestic work morning with Fakey Boi!

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The sound of your alarm blaring wakes you out of your slumber and you find yourself slamming your hand down onto the noisy device in an attempt to silence it.

Groaning when it finally stops, you pull the covers away from your head. Revealing your messy hair and disgruntled expression to the world as you sigh in frustration.

Upon laying there dozing for a few minutes, you take notice of the secondary presence laying on your bed. You already knew who it was as you wordlessly smiled and turned over in the sheets, wrapping your arms around a familiar squishy midsection. You hear a familiar "mrrp" come from your lanky companion who was laying beside you in response to being hugged by you.

You snuggle into the soft midsection as familiar purring starts up just underneath your head and you let out a comforted sigh as two familiar hands press into your back. Locking you in a lazy embrace.

"Morning, Peppy..." You yawn, getting a slow and grumbling distorted response from the creature laying on the bed. His version of a "good morning".

You both lay there silently and embrace one another before you let out a sigh.

"Well. Time to start the normal routine all over again. It's Monday after all. Come on...we gotta get up, Peppy." You yawn once more, slinking out of Peppy's embrace as you sit up, ignoring the way he whines in an upset manner.

You sling your lower half off the bed and you stretch before standing up completely. Looking over your shoulder, you can see Fake Peppino stretching as well, letting out a large yawn of his own before his expression focuses on you and the semi-permanent smile returns. Seemingly unaware of the fact that his tongue is hanging out slightly. You couldn't help but giggle a bit in response to his expression.

Now, your shared routine begins.

You get up and head to the bathroom to clean up and get ready for the day while Fake Peppino topples out of your shared bed, like he does every morning, before striding off to get you some breakfast ready before you head off to work.

You brush your teeth, go to the bathroom, wash your face, and get your uniform on while the aroma of something cooking fills your home. It was certainly an improvement to when you lived alone...you couldn’t imagine going back to a work schedule where you had to go to work without eating breakfast.

You slip on a familiar work outfit that you have worn numerous times before effortlessly, it was almost scarily automatic at this point. But once you were ready, you headed into the kitchen, where your tall housemate was.

Fake Peppino's lanky form walks around your kitchen with ease as his malleable arms and legs bend and stretch across it with grace. It was almost hypnotic in the way he moved from one place to another so quickly. He then notices you taking a seat at the table and smiles widely at you and gives you a wave. You smile and wave to him in return as he collects your breakfast.

"So...what's on the menu this morning, Peppy?" You say as the clone in question pours you a glass of your favorite drink.

"Setelemo! (Omelets!)" He replies happily, placing a freshly made omelet down in front of you.

"Oh, wow! Thank you so much, Peppy!" You grin as you scratch his chin lovingly, enticing a series of purrs to come from his throat. "Remember to get you some breakfast too! You have to be at Peppino's in 2 hours!"

He nods before he turns back to the stove. Allowing you to calmly eat your food and both of you made small talk about what was on the agenda for this week.

Once breakfast is concluded and you’ve eaten, you take a peek at the time and let out a huff.

"Well...sadly, it's time for me to get to work. I'll be back home at my usual time...if they don't keep me for an overtime shift again." You sigh as you stand up and fetch the keys to your car.

Fake Peppino whines as he hurries over and places his long arms around you, causing you to let out a series of laughs. Patting his flexible arms gently, you turn to him and give him a hug, which he returns.

"Aww...don't worry, big guy! I'll be back soon! Someone has to pay for all these nice things after all! But, hey! At least you came free! Heeheehee!" You giggle as Fake Peppino gives you a couple of gentle licks before releasing you.

"Have a good day, Peppy! I'll see you when I get home!" You finish as you open the door and wave goodbye, trying to resist the puppy-dog look he was giving you, but you waggle your finger at him before you head out the door.

Some people may find your current living predicament strange.

A creature that's the clone of a local pizza-maker and is mixed with partial animal DNA is currently living under your roof and sleeping in your bed...but you wouldn't change a thing.

You love your tall goopy housemate and nobody would be able to change your mind about him.

[peppenispizza]

goofy guy

fake pep finds ya and snuggles ya (no warnings! cute stuff!)

Fake Pep (Aka just Pep) scootched up to you as you were finishing writing something, sitting on a stool. He had been following you all day, in the shadows. He’s very good at being quiet.

You looked up a bit kind..of...tensed up, you weren’t used to him yet. You had no clue he was even there yet until now. You didn’t even know about him.

“Y-” was all you managed to get out before he smooshed his cheek against your cheek, making a weird, croaking purr. It... was.. very weird, but also sort of cute. He was warm. And he sort of smelled like pizza.

“!etal s'tI !peels ot og ot emit s'tI“ He grumbled at you. You... just kinda looked at him weird. He kinda looked like Peppino? But not right.

“Uh y- who-” You kinda squeaked out.

“.onippeP onippeP onippeP onippeP“  He garbled out at you. You had heard Peppino talk about a weird clone scuttling around a while ago. You just never really expected it; Especially this close.  He looked... not as scary as you expected from what you heard... also a little bit silly. ...Maybe a little cute?

He huffed a bit and tugged a blanket towards you. Intentionally. Like he was trying to say something.

“I... okay, it’s late, I guess you want me to.. lie down? Sleep? ” You still looked completely bewildered, but he nodded vigorously. Almost comically.

He gave you a strangely cute smile; Making raptor hands and even doing a blep. He was.. almost charming, in a silly looking way. And he liked you, apparently.

“Uh...Alright, I’ll get ready for bed.” he made little happy up and down motions and made little weird noises the minute you said that.

You made a motion for him to turn around while you changed; And he did so until you said it was alright to turn around. He was even polite.

You mumbled it was alright to turn around, after changing. His head swooped around with a goofy expression that made you smirk a bit; His tongue blepping out. You scooted up on your bed and looked at the... very strange, droopy visitor that suddenly took interest in you, sitting on the edge of your bed and staring at you.

“Do... you... uh... want to come to bed.. With me? To sleep? Are you sleepy?” You barely knew why you asked that to this... oddly cute thing that resembled your friend.

He gave a garbled, gleeful, excited answer and bounced in place excitedly a bit before scooting up behind you, his face against your cheek and arms looped around you. You kinda jumped a bit as he gave your cheek a weird lick, but it wasn’t unpleasant.

This thing...he, was warm against your back, and he nuzzled his face directly under your chin, purring... in a comforting way. He wasn’t Peppino; But... Hell, whatever he is, he was cute. You gave an amused huff and leaned up to give whatever this thing was a kiss on the cheek; Making him let out a gasping happy squeak; snuggling his face into yours even more with a litte “eeee” at the end.

Cute. You are definitely keeping him.

[demon-firebreath666]

I LOVE IT-

Can I hold fake peppinos, pizzaheads, and peppinos hands? Please these three are my life-

Couldn’t think of how to draw the hand-holding soo🕺 group hug

[kartowka228q]

mleem!!

[xyloivan]

pizza tower ships tier list

sorry, not sorry

[d34dbunn1]

KEEP THE PEPPINO FANFICS COMIN PEOPLEEEE!!!! *said in the kindest manner*

[somegaymernerd]

I have been drawing A Lot lately lmao

[bob-mirum]

some doodles

[nowheregoat]

I love him, ok?

[oldmanenjoyer]

A vacation may have been just what you needed, but Pep disagreed. He hates that you’re gone, away from the pizzeria to where he can’t follow.

Pep loves his job, helping the smaller Peppino and friends make pizzas for the world to enjoy. But he also loves you a lot. You’re his favorite person, he thinks. You’re the only one he doesn’t seem to scare! And he likes the feeling of your hands against his face and hair.

Not to mention he gets reward kisses from you whenever he does well. It makes him eager to work hard and earn his kisses. Without them, he’s lost motivation to be efficient.

He kneads dough and chops ingredients in full view of the front door, staring it down as he waits for your return. Smaller Peppino may say you won’t be back for a few days, but you like to surprise him with visits, even on your days off. You say you need your dose of Pep hugs, which he happily provides!

Pep would wind himself around you and stay that way, if you and smaller Peppino would let him. Perhaps he should’ve done it anyway, then you wouldn’t be gone.

The bell above the door rings. Pep’s head snaps up so quickly it nearly shoots off. But it’s not you at the door. It’s a customer, one Smaller Peppino is rushing to greet. Pep melts into the floor some, only his hands remaining solid to continue his work.

“Don’t-a worry,” Gustavo assures the creature with a pat to the head, “they’ll be back soon!”

Pep just gurgles. Soon is not soon enough.

But soon comes the day the bell on the door rings out with a familiar voice. Your carol of “I’m back!” echoes through the pizzeria, and following it are the quick, heavy thuds of large goopy feet.

You open your arms in time to be tackled back out the door by Pep. You roll in a ball into the parking lot, full of laughter and purring as Pep tries to fuse himself to your skin. Your hands are on him again, rubbing and petting at his face and head.

Pep nuzzles into you, and is rewarded with a kiss to his nose.

“Miss me, big guy?” You ask, smile wide and toothy.

Pep kisses you back, big and sloppy on the cheek. Your surprise giggles make his purrs even louder, happy gurgles mixed in as he tightens around you like a snake.

“I missed you too, Pep.” You chuckle.

The others are shouting back in the pizzeria, calls of greeting to you and scolds aimed towards Pep. But he doesn’t care in the slightest, just happy to have you back.

He hauls you into his arms, standing as he walks back towards the pizzeria. You’re not leaving his side for a looooong time. Not until he’s gotten his fill of kisses, at least.

[cosmica-galaxy]

I love your fake peppino and y/n art because it’s just so funny to me that Peppino’s clone gets more rizz than him

They have exquisite tastes!

[peppenispizza]

kisses?

this started as a joke post about licking your face but it turned into fake pep making out with you okay

(fake pep/GN!reader. no warnings. he has a weird tongue but duh)

Fake Pep eyes you from across the room, hiding. He truly thinks he’s sneaky all the time, when wow, no he isn’t. You sigh a bit and lean back in your chair on your phone/laptop/book/whatever, knowing what was about to happen. You even had a pile of towels next to your whatever you sit in. Chair. Bed. Some shit. You could hear his tiny croaks like a bat at this point.

He scooted up FAST next to you and put his chin on the edge of your whatever-seat, and made his eyes focus on you. You pretended to jump.

“GAH- Pep- What-” was your normal response (why he never catches on is a mystery, silly thing). He grinned his weird grin at. you. You kinda sighed and patted his entire face a few times before running your fingers through his hair; Just how he liked, making him purr loudly while you looked at... whatever you were looking at.

Pep reached up and grabbed your arm, snapping out of your usual trance whenever he did this. You shook out of it.

“Oh. Hey, whats up?” you asked, but only got a weird, kinda goopy smile in response. ..Okay..

You looked around a bit and attempted to say something before he lunged forward, planting his.. lets say lips, onto yours and thoroughly startling the hell out of you. And good lord, was he determined.

You kinda let out a loud sound and kept pushing him, eventually making him pull away and look at you, tongue mlem-ing out of his mouth.

“Okay, you gotta ask before doing that. For one. And two, can you maybe not shove your tongue down my throat? My mouth is fine.”

His eyes blinked separately and he hovered over you for a moment before nodding quickly.

“Alright, good, you can keep going now, I just gotta put my phone on a chargmph-” Was all you managed to get out before he shot forward and mashed his lips on yours;

...This time ya kinda accepted the weird, long tongue shoving into your mouth and slithering against your own. You rolled your eyes a bit but hugged him by the neck closer. You could literally feel him vibrate with glee. ..His tongue tasted like fuckin pizza, typical.

Your poor phone died, though.

[filiazpink]

POLL 3 WHO IS DRESSING UP THE READER AGAIN GO GO GO