#noisette x noise x vigilante

[xyloivan]

pizza tower ships tier list

sorry, not sorry

[nomlioart]

merry rizzmas everyone

[thatweirdanchpvy]

[livemedown]

My art tablet is dying at the moment, so I can't draw anything special for my new fic, so I'll repost these sillies for now

[whereismyhat5678]

Sorry I haven’t been doing much art guys, I’ve been busy doing other stuff and trying to hang with friends.

I did do some of these tho for fun! (Do with this info as you please I thought it would be funny 💀):

Yeah there’s nobody pure enough in pizza tower to not commit a murder, sorry guys- 😭

(Although the only exception is probably Snotty-)

[pizzagame4000]

NOISETTE THEMED DOODLE DUMP ft. cheesecake and the spouses

copious hazel headcanons under the cut because i can’t help myself

first off: her name is Hazel 👍🏻 ik that’s a common one but it’s literally perfect… canon info to me

her favorite thing to do, besides making experimental food, is actually exercising! she’s an incredibly skilled acrobat and stunt artist, so she needs to be fit for that, but she also just enjoys letting the excess energy out bc she gets really cranky otherwise. she’s toned af and could wipe the floor with you - she doesn’t go around picking fights for no good reason, but if she did… heehee

she has such an unending well of passion for all of her interests that some find her to be too much but she dgaf… she’s unabashedly autistic and does NOT care if you don’t want to hear her infodump about obscure cheeseslime genetics, she will do it anyways

i like to think that, although she is very bubbly, she has an insane morbid streak that catches people off guard. she loves talking about anatomy and gross-out subjects to anyone who can stomach it, and cracks the most fucked up jokes - it’s one of the reasons her and noise get along so well. she is thinking about blood and guts because she thinks it’s interesting!!!! she will give you hyperspecific graphic threats of violence if you make her mad!!! teehee!!

i would put her at like… chaotic neutral but leaning towards good. she has an almost scientific fascination with violence and seeing what kinds of stress a body can take, and doesn’t mind watching shit unfold instead of helping… unless something actually super fucked up is going on (like way past canon typical pizza tower violence), she’s not going to bat for you lol she’s gonna grab a camera and clipboard

her interest in anatomy branches out into a love for biology, medicine and health in general - as much as she loves watching her boyfriend beat the shit out of some chump on live tv, she also loves studying how different creatures work and how to treat injuries. she almost became a doctor! but she didn’t like the rigid schedule and pressure, so she fostered her interest in dance and gymnastics, and went into television as a stunt double instead. that’s actually how she met noise! that’s why they look so much alike - she was told to inquire NTV for a job because of the resemblance. noise thought she was so cool she was asked to be his co-star instead, and they’ve been inseparable ever since.

sometimes she gets tired of the noisette persona, but she does genuinely like theo, so it’s hard. she’s been more busy with this NTV gig (that’s looking more like a full blown career) than she would like, so that’s why she opened her cafe - to do something else for once dammit!! she likes weird shit, food included!!!

i have two shipping scenarios i like, so consider these parallel universes - hazel x vigi, and hazel x vigi x noise

if you don’t like negative takes on the noise relationship i’d recommend skipping to 2 ^_^

1. her relationship with noise deteriorates bc noise can’t accept the fact that hazel doesn’t wanna be noisette all the time! they’re so busy, he barely even makes time for her anymore - he barely even tolerates her! it’s not until vigi comes into the picture that she realizes she doesn’t have to deal w that mess. but it sucks cuz noise isn’t just her bf, but also like!!! a big part of her career!!! and she does genuinely love him but he’s just!!! an uncommunicative ass!!! it culminates in hazel leaving him and crashing at vigi’s farm because fuck it, it’s her life she does what she wants. she will kiss the cheese AND rebuild her tv career, on her own terms this time baybee

2. noise and hazel still have that issue but they actually communicate like adults and fix their relationship problems, so none of that shit happens! happy ending! hazel has her own life and theo actually lets his gf know he loves her! woah! enter vigi, in: “we saw you across the bar and we really dig your vibe…” imagining vigi as a third to hazel and theo, completely out of his depth but too bisexual to care, is SO funny to me lol… like hazel and him are probably the only two together at first but over time he and theo warm up to each other more (gay intent) and it’s perfect

[jellazticious]

Help girl, I'm lost in the sauce

Suggestive one under the cut but yeah

[juliatv]

:3

[abbabunn]

You like noise x noisette I see, but what about vigi x noisette?

Meh... I like both :p

Why choose one when you can just take two?

The Vigilante is the character I'm the worst at drawing, but... I tried at least lmao

[paras1t1c-squ1dd]

pizza tower cats i drew while streaming on discord

[nomlioart]

some doodles

[thatweirdanchpvy]

Got bored so I made some little pizza tower guys (part one because I can only put ten images) (part two here)

[sillylittlegaymer]

Art dump

[livemedown]

some comfort doodles I did since its been a rough week. cropped doodles under the cut.

Just remember that proshippers, groomers, and their defenders are a small minority in this fandom. Don't give them power. Have a good night.

[cosm1nya]

My ship tier list

[alice-the-demon]

Hey Vittoria! What's your relationship with Peppino and the others from the tower?

Peppino

Gustavo & Brick

Pepperman

The Vigilante

The Noise & Noisette

Bruno (Fake Peppino)

Pizzahead

Vittoria's Q&A #6

(Sorry it took me a century to answer 🥲)

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