#fake friends suck

[starry-milkshake-fan]

in a good mood

dropped a fake friend, had some cake and tea, all is good 😎

[angelfruit150]

”friends”

Has anyone ever had like, let’s say a friend that has a “crush” on them?- now I’m using this to rant but, meh-

OKAY so In my friends group there’s a male (not saying name) and he essentially started hanging out with us since he transferred to our school- THEN after a few weeks he became friends with one of the people in the group and.. well then he started hanging out with us. He was really funny and stuff then..he started to date someone in class, more-so a NICE “Stanley girl” and after a few weeks (maybe months dunno??) they broke up- no big deal right? Then after that, he started liking other girls, EVENTUALLY TO THE POINT HE STARTED LIKING ME, (and sadly I did like him..a bit-) AND THE DAY I WAS GOING TO TELL HIM I LIKED HIM…he started dating my bestie- like no offense dude but that ain’t right- THEN AFTER BREAKING UP WITH MY BESTIE WITHOUT TELLING HER!! he liked me again- at this point I felt like I was considered the “second option” for him- and after back and forth on girls and stuff- FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, I finally agreed to date him, and the first time we dated I broke up with HIM because I had a lot of things going on and felt overwhelmed, the friends group split up for a while before re-uniting again….then for some reason I dated him again (LAST TIME DON’T WORRY) then the SECOND TIME (which was over summer break) he broke up with me saying “I like someone else, sorry 😭” OVER VR??? LIKE DUDE WTH?? And WHEN SCHOOL STARTED AGAIN HE WANTED TO DATE ME AGAIN AND HE DOWNRIGHT LIED TO ME SAYING “also I didn’t actually like someone else..I broke up with you because you like Welcome Home..” IM SORRY DOUCHE BAG WTF?? WELCOME HOME IS PART OF MY PERSONALITY(he needs a new one btw) Then he continues to like me- then YESTERDAY my bestie told me he has a small crush on THE ONE OTHER GIRL BESIDES ME AND HER, SHE ABSOLUTELY DESPISES HIM!!! Ain’t no way-

ANYWAYS sorry for me ranting I just REALLY WANNA WHACK HIM- and he’s still “in” the friend group but..(ME AND MY BESTIE AND OF COURSE MY SECOND BESTIE THE ONE HE HAS A CRUSH ON NOW, WE DONT REALLY LIKE HIM!!!) ALSO all of this was happening with drama added on from a new friend group member who was BEING MEAN TO EVERYONE- (NGL I legit snapped at her for using my second besties pronouns as an it, like MA’AM THOSE ARENT HER PRONOUNS AND YOU REFERENCED THAT IN AN OFFENSIVE WAY😡)

SORRY JUST A RANT!!

[egophiliac]

A guy who just wake up from a coma -> what did i miss?

Pomefiore was the last plot i follow before real life made me forget about our silly boys. How bad has the plot become now for our gang? Also who is that Gojo looking guy?

anon, I am so sorry and I mean this in the best way, but I do think episode 5 is the absolute funniest place to have stopped following Twst because shit starts escalating SO fast after that. episode 6 literally starts with a secret government shadow agency breaking down our doors and kidnapping students. zero to a million instantly.

and like...that's not even the zaniest thing so far? Ortho's hacked into the collective human unconscious. there's time travel (sort of). "Crowley might be Malleus' long-lost father" is a serious theory. if you'd told me any of this back pre-episode 6, I would have asked for the link to this unbelievable but highly intriguing fanfic.

also, episode 7 gave us (and then immediately took away 😔) the best character in the whole story:

[thenameischaosnoir]

How in the world do u make friends?????

[alienfailboy]

it's the fact that house

house

calls wilson his best friend and agrees when wilson addresses him like that.

[sillyscientists]

Just gonna say that mocking people for voicing their disappointment over the stream (spongebobscreamingwithflyingicecreamtruck.png “IN A CIVIL AND POLITE MANNER”) just makes you like. An asshole lmao. People are gonna be disappointed when they’re told they’re getting one thing and getting another no matter what, even if what they get instead is really good/funny.

[daydreaming-ace]

I think Taranza would want to be a dad, and has wanted this since childhood.

I'm now realizing this kinda conflicts with my shipping of Taranzalor/Magoranza, since Magolor doesn't seem like he'd want to be a parent.

I only realized this while writing a Magoranza fic. How do I do this to myself?

[angels-creative]

i hate being the main character I HATE IT

[boxeater8008135]

outlet for my opinion on chappel roan bc im in the void abt her

[coulsonlives]

All of these people acting like it's a cardinal sin and annoyance that people don't share their age like.. Are you serious. Stop it. Stop, and I hate this word but I'm using it, normalizing the idea that sharing your personal info is somehow required

Because this is the internet. You're on the internet. Anonymity is the name of the game here. Even if someone did have their age, do you realize how easy it is just to put a fake number

So stop it

[trenchcoat-full-of-snails]

I just keep winning!! *consecutive excruciating nightmares*

[statdical]

Fake thumbnail from when I played killer frequency and my friends were no help (affectionate)