#fake cult

[gummigoo-cult]

Hello!

We're the Gummigoo Cult, and if it isn't obvious, we worship the tadc character Gummigoo. Every Wednesday we sacrifice parmesan cheese to Gummigoo. Help spread the word!

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we are currently taking new members!!

If you want to join and new members are being accepted, just submit anything in the askbox asking for it or direct message either tinywafflerat or this account!

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Tags we use:

Gummigoo Supremacy : Gummigoo reblogs/very very important stuff

Ugh words : Answered asks.

Not Gummigoo : Self-explanatory, misc stuff.

Announcement : Anything from rituals to text posts to keep the community running.

Happy Cheese Sacrifice Wednesday: Every Wednesday we sacrifice cheese. we don't use this tag often but you can tag your cheese-related gummigoo stuff with this.

Amazing art!!!: art that makes me cry out of happiness

Amazing post!!!: text posts that make me cry out of happiness

Cult milestone: wooo milestone

Calling all cultists: we attack at midnight 😈😈😈

Join the cult: marketing

Caine war: Caine abuse 🥳

Princess x Ghost Propaganda: very unbiased stuff. not gummigoo though

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FOLLOWER LIST PART 2

Member list + Rank:

@tinywafflerat (Founder)

@gizmos-n-gadgets (Co-founder)

@ink-the-axolotl-rabbit (Spoon maker)

@willowthefoxxo (Builder)

@jaxfromthatcircus (Farmer)

@thea-lynn (Farmer)

@urkillerbxyfriend (Farmer)

@smellypotato741 (Exorcist)

@erii-com (Exorcist)

@somcdonaldsamirite (Blood Ritualist)

@psy-pug (Army Leader)

@mudder567 (Builder)

@eepythesleepy (Builder)

@booba-lover (Follower)

@zerothejackal (Follower)

@immabethehero (Follower)

@digitalhallucinations697 (Follower)

@wondercircus-official (Follower)

@sunification (Follower)

@thechaoticlittlejester (Follower)

@blanks-bullshit (Follower)

@batty-the-tadc-weeb (Follower)

@xxmoonduskxx (Follower)

@gfox-arts (Follower)

@triangularitydubs (Follower)

@poppyseedqueenz (Follower)

@alien-insomniac-05 (Follower)

@xaviercreator12345 (Follower)

@big-old-bee (Follower)

@cloverydreamertt (Follower)

@bagelwithseeds (Follower)

@l1zardiz (Follower)

@coolviper37056 (Follower)

@queeniesretrozone (Follower)

@thatonetwig (Follower)

@tboom10 (Follower)

@fluffybugz (Follower)

@sweet-dignity-pegususgirl (Follower)

@multifandomperson173 (Follower)

@creaturepastar (Follower)

@seaslug-enjoyer (Follower)

@leatherhead-the-gator (Follower)

@url0calcrvckhead (Follower)

@delawbutcooler (Follower)

[the-slumbered-minds]

Join us in this eternal sleep, it is pointless to stay awake in a world so cruel..

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Gravity Falls was strange, and the townsfolk even stranger, it seemed.

The twins had been unceremoniously dropped off on the side of the dusty road, the roar of the bus engine fading away as the driver wordlessly drove off without fanfare. The poor man had almost seemed close to tears ever since they had entered the thresholds of this seemingly innocuous town, all too eager to speed off and away while leaving the two children coughing and wheezing in its dust.

It had not even been a full minute since their lackluster drop-off before they became well acquainted with the oddly sociable and irritatingly chatty inhabitants of Gravity Falls. A single conversation with a pair of boisterous policemen already told them all they needed to know about the history of the town, as well as the whereabouts of their Great Uncle Ford.

"The Mystery Shack," the townsfolk had called it. It seemed as though their distant uncle had earned himself somewhat of a reputation amongst the locals. He was the town cryptid; the ever elusive mad scientist that lived in the outskirts of town in this so called "Mystery Shack". No one really knew who he really was; but everyone knew exactly who he was.

So, when the twins found themselves stood hand in hand in front of the rickety old shack, they hadn't really known what to expect when door had swung open with a deafening slam.

He was a strange man, their Great Uncle Ford. He seemed nothing like the cackling looney lab-coated madman they had imagined from what meager hushed information the townsfolk had offered them. It seemed as though the tales of a scientist gone mad that experimented on stray children that wandered into his spooky "Mystery Shack" was but a cruel rumor.

He mostly just seemed unhealthy, to be honest. His sickly, pale frame utterly drowned in the thick red woolen sweater that practically seemed to hang off of his lanky body like a second flap of skin. It made him look almost child-like, like a kid trying on their parents clothes; which somewhat diluted the intimidating effects of his looming height.

Although, the townsfolk's apparent fear of their Great Uncle Ford seemed to have some merit.

For one, Grunkle Ford really didn't seem all too human. He wasn't inhumane, per se; just, not entirely himself, if that made any sense. Looking at him was like looking at an incomplete puzzle; or looking at someone who you remember all your life wearing a hat, suddenly coming to work one day without one, and it takes a little too long for you to remember what is missing.

It was like Grunkle Ford had lost pieces of himself. Somewhere, to someone. His eyes seemed... almost empty. They were a little too dull and a little too opaque, lacking the lively shine of life everyone else seemed to have.

Another thing was that Grunkle Ford wasn't entirely alone. There was... someone else. The twins couldn't exactly pinpoint where, but they could feel its stare, whatever or whoever it was. They could almost feel its stare, a non-existent eye trailing a weird prickling sensation across their skin. The twins recalled the words of one of the townsfolk, a tall bestacled man with haunted blind eyes; although unseeing they could have sworn his gaze never seemed to leave them, as all he said was:

"Don't catch IT staring at you"

The twins had an odd feeling that IT was looking at them right now.

They didn't even notice when the pale bony hand of Grunkle Ford suddenly reached into their personal space, barely registering his words at all, much less the extra fingers that adorned each of his rough, worn palms.

They didn't take the hand.

If the twins had thought the outside of the shack looked decrepit, the inside seemed somehow even worse.

Every inch of exposed wall, ceiling or floor were utterly covered by sprawling symbols, summoning circles, and indecipherable words that seemed to be in an entirely different language than any the twins knew. They overlapped and tangled into one another into big, messy, red splotches of clustered nothings.

There were notes, diagrams on ripped pieces of aged looking paper scattered everywhere, with hardly any room for post-it notes squeezed wherever there was room. Lit and unlit candles were placed absolutely everywhere; either hidden in the dark corners or openly stood in the middle of the floor; sometimes in a circle, sometimes not. The melted fallen wax had coagulated into a hard white mess onto the floor; the smell of cheap vanilla scented candles intermingling with the smell of halloween fake blood (and Dipper was convince there had to be some real blood there, too) to create a sour concoction that stung their noses unpleasantly.

The shack was sparsely furnished with rarely any furniture at all. Not even a couch, the tables and chairs simply pushed to the walls to make more space for the endlessly swirling symbols and pentagrams. The twins were hesitant of stepping on any of the summoning circles, carefully sidestepping the candles and walking over the line of the pentagrams.

The attic, where they would be residing, was not much better.

Maybe they did end up in a mad scientist's house, after all.

[citrenecult]

Drew the Lamb, Narinder, and the Follower Bishops.

Some close ups.

[rydrake6]

I want to make an entire fake cult and bury evidence of it in the ground somewhere to confuse the historians.

[chalkrub]

finishing off oc-tober by drawing my spookiest guys, definitely not super late and just in time for halloween! which is a week-long event as we all know

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[rejectingrepublicans]

During his first run he answered “Two Corinthians” which sounds like the start of a joke. F—king moron.

[weatherbane]

area Durge willing to experience potentially unrequited love as long as they get to try brand new things such as TouchTM

[aychama]

Remember when I said I had plans for Ruri?

This is pretty self explanatory I think 😂

[cultistic-ann-aka-sannaliel]

Continuation of this

yeah, my Lamb can be a jerk and teaser sometimes

but he never hurted his Narinder (except for that one time when he had to be overthrown)

@aychama

bonus:

poor Nari-

[jekisatsu]

P.AI.nter album cover art.

(ignore "Thick of it" being inside there)

[bluebirds-stuff]

Tang bo return au inspired by ge's and azu1as Tangchung arranged marriage au

Something Something happens and chung myung ends up needing to be (faked) married for a short awhile so the tang family offers the hand of a distant tang cousin who's been making waves in the cultivation world and getting stronger during the last 3 years (*note that this is after cm is 21 ) who seems to REALLY hate the demonic cult and the great sects who won't meet each other until the wedding day

Now on the outsider pov we have people up and down making sure everything is doing good on said wedding night , and it is ..... except for the fact that said wedding grooms seem to be late for THEIR OWN WEDDING

Thankfully the mount hua disciplines see their youngest coming, not so Thankfully he's coming covered in blood dragging a (dead or unconscious ? ) demonic cult member and all of you are worrying about the poor groom who doesn't deserve to be tied down to this heart attack inducing menace ,except the groom ALSO Shows up covered in blood dragging a (also dead or unconscious ?! ) body without a care in the world, then all of you see your youngest FREEZE at the site of him as if he saw the dead coming back to life he did

And the tang groom freezes too and whispers in awe and confusion " taoist hyung-nime!? "

The crazy bastards proceed to drop the bodies and launch at each other with desperation

And all of you are hit with a horrible gut feeling that this isn't going to be a "fake" wedding after all .

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

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[mtsodie]

Show me the pathetic wet man (Kallamar), pretty please? 🥺

the slayer