#fake blog article

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

Hey Boss Babes <3

Hey, Boss Babes 😍😍😍 It's me, Glynda Glytters ✨✨✨, the social media 📳📳📳 coordinator (and Contest 🏅🏅🏅 Coordinator) for Mary Inkay Cosmetics!!!!! 💄🥰💅

FAQ (Frequent Asked Queries!)

How can I sign up to sell Mary Inkay Cosmetics?

You can sign up at www.maryinkaycosmetics.poke/sellers/Glynda-Glitters/starter-kit

Isn't this a pyramid scheme?

Pyramid Schemes are illegal, hun 💅💅💅

Your products gave me a rash!

Um, no it didn't, sweetie, our products are pure and natural! You probably just don't know how to put on makeup! 💅💅💅

Where are your products’ ingredients listed?

Nowhere, silly! What, you think we're going to let someone steal our formula? 😤😤🤨

How many kids do you have?

As a #boymom, I have three boys! Jaxen, Jaxon, and Jaxyn!

How much money do you make?

#sixfigures #retiringmyhusband #andnotwithachainsaw #unlesshedisobeys ✨✨✨✨✨✨

OOC Under the Cut

Ooc: Hiya, it's Xander again, back with another pkmn irl blog, this one's a fake MLM. Don't actually join a multi level marketing company, they're all scams lol. 

Since this a fake company page, Pelipper Mail is off, Magic Anons are off, but please please please send hate anons. Glynda is the cattiest mother of three who's ever existed. She wants to FIGHT. Please please please let her fight! 

[yuriplisetsky-rp]

Otabek Altin Cements Dominance With Fourth World Title

Continues to cement himself as most decorated Asian skater of all time

Saturday, March 23rd

MONTREAL, CANADA – Otabek Altin of Kazakhstan skated a fantastic free skate to win a fourth world title in a very competitive field. The 26-year-old was second in the free, with a score of 221.69 for a total score of 335.14. The most decorated Asian skater in history, he has had a storied career that many dream of and he is not over yet.

"I am determined to win gold in history," said the three-time Four Conitnents Champion. "It is the only senior title that I am missing." Altin has won two Olympic medals - a bronze in 2018 and a silver in 2022 behind Leroy. "I want to do it for my country and for Yuri."

Guang-hong de la Iglesia of China won the free skate and came within a point of overtaking Altin. The 24-year-old scored 224.26 for a total score of 334.38. “I’m so proud of what I did here today. I win would have been nice, but I’m glad to be able to skate so well,” said the two-time Four Continents silver medalist. “Altin is just phenominal. I am determined to beat him at Worlds one day."

2022 World Champion Seung-gil Lee of South Korea came up from fourth to win the bronze. Scoring 109.93 in his short, he scored 220.34 for his free skate, for a total score of 330.27. “I am honored to have skated so well,” said the 2020 Four Continents Champion. “I am very proud of how I skated, to skate a personal best and win a medal. It was a very good competition all the way around.”

Hometown favorite Leroy had a popped jump and only scored 208.37 for his free 319.24, ending up in fifth place overall. But combined with his young brother’s eighth-place finish, Canada keeps its third spot for next year’s Worlds.

[beneaththetangles]

First Impression: Fate strange Fake

Snowfield, Nevada. A young blond woman, Ayaka Sajyou, walks into a convenience store asking for a recommendation for a cheap motel in the neighborhood. She’s looking pretty shell-shocked, which is borne out even more as the conversation continues: she knows she’s from Japan, but can’t remember where exactly; she wants a motel with an elevator (?); and she overpays the guy in the store by a long shot, despite looking for somewhere cheap to stay. It comes as no surprise when she’s kidnapped as she wanders the sketchy neighborhood in a daze. Meanwhile, Faldeus, the self-proclaimed mastermind behind this fake Holy Grail War, set for the first time outside of Japan, doesn’t quite know what to make of this young woman, whom his surveillance system picks up pretty quickly. Things aren’t going so well for the police chief either, as his Servant, Caster, proves to be a lot more wily than expected. Over in London’s Big Ben, Lord El-Melloi laments the seeming Americanization of the new Holy Grail War, which appears to be turning into a bit of a game show. Only crazed teenaged-looking “old hag” Francesca is in her element, watching all these unexpected convolutions play out and possibly stirring the pot a little herself, challenging Faldeus’s mastery of the “game”. When Ayaka wakes up on the stage of a grand opera house, bound hand and foot, there are no answers at the ready, only more questions, as things take an even more unusual turn. Where does the fakery of this Holy Grail War begin and where does it end? Who is in control? And will there really be no Saber this time?

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[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

that one screenshot of that fucking clickbait ass fandomwire article about lauren thinking henry was "over-enthusiastic" about playing geralt is still at the very goddamn top of the fucking witcher tag im going to bash my head into a wall

[froodycartographer]

Worldbuilding communities are hard to sustain, because at some point you run into the issue of how to keep interaction going. This is less of an issue in collaborative projects, but for creating a community space for people to share their own worlds, idk I've seen that usually it just hits a saturation point where its hard to even have conversations about the projects because either all questions have been answered or just, its impossible to stay invested in everything.

[jaimemes]

... do you even do journalism? It is online and rotomblr, but I haven't really seen anything indicating it since started watching here

I LITERALLY ORGANIZE JOURNALISM MEETS EVERY OTHER SCHOOL DAY?????? tbh i should start posting snippets of our articles here....

[brokenyellowcrayons]

you should be a lot more suspicious of people who glorify martyrdom.

and you should be a lot more suspicious of a government who actively targeted and killed that man's family.... and one that has killed over 13,000 children in the last 6 months... and has forced nearly 2,000,000 people to the brink of starvation...

I don't know what you expected to accomplish with this anon, but i don't think it's gonna work. There is no condescending little message you can send me that will make me lose my values.

[thechaoscryptid]

Must my writing resume be "professional" and "optimized"

Is it not enough to say "am write goblin, trade money for words"

[fairy-ganj-mother]

i actually feel like i was in a hole for 8 years

[saurotitan]

History Explored: Silence at the Library

I'm trying something a little different, slightly stupid, and hopefully a lot of fun. Fake articles about history are fun, right? Just roll with it, I already made the new logo.

Editor’s Note: The following is a record of the Great Wifi Outage of July 2024, an event which will not go down in history due to how small its impact was. The outage is believed to have only lasted five or six hours, and only affected a single library in a small town somewhere in southern Wisconsin. This firsthand account of the event, penned by obscure local author Seth from his seat as acting…

[yuriplisetsky-rp]

Otabek Altin Halfway to Impressive Fourth World Title

Leroy, de la Iglesia in the hunt

Thursday, March 21st

MONTREAL, CANADA – Defending and three-time champion Otabek Altin of Kazakhstan is halfway to an incredible, and not often done, fourth world title. The 26-year-old skated a clean and fantastic short program to score 113.45. “I would, of course, love to end it on a fourth world title,” said the three-time Four Continents Champion. “I will accept any placement as long as I skate well. It’s a tough competition, so I know I am going to have to skate my absolute best.”

In the hunt, currently in second, is reigning Olympic Champion Jean-Jacques Leroy of Canada, seeking to earn a medal skating at home. He scored 110.87 for his short program. “I’m from Montreal; I was born and raised here; I train here,” said the nine-time Canadian National Champion. “Skating well at this Worlds is very important to me. I want to do well in front of all my family and friends. Worlds has not been a good competition for me, but I’m going to keep trying until it’s my last one.”

Three-time world medalist Guang-hong de la Iglesia of China is also in the hunt, less than a point behind Leroy with a score of 110.22. “It’s such a close competition; anything can happen!” said the reigning Grand Prix Final Champion. “I know I beat Otabek once, but that doesn’t mean it will happen again. I’m just going to do my thing, and let the chips fall where they may.” When asked about having a fourth world medal be gold, he said, “That would be great, of course! I just want to do two skates that I’m proud of.”

[lesbianralzarek]

slightly parallel universe where tumblr allows alphabets from other languages to be used in peoples urls, so 2012 bloggers used katakana phonetically to shorten their ridiculously long fandom urls that contained every single ship theyve ever loved so that the whole goddamn thing could actually fit onscreen. a few users started using khmer and sinhala and other alphabets that are hard for monolingual english speakers to parse solely so it would be difficult for most tumblr users to @ them and/or track them down to block. this lead to discourse blogs demanding that people post selfies to "prove" that they arent using arabic for "nefarious purposes" and saying blatantly racist shit like "i block people using sanskrit on sight" or "can you claim ancestral reasons for using ge'ez?". someone gets called out for race-faking because they use chinese but their icon is a white woman, who turns out to just be a fictional character that they like, and they actually are chinese. several prominent and terminally online leftist blogs make bizarre claims about how using alphabets they dont know is basically the exact same thing as paywalls on academic articles because its "hiding information from people who cant afford college". it all culminates in staff making a meme that reeks of "how do you do fellow kids" vibes about how only cyberbullies use bangla, which is widely condemned by literally everyone as being racist as hell, and any further alphabet discourse from then on is shot down hard by merely posting tumblrstaffbangla.jpeg

[ainews]

Mayonnaise, a common and versatile condiment found in many households, has recently been causing quite a stir in the world of speedboat racing for centaurs. Many have been left confused and wondering how such a seemingly innocent spread could create such hysteria in the centaur community.

The answer lies in the unbridled excitement and emotion that mayonnaise brings to the otherwise calm and composed centaurs. These legendary creatures, known for their strength and agility, have a deep love for the open waters and nothing gets their adrenaline pumping quite like a speedy race on a sleek boat.

But why mayonnaise? It all started when a group of centaurs were experimenting with different toppings for their sandwiches while on a break from training. One of them accidentally spilled some mayonnaise on their boat's control panel and to their surprise, it caused the boat to go even faster than usual.

Since then, mayonnaise has become an essential part of centaur speedboat racing. The mere sight of a jar of mayonnaise is enough to send these creatures into a frenzy, eagerly preparing for an exhilarating race. The creamy condiment has now become a symbol of speed and excitement for the centaurs.

But the hysteria doesn't stop there. During races, mayonnaise is used in various ways to give centaurs an extra boost of energy and speed. Some mix it with their water supply, while others apply it directly on their hooves for better grip on the boat's pedals. It has become a race tradition to have jars of mayonnaise scattered around the racecourse for centaurs to grab and use as needed.

Not only has mayonnaise added a new level of intensity and thrill to centaur speedboat racing, but it has also brought the community closer together. Centaurs from different herds now come together to share their love for the condiment and compete in friendly races, creating a sense of camaraderie and unity among the usually solitary creatures.

However, mayonnaise's role in centaur speedboat racing has not gone without controversy. Some traditionalists believe that the use of condiments goes against the natural purity and simplicity of the sport. But the majority of centaurs have embraced the addition of mayonnaise, claiming that it only adds to the excitement and does not take away from their unique abilities and skills.

So next time you see a centaur speeding through the waters with a jar of mayonnaise in hand, know that they are not just racing to win, but also to experience the electrifying and hysterical effects of this simple yet powerful condiment.

[ktempestbradford]

I have been on a Willy Wonkified journey today and I need y'all to come with me

It started so innocently. Scrolling Google News I come across this article on Ars Technica:

At first glance I thought what happened was parents saw AI-generated images of an event their kids were at and became concerned, then realized it was fake. The reality? Oh so much better.

On Saturday, event organizers shut down a Glasgow-based "Willy's Chocolate Experience" after customers complained that the unofficial Wonka-inspired event, which took place in a sparsely decorated venue, did not match the lush AI-generated images listed on its official website.... According to Sky News, police were called to the event, and "advice was given."

Thing is, the people who paid to go were obviously not expecting exactly this:

But I can see how they'd be a bit pissed upon arriving to this:

It gets worse.

"Tempest, how could it possibly--"

source of this video that also includes this charming description:

Made up a villain called The Unknown — 'an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls'

There is already a meme.

Oh yes, the Wish.com Oompa Loompa:

Who has already done an interview!

As bad (and hilarious) as this all is, I got curious about the company that put on this event. Did they somehow overreach? Did the actors they hired back out at the last minute? (Or after they saw the script...) Oddly enough, it doesn't seem so!

Given what I found when poking around I'm legit surprised there was an event at all. Cuz this outfit seems to be 100% a scam.

The website for this specific event is here and it has many AI generated images on it, as stated. I don't think anyone who bought tickets looked very closely at these images, otherwise they might have been concerned about how much Catgacating their children would be exposed to.

Yes, Catgacating. You know, CATgacating!

I personally don't think anyone should serve exarserdray flavored lollipops in public spaces given how many people are allergic to it. And the sweet teats might not have been age appropriate.

Though the Twilight Tunnel looks pretty cool:

I'm not sure that Dim Tight Twdrding is safe. I've also been warned that Vivue Sounds are in that weird frequency range that makes you poop your pants upon hearing them.

Yes, Virginia, these folks used an AI image generator for everything on the website and used Chat GPT for some of the text! From the FAQ:

Q: I cannot go on the available days. Will you have more dates in the future? A: Should there be capacity when you arrive, then you will be able to enter without any problems. In the event that this is not the case, we may ask you to wait a bit.

Fear not, for this question is asked again a few lines down and the answer makes more sense.

Curious about the events company behind this disaster, I took myself over to the homepage of House of Illuminati and I was not disappointed.

I would 100% trust these people to plan my wedding.

This abomination of a website is a badly edited WordPress blog filled with AI art and just enough blog posts to make the casual viewer think that it's a legit business for about 0.0004 seconds.

Their attention to detail is stunning, from how they left up the default first post every WP blog gets to how they didn't bother changing the name on several images, thus revealing where they came from. Like this one:

With the lovely and compact filename "DALL·E-2024-01-30-09.50.54-Imagine-a-scene-where-fantasy-and-reality-merge-seamlessly.-In-the-foreground-a-grand-interactive-gala-is-taking-place-filled-with-elegant-guests-i.png"

"Concept.png" came from the same AI generator that gets text almost, but not quiiiiiite right:

There are a suspicious number of .webp images in the uploads, which makes me think they either stole them from other sites where AI "art" was uploaded or they didn't want to pay for the hi-res versions of some and just grabbed the preview image.

The real fun came when I noticed this filename: Before-and-After-Eventologists-Transformation-Edgbaston-Cricket-Ground-1024x1024-1.jpg and decided to do a Google image search. Friends, you will be shocked to hear that the image in question, found on this post touting how they can transform a boring warehouse into a fun event space, was stolen from this actual event planner.

Even better, this weirdly grainy image?

From a post that claims to be about the preparations for a "Willy Wonka" experience (we'll get to this in a minute), is not only NOT an actual image of anyone preparing anything for Illuminati's event, it is stolen from a YouTube thumbnail that's been chopped to remove the name of the company that actually made this. Here's the video.

If you actually read the blog posts they're all copypasta or some AI generated crap. To the point where this seems like not a real business at all. There's very specific business information at the bottom, but nothing else seems real.

As I said, I'm kinda surprised they put on an event at all. This has, "And then they ran off with all our money!" written all over it. I'm perplexed.

And also wondering when the copyright lawyers are gonna start calling, because...

This post explicitly says they're putting together a "Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory Experience" complete with golden tickets.

Somewhere along the line someone must have wised up, because the actual event was called "Willys Chocolate Experience" (note the lack of apostrophe) and the script they handed to the actors about 10 minutes before they were supposed to "perform" was about a "Willy McDuff" and his chocolate factory.

As I was going through this madness with friends in a chat, one pointed out that it took very little prompting to get the free Chat GPT to spit out an event description and such very similar to all this while avoiding copyrighted phrases. But he couldn't figure out where the McDuff came from since it wasn't the type of thing GPT would usually spit out...

Until he altered the prompt to include it would be happening in Glasgow, Scotland.

You cannot make this stuff up.

But truly, honestly, I do not even understand why they didn't take the money and run. Clearly this was all set up to be a scam. A lazy, AI generated scam.

Everything from the website to the event images to the copy to the "script" to the names of things was either stolen or AI generated (aka stolen). Hell, I'd be looking for some poor Japanese visitor wandering the streets of Glasgow, confused, after being jacked for his mascot costume.

HE LIVES IN THE WALLS, Y'ALL.

[writer-logbook]

How to introduce your character in 3 steps

A friend of mine was the source of this very pertinent question. So I decided to write a blog entry about it. Because how do you introduce your character without sounding fake ?

Remember that, in real life situation, no one calls you by your name. Have you noticed that none of your friends is adressing you by your name, unless they're trying to get your attention or that something serious is happening ? That should be the same in your story : find a situation where it is relevant to use names. Or stick to nicknames, which is a more common way to address your friends.

Use another character. If you can’t come up with a situation, you can always rely on a side character to introduce your MC. It’s also the perfect way to describe your character rather than simply using mirror, which is convenient yet very cliché. But the fun thing to do is to make several characters talk about your MC : their opinion might go in different directions due to their relationships, their own sensibility and attention to details. It’s also a good way to breath life into your side characters so please consider that option seriously.

The reader doesn’t need to know everything, especially on the very first page. Unless the info is relevant to the plot, there is no need for the reader to know MC’s favourite food or eye’s color. If you’re on character-sheet-side (which I’m not btw), you should be careful about wether the reader the story will progress or not. Try to be balanced !

What I really want to stress in this article is the importance of action when introducing your character. You want the reader to know your character is courageous ? Put them directly into a situation where they can show courage. You want to describe their hair color ? What about that moment when the light is flickering in a way that gives their hair a peculiar effect that catches the eye of another character ?

Don’t worry, your creativity will always find a way ~

[tarotwithavi]

I get money, I am a star

How can you make more money? How can you attract abundance into your life?

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How to choose a pile?

Close your eyes and take a deep breath and ask the angels to show you the right pile for you and open your eyes. The first pile that catches your attention is the right pile for you.

This is a general reading, so take what resonates and leave what doesn't.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT 🫶🏻❤️

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PILE 1

You have a special ability to attract people, and that's because the way you see and understand life is very different from everyone else. I'm also getting the message that you can use your unique perspective and appearance to earn more money. For example, you could become a social media influencer or start your own blog where you share your opinions with others. You might even consider writing articles or books to share your knowledge, which could also help you earn more.

You have a talent or skill that could lead to great financial success. All you need to do is focus on developing it. This might seem like a random message, but I sense that some of you have hacking skills that could be used to catch online predators. You could make money while also doing something good for society, and you can do this without revealing your identity.

I also heard the phrase “secret superstar,” which might have special meaning for some of you.

You can attract abundance into your life just by being yourself. You don’t have to follow strict instructions on how to manifest things. You are fully capable of discovering new methods that work for you when it comes to manifestation. Remember, sometimes you need to "fake it till you make it." Don’t worry about what others might think or say; be the most confident and imaginative version of yourself. Believe in the impossible, and you’ll see it become reality. Dream big, and don’t hesitate to manifest the most outrageous things, even those that seem out of reach.

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PILE 2

I see that some of you are thinking about choosing a business major in college, and I want you to know that this is a great choice for you. I got the message that you have the potential to make more money by helping others learn how to manage and grow their own money. You could become a freelancer, offering advice on how to use money wisely, or you might even start a course where you teach people how to invest and handle their finances.

You have a special knowledge or skill that could be valuable to others, and you could exchange this knowledge for money. Some of you might also be excellent teachers, guides, gurus, or counselors. You hold the key to success—your ideas, inspirations, and whatever thoughts come to your mind right now could be what lead you to success.

I also see that some of you don't feel the need to make a lot of money; you just want to earn enough to live a good, comfortable life. You don't necessarily desire a luxurious lifestyle. Some of you could even become great spiritual teachers.

You can attract abundance into your life by growing spiritually. However, I also notice that some of you have been slacking on your spiritual practices. For example, something you used to do regularly, like manifestation, meditation, or journaling, you now barely do once every two weeks. These practices help keep you emotionally stable. If you start doing them regularly again, you'll notice a significant change in the energy around you.

At this moment, you need to focus on your studies and avoid chasing temporary pleasures. Concentrate on the things that will bring you long-term fulfillment and happiness.

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PILE 3

You need to break free from the cycle you're currently stuck in, and I'm getting the message that this may be connected to your ancestors. It’s possible that your family has experienced a fluctuating cycle of wealth and poverty over time. As a result, you might be afraid of making more money because you fear that you’ll end up facing the same ups and downs as your ancestors did.

I also see that you have a mindset of lack when it comes to money, and this needs to change. If you don’t shift your thinking, you may struggle to manifest more money in your life. Another issue is that you tend to overspend on things you want but don’t really need. Then, when it comes time to spend on something you actually need, you might find yourself short of money. It’s important to learn how to manage your finances better so that you have enough money for both what you want and what you need.

Some of you might be thinking about starting a business or entering a partnership with someone. This could be a good opportunity, but you need to be very careful about who you choose to partner with. For others, starting your own business could be a great option. I see that some of you are considering businesses related to jewelry, clothing (especially thrifted clothes), or decorative items.

You also need to let go of habits or memories that are no longer serving you. You can attract abundance by releasing an addiction or behavior that is holding you back. For instance, I see that some of you may be spending too much time on social media or on your phones. You need to be mindful of how much time you’re wasting on these activities. Instead, invest your time in something that will benefit you. If something isn't adding value to your life, don’t waste your time on it.

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