#fake Disney

[ladywaterfall]

Absolutely normal Mickey Mouse

[esperimentox]

[zipadeea]

Petition to get Ryan Reynolds to play Paul Blofis in the PJO tv show. Sally Jackson deserves an exceptionally hot husband, and Ryan and Walker have such great chemistry in The Adam Project that I just want to watch them work together again. Ryan Reynolds was made to play the clueless but loving and well-meaning stepfather, and tbh if this show gets popular enough I feel like he'd be into it.

[nortsauce]

Miles Edgeworth Investigations 3: The 7 Cases of Corruption (1992)

Over the 7 years Phoenix was disbarred, Edgeworth constantly asked him to fly over to Europe to “help with difficult cases” and “provide a different perspective.” In reality he was just helping Phoenix get out of the house we all been knew lol. Anyways weird girl assistant Phoenix time AGAIN.

[esperderek]

I have to have a chuckle at the Screenrant article posted recently about the Galactic Starcruiser, which totally wasn't about Jenny Nicholson's video honest.

In part, because early in Nicholson's video, she talks about how unnatural it is to have your influencers speak in adcopy and copyright rather than the more colloquial nicknames, and how it makes the people speaking about the product seem very insincere and, well, paid off. Because normal humans don't speak that way, but advertising does.

What's the first two lines in this article?

"As a life-long fan of Star Wars, there was nothing quite as exciting as finding out that I would be working on the immersive Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser experience. Located at the Walt Disney World Resort, the Galactic Starcruiser opened on March 1, 2022, and welcomed passengers to board a two-day, two-night cruise through the stars, during which they could live out their own Star Wars adventure."

No one talks like this naturally. No one writes like this naturally.

This is supposed to be your passioned defense of the place you worked at, the people you worked with, and the memories you made along the way. C'mon! Why don't you open with a story, perhaps an anecdote about the best moment you had working there, or the devastation of the day you lost your dream job. We need to feel your humanity! But there's nothing of that here, to the point where you can just hear the TM behind Galactic Starcruiser.

The first half of this article continues in this vein, reading like a press release Disney marketing put out, just with past tense rather than present or future tense:

"Essentially, the Starcruiser experience was a 48-hour movie that passengers were actually a part of. It was all facilitated through the "datapad," which was accessed through the Play Disney Parks app."

"To facilitate the overarching immersive experience and storytelling, the Starcruiser built a jam-packed itinerary for each and every guest that would consist of a variety of important activities: the captain's toast at muster, a bridge training exercise, lightsaber training, and more. These types of events were essential to understanding what was happening, as they would give passengers the chance to interact with characters and build their story. This is why the Starcruiser could never be just a hotel; every part of it was designed for enthusiastic interaction."

Like, c'mon. I used to work in television. I've seen and used adcopy in my former job, and this is some serious adcopy. It honestly wouldn't shock me if the author dredged up some old adcopy they had lying around about the topic and just transferred it over, changing the tense. You're not here to sell us this product, because there is no product to sell. It's gone, it's been gone for a year, you don't have to sell us on IT. Speak about your experiences.

The next part is yet another topic that Jenny Nicholson pointed out, the bad faith excuses that influencers and advertisers made for the extreme price point:

"What many people don't know, however, is that the price included much more than just a room. The passengers' food, park tickets, recreation activities on board, non-alcoholic drinks, and more were all included - with merchandise being one of the few additional costs on board."

Which is absolute bad faith reasoning, especially when there are plenty of other vacation options that are ALSO all-inclusive, but are MUCH cheaper and offer MORE amenities than the Galactic Starcruiser did! Including Disney Cruises, owned by the same company! Seriously, you can go on a halfway decent sounding cruise or all-inclusive resort somewhere warm for, like, a week or two and spend far less than GSC cost.

Then the last part is essentially: "All the workers liked working there and the bad reviews afterwards make the workers who worked on it feel sad. :("

Which, like, companies have been hiding behind that reasoning for ages. Curiously, the author never offers....any reasons or stories. WHY did working on it impact you so much? What set it apart, what were the people like, what did you like about working there, why are you so passionate about it even a year later? There's nothing, just a generic sort of "We worked hard." and "We're sad it's gone." Why? How? What happened? The video you're obviously writing this in response to is filled with personal anecdotes and stories, it's the backbone of the video! Again, you need to give us something to show your humanity!

Especially when you consider that Nicholson repeatedly points out that the only highlight about her experience, the only thing that kept the damn thing going was the workers.

She had nothing but praise for them, and nothing but contempt for the higher ups who wasted and abused that enthusiasm, to the point where one of her last points was "Hey, Disney is basically exploiting labor."

Much like Jenny, I'm also not condemning anyone who had a good time working there. Good! If you were having a good time at work, that's great. If you have good memories about the people, awesome. But I'll note two things:

a) That doesn't meant you weren't being exploited, and

b) That doesn't mean you have to be a useful idiot for the corporation you worked for afterwards.

I'm not conspiracy brained enough to go "Oh, Disney TOTALLY forced this article into being.", because a cursory examination of the author's prior works and such suggests a lifelong passion for Star Wars, she did work at the hotel, and she's a Star Wars Editor (whatever THAT means in this day and age) for Screen Rant. Apparently one of the heads of Screen Rant says that Disney had no hand in it either.

Though, I can see why people would think that way. It READS like a press release, not something a normal human being would write about an experience they feel passionate about.

[heartnosekid]

squishiesnmore on ig

[brixxcos]

What the interrogation scene looked like from Billy's perspective is just this:

[cupiidzluv]

5 days till christmas gng...

[kuzcoskingdom]

[garfieldstim]

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[eponinexxvii]

"You could've been nicer to me today" with the First Years

characters: ace trappola, deuce spade, jack howl, epel felmier, sebek zigvolt (separate) x gn!reader warnings: notes: okay this was the most popular it seems so here we are. also idk why i randomly went a different direction with sebek's. can you feel my favoritism towards him lol

[immersilly]

Morticia Dame Tsumsitter event card [Twisted Wonderland]

[esperimentox]

[lazymonth]

Come around, come around, the player. Welcome to the Mystery world of…

✰ Wøndergotten : The Føol’s escape ♛

¸ .　　★　° :.　 . • ° 　 .　 *　:.　☆

You’ll be playing as The Føol. Who’s lost, and trapped in the unknown world called Wøndergotten. Explore this mystery realm to find the way out, and learn about the history of this unknown land along the way…

But watch out! The journey might be not so easy. You’re not the only one in this world, and not everyone is having a kind heart to help.

Don’t worry, some of them might have a cold heart, but you still can find some good partners along the way. They can be help you in the journey for sure.

And at the end of the journey… you might found what you’re looking for…

So, good luck, The Føol! You gonna need that in this mysterious world of Wøndergotten.

[nortsauce]

Miles Edgeworth Investigations 3: The 7 Cases of Corruption (1992)

Part 2! Edgeworth’s investigations took a very dangerous turn, and they almosg had to abandon the evidence! Luckily for them, Phoenix Wright’s handy-dandy hat-camera was still rolling!

[venusdandy]

Fake Group Chats! (TWST x Reader)

(Yuu = Reader. Gender neutral they/them pronouns. Ace calls you 'mom/mommy' jokingly, but only because you're the mom friend.)

I made some fake chats with a few twst boys and Yuu!