#fairy!punz

[kayla-crazy-stuffs]

The wastaken brothers 5 years back

Punz was 9 and Dream was 1, almost 2 years old

Forgot the tag list

@local-squishmallow @brick-a-doodle-do

@i-am-beckyu I tag you because I think that you might want to see it too :]

[rat-rosemary]

If Tommy was a Tinker Bell fairy his name would be Silly Tumble and you can't convince me otherwise

[pomellon]

For Centaur au. What is Foolish like in the future? We’ve seen Punz. Are they still together?

They do end up getting separate for around three years. Punz gets captured by humans and taken to a completely different continent, and Foolish spend those three years traveling in search for him.

Punz lost his antlers and got most of his injuries from humans, but Foolish still have his and only have the scars of a shark bite on one of his legs. I will probably do a quick ref for him too, his antlers might have a couple of more points, and I was thinking of giving him grey cloak and some shark tooth necklaces, as well as some gold accessories!

[sundewhasaudhd]

I'd love to hear your dsmp headcanons when you have the time!

YES

I have multiple notes on my Notes app for this moment

TW: mentions of suicide, mentions of starving oneself, mentions of self harm

Tommy: aroace, he/him, 17, 6’1”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD, prosthetic leg. No voice claim yet. Very skinny and scrawny, like he would struggle to lift a gallon of milk. But also insanely fast. Demi god (through Kristen).

Tubbo: queer, trans ftm, he/bee, 18, 5’7”, AuDHD, dyslexia, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: David from Hilda. Pretty buff, I’ve also been seeing I good amount of chubby c!Tubbo designs, so I might do that as well. Goat hybrid.

Ranboo: pan, enby, they/them+neos, 18, 8’5”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, body dysphoria. Voice claim: Freckle from Lackadaisy. The most twink to ever twink, y’know, on account of being half enderman. Half enderman, half love god.

Wilbur: bi, he/him, 23, 6’6”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD. Voice claim: Red Guy from DHMIS. Another twink. Doesn’t help that he barely eats most days (most of the time it’s just because of the ADHD, but he has tried to starve himself as an [unsuccessful] suicide attempt). Demi god (through Kristen).

Techno: aroace, he/him, 23, 6’3”, AuDHD, social anxiety, depression. Voice claim: Sun Wukong from LMK. Buff. That’s all I have to say. Piglin.

Phil: bi, polyamorous, he/him, immortal, 5’11”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Bandit from Bluey. Again, same as c!Techno. Buff. Human that was gifted immortality, pointy ears, crow wings, and stick antler thingys.

Jack: bi-curious, probably not cis, he/him, 19, 5’9”, AuDHD, probably physically disabled as well, I need to think about my c!Jack design some more. Voice claim: Gyro from DuckTales 2016. Cyborg.

Niki: bi, demigirl, she/they, 29, 5’6”, AuDHD, anxiety. Voice claim: Bubblegum from Adventure Time. Fat and buff. Half demon, half human.

Fundy: gay, trans ftm, he/him, 16, 6’3”, AuDHD, anxiety, dyslexia. Voice claim: Steven from Steven Universe Future. Half fox hybrid, half siren.

Eret: bi, polyamorous, genderfluid, any pronouns, immortal, 6’3”, AuDHD, dyslexia dyspraxia, depression. Voice claim: Aaravos from Dragon Prince. Pretty curvy. Semi god (child of a demi god, that demi god being Herobrine).

Foolish: pan, agender, he/they+neos, immortal, 7’8”. Voice claim: Raine from The Owl House. Buff. Demi god.

Charlie: aroace, agender, he/it, immortal, 5’9” AuDHD. No voice claim yet. CHONKY :D. Plus sized c!Charlie my beloved. Walking piece of goo Normal human.

Quackity: gay, ambiamorous, trans ftm, he/him, 21, 5’8”, depression, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: Whizzer from Falsettos 2016. Duck hybrid.

Purpled: ace, polysexual, enby, they/he/star, 18, 5’8”. Voice claim: Louie from DuckTales 2016. Alien.

Punz: bi, agender, he/they, 25, 6’0”, ADHD. Voice claim: Zane from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts. Gold hybrid.

Ponk: gay, transfem, genderfluid, any pronouns, she/he preference, 34, 5’7”, ADHD, prosthetic arm. Voice claim: Mikey from ROTTMNT. Half lemon fairy, half human.

Sam: omni, male preference, bigender, he/they, 35, 7’4”. Voice claim: Raph from ROTTMNT. Creeper hybrid.

Dream: unlabeled, he/they+neos, 23, 6’2”, ADHD. Voice claim: Macaque from LMK. “Powerless” god.

George: gay, transmasc, any pronouns, they/he preference, 24, 5’8”, autism. Voice claim: Philip from The Owl House. Half mushroom fairy, half human.

Sapnap: pan, ambiamorous, he/him, 21, 5’10”. Voice claim: Finn from Adventure Time. Pretty buff. Half demon, half human.

Karl: ace, polysexual, ambiamorous, he/swirl/pop, 21, 5’11”, AuDHD. Voice claim: Bow from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (idk wtf to call it).

Bad: bi, demisexual and romantic, he/they/it, 36, 9’6”. Voice claim: Moxxie from Helluva Boss. Demon.

Skeppy: gay, transmasc, demiboy, he/it, 34, 5’7”. Voice claim: Percy from Lightning Thief the Musical. Diamond hybrid.

Puffy: bi, transfem, any pronouns, she/her preference, 31, 6’9”, OCD, prosthetic leg. Voice claim: Annapantsu. Goat hybrid.

Hannah: lesbian, trans mtf, she/her, 22, 5’4”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Katara from ATLA. Rose fairy.

Aimsey: lesbian, enby, any pronouns, 20, 4’11”, AuDHD, uses a walking stick. Voice claim: Hilda from Hilda. Bunny hybrid.

Boomer: bi, trigender, he/they/she, 23, 5’9”, ADHD. Voice claim: Ed from The Owl House. Frog hybrid.

Connor: ace, gay, he/zap/blast, 22, 5’7”, autism. Voice claim: Sea Hawk from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (still don’t know what to call it).

Schlatt: gay, he/him, 36, 6’3”. Voice claim: Haymitch from The Hunger Games. Goat hybrid.

Michaelmcchill: bi, he/him, 33, 6’2”, autism. Voice claim: Jake from Adventure Time. Panther hybrid.

Eryn: bi, demiboy, he/they/sharp/it, 16, 5’10”, ADHD. Voice claim: Leo from ROTTMNT. Half demon, half human.

CPK: pan, genderfluid, he/they/she/it/swish, immortal, 6’4”. Voice claim: Terry from Dragon Prince. Kitsune.

Callahan: gay, he/him, immortal, 5’7”, mute. Voice claim: no one. He’s mute. Demi god.

Alyssa: lesbian, she/it, 24, 5’5”. Voice claim: Sasha from Amphibia. Some sort of hybrid, I haven’t decided yet.

Tina: bi, trans mtf, she/her, 23, 5’3”. Voice claim: Candy from Gravity Falls. Half demon, half human.

Antfrost: gay, he/him, 29, 5’7”. Voice claim: Adrien from Miraculous Ladybug. Cat hybrid.

Hbomb: gay, he/she, 17, 5’8”. Voice claim: Launchpad from DuckTales 2016. Cat hybrid.

Vikk: bi, he/him, 38, 5’8”. Voice claim: Mr. Boonchuy from Amphibia. Parrot hybrid.

Lazar: probably queer in some way, he/him, 63, 5’10”. Voice claim: Fergus McDuck from DuckTales 2016. Gingerbread man.

Miscellaneous headcanons:

Cuddling with Quackity helps Wilbur sleep.

Whenever Tommy or Wilbur think about death, they play with the white streak in their hair 

When Dream was little, he used to draw his smile (TM) on stuff to “claim it”. Like, toys and shit like that.

The Syndicate gave each other hair styling tips.

The reason Quackity always wears a beanie is to cover his ears. For trauma reasons.

Tommy’s cardigan is made of Friend’s wool.

Sometimes Fundy, Foolish, and Sam spend the night at Las Nevadas, so they all have their own rooms there.

When Purpled winks, he winks both eyes on one side.

Karl has a bunch of those goofy ahh socks with like, fruit on them. You know want I’m talking about.

Dream’s birth name is Clay but he changed once more people started arriving in the SMP.

Techno plays violin and is teaching Ranboo.

Dream’s walking speed is the same as the speed walking of everyone else.

Bee duo wears their rings on their horns because Tubbo’s ring finger is busted and they wanted to match.

Fundy calls Eret dad, but not Wilbur. (Rip)

Ranboo’s a soprano.

Aimsey’s hair turns white in the winter.

Burger duo have to keep an eye on each other when they use knifes at the van. For… reasons.

Peer pressure duo practice controlled breathing together.

Techno’s bruh is a vocal stim.

Little Fundy used to jokingly bow at Eret.

Techno has reading glasses.

Techno’s hair gets really tangly if he doesn’t brush it after a day.

Callahan uses ASL to communicate and Alyssa’s his translator.

All of the fandom songs are written by the characters.

Ghostbur put stickers on his guitar.

Tubbo played softball/baseball growing up.

When Dream was in prison, he tallied the days he was there in the shape of a smile.

Wilbur sings and plays guitar to help Tommy fall asleep.

Charlie cries “human bits”.

Bad became really against swearing after he adopted Sapnap.

Wilbur taught Quackity how to play guitar.

Sam just saw George and Quackity all alone on the street and just adopted them.

Dream wears contacts.

Purpled’s UFO crashed on Earth when he was a little, so they don’t really remember anything about his home planet .

Tommy watches Bluey.

Tommy mainly listens to audiobooks.

Aimsey draws on their arm.

Kristen gave Phil immortality so they could always be together, but that caused him to only have one live.

Puffy and Schlatt are half siblings.

Quackity has a Medusa tattoo .

Before Quackity gave everyone in Las Nevadas rooms, Purpled slept in the van with Wilbur.

Boomer watches MHA.

Dream got a spider web tattoo on his elbow after prison break.

Hannah watches Miraculous.

Jack made Tommy and Wilbur matching chats.

It doesn’t matter how much sleep he actually got, Wilbur looks tired no matter what.

Fundy listens to the High School Musical soundtrack.

Karl was/is in the WoF and Warrior Cats fandoms.

Tommy sings Welcome Home and My L’Manburg to himself to help him fell asleep and/or destress.

Niki taught Tommy how to sew after Exile.

Every time Jack loses a life, he becomes more cyborg.

Phil started growing his hair out after Techno died.

Wilbur is that one annoying ass person that sings happy birthday well (everyone knows you’re not supposed to sing happy birthday well).

Wilbur masked for most of his time on the SMP (especially during the elections and Pogtopia) and only really unmasked after the people he was really close with.

Dream has retractable fingernail claws because of his limited shapeshifting abilities.

Sally and Milo are besties.

That’s it. I hope you like em :3

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which is the last pair You've been thinking about? (Asking for curiousity)

Torn between lying to you and finding some pair I never get to talk about to yell about on a soapbox. Or just being honest and saying awesamdrunz because its so constantly there I think its a permanent fixture now. I wake up? Awesamdrunz. I'm doing college courses? Awesamdrunz. I'm eating dinner? Awesamdrunz. Incredibly comforting, oversaturated and homey domestic.

I do think about other pairs though, in less consistency.

Niki and Punz: Listen, I can never remember how much I've talked about them but I think they are inherently interesting in their potential. If I wasn't so sleepy I could probably give you thirty paragraphs about why these two would be So Fun to character study and why they should be friends and why I need more interaction between them.

Michael McChill/Wilbur: Objectively the healthiest pairing for Wilbur. I'm not saying that MM could fix him, but he's the only person who could survive without becoming worse. Plus its funny as fuck. Wilbur is playing guitar on his couch and McChill has no one to blame but himself for setting up a radio station that allowed people to find him.

Tina/Hannah: Tina calling her "my" fairy is insane. The fact that Hannah is Egged and therefore has tentacle vines to fuck Tina with is also insane. Please imagine Tina in pretty battle armor going to save her Hannah from the Egg while Hannah tries to fuck her. Listen to me. There's very little yuri I can pull from this fandom without genderbending and I don't ship Niki/Puffy. Tina and Hannah have POTENTIAL dammit.

Dream/Philza: I can never get enough of this, for all that there's minimal content for it. I don't even have a good explanation as to why, it just delights me. I see it and instantly go Brrr. They need to be so abnormal for forever and I need to be in the front row witnessing it. Please let me.

Dream/Foolish: [REDACTED]

Tommy/Tubbo/Ranboo: I'm definitely too tired to go into depth about these guys and why they spin around in my head but like- tldr, in the CKAU, Ranboo and Tubbo got super divorced after it was revealed that Ranboo was working with Dream. Then Tubbo entered a relationship with Tommy, and then Ranboo also, separately, entered a relationship with Tommy. Except Tubbo and Tommy are also very much not okay due to both having So Many Issues. Tommy and Ranboo are fine though.

Fundy/Dream: god I wish I could have 500000 fics of these two to read right now. I love them. Send post.

[localsharkcryptid]

Official LSC DSMP AU Project List!

A few of these are just gonna have summaries as if they were books (mostly), since I hope to write them all some day or something similar!

Their respective tags will be in the tags section though I haven't spoken about a lot of these! Additionally if you have any questions at all feel free to send an ask or two my way, I genuinely do my best when I'm prompted to explain something so I'd be happy to answer whatever about whatever if people are curious!!

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Also note, when I list 'Relationships' in this case it means what usually would be a ship - I'm weird about relationship labels and pretty much every close dynamic is freeform to me/doesn't fit the usual romantic vibes, so just, any pairing in the relationship label take it as me listing it as a ship or just saying "HEY THEY'RE GONNA KISS AND/OR FUCK AND/OR GO ON BOYFRIEND DATES"

I love shipping I'm just iffy with the labels of dating/ships cause it's more complex to me - I see it as like qpr/romantic usually but anyways that's enough of my own qpr influencing me.

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Dragon Rider AU (DRAU)

-Will be getting an official title eventually

Main Focus Character(s): Dream & XD (Primary POVs)

Ensemble Cast (I think I have 90% of the SMP in here)

Relationship(s): Drunz, XDnf

A story separated into three large arcs, primarily following the young prince, Dream, who is presumptive heir to his kingdom's throne and his brother (XD) who reigns as King as they try to navigate their newfound positions in their kingdom and everything that comes with that.

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Mer/Siren AU

-Will also be getting a name eventually (Been calling it Fathom but not set on it yet)

Main Focus Characters: Dream

Ensemble Cast Mostly

Relationship(s): Awesamdrunz

Dream finds himself in the care of humans after unfortunately getting a bit too close to shore - becoming victim to net entanglement and proceeding to get himself more injured trying to escape. During his time at this little rehabilitation facility he makes friends and learns more than he expected about the world about the waves.

This discovery spirals quickly into a whole new ordeal, as the facility members aren't the only ones on the island who've found a mermaid - and soon news coverage starts going on about some 'rogue animal' attacking fishermen on their boats offshore.

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"What Keeps Us Human" TLOU AU

Main Focus Characters: Dream, Punz, Purpled & Tommy

Other characters work as cameos mostly, The Syndicate is important late game though!

Relationship(s): Drunz

The story follows the separate duos throughout their travels as they both make their way to a designated meet up spot - a place that initially was just for Purpled and Punz but both of them have picked up company, so now the duos face the threats of this post apocalyptic world alongside their own inner turmoil. In the end though, there is something better for them on the horizon.

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"Prisoner"

-Very Very loosely based on/Inspired by Damsel

Main Focus Characters: Dream, Sam

Pre-Doomsday Cast mostly

Relationship(s): Awesamdream

After a rather notable series of unfortunate events Dream lands himself imprisoned. It's an unfavorable situation at best which only gets worse as his slight... "hobby" of being a necromancer is revealed to Quackity of all people. So now he finds himself in the depths of an elaborate cavern known as Pandora's Labyrinth, getting tortured on occasion and at the mercy of a dragon who he's only known as 'The Warden'...

Sam is this dragon (think DND style dragon, sapient/can shape-shift/magic n all that but with the vibes of the one from Damsel/Khaevis) and merely a legend, a fairy tale if you will to the vast majority of the land. Dragons died out with magic, that is what is said, and sure some of them may have perished but he certainly did not. Now he's tasked with keeping Dream within his own lair, fueled by the promise that he's doing something good for the kingdom who lives in the shadow of his mountains and the other part of this deal that Quackity struck with him, a promise of information...

Though like everything there is far more to this tale, as secrets wait to be unburied and the most unlikely of relationships will develop.

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Other Projects - Mostly Ideas/Old Concepts/Things That Need Work or Are In Progress Just Not As Finalized As The Others

•Making at least ONE standalone AU for most of the Dream ships/and variants of said ships cause god I love poly dynamics (I'm also the multishipper guy ever and wish to give each ship enjoyer group a little treat also Dream deserves to kiss men and by men I mean all of them)

•The Good Ending - FUCK YOU DSMP HAPPY ENDING FOR EVERY FUCKIN CHARACTER, NO FAVORITISM, EVERYONE GETS TO BECOME BETTER!!!!

•Alien Isolation AU - Locking everyone on a space station with a Xenomorph, specifically THE Xenomorph from Alien/Big Chap, Dream is the final girl I take NO criticisms

•Subnautica AU!!!!!

•A Dozen or so Monster AUs For Various Characters - Nagas/Mermaids/Sirens/Werewolves/Werewhatevers/and so on, literally whatever I love monsters and the implications and you can't stop me.

•Origins SMP/Origins Mod Based AU but it's like casual fun

•Supernatural Town AU tm, a little town in a nondescript area in the Pacific Northwest host to all kinds of monsters, shenanigans ensue.

•Httyd AU, it's a must for me

•Various Hybrid AUs, more so just differing designs but like I'm putting them in the AU category cause usually the changes would mess with the plot a little

•Some sort of fantasy carnival/circus AU, Quackity runs the thing and basically did that thing of tricking people/making concerning sales pitches like with Las Nevadas but bigger scale. Also Awesamdrunz again and Dream's a fucked up rabbit creature (a wolpertinger)

•Rivals Duo but I force them into FNAF 2 and then the plot got elaborate - there's so much more to this than I planned, please send help

•Egg Apocalypse AU, based on RE:7 & Village

•The AU where I let George go powermad cause he decided to throw XD a bone and now has god as an attack dog (this one gets interesting)

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More To Inevitably Be Added

[michygranger23]

Hi!! Ok I said I was gonna talk about this since yesterday, but I went to see a movie, so that happened (I had a lot of fun tho lol). BUT!! I'm finally able to talk about the new AU's I promised about!! In this post I'll focus first on the Maleficent one, the next one will be the Steven Universe AU. Anyways, ONTO THE RAMBLE!! (Note: Wilbur is used as his c! self, not CC! one) "Discduo Maleficent AU"

Ok!! So, this AU will be mainly a pos!discduo AU (since that's what I do best and like more lol). I'm gonna go with the life-action movie since that's my favorite one haha.

In this case, Dream will have the role of Maleficent. He's a winged fairy and has the same type of wings as Maleficent, he has horns and his nails are sharp.

Anyways, Dream is an orphan boy that lives in the Moors, a place that all magical creatures live that don't follow under the human kingdom goverment that is besides them. Dream has the same powers as Maleficent.

Anyways, this part I'm still debating about it, but it's about Wilbur's role. I have two options here: 1) He takes Stefan's place, where he meets Dream in the Moors after trying to steal from it (he's an orphan boy like Stefan). Dream and Wilbur become friends and spent a lot of time together (not a ship lol/lh), but Wilbur's obssession with politics and power make him grew distant to the Moors until he no longer visits after many years later. And just like in the movie, the king (I think Schlatt fits here lol) asks his followers to bring the head of the winged creature that attacked him. And Wilbur cuts Dream's wings and becomes king. Some time later, he marries Sally (a princess from another kingdom) and has Tommy as his son.

OR!!

2) Basically the same as point 1, EXCEPT!! he's already a prince!! He's the son of Philza and Kristen Minecraft that rule the kingdom, Techno as his twin brother. I'm still debating a lot of details with this option, but basically is that Tommy would be Philza's son instead of Wilbur's lol.

But anyways, regarding which option we can go for, Dream is mad at the kingdom for the betrayal he suffered, and as revenge, he curses Tommy when he's just a baby to prick his finger with a spinning wheel and sleep for eternity at the age of 16, only able to be woken up if he receives a true love's kiss.

Regarding which option, the king (Philza or Wilbur) sends Tommy away to live in the forest for sixteen years and a day with the three magical fairies (I was thinking it could be Puffy, Hannah and Sylvee).

Tommy grows up without knowing he's the cursed prince, and he lives happily with his three aunts, he's a loud, chaotic and adventoruous boy who has a sailor's mouth most of the time lol, but has a really good heart.

During Tommy's growth, Dream always watched him from the shadows, just like in the movie, and he always saved him when the fairies almost got him killed. Punz (he would be in Diaval's role as the crow and Dream's right hand) would mock dream how he always saves the kid that he himself cursed to sleep forever, but Dream just tells him to shut up.

This can be different from the movie the way they do it, but Tommy and Dream finally meet up in person one day. I think Tommy would crack jokes about how it was creepy that Dream always followed Tommy in the shadows during his childhood, but he would indeed know Dream has been with him always, and maybe he thinks Dream is like his magical brother figure, since that's what he felt to him.

And just like how Maleficent and Aurora bonded over one another, the same happens with Dream and Tommy, they have a good time together during the years before the fatal day. One day Dream tries to break the curse over Tommy since he doesn't want it to happen anymore, but his own rage and words backfired him and the curse can't be lifted in any way, shape or form.

Meanwhile in the kingdom, whether it's Phil or Wilbur, they prepare to attack and kill Dream once and for all.

One day in the forest, Tommy meets a girl (Molly :D!) she's a princess from another kingdom that came to this kingdom to talk with the king by her father's instructions. She was gonna go see him in a month, just a bit after Tommy's birthday, which gave them time to know each other and have a good time together. Punz watched from afar as a crow and told Dream that this could be the girl that could save Tommy from the eternal sleep, but Dream tells him that there's no such thing as true love, he cursed him that way because it didn't exist (something he regrets deeply now)

When Tommy's 16 birthday was a day away, Dream told Tommy that he could come live with him in the Moors if he really wanted to. He told his aunts about his plans, but he soon was revealed the truth about everything. He went and confront Dream about what he said, and he was distraught to hear that Dream was the same guy that put a curse on his life. So he left to the castle to meet his family. Dream ordered Punz to find the girl before it was too late.

Tommy is able to reach the castle after a day's travel (on his 16th birthday), but he's locked up in a room so he can't prick his finger (the spinning wheels were burned and destroyed and put in the dungeons of the castle like in the movie). But the curse has to be done, so like in the movie, Tommy falls into a trance and the curse makes his way clear to the dungeons to fulfill the curse.

Dream and Punz managed to find Molly and they rushed to the castle before the curse fulfills, but just as the sun was setting and were arriving to the castle, Tommy pricks his finger and falls asleep.

They snuck into the castle and let Molly give Tommy a kiss as their last attempt to wake him up. But it doesn't work. And just as in the movie, Dream tells Tommy that he's deeply sorry about what he did to him, that he was angry at himself and the world when he cursed him, and that he swear to protect him for the rest of his days, and gives him a kiss in the forehead (platonic only!!/srs). And with this, Tommy wakes up.

I still don't have a good last conflict idea, but basically at the end Tommy and Dream live in the Moors together and Tommy is crowned as both king of the Moors and the Human Kingdom, unifying the kingdoms finally.

AND THAT'S WHAT I HAVE LOL!! This is just an information post!! I'm planning to extend the AU and talk about it deeply and maybe even make it into a fic!! Let me know your opinions about this!! I would also love to hear your suggestions for the points I need help with, I want to see what your ideas are :D!!

[stealing-the-smp]

All character names and species (will link bigger blogs of them and the species as we continue)

Gods and God like Immortals

XD - Xade - God

Foolish - Demi - God of creation, death, life, sharks, and gold

Drista - Dixie - Goddess of chaos

Eret - Mahogany - Glitchis

Lady Death - Foxglove - Avian goddess of death for when Demi stepped away for a bit

Philza - Castiel - Angel of death of a worker for Foxglove

Callahan - Antler - Xade’s “pet”

Slime - Slime tbh I can’t think of anything else - it’s in the name….

Karl - Patch - Time traveler that’s also a dream entity

Inbetween Overseer - Inbetween Overseer - Lower ranking god

Otherside Overseer - Otherside Overseer - Lower ranking god

Techno(a nod to him but original character mostly) - Orde - Piglin blood god

Velvet(yes he’s here) - Trix - ???

Mortals

Wilbur - Vian - Avian

Fundy - Cas - Fox anthro

Tommy - Chord - Avian

Tubbo - Bee - Goat hybrid

Ranboo - Ender - Enderman / ???

Purpled - Astin - Skywarian

Punz - Whiterose - Skywarian

Boomer - Frog - Human

Ponk - Aloe - Blaze hybrid

Sam - Sam - He’s a cat centaur creeper combination

Niki - Hydrangea - Cat creature / dragon

Aimsey - Nutmeg - Bunny hybrid

Guqqie(I’m finding her important enough) - Comet - Alien?

Jack - Cypress - Robot

George - Nightshade - ???

Dream - Asphodel - Fallen God

Sapnap - Aries - Part demon part diamond human

Bad - Muffins - Demon

Skeppy - Diamond - Diamond human

Eryn - Coal - Part Demon part Crystal human

Schlatt - Shep - Ram hybrid

Puffy - Komo - Sheep hybrid

Quackity - Franklin - Duck avian

Antfrost - Mantis - Anthro cat

Tina - Carrot - Mimicking Demon

Hannah - Hanulilly - Fairy

Seapeekay - Wisp - Fox anthro

New characters

Myotis - Vampire

Pumpkin - undecided

Benson - Benson - Starshine duck (he’s technically not new but he’s been made a actual member!)

Jeremy - Human

Milkweed - ???

Kids in order of age

Enoki - Mooshroom hybrid

Finley - Fin - Helper God

Sylbee - Beeatrix - Half Skywarian(yellow)

Shroud - Saylor - Spidershifter

Michelle - Morgan - Zombie Piglet

Kiwi - Kiwi - Half Skywarian(lime)

Yogurt - Coin - Arctic Fox anthro

Foolish Jr - Frazer - Helper God

Beenus - Beenedict - Half Skywarian(brown)

Michael - Mac - Zombie piglet

Weird beings

The voices the syndicate hears apparently fallen warriors and anarchists

My apologies to cut characters

[xomoosexo]

the way they called punz a flop recently cause he generally has like 1.5k viewers and that's literally what niki sits at usually too. as much as they love to have her name in their mouth when talking about Dsmp misogyny none of them actually support her in any non preformative way other than to constantly victimize her.

see you see men are evil violent creatures except when they are your fav and then they are exempt from being misogynistic and female streamers are helpless little fairies that only exist to spread pretty pictures of online and if they have a low viewer count it's totally not because you should probably watch more female creators

[kayla-crazy-stuffs]

Two families connected pt 2

HEHE, here I come with part two! >:]

part 1 here

Tw: Safe vore (it's only two or three lines tho)

A few hours passed when Punz turned around to go back home with the two cherries he had picked for his mother. He looked up at the sky, noticing how darker clouds were beginning to appear. 'Luckily I'm going back, otherwise the rain would have caught me... But... For some reason I have a bad feeling...'

He quickly took flight, heading home.

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“Sapnap..! Let the fairy out” The half-demon tried to convince his fireborn son. “But dad…” he said, pouting. "No buts sapnap. Let the fairy out, he doesn't know it's safe, so you're scaring him." Bad explained softly placing his hands on Sapnap's shoulders.

After a few seconds, the fireborn sighed. "Okay..." He moved away from Bad a little and closed his eyes, concentrating on pushing the fairy up. In a few seconds the fairy was back in Sapnap's mouth, who carefully removed him from it. Bad picked the small fairy up gently, holding him close as the little boy cried.

Sapnap looked a little guilty, his tail curling around his leg. "I didn't want to scare him, dad..." "Don't worry Sappy, he'll get over it in a while." Bad looked at the clock for a moment before looking at Sapnap again. "And... The clock reads half past three, which means..." Sapnap pouted, crossing his arms. "But dad, I don't want to take a nap...!"

"Sapnap.." The fireborn sighed, heading to his room. “Okay…” Once Sapnap had left the living room, Bad sat down on the couch, carefully inspecting the little fairy. Soon after, he gently began to wipe away the saliva that covered him. "...What's your name, little one..?" He asked as he continued to clean the fairy.

"His name is Dream." Bad looked up as Skeppy walked into the living room, sitting down on the couch next to him. “Dream? That's adorable.” Skeppy chuckled. “His mother named him, while I named his older brother, Punz.” He said, gently stroking Dream's head.

"That's a good name," Bad replies. Skeppy offers him a smile, but can't stop thinking about how his friend and Punz were doing. He hoped they were okay.

//

Punz flew for a while, finally reaching his home. "Mom, Dream, I'm home!" he said as he stepped inside, placing the cherries on the table. In a few seconds his mother gets out of her room quickly, approaching her son.

"Punz, Dream is not with you?" she asked, clearly concerned. Punz looked at her confused and also a little worried. "No? He was supposed to be with you…” “Punz, he went after you when he found out you went out…”

The confusion on Punz's face changed to complete concern. "What?!" He exclaimed, turning around, heading to the door of the house. "I'm going to look for him, I'll be back soon." he told his mother before flying off again. “Be careful, Punz…”

The young fairy quickly flew around the area, desperately searching for his little brother. He looked at the clouds, which were darker than before.

It would soon start to rain and he needed to find Dream before it happened. He continued to fly around before veering off. If Dream hadn't been met on the way, it meant that his brother had strayed from the path.

He tried to fly even faster, advancing a few meters, when he saw a human house in the distance. A thought that he would not want to be true crossed his mind when he saw the house. ‘Maybe Dream had been seen and caught by the humans that live in that house…?’ 

Punz shook his head, there was only one way to know. He flew quickly but when he had a few meters to go, it began to rain heavily, soaking his wings completely and causing him to fall to the ground hardly.

Slowly and shakily he rose from the ground, his body sore from the fall. He tried to move his wings to fly but they were completely wet. He walked closer to the house, carefully stepping onto the terrace to get out of the rain.

He didn't want to risk entering the house while his wings were wet, as he didn't want to be caught by the humans who lived there. He hid in a part of the terrace and once he was sure that the humans would not see him there, he closed his eyes. He was really tired...

//

Skeppy suddenly got up from the couch where he was sitting next to Bad. “Skeppy? Are you okay..?" Skeppy looked at him for a moment in silence before answering. "Yes... but... For some reason I feel like I have to check the terrace..."

Bad frowned in confusion, looking at the window. “But it's raining Skeppy, if the wind blows you could get wet..” Skeppy gave him a small smile before starting to head towards the entrance. "Don't worry, it will only be a moment." he finally answered walking out of the living room.

Skeppy walked down the hall, before long arriving and opening the front door. He walked slowly around the terrace, not noticing anything strange until his eyes noticed something in a corner.

He approached slowly, kneeling down once he was in front of it. His eyes widened as he recognized the small figure. ‘Punz..? What is he doing here..? Maybe looking for Dream...?' he thought as he carefully picked up the small body, noticing how cold and wet he was.

'So got you in the rain, huh..?' Skeppy held the small boy gently against his chest, walking back into the house and shutting the door close with one hand. He slowly made his way back to the living room, sitting next to Bad again.

The half-demon looked at the figure Skeppy was holding. "Skeppy...? Who..-?" "This is Punz, Dream's older brother, who apparently was looking for him but got caught in the rain.” He interrupted Bad before he could finish his question.

“Oh.. Poor muffinhead… I hope he doesn't catch a cold…” “Don't worry, he'll be fine, he just needs to rest. Although we will have to calm him down and explain everything to him when he wakes up…” explained Skeppy. Bad nodded, directing his gaze back to Dream.

It was just a matter of waiting.

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[noobsomeexagerjunk]

As promised @hopalongfairywren @routeriver @helpicant-stop

A probably forever unfinished excerpt to something I was supposed to call Nip the Bud. Feel free to dm me for more context on how that was supposed to turn out.

Canon divergent but barely/mostly canon compliant, headcanons galore, no ships, c!Hannah-centric

Working against nature rather than with it, playing into strength and pride rather than wit and principle, the fairy despised the men of the Dream SMP, and she loathed the men who embodied it well, especially those desperately trying to do so. Hannah suspected that they believed the illusion of belonging possessed by the culture of the serverland was going to fill the gaping hole in their souls. What bullshit!

Realizing that the aromatic water treatment she had been taught as a child wasn’t working, her mind began to wonder as to where else she could seek better medical assistance. One would think that some rose water would aid a rose fairy, but alas.

As she went to stroll about for her daily check of the server’s flower behavior, a regrown, tall plant caught her attention.

It seemed that Ponk’s lemon trees had grown back after several fires in the past few months. The one she was looking at had begun to flower (hence why it got her attention) though had yet to produce fruit.

Ponk was a human, dubiously a man, but yet seemed to both to qualify and stand out in the sea of disappointing folks Hannah encountered in the server. It probably had to do with his whole lemon tree thing.

As she went closer to further observe the tree, whispers and mewing began to cry out in Hannah’s mind, making her stop in her tracks.

The sensation was familiar, and that terrified her, reminding the poor fairy of her actions and her pains the last time an accursed set of plants began speaking to her in distinct voices. Though, she had to admit, the cat meowing was certainly new. It should not sound bothersome, but it was.

Hannah swallowed and rushed forward anyway, because it was her job to make sure the growths of this tree weren’t dangerous. The Egg has broken many habits, but this part of her nature it can never shatter.

Inhale, exhale.

“Your flowers smell nice,” Hannah whispered to the tree, using her magic to make one of its branches stretch out to her hand. The noises in her brain then began to become a bit more coherent, clarity in every carress of the magical lemon tree.

Chatter—the kind she heard from many allied chats that roamed the server—was what she was hearing, and this calmed her down somewhat. Ponk’s Chat must have been spirits tied to his trees, and how he valued these trees so much suddenly made a lot more sense.

This was an odd chat for someone who seemed as normal as Ponk was to possess. A spirit chat would be attributable to someone like the infamous Technoblade, or the reanimated Wilbur Soot, but these sweet voices belonged to Ponk, who shared the same wistful chaos and scattered wisdom he did.

Hannah smiled at the banter of the lemon spirits, chuckling before giving the tree a kiss goodbye.

In response, the tree dropped a newspaper on her head. Hannah then picked up what seemed to be the issue of that month.

"CONNOREATSPANTS FOUND DEAD AT LNV CASINO,” "WANTED: SOUVENIR SHOPKEEPER," “AIMSBUCKS REOPENING IN HOLLOW VALLEY—” The headlines were as exciting as usual, but one of the ads caught the fairy’s attention, “PONK'S CITRUS REMEDIES.”

She took out her phone and quickly called the number on the ad, happy that the apparent doctor's chat was happy to send her to his care.

Ponk answered right away, and briefly too, responding to Hannah's description of her ailments with a demand for an immediate visit to a set of coordinates.

The coords the doctor sent Hannah led her to one of the coldest areas of the server, an area notably much colder than Snowchester.

She shivered in her woolen shawl—a "pity prize" from Punz, after winning a week's worth of their (mostly) daily duels—checking again if she read the coordinates wrong.

Nope. Definitely it.

Once Hannah could spot the house—no, houses, apparently, she began to run, slowing down at the realization of where she must probably be.

This was factored by the sight of the baby zombie piglin playing with the absurd amount of dogs within the confines of the houses’ gate.

She hadn’t seen MICHAEL in a very long time, but she knew how valuable the child was to his parents. While the thought of getting the kid out of the equation would get some assholes from Kinoko off her back, it wasn't right to do it when the child was so loved to begin with.

There is a time for cruelty, and that wasn't it.

The piglin saw her and immediately waved in greeting. Hannah waved back and went towards the gate.

“Hello MICHAEL,” She greeted the child, “Is Ponk here?”

He nodded, snorting chipperly, and pointed to one of the houses. This one was marked by a mural of sorts.

That was Philza’s house. All Hannah knew about Philza was that Death followed him, that he was very old, that he was an angel, and that he was dangerous if provoked, treating blood as decoration rather than stains on his person.

MICHAEL broke Hannah’s train of thought by opening the gate for her, leading her by hand to the door of the angel’s house.

She thanked the child, conjuring a small rose bloom and placing it on his head. Once the child left, she knocked.

“Wait, stay seated, I can get it,”

“Are you sure, mate?”

“I need you to keep still for a few more minutes. Stretch your wings out a bit more.”

“Gotcha.”

Hannah had been greeted by Ponk, who opened the door to receive her.

“Sorry if I asked you to come here, Hannah,” He said as she walked in, “You and Phil have similar problems, so I thought it would be easier if I did your wings here as well.”

“It’s no problem,” She told him, understanding.

“Oh, and er,” Ponk turned to Phil, who was seated in one of the chairs in the house, sat next to a table full of medicines, bowls, potions, and gauzes, “Phil! Have you met Miss Hannahrose yet?”

Hannah turned to the angel, who nodded at her.

“Not properly,” Phil adjusted his position to let Ponk continue his work, “Welcome to my house, Hannah. If you need anything while waiting, feel free to go down to the basement. The bathroom and the kitchen are there.”

“Of course,” Hannah kept up a cordial smile, nearing the doctor and his patient to observe.

This was the first time Hannah saw Philza up close, and she was haunted by the sight of his wings. Phil’s wings were bird-like, and seeing the wear and tear of his wings was gruesome to look at. Many of the bones were charred and disjointed from awkward self-healing remedies, and much of the surrounding flesh was still red and exposed, standing out despite the fluff of his feathers, as well as the passage of time.

Ponk was rubbing the exposed bones like it was dull porcelain, dipping a cloth repeatedly into a solution Hannah couldn’t make heads or tails about.

“Are you cleaning his wounds, Ponk?”

“Oh no, this solution is to keep the exposed bone from going brittle,” Ponk replied, concentrated in his work.

“When I realized the flesh wouldn’t grow back, I called in,” Phil said, “which kinda sucks. My wings used to heal themselves before I came here.”

“Same!” Hannah voiced out, taking the nearest chair in the area, “Did they ever feel stiff during your first days here?”

“Oh my God,” Phil remarked with a relief he clearly hadn’t felt in a while, “I was wondering why these things got all fucked up when I got in spawn. Even before, well, before my wings got a lot more fucked up, I suddenly couldn’t fly anymore.”

“Jesus, and I thought it was the Egg that hindered my flight,” Hannah couldn’t fly during her first days too, wings stiffened like they were glass sculptures, “For a time, I did get them working again.”

“Ah right, you won that Clean Up Event!” Ponk interjected.

“Yeah, the Elytrian assist gift really put the magic back in my wings,” Hannah reminisced on her short period of blissful flight, “well, for a while anyway.”

Phil took a good look at Hannah’s broken wings, wincing quietly knowing just how much more fragile bug wings were.

“Is it too rude to ask?”

She sighed, “I was relocating for a new home, and I wanted to get rid of my old one. Boomer got a little too excited and blew up my house before I was fully outside.”

“Holy shit,” Phil was shocked, “Did you die?”

“Almost,” Hannah pointed at her wings, “these saved my life. I probably would have if I had lost the Clean Up Event.”

“I’m sorry,” Phil gave her his pity, “Explosives can be a bitch to handle sometimes. I would know.”

“Oh yeah,” Ponk was finished with the exposed bone, “Just like when you helped blow up L’Manburg!”

“As it should,” Phil spat back, asserting an authority to remind Ponk just whose house everyone was in.

Ponk showed no fear, unmoved while preparing another medicine, “I'm just stating the facts, Philip. Just stating the facts...”

Hannah watched closely Ponk mix together in a bowl a Potion of Healing, carbonated Ghast tears, and another substance Hannah couldn’t identify. The mixture had smelled heavily of citrus once it was being combined.

“Is that a homemade solution, Ponk?” Hannah asked.

“Yep! A healing paste enhanced with lemon oil and pectin,” Ponk took a bit of the mixture in his hand, “fresh from my trees, so you know it’s legit.”

“Of course, your trees,”

"I hope Chat was polite."

"Uh, of course! O-Of course, they were delightful."

Hannah then watched Ponk place the medicine on the exposed flesh of Phil’s wings. Phil pursed his lips as the procedure was being done, an indicator that the medicine stung a little.

“How bad does it hurt?” She asked Phil.

“Like your usual acid solution,” Phil inhaled, “But, er, you know—fuck! F-For your wings.”

Hannah sucked in through gritted teeth, imagining very well the possible sensation.

"How much longer until it's my turn, Ponk?"

"Give me an hour. Your wings might also take a bit longer than Phil's,"

"Oh? How so?"

"Well, scaly bug wings are far more del-delegate—delicate, sorry, than the feathery wings of a bird."

"Ah, of course."

The doctor, after applying the medicinal paste, prepared the banadages. They were clearly imported from other servers, the material unfamiliar. Ponk brushed disinfectant on the inner portion before wrapping them strategically on Phil's wings. He did his work with such precision that seemed like he had done the work forever.

The procedure indeed finished within the hour, leaving Phil to do some stretching before going down to prepare food for the guests.

Hannah caught him as she was being sat down by Ponk.

"How long have you been receiving the treatment, Phil?" She asked.

"Around May last year," Phil hummed out.

"Wow," That was a long time, "And there's been no changes?"

"Nothing's gotten worse," Ponk replied for him as he readied another set of medicines and instruments, "but nothing's getting better. Phil's wings have remained in that state of damage for more than a year now."

"And it is strange, y'know, how that is," Phil continued with an irritated concern, "I've spoken to my, er, to an important person I know, and as far as she knows, something's just fuckin' weird with the essence of the server, and it's preventing my wings from healing properly."

"You mean your wife, Philip?" Ponk was walking towards Hannah again, "Because i agree with her."

"I mean, of course. She's always right, after all."

Ponk and Hannah giggled at that remark.

"Of the many weird things in this server, there's been a noticeable trend of wound and injury stagnation," Ponk responded, "And it's growing more common. I have to resort to more… mysterious measures to get better working medicine."

"You mean the magic from your lemon trees?" Hannah asked, still intrigued by them.

"Yes, and it's a higher magic, our dear little fairy," He then gestured for Hannah to gently flap and stretch out her wings, "we all have our gods, our beloved higher powers that keep us afloat."

Hannah caught Ponk giving Phil a knowing look.

"I'm… going to make tarts and tea," the Angel descended downstairs, "I'll be back."

Hannah began to feel Ponk slowly pull on the edges of her ripped wings, the scratch and stretch weird and tingly.

"Does this hurt?"

"No, just don't pull too hard, Ponk."

"Of course."

What Ponk apparently did was dab and cut away the charred edges of Hannah's wings. This was the most painful part, as well as the longest. Once that was over, Ponk was speedy with the succeeding procedures.

"Are you feeling alright, Hannah?"

"It still stings, but it's not as bad as I thought it would be."

"Good, good," She watched him place the clipped wing scales in a bag, tying it closed with a pink string from one of Phil's chests, "you'll have to come back to me regularly for these next ones."

"Like you do with Phil?"

"Pretty much," Ponk then began to ready his medicinal mixtures.

"H-How many times do I—"

"Once a week. That would do."

"Is that how many times you come over to Phil's?"

"At first," Ponk went behind Hannah, applying the mixture gently on her wings, "but after some affairs on both our ends, I would see him once a month. We might make it like that once your body's used to the lemons."

[pomellon]

Tina in the centaur/creature au! :D

She’s a  selkie/fairy hybrid! When in water she will turn into a seal but on land her seal pelt turns into fairy wings that can look and function as a cape.

She ends up traveling with Foolish, helping the centaur cross the ocean in his search for Punz. She decided to stick with him once they reached the mainland, hoping to find some other fairies to help teach her about her magic.

[void-echoing]

so i have a dsmp au where tommy is an aspiring photographer trying to get through college (high school). he has the ability to teleport at will, but he can’t control where he ends up. he always ends up back in his bed with his camera at midnight in his home timezone. most of the time, he gets really cool pictures of landscapes or high-rise cityscapes.

the basis of this au is that over the course of one summer, he runs into tiktok aesthetic-like worlds and gathers charms or small items from the people he meets. when he makes a bracelet with all the charms, he can visit each of his new friends whenever he pleases. he doesn’t realise it at first, but he eventually stops aging at 18 and his new friends show no signs of aging either. weird…

one day, as he’s setting up a picture of an abandoned desert town, a kid comes out of a building, tubbo. tubbo is wearing a gas mask and protective coverings you’d see in an apocalyptic setting. tommy snaps the picture and gets talking. when he wakes up at home, he has a dark green rock with a hole in the middle and the picture printed out and placed on his nightstand. he dreams of tubbo for weeks after. (wasteland/apocalypse imagines)

the second time it happened, he found himself in a bright neon-lit city that he didn’t recognise. there were hovering motorbikes, holographic technology, and glitchy typography everywhere he turns. he meets ranboo and his kid brother, michael, here. when he wakes up, a neon purple computer chip lies on his pillow next to him, the photo in his hoodie pocket. he dreams of meeting ranboo and michael for weeks after. (cyberpunk, new wave edits)

then, over time he learned to swordfight prince technoblade in a castle (dark royalty and elaborate outfits), read with historian eret in a 1800’s-styled library (warmly-lit academia clips), zoned out to weird music with georgenotfound in a dream-like place that seemed just the slightest bit off (weirdcore slideshows), scammed people with quackity in a casino (gambling/las vegas edits), contemplated existence with alien!purpled in a mansion floating in space (space/galaxy animations), flew with a winged sapnap during a beautiful sunset (drone flying videos/sunsets), made kandi jewellery with a brightly-dressed karl jacobs (kidcore), went on a dusk-time drive with dream across multiple state lines while singing old songs (summer nostalgia), got business advice from a bootlegger named schlatt in a speakeasy in 1920’s new york (gatsby edits/hidden rooms/20’s music), learned to bake with niki in a small house in the woods (cottagecore), just barely avoided getting killed with jack manifold in an american small town in the 80’s (analog horror/stranger things apocalypse theories), became pirate captain puffy’s assistant on the waves on an ocean somewhere (sailing/pirate larp cosplayers), danced with fairies led by queen hannah rose (fairycore/playing in the woods), walked on top of abandoned trains with ex-mercenary punz (exploring old train yards), explored coral reefs with siren!wilbur (underwater cameras/professional mermaids), and that isn’t even the full list!

[quotemenevervore]

I must know you're thoughts on cats! My second eldest cat (also the fattest (we love his chub)) like to join people when they are on the computer, and he joined me twice! He is so cute I love him so much. Also, in SM who are all the hybrids and what are they a hybrid of (I wanna know what hybrid you would think Hannah and Callahan and Connor would be)?

-Gremlin Anon

Hahahahahahaha

I have three, with two visitors from neighboring houses

My biggest/oldest (around eleven) is a black cat named Bakino! I’ve had him since a newborn, we had to feed him milk he was so young. And he loves to cuddle. Then came Rylei, our tortoiseshell and only female and she loves joining me at the computer and sketchbook, and then out youngest (like three years old) a grey one named Smokey! He’s always outside though

Your cat sounds adorable too! I’m a cat person lol. They call me the crazy cat lady

And here’s our hybrids! (though I may miss a few)

Phil: avian (crow)

Wilbur: avian (dunno exactly the breed, maybe a crow as well. I’ve seen people make him a magpie though)

Techno: piglin (netherborn)

Quackity: avian (duck)

Slimesicle: slime

Foolish: totem/demigod

Sam: creepertaur

Purpled: alien

Fundy: Fox

Karl: shapeshifter

Sapnap: blaze (netherborn)

Bad: demon (netherborn)

Skeppy: gem golem

Dream: axolotl/dreamon? (Is that what the blobs are called?)

George: human (I kinda wanna make him a mushroom person though I’m not immune to mushroom hat/kinda Fae George)

Tina, Corpse, Antfrost are all cat hybrids, just different breeds

Hannah: fairy

Callahan: a reindeer hybrid

CPK: cat or fox (I don’t actually know which one his skins based off of)

Schlatt was a Ram, Tubbo is a goat

Ranboo is an enderman hybrid

Michael is full on piglin (just zombified)

Connor: mostly human, has a few traits that makes people think different things (the most common thought is him being a hedgehog)

Jack: he’s considered revived thanks to the incident with going to hell, but he’s still practically human

Puffy is a ram hybrid

Punz is an avian (a white-winged one, I haven’t decided yet)

Everyone else is either human, undecided or a deity

[chill-mcyt-art-reblogs]

Duo/Group Tags (N-Z)

Neapolitan Trio (Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit, Technoblade)

Neighbors Duo (Tubbo, Purpled)

Nuke Duo (Jack Manifold, Tubbo)

Pants Duo (Mumbo Jumbo, Goodtimeswithscar)

Ping Pong Duo (Punz, Ponk)

Pirate Duo (Xisumavoid, Zombiecleo)

Plastic Duo (Iskall67, Rendog)

Poggers Duo (Tommyinnit, Mumbo Jumbo)

Pool Duo (Iskall67, Mumbo Jumbo)

Potato duo (Technoblade, Squidkid)

Prey Duo (Technoblade, Quackity)

Pumpkin Duo (jSchlatt, Quackity)

Pyro Duo (Tommyinnit, Sapnap)

Quartz Duo (Iskall67, Vintagebeef)

Quirky Duo (WIlbur Soot, Tubbo)

Rain Duo (WIlbur Soot, Niki Nihachu)

ReEnchanting Duo (Rendog, Martyn Inthelittlewood)

Rich Duo (Keralis, Mumbo Jumbo)

Rivals Duo (Technoblade, Dream)

Rocket Duo (Jack Manifold, Niki Nihachu)

Ruler Duo (Rendog, Goodtimeswithscar)

Runaway Duo (Jimmy Solidarity, Martyn Inthelittlewood)

Sand Duo (WIlbur Soot, Philza)

Scottage Duo (Pearlescentmoon, Scott Smajor)

Shadow Fairies (Bigbst. Zombiecleo, Ldshadowlady, Martyn Inthelittlewood, Rendog)

Short Duo (Quackity, Georgenotfound)

Sky Duo (Grian, Pearlescentmoon)

Sleepy Boys Incorporated (Philza, Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, Tommyinnit)

Slice Duo (Docm77, Goodtimeswithscar)

Socket Duo (WIlbur Soot, Grian)

Soup Group (Geminitay, Pearlescentmoon, Impulse sv)

Sparkly Duo (Captain Sparklez, Scott Smajor)

Spring Duo (Tubbo, Aimsey)

Staged Duo (Dreamwastaken, Punz)

Stout Duo (Grian, Bdubs)

Sunrise Duo (Tommyinnit, Grian)

Sunshine Duo (Technoblade, Niki Nihachu)

Sunship Duo (Aimsey, Quppie)

Sweater Duo (Wilbur Soot, jSchlatt)

Swordmates (Grian, Ethoslab)

Taller Duo (WIlbur Soot, Ranboo)

Team Best (Bdubs, Ethoslab, Skizzleman, Tangotek)

The Fiancés (Karl Jacobs, Quackity, Sapnap)

Therapy Duo (Tommyinnit, Captainpuffy)

The Revengers (Tubbo, Technoblade, Eret)

The Syndicate (Technoblade, Philza, Niki Nihachu, Ranboo)

The Triplets (Tubbo, Fundy, Purpled)

TNT Duo (Wilbur Soot, Quackity)

Treasure Duo (Sapnap, Ranboo)

Triangle Duo (Grian, Tangotek)

Uncles Duo (jSchlatt, Philza)

Vault Duo (Awesamdude, Dreamwastaken)

Vice Duo (Tommyinnit, Quackity)

Waffle Duo (Grian, Mumbo Jumbo)

War Duo (Docm77, Grian)

Widow Duo (Zombiecleo, Scott Smajor)

Wither Duo (Grian, Impulse)

Wizard Duo (Joel Smallishbeans, Goodtimeswithscar)

Wonderbread duo (Grian, Scott Smajor)

Wood Duo (Rendog, Xisumavoid)

Work Duo (Grian, Zedaph)

[box-architecture]

Jet is in the really weird position of only 'technically' being a hybrid. The only hybrid feature Jet displays is the slight point of their ears. Their parent had been a fairy like Hannah, but genetics are a roll of the dice, and Jet otherwise passes as an ordinary human to most.

Unfortunately, hybrid hunters don't really see it that way.

Sam and Punz end up destroying a pillager base that was used as part of transport for hybrid hunters, and while most of the people there were able to be returned to some sort of family or community, Jet was alone, clinging to Sam's flank that made Punz's throat close painfully.

Dream wakes up, creeper cubs cuddled into his side, rabbit girl curled up by his head, to the sounds of Punz and Sam rummaging through the cupboards trying to figure out what Jet can eat. He feels like he should be more surprised than he is.

Jet spends two weeks in Sam's shadow, following him around and scooting away anxiously when the cubs get too close, too curious. Sam is perfectly happy to cuddle his Treasure and show them his Redstone and set them in his lap while he works!!! But when they manage to build a temporary room for Jet and tuck her in for the night, he frets and worries over how the other kids are feeling about this new addition, how his partners feel, will Jet ever become comfortable with Dream and their kids? Will they have to find someone else to take care of him?

All the uncertainty eats him up until Punz is drawing the curtains around their bed into a makeshift box and holding Sam to keep his anxiety from becoming a full blown panic attack.

Dream quietly tells Honeydew that Daddy was too tired to read her a story for bedtime, and offers his own stories instead, and that is when Honeydew huffs and decides she's had quite enough of all of this nonsense. She gave her newest sibling two weeks to come to her, been very good and didn't overwhelm them like Father asked, and now she was going to take over. Clearly they didn't understand the importance of bedtime stories, if they were tiring Daddy out so much.

Jet ends up being pulled outside by Honeydew the next morning, who leads them and two curious creeper cubs to the field just outside the house, sits them down, and demands they all make flower crowns. The creeper cubs are like 3 and so all they really do is roll around in dandelions (Lute) and sneeze from pollen until they get tired and fall asleep (Joy.) So that leaves Honeydew being very bossy and over explanatory to the most bewildered Jet about how flower crowns work and which dad was which and how bedtimes worked and why Jet needed to stop being so skittish because how were they supposed to play games when Jet wouldn't even look at her??? Honestly.

She demands Jet ask questions and tells them the Rules-

("you can't ask Papa to pick you up if it's a bad pain day. That's rude. And you can't wake up Joy and Lute during their nap times. That's also rude.")

-and makes a shooing motion at Dream when he comes out to see how they're doing. He makes a face. She makes a face back. This goes on for a minute while Jet watches, and Dream becomes significantly less scary.

"Why does he look like that?" Jet asks quietly when Dream goes back inside. Their eyes linger on the grooves deep in his skin, all the way up his arm and neck. Honeydew blinks.

"He got captured. Uncle Techno rescued him." She nods very seriously. "He told me so. He saved him from a bad place, like Daddy and Father saved you. So you can't be rude about it, okay?"

And this makes sense to them both because they're like 10 at most and when Honeydew eventually marches inside with Jet in tow, announcing that Jet wants spaghetti, Jet fidgets and sits by Dream at the dinner table instead of Sam.

"Hi." Jet whispers.

"Hi." Dream whispers back.

"Can I have some?"

"Sure."

And they work their way from there.

Jet ends up losing a lot of their anxiety as they get older and settles on being quiet but calm and introspective. They still have fears and worries, but they're a lot less palpable than Joy's. It helps a lot that Jet doesn't desire to impress so much as they want to just have a nice home, run a good business, make beautiful things. They're not looking to change the world in the way their other siblings crave

Random note: Jet becomes a mannequin more than once because child Honeydew likes to place dress up, and Jet, who hasn't yet discovered their love of colors and textiles, will often critique what they're being dressed with, while Honeydew nods accordingly and changes it up to match what they're saying. Lute is climbing into the jewelry chest because Pretty Shiny and Joy is looking at picture books on the bed while occasionally being draped in fabrics