#f/os as home>>>>

[platonic-qpr-selfshipping]

F/O: summer's so hot in here that I almost feel like I'm at home

S/I: heh, to be honest, in my case I don't even know where my home is

F/O: well, you will always have my arms. I bet they are warm, too

[inkadink17]

*Ahem*

So uh….

[starleska]

got myself a 60s-themed blorbo, a 70s-themed blorbo, AND an 80s-themed blorbo!! who shall be the ethically dubious, anachronistic, 90s-themed Sillyman to capture my heart? cast your votes now 😂

[selfship-confession-box]

Hey! I want to get into platonic/familial selfshipping but idk what to do or where to start... I'm no good at art and I struggle with motivation for writing. Do you have any suggestions? Sorry this isn't exactly a question

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[great-tusk]

I don’t remember if I mentioned it earlier, but I’m back home now and I’m SOOO worn out.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Honestly Biggest fucking shoutout to my f/os who turn into giant scary hot monsters 💖💖💖💖💖💖

[avas-wonderland]

The bookworm and the store-pillar

(Reblogs are encouraged, pr0ship/C0mshippers dni)

[horromcom]

i dont tlak abt barry on here a whole lot anymore but ummmm just know hez always nd foreever in th back of my mind. hez never going away

[eating-plastic]

Getting back into self shipping

So in case the few reblogs here and there didn't give it away, yeah I'm back into self shipping after falling out of love with it for some time. Here's an intro to my f/os because I realized I never actually properly introduced them before (whoops!). There are also a few ground rules I have for self ship stuff on my blog afterward, so if you don't care about who I ship myself with, then just scroll past those. Okay? Cool! Let's get a move on then!

Roller Ricky:

Roller Ricky is a minor character from the game Killer Frequency. He is a laid back, fun-loving guy who runs a roller rink in the fictional small town of Gallows Creek. Though he's friendly and sweet, he is not afraid to scare someone off with his rifle if they threaten his life or the lives of those he loves. Also he has trauma! Due to an awful prank that resulted in the death of one of his peers, he developed severe survivor's guilt that spiraled into him developing an alcohol addiction to deal with the grief. Fortunately, he eventually got help and therapy for his alcoholism and trauma. He also has an emotional support dog named Max, who he adores.

Honestly what's there not to love about Ricky? He's like, the definition of the ideal man (at least to me he is 🤭). He's sweet, he's caring, loves his dog, he's willing to defend the lives of those he loves, he's pretty easy on the eyes (not just in his canon appearance, but I've seen many different looks people have come up with for him and all of them are so handsome. Then again, I did fall in love with his voice and personality first). The first ever full length x reader fic I wrote was with him, which was pure unbridled self indulgence. After writing 3 x reader things with him and finding out what self shipping was, I realized that he was my f/o; that I loved him more than any other character I had written for (with the exception of my other f/o).

Our ship name is Heart Shaped Roller Rink.

Maison Talo:

Maison Talo is the antagonist of the game House Hunted. Though what you predominately see of him looks human, he very much is not. Maison is a REALTOR, one of the many species of creatures that live in the Uncanny Valley. His true body is a for sale house that can eat and digest living things, whereas what you see that looks human is actually a lure (like an angler fish). Soooo yeah, he eats people, but he's not necessarily evil per se, more morally gray if anything; it's just how he and his species eat and you need to eat to live after all. He's not heartless either, as he is still very capable of developing emotional relationships with others and even falling in love.

So when compared to Ricky, why on God's green Earth is Maison my other f/o (besides the fact that his lure form is hot as FUCK)? Well, to be completely honest I'm a lil bit of a "poser" as a lot of the love I feel for him is from headcanons I have written for him and less actual canon (to say that I cherry pick canon when it comes to REALTOR anatomy and such, would be a gross understatement lol). So yeah, I'd probably be considered a fake fan, it's the big reason why I've played around with the idea of him being my f/o, but only now am making it official. Whatever 🤷‍♀️.

To me (and once again, these are headcanons) Maison is very romantic. Like classic gentleman romantic. He'd also highly value his partner because I think he hasn't genuinely loved someone in a long time or even at all, so when he realizes he does love someone, he's gonna cherish them greatly. Also be uber protective over them as the Uncanny Valley is like, super fuckin dangerous. He would definitely spoil the shit out of you too (bro's not beating the sugar daddy allegations lol). Plus, you're getting a boyfriend and a free house! I also fell for him the same way I fell for Ricky: I just wrote for him a lot and realized "Hey, I'm actually not normal about this character at all." While Ricky was my first x reader fic, Maison was my first x reader thing period.

I just feel like I have to justify why Maison is my other f/o because yeah he is a lil pretentious about being the "Number 1 REALTOR in the Uncanny Valley" and the fact that he eats people, but hey no one's perfect.

Our ship name is Home Sweet Home.

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With that outta the way, here are some rules for self ship stuff on my blog:

1.) I am okay with sharing my f/os

2.) Shipping discourse is absolutely NOT allowed on this blog. The whole reason I fell out of love with self shipping was because of the proship vs antiship bullshit. I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna deal with it, which leads into...

3.) Anyone is allowed to interact with my blog and my self ship posts. I also take the time to look at self ship posts to make sure they don't have any form of a DNI on them or in the tags before reblogging them

I want this blog to be a space for positivity always, especially when it comes to self shipping because it is something that has brought me a ton of joy. Be kind, be respectful, and treat yourselves right ❤️

[kissingarthurclaus]

Ourgh...I don't wanna go to work

[lieutenantselnia]

Yesterday I've been doing some proper physical exercise for the first time since last year and I'm just imagining how proud my f/os would be of me🥹

[starleska]

why, look which sweetheart made his way onto the f/o tracker 😳💖💖💖 art of course belongs to the excellent @partycoffin 🥰

[selfship-confession-box]

How is it that I discover a character is an f/o after I get spoilers that he’s gonna die. What’s with that. Truly cruel and unfair to me specifically

- 🐜🍪

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[kay-selfships]

heyhey everyone could you do me a favor and send some good vibes to manifest my first five star leo card pretty please and thank you 🧡🧡

[violetsareblue-selfships]

related to that last reblog, i need to work on a proposal fic for diluc. what do you mean I've been shipping with him for over 2 years and we're not engaged yet??

[avas-wonderland]

Shoutout to my fictional moms! I love each and everyone of them!