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1. what’s your dream vacation? This is rly hard but i think i'd really want to go to Berlin bc wow talk about beautiful places am i right

2. if you could meet one historical figure, who would it be and why? Oh man Obviously Alexander the Great because he was amazing and NICE and sulked in his tent for three days when his men told him they wanted to go home and then instead of conquering the world like he wanted to he took them home (tried to, rip in peace alex</3)

3. what’s your favourite disney movie? Either Hercules or Aladdin i can't deCIDE probably aladdin 

4. favourite blog? this

5. pick a fictional character to be your room mate!!! who is it? Ichabod crane!! <33

6. what’s the best book you’ve read? all quiet on the western front probably uwu

7. you can have a pet, any animal, which do you pick? wow im boring i want a wolf 

8. which celebrity is the light of your life? Is Mason Raymond a celebrity 

9. if jurassic park was a real thing, would you want to go? FUCK YEAH I WOULD DINOSAURS!!!!

10. what’s your favourite dad joke? "does your face hurt? Cause its killing me!!!!!" 

11. if you could switch lives with anyone for a week, who would you switch lives with? The Guys at Ubisoft IT ONLY TKES A WEEK TO MAKE A CONNOR SEQUEL!!!!!

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1. What's your Dream Job? 2. If you could meet a fictional character in real life, who would it be? 3. Favourite Game (Video game or Board game) 4. Favourite historical event and/or figure? 5. What is your dream dog/cat breed? 6. What is your dream vacation spot? 7. If you were thrust into a tv show of your choosing, which would it be? 8. What song would you say describes your life or what you're feeling right now? 9. What is your favourite book?  10. What is something from your childhood that you miss the most? 11. What are three words you would say to your favourite actor if you met them?

[aghostplant]

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ELLA'S FUNNY AND CUTE AND CANADIAN AND WE HAVE THE BEST TWITTER DISCUSSIONS AND SHE WEARS TH EBEST CLOTHES FOR CRUSHING THE PATRIARCHY AND SHE'S VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT ASSASSIN'S CREED AND MAPLE SYRUP AND HER COSPLAYS ARE FRESH 2 DEATH

[felitomkinson]

ok here we go, what do you yell when a guy looses his hard on?

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[shokuheshi]

ezioauditoress replied to your post “Edward awkwardly trying to be a dad and failing miserably bc how the...”

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i was talking about blake but oh no that post fits with kenway too GOSH DARN IT NOW IM UPSET ABOUT BOTH EDWARDS AT THE SSAMe TIME;;;;;; falls over 

[thealbooty]

Ella you're drunk

[loststormtrooper]

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[acealistair]

@ezioauditoress: YEAH I KNOW IT'S THE ROOTS THAT ARE 2000 ACRES LONG THATS WHAT SCARES ME

[reassuringbuttpats]

ezioauditoress replied to your post: connorkenwayy replied to your post: is...

i thought it was about adewale as a slave teenager?

yeee that one i just saw a thing for it and was like wtf i dont remember anyone ever talking about this

... also i havent played ac4 yet im not allowed until after finals so idk if adewale is a new character or not omg i just guessed cause i've never heard of him

[thealbooty]

yea jeez abero what the hell stop being cute

I’ll stop when you stop Ellanne Bonny

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ezioauditoress replied to your post: totally forgot to share i got freaked out again...

wait what cleaner omg

there's a guy scrubbing floors in one of the buildings (you have to go past him at some point) who's always saying something like "i must take every task with an ounce of complexity...." and switches to "aha don't mind me sir!!!" when you get close

[bethesdaddies-archived-blog]

be the anne bonny to my mary read

be riGHT BACK GOTTA BUY A CORSET AND ADOPT AN IRISH ACCENT AND THEN BURN MY FATHERS PLANTATION DOWN YEAh

[ranchdevereaux]

YOU ARE VER VERY CUTE WHAT

UM, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nexya]

i lov e you lets get married

[adam-levineyard]

ezioauditoress replied to your post: x

your other dick

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[bethesdaddies-archived-blog]

hey ur cute

[nophicas]

#*presses A*

wow ella ur such a rebel wow 2 hxc