#explodes on sight

[thespaceyace]

FNAF: SHADOWS OF AGONY SPOILERS ‼️

I haven’t recovered

[izzystizzys]

There is a scratch mark on the floor of the Council chambers that Mace has never noticed before. Not a deep one, mind, quite shallow. This matters because it’s making the white-hot pulse of agony stabbing through his eyeballs ebb momentarily. Then, he chances a glance upwards at the fidgeting Knight in front of them, and it returns in full force.

Huh, he’s never seen Oppo Rancisis’ face turn that colour before.

“Hmm”, Master Yoda hums, deep and scratchy. His expression is unreadable even to Mace beyond a baseline gremlinness, and the force with which he grips the edges of his seat is making his bones creak. Master of the Order you should become, they said. Follow the calling of the Force, you should. A fulfilling purpose, it will be. Mace is going to hunt the little goblin for sport when this is all over, and he’s going to laugh the whole time.

“Show us the livestream again, could you, Knight Parvo?” Yoda asks. Mace bursts a capillary, he’s pretty sure, and so does poor Knight Parvo, whose orange Mon Cala skin tips all the way into blood red with stress. “Most unusual, this is.”

“Absolutely not!”, Ki Adi intervenes before Mace has to, thank the Force for little mercies. Plo Koon’s tusks tremble slightly with either suppressed laughter or abject horror, maybe both, and Stass Allie has her head in her hands. “The holo stills should be enough”, Ki Adi proceeds to add, and Mace has to reconsider all feelings of grace he just felt towards his fellow Councillor.

He never wants to watch Yoda zoom in on someone’s abs again. Or Depa raise her eyebrows at the curve of thighs bent over the dripping front of a speeder.

“Speeder Wash For Our Troops”, his former padawan reads out loud from a still of what has to be hundreds of the things gathered in the public senate parking lot. “Fund Our Boys And Get A Wet Seeing-To!” The series of images features dozens of Coruscant Guard troopers in various stages of unkitted, gleaming and shining with soap suds and water. The fact that the whole thing is also massive shatterpoint after massive shatterpoint is, quite frankly, insulting.

“Well hello- oh dear”, Obi-Wan’s blue form crackles to life in his chair, followed by several sounds of choking that are definitely not him. Good, Mace thinks acidly. If he has to deal with this, then so does kriffing Skywalker. “I’m sorry, why am I looking at Commander Thorn using a washrag like a lasso on top of a speeder?”

“Oh, the Guard’s little fundraising project”, Bail Organa says, as he steps into the Council chambers. Normally, Mace likes the man well enough. Now, he just smiles and adds on, “I’ve already donated, in mine and Breha’s name. Remotely, of course.”

“The Guard’s fundraising speeder wash?”, Obi-Wan repeats, edges of his holo form flickering with what Mace suspects is Skywalker very unsubtly trying to edge in. Force, but the man really is horrible at any and all stealth, like kissing his secret wife in an open arena in front of his Master. “And they are fundraising for…?”

“GAR budget allocations have to come from somewhere”, Organa shrugs. “And with the tide of public opinion turning, they’ve been tending towards cuts. The Guard feels them more keenly than any other sector - they’ve been reduced from half to quarter rations, and medical supplies have not made more than a token appearance in the last draft. The Chancellor has cancelled three consecutive meetings on the matter, and thus it was agreed that a more hands-on approach was needed. Any surplus will go into the Army fund.”

“Surely it can’t be that dire”, Oppo protests, a slightly less concerning shade of purple now. Senator Organa shrugs again, jostling the smattering of cracks slowly building around his person in a way that makes Mace wince quietly. “It’s all publicly available data, Masters.”

It really can be that dire, as it turns out. And quarter rations is only scratching the surface of how dire, considering the Guard has apparently never had access to bacta in all their posting, and also includes requisitioning forms available to the Senate for reconditionings and decommissionings, two words Mace has only heard Ponds whispers amidst shuddering in the early days of the war before Shaak Ti went off and just about tore some throats out over it.

“Alright”, he concedes, rubbing at his temples. “Fair enough, we have failed to tackle a massive blind spot in the Guard’s well being. There is no Jedi assigned to Coruscant, and that’s an oversight on our behalf. But how in the everloving kriff did this get past the Chancellor and Commander Fox?!”

Who have both signed, black on white. Bail Organa smiles cryptically. “Well, if you scroll a bit past that one image, up to the industrial speeder in the back - Commander Fox is currently having credits stuffed into his codpiece in the back, I believe.”

“HE’S WHAT IN THE WHAT NOW”, Commander Cody screeches through the speaker of Obi-Wan’s holo image, and Mace has to summon every bit of Jedi-serenity he possesses in his body to keep from dropkicking a cackling Yoda through the chamber windows.

[om0000]

finders keepers losers peepers

[kyouka-supremacy]

Okay I'm going to be honest for two seconds. I miss Akutagawa

[fiendishartist2]

the archives is full of gay ppl; therefor halloween is celebrated

[rumlead]

what good is a mouth and ears if you only stare? // complicit witness // curly bro is the talk in the room with us?

had the idea for a piece that parallels pre- and post- crash Curly.. ideologically? Or at least to be representative of his body after the crash reflecting his prior actions. Curly pre-crash doesn’t truly listen to concerns about Jim or even have a proper conversation with him, but rather watches things happen (low interference, signing off on his psych-evaluation). Post-crash Curly can’t talk, assumedly has limited/no hearing (mfw ship blow up in my face), and no eyelids— call him the witness the way he be witnessing. He’s doing as much as he would prior to the crash, but now he doesn’t have a choice. There is definitely a more profound way to word it, but you get the point. Probably.

[couch-collector]

[loonarmuunar]

What secret sauce did Ryoko Kui put into Dungeon Meshi to make the most beautiful gorgeous stunning jaw dropping butches known to humanity

Actually nvm literally every character in dunmeshi is a butch now that I think about it. Thanks Ryoko Kui

[looped-140-and-counting]

One day, Isabeau suggests giving the Sadness the Dagger.

Odile gives him a dead eyed stare while Mirabelle looks shocked that he'd suggest such a thing. That's Siffrin's dagger, after all! They can't give away their friend's stuff all willy-nilly! And if they start pretending this Sadness could be like Siffrin... or, as most if not all believe, is Siffrin...

But it's hard to acknowledge it, or even bring it up. And Isabeau points out that since the Sadness is capable of fighting for them, a weapon might be useful.

Plus, deep down he's already figured out that this Sadness is Siffrin. He just wants to give it back to them.

[Equip the Sadness with the Dagger?]

> Yes

[...The Sadness is already so strong that you don't notice a difference.]

[sokacoke]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP THE LANDING PAD REWORK IS REAL

[owleics-fr]

biggest fr pet peeve is the naming system for eye vials not matching up with the eye type when applied to the dragon, theres no reason on earth they couldnt just call those shits vial of primal sight or vial of innocent sight. and its inconsistent too!! vial of unusual sight applies unusual eyes to a dragon and the same goes any pre-vial/eye update eye types and i just hate it so much. who the fuck ever remembers vial of horizontal sight

[remyfire]

The three of them 🥺

[rockingtheorange]

HOLD ON A SECOND

From @/giogiorubbish on Twitter

[poolboyservice]

okay, I've talked this with people privately, but has anyone perhaps considered the dictator is/was the patient from the black parade music videos

with the little information of both characters, they do hold similar traits: liking marching bands/the black parade, being treated as a savior/'best person to have' in some way, possibly being a war veteran, and so on

plus, if the patient isn't the dictator, then where is he now? assuming the videos take place after the WTTBP music video, and where the dictator rules is part of the afterlife

idk i may be pulling shit out of my ass here but i've never seen anyone talk about the patient, let alone the idea he may be the dictator, like . at all. maybe that is just me and everyone knows something I don't but still </3

[accidentallyatekneecaps]

Guys I think my brain is broken cause everytime I think about saiki k my brain short circuits cause I'm so excited over it

[artoutforblood]

hawke's story is a downhill spiral ;-;