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I don't know how many times we have to say this but this is because the United States of America does not have public transit in any form that a European would recognize as such outside of a few very small, highly-dense municipal locations like NYC and Chicago, and having used both those systems and the U-Bahn i can firmly assert that the U-Bahn blows American subways into smithereens. we especially do not have accessible interstate passenger train service outside of that one commuter Amtrak loop in the northeast. the country is designed to force its citizens to use cars and only cars, and the government has made it policy to incentivize car ownership since the 1940s and punish any other form of transit, including just walking around. do you understand? the vast majority of roads here do not have bike lanes. when we do have bike lanes they are not protected by a curb or divider, they are just white lines painted on the asphalt. you will regularly encounter roads and streets--inside of cities and suburbs, not just in rural areas--that do not have sidewalks
#they will never get it unless theyre actually forced to live here lmao#a German drivers license is 800-2000€ btw which IS very expensive i agree#however that is money being paid directly to the government so they can use as much of it as possible to tongue Israel's butthole#and then whatever is left over for trains and bike lanes and sidewalks#as opposed to the usa where a license costs basically nothing and requires almost zero skills testing and as a result the only thing that#kills more children than cars in this country is guns#lmao#however having looked at OP's blog i just want to say they're right about red dwarf#peace and love on planet earth
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finally got the ‘off road race’ text from pookie !! 🤧 i need to write a good biker boy au abt this asap 𓆩♡𓆪
#biker sylus#lads sylus#l&ds sylus#ngl sending vids from biketok is something i do with irl bf#so i can relate to mc and sylus here heavily 😭#also the reason why he pulled me sb#i love bikes & biker boysss 🖤🏍️💨#i’d die for biker girls too pls i’ll be one real soooooon#ugh they made sylus so perfectly he’s heaven to me#do u guys think he’d own an s1k ?? or probably an m1krr#but he’s so ducati coded#like a v4 would fit him well bcos he looks expensive#but in terms of aesthetic a black-red honda fireblade would also look fire on him idkk#saint.txt#l&ds: gallery
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fucked up that I'm not allowed to say "wait didn't you guys just get two new cars last summer" to my boss when she is telling me about the new car she's getting
#this is the boss who told me when discussing the new cars last year 'we're a lexus family'#meanwhile i am stressed as hell because i had to get new tires for my bike and that was a big expense#because my laptop ain't getting better and i cant really afford that
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old man with pink helmet
#dani pedrosa#enjoying the sun#He was like 'I'm sitting down'#Okay but like he is using headphones with a cord#(Is that even what's that called? Idk the connection line between headphones and phone)#DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING THAT CAN BE WHILE RIDING A BIKE#Like...#Dani... Bluetooth is a thing you know?#I know you don't buy expensive stuff but in ear Bluetooth headphones aren't that expensive anymore#You know those exist... Right?#(no hate to the old man but he's giving harder old man vibes than vale at this point)#motogp#Jorge saw the pic and licked the screen
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so this is very embarrassing but i tanked my laptop yesterday (a week before submitting my thesis. everything is going great can you tell), my bike got messed with so i gotta go get it fixed, and this time next week i gotta print my thesis and have it bound three times. all of this will land me at several hundred €€€. i can get my bike fixed in spring or live without a laptop and study for my finals in some other way technically, but if anyone would like to chip in, that’d be super appreciated 🥺🫶
here’s my ko-fi. anything helps! 🤍🌷
#ne coming down one morning to find my bike without springs or brakes and the saddle on the floor: …honestly might as well 🤧#re: laptop — i’m in my clumsy girl era what can i say 😭😭#and the thesis well welcome to germany ig can you believe it’s that expensive 😭😭 it’s not even good like poor paper it’s being printed on#mutual aid#it’s not like super urgent but urgh i don’t have a casual thousand euros to spend 🫥
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IF NOBODY ELSE WILL DO IT THEN I WILL)
*skedaddles up to [REDACTED] and whispers in their ear*
"I crashed your sports bike in a waffle house parking lot on accident and ran over 3 pedestrians on the way there-"
“Please tell me it was Teo, Elanor, and Violet that you ran over on accident.” Without missing a beat, [REDACTED] leans into your side and brings you close with one hand. “…No? It's 'kay."
Before you know it, he's pulling out his fancy keycard with a second pair of keys on them and a smirk on his face. "…I got a Corvette parked ‘round the back. You up for... "bowling" with waffles after?”
#I still think it's funny how Ren has no sense of awareness when it comes to expensive items#Like 'Oh you crashed his expensive bike and sent 3 people to the ER?? Don't worry; he's got another fancy car with your name on it' hsgsj#But if this was a serious situation (rather than a silly one); [REDACTED] would be more critical of your health n making sure you're ok!!#I just think this response would be funnier lmao#💌 — answered.#💖 — about ren.#💖 — 14 days with queue.
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#gravel traps might help 🙂↕️ but we have to deal with bikes n other categories n its expensive ☝️🤓 (late braking thots 😈)#the thing is he really means what he said but this is funny#max verstappen
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love a supportive boyfriend <3
#austin butler#austin butler photo#austin butler bike riders#it’s just a white shirt tho i feel like it’s super expensive lol#austin butler dune#austin butler edits#austin butler x y/n#austin butler x reader#austinbutleredit#convinced i still have a chance#library science#kaia gerber#kaia gerber and austin butler#kaia and austin
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doodles of modern AU! Tissaia and Yennefer with their bikes, Yennefer has also bought a drink for herself, and one for Tissaia
#i colour like a 5th grader and at this point im too afraid to ask-#the witcher#tissaia de vries#yennefer of vengerberg#sometimes i draw things#tissaia has a honda super cub 50. tiny bike for tiny person#yennefer with her expensive japanese sport bike. a yamaha r6 or something. nobody know how she even bought that#of COURSE it has a custom paint job. with an unicorn sticker somewhere#also it's just my headcanon that whenever she buys drinks she will need to place the most maximalist order known to men#some are not yet even known to men#passion fruit green tea with tapioca pearls AND grass jelly plus cheese foam float. it tastes like it sounds. she tips generously though#tissaia just has a cup of oolong with oat milk and 0% sugar 25% ice and that's it
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#Cyberpunk 2077#Nomad V#My V#My OC#OC: Jori#🦊#i was gonna commission someone to port in a motorcycle model i wanted but i was told that its pretty expensive#the apollo is the closest thing to what i imagine her having but i hate that driss has one too 🥲#i liked it more when they had different bikes but this one fits her style more#also i have absolutely no modding knowledge lmfao
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i think about this video of a guy styling his hair like hitoya’s a lot lol
#this is vee speaking#like ‘oh…………. that’s how it goes……….. i see………..’ lol#and hitoya does that every morning lol!!!!! didn’t he say it takes him like 30 minutes to it lol???#hitoya really does live well lol he’s got this sick morning routine going for him goes to cafes recreationally#goes out biking and solo camping on his free time and buys the most expensive shit for himself he’s peak adult i fear lmao
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watch my body disintegrate into a pile of ash like a cartoon character who just got struck by a lightning bolt (JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN) (just got off work)
#salmon jibberish#god you horribly wipe out on your bike and injure yourself ONE TIME in middle school and suddenly youre inflicted with lifelong knee/joint a#d leg pain 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄#worm lore drop 🔥🔥🔥#can you really call it lore its nothing crazy#i was riding my bike w my friend and their mom and we were on a steep hill and i got scared and braked and flew off my bike and down#the hill#i got to miss like i think a week or two of gym because the scab on my knee was so big i literally couldnt bend it#it'd melt off every time i took a shower too#<- that was probably kinda gross sorry#scabs on both my knees#one was bigger and made my knee unable to bend#and one on the palm of one of my hands that made me unable to bend my thumb#we didnt go to the doctor or anything for it i just didnt do anything for like a week lol#afterward one of my other friends said my knees look weird 💀#<- not mad abt that i just think its funny#me when i yap in the tags#sorry gang#and of course i got myself a job that requires genuinely running around all day#my legs have given out twice at work and thats what finally pushed me to get a knee brace#just one for now bcs . expensive . i just gotta guess which leg o think is gonna give me the most trouble that day#idk i just tend to deny myself help . i dont think i deserve it . i really only got pushed for this bcs i didnt want to get obliterated by a#dog at work if my knee gave out 1) while walking a dog or 2) while in the daycare in a crowd of dogs#idk i dont like making my own life easier i dont think i deserve it . i dont think im suffering enough to need help but yk#ANYWAY#good news is we have ROTISSERIE CHICKEN FIR DINNER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO#IM GONNA DRAW NOW 💥💥🔥🔥🔥
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what did you do now
#prey#prey 2017#morgan yu#mikhaila ilyushin#earthside au or smth idk morgan crashing some expensive ass custom bike on the reg so she can flirt with her mechanic
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I’m just saying, if you’re going to have a college or university in such a car centric country and are located in a car dependent city, maybe you should be legally required to have at least one parking spot per student.
#I am having fun in college#aka swig considers if they’ll risk their life on the central street with an e-bike so they can park someplace cheaper#because oh my fucking Lordt#I have complaints but it’s 1 am I am sleepy#it summarizes as—#colleges and unis will NOT do this bc they get money from absurdly expensive parking passes and parking tickets#I get WHY cities crop up around universities but I’d like it if they DID THAT LESS MAYBE#or get a better bus system if they do I swear#the central street fucking terrifies me#for good reason tbh
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Your pictures are all so beautiful. I am sorry if you get this question a lot but what model of camera or phone do you use to take these pictures?
hey, thank you for your kind words! Actually I do not get asked this often, I currently have a Samsung EX2F (secondhand, it's survived an amazing amount of bouncing around in bike baskets), and a Redmi Note 11S. Often (but not always) if it's in 3:4 or 4:3 I took it on my phone, and 9:16 or 16:9 I took it with the camera.
#ask#answer#anon#if i ever bought a totally new camera i probably would not put it in the bike basket tbh#but i would rather not have to worry about looking after something expensive while adventuring#although they do tend to crap out on me at inopportune moments every few years#years ago i took all my camera pictures on a point and shoot someone gave me for free cause they got it for $4 at a thrift shop#i think one does not necessarily need fancy equipment to do satisfying things at a certain level#on the other hand some day i would like to get a proper film camera
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finally decided to start a skin care routine
#its very simple bc the products the dermatologist got me were expensive#but yes it was on my list to start taking better care of my self#i am biking everyday without a drop of sunscreen 😃#got a good one now plus some cleaning gel and anti acne thingy#alien talks
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