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Choosing a Statement Headboard 

Leaning into inspiration from Soho House, we’re talking all about headboard designs and why every bedroom needs one. Last week, we spoke about the influence boutique hotels can have when it comes to our own quest to recreating their spa-like bedrooms that always seem to get everything just right. In these designs, we’ve spotted a growing trend of beautifully designed headboard that have been…

[alexyar]

the agony of accidentally clicking on a facebook ad....

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The Ultimate Guide to Mexican Residency: Your Blueprint to Living the Dream

So, you’ve decided to trade your familiar surroundings for the vibrant landscapes of Mexico. Perhaps you envision waking up to the sound of the ocean, exploring ancient ruins, or simply enjoying the leisurely pace of life. Whatever your dream, securing residency in Mexico is your ticket to a new chapter filled with adventure, culture, and, of course, the best tacos you’ve ever tasted.

But before you start packing your bags and practicing your salsa moves, let’s dive into the essentials of getting your Mexican residency. This guide aims to be as informative as it is entertaining, sort of like a friendly chat over a cup of Mexican hot chocolate.

1. Choosing Your Path: Temporary vs. Permanent Residency

First things first, you need to decide on the type of residency that suits your plans:

Temporary Residency is ideal if you wish to stay in Mexico for more than 180 days but not permanently. It’s perfect for those testing the waters or for digital nomads chasing the perfect wave.

Permanent Residency is for those who are ready to call Mexico their forever home. Once you get this, you’re all set; there’s no need to renew.

2. The Roads to Residency

Via Investment

If you have the resources, investing a significant amount in Mexico can smooth the path to residency. Whether it’s through real estate or business ventures, economic contributions can make your application shine.

Through Retirement

Dreaming of retiring in a beachfront villa? Showing proof of a steady income from pensions or retirement funds can make the residency process as breezy as the Mexican coast.

By Family Connection

If you have family in Mexico, you may find doors opening more easily for you. Mexico places a high value on family, which could speed up your residency application.

By Employment

Securing a job with a Mexican company can also lead to residency. It might require a bit of hustle, but it’s a solid route for those looking to immerse themselves fully in Mexican life.

3. The Fast Track?

Investment and Retirement: These paths can be quicker, usually taking a few months to a year, depending on how well you prepare your documentation.

Family and Employment: These might involve more paperwork and can take a bit longer, with timelines extending over a year in some cases.

4. Need a Helping Hand?

We get it; the journey to Mexican residency can sometimes feel like you’re trying to salsa dance with two left feet. If you find yourself in a tangle, LexLinker is here to lend a hand.

LexLinker connects you with top-notch lawyers who can navigate the residency maze on your behalf. Our services can save you between 40 to 75% in costs and cut down 80% of the time it usually takes to find the right legal assistance. So, if the process starts to feel overwhelming, just reach out for help, and we’ll have your back.

Wrapping Up

Getting your residency in Mexico might seem daunting at first, but with the right information (and maybe a little help from your friends at LexLinker), you’ll be calling Mexico home in no time. Remember, each step brings you closer to living your dream life under the Mexican sun. So pack your patience along with your sunscreen, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. ¡Buena suerte!

[uglyandtraveling]

Ready to ditch the tourist visa and explore on your own terms? Dive into this comprehensive guide to PR, discover its benefits, and find out if it's the perfect travel upgrade for you!

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Retirement Visa in Thailand

Qualifying for the Dream:

Age Requirement: You must be at least 50 years old to apply for a retirement visa in Thailand.

Financial Requirements: Thailand has two main financial requirements to ensure retirees have sufficient funds for their stay. These can be met in a couple of ways:

Bank Deposit: Maintain a fixed deposit of at least 3 million Thai baht (around $87,000 USD) in a Thai bank for at least two consecutive years. This demonstrates financial stability and provides a safety net.

Pension Income: Prove a monthly pension income of at least 65,000 baht (around $1,900 USD). This shows a reliable source of income to cover your living expenses in Thailand.

Visa Details and Renewals:

Officially: The retirement visa is an extension of a Non-Immigrant O visa, initially granted for one year.

Extensions: You can extend it annually, provided you continue to meet the financial requirements and report to immigration every 90 days.

Multiple Entries: While the initial visa might be single entry, you can apply for a multiple-entry version for added convenience if you plan on frequent trips outside Thailand.

Important Considerations:

Work Restrictions: This visa is strictly for retirement purposes, and any kind of employment is prohibited. Engaging in business activities or paid work can lead to visa revocation.

Maintaining Residency: The Thai retirement visa is for those who intend to make Thailand their primary residence. Extended absences from Thailand may raise questions during renewals. Spending too much time outside the country could be seen as a sign that you don't reside there full-time.

Getting Started on Your Thai Retirement:

Initial Steps: Apply for a Non-Immigrant O visa at your local Thai embassy or consulate.

The Process: Once you're in Thailand, you can convert the O visa to a retirement visa after meeting the financial requirements and residing in Thailand for a specific period (depending on your entry process).

Important Disclaimer:

Regulations can change, so it's vital to consult the latest information from official Thai immigration sources or a qualified immigration lawyer before starting the process.

Living the Dream

With careful planning and meeting the requirements, a Thai retirement visa can open the door to a fulfilling life in this beautiful country. So, if you're looking for an idyllic retirement haven, Thailand might just be your perfect match.

Visit our website for more information: https://www.apply-thai-visa.com/thailand-retirement-visa.html

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A Comprehensive Guide  to Navigating International Divorce in Singapore:

International divorce cases can present unique challenges, requiring a deep understanding of both family law and cross-border legal considerations. Singapore, with its reputation as a global financial and expatriate hub, frequently handles international divorce cases.

In this article, we will provide a comprehensive guide to navigating an international divorce in Singapore, covering key aspects such as jurisdictional issues, cross-border assets, and child custody matters.

Jurisdictional Considerations

Determining the appropriate jurisdiction for an international divorce is crucial. Singapore follows the principle of "habitual residence" when determining jurisdiction. It means that either party must have resided in Singapore for at least three years before filing for divorce, or both parties must have last resided in Singapore and one of them continues to do so.

Choice of Law

The choice of law in international divorces can be complex. Singapore primarily applies its own laws when it comes to divorce proceedings. However, if there are foreign elements involved, such as foreign assets or foreign marriages, the court may need to consider the laws of those jurisdictions as well.

Cross-Border Assets

One of the significant challenges in international divorce is dealing with cross-border assets. These may include overseas properties, investments, or businesses. Singapore's courts have the authority to distribute both local and foreign assets, considering factors such as contributions made by each party, needs, and the welfare of any children involved.

Child Custody Matters

Child custody disputes can be particularly intricate in international divorces. Singapore follows the "welfare of the child" principle when making decisions regarding custody and access arrangements. The court will consider factors such as the child's best interests, existing relationship with each parent, and the ability to provide for the child's well-being.

Recognition of Foreign Divorce Decrees

Singapore recognizes foreign divorce decrees under certain conditions. If a divorce has been obtained in another jurisdiction and meets specific criteria, it may be recognized and enforced in Singapore. The court will examine factors such as jurisdiction, due process, and compatibility with Singapore's public policy.

Mediation and Alternative Dispute Resolution

Singapore encourages mediation and alternative dispute resolution methods for international divorce cases. Mediation can offer a more cooperative and amicable approach, allowing parties to negotiate mutually beneficial settlements while reducing costs and emotional strain.

Conclusion

Navigating an international divorce in Singapore involves understanding the intricate legal considerations that arise from cross-border relationships and assets. By considering jurisdictional issues, choice of law, cross-border assets, child custody matters, recognition of foreign divorce decrees, and alternative dispute resolution methods, individuals can navigate the complexities of international divorce more effectively.

Seeking professional legal advice from experienced family lawyers who specialize in international divorce cases is highly recommended to ensure the best possible outcome and protect the rights and interests of all parties involved.

[frodothefair]

New OC for Expats, let's go!

Ok, this wasn't even that hard! I was in the shower, and came up with a character sketch for my movie-star OC for Expats. What do you think? (Any similarities to real people, living or dead, are purely incidental).

Meet Elliot James. He is a Hollywood actor who got his start as a child star, but came to prominence when he appeared in a fantasy epic loosely based on events in early Medieval Britain, where he played a sweet, heroic squire who saved the day, but ended up giving his life in the process. Afterwards, he became a household name and in demand for everyone's epic or period piece anywhere, and while this was certainly very nice, it was somewhat disappointing to be typecast, so he tried to seek out other roles -- in indie films, horror movies, and genre cinema.

In rapid succession in his early 20's, he played a sick WWI veteran in a period piece with a plot like Flowers of Mordor, a prince in the medieval French history franchise Les Rois Maudits, a young Louis XIV, King Francis in a movie about Mary Queen of Scots (ok, yes, a lot of Frenchness here), and Nikolai Rostov in War and Peace. He also played Pip in Great Expectations, and Link in a cinema franchise of Legend of Zelda, and was one of the brothers in a multi-season Regency-era show similar to Bridgerton. He came to see his period piece and fantasy work as a "Jury duty" of sorts, but did it to please the fans and because he had some difficulty saying no. In the end, however, he put his foot down, and instead of taking the role of Jim Hawkins in Treasure Island, which he was all but being bribed to do, he insisted on auditioning for Blind Pew and Israel Hands.

Why does he get typecast playing young literary and historic characters, you may ask? Well, this is because after age 20, he looks like he essentially stopped aging. He is also short and slightly built, and looks like he stepped off a renaissance painting. He has striking hazel eyes that look like liquid gold, and naturally curly dark blonde hair.

In terms of personal history, he hails from South Dakota, from a long line of ranchers and early settlers to the area of Swedish and German extraction. (Hello, inspiration from Mr. Nisilë's white heritage). His mother raised him and his sister alone, and he has a very loving, down-to-earth and supportive family of origin. However, work as a child actor gave him a lifelong hair-pulling habit, to the point of trichotillomania at times, and he is completely unable to grow a beard of his own as a result.

In his personal life, he gets together with a fan named Marina who is an immigrant from Ukraine and has both Ukranian and Russian heritage. They connect over his upcoming work on War and Peace, and impending trip to Eastern Europe to film it. (This is obviously well before the present day). During his (very ample) free time, Elliot enjoys collecting and listening to vinyl records, attending live concerts, traveling as incognito as he realistically can with his distinctive looks, and watching off-off-Broadway plays (or whatever the LA analog is for this). Ironically, he has never been in a play himself, except for a school play at a very young age.

With his girlfriend and later wife, he is a total sweetheart, and his mental illness helps him understand hers. He is also a complete and utter goofball, slightly disorganized in his household and self care, and unassuming and slightly awkward whenever the cameras are off. The weirder the topic of conversation with him, the better.

His partner, Marina, works as a medical malpractice lawyer who defends doctors, and has a crazy, domineering mother who both loves and dislikes Elliot, and belittles his work behind his back, comparing him to old Soviet actors who she thinks are the true greats. However, she has no qualms about accepting gifts and financial assistance from him. (Guess who this is based on, haha).

Elliot never went to college himself, but he paid for the college education of his sister and Marina's law education. The only thing he asked for in return was that Marina and his sister share the particularly interesting things they learned whenever they could.

What do you think?

@konartiste @emmanuellececchi

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Russia is building a village for US expats who are tired of liberal ideology, a lawyer told state media.

The project is approved, and slated to house some 200 American and Canadian families, he said.

Russia has in recent years sought to position itself as a bastion for "traditional" moral values.

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hi, i’m sure you’ve answered questions about moving to south america before, so i’m sorry if this is annoying. but i was wondering if you had any advice for moving, specifically to that region of the world? like maybe tips for preparation, things like that? thank you and ofc feel free to just delete this ask

learn spanish beforehand, but don't expect it to sound the same as your lessons. people have different accents, and uruguayan accents are some of the hardest to understand.

when you arrive, invest in a small power transformer for electronics that don't match the currency from the outlet.

get a fucking lawyer, and make sure all of your transactions, contracts, and immigration stuff is in order. cover. your. ass.

prepare for some locals to be rude or short-tempered with you. prepare to get ripped off a lil bit. its just part of moving to a new part of the world, and you're a stranger to them. it doesn't mean the people there are bad, or that you're gonna be an outsider forever. its just expat painz

join an ex-pat group on facebook for resources and advice, but if you ask for something, be prepared for some bullshit comments. wherever you go, there are going to be some wealthy (usually white) people that have nothing helpful or kind to say. they're usually just bitter than south america doesn't deliver the extravagant capitalist luxury they desire.

uuhhhh.... yeah. thats all i have. sorry i can't tell you more; i was 16 when i got dragged here, and i wasn't very involved with the moving process beyond packing my bags.

[hudsonmckenzie]

Is it possible for expats to buy property in UAE?

The UAE real estate industry offers fantastic opportunities for capital gains and investment. This market has been more accessible as a result of several modifications to the laws governing property ownership, particularly for foreign investors and expats. Foreigners are subject to different restrictions regarding property ownership than domestic owners, nevertheless. An UAE immigration lawyer summarises the applicable laws and numerous Emirate-specific laws for expats interested in real estate investment in the UAE.

In the UAE, foreigners could not purchase real estate until 2001 or 2002. Dubai originally allowed foreigners to purchase 99-year leasehold properties in 2001, and then allowed them to invest in freehold homes in 2002. Soon after, Ras Al Khaimah, Abu Dhabi, Sharjah, and Ajman appeared.In some designated regions, freehold and leasehold properties may be owned by expatriates in the UAE. Properties with a lease have a fixed-term possession agreement. According to the leasing agreement, the property is owned by the foreign owner but not the land. Properties that are freehold suggest that the expat owns both the building and the land on which it is situated.

Leaseholder ownership implies that for the duration of the contract, the expatriate only owns the unit and not the land. When the period is over, the agreement may be extended, and the foreigner is only partially liable for repairs. Only the consent of the freehold owner is required for any significant improvements. Additionally, with limitations, the expat may sublease the house or keep pets.

Freehold, on the other hand, grants the owner total authority over both his property and the land. If a project complies with the developer's specifications and local legislation, owners are free to make significant alterations like renovations and remodelling as they see fit. After the owner passes away, the property is given to the heir. The owner can benefit from the high ROI by leasing or selling the property.

Specific guidelines for purchasing real estate in each of the Emirates

It's interesting how different emirates have different property ownership laws. Here is a quick summary of the unique regulations of the various Emirates:

Purchasing a home in Dubai

According to a leading UAE immigration lawyer, expats are permitted to own freehold properties in specified freehold regions and leasehold properties in Dubai. There is no restriction on age to buy real estate in Dubai; the laws are the same for both resident foreigners and non-resident investors. The title deeds are issued by the Land Department.

Article 3 of Regulation No. 3 of 2006 Determining Areas for Ownership by Non-Nationals of Real Property in the Emirate of Dubai applies to freehold properties.

In nine authorised investment districts in Abu Dhabi, foreign nationals are permitted to purchase flats and villas. Al Reef, Lulu, Masdar City, Mariya, Reem, Saadiyat, Sayh Al Sedairah, and Yas Islands are among them. However, Abu Dhabi does not allow foreigners to own or purchase land.

In this Emirate, there are four types of property ownership systems:

Ownership - For 99 years, the expat enjoys complete ownership of the flat or floor, and he or she is free to sell it. The deed does not, however, mention the ground on which the property is situated.

The Musalaha system allows foreigners to purchase residential properties in accordance with the Masataha contract. After the first 50-year term expires, it may be renewed. Owners are free to use the property during the period and carry out upgrades, alterations, constructions, renovations, etc.

Usufruct: For a period of 99 years, the expatriates may own and use the apartment, but they are prohibited from making any changes to the building.

Long-term lease: In Abu Dhabi, foreigners are permitted to lease homes for up to 25 years.

Law No. 19 of 2005 Concerning the Regulation of the Real Estate Sector, which is applicable in Abu Dhabi, sets down the rules governing foreigners' ownership of real estate. A few changes were made to the Abu Dhabi Real Estate Law in April 2019. There were changes to Articles 3 and 4. According to Article 3(i), foreign nationals are only permitted to acquire one of three types of property:

· UAE nationals, whether they be legal or natural individuals.

· Not more than 49% of public holding businesses owned by non-nationals.

·If the President of the Executive Council of Abu Dhabi makes a choice for someone.

Non-UAE nationals are permitted to own real estate properties in the aforementioned defined locations, in accordance with Article 3(ii). Original and in-kind legal rights to real estate are also permitted. According to Article 4, musataha and usufruct owners who have owned a property for more than 10 years are allowed to sell or mortgage it without the landlord's permission. In contrast, the landlord is not permitted to mortgage the flat without the holder of the usufruct or the musataha's consent.

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Professional Divorce Lawyers in Dubai – How They Help Their Clients?

Looking for a professional legal support and guidance for a smooth divorce process? Professional divorce lawyers in Dubai are qualified enough to give more than just professional legal advice. They know well how to deliver efficient services to their clients during their period of emotional chaos, assigning them in moving their cases as quickly as possible and achieving expected outcomes.

As far as services of best divorce lawyer Dubai is concerned, they are amazingly trained in divorce and separation cases, providing reliable and affordable advice to protect each client’s interest in a divorce case. Additionally, they are skilled enough to deal with child custody based on the UAE divorce law through the family courts in Dubai and Sharjah. They best handle various legal issues including personal affairs and successfully represent their client in the family law court in Dubai.

Professional Divorce Lawyers in Dubai can help you in the following ways:- 

Alimony

In Dubai, divorce proceedings comprise dialogue about the financial right of the wife and that is alimony. A wife should get the financial rights in the form of alimony after divorce proceedings. In the United Arab Emirates, divorce proceedings involve a three step process. The first step involves negotiating with each other on all terms of the separation such as spousal support and property division. The second stage is referred to as settlement negotiations or mediation. The third step is the court hearing, where both parties will make their case before a judge. If no agreement is made after mediation then court has the right to decide. 

Divorce Filing Guardianship and Domestic Violence

The court proceeding for the family case in Dubai can be little complex for the foreigners. If you’re an expat, you should not worry anything after hiring professional divorce lawyer in this country because they can provide exceptional legal expertise which ensures that the clients get the best solutions which they truly deserve. Moreover they have years of experience of local legal system which make them intelligent with the local law, language and other practices in Dubai. 

Wills, Inheritances and Separation Agreement

Hiring professional divorce lawyer in Dubai can help you in drafting complex legal wills to handling custody agreements. Moreover, you can remain assured that your legal issues will be handled by experts. 

Maintenance, Division of Assets, and Child Custody

Divorce cases are very much complicated and often involve a lengthy legal process. The expert team of family lawyers is well-known for providing exceptional legal strategies in divorce cases, helping clients in best understanding intricate legal issues with ease. The professional divorce lawyers in Dubai best understand the emotional complexities for family law matters in the UAE. Moreover, they are committed to supporting you at every step of the way and guide you through even the most challenging situations.

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Essential Legal Tips for Expats in Dubai: Navigating the Legal Landscape with Confidence

Welcome to Lawyer Manzoor, your trusted resource for legal insights in Dubai. Whether you’re an expat newly arrived in this vibrant city or a long-term resident, understanding Dubai’s legal framework is crucial for ensuring a smooth and trouble-free stay. In this blog post, we’ll explore key legal tips and common pitfalls to avoid, helping you navigate Dubai’s legal landscape with ease.

1. Understand Dubai’s Legal System

Dubai operates under a combination of Sharia law and civil law, which can be quite different from what you may be used to in your home country. It’s important to familiarize yourself with local laws, especially those related to residency, employment, and property. Consulting with a legal expert can help you grasp the intricacies and ensure you’re in compliance.

2. Know Your Rights as an Expat

Dubai is known for its diverse expat community, and understanding your rights can help you avoid potential legal issues. For instance, employment contracts should clearly outline your rights and obligations. Ensure that your contract includes details about salary, benefits, and termination procedures.

3. Stay on Top of Visa Regulations

Visa regulations in Dubai can be complex and subject to change. Make sure your visa status is always current and that you understand the conditions of your residency. Any violations can lead to fines or deportation. Regularly check for updates on visa regulations to stay compliant.

4. Handle Disputes Professionally

Disputes, whether personal or professional, should be handled with care. In Dubai, there are specific procedures for resolving disputes, including mediation and arbitration. Engaging a legal professional early can help you resolve issues efficiently and avoid prolonged legal battles.

5. Be Aware of Local Customs and Laws

Dubai is a city rich in culture and tradition. Respecting local customs and laws is crucial. For example, public behavior that might be acceptable elsewhere could be deemed inappropriate in Dubai. Familiarize yourself with local customs and legal expectations to avoid any misunderstandings.

6. Seek Professional Legal Advice

When in doubt, seeking professional legal advice is always a wise choice. At LawManzoor, we offer expert legal services tailored to the needs of expats in Dubai. Whether you need help with contract review, visa issues, or legal disputes, our team is here to provide the support you need.

Conclusion

Navigating the legal landscape in Dubai doesn’t have to be daunting. By staying informed and seeking expert advice, you can ensure that you’re always on the right side of the law. For personalized legal guidance and support, reach out to Lawyer Manzoor today.

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[frodothefair]

Marilijah headcanons I need to put somewhere

From the fic Expats Disclaimer: this is fiction. Marina is an OC. No affiliation with Elijah Wood here, as much as I might wish it. Tags: @konjugaltdien @konartiste @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras

Elijah is really nice, and therefore not good at ending conversations.

They get their groceries delivered, but something is invariably forgotten, or Elijah wants to get Marina a treat, or they want to try cooking something new, so Elijah goes shopping after work and oftentimes gets lost in the grocery store. For him, grocery shopping is a sort of "normaling," since so much in show business is not normal. Unfortunately, this often means that he spends an inordinate amount of time sniffing things in the toiletries aisle, buying five things that he never planned to buy, failing to find half of what he intended to get, and coming home late.

If Elijah comes home and says, "bae, I'm sorry, I messed up," 99% of the time it has to do with the above grocery store scenario.

Marina has generalized anxiety disorder and OCD. Her OCD is, luckily, medicated, but before it was she kept having intrusive thoughts about typos causing people halfway across the world to die. She also has OCPD (obsessive compulsive personalty disorder - basically the equivalent of a "type A personality," which comes in handy for being academically competitive and later a lawyer). Her generalized anxiety makes her worry, irrationally, that her marriage will fall apart, though she will never admit it. No medication or therapy can touch that worry. She has a bag or container for everything, and her bags have bags inside of them.

Elijah, on the other hand, is a very haphazard, disorganized packer. He basically just dumps things in a suitcase and goes.

Marina has it on semi-good authority from Dom Monaghan that at one point, Elijah didn't have a suitcase and simply dumped all of his belongings into a garbage bag, slung it over his shoulder, and got on a plane. Elijah disputes this ever happened.

It took Elijah years not to have crumbs all over the interior of his car.

They hardly ever actually fight, but they like to pretend-escalate fights about petty issues, turning to comical ad-hominem attacks, i.e.

--well, I'm not the one who traveled across the country to get a record from an old hippie in Bumblef-ck, Missouri, only to find out that the record doesn't even exist! --well, at least every inch of my my desk isn't covered with post-it notes, and my post-it notes don't have post-it notes!

They pretend to have arguments in public places. Not particularly loud or raucous ones, since they don't love attracting the paparazzi, but if anyone overhears, said person is likely to walk away deeply and irrevocably perturbed by what they heard. They may or may have not re-enacted the scene in Paris Je T'aime about the couple fighting in Père Lachaise cemetery in front of Oscar Wilde's grave. Except in Marilijah's case, they were fighting in front of Balzac's grave, and Elijah kept saying Balzac's name wrong. You know how. ;)

Mr. Nisile's opinion on the above: Those two are completely allergic to being normal, aren't they? Me: well, yeah, that's kind of the point.