#existennialmemes

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Alien thirst trap generously provided by @deviantplum

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I mean yeah, in the old anime he was usually support. But it's not like he never fought. Blocked attacks. Got into duels. Threw roses through a monster's hand.

One time Mamoru grabbed a knife and stabbed the monster of the week while it was smothering Sailor Moon. Why does nobody ever compliment him for helping a girl out by shanking a bitch?

Ok it's very funny to laugh at Tuxedo Mask for showing up and doing nothing, but his job was never to actually fight the monsters.

His job was just to show up and believe in Sailor Moon so overwhelmingly resolutely that she remembers she's a fucking demigod long enough for HER to fight the monsters.

Because she's the only one strong enough to do it in the first place, and in this regard Tuxedo Mask is the first example of being "Kenough" in this essay I will

[deviantplum]

Reasons To Love Tentacle Monsters:

They give great hugs

With all the suckers, they can give you multiple forehead kisses at once

They always have a free appendage to hold your lighter or vape pen

Very Squishy

They can hold multiple controllers, so you can play 4 player games together

They're very helpful in the kitchen

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Source: existennialmemes

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Source: @existennialmemes

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Saw a post @existennialmemes and had to give it a Star Trek: Voyager treatment.

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WHO'S BEEN HIT WITH THE SEYMOUR BEAM TODAY

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You guys have gotten in the newest P.M. Seymour video!

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Thoughts elegantly put from @existennialmemes

There have been so much news coverage on that submersible, and not as much on the possible/likely human rights violations.

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@existennialmemes + ofmd it needed to happen

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@existennialmemes is on here now btw

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String identified: A ta ctt g a t cc t t at t c. a t t a cc.

Closest match: Cenchrus purpureus cultivar elephant grass chromosome B3 Common name: Elephant grass

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A team of scientists Is working around the clock to determine What the Fuck. So far the results have been inconclusive.

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paging @existennialmemes to the Discourtesy Desk

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saying)

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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Thanks @overlord-of-chaos for tagging!

Probably no one will have heard of most of these characters

This. Also, I won't wait to be enabled, so strap in.

Yes, I have a type. The morally questionable trickster with ideas. You might know this type of character. A friend of mine and I call them "oh, I really like this character I hope they won't die—well..."

Ostap Bender

No one here has ever heard of "The Twelve Chairs" — maybe, because it was written in Russian; maybe, because it was written in 1928. But it's so good! Though, maybe, the translation isn't. I don't know. But this book was a huge influence on me as a writer, so I can pretend to be so very, very original in my style.

It's also a satiric critique of the early Sowjet Union from two Marxists. Maybe I can get tumblr to hype it up. I'd consider this an admirable legacy.

Handsome Jack

Yeah, I've played the game quite some time ago, but it surely is in my heart forever.

Alustin

People really should talk more about agriculture! This is not a joke.

And yes, "Mage Errant" is a series about a Wizards School. But I'll curse you to have no fluffy socks forever if you say "Harry Potter knock off". (Yes, even you, senpai. I don't care what your inspirations were. I also don't like Terry Pratchett. I'm sorry!)

They're a secret service librarians! Come on! Also, if anything, based on "Seeing like a state" by James C. Scott. And that other book I haven't read yet. "A Thousand Years of Nonlinear History" is its title. By Manuel DeLanda.

You want to read some fun fantasy with philosophy in it? That's your series. It also dunks on John Locke!

Loki

Don't get me wrong, the Marvel Universe's Loki is fine. He's fine. I liked him quite well. But he's not at the "I shapeshift into a six-legged mare and get pregnant to win a bet" level. _That's_ my guy. That's the level of unhinged I'm in love with.

Zyrlyss

Yes, he's my OC. What's worse he's an OC from a Baldur's Gate 3 fanfic. But I am not ashamed to put him on this list.

I've never had so much fun with a character in my life. Ostap Bender is a marxist icon compared to him. Handsome Jack — a sweet, innocent baby. Loki — a tame, cis-het... Well, actually, Zyrlyss wouldn't snatch that trophy. He's a cis dude, though gay and definitely a monster fucker. He's also a teacher just like Alustin! A bad mentor in the body of a good mentor. (There are no typos here.) Lolth-sworn and lolz-sworn.

I've read "Nietzsche and Philosophy" by Gilles Deleuze while writing my fist ever fanfic. (Don't get me wrong, I've written stuff before, just not fanfics. And don't get me wrong again, long live fanfic writers. What is literature if not fanfiction? I won't be accepting any inquiries.)

No pressure tags @yo-yoringle @reddenmore @johnbierce @existennialmemes @autumnlassitude @physicallyimprobable @rat-prophetess @momkat @accidentalslayer @loathsome-sickness

I also challenge everyone tagged to pick one of their own OCs, because fuck false humility. If you're not your own favorite writer, what are you even doing? Do you know that you can write whatever you want? You know now! You should be your favorite writer! Kill the catholic guilt!

5 Favourite Characters Poll (Tag Game)

I was tag by: @star-mum

Rules: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

Thanks you so much for the tag

Tags <3: @meeks-beas @practically-an-x-man @outer-space-face @trashworldblog @mydearlybeloathed

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omg its so true i AM a loser (affectionate) hey @existennialmemes wanna get sniffed ? what about you @finn-m-corvex ? @honestmouse20 can i interest you in a little sniff ?

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@existennialmemes this might provide Droplets of Amusement Dopamine

Character dynamics notwithstanding, on a purely conceptual level there’s nothing funnier than a D&D warlock who’s like “yeah, my patron is an incomprehensible alien god-monster from beyond time and space that’s incapable of understanding or even perceiving humanity’s existence and would annihilate our entire universe in an instant if anyone ever managed to actually get its attention, anyway, I do magic by poking it with a stick”.