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Ascent Astarion referring to female Tav/Reader as „Lady Ancunín“ and insists that everyone else (staff, visitors etc) does so as well, even though they‘re not married (yet 😏) but she‘s his.
I'm back baby~
Yas let's romanticize this evil man I'm ready. But don't worry, he's still a terrible person <3 And so are you in this <3
TW: I'm so sorry I don't know how I got here. Murder, violence, a tiny bit of torture. And wtf tav has no last name? Uh, it starts with a c now I guess. Sex is alluded to but it isn't graphic.
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"I just don't know why I have to be there," You sighed as the servants opened the doors for the both of you, your arm hooked with Astarion's while you complained, "You know you'll work better if you're not worrying about me all night."
"And how would letting you out of my sight help with my concentration?" Astarion shot back, a frown curling on his lips, "With strangers in our home? Absolutely not."
You barely stopped yourself from rolling your eyes. Gods, he could be so dramatic. Did he forget who you were?
"Don't you trust me to handle myself?" You asked with a pout, "I didn't always need your protecting, you know."
"Of course I trust you," Astarion sighed as he gave your hand a tight squeeze, "It's the rest of the world I have no faith in."
How on earth were you supposed to argue against that? You weren't quite sure, but you were going to try, "But-"
"No buts," Astarion interrupted curtly, "You're going and that's final. Besides, it's just one night. And we can have as many quiet evenings as you'd like for the rest of the week."
You sighed as you nodded your head, accepting the compromise, "Whatever you say my love."
Astarion smirked down at you, "That's my good girl."
Oh gods, why did he have to go and say that? He was well aware of what that did to you. And now was not the time to have to squeeze your thighs together. You could feel a flush crawl up your neck as you hissed, "I told you not to call me that in public!"
"Did you?" Astarion smirked as he came to a stop in front of a speaking squire, "I don't recall."
He turned his attention to the young man in front of you before you had a chance to respond, "Speak. Did anything happen while we were gone?"
The man shook his head, "No, Master Ancunin."
"Good," Astarion said curtly with a wave of the hand, "You're dismissed."
He nodded, "Thank you Master Ancunin, Misstress C-"
The consonant was barely out of the boy's mouth before Astarion was on him, moving so quickly that it was enough to startle even you. Before you blinked he had him pinned against the wall, a strong arm to his throat as he hissed, "I'm sorry, what did you just call her?"
The servant looked panicked, but at least he had the brains to catch on to his own mistake, "I-Apologies my lord. But since you are not wed I-"
"What we have is higher than the mundanities of marriage," Astarion growled, "You'll address her as Lady Ancunin from now on, if you wish to keep your tongue.
You couldn't help but laugh a bit behind him, more than a bit endeared at the display, "I thought you were saving the dramatics for this evening?"
Astarion ignored you briefly, opting to drop him back to the ground with a cold order, "Get out of my sight."
"Aw poor thing," You cooed as you watched him scramble away. You saddled back up to Astarion's side, linking your arms together with a smile, "Darling you didn't have to terrify him. It was a reasonable mistake."
"I beg to differ," Astarion said lowly, still glaring in the young man's direction, "I should have killed him for that. You're making me too soft."
"Or maybe we should just consider having a wedding?" You said as you leaned your head against his shoulder, "It would save a lot of confusion."
Astarion rolled his eyes, "Obviously we'll be having a wedding darling. But that's not the point. You are mine. With or without a ring. It's best that others learn to respect that now."
"No arguments here," You happily sighed as he led you to your chambers, "Just don't stain anything if you slit someone's throat, okay my love? Blood isn't easy to clean."
Astarion grinned as he pushed you through the door, a familiar glint in his eye as he shut it behind him, "No promises. Though I suppose there are other things we can do to keep my bloodthirst in check. Any ideas?"
You really were such a good girl, especially when the question was more than enough to have you untying the corset back of your dress. A shy smile was already on your lips as you laid back on the bed, your thighs spilling open enticingly, "I think I may have a few."
Astarion grinned as he crawled over you, his fangs already extending in anticipation. This was exactly what he needed. To drink from his precious future bride and have his merry way with her before entertaining a bunch of dullards for the evening.
But he needed to secure these alliances. There weren't many open-and-out vampires operating within the city walls. And the few that remained were valuable enough for him to take interest in, either to work with or to get rid of. Tonight would help him fully realize the distinctions.
And with you by his side, it would be tolerable. Though Astarion had quickly realized after his own turn that vampires had a bad habit of thinking that they were much, much, more interesting than they were.
A fact that he was quickly being reminded of as the night went on. Everything was going according to plan, the guests had arrived, you looked gorgeous and perfect on his arm, and he had a meticulous mask on to seem interested in all the inane conversations he needed to have.
Though this one was especially tedious. A newly risen vampire lord, weeks fresh off of killing his own master. Despite the achievement, he was as dry as a brick wall. But she was interesting. Well... perhaps not him, but certainly the master he had killed was of interest. And he was the only one left living who could possibly know of the woman's secrets.
"It's been an interesting few weeks, to say the least," The man said again, still lost in reliving the death of his own slave master, "I never thought it was possible, but here I am."
You were nodding along, taking the time to do the conversational work Astarion was growing tired of, "It is quite thrilling isn't it? To be free. I'm sure she had many perks of immortality that were lost to you. Hopefully, you're adjusting well."
"I am, and she did. In fact, I found these books, can't read a lick of them but-"
"Perhaps a translator could be of use?" You casually interrupted, "I can always take a look for you."
"That would be lovely-"
"Master Ancunin!" A feminine voice interrupted from behind, "I've been looking everywhere for you."
He turned, his annoyance shifting to interest when he realized who was speaking. Lady Imelel, a high-ranking spawn turned master after the murder of her sister, nearly three-hundred years ago. Done by Cazador's own hand. She had been a consistent thorn in his side since that day, only relenting to meet when she was certain of his murder.
She was beautiful, as expected. With an air of confidence that nearly made Astarion bristle. She was a bit... too comfortable in his presence. Especially when she decided that linking her arm to his was appropriate.
He could feel you stiffen at his side at the display, a fact she remained oblivious to as she spoke, "Gods, there is so much I'd like to discuss with you. Privately if you wouldn't mind."
For anyone else, the obvious display of disrespect towards you would have been an automatic death sentence. But Astarion was conflicted. If anyone was going to be aware of the identities of other unknown vampires in the realm, it would be her. He'd be forced to let it slide for the moment.
Though just because he was agreeing, didn't mean he couldn't make things more clear.
He plastered a tight smile on his face before nodding, "Certainly, just one moment."
He turned to you, his voice dropping a few octaves, "Will you be okay alone for a moment darling? I won't be long."
You nodded, always so, so good at picking up on what he needed, "I'll be fine my love. I'm sure Erwen will keep me plenty entertained."
"Good," He murmured before pressing a deep kiss to your mouth, taking the time to lick inside, just to feel you shudder. Perhaps it was a bit much. It certainly was if the flush to Erwen's face was anything to go by when he pulled away. But Astarion was trying to be fair here. And if Imelel didn't understand the picture after that, he couldn't be held responsible for what could happen to her.
He grinned down at you before pressing one last lingering kiss to your mouth, "I'll be right back."
And then he was off, reluctantly being dragged away by Imelel; who looked particularly offended at the display of affection. It didn't take long for her to make her offense known either.
She took him to the first quiet corner she could find, a frown on her lips as she leaned in, "My dear, I know you're quite new to this but... I would refrain from chaining yourself to one soul so quickly. It truly is a waste.
Ah. It was unfortunate that she was continuing that line of thought. Astarion only had so much patience.
He cocked his head at her, thoroughly amused at the audacity, "Oh? Whatever do you mean?"
"I mean that plaything that you take everywhere with you," She said easily, blissfully unaware of how close he was to ripping out her tongue. She was running a delicate hand down his chest, "You're limiting yourself for no reason. She's a mortal who was lucky enough to catch your eye. And she knows it. She won't be going anywhere if you explore your other options. And even if she did... who cares?"
That sealed it. She would be dying tonight. And if Astarion had any less patience she would have been slain the second she forgot your title. But he had more decorum than that. Or maybe he just wanted to make things personally horrifying, just for her.
He grinned back at her, leaning into her touch despite the way it made his skin crawl, "It sounds like there is an offer buried in your words. Am I right?"
"It could be," She purred, "If you'd be willing to sneak away."
Well wasn't that nice? For her to do the hard work for him. He took her hand in his, giving it a little squeeze before saying, "Go out and mingle my dear, then meet me upstairs in an hour. The second room to the left. And then you can show me exactly what I've been missing."
She smiled, one with too much teeth before sauntering away.
It was almost disgusting, how foolish she was. Astarion could scarcely believe she had survived this long. Though in her meager defense, this was probably going to be the first time that she was rebuffed for her advances. But otherworldly beauty could only take you so far, a harsh lesson that she was about to learn.
Astarion wasted no time in finding you again, politely dragging you away from the conversation. You didn't miss a beat, immediately updating him on everything that was said, "He'll bring the books by for translation. If there's any magic to them I'll be able to extract it and he'll get a.... redacted version. The poor thing really doesn't know what he's doing. But he's far from a threat-"
"That's wonderful my sweet, thank you," Astarion interrupted, his voice lowered, "But I need you to do something else for me. Do you remember those fun little ropes we found a few months back?"
You nodded, "The Cord of Constriction? Or the Lariat of Lethargy?"
"Let's say both. Now go and put them in the guest room for me will you? And then wait in the closet. And don't move a muscle until I say, no matter what you see or hear. Understood?"
"Why on Earth-"
"Darling," Astarion interrupted, an edge coloring his voice, "Don't question me. Just be a good girl and listen. Can you do that?"
Those were the magic words. He licked his lip as he watched a flush crawl up your neck, an adorable pout on your lips, "I-Gods. Fine! Just don't keep me waiting long."
"I won't," Astarion promised with a smile, "I'll see you soon."
He watched you go, excitement brewing in the back of his mind. And he thought tonight was going to be boring. He waited until he saw Imelel start her way up the stairs before following, a slight pep in his step. It was all so easy to manipulate her onto the bed, easier still to convince her of a "fun" little game to tie her to the bed posts.
He leaned back when he was done, a smirk forming as he watched her test her bindings, "I should have known that this would be your type of fun Astarion."
"Yes," Astarion laughed, low and mean, "You should have. Darling, you can come out now. I have a surprise for you."
Right on cue you were popping out of the closet, your eyes widening when you saw the woman tied to the bed. The woman who was slowly panicking as she realized just how strong the ropes she was tied with were.
"This is my surprise?" You asked as you saddled up to him, easily stepping into his open arms, "I assume this is the part where you explain why?"
"Astarion? What on earth are you doing?" Imelel asked quietly, her voice slightly shaking, "I am not someone to be trifled with-"
"I'll be the judge of that," Astarion said quickly before turning his attention back to you, "Darling, I'm so sorry to have to tell you this, but this creature spoke of you in one of the most disrespectful manners you can imagine. And for that a punishment is due, don't you think?"
"Are you insane?" Imelel screeched, "You won't get away with this!"
But Astarion wasn't listening. He was too busy watching the ways your eyes softened at him. You smiled, "So a powerful vampire mildly insults me, and your solution is murder?"
Astarion grinned, "Naturally."
"Gods, I love you," You sighed before leaning in to peck his lips, "But you'll help me, won't you?"
"Of course darling," Astarion cooed, his hand already reaching for the dagger in his belt, "I'm here to help."
Imelel was still struggling, hard enough to make the Cord of Constriction bite against her skin. Her hand was slowly turning purple from the loss of circulation. She was still screeching too, bellowing about her own importance. Right up until Astarion had the knife to her throat.
"Oh, not so brave now are you?" Astarion chuckled as she finally shut up, "To be clear, you will be dying tonight. For every offense that came out of your mouth in regards to my love. Your body will be used for a display to warn the next audacious shrew. Sound good?"
She was crying now. Good. It was her own fault that she was there to begin with, all because she couldn't keep her big mouth shut.
He turned back to you, "What do you say, darling? Do you want me to do the honors?"
You shook your head before gently taking the knife, taking the time to kiss him on the cheek, "No, I'll do the first cut, and the rest can be yours."
"Whatever you say darling," Astarion sighed, happy to step back and watch you get to work. You really were good with daggers, a skill he admired as he watched you slit her throat. There you were, the light of his life, the master of his heart, the one and only Lady Ancunin. And it was long time the world started to see you as such.
The two of you enjoyed yourselves for as long as you could before there was nothing left of the woman who once was. And Astarion kept to his word.
As a nice end to the evening he dropped her body down the stairs, chuckling at all of the shocked gasps it tore from his audience before he gave his speech, "This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you disrespect myself or Lady Ancunin in any shape or form. Do with the information as you will. Now please, enjoy your evening."
#astarion#astarion x reader#baldur's gate 3#astarion x tav#ascended astarion#asks#you'll pry my long posts out of my cold dead hands#people be dying#astarion ancunin#i'm back~#three more to go#i be trying#murder is involved here#writing exercies#not quite sure how I feel about this one
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My summary/breakdown of Staroba's dynamic (in reference to this post).
Note that I'm going to be working off memory for most of this so if someone has some additional input they wanna chime in with, feel free to. This is also going to be a train of thought/rambley sorta post so it's gonna be a bit disorderly (though, when have I ever been orderly with my posts :p)...
I like Staroba. A lot. And it's such a shame that there are people out there who look at this ship and just see "they're both bisexual, she's girlboss, he's malewife, and she pegs him" because there's SO MUCH more to their dynamic/that isn't even what their dynamic is.
They're childhood friends. We don't know how far back their friendship extends but I'm willing to venture that it's been since elementary school/early middle school at the absolute latest. And at the point in canon when Clover meets them, they're both likely in their late-twenties to mid-thirties in age. That's a long time to know someone, enough to be there through all the cringey, messy phases in life. These two know each other better than anyone else through sheer proximity and time spent together (more on this later).
Starlo has also been nursing a massive crush on Ceroba since they were kids. You can see this in the picture that's in Starlo's house: she's holding him and doing a peace sign at the camera, meanwhile Starlo is clearly flustered and hover-handing her (this was likely back when the Dunes were still the Meadows, judging by what appears to be a pine tree in the background).
That might have you think: "Ah, Rusty, you're so lame. This is a 'the guy gets the girl' scenario. I'm gonna chuck tomatoes at you!" And to that I say: hold your tomatoes! Ceroba did have some interest in Starlo as well! Exclusively in the Pacifist Run, if Clover TALKs to Ceroba two times in the reception area in the Steamworks (immediately after entering the door where the path through the Steamworks branches off from the Neutral/No Mercy Route), Ceroba will initially start off talking about how she met Chujin and how she'll never find someone as wonderful as him in her life, which prompts Clover to mention Starlo. Ceroba gets a bit flustered but states that she did consider getting into a romantic relationship with him once upon a time but he wasn't ready to grow up like she was (8:18 in this video). So there was mutual potential for them to get together when they were younger, but the things they wanted out of life at that point weren't compatible with each other. Like two ships in the night, they passed each other by.
Ceroba fell in love with Chujin, who was ready to have a family and settle down and be mature, which is what Ceroba wanted from a romantic relationship. And when Ceroba got engaged to Chujin, what did Starlo do? Did he get jealous and throw a fit? Shovel-talk Chujin? Try to convince Ceroba to take him instead? Nope. According to Crestina, he got so depressed that he locked himself in his room for days. As hurt as he was by the person he loved not picking him, he didn't make his feelings Ceroba's problem. Starlo was the one who lacked the initiative to ask her out and I get the sense that he knew that deep down; he couldn't just expect Ceroba to magically know his feelings for her and then they get married and ride off into the sunset together. Instead, he respects Ceroba's relationship. They remain good friends. He lets Ceroba and Kanako, the child that the love of his life had with Chujin, come over to his town and goof off. He may not like Chujin as a person because of his own petty feelings but he also respects for the man (seen in his dialogue about Chujin after defeating Ceroba in True Pacifist) and he's aware that his gripes with Chujin are personal.
Then Chujin passes away and Kanako falls down and gets sent to the Lab. While Chujin's death is well-known, nobody else in town seems to know what happened to Kanako besides Starlo (though, without the specifics) and the Feisty Four (who Starlo likely broke the news to). Starlo is Ceroba's sole confidant. With Chujin permanently out of the picture, this could be Starlo's chance to try to charm Ceroba. But he's respectful enough to know that she's in this deeply vulnerable state and so he does the right thing and helps her. Approaches the situation as her best friend. Let her crash in the Feisty Five's shack rent-free because staying at home is too painful for her. Invents his whole "North Star" persona to try to entertain her and distract her from her pain because that's what strikes him as the best thing to do. Pulls Ceroba into his shenanigans to take her mind off her problems. It doesn't exactly work because her problems run deeper than that but an attempt is made to make things easier for her.
On Ceroba's side of things, she may not understand Starlo's whole cowboy LARPing deal but she knows that it makes him happy. She doesn't look down on it or belittle him for having a passion that is so nerdy that it practically pastes a "Kick me" sign on his back. She may not want to be involved in the Feisty Five, but she's entertained by them and lets herself get dragged into their roleplays from time to time (see Ceroba getting involved in the Trolley Problem Mission, wooden actor that she is). In a Neutral Run, if Starlo is spared, Ceroba will throw a party for him to celebrate him reuniting with the rest of the Feisty Five because she wants him to be happy. Despite how different they are in terms of stuff like personality and interests, they both like and respect each other a lot.
They also have so many parallels despite their differences and know each other so well. Clover shows up and Starlo falls too deeply into the persona he invented and becomes a reckless, selfish jerk. He drives away his friends, he nearly kills Clover and there is nothing that Clover can do to snap him out of it (yes, Clover can Surrender in the end, but that only makes him hesitate. And if Clover does anything but Surrender or FIGHT him on the final turn, Starlo will nearly pull the trigger on Clover until Ceroba interferes). Ceroba is the one to call him out on his behavior and make him remember his conscience: he's not this selfish jerk he built himself up to be, he's not a killer. In the Pacifist Run, Starlo goes after Ceroba once he realizes the truth of why she's accompanying Clover to Hotland. It's not solely to protect Clover, though that's a massive factor (if this was the case, he'd accompany Clover back to the Wild East instead of going after Ceroba); he wants to protect Ceroba's heart: she's not the sort to murder an innocent child, she's not a killer. You can especially see this mindset that Starlo has when he calls Clover out in the Flawed Pacifist ending: while the law and everyone else may see Clover killing Ceroba as the equivalent of putting a dangerous murderer down, to him, they killed a desperate mother pushed to an extreme. Unforgivable in his eyes.
There's also how Clover can only say the same responses to killing either Starlo or Ceroba ("..." or "I'm sorry."), depending on the run. As well as how only Starlo or Ceroba can be fought in Flowey's mindscape in a Neutral Run, depending on how the Neutral Run is done. Never both. Could mean nothing, but I like pointing it out.
They're also pretty damn patient with each other despite being impatient people overall. You can see Starlo's impatience with how eager he is to push Clover into being a deputy and how dismissive he acts about the rest of the Feisty Five when they bring up complaints/try to get him to slow down. But when Ceroba wallops him then he gets back up in the True Pacifist ending, then it's a "Well, I guess I deserved that :D." Not a lick of anger for being knocked unconscious. Likewise, when Clover was in the Wild East in a Pacifist Run, Ceroba is likely straining at the bit to get Clover to the Royal Laboratory as soon as possible. But she also knows that having a human in the town that Starlo made to imitate the Surface means a lot to him, so she lets him have his fun with them until he's ready to let them go.
Starlo's and Ceroba's dynamic is founded on a deep understanding of who each party is at their core, mutual respect and kindness for one another, and patience. They're best friends with each other but that relationship also has the potential to evolve into a romantic relationship just as much as it can withstand remaining purely platonic. There is no "this one is the boss of the relationship and this one is the one that defers to the other" dynamic in the relationship because both sides are equals who are willing to listen to each other (Ceroba and Chujin's relationship more closely adheres to that dynamic actually, with Ceroba deferring to Chujin because she sees him as this perfect, untouchable character. You can see this with Ceroba hesitating to kill Clover because she genuinely likes the kid but because Chujin asked her to reap an innocent human SOUL for his serum, she goes all-out to accomplish this). They love each other a lot platonically and I can see the opportunity for some romantic attraction to crop up as Ceroba starts to move on from Chujin and Starlo starts being more responsible post-True Pacifist. They would be two people who mutually grow into the best versions of themselves and also love each other.
#this post escaped my drafts so i spent some time typing it up while it was posted. thanks for that tumblr :/#this is just the jist of it. i could talk further but this post is already getting a bit long.#staroba#''but rusty!'' you cry. ''are they both bisexual?''#my answer to that is they can be whatever sexuality you want them to be (though my interpretation of them is some degree of MGA)#''but rusty! the fans need to know: does Ceroba peg Starlo???'' to that i say uh... decide that for yourself. let that be a thought exercis#and when you reach a conclusion please be sure to NOT let me know unless i actually know you. thanks 🙏
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The weekend retreat was SO lovely, you guys. I felt like a teenager again, and that isn't just because we spent two and a half hours running around in the dark tackling and wrestling and nearly biting each other in a frenzy to win a game that got WAAAAY too competitive xD
#it's SO funny to me that i was tackled to the ground FOUR times. like my dudes what threat do **i** pose to you?? i'm SMALL and SLOW#and have been complaining since 8:30 of fatigue and wanting to sleep (like a little old granny) and y'all KNOW i don't do strenuous exercis#regularly. so like. whyyyy four timessss i had gravel in my mouth and was so indignant#anyway this just goes to show that i'm not very competitive and only get that way when REALLY worked up#anyhow it was lovely! lots of singing and praying and time beside/inside the lake :D#am feeling much refreshed!
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so turns out i might have serious blood issues
#i just say blood issues bc idk what type of issues im having#should be going to the doctor at some point to get checked out for that#thanks me for making myself try to start jogging despite knowing I had asthma and other mystery issue that makes me feel Bad when I exercis#nonsensical rambling
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gaaahhhh it’s so frustrating trying to find information about exercising with pcos because everything that comes up is just about losing weight and nothing of actual substance. what if I don’t give a fuck about changing a number on a scale or a clothing tag and i want to actually support my body and my long term health? absolutely ridiculous and infuriating.
#personal#I’m sorry if this is triggering I’m not sure what to tag it as#so far all i know is that building muscle mass can help but i don’t want to trigger too much stress hormones#and also i need to watch for inflammation but I don’t really know how to do that#and I’m receiving so much conflicting information about whether I’m just supposed to go on walks and do gentle stuff#or if I do need to get my heart up rate up more#I’m so gd frustrated as if existing in a fat body wasn’t hard enough#now I also have to exist in a sick body#and everyone acts like it’s my own fault for being sick bc I exist on a fat body#and any medical advice is just ‘lose weight. don’t eat sugar. except don’t cut out sugar. and exercise. but I won’t tell you how to exercis
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If I could get over my internalised ableism and be like 5% more organised and do shit like use my fucking support aids and take my fucking meds I really would be unstoppable.
#brought to you by me inguring my ankle and being forced to use a stick and thus being reminded that using a stick makes my life 100x easier#the gaul honestly#when i was like 14 i got it in my head that i could just stop using my aids and not be disabled anymore because then no one would know#other causalties include hand rests. physio exercies. typeing my notes instead of writing them by hand. and wearing my god damn hearing aid#and now im mostly over that but my brain sometimes screams im not fosabled enough to use a stick despite thay not being how that works#but im very very bad at habit forming so all that shit is still abandoned.#i used to be better about my meds. i really did. but now i think im drawing connections that dont exist between them and my seizures#and like. if i dont take them i still get seziures. but if i do take them i presume they casued the seizure#even though ive been taking these meds for years and the seziures have had a slow degeneration to be this bad#im calling them seziures. the doc is unsure but the are at least seizure like#fuck i just need to get my fucking shit together with my disablities#i have stuff to make everything a thousand times easier#i just dont fucking do it because im a dumb ass
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Ascoltare le proprie emozioni,ti rende libero .
A volte non ci rendiamo conto che la vita è nostra e che non dobbiamo vivere per compiacere gli altri .
Alla fine quel poco che ci rimane ,nel bene o nel male siamo noi ..
Quindi amiamoci !
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Let me tell you about the time my sedentary lifestyle hinders me less with Every habitual Exercise
#TEXT#DAY 11#Math is hard but i guess anything is possible to teach you about the time my sedentary lifestyle HINDERS me less with every habitual exercis
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Wish I’d known about these before the unfortunate knitting injury.
btw I've found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:
Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!
especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it's really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)
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No More Excuses 30-Minute Full Body Workout for Lasting Weight Loss
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Need a full-body workout but can't find the motivation? Check this 30-minute session that you will surely love! It's all about getting stronger, sweating it out, and working towards that lasting weight loss.
This routine's got a little bit of everything, we got strength, cardio and toning. You'll be doing moves like Lateral Arm Circles, Slow Burpees, Side Lunge Windmills, and Fire Hydrants to target your entire body. Always remember to breathe and grab some water between workouts. It’s easy to skip, but trust me, it’ll make a difference. And to help you cool down, I added a baby pose at the end of the workout to cool down your body. Honestly, it's the perfect way to end things, you'll feel like you really earned that moment of chill.
Don’t stress too much about not getting it perfect at first! Just stay consistent with your routine and your body will eventually get used to it. It’s about showing up and doing your best. So let’s get moving and sweat it out! Good luck and have fun!❤️💪
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September is Healthy Aging Month
September has arrived and I’m ready for summer to be over! One of the best things about cooler weather is that it encourages me to be more active outdoors. It’s no secret that middle age ushers in physical changes to the body, many unwelcomed. I’ve already had to address elevated cholesterol levels and I just turned 50. Fitness is something that I’ve taken for granted, because for most of my…
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The Essential Guide To Crafting Your Daily Exercise Routine
In today's fast-paced world, finding time to prioritize our health and fitness can be challenging. However, incorporating a daily exercise routine into our lives is crucial for maintaining physical health, mental well-being, and overall happiness. With a bit of planning and commitment, anyone can create a sustainable exercise regimen that fits seamlessly into their daily life. Let's explore how to craft a personalized daily exercise routine that works for you.
Setting Realistic Goals Before diving into designing your daily exercise routine, it's essential to establish clear and achievable goals. Whether your objective is to lose weight, build muscle, improve flexibility, or simply boost energy levels, defining your goals will help tailor your exercise plan accordingly. Ensure your goals are specific, measurable, attainable, relevant, and time-bound (SMART) to keep you motivated and focused.
Choose Activities You Enjoy The key to sticking with a daily exercise routine is to engage in activities you genuinely enjoy. Whether it's cycling, running, swimming, yoga, dancing, or weightlifting, find activities that bring you joy and make you feel energized. Experiment with different exercises to discover what resonates with you the most, and don't hesitate to mix it up to keep things interesting.
Prioritize Consistency Consistency is key when it comes to reaping the benefits of exercise. Aim to incorporate physical activity into your daily routine, whether it's first thing in the morning, during your lunch break, or in the evening. Consistency helps build habits and ensures that exercise becomes a natural part of your daily life. Start small if needed, gradually increasing the duration and intensity of your workouts as you progress.
Schedule Your Workouts Treat your exercise sessions like any other important appointment by scheduling them into your calendar. Designate specific times for exercise and commit to sticking to your schedule as much as possible. By prioritizing your workouts and treating them as non-negotiables, you're more likely to follow through and make exercise a regular habit.
Incorporate Variety To prevent boredom and plateaus, incorporate a variety of exercises into your daily routine. Mix cardio, strength training, flexibility, and balance exercises to target different muscle groups and keep your body challenged. Additionally, try new activities or classes to keep things fresh and exciting. Variety not only makes exercise more enjoyable but also ensures a well-rounded fitness regimen.
Listen to Your Body While consistency is crucial, it's equally important to listen to your body and give it the rest it needs. Pay attention to signs of fatigue, soreness, or injury, and adjust your workouts accordingly. Rest and recovery are essential for muscle repair and growth, so don't hesitate to take rest days when needed. Striking a balance between exercise and rest will help prevent burnout and promote long-term sustainability.
Set Realistic Expectations It's essential to set realistic expectations for your daily exercise routine. Understand that progress takes time and that results won't happen overnight. Be patient with yourself and celebrate small victories along the way. Remember that every step forward, no matter how small, is a step in the right direction toward achieving your fitness goals.
Stay Hydrated and Fuel Your Body Properly Proper hydration and nutrition are crucial components of any exercise routine. Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated, especially before, during, and after your workouts. Fuel your body with a balanced diet rich in lean proteins, complex carbohydrates, healthy fats, fruits, and vegetables to support your energy levels and recovery.
Conclusion Incorporating a daily exercise routine into your life is a powerful way to prioritize your health and well-being. By setting realistic goals, choosing activities you enjoy, prioritizing consistency, scheduling workouts, incorporating variety, listening to your body, setting realistic expectations, and fueling your body properly, you can create a sustainable exercise regimen that fits seamlessly into your daily life. Remember, consistency is key, and every small step you take toward your fitness goals brings you closer to a healthier, happier you. So lace up those sneakers, find what moves you, and embark on your journey to a fitter, stronger, and more vibrant life!
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A colored sketch page of human versions of the Box of Doom and the dome from Dimension 20. They are both depicted as Black women.
The Dome is tall and fat, with an afro that covers her eyes and medium brown skin. Her main outfit is a black corset style top with a large purple and blue skirt in the pattern of the dome. She also wears tall boots covered in buckles, complementing the decorative buckles on her corset.
The Box of Doom is shorter and thin, with sunken eyes and prominent cheekbones. Her hair is done in long twists, and she has darker brown skin. Her main outfit is a tattered grey dress with large holes and decorative chain belts. She wears a lighter grey shawl and tall platforms with brickwork carved into them.
Detailed descriptions of each sketch under the cut.
Sketch 1: a small doodle of a giddy Dome in a green halter top firing a futuristic gun that emits bright sparkles and blasts. Doom is wearing a sci-fi shawl covered in microchip patterns. She's clutching her girlfriend's other hand, a terrified expression on her face as they seemingly jump or fall downward.
Sketch 2: Dome is wearing a top based off the pressure gauge from Mentopolis, while holding a roll of paper. Doom is smoking a pipe that blows whimsical lavender blobs. Her skin is a deep purple in the style of the Mentopolis character art.
Sketch 3: the girlfriends in their standard outfits. Dome is holding Doom bridal style with a proud smirk, while Doom smiles and stretches out her hand to the viewer, presenting a natural 1 on a d20.
Sketch 4: Dome is wearing a brown tank top laced at the back with an oversized light gold ribbon bow. She also has a poofy, gauzy longsleeve overshirt and cream colored flowers in her afro. She is cupping Doom's cheek lovingly. Doom is looking lovestruck, and has flowers and vines entwined in her twists. This is captioned with a screenshot from discord that reads, "Ah, honored!! I have had .....a very silly idea. And I would like to make it a reality. Consider: Box of Doom and the dome, gijinkas....and they are girlfriends."
Sketch 5: A basic design drawing of the two characters standing next to each other, with their standard outfits and appearance. Dome looks beautiful, with plenty of curves and a doublechin. Doom is slight in comparison, even with her tall platforms, but just as striking with her skull-like face and indulgent smile.
Sketch 6: a small doodle of the two girlfriends kissing, their hands pulling each other close and tiny hearts exploding above them.
Sketch 7: Dome is sitting behind the DM screen for A Crown of Candy. Her hair is done in two poofy spacebuns that are decorated like striped candies. Her paneled corset is a rich burgundy with puffy pink short sleeves and a gathered trim on the neckline. Decorative sprinkles are scattered across the transparent mesh covering her chest. Her hands are spread over the landscape of the DM screen, looking down at you through a gap in her hair with a seductively dark smile. Doom has her arms draped across Dome's shoulders, her head resting atop Dome's. She's point down at something on the board with a faint smile that seems sinister in its excitement.
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The Dome and Box of Doom gijinkas commission for @dimension20stuff I had fun coming up with outfits for them <33 Thank you so much for commissioning!
#decided to describe my girls <3#idk how useful detailed descriptions like this are from an accessibility perspective tbh they seem far too wordy but it was a v fun exercis#tag for when i add things#call that Doomed yuri
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The Best Core Exercises for Building Strength and Endurance
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