I handle a lot of books every day, and I have learned that cozy mystery novels (which the grandmas go NUTS over) always have some sort of cute animal or whimsical handicraft on the cover, but since they're mysteries, there's usually still some form of grisly murder involved, which gets you absolute gems like this:
Machete's character really went from dark, edgy, black-and-red, "not god's chosen but god's cursed" aesthetic to a little crunchy boy full of anxiety, fluff, awkwardness and love for his partner, and I love it for him
this fucking kid makes me absolutely insane. this is so fucking hilarious DO NOT TRY TO PLAY THE RESPECTFUL CARD WHEN YOU JUST BROKE HIS SHIT FOR NO REASON 😭😭😭😭😭😭
working on the play fighting snippet for scara and the realization hit that getting him to do what you want is rather easy, so long as you know how to play your cards right. he tries hiding it but he has 'pick me' energy. would randomly obliterate an entire building just to get your attention back on him if it wandered elsewhere. he's anything but normal