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Reading The Bloody Chamber, and I’m pretty sure LB got some inspiration there, except she didn’t allow her heroine to be young and horny, and had Baghra swoop in to save Alina’s precious virginity. A lot of passages read like what would Shadow and Bone want to be read as, but cannot.
I think I’m gonna post those passages that made me think most of Darklina later, though I'm not sure how much will I bother with coherent post. Also kinda fun how sweet is Carter’s “Mal-wannabe”. But, y’no... blind and not a warrior, so not nearly as cool as The Blade Boy...
#The Bloody Chamber#Angela Carter#parallels&references#Shadow and Bone (book)#Leigh Bardugo#grishanalyticritical#Alina Starkov#The Darkling#Darklina#Malyen Oretsev#Grishaverse#anti Mal#V#The Bloody Chamber and Other Stories#anti Leigh Bardugo#I have this Bluebeard's wife retelling#except she's not even wife#and Mrs.Carter's badass mum's missing.
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People: "omgg Catelyn was such an evil bitch if she was so hurt at Ned she should have taken it out on him instead of Jon who did nothing wrong!"
Westerosi noble husbands who have full legal and social control of their household (including their wife) if their wife ever attempts to "take something out on them":
#they also just had a whole ass continent wide war about a prince running off with someone who wasnt her wife#begging you guys to engage those braincells for 4 seconds#catelyn stark#catelyn tully stark#it was 1000% neds fault that situation happened even knowing his motivations#and sure there are exceptions like genna lannister who have sway in their households because their fathers family is more powerful#-than their husbands#but even then genna had to OBEY HER FATHER and marry emmon frey against her wishes#almost like she still has to abide by the word of a man#almost like in a feudal patriarchy the ones with all the power are NOBLE MEN
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They actually took the BEST male love interest in all of the Bridgerton universe and made him into a woman destroying both his and Francesca's characters and arcs going forward.... Like I'm sorry but the gender roles Michael and Francesca have are integral to their story... The infertility, Michael inheriting all of John's estate and title....and the guilt that comes with it. They even give him John's old clothes to wear
#michael stirling#do they not realise the fucking money they lost by ommiting THE merry rake Michael Stirling#he coveted John's wife he could never do that#he got everything he never wanted from his cousin except his wife!!!!#anti bridgerton#i guess?#anyway cant wait to be called a homophobe because im sad my favorite book in the series got butchered#bridgerton#franchael#masali is stunning but essentially the only similar thing to the book now will be that john dies#thats it.#like is Francesca going to have John's baby after he dies? because Francesca would never even consider marriage or find love again if she#had a child already#that's why she choses to go to the marriage mart again!!! thats the angst!!!#Michael knowjing as her closest male relative through marriage#he has to give her away! he will lose her again when he never even had her!#and he's too guilty to let his feelings out
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Can't stop giggling on the headcanon of Bartolomeo and Cavendish arguing about Law being a potential partner for Luffy. Bartolomeo is against the idea solely on the premise that he can't stand Trafalgar's guts but Cavendish reiterates that Law is hopelessly whipped with the way he's willing to die with Luffy if the inevitable happened way back in Dressrosa. The entire Straw Hat Grand Fleet is so done with them. LMAO.
#one piece#one piece headcanon#actually the third person to participate in the argument is baby 5#she's sai wife and also a member of said fleet by association#and she's the only one who knows law#so bartocav definitely needed her input#except baby 5 didn't even expect law to like someone#and she's also shocked on the possibility#but she'd agree with cavendish#just because his reasoning is the most convincing one#but sometimes she'd take barto's side because she's lowkey done with law too lmao#strawhat grand fleet mentioned#bartolomeo#bartolomeo one piece#cavendish#cavendish one piece#bartocav#lawlu#let bartocav meet the rest of the strawhats already
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10-year age-gap akeshu AU in which, after an especially bad night, 16-year-old akira’s family situation has degraded so irreparably that he finally runs away to tokyo, like he’s always planned to. still in bad shape from his escape, he gets reluctantly picked up by a woman not that much older than him and recuperates at her apartment, where he meets her very hostile, very overprotective son.
it takes a while for 6-year-old goro to realize that akira isn’t one of his mother’s usual “clients”. despite akira’s flight-or-fight instinct button-mashing RUN out of fear of stagnating in one location for too long, in typical joker fashion, he stays with the akechi family to help them through hard times—praising and pampering goro when his mother is too tired to acknowledge him, and pulling mamakechi back to reality when she teeters between picking her poison: a rope hung from the rickety ceiling fan, a long, cold bath, a step off the balcony… he’d barged into their life a year before things would have broken permanently, and patiently patched up the cracks that would have deepened into permanent fissures.
goro in particular takes a liking to the new addition in their household. akira is the only other person he has met who treats him so nicely and gently and attentively—even more so than his own mother. he always seems genuinely happy to see goro come home from school, and frequently offers to take goro out on “adventures” to tour museums, visit aquariums, pet the alley cats, and so on. with him around, goro doesn’t have to wait at the bathhouse anymore. he grows to revere akira as the darling guardian angel his mother had brought home just for him.
in the end, having satisfied the selfless side of his nature, the selfish side has akira running away once again. he thinks his role has been fulfilled, and that he shouldn’t keep disrupting a family that isn’t his. he couldn’t have been more wrong.
and so, goro grows up with a doting mother and an awful, gaping hole where half of his heart should be. that is, until he meets a familiar stranger in Mementos—then again, in an innocuous coffee shop halfway across tokyo.
#tw suicide#akeshu#明主#ft. goro hunting down his flight-risk wife and tying him down with a ring#akira is in disbelief that someone as talented and accomplished and shiny as goro is deadset on some random barista “past his prime”#except to goro akira has only grown more attractive with age#of course mamakechi would be OVERJOYED to see her “roommate” again#even happier to have him as an in-law! now he can't run away ever again!! family hotpot time!!!#she might beef with sojiro for snatching away akira though... murder mom vs coffee dad. who will win#i created this AU bcus i grew bored of daydreaming about my other ones while i fall asleep#except it was so fun to think of that i ended up losing three hours of my sleep...#can u tell i have a huge soft spot for mamakechi LOL
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System Memory Retrieval Error—Match Not Found. Rerouting to Next Available Host. System Memory Placement Error—Parent Host Unavailable. Rerouting To Next Available Host.
(Pt. 2)
I’ve been rotating this idea in my head like a rotisserie chicken for a while. Made this whole comic on stream!
#leon kuwata#kaito momota#nekomaru nidai#danganronpa#ghost au#danganronpa spoilers#comic#art#doodles#long post#gundham tanaka#gonta gokuhara#peko pekoyama#it’s an “oops the ghosts uploaded themselves into the class 77 bodies” au because it’s great#except gundham and nekomaru didn’t even get put in their own bodies so no one wins#sorry fuyuhiko your wife is a baseball nerd now. yeah she could’ve been here but she doesn’t hang out with the guys jocks. yeah sorry#also the v3 survivors are on jabberwock too after getting rescued by the future foundation so#everyone gets to partake in the drama! huzzah!
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The Twin Boys; One in Black, One in White
#meek’s art#meek’s headcanons#micah bell#amos bell#Bells family#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#Rdr2#My hc for Amos mostly come from Amras’s headcanons#Wip lore so bare with me#Amos wasn’t inherently a better person than Micah#amos was just more capable of change#And lucked out on not being the person to carry the family’s legacy#Amos got a working girl pregnant and sort of had to hide it from their dad#This could be a fan fic idea i swear#Amos was around the working girl to make sure she didn’t peep about the secret#She saw something in him. I guess Amos too saw something in her beside his soon-to-be child#She ended up getting him out of his abusive home life. He got her out of a life of working on the street corner#They are a bit like romantic run away lovers except they ran away before they truly fell in love#I really would love to write about Amos more#I wanna give his wife a name and apperance too#Amos is still working through being an not-good person even while dating his wife#Amos and Micah are of the same blood. One could fight his demons. The other succumbed.
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like why did they change where Vegeta was when Cell announced the cell games in the anime
why did they make this vegeta starting shit with yamcha instead of chillin in the lab with his family? why did they take Bulma out of the lab? Why'd they say she was Out while Dr Brief was repairing 16? Why did they change Bulma working on advanced robotics to running in late with her baby?
it's the same scene except: - Bulma's actively at work being a scientist - Vegeta's not being rude to her (or anyone else!) - Vegeta waits for Trunks instead of leaving the room - Cell interrupted the airwaves, which means Trunks and Vegeta were just hanging out with Bulma and Dr B while they were working
Those are all Great Character Details!! That the anime rails against!!
#these cowards afraid of showing Vegeta actively choosing to be around his wife and child even when he's Bad#Because Goku who is Good never ever even once makes that choice onscreen outside of filler#and then they justify that choice by making Chi-Chi seem horrid and unreasonable for (checks notes) Not Wanting Her Child to Die#anyway I am once again being bitter about anime vs manga klasjdklasd#I can't believe I let the anime convince me I hated Goku man Goku's SUCH a good and ridiculous character in the manga#the anime just SUCKS at letting him be who he's always been#and has to reframe and recontextualize and reword everything he does so that it seems like he's Actually Quite Mature and Thoughtful nO#THAT's VEGETA YOU COWARDS#also the fact that bulma said she wouldn't live with him at the beginning of this arc to him casually hanging out with her and trunks#after cell beat his ass and humbled him is REALLY GOOD SUBTEXT for their shared relationship having improved without showing it#it's great subtext for all three of them and toei just went 'nah' and decided to make it a whole group shot so ...? Master Roshi could sit#and explain how ??? Tournaments Work??? Just so Cell could log on and also explain how tournaments work?? God it's been so long#since I've watched the anime and now when I do it just makes me mad aklsdjskja the manga is SOOOOO much better#there are some spots where the pacing is more ideal in the anime like goku turning ssj for the first time but like man. everything else is.#like why are you making Goku snarky with Vegeta dude his clapbacks are SO much funnier when they're just Tactless Honesty#like Vegeta's not insulted by Snark bitch he grew up in the Freeza force that man was raised by THE bitchiest drag queens#Vegeta's insulted by someone saying something deeply and insultingly True to his face as if it's the fucking weather#Goku in the anime is like 'a battle of wits hoho' but Goku's purity is part of the joke he's not snippy he's just got no social etiquette#He's just honest! He's not trying to be insulting. That's what MAKES it insulting! That's the WHOLE GAG of why Vegeta can't stand him#Goku is always just telling the truth and it's always the rudest shit Vegeta's ever heard in his life#'it's a sunny day! i'm way stronger than you! see you out there bud!' 10000% Genuinely Friendly. Golden Retriever-Ass Pure.#Infuriating. Hilarious.#anyway I looked at anime clips to make sure I remembered things right and that was a mistake#as someone who has a soft spot for it and grew up on it -- compared to the manga it's bad and it's always been bad#and toriyama was right to be disinterested in watching it jesus christ they BUTCHERED his work#anyway this has been another shot of haterade with sketches thank you for scrolling my rambletags askljdask#dbtag#i just truly can't get over how they make Vegeta call her 'woman' in the anime and he literally only ever calls her Bulma in the manga#except for on namek when he refers to her as 'the/that woman' because she is a complete stranger#why is he calling her woman like he's a 1940s american husband and not an extraterrestrial from a deeply advanced society toei
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well fellas it’s happening i think i am maybe developing a crush on the girl ive been fucking recently 🫥
#the first person who i’ve felt even an inkling of a romantic feeling towards in over a year and of course it’s a fucking pisces#(i do not believe in astrology but i really need to believe in astrology rn for intricate rituals reasons😭)#anyways i feel a little bit insane and i don’t know what i want or what i should say and i genuinely GENUINELY genuinely. genuinely feel lik#e kara in all of the yearny supercorp fan fics#AND ALSO. i am a deeply weird autistic community college student and at the same age she is a neurotypical very very functional phd student#with a real job and a real apartment and a real life and a real future i feel so Unworthy of her lol. i’m good at making her come i love tsk#ing care of her but outside of sex i do not know what i have to offer bc i don’t know if my autistic whimsy personality works on neurotypica#ls. like i have yet to figure out if she likes me as a person or tolerates me bc i am oddly enough really good at fucking her idk.#ALSO . what even is a romantic relationship#like as is we go on cute excursions and fuck. what is the difference btw that and dating except monogamy and even that’s not necessarily a t#hing yk?????#AHHHHHHHHH like in my brain the difference btw romantic and fuck buddies is do you have long term intentions and no we don’t we’re in our 20#s we’re students neither of us is out here looking for a whole ass wife so what is the POINT of these feelings#bc like how does this end except hurt. is it worth the hurt at the end probably maybe idfk!!!#AHHHH WHO LET ME POSSESS THE CAPACITY FOR HUMAN EMOTION 😡😡😡
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Personally I find it really funny that based on what the twins said in the Book 2 finale re: having to tell their mom about what happened to Unalaq, it's literally canon that Unalaq's wife a) exists, b) is alive, and c) is just chilling in the Northern Water Tribe
She took one look at all the spirit fuckery her husband was getting up to and went "Well that's none of my business" and honestly I respect that
#oh and when I say spirit fuckery I mean it in both the literal and metaphorical sense. blame kat's latest raava and vaatu fic#yeah I'm just gonna start posting random LoK opinions on here now. this blog's been dead long enough#not really an incorrect quotes girly anymore sorry#not even a girl anymore. but you know#most of my red lotus and oc posting will remain on my personal blog though bc no one wants to see that#anyway. yes. Unalaq's wife. when I say the avatar franchise has a mom problem this is exactly what I mean#80% of characters don't have a mom. the moms that are alive either have little to no screen time or mentions#or they're basically Schroedinger's mom in the sense that they exist but not really#the exceptions being like. pema and suyin. and maybe senna though she also has very little screentime#my point is. the twins are younger than korra. I know avatarverse has a precedent for putting kids on the throne. looking at you zuko#but really we should have gotten unalaq's wife as chief of the nwt#introduced her in book 3 during the lead up to p'li's prison break#but that's just my objectively correct opinion#northern water tribe chief raspberry when#(according to avatar wiki her name is malina so I've been calling her raspberry in my head ever since I found out#malina means raspberry in russian that's why. probably in a bunch of other slavic languages too idk I'm not an expert#and she shares a name with katara and sokka's weird white stepmom from the comics which no sane person considers canon. so that's fun)#the legend of korra#unalaq
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Columbo theory: Columbo actually watches the intro to each episode via the Columbo Dimension™, but since "your honor, I saw them do it via a portal to my magical Columbo Dimension™" is not admissible in a court of law the rest of the episode is spent trying to catch the murderer without admitting that he is an eldritch being outside the mortal limitations of time and space
#columbo#acab except columbo. he already knows what crimes i've committed so he gets a pass#we are doing a cat and mouse thing. it's really funny#oh just one more thing uh i saw your little 'post' you called it? on that website uh what was it called? oh gee. uh yeah uh tumbler dot com#i made an account and everything. my wife she's an expert on this whole uh internet 'blog' thing. me i can't even set up the wifi box right#would you believe there's pictures of me on there but they drew me as if i were a dog? a dog. i guess it makes sense if ya think about it.#aaaanyways uh before i get outta your hair...#BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM AND TREMBLE OR SOMETHIN'. WELL. I GOTTA EAT YOUR SOUL NOW. SORRY MA'AM. MY COUSIN HAD HER SOUL CONSUMED ONCE YANNO...
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people doing this whole "look at how rhaenys acted with corlys's bastard son vs how catelyn acted with jon snow" to demonize one or the other is weird because, like, maybe it's just me, but i think that catelyn and rhaenys had different reactions because they're different people in different situations.
#personal#like they're clearly very different people with different personalities#hell even the situations are different#rhaenys kinda stumbles upon corlys's bastard whose name i don't know cuz i'm not watching this season just kinda in passing#she knew he existed but didn't really have to deal with it at all#meanwhile ned comes home with this baby he says is a product of cheating and just goes 'he's living here now'#there's no space for catelyn to separate herself from the betrayal of fidelity the way that there likely was for rhaenys#like i'm not catelyn's biggest fan#not just because of her treatment of jon (altho yeah i'll be honest i'm not a fan) but there's stuff about her personality#and how she views the world and what being in her head is like that can rub me the wrong way#(she's just so constantly judgy and rude about nearly everyone she doesn't know and even some that she does and it can get exhausting)#but she's a different person to rhaenys and also occupies a different role than she does#rhaenys has a lot more going for her in her marriage than just being corlys's wife#she's got the bluer blood as a targaryen princess she's got a dragon she's got power and influence in her own right#meanwhile catelyn doesn't have nearly as much#she's a lord's daughter yeah but in this entirely new kingdom where she is now her power comes from being ned's wife#and mother to his children#in her head jon is a threat to that power due to being not only a reminder of ned's infidelity but also how his placement could supplant#her children and thus herself by extension#along with her just having a different personality to rhaenys that makes her harsher about it#(i mean i still don't LIKE that she takes it out on jon who certainly didn't ask to be born but i at least understand from characterization#and again: they're different people! no shit they'd react differently!#i'm just baffled at this attempt to pit GOT characters against HOTD characters all the time it's so weird#like now there's people arguing who's better between jace and robb stark and i'm just left baffled#do y'all literally not know how to consume content in any other way except petty fandom wars? my god you're annoying
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i think one of the girls from my homophobic ass ex church might ship haikaveh this is literally the funniest thing that has happened to me all week
#this girl is like#rlly religious#but i bring up genshin and she goes 'i love kaveh and alhaithams relatiosnhip theyre almost like husband and wife except homosexuality bad#like#gurl#i KNOW youre going through the 'if being gay bad why is my gay anime ship lowkey really good'#bcoz I WENT THROUGH THAT SHIT TOO#LIKE I DONT EVEN SHIP HAIKAVEH THAT MUCH#BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY#gods will may be strong but yaoi is stronger
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gender balance of my ocs is so out of wack that whenever you look at any of the men it's like here's this guy and the five most important people in his life (they are all women)
#with a few exceptions we have some husbands and brothers and so on#but the two most important guys are like. here is me and my roommate and my best friend and the woman who is gonna kill me one day and my#mentor and my wife and my co parent and my daughter and my niece and my#i can think of one gender inverse version and even then she has a girlfriend and a female character foil
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hmmm. you sure abt that.
#I've been rereading all the inkworld books & i don't remember it being this gay XD#there's also the whole mo/staubfinger thing that includes soul sharing#farids embarrassing puppy crush on staubfinger (he's jealous!! of his WIFE!#let's not even get into whatever is going on between nyame and staubfinger we'll be here all day#basically inkworld is just 4 books explaining how everyone is in love with staubfinger even the villains#except as demonstrated violante cause she's gay for brianna#and it's clearly intentional even the occasional no-homo-ing is half assed at best#idk what's going on here. it's not queercoding. or queerbaiting. or queer subtext.#it's a secret different thing: author does what she wants and doesn't give a fuck what you think#your petty labels have no power here#tintenherz#cornelia funke
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caved and watched the first 5 episodes of hotd and rn all i gotta say is i wouldn't even wish the fate of being a high ranking offical's daughter/wife in the GoT universe onto my worst enemy godddd
#YES I'M MAD LATE AND I SAID I'D WATCH IT A YEAR AGO....PLANS CHANGE STUFF HAPPENS but i always kept it on my mind#my least faves so far....otto and the cole guy.#not the biggest fan of daemon either rn. well it's more like whyyyy does he love to cause problems on purpose#all of this probs subject to change except otto i'm so glad viserys called him out on essentially pimping out his daughter#my thoughts on rhaenicent omfg........not for the weak and ik it's only gonna get worse#other thoughts. mysaria. lowkey queen i cannot blame her for getting a bag when she's just been screwed over#v interesting how even viserys is nottt above the system that allowed him to be king and HAS to take a wife + have kids#bc of his fucking council...and chooses alicent which i gasped at even tho ik it was coming obvi#like it was either her or his 12 y/o cousin when he's like. pushing 40??? mid 30s??? idfk#ick all around tho poor alicent her wearing that green dress. a statement. damn.#rhaenyra they can never make me hate you...never...am i always gonna be happy with her actions.no. am i gonna defend her. probs#srsly tho it's her birthright to be queen bottom line. i liked her seeing the white stag that was nice#rip to laenor's bf he did notttt deserve that at all ik cole thought he was being blackmailed and was mad paranoid atp but bro#imagine watching your secret lover die on your arranged marriage night if i was laenor u would have to drag me to that altar#um tldr i like it i'm scared acting supurb i like the tidbits at the end where they explain everyone's actions#hotd#my text
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