#except reddit lmao

[whyberealistic]

have my first wedding dress fitting today and therapy tomorrow and i couldn't tell you which i'm dreading more

[foralltheshaniacs]

i think my favorite part of the minecraft survival mode is that not only has ryan never played it, but has apparently not heard a single thing about it ever

[peterpparkour]

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[winchesterian]

why is every condescending post clearly seething that ppl hc dean as queer in any way always like "ermmmm i just find it FUNNY how people WHITEWASH dean to make him a WOKE lgbt king when he's actually [proceeds to list a set of heinous traits and actions he has never displayed or done or that require ignoring significant amounts of context to frame in that light]. he literally thinks its not gay if its incest". its a whole template unto its own at this point.

[theoghellextreme]

[vimbry]

that's why you never put any identifying info online btw! never know when your throwaway photograph's gonna end up in the chain of a 200k tumblr post.

[bearenjoyers]

sorry im just thinking about bcs but like. why not add a few smaller scenes of gus interacting with his own men? why does it seem like, in comparison, mike is almost immediately elevated to a higher status than those two in bcs purely because we actually get to see him having normal conversations with gus? like i understand they might not keep the plot moving as well because of the fact obviously if victor is currently doing something it’s because gus told him to etc. but for the most part all of the smaller interactions gus does have with those two ends up being in a somewhat high stress situation where it feels very tense between everyone. and it’s just like damn! is it always like that?? why do those two even care that much about their jobs if their boss is a bit of a dick? etc. i think even an additional scene or two with those guys (either alone or the both of them) talking with gus in a more normal situation could’ve both added a bit more depth into how gus treats his employees (we got a lot with how he treats lyle and co., but not a whole lot with the illegal side of things), how comfortable vic and tyrus feel around him in a calmer setting, and exactly why they both feel the need to be as loyal as they are to the guy.

and also on the other side of this i don't think it'd hurt to maybe elaborate on their pay just a bit..? i'm not saying to randomly put a number out into the atmosphere but i just mean some smaller things like. do they buy nicer things for themselves? what's their housing situation? what's their car situation? are the escalade / yukon their own vehicles or does gus just use those two for business situations? do they use them when they're doing their own stuff off the clock or do they have their own cars? etc. that can also help with understanding their motivations a bit. don't get me wrong i don't think they should be visibly rich or something because that's not what gus would want but just smaller things! cause it's easy to write their loyalty off as Well they probably get paid super well, which i'm sure is true, but if they don't show a single hint of that then what's the point. even something as simple as giving tyrus a nice watch, or maybe victor having a nicer looking gun, etc. something small like that. because as it stands right now the average 41 year old viewer who watched the show once only knows and will only ever know victor and tyrus as those two guys in the background who do random stuff for gus with no clear motivation. just the personification of "On it boss (salute emoji)". and to be honest this is true for a whole lot of fans who do watch the show multiple times and enjoy thinking about it more in depth, because on screen we barely have anything about the two.

and to be clear i'm not trying to say we should have an episode just for them or something like no i understand they're side characters. i understand we don't need all that. and i understand this is also primarily Jimmy's show. but it's not like these two are on the same level as like, arlo or paige and kevin etc. these guys have been around since brba. victor was literally introduced in the same episode gus was. and they are a huge part of gus's story, especially in brba. s4 wouldn't have been what it was without victor and tyrus. and in bcs, ignacio's situation wouldn't have been the same if it weren't for victor and tyrus as well. and i just personally believe that if their goal with gus in bcs was to go back and elaborate on how everything came to be and show what he was like a few years younger, they could've dragged victor and tyrus into that. and i think his character would've benefited from taking that extra step with those two.

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

I try to keep this kinda stuff off this blog bc I can only handle so many people mad at me at once from so many angles BUT I would just like to set myself apart from every other fanfic author and say that you all have FULL permission to put my Team Fortress 2 puppyplay porn into ChatGPT. It doesn't actually affect the dataset in any way bc that's not how these models work but just think about how funny it would be if it did

[dinodogs]

I love how someone made an entire 3 hour long video about why rwby sucks and the entire fandom just clowns on it all the time. Like we all joined forces to honk this losers clown nose and make fun of him.

[lavellane]

couldnt sleep last night too busy rotating leda von valancius around in my head like a grimdark rotisserie chicken

[primprimandprim]

Reddit really be like “Two trans people are talking to each other, this is cisphobia”

[stinkrascal]

all the shit i read on reddit about people living with roommates makes me so relieved that me and bf dont have any roommates because if i had to share my living space with someone who isnt my partner id actually die

[timeisacephalopod]

Love atheist communities that hate Christianity but reproduce every single issue Christianity has right down to the racism, wild misogyny, and of all fuckin things evangelizing atheism by sending religious people rude ass 'gotcha' type reactionary content to like idk, recruit people to atheism the way Certian Brands of Christian recruit literally anyone to their religion.

Like yes this atheism is what I see a lot of white men participating in, but like how dense do you have to be to only ditch the GOD part of religion and nothing else while claiming you're intellectually superior to religious folks like a great many incredibly talented and smart people in various sciences weren't religious?

[farcillesbian]

fun fact is that fruit flies can get concussions (or something akin to a concussion called a BANG) and scientists have been using them as a model to study brain injuries in humans because they display a similar range of symptoms and their short lifespans allow scientists to study what kind of health and lifespan impacts brain injuries can have. it's pretty neat!

[baejax-the-great]

I feel like I need to apologize to tumblr. I've talked a lot of shit over the years about tumblr's DA fandom.

But someone posted this shitpost to reddit, and the comments there are almost unanimously taking this post seriously and saying, Well, Actually, Solas didn't invent death/he only wants his own people to survive/hurr durr dying is bad.

They are writing paragraphs upon paragraphs lambasting my ability to understand Dragon Age. Because of this post.

And you know what? Not a single person on tumblr has done that yet, so I apologize for ever thinking badly of you, you all rule, thank you, may all your ages be blessed by dragons etc

Varric: People are dying!!

Solas, who invented people being able to die and is currently trying to uninvent that: Yeah, man. Glad we can agree on this.

[foreveranonymousfa]

I just want y'all to know I found this in my drafts from like... 9 or 10 years ago and I have in fact succeeded in buying all of these (and more) :)

Mario Party 2 in English, Japanese, and German (boxed)

Majora's Mask and Wind Waker Nendoroid and.... a lot more. Like too much ft. my moms urn (the collection is for her)

Japanese Clear Blue N64 w/ two controllers and Japanese Daiei Hawks N64 w/ four controllers ft. the Australian Pokemanic N64 (that one is my actual Holy Grail)

Cubone bootleg from Amazon (what I originally wanted) and the new Pokemon Sleep Cubone (I have more Cubone but in a different place)