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dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine · 4 months ago

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wait Dionysus is your wife not even allowed to visit you???

if so then that’s just cruel

She is actually!

sometimes.

like.

every few months.

#he hates everyone.#except his wife.#(and nico and will)#and his kids #their ok.#really annoying #tho

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alnilaem · 3 months ago

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*heavy sigh* ……. Price

#except he is not wearing tight jeans lol #the type of guy to gift you his ex wife’s dressed because she ‘‘doesn’t need them anymore’’#really he just wants to see you dolled up… sigh #also the type to keep progressively buying you more things #first it’s a necklace #some shoes #not too long until it’s a car and you feel soooooo indebted to him #might just have to suck him off to show your thanks or something #or cook him some dinner #cute girl turned wife… or whatever :)

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tweedfrog · 4 months ago

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People: "omgg Catelyn was such an evil bitch if she was so hurt at Ned she should have taken it out on him instead of Jon who did nothing wrong!"

Westerosi noble husbands who have full legal and social control of their household (including their wife) if their wife ever attempts to "take something out on them":

#they also just had a whole ass continent wide war about a prince running off with someone who wasnt her wife #begging you guys to engage those braincells for 4 seconds #catelyn stark #catelyn tully stark #it was 1000% neds fault that situation happened even knowing his motivations #and sure there are exceptions like genna lannister who have sway in their households because their fathers family is more powerful #-than their husbands #but even then genna had to OBEY HER FATHER and marry emmon frey against her wishes #almost like she still has to abide by the word of a man #almost like in a feudal patriarchy the ones with all the power are NOBLE MEN

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lo-cinno · 11 months ago

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He’s so cute he brought us flowers I love him pls

#the quality and lighting is bad bc I took this using my phone with shaky hands #i cannot handle this #the man on his first face to face meeting with us #told us his real name #complimented us #brought us flowers #im literally bringing put a ring wtf #i love him husband material real except hes so bbg wife #a date with death #lock-ing onto death

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madeofvoid · 8 months ago

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I have to get it out. It's been like 9 months since my binge rewatch of Neon Genesis Evangelion. I'm not going to say that transitioning would've 100% saved Shinji, but it would kill Gendo instantly. Just, the thought of that dense motherfucker being confronted by the fact that his own son, testament to all of his imperfections, would suddenly start to resemble his wife-- which he cannot handle outside of Rei-- would make him tweak into oblivion and I think that's very funny. just. *Enter stage left, Shinji being forced through the doors of Gendo's office by Asuka and maybe Misato* Shinji: Father, I- Asuka: Just say it! Shinji: Father, I'm a girl.. I'd like to start hrt immediately. Gendo:

#nora says mora #neon genesis evangelion #shinji ikari #gendo ikari #trans shinji #trans #total headcanon its just funny #the thought of Gendo watching everyone in his life except for 3 ppl becoming assorted versions of his wife #because ofc thats how he sees women #it would give him cyberpsychosis #the third impact happens because Gendo has a nuclear meltdown and jumps down an elevator shaft to throw hands with God #and he'd have done it to himself.

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artbysarf · 7 months ago

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The Moth and the Lizard are married actually

#helloooooooo???????#ppl started reblogging my old mothzilla art so i needed to draw updated designs LMAO #Godzilla is Japanese! I based his outfit on Japanese street fashion #His shirt says Godzilla obviously lol #I based Godzilla's tattoo on Yakuza tattos bc in a human AU he's def Yakuza #Mothra is Chinese! I baseed her outfit on Chinese street fashion and traditional Yi fashion #the Yi are one of the ethnic groups in the Yunnan province on China where Mothra is from!#Her tattoo is traditional chinese for Queen of the Monsters #if it's written wrong uhhhh sorry LMAO I TRIED #you can see mothra's ring........ yes they are married #Golden retriever wife and black cat husband actually #except they're both in organized crime and can kill u in 20 diff ways #good for them!!!!!!#Mothra has knives in her jacket don't get it twisted #godzilla #gojira #mothra #mosura #mothzilla #godzilla x mothra #mothra x godzilla #human mothra #human godzilla #godzilla x kong #godzilla x kong: the new empire #the new empire

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asteraws · 3 months ago

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also some wolfwood life draws

#idk much abt him except that he slays like its his job #my friend pattis wonderful wife #trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood #my art

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jarondont · 1 month ago

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odysseus appreciation post

thank you for your time

#man. every version of ody is just so cool #be it jay #odyssey odysseus #ngl—ody from troy (2004)#they're all so. awesome.#(except for when people who do him dirty)#my morally gray lying liar of a sad wet cat #he just wants to go home to his wife and son 😭#idk man. i love him #wanna give him a hug or firm handshake or smth #epic the musical #epic: the musical #the odyssey #odysseus

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feelo-fick · 7 months ago

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miscellaneous au doodles + a VERY self indulgent song lyric comic :D

+ extra evil comic below the cut :

"chil!" "don't look at me like that..."

#ill be honest this is all so self indulgent that its embarrassing but whatever. peace and love. i will live my truth #yes the song lyric comic is childhood friends t4t chilchuck + his wife. what of it.#yes i also put chilaios. SUE ME OKAY #anyways im really proud of that first comic i think i did the format justice #also to the fellow filipinos out there i salute to you all #if anyone who doesnt speak filipino google translates the song and talks to me about it i will uhhhhhh. kiss you <- joking #(BUT I DO ENCOURAGE TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT I WILL SCREAM)#now time for actual tags #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #<- technically #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #should i tag his wife? ill tag his wife #chilchuck's wife #laios touden #not gonna tag the others in the first comic cause theyre not the focus #chilaios #<- feed on angst with me. play with me in this space.#by the by im slightly dissatisfied with how i drew that evil comic i think it looks a little weird but i love the concept of it #i mean none of you have any context except for my friend whos working on this au with me but. i prommy that its good #oh yeah i should probably tag this au huh #[ tragedy au ]#<- dont worry about the name. d. dont worry about it.#PRAYING BEGGING PLEADING THAT THIS WILL POST PROPERLY THIS TIME

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alicentsaegon · 5 months ago

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They actually took the BEST male love interest in all of the Bridgerton universe and made him into a woman destroying both his and Francesca's characters and arcs going forward.... Like I'm sorry but the gender roles Michael and Francesca have are integral to their story... The infertility, Michael inheriting all of John's estate and title....and the guilt that comes with it. They even give him John's old clothes to wear

#michael stirling #do they not realise the fucking money they lost by ommiting THE merry rake Michael Stirling #he coveted John's wife he could never do that #he got everything he never wanted from his cousin except his wife!!!!#anti bridgerton #i guess?#anyway cant wait to be called a homophobe because im sad my favorite book in the series got butchered #bridgerton #franchael #masali is stunning but essentially the only similar thing to the book now will be that john dies #thats it.#like is Francesca going to have John's baby after he dies? because Francesca would never even consider marriage or find love again if she #had a child already #that's why she choses to go to the marriage mart again!!! thats the angst!!!#Michael knowjing as her closest male relative through marriage #he has to give her away! he will lose her again when he never even had her!#and he's too guilty to let his feelings out

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daisydood · 1 year ago

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why do people actually get mad at rockstar for making john so cringefail in rdr2 like do you think he came out of the womb with rock hard morals and loving his wife?? the game is called red dead REDEMPTION. "ohhh rdr2 ruined john for me!!" do you not know what a redemption arc is

#i feel like you should know how redemption works if youre playing red dead redemption but..#hes so itty bitty in the second game its so funny #except for the interaction when he said he would kill his wife if he could get away with it.#that was messed up #cringefail john marston #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #dc speaks!!#john marston

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mochiajclayne · 4 months ago

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Can't stop giggling on the headcanon of Bartolomeo and Cavendish arguing about Law being a potential partner for Luffy. Bartolomeo is against the idea solely on the premise that he can't stand Trafalgar's guts but Cavendish reiterates that Law is hopelessly whipped with the way he's willing to die with Luffy if the inevitable happened way back in Dressrosa. The entire Straw Hat Grand Fleet is so done with them. LMAO.

#one piece #one piece headcanon #actually the third person to participate in the argument is baby 5 #she's sai wife and also a member of said fleet by association #and she's the only one who knows law #so bartocav definitely needed her input #except baby 5 didn't even expect law to like someone #and she's also shocked on the possibility #but she'd agree with cavendish #just because his reasoning is the most convincing one #but sometimes she'd take barto's side because she's lowkey done with law too lmao #strawhat grand fleet mentioned #bartolomeo #bartolomeo one piece #cavendish #cavendish one piece #bartocav #lawlu #let bartocav meet the rest of the strawhats already

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dollypopup · 1 month ago

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saying the only confirmed asexual character is the most likely to cheat on his wife is absolutely WILD. like Colin Bridgerton? THE Colin Bridgerton? Who just about couldn't have sex without an emotional connection to the other person? and when he WAS he was almost completely disassociating from the moment? That man would cheat on his wife Penelope, the woman he very obviously loves and has respected long before they were in a romantic relationship? The Colin Bridgerton who has the best track record for respecting the women around him regardless of whether they were providing something for him? The Colin Bridgerton who listens to women and wears his heart on his sleeve? Colin Bridgerton who's coping mechanism when he's dealing with heartbreak is literally abstinence? The Colin Bridgerton who chose to marry Penelope actively every step of the way and ends season 3 happy as can be smooching his wife? THAT Colin Bridgerton? Would take on a mistress? AHAHAHAHAHA

Whatever you're taking I want some of it, because that's a level of delusion I think would be very fun to experience.

#polin #colin bridgerton #put some respect on my man's name he's the best dude to women in this entire series you can't change my mind #bridgerton #like the hate for this man is ridiculous #some of y'all are too into the mediocre guys of this series because 'oh his wife is the exception to his behavioral patterns!'#like no babe she isn't #not for long at least #and if you look at colin's track record? he has respected women every step of the way #some of y'all straight up lying because you can't handle that colin bridgerton is the best partner for a woman in reality

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uncharted-constellations · 1 year ago

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