#except for ana

[corruptimles]

my top 4 most played heroes 🐸🏹✌️🧪

[ripdiy]

hey everyone meet my family! they are all just minutes away from bleeding out!

[horror-aesthete]

Thesis (Tesis), 1996, dir. Alejandro Amenábar

Ana Torrent as Ángela Márquez

[cr4shdi3t]

Anyone that lives at home and has to hide their ed from family, pls buy/ask for the frozen itsu range!! 5 veggie gyozas are 117 cals & 1 sachet of chilli miso soup is 31 cals and because you’re putting them on a side plate and a bowl, it looks like ur eating loads when it’s only 148 cals for the whole meal!! <333

[bbyboybucket]

A movie about them being in a threesome is the wildest crossover for me

[stevethehairington]

no because like. okay i KNOW eddie does have wife related trauma but ALSO there are Layers here and it is s o o o o fascinating that eddie is getting CRIPPLING panic attacks over someone being called his wife. like. you would think maybe said wife related trauma would be the cause of that — like yknow. the woman i called my WIFE died, so now im terrified of ever having anyone else be called my wife , because what if that happens to her TOO. only NO. THATS ACTUALLY NOT IT AT ALL. it's anxiety about what having a wife means for HIM. like. LIKE. INSANE IMPLICATIONS INSAAAAANE IMPLICATIONS!!!!!!!!

[krillbot]

The new Mercy Sigma interaction is actually hilarious because apparently no one around Angela Ziegler stays dead

Ana Amari and Jack Morrison? They’re wandering into her apartment looking for health packs. “Guys stop running your vigilante operations out of house, I don’t agree with your actions” “Yeah, yeah, where’s your tea?”

Gabriel Reyes? Apparently unblew up and now he’s a wraith that keeps trying to kill your other old friends

That one guy who she had coffee with once? She heard about the space station incident, that was tragic, she remembered they had a lovely conversation. So whY IS HE HERE IN THE MISSION PREP AREA TALKING TO ME LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED?!?!??

At this point “Heroes never die” is less of an encouraging mantra and more of a begrudging realization

[faevertebrae]

Consequences of nightly pill-induced cravings may show up at your doorstep 2 days later in the form of 2kg of puffed rice

[snorlax114]

sweethearts on tiktok making videos about how hot heavy girls are and how soft and cute and all that and me feeling genuinely seen and loved for like 2sec before reminding myself that they definitely aren't talking about my obese ass💞

[malkaleh]

Does Mary also try to rename Felipe (Philip II) in Crown of Ashes?

It might be harder because he’s old enough to know his name if that makes sense? (Pippa id under a year old, I think Felipe is like four/five) Honestly she might try but might also reframe it as ‘after my unjustly usurped by my aunts sons son Felipe’ but yes,it is entirely possible that she tries to use his name as little as possible at least or just uses the Spanish version rather than Phillip.

[venture4treasure]

to that one venture i played on route76 who hunted me down after i swapped ana, you better hope you don't queue into my game without a mauga/hog carry ever again. i will be on dps kiriko and i am GETTING you.

i can't believe the only thing venture wants so badly from me is my elo

/lh

[kissitbttr]

"you are not my wife" girl that shook my heart to the core😭 im a sucker for angst but i HOPE that there is a good ending cause I would not let that man live if he ever said something like that to me. i would leave his ass so quick

i know baby i’m so sorry for that line😭😭 but it MUST be done!!

happy endings eh..? we’ll see😈😈

[anthonyed]

When I was 6 I said I wanted to become a doctor -> I became

When I was 17 I said I wanted to become an anesthesist -> I came close to pursuing surgery (unwillingly, let it be known i want nothing to do with this whole life what more work and people around it??)

When I was 26 all I wanted to do was cease to exist -> 32 now lol

When I was 28 I decided that what I need is a license to practice so I can reap my own fucking money my own fucking way -> I'm 32 and just got my license to practice and just got out to making my own fucking money my own fucking way and I'm scared as hell

I'm 32 now and all I want is enough money to ensure my luxury without working till I fucking die -> please God give me some jackpot please please pleaseee

[agapestricken]

alright, yeah, manja may be kind of sly... BUT have you also considered that she's a seven foot tall partially moth-like woman with luxurious, long black hair and glowing yellow eyes? like she's honestly gorgeous and i'm tired of pretending like she's not okok (LMAO i'm just joking as i know this account is still new so i haven't talked about her much 💀 but even with the, uhhh, body horror thing's manja's got going on — she is stunning)

[c1trvswurld]

For every overwatcg omegaverse 300k+ fic a devil gets forgiven and gets his wings in heaven

[sluttybibuck]

re-reading my favorite destiel fic for the 3rd time this year i am in fact very unwell