#excellent dynamic

[donnerpartyofone]

Early in our relationship I said to my future husband "Being female is great, I can get fully aroused in public and nobody has any idea", and it totally blew his mind.

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

[c-and-matteo]

naughty boys who pull away when I touch their hole get their legs tied apart so they can’t move at all or hide their parts from me.

[maesonc-artistic-adventures]

““Ouch,” Warriors says, not sounding particularly worried or hurt. “You wound me, old man.”

“It always sounds more insulting when you call me that.”

“It’s not my fault you got old.”

“Ladies, ladies, you’re both very old.” Sky waves at them both. “Now, can we go?””

Immemorial by schrodingers___cat on ao3

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I should be studying for finals but here we are instead.

If the author has a tumblr pls tag them and I’ll update the post!

[cool-thymus]

Kakashi if he could choose his own team (aka his own boys band 😅)

[masterwords]

(gif from this incredible forever favorite post by ropoto)

just sayin'.

[rayandgay]

Don't move.

[batsyheere]

When thinking on timelines with DC and Danny Phantom, I always figure Dick Grayson and Danny Fenton being around the same age makes sense. Like, that 90-2000s tech and culture, the formation of the Justice League and the Meta Acts? It would make sense to have a time period with no basis for such things when it concerns Danny not reaching out to other heroes or for the Anti-Ecto Acts being slipped into law. And it wouldn't be weird for Batman not to hear about all the ghostly happening of Amity Park when he would primarily be focused on Gotham (and somewhat the League).

It feels like a good set up for Danny being a great mentor for others based off his own struggles as a teen vigilante with no preparation or proper support. He can finally reach out to other heroes, lend his own experiences and power to a fight even if he does decide to start retiring from the vigilante scene.

Then you have Dick Grayson trying to strike out on his own, form his own identity, and I feel like Danny would be weirdly intuitive? He immediately clocks Dick as a teen vigilante and is just there for him in the ways he always wished someone had been for him.

[shesmore-shoebill]

LOVING this new recurring joke of Arasha with her custom intros while everyone around her d i e s.

Arasha Lalani for Queen Of The World. Let her beatbox. Sorry Angela.

[eerna]

me explaining why Will/Elizabeth/Jack love triangle was a perfect little one-movie arc that wasn't present in the final movie because it was never about choosing and instead just about dynamics and character development so they all outgrew it by then

[mintmentos]

Obsessed with John explaining banter and laddish behaviour as like toxic masculinity and being happy that he can just be himself and not have to pretend with Sherlock only for Sherlock to turn around and say things like ‘hey dickhead’ with immense relish every time John enters a room

[wasabi-gumdrop]

thinking about modern au Kabru

ivy league college student, probably studying law and political science on a full scholarship. first time living away from Milsiril so he has to promise her, yes mom i’ll call you at least four times a week, no mom i don’t need your amex black card, yes mom the normal credit card is fine i need to learn how to budget like a Normal Person (it has a limit of $20k — that’s not normal Kabru).

Milsiril insists for a long time that she’ll just get him a house off campus so he can have his own space (aka a place she can drop by anytime and possibly live a few months out of the year just to be close to him) but Kabru puts his foot down and tells her the best way he’s gonna make friends is by living with other students (bye mom).

his floor in the coed dorms is the party floor and he always makes sure to invite everybody (his nightmare is accidentally leaving anyone out and having them think that he doesn’t like them). somehow it’s always a good time, everyone leaves with more friends than they came with, it never gets totally out of control, and plenty of girls who are interested in him (and a lot of guys too tbh) bring tons of baked treats so there’s always free food. Kabru is the RA’s favourite person to have in the building (even though Kabru himself is messy but most of the people he’s friends with are nice and clean up after themselves).

he has a porsche (Milsiril gift for his 16th bday) but he’s adamant about not driving it unless he absolutely has to (because he doesn’t wanna look like a douche). BUT he never says no when his friends ask for rides (so he ends up driving all the time anyway). he actually contemplates selling the porsche and going for a more practical car but Mickbell is like ‘dude you are not taking this away from me.’ Kabru sighs and decides to keep it because his friends (Mickbell) like being chauffeured around in a fancy convertible (Rin, Holm, and Dia don’t care, they’re just glad they don’t have to walk to the grocery store).

he’s probably on a casual texting basis with most of his professors and you know he’s going to all their office hours, grabbing beer with them just to keep chatting about life outside of school. and that’s how he winds up in some super secret faculty group chat where he’s now privy to all the college administration gossip.

Kabru is elected for student council during his freshman year and he’s probably the favourite to be sc president one day.

he doesn’t really date (gets too in his head about how he doesn’t wanna ruin any friendships) but he does hang out one on one with a lot of girls and treats them all really well. he probably goes so far out of his way to be platonic that he flies a little too close to the ‘Just Like One of the Girlies’ sun, he kinda forgets that most people interpret it as flirting coming from him. which leads to a few awkward conversations. people feeling led on, a few angry jealous boyfriends, scathing dms about him being a girl stealing homewrecker.

it’s such a nightmare for him and he needs it to end right now. so he begs Rin to ‘date’ him for a week or two and then publicly dump him just so the entire student body gets the message that he is Just A Friend.

Rin stares at him for a few seconds. then she laughs. she laughs and laughs. she laughs for a crazy long time. and then eventually she goes, ���wow you’re an asshole, Kabru. no i won’t be your fake girlfriend. you’re gonna suffer and i’m going to enjoy it.’

and that’s when Kabru has a moment of enlightenment. ok yeah. asking for that is probably really selfish and mean. maybe he needs to think about girls’ feelings more and that’s maybe more important than his deep seated need to be liked, and when has Rin ever been wrong about anything.

he apologizes. and so begins one of the more serious talks he’s ever had with Rin about being okay with not being liked.

he thinks he can really turn over a new leaf. the whole ‘not worrying about what other people think’ thing goes pretty well — up until Kabru meets the aloof professor for his Monsters and Myths class who keeps forgetting and mispronouncing his name.

Kabru has never needed someone to like him So Bad, he needs Prof. Touden to like him as a matter of life and death, and he’s willing to look stupid for it (fails a midterm on purpose to justify begging for one on one tutoring)

[urfavcrime]

dsmp is still SO insane to me. still not completely convinced it wasn't a social experiment. it is something that can never be replicated again due to the really specific circumstances that attributed to it's creation and popularity

[foundfamilywhump]

the brief and instinctive touch when a whumpee wakes up following being unresponsive or revives after resuscitation - the moment when the person there who cares about them is just so relieved that they’re alive, that they’re responding, that they just can’t help clasp them in a tight hug, or cup their cheek, or kiss their head. that nonverbal you’re still here, i got you, thank fuck you’re alive.

[polux-aka-hyakunana]

it has been almost a week since I watched it and they're still dressed like this in my brain

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

What are your fave Animorphs couples? My ultimate Animorphs OTP is Elfangor/Loren, followed by Aldrea/Dak. Do you have any thoughts or takes you’re willing to share on those, please? 😊❤️

I’ve no idea why they’ve been my fave Animorphs pairings since I was a kid. Maybe just how heartbreaking their stories were?

Hmmm. I don't know if I have an absolute One True Pairing in Animorphs, but a few of my favorites:

Favorite canon ship: Rachel/Tobias

Favorite non-canon ship: Rachel/Melissa

Favorite rarepair: Jake/Ax

Favorite crackship: Eva/Loren/Naomi (AKA the incestuous omnimorph step-endgame)

Ship I wish was canon: Rachel/Marco/Tobias

Ship I headcanon as canon: Chapman/Loren

Ship I've most enjoyed writing: Tom/Melissa

Ship I've most enjoyed reading: Jake/Marco

Favorite Enemies-to-Lovers: Alloran/Arbron

Favorite Sweaterboy/Absolute Nightmare: Tobias/Marco

[rayandgay]

Mahasamut chose to come all this way with you. Now it's your turn to choose.