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SoC: We have King Arthur at home
King Arthur at home:
#Discount King Arthur who forgot his Excalibur at home and decide to just go fight with random crossbow#sword of convallaria
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I have been listening to the Ithaca Sage almost none stop since it came out, and I gotta admit. I want AU's based on it for basically all my favorite pairs. Lovers separated for years (decades), only for the one missing to return and find a nest of vipers trying to marry the other.
And as much as I would love to see different pairs, I think of all my ships, the one it works best with is Merthur. Because you could have Arthur and Merlin in either role.
An Arthur that had to leave Camelot just after he and Merlin marry, before they can finalize the ban being lifted. And Arthur is gone for years, while Merlin tries his best to do the work Arthur left him, while the council blocks him at every move, because he's not real royalty and just the consort not the king. And eventually, the council declares Arthur dead, despite Merlin's protests, and suitors start showing up, because if they can marry Merlin, they can become king. And Merlin is constantly hiding his magic, being watched too closely to try and sneak away or use magic to look for Arthur. And so, when he feels that tingle in his magic meaning Arthur is near, Merlin reveals THE CHALLENGE. Arthur proved himself as king, by pulling the legendary sword Excalibur from the stone. And, well, Arthur left it behind, stuck in the floor behind the thrones. If anyone can pull it out, well, that would be Merlin's husband. And Merlin hides himself away, because he knows when they fail, the suitors will try to kill him. So the Suitors fail and plan to murder Merlin, because they've had enough, and Arthur can't stand it. He's been lurking at the edge, and fires a bolt from his crossbow straight into the leaders throat. He stalks through the throne room, giving his own 'I have had enough' speech, until he reaches Excalibur and pulls it from the floor. He's known to be near invulnerable when wielding it, and the suitors try to run, but the servants lock them in. Arthur, once known for his kindness and mercy, slaughters the men that have terrorized his husband and people for years. And finally, when it's all over, Arthur goes to his and Merlin's chambers, and asks Merlin if he could fall in love with him again, after everything he's done. And Merlin just calls him a stupid prat and kisses him senseless.
But! It could also be Merlin that's been away! Arthur and Merlin fall in love and are courting in secret while Uther is still king. Then Merlin is discovered to be a sorcerer, and is chased out, but Arthur knows and still loves him. And so Merlin spends years, as this boogeyman of Camelot, being hunted like mad dog by Uther. And then, war breaks out and Uther tells Arthur to stay in Camelot, and goes to fight, but its a trick! While Uther is on the battlefield, a second army lays siege to Camelot, putting Arthur in danger. And Merlin tries to tell Uther, finds him on the battlefield, and desperately tries to tell Uther that Arthur is in danger, only for Uther to attack him, and Merlin to mortally wound him trying to escape. The Camelot Army has to retreat, and Merlin sneaks back into Camelot among them. Then, helps the army break through the army outside Camelot, only to find that he was too late and the enemy is in the castle, Arthur having locked himself in his chambers with anyone that matters (Leon, Morgana, Gwen). Merlin takes out the enemy, planning to escape before Arthur sees him. But Arthur knows its him, and they reunite, and Merlin asks if Arthur could still love him, knowing he was a sorcerer and had done so many things, and Arthur just tells him he always knew about the magic, before they go to see Uther on his death bed. And Arthur tries to have his own 'I cant help but wonder' scene with Uther, only for Uther maybe has a change of heart (and its all happy and he apologizes for not being able to see the world Arthur will build) OR, Uther refuses, and Arthur leaves the room, planning to let his father die alone with his prejudice, only for Merlin to say, telling Uther that "when Arthur has calmed, he'll be so upset that he let you die alone".
And yeah, I just want these things, and have these ideas, but the chances of me actually getting to them is slim to none.
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Could we one day be training in the courtyard and shooting with a bow and arrows and just pull on it little too hard that the arrow goes right through the target walls and the other people training starts to avoid being anywhere near the target when mc is there. And Arthur gifts them a crossbow so they won't break it with their strength
So there are enchanted weapons made specifically for battle mages, but they are very rare and even more difficult to find. Still, Arthur would take it up on themself to do it.
"Well, I already found Excalibur, how hard could it be finding another enhanted weapon for my dearest spouse?"
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My 40th work on AO3 (😱😱)
A little excerpt because I'm bad at summaries: (full disclosure this is the only bit that's Regina's pov, everything else is Emma's)
His heart beat in her palm. It was a familiar sensation, though one she hadn't felt in years. Regina looked down at him, on his knees before her, and felt powerful. She shoved the feeling aside and focused on Emma.
“You won't do it,” Arthur sneered from the ground, “you're too scared; you'll lose your pathetic little family.”
Emma's eyes flashed, the darkness inside her showing.
Regina crouched down to his level, the cut he'd made on her neck with Excalibur bled, leaving a dark streak on her red dress.
“You have no idea what I'm capable of.”
She heard Snow scream behind her, heard her sister beg her not to do it, heard Robin's no. But it was easy, to tighten her fingers around the heart, feel it give way in her hand, watch Arthur's eyes widen in panic and pain.
Dust ran between her fingers and she stood, staring down at the corpse of the man who'd tried to hurt Emma.
“Regina,” Snow's voice reached her from far away, her gaze still on the Dark One’s.
“What have you done?” Snow asked, reaching her and taking her arm. Ever her conscience.
Regina clenched her jaw.
Emma stepped towards her, ignoring everyone else, ignoring Killian's hand on her forearm.
“You're bleeding,” she said, touching her neck.
Regina inclined her head and let the Dark One look at the wound. It was a small one, barely a cut.
“It's nothing, I'm fine,” Regina said.
Emma healed her with a touch, the warmth of her magic spreading through Regina. It was still light magic.
It was only later, as she walked through the forest, that Regina realized what she'd done. The grit on her palm reminded her. Arthur's eyes widening and going blank. His body hitting the dark earth with a thud.
She'd killed again.
And she'd liked it.
Yes, she'd done it for Emma. Yet, she couldn't deny how her heart had jumped when she'd taken his heart. How her blood had sung in her veins when she'd seen the fear in his eyes.
She reached Granny's first, having left the rest of her family to walk behind her. She'd needed space to think, to clear her head.
Granny greeted her with a crossbow pointed at her chest.
Regina raised her hands and her eyebrows.
“Where's Snow White?” Granny asked her. No longer the kind and sympathetic old woman, but the hardened hunter Regina had known well, once.
“Coming,” Regina answered, just as Henry walked out behind Granny.
He glanced between them.
“What's going on?”
“Stay away from her, kid,” Granny said, “I can smell the stench of death on her.”
Regina pressed her lips together, and inclined her head, “and you couldn't before?”
It was the closest she'd ever come to admitting her past in front of her son, and fear flashed across his face.
“Not fresh, no,” Granny said, stepping closer to her, “so, I'll ask again, where's Snow White?”
“I'm right here,” Snow stepped out of the forest, just behind Regina, the others with her. All but Emma.
“I'm fine, Granny,” Snow said, walking past her and putting a reassuring hand on her arm, “you can put the crossbow down.”
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Maybe Jack reacting to someone who really loves his body. Like the reader likes to rub his tummy and play with his hair?
THIS RHIS THIS I WAS JUST WROTING THIS THIR THIAISSSSSSS
AsceNDSS
~ JACK HORNER WITH SOMEONE WHO REALLY LOVES HIS BODY HEADCANONS. ~
~ 'Oh, your body, my love, it is so divine.' ~
☆ CONTENT WARNING : None. ☆
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At first, he didn't know what he got himself into.
But it was something he never expected.
When you two got together, he didn't expect you to fall in love so quick, let alone at all, but he wasn't complaining. Don't worry.
One night, he was getting ready to shower. He had slipped on bunny slippers, probably poor bunnies he had killed, as he wrapped a simple towel around his waist. He was naked, as his belly muffin-topped over the towel. He opened his door, as you sat upon the bed. Simply watching the candlelight flicker in a dancing flame.
Your head turned when the bathroom door opened,
Oh. My.
God.
He held the towel with a large fist, as he shook his head around, getting the strands of light purple hair out of his face. He pointed behind him, into the bathroom, as he let out a grumble, telling you he was going to get a shower.
...
But, out of his surprise, you were suddenly up and leaned up against him.
...
"... What are you doing." He muttered, as a brow raised. His head tilted, with a confused expression being able to be read all over his face.
You placed a hand on his belly, as you looked up towards him. You smiled, a sweet smile,
A genuine smile?
".. I love you belly," You cooed out, as you rubbed it gently. "I like how big you are, it's so handsome. You're so perfect." You purred out, in a string of sappy words.
...
What.
His hooked nose scrunched up, in confusion, two little lines forming towards his lips as they pursed in, his eyes widening with furrowed brows.
He rolled his eyes, as his hand placed itself on the top of your head and pushed you back away from him. A scoff escaping his lips as he walked in towards the bathroom, the click of tje door echoing the now empty room, with only you in it.
...
Strange, he found it.
Strange.
But, yousoon showered, time for bed.
He laid down, as he grabbed his facemask that resided upon his oak nightstand, his pointer and thumbs pinching the strings of the fabric and sliding it onto his face. Over his eyes, as you laid beside him...
He began to think, just plans for tomorrow..
...
But he felt something.
What the hell?
He pinched the fabric of the mask, as he angrily lifted it up away from his face. You cuddled up to his chest, your hand tracing the lines on his chest, that adorned curls of lilac hair. What the hell?
You pulled your hand away, as you began to button up the sleep shirt, as you made sure it stayed buttoned up.
But, he watched as your hand traveled to his hair, your fingers intertwining within strands of hair. You twirled a strand around your index finger, as he furrowed his brows.
Oh my god.
He let go of the sleeping mask, as it slapped down upon his face. But, you only giggled about him doing such a thing.
Another day, he sat at his desk. At the king-themed chair, as a large hand gripped onto a quill. His two lamps were clicked on, as yellow light oozed from its pores. The stain-glass shined a beautiful color upon the entire office. He leaned back, as he dropped the quill, he couldn't think of what to write. He let out a frustrated sigh, as he caught glimpse of the Excalibur beside the crossbows near his desk. He caught some kind of motivation, as he sat back up. He pinched the quill within two large digits, the ink awaiting the tip of the quill to indulge in it.
But, he felt two hands fold onto his shoulders. What the hell?
You were massaging his shoulders?
Damn, he forgot you were here...
"I like your shoulders. It really brings out your body." You poured out, in a sappy string of words, that could practically melt off into a pan.
What the fuck?
At rhis point, you were playing tricks on him. No one loved someone this much.
Well, you did.
He turned his head, as he furrowed his brows. He opened his mouth to speak, but your pupils trailed from his shoulder towards his face, dilating in size upon viewing him.
W.. Wha.
You used your hand, as you cupped the side of his cheek with your palm. Your thumb gentle rubbed beneath his eye, in a loving manner.
He watched your face soften, a smile forcing itself upon your face, one you didn't try to happen. Your eyes locked onto his.
"Did anyone tell you you've got beautiful eyes..?"
Now you had to be kidding.
This wasn't true, you were trying to get something from him,
But, you inspected his eyes, before you spied upon his nose. An even happier smile beaming onto your face, as your cheeks started to heat up.
"Your nose fits you so perfectly.."
...
Wha...
Your eyes leered onto his lips, sizing them up with a giggle of joy, almost overwhelming joy.
"Oh, your lips are so plump, I love them,"
He couldn't help but feel..
Confused love?
You weren't serious, were you?
But, your pupils caught hook onto his, which could read confusion in every way.
"What?," You questioned, as you gentlynpinched his cheek, shaking it with a gentle force like some kind of mother, "I'm your lover, I'm allowed to say those kinds of things."
...
You were serious.
...
He couldn't lie,
As he watched you walk off, going to reorganize the potions that sit neatly on his shelf,
...
He...
...
He could get used to this.
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'The sun and stars would stop time, just for a moment to create the perfect you.'
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AAAAAAAAAAA
His body <<<3<3<3<3<3<3<333
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I'm so sorry they're not how they should be I'm just drained so they're not written really well eep
#big jack horner#jack horner#puss in boots the last wish#puss in boots#jack horner x reader#jack horner is so bbg#big jack horner x reader
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A more shadowhunter based question - what do you think his favourite weapon will be??
Every shadowhunter has a favourite weapon, Julian with a crossbow, Emma with Cortana, Livia with sabres, Cristina with her butterfly knives.
For me I see three possibilities for Kit and which ones he’d like best. Bow & Arrow, Katana, or similar to Cristina, butterfly knives (or any kind of dagger)
Ngl im lowkey rooting for Katana. I think he would really enjoy that. I know in SOBH we learn that Kit just lives a normal-ish life, but I do hope he gets to go on shadowhunter missions every once in a while!
i stand by the theory that bc there will be so many links to arthurian legends, we have gotta see someone with excalibur and i predict that that may be kit (entering his arthur pendragon era) ;)
↑ this is from the ‘wayland the smith’ page on shadowhunters’ wiki and i’m being delulu
there is also a cool theory posted by @tys-kitty that durendal might make a return and honestly i think that would be freaking lit, like i'm a sucker for a badass sword and if it ain't gonna be excalibur, then durendal is a really good second!
BUT if it's none of those then i totally agree that a katana would be awesome! i also think that kit being a dagger boi would be cool as hell, like imagine him just whipping them out one by one hitting every target *drools*
#BUT I TOTALLY WANNA SEE HIM USING JAMES’ GUN LIKE SORRY BUT THAT WILL BE SO HOT#but yeah i love geeking out about kit and his potential weapons#so thank u for this opportunity#i personally HOPE that excalibur will make an appearance#like give me the sword in the stone vibes pls#and i need me some more bbc merlin parallels so i would eat that shit up#as for ur comment about kit going on shadowhunter missions i totally agree i would also wanna see that!#it would be cool if he went with either jem and tessa or other shadowhunters his age in the area like YES!!!#but also i really wanna see him just doing ordinary stuff u know#like give me kit cleaning some windows or going on a walk (and NOT getting attacked by a demon)#i wanna be taken back to kit rook days (minus the shitty parenting) <3#but anyway#THANK U FOR THE ASK <3#kit herondale#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc#asks
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star sign: leo mythological creature: irshi folktale: köroglu fairytale character (classical or modern): taffyta muttonfudge (wreck-it ralph)
"Taffyta Muttonfudge is a skilled racer from the game Sugar Rush, where she is known to be second only to King Candy, whom she admires and respects. Due to her accomplishments, her ego and confidence have inflated and made her arrogant and cocky. Taffyta is also quite charismatic and can put on quite a charming front; she is evidently popular and the leader of the group of Sugar Rush racers." (x)
3 fictional tropes: mystery magnet, the fashionista, amateur sleuth
Mystery Magnet - "A Mystery Magnet attracts mysteries, usually murders, with the occasional case of kidnapping, extortion and fraud for variety. Wherever they go, people drop dead at their feet, often with a cryptic dying message. This behaviour isn't planned by anyone — there is no killer stalking the magnet, nor is the magnet responsible for the deaths — it's just pure coincidence." (x) The Fashionista - "The Fashionista will invariably love to shop, read Fashion Magazines, and watch (or be involved in if she is a model or a designer) Fashion Shows, and will either have an Unlimited Wardrobe or long for one. She may be the Girly Girl in a Tomboy and Girly Girl pair. If not she will — depending on temperament — either be Alpha Bitch/Rich Bitch or Spoiled Sweet." (x) Amateur Sleuth - "A character with no formal connection to law enforcement who regularly solves crimes and mysteries, but does not get paid for it. They may informally help the police to solve puzzling cases." (x)
romantic or platonic trope: can't live with them, can't live without them
Can't Live With Them, Can't Live Without Them - "They can't stand the person/situation and wishes for his old routine. When they gets their old routine back, they suddenly realizes they miss that person a lot and does everything in their power to get her back. Usually, happens when a bickering pair become Vitriolic Best Buds, or generate an Aw, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other situation, whether it's a fraternal sort of love among buddies, or romantic love." (x)
creepypasta story: I Investigate Disturbing Cases: Here are My Stories (x) greek god or goddess: apate, the goddess of deceit time of day where they draw the most energy: depends on the day their achilles heel: being incorrect medieval weapon of choice: crossbow survival, starvation, or death by the undead in the apocalypse: survival which of the seven sins represent them? horseman of the apocalypse?: pride, conquest what their superpower would be: truth inducement could they pull excalibur from the stone?: no one aesthetic for each of the five senses (taste, hearing, sight, smell, touch):
the mint of teeth whitening strips, thin heels clicking across a linoleum floor, neat and flowy cursive handwriting written in purple ink, the floral fruity scent of tom ford’s rose prick perfume, laying down on freshly cleaned silk sheets after an extensive self care routine
a bad habit that won’t go away: being pushy instead of taking a step back a recurring nightmare: being in the same room as their mother an object they consider their lucky charm: a ring with a diamond surrounded by amethysts that they purchased for themself
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Get to know my characters
Hi, I'm still here! If you've ever wanted to know what kinds of characters I write here's a brief rundown of the main characters from my novels and my current works in progress.
Willow – The protagonist of It’s All Magic to Me, Willow is a twenty-something balance family and friends along with university studies. Coming from a mixed-race background, predominantly Scottish and Malaysian with some other unmentioned nationalities thrown in, Willow is closely bonded with her family particularly to her grandfather who lives with them. Asexual and Aromantic, Willow has no interest in dating but adores spending time with her two best friends – Miri and Sam. At university she is most of the way through a Bachelor of Arts with a History major and is considering further study. Her hobbies involve nail art, she has over thirty shades of nail polish in her cupboard, and training her newfound magic abilities.
Sphynx – In lieu of a MMC, It’s All Magic to Me has Sphynx. Full name Synphineuous Abydian. A copper coloured Abyssinian cat whose been around for a few hundred years. He’d retired as a familiar up until he discovered Willow but was more than happy to pounce back into the role. Patient, kind, fiercely protective, and a little stubborn. Sphynx enjoys teaching magic and talking about his previous owners, he also loves sleeping in laundry hampers and hiding under the bed.
Millicent ‘Milly’- NPC energy, main character of Customerpocalypse. A bit of a pessimist, stuck working in customer service, Milly is a disillusioned twenty-something before the apocalypse hits. After the apocalypse Milly bounces between self-loathing and general boredom with how despite a world changing event, she’s wound up in a customer service position again. She does not appreciate her boss’ secret hiding places, the mutated creatures of the wasteland, or the general weird nonsensicalness of the survivortopolis. What she does like is rabbits, (Hunky) Crossbow Larry, and her weirdo friends/former co-workers.
Selby – One of the three MCs of the Venatores de Mythos trilogy. Hailing from Darwin, Australia, Selby comes from a mixed racial background but predominantly gives off white girl vibes. Eighteen and studying an undergraduate medical degree at Bond University when Book 1 starts. Upon joining the Venatores de Mythos organisation she is assigned to Team Excalibur. Selby has been practicing Muay Thai since she was a child and is a proficient fighter, she bonds quickly with her teammates and with Shahrazad and Roque (the other MCs).
Shahrazad – Lowkey my favourite of the Venatores de Mythos trilogy’s three MCs. Born in Marrakesh to a French father and Arab mother, Shahrazad is multilingual fluent in both her parents’ languages as well as English. Her family moved to New South Wales, Australia during her early teens. Twenty-two years old and studying Stage Management at NIDA, when book 1 starts Shahrazad is uncertain of the path her life is following searching for a sign. Eager to reembrace her French heritage, having had it completely shut off to her after her father’s death some years ago, Shahrazad wholeheartedly embraces joining the Venatores de Mythos. She’s also a lesbian and she gets a happy, positive, romance subplot throughout the series.
Roque – Venatores de Mythos trilogy’s MMC! Roque is a twenty-year-old, engineering student at the university of Buenos Aires when book 1 starts. Fascinated by machines, architecture, and history. Roque is extremely close with his family, constantly trying to find ways to support his mother and younger siblings. He takes the opportunity offered by the Venatores de Mythos in honour of his deceased uncle, and because it allows him to financial support his family. Over time he comes to consider Selby and Shahrazad as his second family.
Ginny – FMC for Chimera. Ginny is the Chimera in question, a witch with various mythical creatures interspersed in her genetic and cultural heritage. Twenty-something years old and in hiding from creature specialists who want to dissect her and her family, Ginny struggles with her newfound lack of freedom desperately longing to return to the time before the incident. Fiercely protective and loving towards her family, Ginny has the gift to see death omens.
Adrian – MMC for Chimera. An only child, Adrian is the adopted son of creature specialist Caspian. With innate magic, Adrian wants to learn how to control his power and become a fully recognised warlock or at the very least he’d like to have a little freedom in his life. Ever since he was a child he’s been under the constant watch of Charity, a ghoul contractually bound to his father’s service. If the only way to obtain a modicum of freedom is to prove to his father that he has what it takes to be a creature specialist then that’s what he’ll do.
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Top 10 Characters I want to see come to Disney Mirrorverse
I am a fan of Disney Mirrorverse. What impresses me the most about it is the story and most of all the character designs. However, there are a lot of other characters who I think have a lot of potential to come to Mirrorverse, and I'm gonna give you my top 10 characters that deserve to come to Mirrorverse. For each pick, I'll be going over what type of character they would be (Melee, Tank, Ranged, or Support), what they're playstyle could be, and maybe how some could be incorporated in the game. Now, this is my picks and not yours, and your picks can be completely different. Now, let's dive right in.
10. Goliath (Gargoyles)[Tank]
Starting off with the protagonist of a 90s Disney tv show that helped define a lot of childhoods (along Ducktales and Talespin). Goliath is a warrior that has a lot of abilities, from gliding, super strength, his basic claw strikes to even a bit of magic, a healing factor, and a rage mode. I see him as a Tank character, given he also has super durability, given he's a stone statue by day and defender by night.
9. Namaari (Raya and the Last Dragon)[Melee]
I had to add a villain to this, simply because we have a small number of villains than heroes in Mirrorverse, and I chose Namaari because not only would she be awesome in Mirrorverse, but it should make sense that she come to Mirrorverse since Raya is in the game. I see her Namaari as a Melee character having a playstyle and appearance of an Assassin, given her skills in martial arts and the use of two blades, but she could have an ability where she uses her crossbow for a ranged attack, and an ability where she calls on her big cat to attack enemies, or she can ride on it for some mounted attacks.
8. Robin Hood (Robin Hood)[Ranged]
Even though we have an archer in Merida in Mirrorverse, I think the OG archer of the Mouse House should come into the game, heck, Merida and Robin Hood could have a friendly rivalry to see who the better archer is (old school archer vs new school archer). But seriously, he would obviously be a Ranged character were he could have the standard abilities of an archer character in any MOBA/RPG game, from volley shots, charged shots, shooting arrows in a cone, etc., but I can also see Robin have an ability where he tosses out three bags of money and if his allies collect one, the will be healed (think Cupid from SMITE and his ability Share the Love); also he could have an ability where when he attacks an enemy, he has a chance to steal health, items, and of course, currency.
7. Merlin (The Sword in the Stone)[Ranged]
We all know that Merlin is one of the most amazing mentors not just in Disney history, but in all pop culture history. Being such an amazing and powerful sorcerer, he would be a Ranged character, easily harnessing Stellar Magic to give him access to many different spells, like taking inspiration from his counterpart in SMITE. I could even see him being a chief advisor of the Guardians, aiding some of them in training to giving them some helpful advice.
6. Wart aka Arthur Pendragon (The Sword in the Stone)[Melee]
When Merlin comes to Mirrorverse, Arthur should definitely join him. Arthur does have Excalibur, and thanks to user s10127470, Arthur's Mirrorverse design could have him wear a magical suit of armor created by Merlin to enhance his physical abilities. Arthur's playstyle could possibly be similar to his SMITE counterpart, but given that Merlin is teaching him, Arthur could also be like a Spellblade or an Eldritch Knight, using a bit of magic to empower his sword fighting. While Arthur is still in training (you know, to be a warrior and a freaking king), he's got a lot of allies who have a lot of experience to help him.
5. Kidagakash "Kida" Nedakh (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)[Melee]
Atlantis: The Lost Empire is a very underrated movie, and it shouldn't be, so having someone from the movie come to Mirrorverse would give it some representation, and while Milo Thatch would also be a good candidate, I had to go with Kida. Much like Merida, Raya, and Mulan, Kida is a warrior princess (in Kida's case, a warrior princess turned queen) with a lot of abilities, from using an Atlantean spear, martial arts, throwing knives, and using Atlantean magic, so her playstyle could go from her warrior side or her mystic side, but thinking about Freya, Maman Bridgitte, and Ao Kuang (SMITE), I think that Kida could be like how they play: having physical basic attacks, and having magic abilities. So, a Melee attacks like using Atlantean magic to power up basic attacks, shooting magical shots, place a shield around an ally, or heal them.
4. Tarzan (Tarzan)[Melee]
Another warrior from Disney that needs to make it into Mirrorverse. He would clearly be a Melee character where he would use his spear for basic attacks, and even an ability were he throws it like a javelin toss, and taking some inspration from Nidalee (League of Legends) and drawing inspiration from a Totem Warrior from DnD, where he could summon a gorilla spirit to attack enemies, and he can also use his signature cry to raise the attack and critical hit stats of his allies. So yeah, this jungle daddy definitely deserves to make his mark in Mirrorverse.
3. Li Shang (Mulan)[Melee]
I believe Shang could play similarly to Mulan, but with some creative differences. He would be a Melee character where he uses a sword, like Mulan, but he would also use a bo staff and bow and arrow, and his passive could reflect his lack of sense of pain where attacks from enemies that hit him take half the damage they would normally do. He could also use buffs to raise his allies stats like critical hit chance, focus, etc. He could be incorporated in an event where he oversee's the Guardian's training session and personally training certain Guardians.
2. Prince Naveen (The Princess and the Frog)[Support]
Since Tiana is an alchemist in Mirrorverse, it only makes sense that Naveen to come to the game as a bard, given his love for music and his main instrument being a small guitar. Naveen would obviously be a Support character where his playstyle can take inspiration from characters like Apollo (SMITE) and Sona (League of Legends), using his music to heal, protect, and buff up his allies, while damaging and debuffing enemies.
Honorable Mentions
Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)[Melee]
Shan Yu (Mulan)[Tank]
Captain Phoebus (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)[Melee]
Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)[Support]
Pocahontas (Pocahontas)[Support or Ranged]
Darkwing Duck (Darkwing Duck)(Ranged)
The Headless Horseman (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad)[Melee]
Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid)[Melee]
Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty)[Melee]
I had to put Prince Phillip on the top spot because he should've already been in the game when it first came out. I mean, the guy is one of the most proactive characters in the Mouse House and he clearly knows his way around a fight. He would be a Melee character utilizing his classic arsenal: the Sword of Truth and the Shield of Virtue, and possibly taking some inspiration from Lancelot (SMITE) and even Leona (League of Legends). Also, since Princess Aurora is coming to Mirrorverse, Prince Phillip needs to join her.
That's it, everyone, feel free to comment, but keep any and all shady comments to yourself, or be blocked. Thank you and God bless.
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[I don't know who made this...But bless them. Bless them for life!]
'Big' Jack Horner is one of several main antagonists in the movie Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. His brutal nature, warped sense of humour and lack of morals quickly turned him into a unique character for the fandom, as did his enormous, disproportionate frame and penchant for magical weaponry. Although the Wolf enjoys most of the internet's lascivious attentions, Jack Horner somehow manages to eke out quite a few admirers of his own.
Basic Information
A heartless, sadistic collector of magical artefacts, Jack used to be known as 'Little' Jack Horner from the nursery rhyme of the same name. Now a huge, intimidating adult, Jack runs a criminal empire under the guise of his inherited pie company, and uses hired guns to procure magical items for his collection, which is housed in a "trophy room" in his factory. Throughout the film, Jack seeks the fabled Wishing Star, a fallen star able to grant one wish to whoever finds it, hoping that it will make true his ultimate dream: to become the Master of All Magic, and to own and control all of the magic in the whole world, not sharing any of it.
Villain lovers, fat men enjoyers and artists alike have rejoiced at Jack's unique design, utter contempt for the notion of villainous redemption, and his generally hilarious attitude. Considered a breath of evil fresh air, you won't have to look far to find ravenous fans wanting a taste of this pie man's sweet, tasty filling.
Archetypes
4th Wall Blurring
Although it is not explicit in the film, it is widely accepted in fanon that Jack allegorically represents Disney, or at the very least large media corporations absorbing smaller properties. Jack sticks out in the narrative as explicitly not having a character arc, and instead doubling down on his awful nature when given the opportunity to justify his behaviour through his backstory. He seems quite aware of the fairy tale tropes surrounding him, but throws them away to focus on becoming more powerful.
Brick Shithouse/Tall
Jack is currently the tallest villain in the Shrek franchise - spin-offs included - and he is almost as wide as he is tall. Jack breaks the traditional Sexyman mold by being a fabulously fat man with a super long torso, gigantic hands, and comparitively tiny dancer's legs. The elegance with which he moves combined with his staggering physical size and strength are prime reasons for Jack becoming an object of lust.
Capitalist
Jack is incredibly wealthy; he lives in a mansion, owns a thriving baked goods empire, and has a large staff of loyal, trained assassins under his control (The Baker's Dozen). Likewise, he has plenty of money to hire mercenaries to hunt down his desired magical artefacts. He is even shown to own the still-functional severed hand of King Midas himself.
Chaoslord
The methods of violence Jack employs are all magical in nature, and involve a great deal of randomness and chaos. Whether it's beating up The Three Bears by golf-smacking them with Excalibur or exploding people into confetti using a crossbow loaded with unicorn horns, Jack revels in chaos and enjoys destruction and bloodshed.
Controversial
He's probably the most evil character in the entire Shrek franchise.
Criminal
Jack is a through-and-through criminal; our very first introduction to Jack even shows off his wanted poster! Using hired guns to obtain magical artefacts through a great deal of murderous activity, Jack's possessions are largely obtained by unethical or illegal practices, or are otherwise morally bankrupt by nature. This includes his collection of baby unicorn horns, which appear to have been harvested from the 'horses' that pull his carriage, his ship-in-a-bottle containing many still-living Lilliputians, the severed hand of King Midas, and a phoenix that he keeps in a birdcage and uses as an unwilling flamethrower.
Cosmic
Jack is obsessed with finding the Wishing Star: a fallen star capable of granting anyone's wish. In the climax of the film, Jack participates in an epic final battle with Puss, Kitty, Perrito, Goldie and The Three Bears, using the Wishing Star as a platform. After being defeated, he is swallowed by the collapsing star and presumably dies.
Dealmaker
Jack is shown to make deals with his hired guns in exchange for traditional payment. For instance, Jack agrees to give The Serpent Sisters their weight in gold for their finding the map to the Wishing Star, but Jack tricks them by using King Midas' hand to turn one sister into gold, thereby technically fulfilling his end of the bargain.
Distinctive Voice
Jack is voiced by John Mulaney, and his whiny, aggressive, high-pitched voice is extremely distinctive. His voice adds a great deal of humour to his character, but also provides an interesting contrast when he becomes threatening.
Dominating
Perhaps the most significant contributing factor to his Sexyman status; Jack dominates everyone around him with ease. He boasts an army of trained assassins (in particular his 'Bakers Dozen') who are all willing to lay down their lives for Jack (often doing so), as well as enduring tremendous physical and emotional pain for him. In a literal sense, Jack is huge - canonically the tallest villain in the whole Shrek franchise - with a Kingpin-like, broad-shouldered frame, a large gut, and enormous hands. Jack also interacts with the world around him in an aggressive manner: he shows little care for his coveted magical objects, swings about extremely heavy weapons with ease, and is not above shooting puppies in the face with a crossbow.
Egotistical
Jack has a very high opinion of himself and what he deserves. When Gemini Stewart (the knock-off Jiminy Cricket who judges Jack's character) attempts to prod for Jack's backstory, Jack tells him all he wants is to own all of the magic in the world, and not leave a bit for anyone else. In addition, the way Jack treats others - that is, with a complete disregard for the value of life - signifies his general egocentrism.
Hot-Headed
In no time at all, we are introduced to Jack's famously short temper. He has no tolerance for people who get in his way, and routinely becomes irate with those who work for him when they are not quick or efficient enough, or if they do not live up to his standards.
Intelligence
Jack's intelligence is of the sinister variety. He runs a criminal empire as the underside to a seemingly legitimate pie business, and is able to accrue a great deal of priceless magical artefacts whilst cheating his hired guns out of their promised pay.
Knife murder
Jack is nothing if not a blood-hungry, weapons-adept, murder-happy monster of a man, and has been praised as one of the first unapologetically homicidal villains seen in a big-budget animated movie for quite some time. Whether he's threatening to shoot Perrito, a literal puppy, in the face with a crossbow or allowing his own men to be devoured by carnivorous flowers, Jack is incredibly comfortable with murder, and even seems to take a sick pleasure in it at times.
Power
Power is the cornerstone of Jack's identity. Following his being snubbed as the central character of the Little Jack Horner nursery rhyme, Jack rebuilds his identity as 'Big' Jack Horner: a physically huge and intimidating man with an incredible amount of control, and zero conscience concerning his terrible actions. He actively hoards powerful magical artefacts for his own personal gain, and explicitly does not want anyone else to partake in the power of magic. Whilst seemingly motivated in some part by wealth according to his flashback, it is power which Jack craves the most.
Upper-Class
Jack was raised in a mansion in a wealthy family, and inherited their lucrative pie-making business. He views these things as "worthless crap."
Urban Legend Aesthetic
A little bit of a deviation, but Jack's origins within the Little Jack Horner nursery rhyme qualify him for folkloric status, which is urban legend-adjacent.
Villain
In a movie with multiple "bad guys," it has been hotly debated by the fandom as to who counts as an actual villain as opposed to an antagonist: seemingly the only thing that everyone can agree on is that Jack is indisputably a villain. He is callous, devoid of morals, quick to anger, utterly without remorse and loves causing pain and suffering. This is why Jack is being lauded as a return to form for truly bad villains - a character you love to hate.
Well-Dressed
Jack is a very well-dressed man; his ensemble includes a deep plum-coloured suit and tie replete with a waistcoat, a magnificent long coat in the same shade, and some decadently stylish black heeled boots. He is undoubtedly a Suitguy, and an extra-fashionable one at that: note the pie pattern on his waistcoat!
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Zorya
(Zor-eye-ya), Slavic; star. Age: around 14-16 during the main Kingdom Hearts games. Pronouns: she/her, but doesn't correct people when they use other pronouns and seems to not mind their usage. Weapon: Hooked double edged spear + hidden daggers. Stance: Doublehanded and singlehanded overhead thrust (spears), double handed Ochs guard (swords). Specialties: gravity, poison, enchantment/ enhancement, darkness and (money) magnet. Limit Break: Shadow Claw. Factions: Detective.
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Yoru
(Yo-[d]ru), Japanese; Night. Age: around 14-16 during the main Kingdom Hearts games. Pronouns: he/him. Weapon: Bō, later a staff with a hidden blade. Stance: Tail guard (both staffs and swords). Specialties: water, light, reflect/ barrier, healing. Limit Break: Premonition Strike. Factions: N/A, Civilian.
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Taiyo
(T-ai-yo[r]), Japanese; Sun. Age: around 15-17 during the main Kingdom Hearts games. Pronouns: he/him. Weapon: Heirloom Sword (short, one handed) and, later, Excalibur (two handed). Stance: Plow/ Pflug, or Chudan No Kamae. Specialties: fire, physical strength, light. Limit Break: Flame Zantetsuken. Factions: Guide (Dove -> Apprentice)
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Noir
(N-oo-a-gh), French; Black. Age: appearance of someone around 14-16 during the main Kingdom Hearts games. Pronouns: he/him. Weapon: Short sword hiding a concealed dual dagger. Stance: Fool's stance. Specialties: aero, vanish, poison, illusions/ shapeshift. Limit Break: Swift Swipe. Factions: Detective.
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Lunaria
(L-oo-n-ae-re-ah), Type of flower; Lunaria. Derived from Latin 'Luna'; Moon. Age: around 14-16 during the main Kingdom Hearts games. Pronouns: she/her Weapon: The Book of the Lost (summoning tome), and Surge Sabre (long sword) for close encounters. Stance: N/A for her book, wrath stance for swords. Specialties: Earth, summoning, healing, light. Limit Break: Chamber of Ghosts. Factions: N/A, Civilian.
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Glaucia
(Glor-sh-ee-ah), Portuguese, Greek, Latin; Blueish Grey/ Blue Steel. Age: around 14-16 during the main Kingdom Hearts games. Pronouns: she/her Weapon: Sovereign's Sign (rapier). Stance: Uses a single handed posta di fenestra (window guard, similar to Ochs) to hide her usage of the Stoccata technique and proficiency in using her one handed blade. Specialties: Ice, aero, time, light and enchantment. Limit Break: Glacial Time-Splicer. Factions: Heir, Blue-Blood.
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Nuaia
(N-ua-eye-ah), Original Language "Traitor's Tongue"; Tool of the Heart. Age: around 14-16 during the main Kingdom Hearts games. Pronouns: she/her Weapon: Electric Moonbow (lightweight hand crossbow). Stance: Archery; Open Stance. Specialties: Lightning, anti-gravity, esuna, energy drain and poison. Limit Break: Cheat-Shot. Factions: Unkown.
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jack x rival company reader?
GAAAH !! I love this idea so much, yippie!!
~ JACK X RIVAL COMPANY READER HEADCANONS. ~
~ CONTENT WARNING: This includes smut, violence, harsh speech, ~
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You were a rival company to Jack. You also sold sweets, maybe more than Jack. I mean, he only sold pie. Yet, your company probably produced brownies, cookies, anything and everything.
Your company was starting to boom in popularity, you couldn't believe it. What sold best is your cakes. People who tried one, always seemed to come back for more. Saying they were fluffy, how creamy the icing was, how it practically melted in their mouth, how it exploded their taste buds. Not going to lie, it was a huge ego boost.
But this was a problem.
A big problem.
Jack had overheard this little news, overhearing it from some workers that had said they recently tried some. Oh god. How much he hated being challenged. Even if the person didn't know they were challenging him. He couldn't just sit around and let you win.
He began to work harder.
More of, make his workers work hard. He screamed more and more, they tried to produce even tastier pies, ones made from their own blood, sweat, and tears. But, he believed that every good pie he tasted wasn't good enough.
He needed it to be better. Better. Better. BETTER!!!
One day.
While he sat at the large desk that accompanied two lamps and some books. That sat right infront of the, very tacky, stain glass window behind him. He held his head in his hands, an angry growl bellowing from his stomach to rise out his mouth.
His eye twitched.
He felt small. He never wanted to feel this small again.
How.
Dare.
You.
But, like a switch, something snapped inside his mind. Like a wild animal, his head suddenly barged up away from his own hands, his hair a mess from him ruining it from frustration.
He could..
Talk to you. That sounded good. Good enough, right?
He knew thats what he had to do. And oh god. That's what he planned to do.
He put his hands upon the wooden desk, soon standing up with the might of a God, his cushioned chair pushing back by itself by the mere force he applied. He began to walk. The heels of his boots cracked against the floor, but his heavy footsteps practically shook the room.
...
He glanced back, as he stood for a moment, halfway to the door. He couldn't just.. Not pack right?
He rushed back, as he grabbed the bag that poor Mary Poppins had, I wonder what he did to get that bag!
He shoved only things he found useful inside. Baby unicorn horns and his crossbow, he ignored the poison grenapples, but he couldn't help but... Peek at them. How they were adorned upon a mannequin. Guh. Whatever. He snatched it and tossed it into the bag... He couldn't help but grab many weapons. So many. He rushed across the room to get the last weapon, the Sword in the Stone. Or, Excalibur.
He closed the bag, as it made a satisfying click sound upon shutting. He was ready. He held it by his side, as he began to walk to the door once more, his heels clacking against the floor, but the might of his strides causing workers to stumble in panic of his approach.
But he only wanted his carriage. He would go by himself. It was his rival.
It was his business.
The horses, more of unicorns without their horns, pulled the carriage. He was going to figure out what all the commotion was about. And he was going to find out in person.
...
Soon, he arrived to that little factory. He smiled, but not a good one. He looked it up and down, judging the very building the unicorns stopped upon. This was their factory? HA!! He couldn't help but chuckle and shake his head. How could they be better than him?
He got out of his carriage, the unicorns hanging their heads as he approached the doors of the factory. It wasn't very big, but eh. It was a good size. He lifted a large fist, using his knuckles to knock on thedoor, however it unintentionally sounded like he beat upon it.
A quiet worker slid the door open, their eyes met with his tummy, before they looked up at him. Their face drained of color, but they smiled towards him in a friendly manner.
"H.. How may i--,, uhm-,, Help you today?,, ohgodwhyishehere." The worker hummed out, they seemed frightened by his presence, who wouldn't be! Guh.
He looked down upon the worker, he already viewed them as a lowlife, he couldn't care for them. He wanted them out his way! He wANTED THEM TO MOVE!! why WOULDN'T. THEY. MOVE.
"I'm here to talk to your boss." He spoke, not hiding any hint of anger that bellowed deep within his chest.
The worker took a moment, as though thinking of the very words he spat out from between crooked teeth. But, they nodded, holding the door open for him.
"They're in their office, Sir Horner.." The worker sheepishly spoke, as he walked right in. No shame, only bending over to fit through the doorway. His large footsteps rattling the ground and making his presence known.
Of course, you had no idea you had any visitors. You sat in your office, easily scratching papers with the little quill that you dipped in ink. You may not have been as advanced as him, but that was fine. You had no warning, no one dared to test him. You only heard your office door click and the creak of the rusty hinges as it opened.
You shouldn't be expecting anyone, who could opening the door? Your eyes snapped away from your paper, now peering at the door as it opened.
... That was Jack Horner.
Big. Jack Horner.
Your eyes locked with his, as you gave a cheerful smile to him.
"How may I help you today?" You chirped out, your smile still plastered upon your face. You really were a nervous wreck. But, you pushed that away. Your stomach churned, but you knew that must've been what he wanted. You to be afraid.
You expected him to, maybe, be civil in a situation like this. But you underestimated him.
He hates when people underestimate him.
His jaw locked, his teeth gritting upon eachother as he shut the door with the tip of his boots, as he practically snaked towards your desk. Anger bellowing in his chest, dancing like a wildfire that was fueled by gasoline. But, what was the gasoline?..
You.
You were the gasoline.
He, in a matter of a second, was in your face, his hot breath blowing in your face like an unpleasant fan. You could smell the pie that echoed around in his mouth.
"Don't give me that. Who do you think you are? Some big hot shot," He gritted his crooked teeth, his face tinging with red as the heat broke out upon his face, "Some big hot shot, who can just storm in and take my place?"
You couldn't help but feel confused, as he used a large knuckle to grab the bust of your top, practically ripping you out of your seat. Pulling you closer to him, as he stood up more. Unbearably close.
"What do yo--" But your words were cut off, by a string of even more words.
"DON'T EVEN ASK ME WHAT I MEAN." His eyes flushed even more with anger. Strings of red tinged through them, the bloodshooting through his eyes caused them to start turning red. "It's not THAT complicated. You should know better than to take my company's place as the BEST."
You understood now. He felt intimidated by your company's sudden rise in popularity. Ha. What a silly man.
But, he didn't find it funny. He was thinking of even kidnapping you. I mean, you must've had good recipes if so many adored those silly little treats you made! But, he knew better.
"Why don't we make a business opportunity?"
Those words caught him off guard. A business opportunity? What?
He couldn't help but wonder what you meant, so in a twist of confusion, he demanded you tell him what you meant.
You explained. Maybe you two can work together, as one.
Baah! Him? Work with someone? So they'll take all the credit? Please. He deserved all the credit.
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"I'm not going to work with someone. You won't take all my credit for my hard work," He grinned out, he knew what games you must've been playing, "I know better than that."
"... Who said I meant baking wise?"
Wh.. What? His mind echoed with the words you spoke. He felt your hand grab the lapel of his coat, his eyes adjusting to watch your hand grab it. How you soon let go, but you kept your hand on his large chest.
He knew what you were doing. Those eyes that fluttered those beautiful eyelashes at him, that little tinge of mischief that hung low in your eyes, that little tug of a smirk on your face, the way your face heat up so quick he was surprised.
Oh. You wanted him like that?
Ha! He knew it! You were desperate to be him, so much you want him like this!
It boosted that, already large, ego.
He got into your face, a smirk plastering upon his large cheeks, as he loomed down upon you. He knew you were just another lowlife wanna-be. But, you looked so roused, oh you wished to be satisfied.
He couldn't even help himself.
Maybe you would see yourself as a low life too. How his large hand placed itself upon your thigh, clamping down with a harsh yelp from you. How it slowly traveled up your thigh, to your hips. Oh god, how he gripped your hip with those large knuckles. And oh god, how he kept traveling up. How he felt the sides of your body, how they led up to your chest. How your chest seemed so perfect, yet had perfect abnormalities, but he kept going. A finger slowly traced beneath one of your breasts, slowly sliding in between them and traveling up. His palm pressing itself against your skin once more. Oh god, it made you shiver. Heat pooling from the cavity between your legs.
( MALE READER --> ) Oh god, it made you shiver. Heat pooling towards your shaft, as it twitched awake, your boxers feeling so much tighter than before.
...
You closed your eyes, before you felt his large hand suddenly clasp around your neck, practically slamming you into your own desk. Your papers shuffled and misplaced themselves slightly, as he loomed over you. Oh god..
So degrading but god.. You loved it. In your own office. Being treated like this.
His lips slammed into yours, in a rush for the taste of your saliva. It was a mess of teeth and lip, but he already wanted first game. He swiped his slimy tongue upon your bottom lip, but he didn't wait to let you even dare try to let him in. He forced that organ directly into your mouth, as he swirled it around. Practically pushing your tongue out the way.
Oh gosh.
You were really doing this. Lust fogged your brain like a storm above a sailors ship, but god you couldn't help it. You could only kiss him back.
...
Well, you might've.. Not been doing this because you were interested in him..
As he forced his clothed erection upon the sensitive area you called your own, you let out a yelp in the kiss. Oh god. He basked in it . You were below him. His free hand grabbed upon the edge of the desk, clasping the wood in his hand. He rubbed his clothed dick upon your clothed areas...
But...
While he didn't pay attention. You slipped a hand into his breast pocket, slipping out the little notepad you had noticed he kept there safely. You quietly tossed it upon the floor, as he began to grab and snatch. Thinking he had the high ground. Oh. You were going to be there for a long time.
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( SKIP THIS TO REGULAR STORYLINE IF READ SMUT PART )
When he approached and breathed heavily in your face, you could only stammer. What an intimidating force to be reckoned with! You gulped, as your heart raced.
He could practically smell the fear that radiated off your little stammers, he got joy out of it.
"I'm feeling nice today," He cockily beamed, "How about you stop trying to take my place?" He snickered out, he had the high ground.. He wasn't feeling nice, you could tell. You heard the clasps of the magic nanny bag snap open.
He knew what he was doing.
You did too.
He had clasped a baby unicorn horn in his hand, the colors a beautiful dusty pink that accumulated a blue and yellow tinge, with sparkles that glittered.
But, while he didn't pay much mind. Too busy trying to intimidate you with the horn, you slipped your hand into his breat pocket. You slipped the little notepad out, quickly tossing it to the side, as he grinned at the fear you held within your eyes. You were surprised he didn't hear it hit the floor with the slight thud it announced.
You didn't say a word. But sweat trickled down your face.
That's all he needed to know.
He tossed the horn back into the bag, as he clasped the clamps back shut, as they let out a satisfying pop sound.
( REGULAR STORYLINE. )
He slammed you down, as you let out an exasperated gasp. He didn't even care to check if you were fine. He only, simply, turned away and began walking out. His heels tapped upon your feel, but his footsteps were ones you'd never forget ever again.
...
He was gone. He slammed the door behind him. You were alone.
...
You stood up, your legs shakey, as you quietly walked towards the notepad. You picked up the velvety notepad, that adorned a fancy little 'J. Horner.' In a pie in the lower right corner. It had a clasp on it. That you easily popped open, the click letting you know the button had been popped.
You snaked back towards your desk, as you began to read.
Meeting notes, recipes, important dates, even personal information.
Oh... For his rival, you had lots on him..
...
And lots on who he was too... You wished he even opened up in it. But you shouldn't care, you're rivals. Enemies. Enemies don't want to know what the other feels like.
...
But, back at his factory, he began to approach the meeting room. He walked with his chest puffed out, showing off how confident he was. He lifted up his stained-thumb hand and reached into the pocket for the little notepad he always had.
...
Where was it.
His eyes widened, as he began to tap among the few pockets he had on the clothes he wore.
It was gone...
...
His head snapped back, as an angry scream bellowed through the factory, almost like a roar.
"I'M GOING TO KILL THEEEMMM!!"
Workers heads turned quietly, sweat pricking their skin already. Just. Keep. Working.
Oh. He was pissed.
He didn't care how you felt.
You took what was his.
And he was going.
To.
Get.
IT.
Back.
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GAAAHHH!!
I HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND!!
I kinda kept it based around him hating the reader ( FOR NOW. )
But if you want one where they get together I shall do that ^^!!
HOPE YOU ENJOY, I HAD FUN DOING THIS :3c
#puss in boots the last wish#big jack horner#jack horner#self ship#jack horner x reader#big jack horner x reader#jack horner is so bbg
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