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Vegetables - My Sicilian Ex-Mother-in-Law's Peperonata Recipe
This rendition of a Sicilian contorno meatless side dish is delicious because it combines fresh herbs, peppers, onions, and tomatoes.
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My Sicilian Ex-Mother-in-Law's Peperonata Recipe Fresh herbs, peppers, onions, and tomatoes are a delicious combination in this version of a Sicilian contorno meatless side dish that tastes even better the next day.
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The Most Delicious Green Beans Recipe A tasty new way to serve green beans! Fresh green beans are marinated in a sweet and tangy dressing and baked with bacon, onion, and slivered almonds.
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The Most Delicious Green Beans A tasty new way to serve green beans! Fresh green beans are marinated in a sweet and tangy dressing and baked with bacon, onion, and slivered almonds.
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The unholy family tree is fucking funny because it’s like the human side of it is Lestat and Louis as adoptive fathers to Claudia and the vampire side of it is like Lestat is the single progenitor of Gabrielle, Nicki, Louis, Claudia, Antoinette etc. The visual is hilarious tbh
#iwtv#lestat#lestat de lioncourt#he needs like an IUD#amc interview with the vampire#Louis has like…#lots of siblings who are also your kids/mother in laws/husband’s mistress/husband’s ex mom girlfriend/husband’s dead ex
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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.
#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together#and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn#they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th#UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there#and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe#ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in#death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is#unwarranted#anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday#they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but#alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually#OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW#i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident#....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant
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Batman and Robin (2023) #12
Batman Incorporated (2012) #13
How to hug your resident al Ghul...first a sword!
#We have a theme here people#Maya and Damian are platonic#They need more hugs#This happpening twice is funny on mother and son is nice#Its is now tradition...it is now law! Lol#damianwayne#dc comics#robin#dc#talia al ghul#batman#bruce wayne#damian al ghul wayne#Ah yes definitely the best place for a kiss...as the world falls down in ruins...really these two#if only this Talia in Bat inc. is not psychotic ex divorcee of Morrison's creation from their projection of their own divorced mother 🫠#Hayst hayst
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@/Parents who constantly threaten to have their kids arrested/institutionalized with the intention of ruining their lives and terrorizing them into doing whatever they're told to do without question:
I HOPE YOU FUCKING ROT!!!
#my dna contributors and ex-brother did this to me all the time even when i was growing up#because they're cunts#they knew i was a law-abiding citizen all along and an overall good student#and just wanted to destroy my life#fuck them#i can't wait to never see them again#bad parenting#child abuse#sibling abuse#abusive mothers#abusive fathers#abusive brothers#abusive siblings#abusive parents#abusive family#abusive childhood#traumatic childhood#childhood abuse#childhood trauma#actually abused#actually traumatized#trauma#ptsd#cptsd
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Woke up to DMs from the Team letting me know that Sarah Holden AND Sam Heughan are both scheduled to participate in Hyrox London this weekend! And...
...Remember how I posted a few weeks ago that Sarah's ex mother-in-law, grandmother to her son, had started following Sam Heughan on Instagram? And she didn't follow anything else related to Outlander. So, it wasn't that it was a coincidence, and she was a Scottish fan of Outlander, and thus followed Sam. Nope. There was no connection to anything Outlander related, yet she had started to follow Sam Heughan on Instagram. The only connection was that obviously, the mother of her grandson, aka Sarah Holden, was dating Sam Heughan. Well, today, one of the Team showed me that the ex mother-in-law is now following My Peak Challenge and fan account Outlander Online! (She probably doesn't realize that Outlander Online isn't an official Outlander account).
Anyhoo, WHY would the ex mother-in-law, who previously had no interest in anything Sam Heughan or Outlander related, NOW follow those accounts? She wouldn't do that if Sam and Sarah were "just work out buddies." Sarah wouldn't be talking about Sam if just that was the case. The logical explanation is that her ex daughter-in-law has obviously told her she's dating Sam. 🤷♀️
Anyhoo, let's see what happens this weekend. I used to have a London source, but not anymore. So, any London peeps that want to join the Team, hit me up. 😘
#samheughan#sam heughan#sarah holden#samarah#hyrox london#ex mother in law#my peak challenge#outlander online
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I honestly feel a lot better about having posted anything at AO3, even things I won't finish, and there's something that warms my heart about posting fic for The Borgias in 2024.
I was actually deciding between two different WIPs to represent that "phase" between my undergrad years and grad school. The other one was the prologue to a Legend of Korra/Star Wars fusion in which Noatak/Amon is Korra's father and this is revealed in S1 (I think it was going to be Tarrlok who figures it out first, lol) and it actually affects the plot and it isn't just the LOK canon plot with minor adjustments—the fusion with SW was meant to be more than vague I-am-your-father inspiration. In any case, I only ever wrote the prologue about the Noatak/Senna quasi-romance that led to Korra's existence and never even got to the sheer comedy of Korra as Tarrlok's niece :(
But the Juan and Lucrezia as dysfunctional twins one-shot is closer to being a whole fic (in a side-story way) and I did like being able to add one more to my Borgias oeuvre—and getting at least some part of that AU on AO3 after all the time I spent on it!
#anghraine babbles#fic talk#i don't think senna actually ends up with tonraq in the au so there's no easy I Have A Real Dad option#and korra grows up knowing that her parents spent a genuinely wonderful year together before a ship he was in tragically sank#(this is not actually noatak's fault - he'd actually disembarked and chosen to disappear before the shipwreck happened#and just appreciated the convenience of it effectively covering his tracks after he'd made the 'mistake' of getting attached to senna#who fully believes he was in the shipwreck and is very dead)#so korra's heard all these (true!) stories of how cool the 22-y-o charismatic super waterbender noatak seemed to senna#meanwhile tarrlok discovers just who her father was and is like 'ok she's DEFINITELY getting the satomobile. but for different reasons')#the publishing au is actually incredibly involved (it's the bay area borgias fic as well!) but just focusing on juan and lucrezia#made it more possible to compress into a reasonably sized one-shot#in reality i wrote about the kids in school and how rodrigo bulldozed into their lives when their much older brother luis tragically died#vanozza is the second of his various ex-wives. also i included an adriana del milà expy even though it's very much borgias fic bc i love he#and yes she /is/ still the mother-in-law of the giulia expy :D#lucrezia ended up getting moved ahead a year from juan and joins cesare in befriending The New Kid#miguel aka micheletto - who thus is a high school friend of theirs and has complicated feelings about everything#but never forgot that teenage cesare and lucrezia stood by him when he was involuntarily outed in their school c. 2002.#lucrezia is the most obvious nepo baby of the company but actually fantastic at marketing while cesare is the creative one#but rodrigo has convinced himself that juan is the creative genius bc he(r) likes him(j) best and obviously has infallible judgment#but yeah it dovetails into the bay area au in which the alfonso d'aragona expy is lucrezia's boyfriend al from pleasanton#he doesn't like her living in the house her family owns outright in oakland for reasons he never manages to explain!)#political shenanigans and codependent siblings#avatar: the legend of korra
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So much change in 20 years I guess
#imagine going to romania to settle a deal with a mold god and finding your college roommate from 2002-2004#and not only is she married to a cannibal but she looks like she's seen 10 wars#but also on the flipside imagine seeing your old roomie#the ex persident's daughter#and she tells you she's here to try and strike a deal with your crazy ass mother in law who has an unhealthy obsession with you#it's wild from both sides#anyway#my art#mia winters#ashley graham#yes i'm using emo ashley because i love it
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so apperently listening to gossip podcasts is similar enough to listening to the magnus archives that I often forget wich one im listening to and start deciding who is the A-hole or wondering when somthing scary is going to happen
#statement of Becky white regarding the “lowkey stalkerish” behavior of her ex mother in law following her divorce#honestly i think your both the a-hole your brother seemed to be taking advantage of you but taking him up the eiffel tower was a dick move#but the true A-hole is definitely Mike Crew for throwing him off the Eiffel Tower#the Magnus archives#tma#mike crew#charlotte dobre
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let's revisit this charming moment!!!!1
#questions comments thots?????#also LOL denise welch aka taylor swift's ex almost mother in law#the ballad of kinsey 5 franko#that works both ways!!!
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Today's trial, a summary
#ploy's yearbook#I'm finding this whole thing absurd btw#Thai laws are bonkers if that's how they decide who gets the custody of a child#a single mom who loves her daughter and makes more than a million baht a year working from home is not enough because#*looks at notes* she has... friends? and... the ex-husband gave her the house their family lived in (as he should)?#oh and also... *squints*... IF she marries again and gets pregnant she MIGHT love the new child more...?#man get outta here#in what world does a mother need to stay at home AND not depend on anyone AND vow to be single forever just to be allowed to see her child
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I'm so glad The Stone Rose is a fairly easy-to-find-for-free audiobook because it's been my favorite bedtime story for the last 5 years. I pop that puppy on to fall asleep to on a yearly basis. Let the 10th Doctor himself tell me about a lil adventure he had with his girlfriend. Truly the Spinoff Book of All Time.
#tenrose#OBSESSED with DT's funny voices for Mickey and Jackie#sounds like 10 mocking his mother in law and his wife's ex boyfriend who still hangs around#also that scene where he and Mickey fight about keeping Rose safe is so 👌👌👌👌#CINEMA#but like the audio version of Cinema.#anywhoodle#it's such a cute book#so many nuggies#so much tenrose#their lil kiss is exquisite
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Having vague thoughts about a modern AU with past obitine, where Anakin and Obi-Wan meet, fall in love and everything, and around the same time Shmi starts seeing someone. Between his new relationship, his work, and his doubts about his mother seeing someone, Anakin doesn't take the time to meet his new step-mom for a while.
Then Shmi's birthday comes around and he wouldn't miss it for the world so he brings Obi-Wan (because they're serious enough to meet the parents), and finally meets his step-mother.
When they get there Anakin is confused because Satine seems nice but Obi-Wan looks like he swallowed a lemon. That is, he's confused until he learns that his step-mother is Obi-Wan's ex-wife. Then he can't stop laughing.
#idk i feel like this could be hilarious#with obi-wan torturing himself over the fact that his EX-WIFE is his boyfriend's STEP-MOTHER#and feeling like a dirty old man or a cradle rober#and anakin having to comfort him (in between his snickering)#obikin#shmitine#?#shmi skywalker x satine kryze#idk about age difference here#either there's an age gap between satine and shmi#or between obi-wan and satine (with satine the oldest)#<- this one is even more fun to torture obi-wan because that means his ex-wife and his mother in law are the same age#which is almost (in his mind) like he dated the mother and then the son and that doesnt sit well with him
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