#ex-man! that’s my man
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Taylor saying “my man” is something that can be so fun
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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.
he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.
the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.
#and he was so fucking real for that#if i created the best old man yaoi ever and people shipped fucking BILLDIP instead??????#i would devote years of my life to remedying that as fast as possible#yall dont even understand i would be irate#imagine someone shipping ur 12yo self insert with ur uncle's weird ex from another dimension#toxic yaoi fr fr#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#ford pines#dipper pines#alex hirsch#after the owl house cancellation too ik disneys begging him for a s3#and hes holding it over their heads while curating a gravity falls mania that hasnt been seen since the tumblr dark days#my posts#text post
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*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*
Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#hazbin rosie#radiorose#platonic radiorose#qpr radiorose#even tho they have no idea what label to put on their relationship at this point#hazbin comic#comic#my art#autodesk sketchbook#it probably looks ooc from alastor to react like this but poor man has only learned his whole life that relationships have a hierarchy#“marriage > a simple friendship” in his brain and it's confusing for him that Rosie would put her friendship with him over that#also Rosie was pissed of how terrible her date went and as soon as she comes home Alastor sides with her ex husband#just to explain why she got angry so quickly basically they couldnt really understand each other that's why they got angry#I love cute fluffy radiorose but its good to see them argue sometimes eheh#I needed to get this idea out of my system and made it into a whole comic
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how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this
#one piece#son. return my hat after you've defeated my several evil exes#how does one man have so much divorced energy with so many people while also not being present to give this context#monkey d. luffy vs. the world#yeah im still watching the anime#forgive thy sins of weeb posting#opla#shanks#red haired shanks#mishanks#shuggy#CJ's op watch-through
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Before and after I let myself go :)
#fat gut#fat bhm#gaining weight on purpose#belly fat#fat belly#fatty piggy#big burps#stuffed fatty#stuffed feedee#belly burp#burp kink#big gut#beer gut#fatboy#get me fatter#get fat#stuffed burps#belly gainer#gainer boy#get bigger#feed me#feeding kink#bloated gut#feedee belly#fat man#stuff my belly#ex jock#ex twink#bhm wg#ffa
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Thinking about how (a humanoid) Bill would see Ford be older after those 30 years (because that’s how people work), and so to try and appeal to him again, he makes himself look older too (I mean, he’s WAYYYY older than Ford actually, but I just mean visually)
But then after he’s killed and sent to the Theraprism, he goes back to his original twink look, and I say this because I already did a drawing of my humanoid Bill in prison and I like how that design worked with his pathetic traumatized orange jumpsuit look more than I think I would like it with an older looking version 😁 plus uhh I don’t wanna deem that drawing “not canon” to my brain so yeah
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#I said in my discord that older bill was giving lesbian 😭#it’s so goofy bc like…I decided a more ‘mature’ version of him would have THAT hair.#which is the SAME HAIR i give to both Manfred von Karma and William Afton#which would be FINE#if I didn’t already give ‘younger’ Bill the SAME BANGS I give to both Miles Edgeworth and Michael Afton#THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE#I’m so in love with older Bill’s coat oughhh the blue inside RAHHHH#I gave him a big bow on the back of it bc 1. I liked how it looked and 2. reference to my design for his mama#and then he has straps on his eyepatch now bc reference to my humanoid design for his dad#anyways yeah toxic evil triangle man tries so desperately to appeal to his ex boyfriend just to get rejected 😔😔😔
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#art#fanart#wind breaker#windbreaker#ウィンブレ#my art#idk man#it looked better in my mind#sakura haruka#suo hayato#nirei akihiko#skater au#mini comic#i love them#god i hope it's not as cringe as it feels after posting#i can't draw comic sorry#storyboards are easier#i really do need to make my practice webtoon#nirei is the friend who get them to know eachother#suo is being a little shit#sakura exe has stopped working
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can you imagine the fucking stories christopher will be able to tell in college though. he's doing those shitty freshman orientation bonding exercises and he goes "yeah i spent one summer with my grandparents because i caught my dad hugging a woman who looked exactly like my dead mom. in hindsight they were both very mentally ill. my dad got better, no idea what happened to the lady tho" he's going to KILL at weird parent story time
#finally. a man who can compete with my stories about my mom's ex polycule#911 abc#eddie diaz#christopher diaz
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new video of how full it was with drink and ice cream. Video for all levels.
#fat#fat belly#feed me#gaining weight#getting fat#weight gain fat#piggy#ex jock#fatbelly#fatboy#fat man#fatass#fatty#gained weight#weight gain#feed my belly#fat male#make me fatter#belly expansion#chubby boy#cute belly#sexy belly#fatty piggy#get me fatter#gaining fat#getting fatter#getting bigger#chubby#belly gainer#feedee belly
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for my stanrickers out there
#maybe i will color these. maybe#enjoy toxic old man freaks <3#stan is not allowed to judge ford when it comes to exes#they both have a track record. twinning <3#anyways#stanrick#stanley pines#rick sanchez#rick is addicting to draw and it pisses me the fuck off#gravity falls#rick and morty#ive been wanting to draw them for ages. good lord#gf#ram#my art#i was today years old when i learned this ship is actually called stanchez#stanchez
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This came out amazing @flaavii! Thanks for having me as a lil cameo~ And great job to all the VA's absolutely killed it omg
Highly recommend y'all watch if you're Team Rocket fans at all (i know you are if you're here)
#video#died at the lil hanamusa reference at the end#also man my rocketshipping heart#also yamushipping exes this has it all
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someone had to finish the milk
#ex twink#gay gainer#ex jock#gaining fat#fat#fat belly#fat piggy#fatty#gay feedee#ball belly#feed me#getting bigger#cute belly#get in my belly#food baby#pregnant man#mpreg
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forever thinking about royal’s bad ending. my thing with it is that maruki doesn’t necessarily give anyone what they want most, he gives them what’s most appropriate for them to want within a maruki-approved framework. iirc there’s a really interesting text sequence in the game where he just straight up changes someone’s career because they’re not “good” at it, regardless of whether that’s what they actually want. why struggle at all? ever? right?
and so ultimately i don’t think goro akechi’s greatest wish is necessarily ren. i think it’s a wish for sure, but his greatest wish is his own agency. despite any regrets he has and the fact that shido and yaldabaoth treated him like a pawn, he's generally pretty adamant about owning his choices and their consequences. he doesn't want that erased. and instead, you end up with pleasant boy™ if you take maruki’s deal. maybe maruki (incorrectly) thinks sanding off all of akechi’s rough edges will make him easier for ren to love. but the crux of it is really that maruki has to essentially lobotomize him to preserve the illusion of his perfect reality, because their ideologies are so diametrically opposed that akechi would spend every waking moment fighting back.
this isn’t to undermine ren’s importance to akechi btw — he explicitly acknowledges that he wishes they had met earlier, and there are countless moments throughout their confidant that underscore how much it means to him that they mirror each other so well. he absolutely does want more time with ren, just not under these circumstances.
and that’s also what makes ren’s choice on 2/2 doubly devastating. he knows that either way he loses akechi. and if he takes maruki’s deal, he loses him knowing that his last moments with the real akechi involved the two of them being unforgivably out of sync.
#shuake#ren amamiya#goro akechi#takuto maruki#persona 5#DOES THIS MAKE SENSE#this has been on my mind for ages#siri play ideal and the real dot mp3#like the two of them happily playing chess together hits hard bc in another life they could’ve had that#but the thing is#neither of them want another life! they just want each other as is!#me for the millionth time: takuto maruki most interesting antagonist of all time#tired of all the one dimensional evil villains#give me the pathetic wet cat man who projects his issues w his ex gf onto u and turns ur bf into a stepford wife ❤️#will the real goro akechi please stand up#*#wishing i had the time to replay this game for 3rd sem alone but alas. capitalism strikes again. adulthood is a scam#so instead i am rotating these guys endlessly in my mind and throwing my thoughts out into the void#eta: have really been enjoying seeing ppl's tags on this!!!#thank u for rotating them in ur mind as well
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#honestly i did just wanna upload this by itself bc i think i'm funny teehee#Deus Ex#in the tone of the fuckin squidward voiceclip meme#and to the most pervasive feeling of my recent Deus Ex playthrough being: 'man this dude needs a fucking break'
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at les mis for the first time during intermission. someone tell me that revolutionary doesn't die, he looks so good in red but i'd like it to not be blood
future me, did he die
#i think at least 3 people have to die#i have preserved my lack of knowledge for this show so i could watch it live soneday#and here i am#wait here are my death predictions#the ex-convict (lemont...?) and the persistent cop are going to die at the sameish time#i fear i think the revolutionary will die as well#that or the man infatuated with cosette. for the drama#that's my three! thanks for coming folks#les mis#les mierables#les miz#my posts
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More Shane to quench the thirst 😮💨
You cannot convince me this man isn’t exclusively a sweat pants wearer, sorry I don’t make the rules :/
#oranges art#*hands up* let’s be clear#I will die before I willing put this man in a shirt#btw#you can rip him from my cold dead hands before he puts a shirt on#also wanted to practice body comp#and what better way to do that than with a ex-grid ball players turned pizza muncher#n e way#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#sdv#sdv fanart#sdv shane#stardew shane#stardew valley shane#stardew valley art
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