#ew usa tommie

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[madaman0]

Happy 4th!

[codysworld27]

Day 36

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[hoodies-n-cola]

hi i just saw your tommie and 👉👈😳

He's a very handsome man and I love him <3

[scilou-mdr]

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[bekolxeram]

Idea/prompt by @jackmichaela, from this post. This is maybe not exactly what you're asking for, but I'm not good at rewriting scenes. I'm only good at filling in blanks so... I hope you like it.

Tommy usually hates hospital visits. They’re either heart-wrenching or tedious, no in between.

This time, it’s different. Since Hen delivered good news about Denny on the group chat, everyone seems so much more at ease: Evan is not scratching his face anymore, Eddie paces down his mission to destroy the whole bowl of Halloween candies, and sergeant Grant is talking to some teenagers at the reception desk. Tommy picks up a magazine next to him, USA Today, and starts flipping through it. Though he fails to focus on the celebrity interviews or the healthy diet tips in front of him, he is simply basking in the warm familial atmosphere around him.

Then everyone’s phone dings all at once again.

He looks up to find Eddie, struggling to contain his giggle.

“What’s happening this time?” Tommy asks. He scans around and see the rest of the 118 holding in a laugh, just like Eddie. They seem to be watching something on their phone with earbuds in, a smart and considerable choice in a hospital lobby, but Tommy has no clue about the origin of their amusement.

“Oh… oh, it’s nothing. Just a funny cat video.” Evan interjects, face turning red.

“Evan?” Tommy suspects.

“You can take mine. I was there anyway, I’ve seen it all.” Eddie hands Tommy his phone, with a devilish smirk on his face. Evan shoots him a death glare in return.

On Eddie’s phone screen, Tommy sees two clips sent to the 118 group chat, both of them prominently feature Evan’s face in the thumbnail.

“Please don’t do this. I was high on medications.” Evan pleads.

“It’s okay. I swear I won’t hold your intoxicated speeches against you. I just want to be part of the gang this time.” Tommy smiles softly at his boyfriend, then kisses him on a relatively unaffected patch of skin on his cheek.

Tommy presses play.

The first clip is a shaky video of Evan in an ambulance.

“Hey, how’re you feeling?” Eddie asks in the background.

“Muu-- better.” Evan slurs. “Uh, let me tell you a secret… I have a crush on someone….”

“Oh, tell me about it.” Eddie says jovially.

“He uh… tall, and hot, and big…” Evan sighs dreamily. “He’s strong, he used to be in the Army.” He points a finger at the camera.

“Well, I’m flattered, but I don’t really swing that w…”

“No! Ewww! You’re like a brother to me.”

“Ew? That’s a little harsh. I mean, I’m not that bad looking, right?”

“Naaaaaaaa? You’re attractive too? You’re just not the man of my dream.”

“And… who’s that guy exactly?” Eddie asks with a guiding question?

“It’s Tah – Tah – ”

“Tah – ?”

“Tarzan!” Evan exclaims. “He’s got big hands, big biceps the size of my head, a big heart, and… those V-shaped lines leading from his super cut abs to his giant d…” Evan is almost drooling.

“Okay, okay, that’s enough for me.” Eddie stops him before he can get too explicit with his ode.

“You’re homophobic!”

“Wait, what? You said it, I’m your brother. I just don’t want to know too much about my brother’s sex life.”

“I just spent too much time not living my life to its fullest, because of ignorant people.” Evan laments.

“I’m sorry, man. I didn’t know how hard it was for y…”

“Meeeeeeeeee! I was the ignorant people… I didn’t realize how hot men were… I didn’t know how much I wanted to suck Tah...” Evan drags out his vowels, while trying to point at something in the air with his hands.

The video suddenly turns into a blur. “Alright, stop moving before you hurt yourself more.” Then it ends abruptly.

“Tarzan, huh?” Tommy turns to look at Evan. “Is that what you think of me?” Evan’s boils are as red as tomatoes by now.

“Fine! You’ve all had your fun. Now can you spare me from further embarrassment?” Evan requests, trying to hide his blushing cheeks under the collar of his jacket.

“You know very well that as a firefighter,” Chimney cuts in, “drugged up ramblings are required to be public knowledge by law. For transparency’s sake and as entertainment for other first responders,” He laughs, gesturing for Tommy to play the next clip.

The second clip starts with Evan in the hospital room.

“Tell me more about your crush, Tarzan.” Eddie demands, again, in the background.

“What? Who’s Tarzan? I said Tommy.” Evan replies, with much less slurring in his speech this time.

Eddie seems to have clocked the sedation weaning off, “Um… You’re back with us, Buck? How’s the pain? Do you need me to call the nurse…”

“What? Are you out of your mind? It’s Tommy! Did Chili Oils wipe your memories too?” Evan furrows his brows, with a deeply confused expression. “Tommy! My husband!”

“Umm… when did you get married?” Eddie asks, just as confused.

“At Maddie’s wedding. No! Wait! We weren’t married yet. I only thought about it back then! When he came to me still in his turnouts and soot all over his face I just…” Evan says with an enamored smile. “Wait, where am I? Am I in the hospital? Why am I here?”

“I’m just gonna call the nurse…”

“I’m getting married here! Like Chimney! Eddie, you got me into some bachelor party shenanigans and I end up having to marry the love of my life here!”

“I didn’t…”

“Do I look good? No, wait, I’m naked! I need a suit!” Evan pats all over his own body with both hands.

“Stop! Don’t move your bad arm!” Eddie tries stopping him. Then the clip starts getting blurry again.

“I’m marrying Tommy with my birthday suit! Like the ancient Greek! Do I look good, Eddie? Are my pecs popping under this cover?”

“Yeah, yeah, sure, now stop flailing around.” Eddie says before the video ends.

Evan puts his face into his hands, flustered and embarrassed. “You’re happy now?”

“Of course I am. That’s payback for making me listen to your graphic description of your love life under sedation.” Eddie frowns.

“Well, I think that’s very cute.” Tommy interrupts. “We’re in no hurry to get married but… I appreciate you blurting out your attraction to me, unlike our first date…”

“Shut up!” Evan hides his head on Tommy’s shoulder to avoid the inevitable teasing.

“Make me.” Tommy responds.

Evan simply looks his boyfriend deep in the eyes and kisses him, softly but deeply.

“Hi, thanks for being here. Denny’s awake, you can go see him now if you want to.” Hen comes out to update the 118 family. “Especially you, Tommy. The first thing Denny asked was for the cool pilot who’s good at painting to draw the most badass helicopter on his cast.” Hen asks Tommy, with the exhaustion and relief of a previously worrying mother in her eyes.

“Of course.” Tommy replies.

[abetterdaaye]

Thanks for the tag @milkovichrules .I'm late but...

name: Dana

location: ATL, GA, USA

we’ll start with some easy ones!

is there a celebrity you think you look like? I've heard I look like Gabrielle Union but I dunno.

do you still have stuffed animals on your bed? nope

who is your celebrity crush? Sterling K. Brown 😍

now for some slightly more embarrassing ones!

have you ever accidentally sent a naughty message to the wrong person? Lol Yes

have you ever snorted a drink out of your nose on a date? no, thank gods

have you ever peed in a public pool? yes 🫣

and we will close it out with some shameless characters bang/marry/kill!

ian/mickey/kev: bang ian, marry mickey, kill kev (sorry, kev)

fiona/v/svetlana: bang svetlana, marry v, kill fiona (it had to be done, fi)

frank/kermit/tommy: ew. No.

karen/mandy/sandy: bang sandy, marry mandy, kill karen

jimmy/sean/gus: bang jimmy steve, marry gus, kill sean

If y'all wanna do it: @abundanceofnots @babygirlmickey @bawlbrayker @celestialmickey @depressedstressedlemonzest @darthvaders-wife

[cola-losers]

Was talking to a bud about the slasher au and was given the idea for Candyman! Tommie

Anyways just a concept sketch

[pastelsakurayt]

That would be hilarious!!!

i think usa matty should just be matt from supermega, there’s no in-universe reason for it he’s just there

[millight]

more of the neighbors and (head)canons!

[skissblock]

tom and tommy

[mr-3rr0r]

Ya know I've always wondered what would monster tommie/tommy look like

[madaman0]

A thought. I don't really consider USA just an AU of Eddsworld, they're completely seperate characters to me. So they have different personalities, names, etc. And they all exist in the same world, so they can interact.

now imagine "Tom Rockwell and Tommy Rolland" [my HC names].

they are Rock and Roll...

[edds-cola-can]

will you ever draw more american eddsworld content? it would be neat coming from u

yeehaw feller

(credit to @xoche for mattie design)

[hoodies-n-cola]

i would *love* to see the eddsworld usa boys in your style 💕💕

First time drawing Eddie n didn't really have the energy for Mattie, so I hope you enjoy these two <3

[mightyfoz]

So uh,, I have this SU AU, and I’ve had the idea of the EW USA guys as gems for a while.  Tommie a dark-blue sapphire, Eddie a Green Beryl and Mattie a very pale-pearl. With the help of @xdipp I made Mattie. ihadtochangehisfuckncoloratleast3times Anyway, tadahhh doodles.