#ew rhi

[3x09x1]

Why do i keep managing to grab mouldy Vread.

[ilwonuu]

hiii love all of your work btw!!

hear me out please!, this might be a long one😭

okay so you and jaehyun (or whatever idol you may want to use) are best friends. and have been since childhood! your a dancer and he’s a idol so your schedules are complicated. your very close with each other’s families. so one day you visit his mom like usual and surprisingly he is there with his group visiting home too, which you didn’t know he was visiting. you guys are excited to see each other and everyone can see your chemistry ( you get introduced to everyone) but you guys say y’all are “best friends” even his family see it. y’all flirt. (a lot) boom spend the night smut and boom😭😭😭.

(ik it’s a lot i’m sorry😭)

thank u for saying u enjoy my work ily<3 NO NO ITS NOT A LOT ITS OERFECT KSJSHA,,, i love this idea and of course i love rhis idea with jaehyun ehehshs!! i hope u enjoy,,, thank youu for requesting <3

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⤑ jeong jaehyun

𖤓 pairing- best friends to lovers, idol!jaehyun x nonidol!femreader, softdom!jae x sub!reader, established friendship

𖤓 warnings- lots of cringe flirting, kissing, fingering(f receiving), dirty talk, slight smut heheheheh(dw lmk if you want another smut part), lmk what else<333

𖤓 a/n- hiiiii im fulfilling my lovely anon’s ask!!! im so happy that u requested something!! i based this fic off of some of the lyrics from this song<3 thank u for reading🙃🙃

you almost cry after finding out about your 4 days off. you’ve been working yourself to the core with dancing. of course it’s something you love but you really need a break. you decide to go your best friends house. you know he isn’t going to be be there but it’s fine because you’re just as close with his family. his mother always being there for you whenever you needed. today you could use the company. you knock on the door a couple times waiting for her to open the door. to your surprise your very handsome best friend opens the door with a big smile.

“get in here.” he pulls you into a big hug. “jae? you didn’t tell me you were free!” you roll your eyes at him, letting go of him to greet his mother. you hug her with a smile. “i came to see you.” you smile getting comfortable a little more. you wave to the other guys in the room. “hi guys! i’m y/n nice to finally meet you all. i’ve heard a lot.” jaehyun smiles as he introduces each of the members to you.

“yea we have heard a lot too!” haechan smirks at you and jaehyun, causing johnny and mark to snicker at him. “you’re so pretty!” jungwoo says after you compliment his outfit. you smile knowing that you two will be great friends. exchanging numbers with the guys as you and jaehyun basically have the same friends. jaehyun pulls your attention back to him when he grabs your hand.

“so you guys are friends?” yuta asks looking as you guys intensely. “yea- best friends.” you smile at jaehyun. they see right through what you guys are telling yourselves. “definitely.” doyoung says as he laughs at how red jaehyun got at the question. “okay! are you guys hungry?” mrs. jeong cuts the silence with a smile.

after dinner, you and jaehyun spent the night watching your favorite childhood movies laughing and fucking flirting. how could you not flirt with the boy? it’s hard having a hot best friend (a lot of people suffer from this!!!) he has you in his arms as he mindlessly rubs your sides. you are melting in his arms. “i missed you.” he says taking your attention from the movie.

“i missed you more jae.” you smile at him. he blushes hard at the gesture. “no like i seriously couldn’t wait to see you. i couldn’t stop thinking of you.” he holds you tighter. “ew you’re being cheesy all of a sudden.” you playfully push him away. “shut up you love it baby.” you choke on your spit. baby?? what the fuck he never calls you baby. obviously because you guys are just friends,,,,definitely! “im just messing with you.” he smiles at you innocently.

“you’re annoying.” he shakes his head. “you don’t really think so, you like me too much.” he kisses your cheek and at first it seems sweet until he moves his kisses down your jaw. “is this okay?” your breath hitches as he holds you in place. “jaehyun- what are you doing?” you look at him nervously. “tell me you don’t want this and i’ll stop right now.” he rubs your side gently. “no- i want this.” you nod at him and he smiles.

“relax baby.” he helps you out of your shorts leaving you in just your panties. your back is against his chest as you rest between his legs. “look at me- good girl.” he smiles at you pulling you to kiss him. “i’ve wanted you like this for so long.” his voice is quiet as it leaves his lips. he’s been trying to ignore his feelings as were you. anyone could see that you guys were more than friends.

“kiss me again.” you sighed against his chest. he chuckles a little kissing your cheek before turning your head to kiss your lips. you moan into the kiss as your legs spread. his hand snakes to your thighs rubbing it gently.

“jaehyun- touch me.” you whisper to him. he nods at you pecking your lips. you grab his hand to move it higher against your thigh. he just smirks at you teasingly. “you’ve been thinking about this for a while huh baby? my hands touching you like this?” he teases as he moves your panties to the side.

“look at how wet you are just from me talking to you.” you nod shamelessly laying your head back on him. you feel one of his fingers sink into your aching cunt. “dirty girl, you are soaking.” he smirks at you as he adds another finger inside of you. “feels so good.” you sigh at the feeling. he scissors his fingers inside of you making you moan out his name. “mm jaehyun-“ you start to squirm as you get closer to your high.

“yea, you gonna cum baby?” he kisses your neck as he curls his fingers. you cum undone on his fingers with a sigh. “fuck you’re perfect.” he pulls you into a kiss. “do best friends finger each other?” jaehyun asks with a laugh causing you to roll your eyes at him. “you ruined the moment.” he smirks at you. “come here baby.” he pulls you into his arms before smothering you in kisses. “i want you to be my girlfriend, not my best friend.”

[sillyartistthegoofy]

c2bc 10 ss redraw

i doont like rhis ew

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[erm-syunkiss-appreciation-ig]

༎ຶ ★ あ ' introduction !!! ^_^

im gonna just name myself mola in this blog.... yea you can call me mola. my pronouns are he/him . im aroace and blah blah

i decided to create this blog for @syunkiss yea its some thing of fanclub totally.... here i would try to appreciate him and to show my love platonically to him. my original blog would not be revealed since i dont wanna get associated with it thats why i decided to name myself mola for not revealing my real name. meh im embarassed posting this goodnight

DNI: basic criteria, proshippers, ships anything problematic , andy and leyley fans ....... ew

first time doing a introduction hiii..... syunkiss is a lovely guy

notes: syunkiss is a idiot /vpos..... well i dont even know why i created rhis

[motleyflash]

! INTRODUCTION ! (OLD)

ello there! i'm mot, but i go by other names such as : mot/ash/dallas they/them

nonbinary, asexual, lithromantic

I'm making rhis blog multifandom so it isn't dead... cuz originally this was gonna be for marble hornets/creepypasta interests: undertale, undertale aus, deltarune, fnaf, fnaf books/comics, creepypasta, marble hornets, little misfortune, fnf, henry stickmin, wii deleted you, south park, happy tree friends, cookie run kingdom, madness combat, a hat in time, slashers, the amazing digital circus, fooffle (a youtuber, go look him up !) current interests: THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS MUSIC INTERESTS will wood lemon demon jack stauber DNI💢 basic dni, but i'll say the most prominent ones dni homophobics, transphobes, racists/xenophobes, proshippers INT✅ if u wann a become moots i'm more than happy to artists, anyone creative! (just bc u're not an artist doesnt mean you cant int!) ppl over 18 can int but i gotta make sure you're nothing on the dni list GET TO KNOW ME i use tone tags social anxiety, depression i'm the kind of introvert that's extroverted online a cat person minor im an artist and a writer in training! (PLSPLS PL S NOTE THAT IF U DO BECOME A MOOT I MIGHT BE A LIL UNCOMFY WHEN TALKING CUZ SOCIAL ANXIETY EW EWWEWE W CRYING))

you can find most of this information in my carrd https://motleyflash.carrd.co/

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[suiciderape]

jesse vidal jr. is not my type its liminal mall ew! get real ew ok so i was staring outside of my window thinking nah this bitch geto realerr tha real imma finna die this ur in my prisoner walls? yes! why bc hes geto real how real? da fuq bitch its my room walls

ew

shes a cunt hahaha

nah it hurtz

what the fucking bitch stupidee cheeze nvm! geyy eww delete we can be geto real murderers without partna in south korea where is he? in the center? me? in the front hm literally shes right next to u ew! mhm what day is it? march 1st mhm nah ok surf fuck get her off of me! huh

i had a vision shes a cude lmfao no it went different u were literally in her fucking house! mrs. b?! hell nah bitch she went ugly geto to stay off me no im confused about what to right its not even the point dudee u do rmbr she died its ugly to follow her on tumblr 1st post cheeze its disgusting no followers its disgusting! its digusting! shes dead!? look im in her liminal mall im a zeus heaven gate? spotify lured her into her mistress mind 1st perioud ew shea ugly as fucke and ew she wants to fuxk me ew shes geto real rude ew ok go home weeno noo no mo mo no! shes in the rume haha rhis is stupid not u surf im in the romeo ew! shes a back stabber im her romeo real real geto bitch! she told me she told me that i would die for dating her sister and not send in the bean eww hahaha damn sk sui shordy 9 what the fuck is this! thats fux yes ew shes geto real real ghetto what is there to do no its me! im gonna fux u right now no! ur soul sister? shordy hes cutee do it asian bean 9 lcg ok! i said no im not put my hands on u! or do anything to u? scene in senesense mean awkward mean girls stole my sign language! posted up? yes i changed into ur clothes hahaha!! he is in my body dudee romeo no fucking way! lets get out of her bitch! yes im her fuck buddy toy bad omg i love her bad ass dicks! omg her lux traineer yes! tumblr queeno britney who the fuck said u couls cunt crack kill crips apple crisp daamn its ghetto liminal mall geto 4realz asian gangster sister luv were sissyboiqt tight? yes! eww hahaha shes not lying its tight wait fr? yes! omg! no! someone else chillmaxextremist omg where? twitter no! where is hee i killed his luv gang im on her bed next to her smoking a cigarette im making sure u dont type her into her liminal mall ew bitch geto ugly door handle um! im in her room rn! fucking nigger! im dead i killed myself how did u kill urself? i typed in liminal mall on tumblr and fell into my macbook pro hhaha ew! ur so weird thats hella geto? how did it get into ur room? jesse vidal jr. put it on my bed the wrong one it was z flip 3 geto hahaha ew! ur fine? yes babe shes in my liminal mall space myspace diamondz u killes him! ew bitch macbook pro? cuter nah they finna get jazelle fag stupidee bitch um cuntz nah were gemimi geto hell 3 she brought in a faggot yoon keeho from eboy manga romeo ew stfu and type sk8r boi

[ghostieeeee]

wait a secomd rhis is me GASP what is on my screnn

JX0D9DH HAHAHHA BC LIKE EW *GASP* WHERES MY WIFE, NEED TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

hey dude whats up hey bitch im hella much lost on this new universe not like that what? im scared of ur universe oh ok why? bc its so quiet and i dont know what ti msayoksoudontknowwgat5osay? no i dont know what to say i havent got any idea how to convince u that u need to do something interesting before i kill myself on accident hahha ur weird kk so u want to kill urself bc im quiet rn? yes its hard to explain but i feel like something bad is about to happen or something or that today will be boring so im asking uva questiom i ok so u hust answeed that fast yes i did why? bc ur trying to avoid me or something no im only trying to avoid u bc it feels weird herw but i love you i want to talk about somethibg in my room ok what? im not sure what we should talk about thats why i asked u just now ok so ur cobdused on where to start? yes daddy ok so go home que no bendt ew no its south korean grim reaper and hahha shes my new wife and we just landed on our own ubiverse yes we did and i alwaya invent my wives first before we fuck em ew hahha ew she doesnt like my driends theyre nice hopefully sorry mexican women keep yelling at me ur friend is nice riggt? im not asking id hes mexican what i get it she wants to know if my friend is nice okA so he isbbice shes jn trouble grt her out od here shes stayinf in my universe yes i am i love you yws she is ok so ur gknna do that agaun alreadt i have just said rhat i invented desarae renee

hollins and u jusr dismiss that by saying that u want her to diebagainM sges my new wide wnd j love her i love you too thwy are so daft yes rhey are where are we? my sriveway where is the bridfeM what bridgezm the one bt mi hihse are we nkrbgere abtmkew? im gettinf cibysed agjb whar the duxj desaew rhis js bktba bkjee djdvhbrskebhs ohrbdbamssb yesbybssid jxojbnobibdsbd see wnroe orbebeb ralk sitop toald ibwant hbto texplajn tibebettb that we have one davjb stoooee talkjnf vedusebubare movinf toobdas we love ewxhbirger sbdthebdjdbdbnomoresexosnsbnowelovespecuamdeneb ihysr xsnsndn sobfuxjubjdkeehoimfknnajjllu

[ewsystemoverload]

Never leave the mouse and croc alone together.

[dankovskaya]

How do you as someone who has lived as a God entity of incalculable power for literal millenia just go back to being a normal fucking dude living in the world I could scream.

[toooldforgermany]

YOU HAVE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE PLAYING WE HAPPY FEW.

THE ONES WHO PLAY IT FOR THE STORY

AND ANDREW. ( @negotiiator / @factsfaced )

[littlegirlabused]

Love it when a parent tells you how proud they are of your progress in recovery as if they should be proud that you are finally rebounding from all the years of abuse they inflicted on you lmao ok then

[1uvshot]

..... I’m pretty sure I did my entire microbio lab wrong today but I didn’t want to redo it so I just left lmao

[agayobsessedwithmurder]

Cobra kai s4 thoughts

episode one

ew is it him right away

PLZ the way he hanged up

DEMETRI

I LOVE HIM

not them looking at eachother when talking about enemies don't. don't.

SO TRUE JOHNNY

i love this approach. they are so chaotic. love them.

DEMETRI

SAM

LEAVE MY BOY DEMETRI ALONE

Omg that was THAT arm 😲

"ah sue me for what"

oh no oh no oh no

Tyler shut tf up.

AMANDA

OH MY GOD SHE IS A mom😋😋

sammmmathhah in the backkkk <3

OKAY JOHNNY CAN COOK??? ew that salsa is...

OH OH THAT KARATE SEXUALLY-

Miguel. SHUT U 🚿🦐🙏😙😞😫😩

AHAJAKLA THERE'S A PARTY NO THATS EMBARRASSING

demetri is <333

hawk love rhis man hes currently

HELP JOHNNY WHAT???

HIS BALLS- OH MY GOD

leave this man alone

DEMETRI.

I'd leave if i was hawk too???

I'm actually sad

rocky what i forgot 🤨

miguel is 😋😋

damn robby okay rude ☹️

give me hawk. or Demetri. NOT THE OLD MEN???

ugh dude say no

OLWHAT

WHAT

IM OH MY FUCK HE AAID NO

go dilf i mean i mean i mean i mean evil karate person ha ha ha 😟

whosat the door OMG

"ham?" whats that water i

oh god just COMPROMISE.

it will?? stop even im so

Miguel MIGUEL hes dreamy

HAWK QHAT RHE FUCK

hawk lets work on anger management

okay get it robby

HAWK NO HAWK HAWK HAWK WHAT DID hE DO IM NERVOUS IM SO NERVOUS PLEASE DONT COME ON MAN

Oh fuck

oh? OH? DEMETRI AND HAWK IM

IM SOBBING MY EYES IM ACTUALLY CRYING IM ACTUALLY TEARING UP

dumb karate.

why are they all so hot?

demetri... arm strength bby..

[kermitwithaspider]

Booger Dildoes

Warning! This chapter has smut, bad words, and non con! Please dont read if your sensitieve to this topics.

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"Hi 1m ippepep bacon slut! Oikn oink bonk!" A camera pans slowly revealing a pig dressed in a slutty outfit with her face pampered with makeup, all thanks to Pedo Charles.

"Ahhh look what our little pig whore. All meaty and tender with juicy bacon. Any words you have to say for the audience, Pinkie?" A man said in a squirrel costume. Ew hahah we got a creepo as our narrator.

"Doiksuehshehehhhahaha" Peppa giggled, a finger twriling a strand of nose hair. "Please phuck my phat vag." She formed a "v" with her fingers and placed it infront of her mouth, her tongue sticking out.

"Mhm." Squirrel dick removed his squirrel hat. Everybody in the stuido gasped to see Kim and her fake ass. "Heeeeesssyyyy." She seggsily removed the rest of the squirrel suit and threw it at Kermit's salmonella ass.

"Fikw." Kermit groaned at the heavy squirrel suit thrown at his shoulder. "Shutup." Kim gestured a middle finger at kermit. "Stop complaining, its not like your pain is gonna stay here forever." As the words came out of Kim's mouth a tenticle came out of nowhere and it wrapped itself around kermit's head.

"Oh, lookie here! We're gonna save Kermit's tenticle fuck video in another chapter!" Kermit looked alarmed at this. "Wait no i dont even have any makeup on! Also a vag or a shit hole!"

As keemit said that suddenly a dick, a vag, and a shit hole appeared on kermit's body. "There u go." A tenticle instantly slid inside kermit's ass crack.

"Mhm...~ahhh~oh!"

"Uhm hello bitch? Its suppose to be me and this phat pig here?" Kim snapped a finger. "Oh yeah right, while kermit is currently getting fucked by random entity lets stuff god's holy dick inside of ya'll's dirty skanky pussies!" "Oink boink hehahah thank uu!" Peppa cheered, here finger pumping in and out of her vag.

"Finally." Kim said, her hands moving swiftly on her phone keyboard. "Wtach me getmfucked yalll<33333"

With a clap of someone's mentality, peppa and kim was transported to a church. The chruch was clean. But fhere was a heck load of thick girthy dildos laying adound."oooh i wanna try rhis one!" Kim took a very thick dildo that was laying beside her. The shine of slick was obvious. Hm, looks like somebody else used it.

Ooo ink oink! Peppa also got one of the thickest dildoes that was laying on the floor. Peppa inserted the tip in her hairy nose, swirl it around a bit, then pulled it out. A green nasty booger sticked on the tip.

"Mnm" looks delicious" Peppa rubbed her clit as she licked the booger on the dildo. The camera pans out to kim who is currently smashing her pussy with a dildo, her moans echoing throughout the churhc.

Peppa pushed the dildio deeper and deeper till it touched the back of her throat. Peppa felt so hot, her hand ruvving desperately on her sensitive little clit.

Peppa's dirty iddy biddy mind played a scenario. "Squilliam kun please fuck my squiddy ass! Squidward chan moaned, her tenticle hand lifted her skirt to expose her bare parts." Squilliam smirked and pulled out a cucumber. "Yes squiddy."

Gosh. That thought is so hot~~~

Peppas eyes rolled backwards as her orgasm hit her. Dopamine spreaded in her body. Peppa moaned loudly, causing kim to feel more hot and horny.

God. That was such a huge turn on. Kim licked her lips and stealthily crawled closer to Peppa who was still dazily sucking the dildo. Kim's hot breath fanned Peppa's shoulders. "Come here you slutty bacon." Kim inserted the used dildo up in Peppa's nose.

Peppa moaned. Kim pumped the dildo in and out faster. The pink pig we all love to grow was getting nosed fuck by none other than kim herself.

While all of this is happening, God stared at the scene befold infront of his very own eyes. The other angels who was beside god's side, had their jaws agape.

"Ooo yes maomi~fuck my huge hairy nose hole~" "Oh yes I will." God was so shock that he didnt hear a certain someone cackle behind him. "Oh God, I didnt know you watch nosefuck videos" Lucifer smacked his thigh, tears forming at the corners of his eyes.

"Lucifer?! What the- how did you came here!"

Lucifer's laughing face into a shock one that showed betrayal. "God.... well you see, I won the satanist olympics, became a brain surgeon with a golden certificate, became the world's first blob fish, and created the species of cockroaches. Dont you EVER throw me out when you are doing a sin. Watching two ladies having a nosefuck without their consent. You look like a creepo you know."

"LUCIFER WHAT THE BEHOMEHAGS-" Before God can finish his sentence, Lucifer beat him to it. "I gotten my ass fucked when i was in snake form. Anyways im not just making a story, im changing lives." Lucifer snapped a finger.

Snap.

Suddenly Peppa was holding a needle. A needle... what do we do with a needle ya'll?

Right, we pop a fake bitches ass.

Peppa gripped on the needle and stabbed it on Kim's ass--

Peppa popped Kim's balloon implants cause an uproar!

Kim frown and lowered her ips diamond addition iphone. "Fuck you." Peppa smiled. "Love you too!"

Then the doctor appeared with a clipboard. "Hey ms Kim Fake Ass Kardashian here is the bill." The doctor handed kim the bill. "Oh yeah, and also the dildo you used caused vaginal tearing and somebody before you used it. You gotten human papillomavirus, also known as HPV. So sorry friend."

Kim's jaw dropped to the floor. "What!-"

Lesson of the story: Please dont fuck yourself with a used dildo. Chances are that person might have STD(Sexual transmitted disease.) Also, dont let yourself get fucked by an animal, you can get penile cancer, rabies, and other scary diseases shit. Sizes doesnt matter during sex, doesnt really increase the pleasure but it can if you have size kink. It can also increase the chances of tearing in the vagina, so men and women who decides to wear a large strap on during sex, be careful with your partner :)

How will Kim heal from her STD? Will she ever record another sex tape ever again? Did kermit gave birth to tentacle aliens? Or did Peppa finally got hentai artwork of herself? Stay tune nextime for another chapter! (Ps, I want some ravioli with some fries? Dont worry they're seasoned with Holyness and I have coke on the table, i bought the holy addition though.)