kermitwithaspider

[kermitwithaspider]

Booger Dildoes

Warning! This chapter has smut, bad words, and non con! Please dont read if your sensitieve to this topics.

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"Hi 1m ippepep bacon slut! Oikn oink bonk!" A camera pans slowly revealing a pig dressed in a slutty outfit with her face pampered with makeup, all thanks to Pedo Charles.

"Ahhh look what our little pig whore. All meaty and tender with juicy bacon. Any words you have to say for the audience, Pinkie?" A man said in a squirrel costume. Ew hahah we got a creepo as our narrator.

"Doiksuehshehehhhahaha" Peppa giggled, a finger twriling a strand of nose hair. "Please phuck my phat vag." She formed a "v" with her fingers and placed it infront of her mouth, her tongue sticking out.

"Mhm." Squirrel dick removed his squirrel hat. Everybody in the stuido gasped to see Kim and her fake ass. "Heeeeesssyyyy." She seggsily removed the rest of the squirrel suit and threw it at Kermit's salmonella ass.

"Fikw." Kermit groaned at the heavy squirrel suit thrown at his shoulder. "Shutup." Kim gestured a middle finger at kermit. "Stop complaining, its not like your pain is gonna stay here forever." As the words came out of Kim's mouth a tenticle came out of nowhere and it wrapped itself around kermit's head.

"Oh, lookie here! We're gonna save Kermit's tenticle fuck video in another chapter!" Kermit looked alarmed at this. "Wait no i dont even have any makeup on! Also a vag or a shit hole!"

As keemit said that suddenly a dick, a vag, and a shit hole appeared on kermit's body. "There u go." A tenticle instantly slid inside kermit's ass crack.

"Mhm...~ahhh~oh!"

"Uhm hello bitch? Its suppose to be me and this phat pig here?" Kim snapped a finger. "Oh yeah right, while kermit is currently getting fucked by random entity lets stuff god's holy dick inside of ya'll's dirty skanky pussies!" "Oink boink hehahah thank uu!" Peppa cheered, here finger pumping in and out of her vag.

"Finally." Kim said, her hands moving swiftly on her phone keyboard. "Wtach me getmfucked yalll<33333"

With a clap of someone's mentality, peppa and kim was transported to a church. The chruch was clean. But fhere was a heck load of thick girthy dildos laying adound."oooh i wanna try rhis one!" Kim took a very thick dildo that was laying beside her. The shine of slick was obvious. Hm, looks like somebody else used it.

Ooo ink oink! Peppa also got one of the thickest dildoes that was laying on the floor. Peppa inserted the tip in her hairy nose, swirl it around a bit, then pulled it out. A green nasty booger sticked on the tip.

"Mnm" looks delicious" Peppa rubbed her clit as she licked the booger on the dildo. The camera pans out to kim who is currently smashing her pussy with a dildo, her moans echoing throughout the churhc.

Peppa pushed the dildio deeper and deeper till it touched the back of her throat. Peppa felt so hot, her hand ruvving desperately on her sensitive little clit.

Peppa's dirty iddy biddy mind played a scenario. "Squilliam kun please fuck my squiddy ass! Squidward chan moaned, her tenticle hand lifted her skirt to expose her bare parts." Squilliam smirked and pulled out a cucumber. "Yes squiddy."

Gosh. That thought is so hot~~~

Peppas eyes rolled backwards as her orgasm hit her. Dopamine spreaded in her body. Peppa moaned loudly, causing kim to feel more hot and horny.

God. That was such a huge turn on. Kim licked her lips and stealthily crawled closer to Peppa who was still dazily sucking the dildo. Kim's hot breath fanned Peppa's shoulders. "Come here you slutty bacon." Kim inserted the used dildo up in Peppa's nose.

Peppa moaned. Kim pumped the dildo in and out faster. The pink pig we all love to grow was getting nosed fuck by none other than kim herself.

While all of this is happening, God stared at the scene befold infront of his very own eyes. The other angels who was beside god's side, had their jaws agape.

"Ooo yes maomi~fuck my huge hairy nose hole~" "Oh yes I will." God was so shock that he didnt hear a certain someone cackle behind him. "Oh God, I didnt know you watch nosefuck videos" Lucifer smacked his thigh, tears forming at the corners of his eyes.

"Lucifer?! What the- how did you came here!"

Lucifer's laughing face into a shock one that showed betrayal. "God.... well you see, I won the satanist olympics, became a brain surgeon with a golden certificate, became the world's first blob fish, and created the species of cockroaches. Dont you EVER throw me out when you are doing a sin. Watching two ladies having a nosefuck without their consent. You look like a creepo you know."

"LUCIFER WHAT THE BEHOMEHAGS-" Before God can finish his sentence, Lucifer beat him to it. "I gotten my ass fucked when i was in snake form. Anyways im not just making a story, im changing lives." Lucifer snapped a finger.

Snap.

Suddenly Peppa was holding a needle. A needle... what do we do with a needle ya'll?

Right, we pop a fake bitches ass.

Peppa gripped on the needle and stabbed it on Kim's ass--

Peppa popped Kim's balloon implants cause an uproar!

Kim frown and lowered her ips diamond addition iphone. "Fuck you." Peppa smiled. "Love you too!"

Then the doctor appeared with a clipboard. "Hey ms Kim Fake Ass Kardashian here is the bill." The doctor handed kim the bill. "Oh yeah, and also the dildo you used caused vaginal tearing and somebody before you used it. You gotten human papillomavirus, also known as HPV. So sorry friend."

Kim's jaw dropped to the floor. "What!-"

Lesson of the story: Please dont fuck yourself with a used dildo. Chances are that person might have STD(Sexual transmitted disease.) Also, dont let yourself get fucked by an animal, you can get penile cancer, rabies, and other scary diseases shit. Sizes doesnt matter during sex, doesnt really increase the pleasure but it can if you have size kink. It can also increase the chances of tearing in the vagina, so men and women who decides to wear a large strap on during sex, be careful with your partner :)

How will Kim heal from her STD? Will she ever record another sex tape ever again? Did kermit gave birth to tentacle aliens? Or did Peppa finally got hentai artwork of herself? Stay tune nextime for another chapter! (Ps, I want some ravioli with some fries? Dont worry they're seasoned with Holyness and I have coke on the table, i bought the holy addition though.)

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