#evil life

[blaaaaask]

When you evil but you have a regular job because you still gotta pay bills

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[digital-meat]

To do

□ throw rocks at exhibitionists in the park

□ experience nostalgia

□ report 3 Palestinian fundraisers

□ vote (does t matter who for)

□ read a book *without* interpreting it

[thebigcomed0wn]

im so serious if you cant imagine a single female character u like or you coincidentally only care about men or imagine that women are a different species of human that are impossible to draw or write about or relate to, You are the problem. its not because you’re gay it’s because you do not like women

[lord-of-snrland]

I care about meaningless shit and don't care if my house is on fire

[stil-lindigo]

Ahmed Saad, a Palestinian man who had to jump through an insane amount of loops to get the funds necessary for escaping Gaza, is asking us all to donate to his friend’s family fund.

Mohamed is a hemophilia patient who needs access to medicine and to do surgery on his knees, his 11-year-old daughter also needs thigh surgery (she was supposed to do it outside Gaza in November but couldn't travel due to the border issues). Mohammed’s condition is worsening rapidly and, with Israel destroying the last functional hospital in Gaza, things are looking dire.

Please donate generously!

[kimeoshi]

Corrupted Ratio for Twitter! Reached 2k followers and he won in a prompt game

Timelapse:

[annabelle--cane]

you relate to monstrous characters because you have toxic shame and live in a society that has convinced you that innocent parts of yourself are grotesque. I relate to monstrous characters because I am evil. we are not the same.

[wr0wn]

Keep going, Leon Kennedy!

[lilislegacy]

*percy controlling akhlys’ poison to use it against her and choking her on her own tears and saliva*

annabeth: never do it again. never do anything like it again. i’m begging you

many years later

*percy and annabeth’s teenage children being held at knifepoint by enemies, seconds away from being killed*

annabeth: percy, do it

[blaaaaask]

Rest Ruminate Revenge on Redbubble

Hello my little ne'er-do-wells,

Today's art piece is a delightfully evil play on 'live laugh love.' Villains do none of those three things, and therefore need a motto of equal spectacle to keep the good and evil balance. Hence I have come up with 'Rest, Ruminate, Revenge.' A perfect trio of words that describe every devious person's next moves. Waiting for the moment, obsessing over the act, and enacting revenge; the perfect mix.

See below for direct product links!

Black text, white background options:

Cat Mat: https://www.redbubble.com/i/cat-mat/Rest-Ruminate-Revenge-White-by-BLAAAAASK/161644006.88IZH?asc=u

Magnet: https://www.redbubble.com/i/magnet/Rest-Ruminate-Revenge-White-by-BLAAAAASK/161644006.TBCTK?asc=u

Pullover Sweater: https://www.redbubble.com/i/sweatshirt/Rest-Ruminate-Revenge-White-by-BLAAAAASK/161644006.73735?asc=u

White text, black background options:

Framed art print: https://www.redbubble.com/i/framed-print/Rest-Ruminate-Revenge-White-Text-Black-by-BLAAAAASK/161645060.AJ1A3?asc=u

Hardcover journal: https://www.redbubble.com/i/notebook/Rest-Ruminate-Revenge-White-Text-Black-by-BLAAAAASK/161645060.RXH2R?asc=u

Throw Blanket: https://www.redbubble.com/i/throw-blanket/Rest-Ruminate-Revenge-White-Text-Black-by-BLAAAAASK/161645060.16D0B?asc=u

[spookberry]

Idiot to Idiot communication

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

you have such a interesting body ethan ...

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The musical episode.

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[sunderwight]

Bingqiu AU where Luo Binghe's the chosen village sacrifice to the evil deity who lives up the mountain.

Normally the village sends maidens, but they've more or less run out of expendable girls of the right age and, ahem, "virtues". So of course Luo Binghe's early life bad luck kicks in. In the wake of his mother's death there's no one to really care about what happens to him, he's fairly pretty, and the village leaders decide that if they dress him up like a girl the teenaged homeless kid should pass well enough. And hey, y'know, he's probably got a hard life ahead for him anyway -- dying in a brothel of some venereal disease or on the streets of exposure or starvation. At least as a sacrifice, everyone else gets to benefit from his loss! And the kid will get added to a shrine and be remembered as a hero! If anything, he should be happy about this!

Binghe is not happy about this.

But he's also a skinny underfed nobody who is easily overpowered, dressed up like a bride, and tied to a post. So. Not much he can do but wait for the evil deity to come and do whatever horrible thing he's gonna do to him.

Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is pretty sure he's been isekai'd into the over-powered hero of some kind of supernatural adventure story? He's not totally sure because he doesn't recognize the setting, but the signs are there. He's got a shrine-like base of operations (though it seems to have become corrupted/ruined, probably he has to restore it somehow), he has a very resilient and handsome new body with spiritual energy of some kind flowing through him, and a very clearly magical sword. Plus lots of neat starter powers! Though it feels like he has other abilities that have been blocked somehow? Probably he has to level up in order to access them.

When he treks out of his "base" and finds what seems to be a distressed maiden, he takes it for his beginner hero mission. The girl claims that she's been doomed to be sacrificed to an evil god. That sounds a little above Shen Yuan's pay grade for dealing with, so he unties her and decides that they had better just get out of the whole region altogether. He already packed up anything useful from his base, anticipating he might get caught up in an adventure once he left, so they follow the river away from the settlement until they reach another one.

While they travel, Luo Binghe tells Shen Yuan about the cursed deity, Shen Qingqiu, who was cast out of the heavens for slaughtering one of his brethren and has apparently being do-who-knows what to maidens from the local village in exchange for his "protection" ever since. Sounds like a real asshole! And also mid-level boss type bad guy at least. Shen Yuan hopes he doesn't have to fight him, but he probably will.

Thank goodness he found Binghe, though! Clearly the helpful little sister type! He's definitely going to require her assistance if he's going to figure out how to navigate this world and level up his skills enough to take on a god.

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