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of course i know what the big white night sky circle is called. no way am i getting defensive. it starts with m and i know what its called.

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ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it

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cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

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“And then, one day, I didn’t miss you anymore.”

— C. Jai Miller (via eclecticallyjai)

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love styles

use sun, moon, and Venus.

a psychologist created this concept of love styles that includes: agape, eros, storge, manic, ludic, and pragma. 

agape. being selfless in love. it is wanting to suffer before ever seeing your lover suffer. it is bending yourself and sacrificing for the sake of your partner. cancer and pisces.

eros. the passionate love. it needs physical intimacy and needs it quickly, it craves falling in love, and the rush of stereotypical romance. aries, taurus, leo, libra, scorpio

storge. friendship-based love. it is stability and common interests binding two people and love evolving from there. virgo, capricorn, aquarius

manic. possessive and dependent love. it is needing to know everything your partner is doing and needing them in order to feel happy, while willing to be everything for them. aries, taurus, cancer, leo, scorpio

ludic. casual love. it is love comes and goes and should be shared. it is not wanting to be tied down, wanting to have fun, and wanting to experience it with many people as possible. gemini and sagittarius 

pragma. practical love. it is check list love, love as a choice. it is if someone truly better comes along, i leave. taurus, virgo, libra, capricorn, aquarius 

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If Lucky Luciano ever dies, his loved ones will absolutely put him in The Pose™ for his funeral. They know that if they don’t, people will dig their grave just to do it to em  

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i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

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Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

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if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

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Alexa, release my inhibitions

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me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:

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im gonna roleplay as a functional person from now on

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Sonic Characters react to you being infertile

Sonic: *Speed dashes into your barren uterus* AW YEAH THIS IS HAPPENIN’!!!

Tails: Aw that’s so sad :( we can always adopt..

Knuckles: *punches your vagina* Knock Knock it’s Knuckles!!

Shadow: That’s so fucking stupid. *Shoots you*

Amy: Sonic isn’t infertile so… :///

Eggman: Fuck no eggs huh??

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SBE - stupid bitch energy

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me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*

cat: *purrs*

me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you

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Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right?  You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey.  Unless they service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever.  It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be.  9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.   Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.