#Unethical life pro tips

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To do

□ throw rocks at exhibitionists in the park

□ experience nostalgia

□ report 3 Palestinian fundraisers

□ vote (does t matter who for)

□ read a book *without* interpreting it

[tangled-pixel-harpsichord]

I just came across this marvelous and kind response to a commenter asking a bunch of very easy to look up questions on, of all things, a Reddit thread

Beauty really can be found anywhere

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i love to be on pain meds because nothing hurts and everything is a good idea

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unethical life pro tip:

if you have abusive family members who are over 60 years old: convince them that theyre in the early stages of dementia

[agentjazzy]

The Evil Dead Dashboard Simulator

🧍‍♂️ groovyhousewares Follow

YES I got my girlfriend a pretty pretty necklace from a gumball machine and when she sees it she's going to give me so so many kisses :)

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man, fuck tourists, I was heading to my spot when a car came up and honked at us, all friendly like, so me and buddy waved bc there wasn't anyone else there, but then they YELLED at us???? we were just walking?? wtf did we even DO

#i hope the bridge collapses i hope they all DIE #vent

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🎲 kingofstupidbitches Follow

unethical life pro tip: if you overhear your professor talking about their family cabin that they have, and they have open office hours posted, it's your RIGHT to go check that shit out

they're not gonna be there!! they have papers to grade and other shit to deal with!!! free cabin!!!

🌋 thehillsalsohaveanniceass 📛 Follow

op what are you going to do when you roll up and they're just sitting there

🎲 kingofstupidbitches Follow

lmao his ass is NOT going to be in that cabin 😂 he just got back from a vacation with his family or something (dipshit couldn't wait until break) he's supposed to be at his office and he does NOT have the vacation days to be leaving so soon

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🌹 pressedflowerpetals Follow

fml my older brother asked if I wanted to tag along on a trip to a cabin and I said sure bc it beats staying at home w/ dad

BUT IT'S A COUPLE TRIP

HE'S BRINGING HIS COWORKER/GIRLFRIEND THAT HE DOESN'T SHUT UP ABOUT, HIS FRIEND IS BRINGING HIS GIRLFRIEND, WHYYYY DID THEY INVITE ME

#if i knew i would've said no 😭 #he didn't even invite his Actual best friend #which SUCKS bc then we could've fooled around when no one was paying attention #huh who said that 😳 #cheryl posting

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haters will hear you scurrying underneath the bowels of your home and freak out like HELLO where else am I supposed to scurry????

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you ever feel like people Immediately forget your name upon meeting you :(

#i might be too high but i don't think any of these people know my full name #i mean I'm Definitely high #and tried moonshine for the first time #but like. really feeling like an outsider rn

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it's so hard being the only chad amongst nerds, like, I GET IT, you're too much of a pussy to investigate the creepy fucking cellar, the LEAST you can do is let me listen to the tapes I found down there, they're cool as fuck

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okay and now they're all yelling at me bc a stupid tree broke a window right when the tape got good 😑

🎲 kingofstupidbitches Follow

fuck it, here's a recording of the tape, I hope none of you guys are cowards like all my friends apparently are, have fun bc I can't

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when someone plays your song you can feel that shit in your SOUL catch me coming towards you at 15mph awoken from my eternal slumber if I hear that first note fr

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my boyfriend spent $14 in quarters attempting to get a magnifying glass necklace from one of those gumball machine toy capsules at work bc he knows I LOVE mysteries and detective stories and I need to [redacted] him in the [redacted] right NOW 💖💖💖

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everyone's making out rn which is REAL inconvenient bc there is Absolutely Something Outside

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should I check it out

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there's no one online to tell me no so.....

📝 charcoalfingertips Follow

op you haven't posted in an hour are you okay???

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I'm Irrevocably Changed Now 👍

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🌹 deadite420 Follow

I'm just a silly goofy guy if I happened to have killed and maimed and bite and stab that's just who I am and how I show love ^_^

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🔮 deadite68 Follow

coyotes are SO right, if youre trapped somewhere or someone grabs ya, just bite your limb off, no hesitation, show superiority, it's not like THEY'RE gonna do it

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🧍‍♂️ groovyhousewares Follow

whhy is there so muchh blood everywhere........

#help #i accidentally kept my mouthh open and blood got in it :((((( #my head hurts sso bad bookcases kept falling on me

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🔩 deadite883 Follow

heehee i love crawling through pipes and electrical outlets

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I logged onto Tumblr and wtf why am I following so many people with deadite in their username? is it a reference? did I miss a meme? are we mishapocolypse-ing again?

🌿 dirtissoyummy Follow

I think it might be a virus transmitted by bots but idk I'm too scared to interact

🤡 thespareshemp Follow

okay I investigated to see if it was a bot swarm or people having fun SO

for the first cluster of blogs, all their IPs are logging from the same location, which usually means a lazy bot swarm BUT I went through all their archives and most of them, before changing urls, interacted with one another naturally and stuff, @-ing one another and junk, and they seem to know each other irl

so it's just friends having fun!! and then people joining in on the fun!! feel free to reblog without fear!

#they're all still posting original content so that's kinda a giveaway #even though it's all 'deadite'fied and all #i wonder if theyre doing an arg thing

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when men are SOAKED with blood 👌😍🥰😘💖🥰🥰💖😍👌😘😘😘💖💖😍

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JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOHN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US

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You Will Be Dead By Dawn

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man, fuck tourists, I was heading to my spot when a car came up and honked at us, all friendly like, so me and buddy waved bc there wasn't anyone else there, but then they YELLED at us???? we were just walking?? wtf did we even DO

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hey you live near the state line right? can you check the news real quick

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uhhhhhhhhh

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BRIDGE IS GONE

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fml if any of you need me i'm going to lay down in the cold and let the forest take me

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if you were to break me down to my pure essence you would be left with pure, unfiltered evil

also grits

mmmmmm grits

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🎥 deadite3023 Follow

falling down the stairs is the most efficient way to go down them :)

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🎲 deadite69 Follow

y'all ever open the window and AUGH OUGH UGH UGH UGH AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA THE AGONIES and then you adjust to the sunlight and you're fine

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🧍‍♂️ groovyhousewares Follow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HELP ME

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[allie-leth]

Unethical life pro tip: if you don't have any trans friends, just force femme yourself one.

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People In This Online Group Share Life Advice That's Funny, Kinda Genius And Completely Unethical (30+ New Pics)

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The Terror: Thoughts

As requested by @englishmagic earlier

This was Not what I was expecting this to be

"She is to be denied protection on either ship" SIR YOU KIDNAPPED HER

Hickey's Brain Moment will never leave me

Hickey is bootleg Guy Fawkes but with worse vibes

Someone get the Marines some real enrichment smh

Unethical Life Pro Tip: Can't find the passage? Experience a mutiny, have your entire crew die, fake your death and join the natives, I guess

I remain very confused by episode 10, I'm going to need this explaining to me because it literally just feels like I watched someone's 45-minute-long fever dream

Love how just when you think it can't get any worse, It Gets Worse

So like what's up with the bear spirit thing? Did they actually kill it or what

It has been a very long time since the last time a series has been able to consistently and constantly surprise me with new events. Literally could not have seen any of this coming. 10/10.

Much to do on Terror is all, sir

Due to personal reasons I will now become a minor problem in Newtonian physics

[shadow-person-sd]

There is a sub Reddit called unethical life pro tips  Where people share morally questionable ways to get ahead in life and someone made a post asking how to get their neighbor to stop lighting raccoons on fire because he would catch raccoons, put them in cages, and then burn them to death. How exactly is stopping that unethical?

TW: Animal Abuse and Animal Death

It’s Reddit, their judgment is a little askewed. I also hope someone calls the cops on the animal abuser

[aladaylessecondblog]

there's people on the ULPT (unethical life pro tips) subreddit asking how to report Latino undocumented immigrant family members because said Latino voted Trump and golly isn't this what they voted for?

also in every thread there's a joke that this is just the Latino Trump voter's way of getting rid of his in-laws

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Unethical life pro tips

[bufomancer]

Unethical life pro tips make friends with the pet store employees bc when I move and I’m ready to get an aquarium again my friend is just going to write a betta outta inventory for me for free

[recents]

unethical life pro tip for my fellow adult autistics who also have ocd or other anxiety disorders that make your texture reactions Worse: the Perfect amount of alcohol actually acts as a Mental Shield that will protect you from the Texture Induced Bad Times. But Watch Out

[lunas-a-little-looney]

This is like the exact opposite of an unethical life pro tip. This is an extremely ethical life pro tip. Please do this if you get the opportunity

This is the dream, tho?

[jaythelay]

Let's popularize how to get free food from DoorDash so they decide to stop letting their dashers steal food from customers.

Collectively, let's share some free food with people. Unethical Life Pro Tip this company, we all know someone starving rn.

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