#evgeny vasilyevich bazarov

[omerseyfofan]

ruslit crossover episode Bazarov and Alyosha call that Bazrosha

[incorrectlit]

Bazarov: Come on, Arkady Nikolaevich, what is the one thing that we've wanted to dip our toes in?

Arkady: Chocolate?

Bazarov: Nihilism!

Arkady: Nihilism, yeah…

[incorrectlit]

Arkady: How do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Bazarov: A glass of water is an inanimate object and is therefore incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic English.

Arkady:

Arkady: Water you doing...

[incorrectlit]

Arkady: I’m quick at math.

Bazarov: Alright, what’s 49 times 32?

Arkady: 24.

Bazarov: That wasn’t even close.

Arkady: But I was quick.

[incorrectlit]

Bazarov: I can’t stop thinking about Odintsova. She’s as brutal as she is beautiful. She’s brutiful.

[incorrectlit]

Pavel: Oh look. Bazarov brought what he believes in: nothing.

[incorrectlit]

Arkady: Evgeny Vasilyevich? What’s wrong?

Bazarov: The world is bleak and meaningless. Future generations will have to clean up our horrendous messes both politically and environmentally. Relations with other countries have become tenuous at best and collapsed at worst. We will never likely make it off this planet before our hubris and mistreatment of our home come back to ruin our civilization, making mankind a pockmark on the corpse of a once vibrant and bountiful-

Arkady: Um, okay, let me stop you there. I meant right now, at this moment?

Bazarov: So did I.

Odintsova: I told you never to ask him generalized questions.

[incorrectlit]

Bazarov: If I dress in plague doctor's robes no one will gender me. They will only beg for leeches.

[incorrectlit]

Arkady: Bazarov, who is a grown man about to become a doctor, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.

[incorrectlit]

Guys I’m reading Fathers and Children rn and I’ve deadass been reading “Bazarov” as “Barazov” for 150 pages