#everytime I start to like that game it just did something that pissed me off

[vault81]

instead of playing jfo I played red faction guerilla instead! finished it in one day, it's now in a special category of games that physically drain the life out of me!

[slxtarchive]

𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞. ᥫ᭡ 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐨.

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬. you had been pressing chris’s buttons all day and one time he finally did something about it.

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭. can u please write a chris fic where the reader is being kinda bratty and trying to make him mad and well we know what happens from there. please. by anon

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬. smut! dom!chris bratty!reader dynamic, begging, overstimulation sort of, rough sex, choking, name calling (bitch, whore, slut, ma, etc.) everything is ofc done with consent!! mdni 18+ !

𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬. sorry it took me so long! i had serious writers block omg.

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭. to be counted.

at the moment you were driving around with chris to run some errands. him getting his license was a game changer for you guys so you didn’t have to ask matt for a ride everytime you needed to do something.

you didn’t know why today you got irritated by everything. whether it was how chris pressed on the brake or how he was breathing like he was running out of oxygen. everything had you irritated.

“wait till the last minute to brake why don’t you?” you remarked as chris almost gave you a hard attack when you thought he was going to hit the car in front of him.

he shrugged your comment off. “the car in front of me was the one that stopped abruptly, not me baby.” you rolled your eyes keeping your gaze on the view in front of you.

“i have to stop at cvs really quickly to pick up some stuff.” you mentioned. he nodded looking where the closest cvs happened to be. he turned into the parking lot and parked. you got out not saying another word. you didn’t wait for him to turn off the car or get out either.

“what’d you need to— ” he got cut off by the slam of the car door and he watched as you went inside. what the fuck? he thought, feeling himself become annoyed at your dismissive action.

he shook his head taking a deep breath before heading in after you. he saw you grab a few items and head to the register. “can i use your card? i’m not sure how much i have in my debit and i didn’t bring my credit card.”

chris raised his brows. “after you just slammed the door in my face?” he called out, looking at you as you stood in line.

you let out a strained breath. “are you gonna let me use the fucking card or not, i don’t have time for this.” your tone laced with irritation. chris picked up on that and laughed in disbelief.

he poked his tongue with his cheek as he looked down and retrieved his wallet before handing you his card. you took it from him and went to self checkout scanning your items and inserting the card. you grabbed the receipt and left without a word.

he squinted his eyes and clenched his jaw while he observed you walking away. he controlled his temper now but his patience was starting to wear thin. he didn’t want to get into an argument now but he figured when you both got home he’d mention how you were acting.

you both sat in the car, silence louder than usual. you saw the way chris’s temper was slowly starting to rise and you admitted, you liked it. he looked so good with his jaw clenched like he was holding back from putting you in your place.

you smiled at the thought while you looked out the window as street lights passed by.

you guys finally got home and you were quick to grab your stuff and bring it inside closing the door behind you, not leaving it open for him. you knew it was a shit move but the outcome would hopefully be worth it.

you heard the door open and close harshly. oh shit.

you took off your shoes and left them by the door before setting your bags on the counter. you made sure you looked unbothered when in reality you were slightly shitting your pants. you pursed your lips trying not to show any emotion but you couldn’t help it. you smiled tightly as you tried to contain your grin.

“what the fuck you smiling about?” he was pissed. “think that shits funny?” he gestured to the door. you gulped, noticing how the veins in his neck and arms were popping out.

you dismissed him by sighing loudly before getting a soda from the fridge and popping it. “i’m serious what the fuck is up with you and that shit attitude you��ve been wearing all day.” he took off his hat combing his hair back before putting it on once again. God you were already so wet.

you took a sip of your soda and leaned against the counter staring at the kitchen wall. “swear to god you’re gonna make me do some shit to you.” he muttered under his breath trying to calm himself down. you raised your browse at his threat then laughed under your breath before taking another nice drink of the pepsi in your hand.

he crossed his arms together waiting for a response. the black shirt that hugged his body so well had your pussy pulsing. “so you’re just not gonna say shit?”

you set the pepsi down and spoke up turning to look at him. “the fuck you want me to say, kid?” the attitude that was once again laced in your voice pushed his last nerve. you grabbed the can about to bring it up to your lips before you saw it fly to the ground.

he just slapped the pepsi out of your hand.

your jaw was practically on the ground as you also noticed the splashes of soda on your perfect outfit. before you could say a thing he was quick to grab and carry you over his shoulder. “are you a fucking idiot?” you asked in disbelief as you flailed in the air. “chris. put. me. down.” you tried to get out of his grip but he was too strong.

he walked you both to your room and let you go on the bed. he closed and locked the door. “you like seeing me mad and shit?” he stood before you. you propped yourself up on your elbows just staring at him with a smile on your lips. his nostrils flared at how you seemed to enjoy his response.

his final straw was when you muttered under your breath. “like you’ll do anything about it.” one of his brows rose. he nodded slightly at your words before tugging you by your legs to the edge of the bed. he then tugged your shorts down harshly before throwing them to the side. “wanna be a bitch with your bitch ass attitude?” he questioned, not expecting an answer you were sure. “k, then you’ll get treated like one.” he unbuckled his belt, the sight looking heavenly. he through it to the side before taking off his jeans and letting them pool at his feet before pushing those to the side as well. “you know to tell me when to stop, baby.” he nodded to you, earning a nod back.

he looked down at you as you were trying to pull yourself together from being completely manhandled. he then pushed your shoulder down so you were laying on the bed. he pulled down your panties swiftly before feeling your pussy. “this wet just from me taking off your shit, ma?” he laughed humorlessly before shoving his fingers in your mouth. you swirled your tongue over and over his fingers before he pulled them out. he then went back in immediately entering his fingers inside your entrance and thrusting them in and out at a mid pace.

he kept his actions going for a few seconds, earning whimpers and moans from your pretty lips. he then sped up his pace, aggressively pushing his fingers in and out. in and out. your body spasmed as you reached your peak incredibly fast. “h-holy shit, chris! gonna cum.” you grunted feeling your orgasm crash into you. officially the fastest you’ve ever cum.

he didn’t stop his antics. at this point, he was on your side holding you down by your stomach while he continued to finger the living shit out of you. the feeling of your impending orgasm creeping up on you once again. “fucking slut, trying to get me angry just so i could fuck the shit out of you, huh?” he chuckled, the squelching noises of his fingers and your own juices clashing together were echoing through the room as well as your whines.

“please..” you and no idea what you were begging for, him to stop, or him to keep going. it just hurts so good.

he bit his lower lip as he saw his fingers disappearing in and out of you. “please what? begging like a whore already. clarify what the fuck you want?” he continued to press down on your stomach keeping you from flailing around.

all you did was nod aggressively as you felt your second orgasm crash into you without any warning. your staggered moans shot straight to chris’s dick. you could tell when you looked at his boxers and saw his apparent tent.

seconds later, you hadn’t noticed what had happened until you heard chris speak through the fog in your brain. “holy fuck. squirted all over my hand huh.” he licked your release up with a ‘pop’ as he sucked on his fingers. “not done yet. need to fuck this brat attitude out of you.” he mentioned as he saw your limp and exhausted body.

he stood up and dropped his boxers down before climbing on top of you once again. he took his cock in his hand pumping it a little bit before speaking. “mm, i got a better idea to get me ready for this pussy.” he chimed. he leaned forward grabbing you by your throat and pulling you toward him. “come on ma, get my dick wet.” he demanded. you immediately opened up your mouth to take him.

you looked up at him looking for approval as you began to move your mouth over him. you saw his lips open up, agape at the sensation you were giving him. he threaded his hands in your hair straightaway making sure you could take all of him. “mouth of a fucking angel.” he praised quietly. the non-degrading comment had your arousal dripping down your thighs. “m’kay, that’s enough.” he pulled you off before placing a hand on your neck and connecting your lips in a chaste kiss. as quick as your lips connected, they broke apart when he then pushed you down onto the bed and choked you slightly as he lined himself up with you.

he pushed in all at once taking your breath away. he wasted no time before pulling out and slamming back into you; hand still on your throat. your jaw went slack as he was ramming into you over and over again, nudging your g-spot soo good your legs already began to shake. “always take me so fucking good. fuck—” he moaned, before removing his hand from your throat and placing both of his on your waist for more support. he then plowed into you with more force than before.

he hit new angles as he moved your legs all around before resting in the position where one leg was resting over one of his shoulders. “fuck chris. right there!” you wailed trying to get a grip on anything you could but settling for the duvet you were laying on.

he had a lazy grin as his own obtrusive groans and moans made their way to your ears. “fuck— tell me, who this pussy belongs to. come on.” he needed to hear it. he was so incredibly close, he needed that nudge. “come on, baby. come on my cock as you say it. go on.” he clenched his jaw trying to hold back his orgasm.

your legs shook and knuckles turned white as you found the strength to mutter — then scream, “y-yours chris! shit—” as you clenched around his dick, during your third orgasm of the night.

he groaned and let his own orgasm hit him. he painted your walls white as he did his best to continue thrusting himself in and out of you, trying to ride out his orgasm as well as elongate your own. he did his best while his thrusts started to slow. he was sweaty as his movements finally stopped, still buried deep inside you. he took off his hat feeling the air hit his sweaty face. he threw it to the side before combing his hands through. sweaty chris… fuck.

another round couldn’t hurt, right?

© slxtarchive

[shalomniscient]

wing kjsr anon here!!

its pretty uncertain if she can fly or not. i hc that she did know the basics but after being fostered by kujou, she slowly forgot. since it is canon that she never really connected with her tengu side after being adopted.

another reason why i think there is a chance she might have known to fly is that in her friendship lv.6 story where she gets her vision.

"Though she had the strength of the tengu, she was still young and could not stand against the monsters alone, and was hurled from a cliff during the battle, her wings having been damaged prior.

Plummeting from the heights, and unable to unfurl her injured wings, she seemed fated to fall to her death."

like i think its hinted that she could have been able to fly and not fall if her wings weren't injured. i could be reading too much into it!

if she ever do gets a hangout quest, i hope we see her connect with her tengu side. maybe even visit that mountain she originally lived in. like we barely get any crumbs regarding her, even gorou got more than her 😭😭

i dont play genshin anymore and wasn't really an active player but omg i think a lot we got to lrarn about her was from her teapot interactions and the character stories.

shes so forgotten and mischaracterized that everytime i see people write her as mean and cold, i need to take a deep breath and take a walk 😞😞

i wish people started to actually learn her character than just call her a raiden simp. also bit off topic but i really hated how the inazuma archon quest ended. it pisses me off how they build so much tension just to end it like that..

signora's death was not needed imo, we barely got to even learn more about her character. and all we got about her past from were literal artifacts. and like the tension like the political complexities that happened at the time, the way we saw how people were affected after they got their vision taken away..like it was all soo well written in the beginning and then it just ended like that. inazuma was what got me into the game after liyue but also after inazuma, no quest really hit hard like how the quest where we get to see how inazuma was during the vision hunt decree.

like they wasted sm time on an npc that i could not bring myself to care about!! like i did not gaf during his death scene 😭😭 even yoimiyas quest was wasted on npcs if i remember correctly.

ok i think i rambled bit too much, but i stand by kjsr deserving more crumbs 💯💯

yeah, sara flying is a very grey lore area. i think at the very least we can assume she has the capacity to glide... god she makes me so emotionally unwell i need to give her so many comfort kisses shdlfjsdf also i agree somewhat with your view on the inazuma questline. i think the introductory patches like 2.0 and 2.1 were alright in building up to the war and establishing the weight of it, and how the sakoku decree has affected people from ritou to inazuma city to eventually watatsumi, and how neither citizen nor foreigner is spared. however, hoyo fumbled their landing so immensely to me. most criminally i think was there wasn't really any exploration of the fallout of the war and the decree. kokomi's story quest outlined the peace treaty between the shogunate and watatsumi, but that's literally it. why couldn't hoyo have included even a world quest or something about regular people trying to bounce back post war? surely inazuma's economy and technology has suffered ever since the decree was established. but no, there's not a single hint of information as to how these issues were resolved. it makes the war feel like it wasn't that big of a deal at all, since people seemed to have moved on pretty much immediately. it's a waste of incredibly rich story potential and as someone who does occasionally partake in writing, it genuinely hurts to see something miss the mark so horrendously.

as for teppei, i didn't feel any attachment to him at all, even when he died. honestly, i was more annoyed by him than anything. throughout the entire quest he was a part of, from when we meet him to when he dies, he maintains this cheery, naive energy to him. and again, hoyo's missed potential strikes again, because they could have written a bright-eyed character eager to partake in all the 'glory' of war coming to learn that in truth, there is no glory in war at all, only misery and suffering. that would've made a more compelling story, to me, instead of what we got. honestly, i was more attached to kazari then teppei, and she's a world quest character who doesn't say a single word. and onto signora... i will be crucified for this but to be truthful, i was never that attached to signora. yes she was very attractive when kicking venti in the guts but beyond that... she never stood out to me. i started actively disliking signora when she fucked sara up so badly we walk into tenshukaku and see her barely alive on the floor. after i saw that it was case closed for signora in my book lmao, if the shogun hadn't offed her EYE would've hsdlfjdhfljdf i fear signora will never find my forgiveness for that crime (not that it matters since she's-- *GUNSHOTS*)

anyway. one last thing about inazuma story quest before i go that has always bugged me immensely. the whole war between watatsumi and the shogunate... it's a complete farce when you think about it. there's genuinely no way the rebellion could have ever hoped to succeed if the traveler didn't show up. and i know that sounds obvious, but listen: the rebellion only exists because the shogun permits it to. realistically, if she so desired, the shogun could have sunk watatsumi in one blow. she may no longer have her gnosis in her possession, but a god is a god, and watatsumi is a godless land. i think the shogun would have been completely content turning the war into a battle of attrition, and in that sense, she has already won from the start. after all, who could possibly outlast eternity? this set the grounds for some absolutely crazy politicking and scheming that i would have absolutely LOVED to see... but we all know how the story quest ended up being so :/

[iseebeautyinwords]

dating the ri’s | shuri udaku, riri williams , shuriri

summery : just some shuriri hc’s!

taglist : @pinkwright @inmyheadimobsessed @zayswriting @quintessencewrites comment to be added :)

shuri udaku : ☆

you guys are dating before you even know it

she loves parading you around as her girl

matches with you subtly, like with nails, outfit colors stuff like that

i alr said this but imma say it again SHE BITES

like for no good reason shell wake you up by biting your nose. you kissing and all of the sudden shes biting your lip.

she thinks she’s sooo funny when she annoys you

loves spoiling you and loves being spoiled too

def uses pet names like “my girl” “mama” “pretty girl” “princess”

if she’s on the phone or doing anything she’ll be like “nope im busy, im gonna hang out with my wife”

she has a separate calendar for any special dates you two have

speaking of dates SHE LOVESS stay at home dates where you guys can just enjoy each other

loves being called “panther” “pretty”

she knows shes in trouble when you call her by her last name so everytime you do

“Udaku.” shuri immediately stopped whatever it was she was doing. you only called her by her last name when she was in trouble. she turned around to see you standing at the door of your shared bedroom. you where holding an empty chocolate wrapper and shuri knew she was doomed. “care to explain why this was in your drawer” she knew it was your chocolate, and you did not play with your chocolate. “baby- i can explain. it was griot!” immediately the AI came to its own defence. “panther i can not consume solids, and if i could i would be lactose intolerant” you looked back at her with a look of disbelief “blaming poor griot, do you have no shame udaku? put your shoes on you’re going to get me some more.” she didn’t bother to argue that it was almost midnight”

“happy wife, happy life i guess”

riri williams : ☆ ☆

riri did not waste a second to make you hers

like she was ON IT, “you feelin me right? ight so we locked in”

shes a huge sneaker head to ofcourse she put you on game

loves being pampered even though she tries to put a tough front abt it

riri will let you pick her outfits so you guys can match

lets you do her lashes and play in her hair

This girl is tenderheaded as FUCKK so everytime you do anything she starts wailing like you stabbed her.

calls you “ma” “mami” “pookie” and has you saved on her phone as “baby mama #2” just to piss you off ( theres not even a baby mama #1 )

she got you guys a build a bear toy and acts like its your child, buying fits for it and shoes

“you neglected our CHILD y/n,” “Im sorry i put him in jordans when we are wearing dunks today”

loves when you call her princess, because she deserves TOP princess treatment

made a shirt that says “i <3 my girl” and wears it ALL THE TIME.

“riri williams, get that shirt off your body and put on something proper.” you two where getting ready to go out on a cute little arcade date, and since only one of you is sane and normal, riri took it to herself to wear one of her goofy “i heart bae” shirts with your face plastered on the front. “This is proper ma, i cant show you off?” she draped her arms around your waist. “you wore it last time, niggas are gonna think i’m holding you captive.” she chuckled and gave you a quick peck. “Let them think that then, im happy with my fit. I’ll see you in the car!” she quickly ran out laughing before you could respond. “This girl is gonna be the death of me.”

shuriri : ☆ ☆ ☆

getting these two together is something you often wonder “why do i do this to myselfl

they are just plain EVIL

they love to prank you and tease you everywhere you go

theres not a single dull moment

when shuri’s stealing your food riri is distracting you

and they betray each other too, riri kissing shuri while you grab her phone to spam pictures, or shuri randomly calling riri a pet name while you too are in a heated debate about your shared child so you can run away with the infant in question

they are honestly the cutest, they love spoiling you and pampering you, and you love pampering them alike

they love to cuddle and have you play with their hair

shuri makes fun of riri’s tenderhead

shuri teaches you both xhosa and you guys love it

shuri picks up on you and riri’s lingo sooo quick its too cute

sometimes you catch them staring at you just admiring you

you guys defend griot everytime shuri gets a smart mouth with the AI

you guys are always matching, sometimes on accident

“you guys wanna be like me so bad” you look up from your shoe laces and notice that both you and shuri where matching with riri, all three of you have a soft pink hoodie and black pants on with white forces. “bitch, you wanna be like US, the blueprint.” you retorted as you stood up walking over to your jewelry cabinet to put on some hoops. “You both are insane, you copied me” “actually panther you kn-“ “griot shut up.” shuri scolded the AI and both you and riri glared at her. “You do not talk to griot like that Udaku,” “Yea nigga, griot my son, you watch yo mouth talking to him”

[glitchychara]

Amnesia

Tyler One Shot, 3,384 words

I really hate puzzles. It's weird, because I'm more of a problem solving girl, but puzzles just piss me off for some reason. I hate TVs too. I don't know what it is about them, but they just bug me. Mario's always watching some stupid thing on the TV, which kinda makes me wanna smash it to pieces with a hammer. Again, it makes no sense to me since I don't mind playing video games with them, even when I keep losing to everyone because I've never played before. It's just the TV in general, I guess. Although I recently learned my biggest trigger is TV static. I don't know why, but I get weird flashbacks everytime I hear it. Even though it was only once since I've been here. I started seeing images and they filled up my head and I didn't know what was going on and then someone reached out and I couldn't see who it was so I swung but it turned out to be Meggy so she blocked me and she asked me if I was okay and then-

And then I got up. And I left. And I came back a few hours later. And they never brought it up. Nor have I heard any TV static since. 

But anyways, Meggy and Smg4 took me to the doctor yesterday, which I don't know why a centaur would wanna be in the medical field, nor did I trust the guy, but at least he was gonna tell me exactly what was wrong with me….until he gave me my doctors note and it was literally a scribble. Like, excuse me sir, what the HELL is this supposed to be? Chicken scratch?? Anyways I gave it to the axolotl looking guy who was working at the pharmacy and somehow HE KNEW WHAT IT SAID?? I swear I'll NEVER understand doctors. Anyways, he gave me this bottle of pills and sent me on my merry way. Guess who STILL doesn't know what's wrong with her? Me :). So I figured I'd Google what the pills were for and guess what? Apparently I have something called “Amnesia” which, according to Google, means “permanent or temporary memory loss.” 

Huh??

add “doctors” and “pharmacists” to the list of things I hate.

I talked to Three recently, and he asked me if I was going to get my own house. I told him I didn't plan too. “Why not?” he asked, stacking cups next to the coffee machine. I shrugged and continued my task-cleaning out the new pastry display. “Smg4 lets me live in his guest room for free. Why would I wanna pay for a house?” He laughed and asked if I wanted to live with him forever. “Well, not forever, obviously. Just until I go home.” I replied, now adding pastries to the display case. “Tyler. About that…” I turned and looked at him, confused. It was the first time I've ever seen him look sad. “Tyler, you don't even know where you're from. How do you plan on getting home if you can't remember how you got here? Might as well get used to living in the Mushroom Kingdom, you know.” I rolled my eyes and ignored him. What would he know? I'm completely fine living in the castle. It's not like Smg4 does much anyways, other than making videos. Which he should make better, by the way. I mean, he lacks creativity, and a story in general. The whole point of making something is to entertain your audience. How is he going to do that if he's so focused on his “it doesn't have to be perfect” bs? I swear, some people don't deserve their fame, or money, or power or reviews or stars. 

5. stars.

What am I saying? I don't know anything about true art. I've never even made anything myself. Maybe those doctors were right.

Damn Amnesia…

(tagging @its-a-me-mango and @psychologistlemon bc I thought you guys being the doctor/pharmacist was funny)

[slvthrs]

WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME DADDY | vinnie hacker

--- MINORS PLEASE FUCK OFF FOR UR OWN GOOD ---

you don’t think vinnie loves you so you flirt with his friends, he proves that your his

ROOMMATE!VINNIE X FEM!READER

WARNINGS: NSFW CONTENT MINORS DNI, friend’s with benefits typa relationship, degradation kink, spanking, pet names, unprotected sex (use birth control idiots), brat taming, oral (m reciving), fingering, slight dumbification, harsh sex to really fluffy sex 

word count: 2.8k

author’s note: this is inspired by the song why don’t you by father

“Vinnieee” I slurred out, I was slightly tipsy from my friends being here earlier and us drinking and shit talking about boys and relationships. I was currently snuggled up in me bed in my bra and underwear re-watching ‘skins’ while smoking some weed to combat with my stupid fucking ex breaking up with me over me living with a guy- I hate that asshole so much. 

“What the fuck do you want” He said groaning and walking into my room

“Vincent can you please can you go downstairs and get me some Aspirin and Tums” I say with a pout, I know my hangovers and if I don’t have medicine I’m gonna be a bitch.

He flops onto my bed and looks at me while I lay down next to him, “Was this guy really worth all this shit” He asks looking at me, “Why did he even break up with you, what did you do?”

I may or may have not told Vinnie yet that the fact I broke up with my boyfriend was because of him, “It wasn’t that big of a deal anyways, don’t worry” I fail to look reassuring, 

“C’mon dude were close, I LIVE WITH YOU, I won’t judge you” He says with a pout and who am I to deny such an adorable sight

I sigh, “He was just generally overprotective and possessive or whatever but um the main reason he broke up with my was erm cause I lived with you” I close my eyes shut afraid of what Vinnies’s reaction might be but he sits up and just looks baffled

“Wait wait you’re telling me he broke up with you cause you lived with me?” He says it like it’s unbelievable

I just chuckled, “Yeah I guess he thought that we were a thing behind his back or something”

“Damn that sucks man I’m really sorry, why didn’t you just move out with him?” He asks with a lot more sincerity than I have right now- I’m just focused on how close vinnie’s lips are to mine,

“It’s fine I like living with you and some insecure guy isn’t gonna change that” I say staring at his lips

“Yeah, but I dunno it makes me feel bad that you feel like this because of me” he says brushing a few strands of my hair of my face and rubbing the tears of my face as I lean into the touch

“It’s fine Vincent I promise you, living with you is worth being single” I say trying to reassure him with my face still in his hands

All he does is chuckle and then our lips are connected.

That's how it started. Now everytime me or Vinnie are mad and we need to take out our anger, or we need a date for an event, or even if we want to get off we always have each other. That’s the rule- no matter what we have time for each other.

But it’s been a week and Vinnie has barely talked to me and I shouldn’t be mad cause this is a casual thing- no strings or whatever, but what pisses me off so much is that he’s talking to another girl- specifically my best friend Zoe, who assures me it’s platonic but god I’m so mad at both of them.

He’s to fucking busy to notice that it’s been around 3 months since we started this- whatever this is, woo it’s our ‘anniversary’ and he doesn’t fucking care does he?

I had just gotten out of the shower after a busy day at work and I just needed some sort of release so my only option was obviously my roommate. I quickly put on a matching set and some black sweat pants and a white lace tank top and walked out of my room to find Vinnie.

When I found him he was shirtless sitting in front of his gaming setup on his phone- oh fuck he looks so good.

He was clearly just finished working out- He was shirtless with just sweats on his hair fucked up and one hand scrolling on his phone with his other hand was resting behind his head while he was leaning on his gaming chair.

I went up to him and leaned on his desk waiting for him to acknowledge me to no avail

“Hey Vinnie are you busy right now” I ask with my tone bleeding with annoyance

“Oh uh I’m kinda messaging-” I cut him off “Zoe, right, whatever”

I walk back into my room seething I fucking hate him so much he’s a bitch fuck this.

I grab my phone and scroll down to find Theo’s contact, he was one of his irls that his fans didn’t know much about- Vinnie gave it to me a while ago when Theo came over to take pet-sit hera when both of us were out of the country but now it was the perfect revenge.

I flop onto my bed grabbing one of my pillows and I call the number a few times before he picks up

“Hey y/nnn” He calls out

“Hey Theo” I yawn, “How are you?” I ask with as much sincerity I can muster

“M’ good, I’m just playing valorant, what about you” He says

“I’m good Vinnies just being annoying right now so I wanna talk to you” I laugh

He laughs with me, “Yeah, that’s Vinnie for you, anyways wanna talk about it cause u called me like super late”

“Oh erm nah its fineee” I draw out, “Just wanted to talk to you y’know” I try to deflect

“At 12 am?” He says with a chuckle

“Uh yeah I guess sorry” I try to make it seem sincere 

“Hmm yeah sure, is there anything else you want?” He asks, if I wanted to I could have sex with him but that just seems really fucking wrong

But I don’t need to fuck him to get Vinnie jealous, he’s the most fucking possesive person I’ve met me talking to Theo is gonna fucking rile him up to no end

“Um sorry this is a weird request but can I play valo with you, I need to get my mind off shit?” I say ask rubbing the back of my neck and cringing, that was a shit lie 

“Oh…kay, sure why not anything for a pretty lady” He says with a certain confidence in his voice. “Hope on valo, let’s play a couple competitive matches”

I agree and end the call to hop onto my desktop and pick up the call on discord.

We start off as attackers and our team wins 7 out of the twelve rounds before we switch to defense, multiple close calls, including my team being wiped out with me being the only person left to defend for us, and when we win that round I scream so loud to ensure Vinnie hears me. 

We end up winning the match and I jump off the chair and do a spin out of happiness, but out of the corner of my eye I see the familiar blond leaning on my door frame yet I don’t acknowledge him.

“Hey Theo” I ask breathlessly, “You're really good at valo thank-” But before I can finish thanking him that familiar scent of sandalwood mixed with lavender and smoke creeps up behind me caging me into my desk and ending my call with Theo.

A hand on my jaw pulls my gaze away from my screen into addictive brown eyes, neither of us make a sound, we just stare at each other too afraid to mess up the atmosphere.

I break the silence first, “What the fuck was that for asshole” I say only slightly louder than a whisper, still to afraid to ruin the moment.

“You know what that was for pretty, what are you doing calling some rando at fucking 12 at night bitch?” He asks but I don’t need to reply, we both know the answer to that.

He continues, “Dumb little girl is so needy she’ll whore herself out to anyone who’ll pick up the phone? You know I’m always there but you can’t handle not being the center attention for like 5 minutes”

And that’s what pisses me off, I stand up looking at him level in the eye, “You don’t get to fucking say that Vin! You haven’t talked to me in a week cause your to busy slutting yourself out to MY best friend and-” 

He cuts me off, “Can I kiss you?”

“Oh my fucking god Vin your so annoying, you never listen to me it’s like talking to a wall!”

“That doesn’t answer my question, can I kiss you?”

I hate the things he does to me, I hate how he makes my entire body heat up when I’m mad at him, I hate how he tries to get me going at the worst time, I hate how he tries to fix our arguments and our mistakes by getting me horny, and I really fucking hate how it works.

I nod and he places his hand on my hips and guides me into a kiss whilst I wrap my arms around his neck and lean into the kiss, his hands roam around my body slipping under my shirt to pull it off. We let go of the kiss to take our shirts and pants off and we both ended up back on my bed with him against the headboard and me straddling him, grinding on his clothed cock.

“Shit, I fucking hate you so much,” I plead whilst my hands curl into his hair and his lips trail blazing kisses along my neck down to my tits whilst he unclasps my bra and keeps the kisses going.

“Yeah, yeah, say whatever you want baby, you know your mine” He says in between kisses 

And the fucked up part is that he’s right.

I could flirt with as men as I want and he could talk to as many girls as he likes to try to forget me, but fuck we both end up in one of our bed’s at the end of the night, worshiping each others bodies or ruining each other till theres nothing left in either of us- I’m his, and he’s mine… even if were to pussy to say it.

But right now I’d rather die than admit to him that he’s right.

“Really” I question breathlessly, “I thought zoe was yours?”

“Oh fuck off, if you wanna be a brat, I’ll fucking treat you like a brat.” He says as he manhandles me so my face is pushed into my pillows and my ass up in the air and smack my right cheek

The burn makes me hiss into the pillow whilst his hands snake down my back to pull my hair which in turn pulls my hair up so he can see my face.

“Your mine” He instructs, “Say it, say your mine.”

He knows im his, we both know that I’m his but fuck the man and his stupid insecurity crisis, I’m not saying shit.

“Fuck fine, we’ll just do this the regular way” He says and accentuates with a slap on my left ass which makes me hiss and arch my back into him.

I don’t know how long the spanking goes on for but I know it burns but I feel so fucking good right now, I can see stars and Vinnie and that’s all I need right now.

He’s finally done and flips me over, “Cmon baby, just say it, I wanna fuck my girl and I know you wanna feel good pretty, it’s just 2 words.”

I know my face looks exhausted because Vinnie starts kissing every single soft spot on my neck, collarbones and jaw so I can relax and take a moment to relax. “Daddy-” I slur out, “Can I suck you off?” I say with such an innocent tone and doe eyes that I think it takes him a second to register.

He doesn’t say anything but helps me situate myself on my knees in front of his still clothed dick. 

He moves the hair of my face and helps me take his boxers off, his cock looks angry and red with precum already leaking off of it. I start kitten licking the tip of his dick, swirling all the salty precum over his angry tip. I can tell he's starting to get frustrated by the way he’s fidgeting above me.

“Your such a fucking tease baby,” He says petting through my hair, “Such a dumb little brat”

And my stupid ass giggles instead of saying anything, but it gets him going enough for him to tangle his hands into my hair and start using my mouth to get him off, my moans and hisses just add to his pleasure. 

I hollow my cheeks out and swirl my tongue around his dick to give him some form of stimulation, and use my hands to jerk off the rest of his cock that I can’t fit in my mouth. 

It’s so fucking dirty, the sounds of me gagging on my roommates dick with spit rolling out of the corners of my mouth, and the whole scene is finished of with Vinnies moans echoing around our house. 

He’s so fucking close to cumming and I can tell by the way his grip on my hair tightens and his moans turn whispier. But for some fucking reason he pulls me off and picks me up so I’m straddling is lap again and were making out again.

He flips both of us over so I’m laid out on my back and he’s hovering over me like I’m the finest piece of art he's ever seen, “Hey baby, you still with me?”

“Yeah, yeah,” I pant, trying to catch my breath.

He takes his fingers and finally take my panties off and dips them into my folds, his thumb reaches my clit and he makes figure 8’s on them, the sudden simulations causes me to gasp and arch my back which leads to Vinnie’s hands finding refugee on my hips and pushing me down into the comforter as he continues to stimulate me.

His hand drags in and out of me as our lips interlock, we move in a steady rhythm and everything feels so right, for a second I forget about everything that we were fighting about and melt into his touch, I may be a petty bitch but god has this man done something to me.

The knot in my stomach builds and I know Vinnie can tell by the way my legs shake and how my lips quiver around his whilst my hands drag my nails through his back, causing him to hiss in pain and pleasure.

“Vinnie” I moan out, “Please can I cum”

I’m begging at this point, I’m so close to release and I wanna cum so bad that all my self respect leaves my body.

“I don’t know baby, you’ve been so rude”

“Please, Vinnie please” I plead, “I need you so bad, please I’m yours”

I give him what he wants in hope he gives me what I want and it works like a charm

“Oh how am I gonna deny such a pretty girl?” He states but he removes his hands causing me to whine but instead takes his dick and lines up to my folds and slowly goes in, reveling in the way my eyes roll to the back of my head.

He’s excruciatingly  slow and then painfully fast slamming into my hips with the sound of our skin slapping adding to the ambiance. Our moans bounce off the walls, my breathless wines along with his low grunts create a melody of intimacy, it’s so different to how we started. 

We’re so fucking close to cumming that Vinnie tells me to, “cum with him”, and that’s exactly what we do. We both finally get our release after so long that we don’t even move for a second, my forehead and his touches for what seems like an eternity until he finally pulls out and places a kiss on my cheek and heads to get water and towel to wipe me off.

After he does that, I get up and pick up my panties and put them on and then put on Vinnies shirt whilst he puts on his sweat and we both use the bathroom.

As I get into bed with him after changing he cups my face and places a kiss on my lips, “Plus I’m sorry for everything, I’m such a dick sometimes”

It’s sweet, after all we're not even exclusive and he's this sweet, I kinda forget everything he’s done… until I don’t.

“It’s fine baby, you can make up with me in between my thighs”, I say the last part so quietly that he doesn’t register it for a second until he places one more kiss on my lips and slips under the covers.

[anns-works]

Ok so i've got something that yall would probably hate me for. But ive been holding this simmering pot of angst for a while and the first thing i was taught is to share, so suffer with me.

New ROTTMNT AU:

Rather than being the only one out of his brothers to survive in the no-good-very-bad-horrible future, Leo is the only brother who dies.

Okay okay okay.

But i personally like to think that after the krang come out everything goes to shit in the bad timeline everyone goes oh fuck and start teaming up right? Human yokai cryptids mutants– none of that matters as long as you got eachothers back.

And after the initial stumbles the brothers start their active participation in the resistance.

Heres the thing.

Leo is genuinly terrifying at coming up with a plan. Kid went toe to toe with motherfucking Big Mama and came out victorious. Big Mama, as if the most terrifying yokai crime boss Big Mama. Kid came out with a smile. Its safe to say his strategies were incredibly effective and it kinda pissed off a couple of people.

Military dude 1: I can't believe i'm following a plan made by a 16 yo mutanat turtle.

Military dude 2: Your just upset the kid called out all the flaws your plan had in less than 2 seconds flat.

But the one pissed off the most were the krang. This tiny insignificant insect was able to somehow keep the resistance 3 steps ahead. So naturally, they went to take him down first.

It took a while but eventually they managed to isolate Leo. His brothers were fighting up a storm but the krang got too much and so they had to leave. Without Leo.

About a week later which involved a lot of crying and screaming, the krang brodacast a live footage of torturing Leo (my boi) before krangyfying (did i spell that right) him.

And now the krang have leo on their side. Leo, who knows everything there is to know abt the resistance (hes a gossipy bitch but thats only cuz its important to have the intel) so they are in deep shit now.

And he was a zombie for a while guys. Fighting against him always had people dying and his fam having a mental breakdown.

Eventually they take him down, but at what cost. (One of the brothers killed him. cuz angst. And now the question is who is the MOST angst) Also, Leo is the first person to die in the resistance. (Ouch)

Casey rools up and has no fucking clue who Leo is (ouch) or why his mom wanted him to take up the role as Casey's dad (HC: Cass took one look at tge record of Leo's victories against his brothers in the lair games, strategy skills and medical knowledge; and declared that he would be Casey jr.'s father. Leo was incredibly touched)

But for some reason. For soME FUCKING REASON. Kid is so much like Leo its scary. His family is near tears everytime they see him act like that. That one time he made a shitty pun and Donnie started crying.

Well its probably due to the blue imaginary friend he has that he calls Bluey. Yes we're going towards that direction. His everything comes from being influenced by the cool older brother figure he has as an imaginary friend. (Cuz of ✨Mystic Shenanigans✨ Bluey is still stuck here. Mikey is the only one who can also see him. But he cant. Cuz hes depressed)

Also without Mr. A-Ninja's-Greatest-Weapon-Is-Hope I feel like shit gets really depressing in the resistance. Everyones sad. Baby casey is sad to see everyone sad. So he asks Bluey's help and picks up his general style of humor. Angst shenanigans.

And. AND. AND. During the whole peepaws time travel back after the movie montage (I am a aimple woman w/ simple need) these depressed hunks see this tiny version of their blue brother still covered in bandages and not fully healed from the krangvasion, and their immediete reaction? Protecc.

Leo is confused abt a lot of things. The future version of his brothers that got spat out of nowhere. Casey and how that worked w/ their Casey. The blue projection of HIS angsty future self (who is pretty cool btw). PTSD. You know, the works. At this point my guy is just vibing, and honestly? The story picks up a pretty chill pace from there. Its all abt healing now baby.

So thats the rough outline of the au. And it might sound like a fucking add but heres more abt this silly little idea that came from my silly little head. -> You'll (Never) Never Be Alone

[wherewolfwasteland]

Apollo justice + some dual destinies (ace attorney spoilers and rant !!!)

I've cleared the game a little while ago and while there was some aspects i liked,overall I was very mixed . First of all I love phoenix and his character change , it makes things interesting and I don't mind that he just goes back to himself later in the game . I also really like ema skye and how despite her talent she didn't make it into the job she wanted , it's realistic and gives her even more character growth . The soundtrack and animations were beautiful as well and the first case was one of my favourite first cases (tied with the first case of trials and tribulations)

Now for the things i didn't like (there's a lot unfortunately)

- apollo justice: first of all I won't be the first or last person to say he was a side character in his OWN GAME but that's not all that I don't like about him . First of all it really annoys me when he points out people's nervous traits every single time. I understood the first time since it was new to the player but everytime after that? Its cringe . I'm sorry but if I were a witness and the defence attorney told me that I was playing with my hands when I was nervous or something , I'd make a conscious effort to stop doing it . Uggghhh so cringe . It makes all of the witnesses look stupid af . Another thing i don't like about him is how little we actually learn about him . I like how he deals with his own trauma (pushing it away) and even in dual destinies going his own path was very interesting. But his inner monologue was very lacking in personality or anything really. Honestly it sucks because I do like him as a base character but the fandom definitely made me like him, and gave him more characterisation then those two games ever did .

Trucy : don't get me wrong , she has her great moments and she's super cute (I do love her overall) but I have some issues as well . First of all I hate the fact they made her super pale , there are no black characters in ace attorney , and even though I understand her not being black , she could have been tanned like her father. I don't wanna hear no "ace attorney is made in Japan so no black people" bullshit. This game isn't very realistic in the slightest so when people use that as an excuse for lack of diversity it annoys me so much ! And one more thing I don't like about trucy is that she is used as a panties joke wayyyyyy tooooo muccchhhhh , I'm sick of the panties !!!! Give it a resttttttttttttt . Ah I do love her lots and lots though . Okay okay moving on .

Klavier : and this is going to piss people offfff i know!! Bur he is just really really boring!! Which is so unfortunate because he had all of the makings to be great . He's in a band (that's awesome!) And he has great charisma and presence. But over the game when though so much happens to him he just brushes it all off, and not in a pushing away his trauma like apollo way either. It's always going to be harder to portray a character the player doesn't get to play since we can't hear his inner monologue (which would have been so cool) but still - I mean his best friend / band mate and his own brother both turn out to be murderers and he literally does not care in the slightest . Don't even get me started on how weird he is in aa5 . Also the fact that he was supposed to be your rival throughout the game and he really wasn't at all made going against him boring too . Don't get me wrong, going into a case I already know I'm winning , but in this game I knew I was winning if you get me . Other then the huge lost potential with him, I do think he is interesting, unfortunately mostly in fanon .

Kristoph: I mean I really really liked him as a villain I did ! But it was all too soon. This man had no real motive at the end of the day and he was gone before I even cared enough about him. He was apollos mentor and klaviers brother and he could have been given so much hype before the twist but no , first case and I'm over him . I don't even care he forged the evidence at that point . I knew he was evil. Also they should have made him go all out ! Like kidnap trucy at the end ! Go completely nuts !!! Especially since he has those 5 black locks , he could have been one of the greats .

Others : now there was other small things I liked and didn't like , overall I am happy that I played the game , I like the added characters despite their flaws and I like how they expanded their powers and stuff . I know some people don't like the fantasy elements but I like them a lot . I think it can add fun gameplay and stuff so yeah!!

Lastly here is somethings I would have done to change and improve the story (this is my opinion . I'm a meer fan with no writing experience so take this with a grain of salt)

Firstly I would have had kristoph be apollos mentor throughout the game until the last case . This way we grow attached to him as apollo but also it would give klavier someone to bounce off of . If he was going to be nice to apollo maybe he could have disliked his brother and been mean to him in the court (kristoph being mean back of course ) or they could have had that strange love hate siblings rivalry going on . It would give us a chance to really get more out of klavier. Kristoph (him manipulating apollo making us even madder at the end when we figured it out) and apollo , finding it hard to trust phoenix at first and growing to trust him later in dual destinies (until the last case where he departs the agency and yeah we all know what happens) . It could have been such great insightful character development.

Like imagine , this mentor has been by your side the whole game , helping you win ! Boosting you up (to make his brother look bad but you don't know that. Oh and also to be a better attorney than wright in a way , I like the idea of him hating phoenix and wanting to best him (so giving him the forged evidence) just not in the way it was done. I want him to really hate phoenix for phoenix and not because some guy chose phoenix over him once) anyways. This guy, you grow to trust him , even defend him against his brother even though the brother is being sweet to you, no way would your mentor be awful ! He's definitely lying . (He's not lying) and yeah the final case, he kills trucys father or he could even kill trucys father at the first case and produces forged evidence so that he gets off free !! Could be interesting and would have no effect on apollo since kristoph would be the one to forge it . Anyways either way . He kills trucys dad, forges wrights evidence , maybe even forges his own . He kills another person and also gets desperate as he realises that phoenix is onto him (he's kinda desperate but also thinks phoenix can't really get him since he's barred) , he kidnaps trucy because she has been too close to his crimes and then as apollo you are trying to solve the murder, find trucys kidnapper and discover the culprit behind the forgery all along . You slowly piece together that it was your mentor who had lied and manipulated you (apollo) this whole time and you can't believe it . (Heck klavier can't even believe it ! He knew his brother was awful but he never would suspect that ) kristoph is sent to prison , trucy is saved , phoenix is dropped of his forgery allegations , the person who got a guilty from the first case is set free ( if they decided to have kristoph produces forged evidence then) and apollo and klavier sit down. Get a drink maybe some food . And they bond over their shared trauma and hurt . Leading them to be best friends in aa5

Other thoughts :

The gameplay was great in apollo justice (not so much in dual destinies tbh) so I definitely would have kept that the same with less flashbacks , telling me what to do too much and the whole apollo telling people their nervous traits .

Next the story of trucy and apollos parents (mother especially ) was very very very very messy . Idk how to fix that jdjskskskx also it's just gone after this ?? Phoenix doesn't tell them and their mother also doesn't care about them ?? Also also another thing I want to mention ! I wish trucy didn't have the same power as apollo . I know his is stronger because of the bracelet but still . It cheapens his abilities because they aren't special at all . Like I feel that pearl and maya , even though had similar abilities were both useful in their own way but in apollos case sometimes it really seems as if trucy is better than him at his own ability idk . I would have definitely made it so she didn't have that ability.

Okay okay I'm rambling at this point ,I really am but ugh so many thoughts in my adhd brain that won't shut up (so I'm sorry if this is messy) but yeah I do want to say again I do love these characters and stuff so no hate :3 (thank you )

So yes this rant was all over the place but I hope for the most part it was legible ! Please comment below because I'd love to talk more about this but for now, rant over :D

[sleepy-achilles]

Detective AU (because yes I adore it)… how about Shawn gets hurt because the super-smart boy did something dumb and Taker is cross with him, but also relieved that it’s nothing too serious / he’s not hurt really badly? 🥺

Before I get started, you are a real trooper. You've waited so long for this and I kept promising it and never delivering. I apologise.

Agent AU- Smartest Dumbass

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The team was starting to get...tense.

They've been chasing this killer for a week now and everytime they got close, he just managed to slip out of their reach.

It was pissing them all off to be frank.

That's how taker ended up in a conference room, in the middle of some bum fuck town with a sour team of agents. He felt like he was babysitting baby teens.

"What-" "we have nothing new since the last time we played this stupid game" Kevin snaps. Taker sighs and looks too the others. "Hes right." Sable shrugs. "Well we have, don't we?" Shawn asks getting everyone's attention. "We know he's attached to this town. We didn't know that a week ago" Shawn points out. "And I know it's a small town Shawn, but the male population here is pretty high. So doesn't exactly help us out." Bret snarks. Shawn sighs and leans forward. "Are we profilers or just normal cops? Have we even tried going back to basics? Let's stereotype this guy based off this town. Based off what people think of killers." Shawn tells them.

"Thats risky. More people could die." Bret frowns. "And more people could if we don't give it a try. Shawns right. We are pretending like this is a modern killer so we are using modern techniques to find him." Taker agrees. "Hes got a point. We only found the connection to this town because we used older techniques" Kevin hums. "Goldie ain't gonna like this." Sable huffs. "It might be our best shot. Sable, bret, grab files of every man with a history. Me, Kevin and shawn will start looking around the country houses and barns. Quiet spots" Taker orders. Bret and Sable nod. "And because of signal issues, we'll have to use these" Sable states putting a box on the table.

Taker opens it and smiles. "Wow we really are going old fashion" Taker holds up a walkie talkie. "You know how to use one of these boy toy?" Kevin teases. "Yes. Obviously." Shawn huffs accepting one. "Then let's go. Bret, you and Sable will keep one just incase one of us lose signal with the others." Taker states attaching his to his belt.

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Shawn frowns as he leans against the truck. His second building. The first one was a farm owned by a lovely old couple. They allowed Shawn to look around and he found nothing he was looking for. Solely based off the fact they were both females.

In fact they pointed him towards the current barn. They claimed its been abandoned since they were kids. No one wanted to touch it after the murder of the three young girls there. He already asked sable to get goldie to look into it.

"Nothing here. Just some widow tryna get rid of her husbands barn." Kevin's voice crackles over the radio. "Similar story here, a widow trying to keep himself busy." Taker adds. "Im at that abandoned barn recommended to me by the old couple. Apparently three girls were mu-" Shawn gets cut off by a scream. He immediately pushes off the truck and places his hand on his gun.

"Shawn? What was that?" "A scream. I'm gonna go check it out" Shawn states quietly. "Are you stupid? No, we know what this asshole is capable of, you wait for us." Kevin snaps. "I can't let her die." Shawn snaps. "You wait for backup that is a order." Taker snaps. Shawn huffs and looks at his radio. That's when another scream breaks from the barn. "Fuck it. Sorry boss." Shawn mutters throwing his radio into the truck before making his way to the barn doors.

He wasn't going to let someone die on his account.

He's not even a arms reach of the barn door before something hits the back of his head and his world goes Black.

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Taker arrives to see Kevin opening shawns truck door. "He left his damn radio." Kevin growls holding it up. "How is he the smartest one on our team and yet he pulls shit like this?" Kevin snaps looking at taker. "Because he heard someone in danger and his heart took over. I've always said that's his only weakness." Taker sighs pulling his gun out. Kevin looks towards the barn before grabbing his radio. "Weve arrived at the barn. No sight of Shawn, just his truck and radio. We'll be falling into radio silence but will contact as soon as we have an update." Kevin speaks. Taker moves closer. "Dont hear anything from us in an hour, send reinforcements and come get us." Taker adds. "Yessir. Before you got. We found that the three girls were sisters. They had a baby brother called Brant. He saw everything. The barn is their families. Their deaths fit the current MO. Murderer was never found." Bret answers. "Thank you. Over and out." Taker steps back. "A brother that traumatised by his sisters death, only way he knows how to cope is by reliving it? Or maybe he had a break and is now reliving it." Kevin comments. "The old fashion killer makes sense now though. Let's go." Taker nods.

The pair make their way to the barn, keeping their eyes each way. Whatever happened to shawn had to be a consequence of being caught off guard. That would not happen to them.

The barn doors are slightly ajar. Taker nods as Kevin leans against the open door. Taker glances is to see a girl hung from one of the beams and a man's back. "You didnt have to come here." The man states. "And let you get away with murder?" Shawn asks weakly.

Taker glances at Kevin. Good. The idiot is alive still. Kevin nods behind taker.

Taker glances to see shawns gun. Okay. So there's too idiots in the barn. Why not take shawns gun? Taker picks it up. "Its not murder! It's me..me.." "trying to understand, right?" Shawn asks. "What? What do you know?!" The man yells. Taker hears the sound of slapping.

"Its not hard to figure out you saw the girls die here. That you are trying to understand it, your recreating the murders, aren't you? Meaning you were young." He mutters. "Enough. I'll finish her and then you."

Brant turns around and pauses at the two guns pointing at him. "How about you drop that knife?" Kevin asks. "Do it. They dont exactly have a rep for missing." Shawn huffs. Takers eyes land on the blonde tied to a chair. His hair is a mess, his face is bloody and he has a slice in his arm. When taker glances at the still alive woman. She also has similar injuries. Just more of them.

"We know they were your sisters Brant. We know you watched them die. But this is not going to help you or them. They would not want these women to suffer the same fate they did." Taker explains. "I..I just need to know why he did it" brant whispers. "Who brant? Finding and imprisoning the man who did this will bring them peace. Bring you peace." Taker tells him. He lowers his gun which brant sees. "Pa." Brant whispers as the knife falls from his hand. Taker moves in quick and handcuffs him. "And we will help you get justice Brant. But these victims will also need that" Taker promises. "I know. I'm sorry." He whispers.

After Kevin takes the woman down, he takes brant. "Call back up." Taker orders. He nods and leads brant out. Brant clearly suffered a psychotic break and someone actually knowing why has brought him back. Or atleas stunned him out of it.

Taker turns to shawn after checking in the woman. She promises she's okay but also that she's a nurse and can check herself whilst he helps Shawn.

"How are you the smartest dumbass i know?" Taker snaps pulling his knife out. Shawn just stares at him with a dazed look. "I told you, you do not enter without back up. That was a direct order." Taker mutters as he checks Shawn over. Split lip, cut temple, gash on the back of his head and one cut to the bicep. Nothing too bad. Most likely a concussion.

Takers heart finally relaxes. "Im sorry?" Shawn mutters. "Sorry!" Taker yells. "You could of died. You could of killed you both!" Taker snaps at him. "I know. I just.." "thought with your heart instead of your head" Taker sighs rubbing his temple. Shawn stares at him.

Taker was scared to lose Shawn. Shawn realises that now. Taker cared about them all, obviously, but lately? Lately him and taker have gotten closer.

"Im sorry for scaring you." Shawn whispers. Taker kneels infront of him. "Im just glad your okay kid. Couldn't imagine losing you." Taker sighs pushing shawns hair back. "You angry?" Shawn asks quietly. "Damn right. Do anything like that again and I'll personally kill you." "So, angry at me but really relieved I'm okay?" Shawn smiles. "Yes. That's the best way to put it." Taker nods with a small smile.

"Medics are pulling up." Kevin speaks over the radio. "He okay?" "Yeah, abit dazed but he'll live." "Not when we get our hands on the idiot." Bret growls

Shawn can't help but chuckle.

Because the best way to describe them was a really dysfunctional family.

Taker smiles at the man before looking at the woman. "Lets get you both checked out yeah?" "Yeah" both blondes reply.

-------------------------------------------------------------------Notes

I'm so sorry this took basically a year 😔

If its not up to your standards please let me know and I'll make some edits and work on it.

This is probably the first time tho I've sat down and decided to work on a fic without taking any breaks or doing something else.

Hope you enjoy and once again thank you for being so patient. ❤🖤💜

[xoxoxoz]

Takaya Funa x F!reader

📝: Funa has a nightmare that you cheated on her, and her dramatic ass decided to give you the silent treatment for the entire day

⚠️: comedy, cute, mentions of cheating

Funa gasped as she woke up, feeling the sweat cover her forehead like she ran a marathon. Everything felt too real.

Although her heart was beating rapidly fast, she remembered the nightmare clearer than the day: You just finished going through the choreo for Bad Boy with Jiwoo when she suddenly dragged you out the studio and into an empty room.

Funa had to follow and she found you pinning Jiwoo against the wall and making out with her. You even had the audacity to look into Funa’s eyes while doing it.

But that’s when it ended.

Maybe if she slept a bit longer, she could’ve had a few more minutes to beat both of your asses with a chair.

Funa took a few deep breaths before looking behind where you were still spooning her tightly. Scowling, the Japanese girl pushed your hands away aggressively that it woke you up.

“Good morning, my Princess” you greeted sweetly but Funa was not having it.

She sat up, lifting your upper body by your shirt collar, and punching you in the jaw. “Jerk!”

You grunted and fell off the bed, earning a huge gasp from the other contestants in the room. Jihyun and Moa helped you stand while Funa took the rest of the blanket and continued to sleep like nothing happened.

You were still leaning into Seoyeon’s arms while holding your jaw. “What the hell just happened?”

“Funa Unnie we have to get up soon” Jihyun called and Funa threw the covers off her body like a button was pushed.

She brushed her fingers through her hair and strutted off, not even giving you a good morning kiss like usual.

“Bro what did you do?” Seoyeon asked with a bit of fear.

“I don’t know! I said good morning and she punched me!”

Jiwoo walked in with a big yawn. “What’s all the fuss?”

Not even two seconds later, Funa returns to grab her phone. She death glared Jiwoo who started to feel small from such rare cold eyes.

“Um good morning, Funa-chan” Jiwoo awkwardly smiled.

Funa took slow steps towards the eldest contestant and leaned her face closer that the tips of their noses touched.

“You stink” the Japanese girl whispered and then strutted off.

Jiwoo blinked and smelt her own armpit. “Do I? I took a shower last night”

“Funa Unnie is in a sour mood, we just don’t know why” Jihyun explained.

But all heads turned to you.

“What?”

“You clearly did something to piss her off that bad” Seoyeon spoke, earning a frown from you.

“I swear I didn’t do anything!”

“Look, let’s give Funa some space for now. We got rehearsing to do” Jiwoo sighed, ordering everyone to wash up and get dressed.

Within 20 minutes, all contestants were in the dance studio waiting for the choreographies they’ll be learning at the next performance. Since your girlfriend was still avoiding you, you decided to stay with Jeongeun while Funa stood by Moa.

“Any luck with your girlfriend yet?” Jeongeun asked, fixing her boredom by playing with your fingers.

You sighed deeply. “No. I’m still trying to figure out what I could’ve done to make her mad. Was it because I beat her in the Roblox obby last time?”

“You’re like 21 and you play Roblox?” The girl snorted.

You flicked her forehead. “Anyone can play Roblox. You’re just scared I’d beat you in most of those games”

“Fine I’ll make an account later and make you eat your words”

You rolled your eyes and scanned the room, but your eyes remained on your quiet girlfriend. She was leaning her head on Chanelle’s shoulder while holding Moa’s hand. Her pout was so cute, you just wanted to kiss it.

“I have a crush on her”

Jeongeun frowned and followed your eyes. “Y/n, that’s literally your girlfriend”

“I said what I said”

“You’re unbelievable. Just talk to her! She can’t be mad at you forever” Jeongeun pushed.

“Everytime I do, she walks the other way” you pouted.

“I think she’s scared. Funa Unnie is a shy girl”

Right on cue, Funa walked out the room after telling some of the girls that she needed a drink of water. Jeongeun slapped your shoulder. “Go after her! This is your chance”

“Why do I feel like I’m confessing to her again?”

Jeongeun laughed and continued pushing you. “Go go!”

Sending a thumbs up, you jogged out the room and saw your beautiful girlfriend staring at the vending machine.

“Hungry?”

She jumped at your voice but crossed her arms and turned her head the other way. You approached closer and held her face in your hands, making her look at you. “Stop ignoring me please baby”

Her eyes softened and she wrapped her hands around your neck. “I’m sorry”

“Don’t be sorry, Princess. I just want to know why you’re so angry. Did I do something?”

“You did”

“What did I do?”

“You cheated on me”

Record scratch.

You made a comical face. “Say that again?”

“You. Cheated. On. Me”

“Baby, when the hell did I do that? Why the hell would I do that? Did you hit your head?” You said while squishing her cheeks.

“Yes you cheated on me!”

“When?!”

“In my dreams!”

Record scratch x2

While Funa’s face remained cold, you bursted out into a fit of laughter, sliding your hands around her waist and hugging her tight. “You’re such a dork!”

“Dork?! You’re really saying that when you cheated on me?!” Funa whined.

“In your dreams babe! It wasn’t real and it will never be real. I love you forever and ever” You cooed, swaying her side to side.

“You kissed Jiwoo”

“Ew I’d never kiss that roach”

Funa giggled. “Don’t be mean”

“She is a roach! She ate all my ice cream”

Your girlfriend sighed and leaned up to peck your lips. “Sorry for being dramatic. That was the worst nightmare i ever had”

“Hey that’s okay, baby. Everyone gets nightmares. But I promise you that I’d never ever cheat on you, okay?”

Funa nodded and kissed your lips again. “It was hard avoiding you”

“I missed you a lot even though we’re in the same room. When something’s bothering you, please tell me instead of keeping it to yourself. I don’t want you carrying that burden” you stroked her soft cheek.

She leaned her face into your palm. “I’ll remember that for next time”

“Good. Can we go back now? The girls are worried about you. And also, apologise to Jiwoo Unnie please”

Funa face palmed once she remembered the words she said to the eldest. “You’re right, I forgot about that. Can you buy me those chips first and then we can go? I skipped breakfast”

“Maybe if you didn’t sulk so much about the dream, you could’ve eaten the pancakes I made for everyone”

The Japanese girl pinched your sides. “I won’t hesitate to ignore you again—“

“Noooo I’m kidding! Which flavour did you want, baby?” You said while rushing to pull out your wallet.

“I love you so much” she giggled and kissed your cheek.

The gesture made you drop your wallet. “L-Love you too”

A/N: send requests plz!!🫶🏼

[imaginespazzi]

PART 11?!!!!!

- Nivi bby I’ve missed you dearly😪😪 The world is such a scary place rn, and I hope you know how loved you are!!

- Oh lovely! Let’s start out with stabbing my heart, then placing it on a new shiny platter🙄🤗

- Paige may be sad, but you can always count on her to preform on a basketball court 🔥🔥🔥

- OH BOOO BOOO BOOO WHORE ALERT… that wink better not have been to Mrs cunt wait no ms THAT BITCH AINT MARRIED NO MORE

- For real tho the seats being empty is a STAB to the heart I cannot handle this

- Paige and drew are so special to me

- Drew insisting they just need to call azzi, and Paige breaking I CANT THIS POOR GIRL😭😭

- “Suddenly she feels like she’s 23, playing her first WNBA game and instead of celebrating a solid debut, she’s sobbing in her little brother’s lap over the girl who had walked away” A CLIFF HATES TO SEE ME COMING GODDAMN

- OH DAMN HE PISSED. Lowkey ate with that tho… rlly built it up..

- Hey I’m not having fun anymore

- “I know what she deserves. I think I know what’s good for my daughter,” Azzi says steely and Paige feels something cold squeezing through her ribcage, “no soda Stephie. End of discussion.” OH HELL NAHHHH AZZI GIRL U KNOW I ADORE U BUT WHAT THE FUCK??? But also I get it but also WHAT THE FUCK

-this is sort of off topic, but Paige with stephie really has me thinking of the clip today after the Florida game of Paige saying hi to the bby (my baby fever is so bad rn)

- DAMN DREW YOURE HURTINF MY FEELINGS 😭😭 bro is just going off

- Istg he needs to stfu abt New York before someone over hears

- “Miss Buecks, you’re moving to New York?” OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

- Hey so I’m typing nearest cliffs into maps as we speak!

- Here is my thing I totally get drew, and not having the whole story I’m partial with him on all of what he is saying, BUT GODDAMN poor azzi😭😭

- I will say tho everytime we get flashbacks tears form in my eyes for Paige.

- Anyways I always feel bad, because I don’t have any actual questions like some of your other anons just threats against my own life

- HOWEEVVERRRR so like can we get a quick little novella of a bunch of people’s reactions to their breakup (drew…Paige and azzis parents…. Nika….carol… IF NOT I GET IT, but I get why it wouldn’t be in the story, BUT I WANT IT SO BADLY… I love u and am thankful for everything your write either way…)

- okay question time like being serious… do you enjoy bringing me pain? BECAUSE NOT ONCE DID I ASK FOR ANY OF THIS ANGST???! I just wanted happiness

-even if I’m convinced you hate me rn you’re still my fav evil genius

With love-

🤩🤩🤩

- I missed you moreeee <3

- Her heart maybe in pieces but one thing about Paige Bueckers, she's gonna get that W

- We've gone from you jumping off a cliff to constantly being stabbed, the suicidal ideations are getting REAL

- I love your names for Olivia lmfao

- Nvm back to cliffs we go...oops? My bad?

- Listen I'm never judging baby fever considering that's what brought on this fic

- Honestly everyone has valid reasons for how they feel but no one went about things correctly, wether it's Drew, Paige or Azzi and I think that what makes the situation that terrible complication of complicated and heartbreaking.

-- Hmm we'll see if I can squeeze that in somewhere. Maybe I'll do a little headcanon post about everyone reactions.

-- Liiiiisten y'all fluff lovers got plenty of fluff; it's only fair I feed the angst people a little bit. Life is all about balance my loves.

[director-yomi-hellsmile]

Love how Jimmy Mouthwashing gets guilt visions of every man on the Tulpar and even his Unborn Fucking Fetus but never once even thinks about Anya aside from the occassional "she's so incompetent and annoying i hate her ugh women" in the first half. There's literally a scene where he's having another real one again* and there's a bunch of his and Anya's employee cards on the walls and on each of them his own cards are covering her face. Anyway I actually did not interpret the scene with horse guy where "if that is true then why are you still so concerned with him" to be in any way more about the relationship between Jimmy + Curly but a testament of just how much he refuses to see Anya as a person. Also I like how the company horse is the only character getting voice acted to show how after everything Pony Express are the only ones who had/have/will have a voice in this story or something. Also I think the jimmy mind horse is Anya just in general. If I was allowed to talk any more about my best friend Anya Mouthwashing and her importance I'll start eating paint off the walls as always I am a professional Curly ignorer and revel in making everything in the second half about her instead cause someone has to do it. Anyway anybody grieving how gamers will see a game that has nuance and will start immediately assigning the most black and white explanations and reasons for why everything is happening this is how we got two separate camps of "Curly is innocent and nothing is ever his fault" and "Curly is irredeemably evil and everything that ever happened was his fault" that equally piss me off and make me feel superior for not subscribing to either. Yes gamebro baby "Jimmy is an asshole" is a major reason for why all that shit happened, now can you list all of the other reasons aside from him or even explain why you think he actually sucks because the amount of people that legitimately do not care about or even notice him having raped Anya is at least double digits at this point. "Mouthwashing is about how X" and then they list just one thing that isn't even all that accurate it's so sad how I'm the only person in the world who has correctly understood Mouthwashing the game. God bless Mouthwashing its like a found family annihilator. I watch it religiously before sleep every night like baby sensory videos it's the kinda twisted comfort media I got it's not scary just incredible. Might be because I looked away during all the scary scenes everytime but shut up. Finally some thing I like that's good and everyone else thinks it's good. Maybe they'll start making better horror after this one. Jimmy's my favourite character I want to drop him off into the wilderness to see how he would deal with it then watch him get slowly eaten alive by the pack of african wild dogs I released into his cave I hate him I want him obliterated

*I'll be honest I don't think these were all actual hallucinations but just like. his abysmal thought processes shown in a cool way. like i dunno man

[sapphictigress]

Season 2 Episode 1

Lukas you didnt start in the Tree house with us, what the fuck are you doing there boy

Jesse: You're the writer, Lukas. I know you'll make the right call. Just put a disclaimer saying somethings were embellished for the drama, literally what you just said my guy

Whats your name little man (forgor)

Whats good, Squeaker?

Shut up Axel

Axel literally does not care >:|

Axel: Tell Petra I said next time for sure, Okay? Yeahuh uhuh uhuh

Radar calm down

I love the OST so much I associate the Beacon town theme with how well its paced during the End when you run off with Petra and honestly i just associate it with that and not Beacon town at all LMAO

This game is much more polished than season 1

Radar: Im really glad you're our leader. Wont be this way for long pal, Im abandoning you

Dont mind me fellas, Im zipping through town-

Oh hi Nell

Nell: Sometimes you just wanna have a place to store your junk, okay? So true bestie

I always just make Nell a shitty wave and call it a day

Radar: Well she is a... fascinating woman, isn't she? Very free-spirited. Full of Wheeeeeeeeat. weed. Wheat.

Wh-yeah??

We back in the mines got our pickaxe swinging from side to side. side side to side-

Have a bone doggy now i must GO!

Okay, Hello Reuben, gotta visit you.

I dont have time for this you pig guy, i was just paying respects to Reuben

Nope, Nope bye, nope sorry, you screamed to late

I dont care, sorry Radar, Im busy. Radar. Radar im busy

PETRA PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME PETPRA PLEASE PEPRA PLEASE PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME

Petra: Look at that - Punctual AND kicking Butt. Nice. Petra: Gotta say, I really appreciate you making it on time. Means a lot to me. yay she's not mad at me

Jesse: Aw c'mon. You know you're more important to me than all of them. The truth always

Petra: Okay, now you're just trying to flatter me. Yes and?

Yes Queen!! :3

Jesse: Whaaat was that? L L A M A (yama)

Petra: Come on, let's race! Im always down to race you bbgurl! Lets go! Lets go Lesbians!

We're going on a quest. Okay but Petra if you brought everyone along to hunt a llama they'd be pissed

Everytime Lluna is on screen i just say (Yama)

Petra: Come on, let's race! I help my wife, I dont care if it makes me a simp

Petra: (Leaves) Ha! See ya! Listen she's just a little feisty and im down for it

This suspenseful sneak takes 10 YEARS

*Insert me bleating here*

Jesse: Okay, okay. I'm sorry. If you say it’s important... then I trust you.

:)))

Petra: How the heck did you get up there? Its a llama!

Shut the fuck up Romeo, I'll kill you, I've got my girlfriend to back me up

This Gauntlet fits my shirt really well

My girls are flying

Jesse: We're the Order of the Stone, Petra. Looking out for each other is what we do.

ugh i hate that name so much, like dude why not get a new nameeeeeee

This is the place for people who want an HOA

Stella: And, you know, I heard you needed a new pet, so... Stella i'll kill you

Stella: Ohh, no. Honey, no. ... Oh, dear. Petra. Sweetie. That Line delivery is soooo good

Jesse: Hey, you're the one that decided to live here. Petra: I... yeah. I deserve that. The girls are FIGHTING

Love that we're squabbling in the middle of a sword fight, like. Honey we are not done talking about this!

Bodyguard: It does seem like weird timing- Listen i need to talk to my wife real quick

Jesse: I'm TRYING... to have a conversation here!

P.S. I have the transcript up so i can easy Copy and Paste quotes and i wish we snuck in because oh my gods, Stella has the BIGGEST crush on Jesse she is Self Inserting herself as Petra this is so funny. But then again i wouldn't have the mid fight spouse squabble!

Stella: So, our rivalry escalates again. she's so sassy

Jesse: That’s right! The day I reclaimed the upper hand! Stella: Curse you, Jesse! Classic rival. She's so silly!

Jack: Oh, wow. You've got some pretty cool stuff here. Stuff I've never, er, probably only seen, yknow, once or twice. Not as cool as MY stuff, obviously, but you’re well on your way. Definitely on your way to becoming a big hero like me. Not AS big, of course. But, uh... y’know, a real, a real great swing. He's trying so hard for Petra and it makes me JEALOUS

Petra: Hey, uh, can you just give me and Jesse a minute? Me and my girlfriend yeah? Thank you Jack: Huh? Yeah. Fuck off. We're busy.

Petra: It's the worst. You know I'd do anything for you, right? Jesse: I know. Same here

Jack: [...] I slept on an enormous pile of diamonds, that night. Petra: Enormous?! I can only imagine! Petra he is GASSIN you up

Jesse: Hey, that sounds REALLY cool! I can't wait either! Petra: Uh... yeah. Sure, of course.

:( she doesn't want to invite me :(

I'll kill you (/lh), I'll commit a murder, I'll fucking kill you I was bonding with Petra so well and now its like, I'll kill you, I'll kill you man, I'll fucking kill you jack, Jack i'll kill you, I'll kill you jack. Jack... kill you.. I'll kill him dead. I'll kill him dead (/lh)

Jesse: So, this temple... it's dangerous, then? Jack: You don't have any sponge in your ears, do you? Yeah, this place is super dangerous. Well i gotta show Petra that im a Cool Kid!

Jack: (Digging) Agh... perfect internal compass. Th-the Sea Temple is directly below us. It’s like I can feel it... Me in MC (@cloudystrwbrry can say i talk about my Minecraft Perfect internal compass constantly)

Jack: (Points) Temple's... that way. Petra: How- Jack: Compass. ME HGDGHJFDS

Petra: Right! Oh, that's so cool. I'm getting Jealous as hell. I'll kill him. I'll kill him in his sleep. I'll kill him dead

Jack: He said, uh, he agrees. And that you're super lucky to be here with me. I'll kill him

Nurm: ["What's wrong with ‘not people'?"] Jack: Uh... no, Nurm. There’s nothing wrong with "not people." C'mon, geez. Nurm is People! okay Leave him alone (more directed towards the writing than anything else)

Jack: She's a fan. It's... nice. I bet >:|

Yayyy :D I have a girlfriend :)) I'm actually so happy :)))) She Likes me :))))

Wassah Dyude?

Suit up Leather boyyy, Lets go Goggle Guy

[jojikawa]

Could you do like yoru x shy reader x phoenix nsfw basically they try to make her flustered everytime they see her then they start competing to see who can make her more embarrassed until they have this fantastic idea to start touching her little things like touching her thighs or coming up from behind her and rubbing her back then they notice that she's rubbing her legs and then it goes from there

♡ Yoru x Shy!Fem!Reader x Phoenix ♡

TW// dubcon, love triangle, ass play, blowjob/deepthroating, manhandling, more.

“(Agent name)? She’s a quiet little thing, isn’t she?”

You got pretty nervous around the other agents. Especially the guys, Yoru and Phoenix. They always tried to one-up each other in every instance.

You got pretty nervous around the other agents. Especially the guys, Yoru and Phoenix. They always tried to one-up each other in every instance.

You thought they were both cute and you hoped that maybe one day, one of them would be interested in you. Since you were too shy to socialize with them, you lived vicariously through their rivalry.

Some days you’d root for Yoru. For others, Phoenix. It was all fine and dandy in your comfort zone when after an intense mission, the boys began to argue.

Seeing them bicker back and forth wouldn’t have caused you to foresee what it would flourish into. For the first time, they asked for…a third-party opinion!

You were putting your equipment in your locker when the duo first approached you. The rush of anxiety you felt when saw their shadows engulf you.

“Yoo, (a/n)!” You knew that voice. It was Phoenix!

You turned around to see the fiery man with a playfully look on his face and an annoyed Yoru with his arms crossed standing next to him.

“Oh, hey.” You tried your best to keep a cool expression as they talked and not smile like an idiot!

“Yoru and I were having a friendly competition here, yeah? I bet him that he couldn’t get more headshots than me. The problem is that I lost track because I got so many, but I know it was more than him.” Phoenix chuckled, knowing exactly how to word his statements to get under Yoru’s skin.

It worked and Yoru narrowed his eyes at his counterpart. “You idiot. You lose count but say you win without knowing the facts. I know for sure I got more than you.” Yoru then took out his butterfly comb to adjust his hair.

“U-Um.” You sweatdropped. You knew how this would end. You would need to choose between them.

“Tell us who won!” They yelled in unison. Your heart was about to burst from anxiety when Skye had come between them. She seemed annoyed.

“Can’t you two dills tell you’re making her nervous? Go on, piss off!” She shoo’d the two of them away and the boys quickly left. Probably to the shooting range.

“What? ‘Making her nervous’?” You heard Phoenix repeat as he left. “I just asked a question!”

“Thanks.” You exhaled, finally putting yourself at ease. How would you be able to survive working if you were so easily flustered by some guys?

Little did you know, the two men in question didn’t always use to be like this. Their primal instincts have taken over and most of the things they fight about come from trying to impress you.

More and more than bothered you with their petty games until Phoenix got the idea to get Jett in on it. They thought that if you admitted who you liked more, that would be the end of it.

“There is no way she would agree to something so stupid.” Yoru scolded them and Jett only laughed.

Phoenix then said, “Buuuut what if someone else asks her!?”

The idea seemed good on paper but now it just needed to be executed. Jett asked you to come out with her to the cafeteria for some girl time and you accepted. Maybe it would help you open up more!

“So, what did you want to do?” You asked her as you examined some of the fresh fruit that had been set out for the agents.

“I just wanted to talk more. I still know barely anything about you!” She said, taking a seat on a bar stool. “I wanted to try getting to know you better because you seem super cool.”

You smiled kindly. “Aw, thanks.” You replied. “What did you wanna know?”

You talked a while with Jett. Since things were one on one, you could open up with no problem! Little did you know, a nosey Yoru and Phoenix were nearby, eavesdropping!

The remainder of the day was relatively normal until the next day.

You had woken up on your own and not by Brimstone yelling at you, so you knew it was another off-day. You went to the cafeteria to get breakfast where you had been greeted by everyone else…except for Phoenix and Yoru.

You were hoping you’d see them today but it’s fine. You knew you’d see them again at some point.

You let the other agents get their breakfast first before getting your own and in the middle of fixing your breakfast, the two men entered. You hadn’t noticed at first but then you felt a presence behind you.

A big hand grabbed your ass. You almost yelped before turning around to see who you were met with. It was Yoru!

You blushed madly at the realization. “Y-Yoru…”

His facial expression didn’t change at all. He barely even reacted to you as well. “My bad.”

“I-It’s fine.”

Seconds later, you felt another presence approach you.

“Aye! Good morning, (y/n). Good to see you!” You knew that English accent anywhere.

Phoenix gave you a close hug. You weren’t able to move your arms at all but you could feel his hands wander down your back all the way down to your bottom.

You didn’t know what to say or do but it wasn’t something that was unwelcoming. You liked the contact and it was from your favorite person…people.

Things only got more intense when you had gotten alone with them. It was almost like they were having a contest of who could make you the most flushed with romantic gestures.

It was a little fucked up but you didn’t have a boyfriend so…yeah?

“W-Why are you doing this…?!” You whimpered with your eyes shut. Yoru had you against the wall with his body pressed to you. You could feel his breath against your neck. You hoped he would kiss you or something but he would only stay there. He was so pushy!

“Not smooth at all.” And Phoenix was just…watching!

“Tell me who you like more,” Yoru commanded. Before you could answer, he pulled himself off of you and pushed you into Phoenix. He caught you with your back to him. Hands-on waist and his torso against your back.

“I-I don’t know who I like more…you’re both really cool.” You tried not to seem too nervous but you were failing miserably. You were the closest to Yoru you had ever been in your life and now you were so close to Phoenix. They had been touching you inappropriately as well. Clearly, they had some interest in you but why so suddenly?

You couldn’t help but enjoy the contact. Phoenix was playing with your ass while Yoru groped your breasts. You never knew them to be such savages. They didn’t even ask you first but…you liked it.

You instinctively rubbed your inner thighs together as you stood there. Your core was heating up and making itself present. You want so badly for one of their hands to just brush you there—even by accident!

“There’s someone. Who is it?” Yoru asked as they both ceased touching you. His eyes darted to your lower area where your thighs had been pressed together.

“Hmph.” Yoru’s face twisted as he laid eyes upon you and you could hear Phoenix chuckling behind you. He still had a grip on you. “Ph-Phoenix.” You tried to wiggle out but he just pulled you closer to him. You could feel his bulge.

“Nah, Nah, Nah. You’re not going anywhere until you admit you like me more than this guy, yeah?”

You then felt a hand grab you. It was Yoru again! He let his fingers rub your core. He seemed to be trying to see something. When he retracted his hand, he seemed to have gotten what he was looking for.

You blushed hard and moaned at the contact, surprising both of them. “Please…” You winced, squeezing your eyes shut.

Now, the two men began to feel bad. Bullying you like this wasn’t right. Your cunt was wet and soiling your panties. Perhaps, they could take things a step further.

Yoru had to admit that touching you did turn him on. He wanted to believe he was a breast kind of guy but seeing your thick thighs and fat ass really ignited the “alpha” in him. It really began to peeve him that Phoenix was mainly at your backside.

You were between them as they both kissed your neck. You felt both of their dicks pressing up against your breasts were bursting out of your shirt and into Yoru’s chest. It was only then he realized that he was so attracted to you. Phoenix felt the same way. It was why they would always come to you for validation and they enjoyed making you look small and submissive with their intimidation.

You could feel the wetness from both of them. Was this still about who you liked more? How did they even find out? The only person you told was…

…Jett.

Of course, she must’ve told them.

You couldn’t take this. The pressure of their bodies, the hot wetness leaking from all of you. It was like they were just enjoying your body for what it was. You pushed Yoru further away from you, taking in the man you who had his eyes glued to yours that Phoenix had in his hands. His eyes traveled up to meet yours and he couldn’t help but indulge in how cute of a face you had.

You kissed him, cupping his face with your hands. He grabbed your wrists once you made contact with him. You then felt Phoenix pull down the fabric of your bottoms.

“Gah~!” You yelped at the cold air hitting your ass but Yoru kept you firmly in place by holding your arms. Your core heated so violently that you had to clench your legs shut in pleasure as you felt the coldness replaced with something firm and warm. Burning.

Phoenix has his dick between your ass cheeks and he didn’t hesitate to rub himself on you. You began to feel so dirty as you felt his precum leaking all over your lower back and ass. You whimpered and mewled at the contact you were given and Yoru’s grip on you only tightened.

He took your wrists and held them with one hand, using his free one to unzip his pants. You visibly flinched at the sight you had to endure.

He was hard and you could see him bulging through his clothes. You knew exactly what he wanted from you.

He let go of your wrists and you held onto him as he pushed your head down as he whipped out his dick. It was hot and the tip was wet from the precum leaking out on his end as well.

Yoru pushed it up against your cheek, staining it with his cum. You wanted to feel how big it was in your mouth.

You meekly began to rub your tongue over it, making lewd swirls that made him grunt deeply. He tangled his fingers in your hair, forcing you onto him as he fucked your throat gently. Your legs began to shake as you felt Pheonix’s cock was no longer rubbing between your cheeks. You were very wet and now it was effortlessly rubbing on between your pussy lips like he was readying himself to push inside.

“It seems like she likes it to me.” You heard Phoenix remark behind you. He would tease you by just pushing the tip inside and nothing else.

Yoru grabbed your shirt and opened it up so that your breasts were hanging out. Now he could see them bounce and jiggle with his motions.

Without warning, Phoenix pushed himself into you. You yelped, causing pleasant vibrations on Yoru’s sensitive tip as he fucked your throat gently.

They pounded you, using you like a fleshlight for their own gain and pleasure.

Your mouth was full so they couldn’t even tell you were climaxing. They only knew by your attractive moans and cute gestures of you tensing up. It wasn’t long until you felt their loads filling you up on the inside.

They both pulled out, letting you recoup. Your legs were too weak and you immediately fell to the group. You wiped your mouth and swallowed Yoru’s cum as Phoenix’s dropped out of you. You were so exhausted when you hadn’t done any work.

They were still hard as well, especially at the sight of you in such a vulnerable state. It would be best if they took you to a more comfortable place like a bedroom to resume the lewd activities.

Dear Anon who requested this,

I'm sorry this took so long. I have felt very uninspired. I hope this is up to your standards. Thank you for requesting me!!

[aleapple1216]

Koko and Inui new info

I’m going to explode, literally. Please, someone pinch me. 

My two favourite homosexuals in all world:

You know? I remember that in a kind of "relationship tree" of the members of the Black Dragons, it had been said that Koko was the most intelligent in the tenth generation, while Inui was the strongest physically (below Taiju)

LET’S TALK ABOUT IT PLEASE, I’M GONNA EXPLAIN MY THOUGHTS UNDER THE CUT

spoilers? below the cut kjsadsajkahadj i don’t care, do as you please

Credit: Mina on twitter

Oh lord, oh lord, OH LORD. 

He shares the same image color with Shinishiro so I hope he doesn’t die hehe *cries*

Also, the fact that I'm heavier than Koko makes me laugh

HE ACTUALLY DISLIKES MONEY, but I think it was kinda obvious. Just take a look at his expressions here:

-Kokonoi is a genius in making money

Look at how much pissed off he looks. (EPISODE 141)

When Inui mentions Akane, and that Koko doesn’t need money anymore; he just explodes, starts to scream and use Inui as his personal punching bag

(EPISODE 159)

And finally, the moment that originated his hatred for money (according to me)

(EPISODE: 159)

Then, the fact that he dislikes Takemichi because he can’t control him, but anyway Koko carried him piggyback style and was next to him on the hospital for 3 days is like ???

...

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

HE IS TALLER THAN KOKO, and if he’s always using heels, this mf would end up being like 1.80 and something

Alright, this mf actually likes donating blood because of the feeling of the needle? what the fuck, dude. I’m with Koko on this, I’m extremely afraid of injections asdhasjkf

HE DISLIKES PATIENCE SJAHDJASHD that’s why he looks so done everytime.

Then, his special skill are ball games. And who hates ball games? Exactly, Koko :(

The idea that he admires the members of the first generation of Black Dragons is not new, I mean, look at how he looks at Wakasa.

He refers to them (Takeomi, Benkei and Wakasa) as “Living legends”

And how much disturbed he looks when Wakasa said he’s going to fight with him.

But this also makes me think that maybe the way to solve that fight is through someone they both liked a lot: Shinichiro.

IN CONCLUSION:

I strongly believe that Wakui made these two as polar opposites:

Inui is good at ball games, Koko is bad at them

Inui likes to donate blood, Koko hates injections

Inui loves motorcycles (he even gets to work with them in the future) Koko doesn't even know how to ride motorcycles.

Inui is completely loyal to Takemichi, Koko doesn't like him because he can't control him

In the last arc, Koko is dressed in white with black boots and Inupi in black with white boots.

Did you know that even his zodiac signs are opposites? Koko is Aries and Inui is Libra.

[missetbilu]

NOT A PRINCESS*

PART 1 | PART 2

fred weasley x fem!reader, smut

draco and his family invite you to come to the quidditch world cup. being best friends with malfoy for a long time, traveling with them was pretty normal to you. however, you realise this one trip might be a little more eventful than usual when a certain ginger crosses your way.

requested by @diorrfairy

warnings: nsfw, masturbation, penetrative sex

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST ANY OF MY WORK!

FRED’S POV

I flinch the second the water hits my skin.

“George, you twat!” I scream, in hopes he’ll listen even with how loud the chatter is in all corners of this tent. “Fucking used all the hot water.”

“Sorry, mate, if you hurry it won’t be as bad.” He shouted back from wherever he was, laughing at my problem.

“Easy for you to say that!”

“Will you two stop screaming!” My mum’s annoyed voice echoed around. “Arthur, please cast a spell on the shower, the water is running cold again.” I heard her saying, now much less irritated. A few seconds later the water began to warm up

Fucking finally. Now I can… deal with this. Being last in line for the shower was a carefully calculated decision. Otherwise, I knew people would bother me for taking too long. Now everybody is ready and busy with their own things, so I can take a moment to recall this afternoon. The way Y/N’s cheeks went pink when I called her pretty had been stamped in my mind. I was grateful to be wearing a sweater long enough to hide the bulge growing in my pants.

I start pumping my cock slowly, thinking about her flustered face. When she was leaving, trying to seem superior as always, but just had to glance back at me.. Fuck. I hold myself on the wall with one hand, the other increasing its pace. Teasing Y/N along with the compliment didn’t seem to bother her. In fact, I think she liked it even better because of it.

It’s not clear to me what got me feeling this. This need to bury my cock deep inside of her. We’ve been fighting each other for so long, everytime I get a chance to piss her off I take it, without even thinking about it, and the same goes for Y/N. But now it’s different somehow. I tell myself it’s just because I like the rush of those little conflicts, or that it's a coincidence that she happens to be on my mind when I’m already aroused because of something else entirely. But...

“Y/N...” I whisper, almost inaudible. It’s the fourth time I cum with her name on my mouth, so maybe that’s not exactly true.

I finish cleaning up and putting on my clothes for the game, stepping out of the bathroom and calling Ginny.

“Can you paint my face?” I hold up a brush and the pots of green and white ink.

“Why?” She asks, from the couch where she and Hermione were chit chatting. “Can’t you do four stripes by yourself?”

“Oh, my lovely little sister,” I sit down next to her and arrange a pillow on my neck, “you’ll do much more than just four stripes.”

After I explain my vision, she begins setting down the color on my skin. I chuckle from the feel of the brush.

“Stop giggling, Fred, I’m gonna mess up.”

“My bad.”

“Think of something unpleasant if it helps.” She jokes. But I really do it. I start wondering why Malfoy and Y/N are so close, why she follows him around. I frown at the thought of what the two must be up to in the Malfoy cabin. “Okay, seems like you actually did it.” Ginny stops again. “The frowning helps even less than the giggling. Maybe we should just give up.”

“No, no, no, I’ll stop, I promise. I’ll be like a canvas, completely lifeless, how about that?”

“Fine.”

“Thank you! Now go ahead and make me into art, hm… Hermione, a famous painter, the one that made the woman with no eyebrows.”

“Da Vinci?”

“Make me into art, Da Vinci!”

—

“Ronald if you complain about the stairs one more time…” Hermione cuts my brother off before he can speak. George and I hold him back and wait for the group to get a little distance before teasing him.

“Poor Ronniekins, your girlfriend is upset with you.” I say.

“Just don't let her get too close to our boy Cedric there.” George says right after.

“Shut up.” He climbs up faster to get away from us.

“Wow, he’s sprinting up the stairs now.” George follows him. Before I can do the same, something catches my eyes on the level right under mine. Or rather someone.

I walk slowly until she’s catching up to me. She seems so happy, bubbly I guess. Her eyes sparkle, looking around at the people in the stadium, almost like she’s a whole new person, like she’s not trying to hide herself. I have to keep myself from staring. Then she does exactly what I’ve planned, bumps into my back.

“Oh my, I’m so sorry.” Her voice is so sweet it almost takes me off my stride.

“So you do have manners when you want to.” Almost. “What? Cat got your tongue, princess?” If looks could kill I would be dead from her stare. But they don’t, so all I feel is my trousers growing a little tighter.

“Shut the fuck up, Weasley.”

“Oh right, you’re the evil queen, Malfoy is the princess. My bad.”

“Why don’t you go piss off one of your 50 siblings?”

“Even if I had that many to piss off, still would rather irritate you.”

“Because you’re a sick fuck or because you’re just an obsessed little boy?” Because I’m starting to realize you’re incredibly hot and I want to fuck you senseless.

“Don’t know about obsessed, but I’m definitely not little.” There it is again, the blushing; it’s dark here but I can tell, I made her blush for the second time today.

“I have more to do than stand here talking to you.”

“What? Need to go running back to your boyfriend?” Stop, shit, you’re gonna sound jealous.

“Who, Draco? Please, Weasley, we’re practically brother and sister.”

“You are?” I try to sound like I don’t care or like this is just part of the teasing, but I feel something when her words hit me. Relief.

“Yeah..” She answered. Fuck, did she notice it?

“Thank Merlin you’re not actual siblings.” I try to get back to the teasing. “Poor of your mother, dealing with such an annoying pair.”

“You have some nerve saying that.” The way she roll her eyes makes me want to see them rolling back for a whole nother reason. “As if George and yourself aren’t a bloody threat to humankind as a whole.”

“Threat, uh?”

“Yeah.” I can see she adjusts her posture, trying to seem taller, trying to intimidate me. It only gets me craving her more.

“And you sure love to try your luck around this threat, don’t you, Y/L/N?”

With that I leave. I ran upstairs, skípping a few steps to distance myself faster. I glance downstairs for only a moment. She’s still standing there, taking in the interaction, I presume. But there’s something unexpected about what I see. She’s smiling.

—

NARRATOR’S POV

When the game is over and the men in the minister’s box are shaking hands and wrapping up their convos to leave, an idea crosses your mind. You pull on Draco’s sleeve, who was looking down at the players on the field, making their way to the locker rooms.

“Dray.” You call out and he huffs.

“Here it comes. What now?”

“I was thinking…”

“Nothing good ever comes from that.”

“Oh, shut it. You’re gonna like this.”

“Try me.” You ignore his negative facade, excited with your idea.

“We could see if the minister can get us to meet Krum!”

“I don’t like that at all.”

“Come on, you loved the game, he plays so fucking well.”

“Yeah, but I’m in no mood to fangirl over the guy, you can do that on your own.”

“Fine.” You cross your arms in front of your body, ready to give your last move. “When we’re back at school I’ll tell everyone how I met the greatest quidditch star in the world, and you’ll just have to watch. No, actually, you’ll have to answer everybody’s inquiries on why you didn’t get a chance to meet him.” As you turn to leave he pulls your arm.

“Okay then.” He says, annoyed at you, but convinced. “Let’s do it.” He waits for you to take a lead and you flash him a weak smile.

“I kinda need you to talk to Cornelius.” His face falls even more.

“Oh, fuck me.” He rolls his eyes and goes up to the minister.

“Thank you!”

—

The lockers are almost empty by now. Draco and you had been standing right outside for some time, seeing athletes come out and leave one after the other. Fudge told you to wait outside and when Krum was done he would call you guys in to take a picture, get an autograph, just fans stuff right? But it seemed like he had forgotten that.

“How could a shower possibly take so long?”

“He must be tired from the game and is taking this moment to relax a bit.”

“Why doesn’t he go do that in his cabin? I can’t see how someone would relax in a public space like this.” His disgusted expression makes you laugh.

“What did you expect, Draco? A proper meet n greet?”

“I don’t know, Y/N, but not this…”

“Hey, you two.” A guy walks out and calls you and Draco. “You can enter now.”

“Thank you so much!” You say animatedly.

“Thank you.”

“Great match!” You shout as he distances himself. You hear Draco chuckling behind you. “What?” Now you’re the one with the annoyed expression.

“Didn’t know you had it in you.”

“Care to explain?”

“Being a bloody cheerleader.” He snickers but stops abruptly when you slap him in the head. “Ow!”

“Let’s go inside, shall we?”

You walk into the locker room and Krum immediately welcomes you talking in that accent you find so cute.

“Hello! Cornelius said you two were good friends of his and wanted to meet me.”

“Yes! You were amazing out there!” You say, as he pulls your hand and places a kiss to your knuckles.

“You really were. Fantastic game.” Draco adds, shaking Viktor’s hand.

“Thank you so much. What are your names?”

“I’m Y/N Y/L/N.”

“Draco Malfoy.”

“Nice to meet you two.”

“I’m not an expert at all but it’s clear to see that you are something else on that pitch!”

“Do you play Quidditch?”

“Oh me?” You laugh nervously. “No, I definitely don’t. Draco here plays! He’s a seeker too!” Draco nods, sending Krum a grin, but he can’t keep his eyes off the door for more than a second, preoccupied that his dad will be mad if they take too long.

“That’s great. Is he good?” Krum asks with a chuckle.

“He is!” You keep up the chat with Viktor, he’s so nice you forget about what you came here for.

“Draco!” The moment you hear Lucius calling, you regret asking to come.

“Oh god, I’m sorry, Dray. I thought…”

“It’s okay. I’ll go talk to him, you stay here.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes. It was a pleasure meeting you.” He shakes Krum’s hand again and leaves.

“Well I don’t want to waste any more of your time…”

“It’s not a waste of my time, don’t worry.”

“Could you maybe give me an autograph?”

“Sure.” He holds out his hand and you frown, confused at the gesture. But then you realise that you didn’t bring anything for him to sign.

“Oh hm, I’m so sorry, I forgot to bring pen and paper.”

“Not a problem.” He walks up to his locker and pulls out a photograph of him, apparently it was taken tonight, when he made that astounding entrance. You observe with stars on your eyes as he signs the photo, handing it to you afterwards. “I’m supposed to sign all of those later,” he points at the stack of pictures, “to sell them, I think. But I want you to have this one.”

“Thank you so so much! This is so sweet of you, but I can pay for it!”

“No, no. Keep it, I insist. Just don’t tell anyone, yeah? It will be our secret.”

“Well, okay, I can keep a secret.” You giggle and look around, glancing at the clock on the wall. It’s late. “I should get going now. Thank you so much again! For your attention and the photo!”

“My pleasure.”

“Bye! Have a great night!”

“Goodbye, Y/N!”

As you run out of the lockers you are hit with the realisation that you are alone. Lucius most definitely took Draco to the cabin, not letting his son stay and wait for you. The bleachers are almost completely empty, the only people you can see are those who probably were really high up, that only now are leaving the pitch. You run towards that group and try to blend in, that way you won’t need to walk in a totally desert field.

“Well, I guess someone forgot to put their dragon on a leash.” You don’t know if you feel more annoyed or relieved to hear George’s voice, but when you turn to him your face doesn’t show any signs of relief.

“Already told you, Georgie; she’s no dragon, she’s the evil queen.” Fred comments, his stare piercing through you.

“Yeah, right, I keep forgetting.” George keeps up with the rest of their group, but Fred walks in your rhythm.

“Are you lost, Y/L/N?” Yes, I am very much lost.

“No. Why would you think that?”

“Why else would you be here with the lower class?”

“I have a perfectly good reason to be here mixing up with you people, but I don’t feel like telling you.”

“Is it because you can’t stop yourself from craving my company?” The smug grin on his face makes a response almost fly out of your mouth. That’s not the reason, but somehow I do appreciate it that I ended up here with you, you think.

“Don’t be so full of yourself, Weasley.”

“Oh, never.” You two walk in silence for a bit. It’s only when the tents are beginning to grow in number around you that Fred says something again.

“You seem scared.” That’s because I am.

“I’m not.”

“I don’t buy it.”

“Fine, then don’t. I don’t care.” You shrug, still walking in sync with him. If your arms weren’t crossed over your chest, maybe your hand would be close enough to touch Fred’s. The thought sends butterflies to your stomach.

“You didn’t seem scared earlier today…”

“Because I wasn’t.”

“Is it.. Is it Malfoy?” He asks and you wanna pinch yourself from thinking his tone is the sweetest thing you’ve ever heard. “Do you feel safe around him?”

“That’s not it. I mean, I do feel safe around him.” Before you can think it through, you’re pouring out. “We’re best friends. I always feel safe with him, I guess much of it comes from not feeling that way when I’m around my family. But that’s not the point, I’m not scared to be here without him. I’m scared for him, like all the time.” You stop to catch your breath and realize what happened.

“I see. I don’t relate to it, but I understand what you’re saying.” Fred says, absentmindedly placing a hand on your shoulder. You have stopped, the rest of his group already pretty far from the two of you. For a second neither make a move. Fred doesn’t know what to do, but he wants to comfort you, and you can feel that. Deep down, you like it.

“Anyways, I’m not scared.” You start walking again, his hand falling from your shoulder. “Maybe a little scared of the way back to the cabin, cause it’s dark and there’s not gonna be a soul out there, but I’ll live to see another day.”

“I wouldn’t be so sure about that. Not safe for an evil queen such as yourself to be out and about on your own. Don’t you have like an eerie crow to escort you there?”

“You really are stuck in that fairy tale thing, aren’t you?”

“I guess I grew fond of it.” He shrugs and you giggle at his expression. Yeah, that’s right, you giggle. In front of him, like you really are in a goddamn fairy tale. Where is the fairy godmother when I need her to send me a ride to get me the hell out of here?

“Okay, hmm. Bye, Weasley.”

“Wait.” He stops you when you turn to leave. “Not gonna let you go back all alone.”

“What do you mean you’re not gonna let me?”

“I’m coming with you.”

“Don’t be silly, your tent is right over there, the cabins are pretty far away.”

“That’s one more reason for you not to go by yourself.”

“I don’t need your protection. You don’t even like me.”

“I’ll give it to you anyways. Come on, let’s go.” He pulls you by your arm and you give up on trying to convince him not to come. You prefer his company after all. After a while of walking in silence, he speaks. “I always thought it was the other way around.”

“What?” You send him a puzzled glare.

“You said I don’t like you.”

“Yeah, what about it?”

“I always thought you were the one who didn’t like me. And my siblings. And friends, and basically everyone who’s not up to your level, I suppose.”

“Well, you were right, I don’t like you. Happy?”

“Not very.”

“So sorry to hear that.” You answer, voice laced with sarcasm.

“I bet you’re lying.”

“About what, Weasley?”

“You do like me.”

“Wrong.”

“You do. I’m impossible not to like.”

“Absurdly inaccurate.”

“Agree to disagree then.”

“You know, I would rather walk in silence.”

“No need to, we’re here already.” Fred points at the cabin. “It wasn’t even that far, you’re just not used to walking.”

“If you’re done criticizing me, I’ll go inside. Thank you for bringing me here.” You walk up to the door and Fred follows.

“Won’t even invite me in?”

“Why the fuck would I?”

“Good manners? Besides, it seems like there’s no one in, so I would be breaking my promise of not letting you be alone.”

“You didn’t promise anything, you just tagged along on my walk over here.”

“Fine, fine, fine. Forget it then.” He throws his hands in the air and is about to leave when you murmur.

“Okay, you can come in.” You unlock the door and enter the cabin. Fred enters behind you, closing the door with a smile on his face, happy to have won you over.

“Wow.” He says, looking around the spacious living room.

“Draco left a note, apparently they are the minister’s cabin. Now I’ve got a real promise for you to make, you need to leave before they come back.”

“I will vanish, faster than a golden snitch.”

“I’m serious, Weasley.”

“So am I.” He walks up to you and holds up his pinky.

“Really? Are we twelve?”

“You want me to swear on this or not?”

“Fine.” You roll your eyes and lace your pinky with his.

“Done.” He then throws his body on the big couch, making pillows fly down.

“Are you fucking mental???” You quickly pick them up and place them back in their place.

“What? All this space and these nice stuff are for us to use, right?”

“No they are not! Get the fuck up, Fred. If you make a mess I’ll hex you.”

“Okay, easy girl.”

“Let’s go to my room.” He raises his eyebrows at that and you feel the need to explain yourself, trying not to show how flustered that look alone got you. “If you wanna jump on a bed like a child might as well do it there, where you won’t get me in trouble.”

The minute Fred enters your room he starts going through your things, amused to see how much you’ve got going on there.

“There’s no way.”

“What?”

“This is your room?”

“While we stay here, yeah.”

“It’s too big, and full of stuff. Nice stuff.” He says holding an alarm clock. “Heavy.” He comments. “Probably expensive.”

“It most definitely is. Put it down.”

“Makes me wonder how your actual room is, in your mansion.” You can’t hold back a laugh at his words.

“I do love my bedroom back at the manor. I always miss it when I travel. I wish I could go back just to sleep and then return by the morning.”

“I wouldn’t miss home if I were staying in a place like this, I tell you that.” He throws himself on the bed.

“No! Get up, you’re dirty.” You point out his sweaty clothes and his sneakers covered in dry mud.

“Ugh, fine. Wait a minute.” He runs to your bathroom. “I fucking knew it.”

“Knew what, genius?”

“This bathroom is bigger than my whole room at the burrow. Not only do you have a proper shower, you also have a bathtub.” He moves around frantically, taking in the place. “Look at all these fancy products!” He points out to your sink.

“What, toothpaste?” You chuckle.

“This is not regular toothpaste.” He takes the tube and plays with it, going through the other things by the sink.

“You know, I bet Lucius' bathroom is even bigger.”

“No shit.”

“He always takes the master, and the master room is usually bigger and- hey!” You stop talking when he sprints out, making his way to Lucius’ room. “Fred, don’t!”

“What? I’m not gonna break anything, relax. Merlin’s beard!” He stops abruptly by the door and you crash into his back.

“Shit!” Fred laughs loudly.

“You gotta stop running into me like that, sweetheart.” The nickname makes your heart flutter.

“I’m serious, Weasley, we can’t go in there.”

“Come on, live a little.” He grabs your waist and pulls you inside. “Now that you’re already here there’s no going back, let’s explore.”

“I don’t like this one bit.”

“I’m really enjoying myself.”

“Well, you’re the only one.” That was a lie and Fred could see right through it.

“Are you not curious to see what he hides in…here!” He opens the drawer in the nightstand to find it empty. “Shit, no luck, let’s keep digging.”

“It really is bigger, isn’t it?” You say, giving up on convincing Fred. Again.

“Hell yeah it is. And I bet the mattress is better.”

“Doubt it.”

“I dare you to jump on it.”

“Fuck no!”

“It’s a dare! You gotta do it or give me something in return.”

“What do you want, Weasley, my peace? Cause you’re definitely trying to take it away from me right now.”

“Take off your shoes.”

“What? No!” You get flustered once again, seeing Fred taking off his sneakers and getting on the bed kneeling in front of you.

“Come on, it’s gonna be worse if you do this with them on.”

“I’m not doing anything.” You say with a stubborn pose and Fred thinks about how he wants to fuck that attitude out of you.

“Okay then, I’ll do it for you.” Before you can protest he hooks his arm on your waist and pulls you into the bed. You squeak as you bounce on the mattress.

“Fred, you dipshit!” He starts jumping up and down, making it hard for you to get up.

“This bed is like a proper trampoline!” He exclaims excitedly.

“No it is not! It’s Lucius' bed and he’ll kill me!” You finally end up standing, but can’t keep your balance with his jumping. “But not before I kill you!”

“Good luck with that- Aw fuck!” You try to pull Fred down to stop him, but he ends up falling from the bed.

“Oh, my God!” You kneel on the floor next to his body. Fred groans and massages his head. “Are you okay?” You take his face in your hands, looking for bruises.

“Hm…”

“Fred, I’m serious, are you alright?” You absentmindedly run your fingers across his cheeks, looking deep into his eyes, waiting for an answer.

“Wow, you really are worried about me, aren’t you, Y/L/N?”

“Yes, I was worried, Weasley.” You answer with a huff. He holds your hands in place before you can pull them away.

“A kiss to get better?” He asks in a teasing tone.

“Hm…” you lean forward until your faces are mere inches from each other. “In your dreams.” You get up from the ground and Fred sighs, holding himself up on his forearms.

“Too bad.”

“Get up, you better leave.” The minute you say that, the click of the front door makes you go quiet. Your eyes almost pop right out. You glance at the messy king size bed with a look of terror on your face.

“Help!” You whisper to Fred, trying to tidy it as best as you can.

“I must have left it here on the counter.” You hear Lucius’ distant voice.

“You can give it to Cornelius on another occasion, father.” Draco suggests, standing by the front door.

“No, I cannot! Why would I thank him for the invitation to this game days after it, Draco?”

“Psst!” Fred calls your attention. “This is the best we can do, leave it this way. Let’s hide!”

“He’ll notice it!”

“We have no other option! Come on, the closet.”

“It’s not here.” You can imagine Lucius’ angered expression as he rubs his temples. “It must be in my room.”

“Shit! He’s coming in here!” You enter the closet after Fred.

“Even the closet is spacious as fuck.” He grumbles. “This isn’t even a hiding spot, we’re out in the open.”

“The wardrobe, come on.” You pull him into the mass of fancy suits and close the door.

“You want me to check it?” Draco offers.

“No, I don’t want you in my room. Wait here.” Lucius’ steps make your heart beat faster. “Where did I leave that stupid box?” His voice is so close now that you can barely control your breathing from the anxiety haunting you.

Fred holds a finger against his mouth, signaling for you to be quiet. You send him an offended look and mimic the action more intensely.

“This is all your fault.” You mouth the word, no sound coming out.

“What?” Fred mouths back, shrugging in confusion.

You roll your eyes so hard you worry it might be audible. Then Lucius enters the closet, he flicks the lights on and goes through the drawers.

What if he comes in here? He could very well have left it in the pocket of one of these suits. Then I’m fucked. He’s gonna kill me. He’s gonna kill Draco! Shit, what have I done? Your breathing becomes elaborate as the possible outcomes cross your mind.

Fred’s eyes flicker from what he can see of Lucius through the openings on the door to your unsettling form. He pokes you and when he gets your attention shushes you. The vision of punching him in the stomach is nice, but you know it’s gonna make a noise, so you just roll your eyes once again and try not to be loud yourself.

“Draco, did you go through my personal belongings?!” Lucius shouts.

Before you can react, Fred is pulling you into him and holding a hand against your mouth. Thankfully he did so, because Lucius’ words made you gasp and he probably would have heard you if it wasn’t for Fred. You hated it nonetheless. You especially hated the feel of his body against yours, or rather the way that made you squeeze your tights together. His hand on your mouth is another thing, part of you wants to yank it away and scream at him for having the audacity to do that, but there’s also a voice telling you to do nothing more than submit to him.

“Found it.” Lucius grabs a small leather box and walks out, turning the lights off and calling out for Draco. “Okay I have it here, let’s go back.”

For a few seconds neither of you move. Even after you hear the front door closing, you don’t try to get Fred to let go of you and he doesn’t release you from his grip, the hand on your mouth and the one on your hip perfectly steady. Until you break it.

“You!” The rage is clear in your voice as you hold a finger up to his face “How could you possibly think it was okay to do that, stupid?!”

“Hey! I helped you, okay? Couldn’t stop fucking squirming!” That was true, what he didn’t say is that he liked it, especially after he pulled you into him, your movements making it very hard for him to ignore the tent forming in his pants. “And of course, breathing like a goddamn dog.”

“Oh! Take that back!”

“No way! Had I not done it we would have been caught, genius.”

“I wouldn’t even be in this situation if it wasn’t for you!” You clapped back. Both of you hot and heavy into the argument, didn’t even leave the wardrobe before you started screaming at each other. “This is all your fault!”

“Please, as if you didn’t have fun with me around!”

“I most definitely did not!” That’s a lie, and you feel it burning you as you say it. “You only brought me problems!”

“Well, I guess I should have let you come back all alone then!”

“I guess you should have!”

Then he kisses you. It’s so intense it’s a surprise you don’t trip back, yet somehow you return it right away. Your hands fly to his hair and Fred grips your waist. He brings you closer and you can feel his erection against your stomach, making you moan just thinking about taking him.

Fred groans in response.

“You sound so pretty.” He pulls away and goes for your neck, leaving open mouthed kisses along your skin. “Can you do that again, doll?”

“You’re gonna have to take it from me, Weasley.” You challenge him.

“As you wish.” Is all he says before throwing you on his shoulder and leaving your hiding spot.

“Fred, put me down!” You whine, faking annoyance when in fact you can’t wait to see what he’s gonna do to you.

Fred only does so when you reach the bathroom in your room.

“You said we were dirty, uh? How about we take a shower then?”

“I’m not getting in the shower with you.” Playing stubborn came so naturally to you and the effect it had on Fred was too good for you to drop it.

“I barely even touched you back there and you were moaning already.” He said through gritted teeth. “Want me to give you some real reasons to scream my name or not?”

You didn’t bother answering, taking off your top and, since you were not wearing a bra, letting your breasts on full display for Fred.

“I doubt you could make me scream your name.” You pull down your trousers with your underwear and step out of them. Seeing your naked form made the ever so talkative boy go quiet, mouth agape and pants tighter than ever. Even though you’re the only one exposed right now, the control is by no means on Fred’s hands. “But I’ll give you a chance.”

You step into the shower turning on the warm water as Fred gets rid of his clothes. You thought he would run to get in with you as fast as possible, but he doesn’t. He takes each piece off with a grin plastered on his face, teasingly, while staring at you. He’s making you wait, making you crave him more. And, fuck, is it working.

“Are you gonna join me or no-”

Before you can finish he enters the shower and wastes no time in pressing your back to the cold tiles. Fred goes straight back to kissing you. He’s hungry for you and you know it. You feel the same yourself, so you allow your hands to roam his body, feeling the muscles on his back, on his arms, until you reach his tights. He grunts and breaks the kiss to look you in the eyes.

“Can you touch me?” He asks, losing his act for a moment, too eager to feel your hand around his length. You nod and take him, pumping slowly and watching for his reactions. He huffs and lets his head fall forward, resting his forehead on your shoulder.

“I want you to touch me too.” You admit quietly.

“Thought you would say that.” His finger finds your slit and he gently runs it up and down before flicking your clit.

“Aw, shit!” You hold onto his back with your free arm, squirming away from his hand.

“No need to shy away from me now.” He kisses down your neck, letting out a moan here and there from the way you’re jerking him off. “Fuck, this feels good.” You run your thumb across his tip and almost chuckle with excitement at his sounds.

“You like that, Freddie?” You ask and he mumbles an affirmative response. You near your mouth to his ear and whispers between a moan. “Wait until you feel my pussy.” The second you say it he inserts two fingers inside of you. “Fred!!” You scream and let go of his member.

“Already am, sweetheart.”

“That’s.. that’s not what I meant..” You manage to say with the shockwaves of pleasure he’s giving you.

“I think you and I both know that.” He keeps poking your g-spot over and over with his slender fingers. “Just thought I should make you come once before letting you fuck yourself into my cock.”

“Please...” You beg, feeling your high approaching, to which he answers by circling his thumb against your clit. “Fuck, Fred!” You come, chanting his name.

He gives you a kiss on the lips and pulls his fingers out. You cry out from the loss of contact and he smirks devilishly.

“Feeling too empty without my fingers in your cunt?” You nod and whine, clinging onto him. “It’s alright though, I’m gonna give you something better.” Spinning you around, Fred squeezes your ass cheeks and runs his cock along your folds. You brace yourself on the wall, arching your back and prancing your bottom up.

“Please..” You beg again.

“Just gave you an orgasm, and here you are, so needy for another one.”

“Yes, Freddie.” Is your answer. “Please, fuck me already.” He places a kiss on your temple and slides himself into you.

You both gasp at the feeling. Fred waits a moment, before pushing the rest of his length. Your head falls down as you wait to get used to his size.

“You can move now.” And so he does, dragging himself slowly out of you before pushing back in.

“So tight.” He growls.

“Freddie..” You push your body up so that your back is pressed against his chest. “You.. you fill me up so good.” Fred holds your face to the side and kisses you ardently.

“Yeah, baby?”

“Uhummm…” Your answer drags out into a moan as he fastens the pace.

“Taking me so well, Y/N.” He grunts.

“Oh fuck yes, right there!” You shout out, feeling your second orgasm rushing through you.

“Fuck, I’m gonna..” That’s all Fred manages to say before he pulls out and comes all over your ass and lower back.

“Oh my.” You breathe out.

“That was amazing.” He says, helping you clean up.

“It really was.” You turn around and Fred embraces your body, drawing circles on your back as you do the same on his chest and the water falls on top of you two.

“By the way, I won.”

“Won what?”

“I made you scream my name.” You chuckle at his grin.

“That you did. But we didn’t make a bet or anything like that, so no prize for you.”

“What do you mean no prize?” He slaps your ass, making you jerk forward and hold onto him. “This was the prize.”

“Fair enough.”

“We can think of something else for me to get next time.”

“Oh, next time, yeah?” To which Fred raises his eyebrows and cocks his head to the side. You roll your eyes at him.

“I prefer when you do that while coming apart for me.” You bite your lip and spin around with a sight, turning off the shower.

“Alright, pretty boy, enough of wasting water. Let’s get dressed and I’ll let you go back to your family.”

You only take a step out of the shower when you hear it. The door unlocking, Lucius and Draco arriving, talking in the distance. You eye Fred who stopped dead in his tracks with the recognition you are not alone anymore.

“Shit…” You mumble quietly. “Here we go again.”