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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
#spilled ink#warm up#โwhy did u tag it warm upโ bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol#btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can#run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her#but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like.#ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone!#like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate''#we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!
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Always Favors You
Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!
"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.
All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.
Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.
"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.
The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)
The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.
"Jason Peter Todd,
You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.
Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.
Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.
You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.
Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.
PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.
I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.
Ah, one more thing.
The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."
Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#Danny and Jason are half brothers#Fright Knight#Clockwork mention#Jason saved baby Danny when Willis came home drunk one night and their mom was out of her mind at the moment#Danny had been crying for food and Willis was getting annoyed#Jason managed to run off with baby Danny to a few towns over and put him in a baby box before getting caught a few other towns over by cops#and was shipped back to Gotham#kept his mouth shut about where he put his brother and took any punishment that came afterwords#It set up the timeline where Danny is going to become the Infinite Realms new King#Hence why the kinda sentient Realms 'rewarded' Jason later on when he died aka bringing him back to life#I love the idea of a kinda sentient Realms tbh#it loves Danny because he's been helping rebuild and mend the Realms#Danny is its fav King thus favors those related to him#well everyone but Willis#he's in Walkers prison btw#I want Jason to go tbh and see how every ghost is getting everything ready for the coronation#its chaotic yet organized somehow#I want more Danny's coronation stories#Like I love already King or just finding out Prince Danny but we need more coronation ones tbh
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linktober day 14 - fairy
#whoopsie almost forgot to post yesterday and today!!#this one is also messy on purpose Iโm trying to get more comfy with leaving in organic sketchy stuff#not everything is how I want it in this but Iโm still happy with the concept I got out of this one#linktober#linktober 2024#loz#botw#zelda#link#totk#great fairy#my art#charbies art tag
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do no harm
#I don't like everything about this piece but. getting my headcanons out there somehow /j#daisuke mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing#wrong organ#nuggarts
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more shuake
#shuake#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#goro akechi#p5#persona 5#p5r#catโs art#uhh considering making a sketchbook tag in the future... just bc i do post a fair amount of traditional stuff#(it would apply to previous posts too bc i need everything organized)#and SHUAKE YURI#maybe i wanted to draw homura-like braids who knows#again not sure why the joker disease is at full strength a year later. where were u when i was actually PLAYING THE GAME
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Get this man some olaplex asap ๐คง
#what if I call this the fuckass bob fixit au#dw baby satoru will buy you all the organic rice water conditioner you could ever want#art is hard yโall#theyโre fine everything is fine#satosugu#gego#satoru gojo#suguru geto#gojo#geto#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#fanart#art#bluebeesart#my art
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satoru's big cock bouncing uselessly against his tummy, leaving a pool of precum... his face and chest flushed so pretty.. strings of incoherent words leaving his lips.. wrists bound together above him... taking your cock so well.... oh how he'd love it when you coo at him, telling him he's such a good boy for knowing his place.... when your hand reaches for the base of his dick, it jumps in your hold, spilling his load on himself as you tell him that he never has to use it again... all he needs is your cock in his pretty little hole...
#oughhh hed go crazy when you tease him for not being able to fuck you good with his big cock :((#but its okay because youll take care of everything for him. he doesnt need to do a thing except lie back and look pretty#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#satoru gojo#UGH i hate tagging when its something like this but its for my blog organization..#satoru gojo x you#satoru gojo x reader#perce.doc#.jjkai
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#sketches&doodlz#twilight#sory for no updates i had some growin up to do#my little pony#mlp#i think twi would have a weird relationship with time#as someone who stresses about to-do lists and organizing everything i always view time as an adversary#and through all of that organizing she still probably doesnt... prioritize whats really important#nor is she capable of recognizing what it is#aaaa
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Potentially weird habit but. When I get really fixated on an oc/blorbo or whatever I get embarrassed thinking cringey shit "In front of" them. Like ah fuck I was cringe in front of my imaginary fursona. shit
#hoof draws#actually this. sounds weird now that I'm trying to explain it#roughhhhh the negative space is killing me ...#-once i think about an oc enough it feels like there's more ''reality'' to them and they go from like.#passive thoughts to In My Brain enough that they're with the rest of the brain stuff (where my thoughts live)#which probably only means that I put too much thought into organizing my brain#agh. this little pink stoat bitch is here because i keep vividly imagining them watching everything i do#and judging the cringey shit. like GO AWAYYYYYYYY#It's MY brain why can't I just think of cool shit. why am I making up a guy to judge me about shit#edit- i think this is the only time I've drawn myself instead of one of the sonas?
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clawdeen draculaura frankie
lagoona cleo ghoulia
#deliver me from being perfect and complete [queue]#the same decaying organic matter as everything else [gifs]#dolls#monster high#bjd#ball jointed doll#doll customization#fashion#clawdeen wolf#draculaura#frankie stein#lagoona blue#cleo de nile#ghoulia yelps#pink#blue#teal#gold#yellow#red#green#purple#brown#black#silver#stim#stim gif
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Adrenochrome/Organ Harvesting ๐
Russia Rescues Hundreds of Adrenochrome Victims Destined for Washington D.C. Russian President Vladimir Putin has vowed to dismantle the adrenochrome supply chain. ๐ค
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#knowledge is power#reeducate yourself#reeducate yourselves#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do some research#do your own research#ask yourself questions#question everything#save the children#save our children#save humanity#crimes against humanity#evil#adrenochrome#organ harvesting
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he opens his mouth to say something
but stops
#sketch#dnd character#dnd art#session stuff#dandelion treehollow#jalester silvermane#lionmane#other people started to wake up#dande does this sometimes because of his issues with memory#taking a few moments to remember everything exactly as it is#things he wants to remember anyway#i don't seek out dnd romance but if one starts up organically i'm gonna feed the flame#it's the YEARNING#dande still thinks he's about to die at this point btw#but doesn't wanna bring it up anymore because it's a bummer
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Pertusaria subambigens
Frosted wart lichen
The worst name for a cereal lichen ever.
images: source
#lichen#lichens#lichenology#lichenologist#mycology#ecology#biology#fungi#fungus#symbiosis#symbiotic organisms#algae#trypo#trypophobia#Pertusaria#Pertusaria subambigens#Frosted wart lichen#I'm lichen it#lichen a day#daily lichen post#lichen subscribe#life science#environmental science#natural science#nature#the natural world#everything is awful here have a lichen
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And he's supposed to be the "normal one"โฆ
#like a hamster lol#he wants to shop furniture but ends up buying an organ for his bestie boy toy#he's not normal he's a fucking freak and house loves it#also live footage of me at ikea#james wilson#house md#hatecrimes md#hilson#because everything about one of them is alsl about the other
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Lectures that Badwolf taught his class behind Grimms back:
" 101 way to start a fire"
"Law's loopholes: how to do illegal things in a legal way"
" Poisons and their purposes"
"How to get away with murder"
" The Dark Side of the History: villians won and it got erased from history"
" How to couse mental brakedown ( to someone else)"
" Psychopaths and sociopaths"
"How to get away with numerous crimes"
"Ways of manipulations"
" How to fake your own death : the final plan"
" Faking legal documents"
#Grimm thinking that Badwolf and Yaga are preparing futer villians for their destiny#Badwolf: and don't forget to clean everything after and get yourself an alibi#the best way to hide the body is by burning it erasing every DNI with it or bury it in your garden#the earth will do its job by turning it into organic fertilizer#and if you get cought dont worry in the next class we will be talking about passports and the safest countries to hide#hes teaching them for there own good#then he will go and tell grimm how everything is going acording to plan and hes teaching them how to be evil#ever after high#eah#eah parents#eah badwolf#eah crack headcanon
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In the streets you hear a heartbeat. The people tell you it's coming from the center of the city. No one knows what it belongs to.
As you move through Forde, you keep smelling something.... weird. Like raw meat and bad breath. But garbage is managed, and the streets are dry. You can't find the source of the smell.
Sometimes, when you step on a stone -- you don't hear the expected crack of boots on a hard floor, but instead a soft and slick squelching, the stone is tender, and caves beneath your feet.
Something is strange about this place. Something's not right.
Who in this world can resist the allure of a fucked up city?
Welcome to FORDE - rust-worn, once-great.
It formed around a crossroads at the center of the world. It is warmed from within by four enormous fires, which shield the city from specters of the dead.
This protection shall not last forever. Someday, somehow, all the city's dead will come back.
This is known as the DAY OF DISSOLUTION.
It will come. It's just that nobody knows when.
#playgiveuptheghost#give up the ghost#gutg#worldbuilding#indie rpg#its my personal belief that human beings tend to look no further than animal bodies and the natural world for inspiration in what they buil#everything is organs#everything is HOLES
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