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[catluvus]

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[eric-sadahire]

Everybody hates Chris

[jonjmurakami]

Aloha, all! 😊 Here's my latest Calabash comic strip featured in today's Honolulu Star-Advertiser newspaper! HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! Some of you saw me working on this a couple days ago. After drawing 30+ years of Fourth of July gags, how many more can you come up with?! ^_^; Have a happy and safe 4th of July weekend! #jonjmurakami #comicstrip #comic #calabash #cartoon #independenceday #4thofjuly #fourthofjuly #badpun #groaner #everyonesacritic https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ7GekEDlka/?utm_medium=tumblr

[jennyfromthebes]

[ID from under the cut: a series of tweets from @mountain_goats.

"the pure suspect of wondering when the dragons will rise from their lairs and eat all the neighbors makes dragon tuesday so special"

"just that good old-time feeling of dragon tuesday… the looming hopelessness… the roars… the screams of the innocent"

"mountain goats singer arrested for vandalism, charged with assault after biting officer who tore him away from his attempted dragon mural"

""worst attempt at drawing a dragon I’ve seen in 30 years on the force" says arresting officer #dragontuesday #everyonesacritic"

""I’m going to pardon the accused. He was only trying to protect this community from my father’s wrath" -the very merciful Hon. Judge Dragon"

"people who missed the original Dragon Tuesday tweets are very confused right now. still, I envy their false feeling of safety #dragontuesday"

""we begged him to say something, anything, about the upcoming tour. he made 10 more dragon jokes." -my manager, to her therapist"

"I give this dragon tuesday a 7.4 enjoyed the fire & widespread death but at the end of the day I didn’t get eaten alive, kind of a letdown"

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some of my favorite dragon tuesday tweets from him. circa ~2013 i believe? Also now lost to the wilds of twitter. ID under cut

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[shuckerpaddy]

This is Jacob. @jacobrichler He wrote the 1st review of @starfishoyster that was printed Dec1 2001 - such a wild ride since then. It’s a rare thing as a Restaurateur - to meet the Critic. This is an OG story - pre-Social Media, when the was just…Media Back then, young, fresh Paddy telephoned (landline) the 5 print media Food Editors in Toronto, and left a voice message. “ Hi there I’m Patrick McMurray, I just opened up Starfish Oysterbed Grill at 100 Adelaide St. East. We just opened today Wednesday, November 14th. Please send your food critic. Thanks.” We had barely cooked a StaffMeal let alone full service. Jacob was 1st to arrive, and apparently liked the place….@chefmarthaw cooking, and Oysters…then sent us on our way with a fab review. Many, many, many, stories later, we get together, and talk of many things… Of Oysters & Wine, sealing wax, cabbages & Kings… Thanks Jacob! #AuthenticFoodCritic #EveryonesAcritic #FoodMedia #FoodWriting #Oysters #Shucking #20YearsOfShucking #Toronto #ChefsLife #ShuckersLife #MyShuckingLife (at Pearl Diver) https://www.instagram.com/p/CW3MsbcrxTV/?utm_medium=tumblr

[sbiroschik]

I think there's going to be trouble with the officemate. Only halfway through the first song on the new Low album, and already she's looking around and making a whining sound. I guess Waffle is not a fan of a challenging listen. #low #heywhat #vinyl #waffle #dogslife #everyonesacritic #homework (at Marietta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CT4w_i3griP/?utm_medium=tumblr

[nicsplace]

I've always wondered what I'd look like with gray-ish eyes so I found this fun IG Story filter and tried it. My 11 year old took one look, pulled a face and said "yeah, that's a no from me". 😂😂😂 Ok, Simon Cowell Jr... #BrownEyedGirl #GrayEyes #FunWithFilters #InstagramStory #Filter #BrownOrGray #EveryonesACritic #SingleMom #SingleMomLife #Funny #ThisIs48 #48AndFabulous #48YearsYoung #NoInjections #NoPlasticSurgery #ThatFilterTho https://www.instagram.com/p/CSGXK9PN7m7/?utm_medium=tumblr

[davidegrimes]

Visited the reopened @fruitmarketgallery today. The new warehouse space is amazing and thought Karla Black’s “Waiver for Shade” was an impressive installation. Less successful for me was her preposterously titled “Punctuation. Is pretty popular; nobody wants to admit much”. The artists video reflecting on the impermanence of her structural form made the work make more sense but didn’t remove my thought of: what a waste of space. 🤷🏻‍♂️#artarteverywhere #everyonesacritic https://www.instagram.com/p/CRYo9rIDdYL/?utm_medium=tumblr

[classicwisdom]

Don’t let the fear of criticism hold you back. #criticism #critics #everyonesacritic #fuckem #beyourself #beyou #be #quotes #quotestoliveby #quoteoftheday #quotesaboutlife #hatersgonnahate #wisdom #words #life #lifequotes https://www.instagram.com/p/CPVMlf0D1ma/?utm_medium=tumblr

[isthatahawk]

Squirrel and bear no 5. I can barely make out the handwriting. I feel embarrassed uploading it...a bit. Like the art though. I miss drawing with those pens. I miss drawing in general, whenever I try it my daughter steals my marker. It's a game she plays, not a critique. I hope... #comics #art #everyonesacritic #stopstealingmymarkers #stayathomedad #squirrelandbear https://www.instagram.com/p/CNHyvKKDpdA/?igshid=xftw7yn7i9m8

[jaymayokay]

this needs no explanation. * * * * * * * * * * * * #supergorgeousness #instagay #helleaux #learningtosee #inspirationiseverywhere #instagrammer #videoart #appropriation #artfag #arthag #StayAtHomeModel #modernart #everyonesacritic (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CD9SpbdjRVM/?igshid=1xatuuoxnpj4n

[theinvisiblefountain]

Thanks!!! #family #showtime #screenwriterslife #everyonesacritic https://www.instagram.com/p/CDuTmoFB6Tt/?igshid=10p0vwprebf9v

[eric-sadahire]

What is Karen's favorite drink?

White whine

[briannadeberry]

Unsolicited Writing Advice #3

You are your own worst critique. Don’t over-analyze your writing, let it flow from your fingertips. Get lost in the world of your own creation. Don’t listen to your inner-demons, and believe that you can do this. Be your own cheerleader. 

[jamiesonwolf]

Anakin says: "Oh my goodneaa Daddy! What are you writing? This needs a lot of work!" #Anakin #everyonesacritic #supercute https://www.instagram.com/p/CCyPqydnhcX/?igshid=cxvhuks647a3

[socialsf]

#Karen strikes in #sanfrancisco #neveradullmoment #knowyourneighbors #everyonesacritic #sadbuttrue #ohkaren #goughstreet #onlyinsf #lifeduringcovid19 ・・・ #PacificHeights neighbor falsely accuses a #personofcolor of #vandalism for stenciling in “#BlackLivesMatter” with yellow chalk on the retaining wall of his own house. Then she lies and says she knows the owner. (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBZe0EjhfZC/?igshid=1ob8kmgif07rf