#everyone on twitter is betting ryan reynolds

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the way chan said megaverse stars someone he likes. that he has a certain connection with. and then looks into the camera for a full 2 seconds. and that we won't be disappointed. that's so unbelievably suspicious christopher

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Ryan Reynolds and (Y/N) Lively-Reynolds Answer The Internet

Part 2 of the (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds series

Ryan Reynolds & Singer/Actress!Lively-Reynolds!Reader

Summary: Ryan and the Reader go on Heatworld to answer Twitter’s burning questions. It goes about as well as you can imagine it.

Warnings: just fluff, crack, and a fair bit of sex talk cause, well, it's the internet.

Word Count: 1.7k words

Estimated Reading Time: 7 minutes

A/N: *sighs defeatedly* Against my better judgement, I turned this into a series. Fortunately, unlike TJS, this series will be updated only whenever I have ideas or you guys are sending in requests (only interviews are allowed, guys, don’t forget) so at least I won’t be too pressured. That said, enjoy!

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The image opens up to Ryan Reynolds and (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds sitting side by side in front of a blue background. Ryan is holding a piece of paper.

“I wonder if (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds knows that her dad is every straight man’s gay dream?”

Ryan starts laughing, while (Y/n) looks visibly put off.

Cut.

Happy music comes on. Over a purple and blue background stands a computer with a still of (Y/n) and Ryan from the interview. The words ‘ANSWERING THE INTERNET’ are written in white, followed by ‘... with Ryan Reynolds and (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds’ in black. The Twitter logo is at the bottom-left corner of the image.

Cut.

Ryan Reynolds and (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds are standing in front of a blue background once again.

“Hello, peasants.”

“We’re Blake Lively’s pet humans and we’ll be answering your Twitter questions.”

(Y/n) laughed maniacally while Ryan rummaged through the purple glitter box.

“No one to save you now! Should have thought twice about putting these on the internet!”

“And kids, this is what we call being a dumbass. Because while the people who posted it wrote somewhat awkward things, nothing’s more awkward than having to read them about you. (Y/n), apparently, forgot about that.”

(Y/n) waved her hand nonchalantly.

“Oh, please. It can’t be that awkward. So! First question!”

Ryan took a piece of paper out of the box and unfolded it carefully.

“First question, from Kenzie, AKA @/ynsunreleasedsongs…”

He turned towards (Y/n).

“I’m still bummed about that, by the way, I have songs stuck in my head that I can’t listen to cause there’s no audio trace of them so the least you could do is record them so I don’t just have ‘and isn’t it strange how you accidentally hurt me more than you purposely love me?’ stuck in my head with no means of getting it out.”

(Y/n) pouts at him.

“Aw, but I enjoy watching you suffer. Now read the question.”

“Kenzie asks, I just wanna know if (Y/n)’s okay. Did she sleep well? Has she been eating properly? And getting enough water?”

(Y/n) furrowed her brows at the camera.

“I get that one all the time too! Like, I’m fine, guys, why does everyone think I can’t take care of myself?”

Ryan raised a brow.

“You go full days without eating when not reminded to, I’m pretty sure the most you’ve slept this past week was five hours cause you quite literally passed out on your bed, and water doesn’t even exist in your world.”

(Y/n) pushes Ryan off the chair and onto the floor. A loud thunk is heard, followed by a cry of pain.

“Serves you well. Also, water does exist in my world! I need it to make tea.”

Cut.

Ryan is back on the chair, and (Y/n)’s rummaging around for a piece of paper.

“Hold on, I’m trying to get a good one… This one! I bet this one’s good.”

She unfolds it and clears her throat.

“@/BenjaminLeigh, AKA Ben(T)Leigh…”

Ryan snorted.

“That’s a funny one!”

(Y/n) nodded.

“So, Ben asks @/vancityreynolds could you please do your best to get into a horrible and disfiguring accident so you lose your charm and my wife stops putting me in second place?”

Ryan tilted his head curiously.

“Um-”

“I can help with the accident part!”

“I’d… rather you didn’t. And anyway, my charm doesn’t come from my stunning good looks, although they do play a part in other things.”

He winked at the camera and (Y/n) pretended to gag.

“So, I guess there’s nothing we can do, pal. Don’t worry, silver’s cool too.”

Cut.

“You guys didn’t put any raunchy ones here, right? I don’t wanna read that about my daughter, the thought of her going past hand-holding gives me nightmares.”

(Y/n) laughed and took another paper, unfolding it immediately.

“Orion, cool name, by the way, AKA @/steppingstonesholland says Sometimes I wonder if perfection exists, but then I look at (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds and I’m positive it does. Awww, that’s so sweet.”

Ryan nods.

“There you go. Keep the sweet ones coming.”

She looked at him.

“I don’t understand why you’re so touchy, literally fifty percent of your speech pattern contains some sort of innuendo.”

“Yes, but it’s okay when I do it, just not when you do it, or when someone says something sexual about you. In my eyes, you’re still my little kid, and I don’t want my little kid to be off getting STDs.”

She rested her head on his shoulder.

“That was actually kinda sweet.”

He kissed the crown of her head and pulled another paper. (Y/n) sat back up.

“So, Haven, AKA @/steponmeryan, at least buy me dinner first, asks Does (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds know that her dad is every straight man’s gay dream?”

Ryan starts laughing, while (Y/n) looks visibly put off.

“I don’t know what I’m more disturbed by, the handle, the message, or the image that either of those is putting in my brain.”

Ryan laughs some more.

Cut.

“Are you feeling better?”

(Y/n) keeps drinking the water she acquired off-scene.

“No, but the show must go on.”

“Alright then, Skylar, AKA, @/skylovesyn asks Okay but real question now: to which demon do I have to sell my soul in order to meet (Y/n)? Me. I’m the demon. But I don’t deal in souls, I only take credit or pictures of Hugh Jackman’s underwear collection”

(Y/n) rolled her eyes.

“I don’t know. I suppose it’s all luck or money, really. But hey, I can do this!”

She pulls out her phone from her pocket, looks at the paper, taps on her screen a few times and locks it again.

“You just got a follow and a DM from me, do make sure to answer it cause I’d be very disappointed otherwise.”

The pride can be seen clear as day on Ryan’s face.

Cut.

“Cassie, AKA @/evermoresupremacy- You know what, that is a really good album, and Tay has a tendency to ignore its existence, much to my displeasure! But anyway, Cassie asks I wonder what the Lively-Reynolds’ fam’s favourite Taylor Swift song is and if they sing along to it at home.”

Ryan nods.

“Good question, I approve. Blake’s is You Are In Love cause she’s sweet like that, the kids are still just as obsessed with hearing their names in the song as when it just came out, so they’re avid Betty supporters. I like Look What You Make Me Do cause it allows for a dramatic performance.”

(Y/n) laughs.

“And you’re nothing if not dramatic! As for me, I’ve been screaming along to the ten-minute version of All Too Well since she first sent it to me, so I’d say that one. Get ready for Red (Taylor’s Version) cause it’s gonna be awesome!”

Cut.

“Ash, aka @/yn_my_beloved asks @/vancityreynolds spill the tea, kind sir, what’s the most embarrassing this (Y/n)’s done? Ooh, this is a good one!”

(Y/n) groans while Ryan looks positively delighted.

“It’d have to be when she was seventeen and I took her on the set of Deadpool, and for information, this was when (Y/n) was just starting to figure out that she’s very much not straight.”

(Y/n) groans louder.

“So I introduce her to Morena, who plays Vanessa in the film, and is objectively gorgeous. And this little gay disaster just starts stuttering out an introduction that somehow ends with ‘oh my god, you’re so pretty, you could choke me and I’d thank you’. To her face. After which she blushed, turned around, walked into a wall, and ran to my trailer.”

“I still can’t look her in the eyes.”

Ryan laughs.

“I know! That’s what makes this even better!”

Cut.

(Y/n) grabs one of the papers.

“Zeph, aka @/ryanfuckmereynolds asks How can I politely ask Ryan Reynolds to plow me through a wall? Um, not through my voice, for one.”

“Blake’s the one that does the plowing anyway.”

“Oh my God, Dad!”

Cut.

“Alright, last one! Ella, aka @/ynslastbraincell, oh, so that’s where it went! Thanks for getting back to me! Ella says I can’t believe (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds is real. That girl can act, sing, model, she’s kind, adorable, smart, and absolutely fucking hilarious… Thanks, I try. Can you leave some talent for the rest of us, please? Uh, well, I’ll try to suck a bit more, I guess.”

Ryan wrinkles his nose in disgust.

“Please try not to suck at all.”

“I’m not gonna dignify that with a response. But anyway, that was me and my idiot of a dad answering the internet! Hope you all enjoyed it!”

“Don’t forget to watch Red Notice on Netflix, coming out November 12th, and stream (Y/n)’s debut album Stepping Stones, out now on all platforms.”

“Bye!”

End of video.

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Ryan Reynolds, Gal Gadot & Dwayne Johnson Test How Well They Know Each Other | Vanity Fair Game Show

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yn_my_beloved: so if i break into hugh jackman’s house and take pictures of his underwear drawer i get to meet (Y/n)? better clear my schedule

tomynschild: the way she tried not to smile when she read “steppingstonesholland”!!! i need them to confirm their relationship already!!!

slutforreynolds: ryan looks positively scrumptious in this interview

deadpoolsleftsword: i too would lose all my cool when faced with Morena Baccarin, you’re not alone in this

thereynoldsfamownsme: YES RYAN! CALL HER OUT ON NOT RELEASING THE FULL VERSION OF THAT SONG, THAT PART’S BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD SINCE THAT LIVE SHE DID THREE WEEKS AGO

skylovesyn: it was an awesome conversation, btw, we talked about what the best kind of candy is, she’s such a sweetheart!

(Y/n) Lively-Reynolds ✔ reply to skylovesyn: I still think Twix is better than Snickers, sorry not sorry.

skylovesyn reply to (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds ✔: and as much as i love you, i still think you’re wrong.

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disconnected | shawn mendes x reader

Note: gimme some shawn pls

It hit you hard. Since he left, you hadn’t been the same. You knew it, your friends knew it, hell everyone in the industry knew it. Even the press was all over it. Then again, how could they not be - two celebrities as famous as you and your ex boyfriend splitting up? Of course they would be all over you like vultures.

For the last three weeks, you hadn’t seen Shawn. Not on Twitter, not in the press, definitely not in person. He was completely off the radar. Then again, so were you. You’d not left your apartment unless you had an interview to promote your new movie, but other than that you had been completely out of sight.

Shawn hadn’t left a single text or call for the whole time, you didn’t know if he’d got on a flight to his hometown or what. He just seemed to vanish.

Today, you had another interview. By now, everyone had caught on that something wasn’t right between you both. There were stories by the press and online speculating if you’d both broken up, but no one knew for sure.

Jimmy Fallon had asked you to be a guest on his show for tonight, which you agreed to. After all, the late night show host was the easiest to get along with and was the one you always chose over the other late night shows.

“Tonight, we have the talented, fantastic actress here with us tonight,” he announced to his guests as you waited behind the curtain. “Give it up, for (Y/N) (Y/L/N)!”

Stepping out onto the stage, the whole audience roared with applause as you came out. For a moment or two, you grinned and waved at them, before soon striding towards Jimmy. He offered you his hand as he helped you up the few stairs, your heels clinking against the floor as you arrived at your seat.

He pulled you in for a hug, wrapping his arms around you gently. After pulling away, he allowed you to sit in the chair opposite his desk as he took a seat in his chair. A smile was pulling at his lips.

“(Y/N), it’s great to see you again,” he was sincere in his words. “How have you been since the last time you came on here?” He asked.

The question was an easy one to brush over. “I’ve been alright Jimmy, busy as always,” miserably missing the man you let walk away.

He nods along, either not wanting to push you for the truth or just not wanting to make you uncomfortable after the news coverage of your possible split from Shawn.

“I bet you are, when’s the movie out?” He followed, leaning forward intently.

You replied immediately. “Tomorrow!”

He grinned. “I’m so excited!” He exclaimed, tapping his desk. “As soon as I saw this trailer, I lost my mind, here take a look,” he was clearly excited, gesturing to a screen for the audience to look at.

The trailer for you new movie was playing through the studio, the audience and Jimmy laughing at certain parts. It was a hilarious movie, in all fairness. This was your third big-time movie, which was expected to be the best of the last few years.

“Doesn’t it look amazing?” Jimmy was fully laughing, collecting himself as he kept spluttering out chuckles. “Alright, alright, ah,” he threw his hands up. “Excuse me as I laugh my butt off,” he joked. “Ryan Reynolds is starring alongside you too,” he pointed out.

You nodded. “He is,” you confirmed with a chuckle as he was still collecting himself. “He was the best person to work with too, a really genuinely funny guy,” you added on as he wiped his eyes.

He jumped straight back in. “Isn’t he great?”

“He totally is, right?”

Jimmy and you chuckled as the audience laughed along.

“Have you met his wife, Blake Lively?” He asked.

Nodding, you glanced at the audience for a moment as you formed your words. “Oh yeah, she’s like the nicest person ever,” you gushed over your friend. “We were at the Grammy’s and we were on a table together,” you started a story, flipping your hair over your shoulder.

Jimmy leaned forward in his desk, pointing a finger at you. “Oh, is this where he and Andy Garfield kissed when you won your award?” He questioned with a wide grin.

The audience let out gasps and laughed. “Yeah they were on my table too so I thought the camera guy was recording me but he was actually recording them behind me making out,” you were trying to hold in your giggles.

“I remember that!” He was laughing loudly. “Man, that was like the most talked about thing for months.”

“Before they announced the award I was telling them like how nervous I was and stuff, then Ryan said picture everyone’s making out and too distracted so you don’t get scared,” you added.

Jimmy frowned. “What?” He was confused. “So he told you to imagine everyone in the crowd making out so you don’t get freaked out by everyone watching you?”

“Yeah, what happened to imaging everyone naked?” You giggled.

He let out “I know right?” You both shared a look together. “But did it work?”

“Oh God no, all I could think of was Leonardo DiCaprio and Hugh Jackman together,” you grinned as everyone else was cracking up. “I was looking down at Leo’s table almost the whole time,” you bit you lip. “Probably thought I was obsessed with him.”

Jimmy shrugged. “Who isn’t?”

“Amirite,” you shake your head, both of you high-fiving. “But yeah, Leo if you’re watching, everything in my speech was about you,” as soon as you said it, you knew you’d messed up.

In your speech, you thanked Shawn. You listed how much you appreciated him and how much you loved him and couldn’t wait for the rest of your lives together. This was a mistake, because now Jimmy had a way of asking about the both of you now.

You watched him hesitate. He had an obligation to ask questions that had to be asked, but at the same time he could see from the way you hadn’t mentioned Shawn at all - despite him being in the stories you were telling - that it wasn’t appropriate.

But he had to.

He reached his hand up to the back of his neck, leaning back slowly. “I know that... well, that you haven’t spoke about this publicly yet,” he was speaking slowly, almost cautiously. “But what is the situation with, uh, with Shawn?”

As soon as he said his name, you felt your body freeze. No doubt this would be picked apart by every single person who sees this interview. They’d insinuate on anything. But at the same time, how could you answer if you didn’t know yourself?

After an argument between the both of you, he said he needed to go. He left your apartment, you didn’t stop him. He didn’t come back, you didn’t go after him. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Who really cares? What mattered was that neither of you had spoken in weeks, and you did’t know if he still cared or not.

“We,” your voice cracked. Coughing a few times, you focused on keeping your gaze high to not let the tears fill up in your eyes. “We’re just, uh, we’re just taking some time away from the cameras and all that for a while.”

Figuring that was the best way to not give anything away, all you could do was wait for Jimmy’s words. He’d either leave it or press further. You were dreading he’d do the latter.

Fixed on his conflicted expression, your heat dropped when he didn’t meet your eye. “Neither of you have been seen together since you both went out a few weeks back,” he looked like he didn’t want to be rude, but that he needed to ask anyways.

Nodding your head, you took a deep breath. “We’re both just, erm,” you cleared your throat, sitting up in your chair as you crossed your legs. “We’re just taking a break from social media and all that,” you tried to keep your answer as loose as possible.

“Is there anything you’d like to say about the rumours that you’ve split?” He asked.

By now, the audience was silent. Not a single noise in the studio besides your heart pounding in your chest. It was either going to explode from the nerves, or break from the pain of not having Shawn by your side anymore.

“Not really,” you shook your head. “It’s all just speculation, really, we’re just taking some time to ourselves,” you shrugged, before realising that you’d just implied that you both were on a break.

Jimmy jumped in too quickly. “Time to yourselves? Are you not together anymore?”

If you looked tense before, you couldn’t imagine how you looked now. Swallowing the lump in your throat, you painted a collected and charming smile on your face. “Everyone just needs to calm down, we’re fine we just want time for ourselves - he’s just finished his tour and I’ve just wrapped the movie up, y’know?”

Jimmy let it slide after then. He was back to his chirpy self and his casual questions and games. It ran smoothly after that for the next half hour, before you had finished the show and left the stage.

Once you arrived at you dressing room, you shut the door. Leaning your forehead against the door, you kept your eyes closed as you took deep breaths. Talking about Shawn hurt, everything in your body was aching from your head to your heart, just wanting the man you loved back in your arms.

“I missed you.”

Jumping in shock, you spun around, eyes wide in panic. In front of you on the couch, he was slumped in the chair, an unreadable expression you’d never seen on him before. His eyes were already locked on yours, but they looked drained and tired.

Frozen in shock, you couldn’t move. Stuck in your place, a million and one things were flooding your mind. He noticed, too.

Slowly, he stood up, his mouth opening and closing. He looked desperate to say so many things, but said nothing at all.

Exchanging longing glances at each other, weeks of unnecessary pain and stress clearly taking it’s toll on you both. He had dark circles under his eyes, as did you but yours were covered by the makeup artists.

“I missed you,” he repeated, his words barely audible. “I came as soon as I seen the show,” he now took a few slow, hesitant steps forward.

You couldn’t say anything. Instead, you wrapped your arms around him in a hug you’d been longing for. His arms held you close to him straight away, holding you as close as he could.

“I’m sorry,” you mumbled into his chest. “I wish we never argued, I’m sorry.”

He shook his head. “No, I’m sorry,” he apologised. “I shouldn’t have left I should’ve stayed.”

You pulled back. “I should’ve stopped you.”

“I should have came back.”

After staring at each other for a few moments, you both chuckle.

Shawn’s eyes met yours again. His hand slowly trailed up your side, fingers brushing along your jawline. They press gently against the skin, leaning closer to you. Tilting your head up, you meet him halfway, pressing your lips against his.

Lasting a few long moments, he pulls back slowly, his forehead resting against yours. “I love you,” he whispered.

“I love you too,” you pressed your lips against his again.

He took your hand, picking up your phone from the counter where you’d left it before you went on the show. Fingers laced with yours, he guided you out of the studio, towards the car waiting for you outside.

Flashes of cameras caught you both by surprise once you’d left the building. Each one snapping pictures of you both manoeuvring through the crowd to get to the car that Shawn had drove in. He led you past them before helping you into the car, before climbing into his side.

“You okay?” He checked, taking your hand in his, resting it on his leg.

You nodded, smiling at him. “I’m all good, are you?”

Shawn nodded. “I’m always good when you’re here,” he winked.

You scoffed lightly as you both glanced back at the paparazzi who were still trying to get pictures of you both. He sighed. “Guess we’re still going to be all over Twitter tomorrow,” he joked.

“Shawn and (Y/N) back together, I can see it on the trending page,” you chuckled.

He let out a laugh, leaning over to plant a kiss on your cheek. “We never weren’t a thing,” he mumbled as he pressed his lips to yours. “Love you.”

 “Let’s get out of here.”

[horrificmemes]

LOTS O’ Tips on Writing: Blindness

Hey y’all, so I’m not really a reference blog exactly, but I figured I would share some of my experience in writing (and in life) with a character type that a lot of people seem unsure of how to represent. That would be characters with partial or complete blindness. I myself have one character who is completely blind, and I too am on the low-sighted spectrum, so I figured I’d clear up a few misconceptions about characters with blindness! This is a long post, so part of it is under a read-more, but I include subjects ranging from medical details to describing non-visual senses to handling romantic relationships.

1) Blindness is totally a spectrum. Someone who is legally blind at 20/200 vision doesn’t see “nothing but black”. In fact, people who are legally blind can sometimes see enough to use some adjusted devices or read large-print books! Legal blindness (or low vision) means that someone’s eyesight is very poor even with their highest corrective lenses. 20/200 means that something 20 feet away from them has the same definition as something 200 feet away from a well-sighted person. That’s why 20/20 vision often represents “perfect” vision, because objects at 20 feet look like they’re... well, 20 feet away. Sometimes, legal blindness can be caused by natural degeneration from severe myopia (nearsightedness) from age, extreme strain, or just genetics.

2) When thinking of what a visually impaired person experiences as far as sight, ask yourself if the description is necessary first, then listen to interviews or podcasts for a description if you do need it. Please don’t take the word of someone with no eye function at all and apply it to someone with severe myopia or cataracts, because blindness varies. People with one cause of blindness may have cloudy vision, extremely blurred vision, ‘missing’ spots in their sight, or lack of color, while someone without any eye function (or without any eyes at all) will wonder why you’d even ask! Often “a black void” or “nothing but white” isn’t exactly true. Someone who doesn’t see color or light won’t see a lack of light either! Black? White? What? You really don’t have to even describe what they "see” unless they are partially-sighted.

3) Characters with all forms of disability can still do some badass shit. They can defend themselves as well as another character, they can learn to navigate a new space, they can play games and run and be athletic. They can be artists, musicians, or even own their own business. They can do their own household chores. They can be great parents. They can use modern tools and devices with the right adjustments. Don’t be afraid to let them accept - or ask for - help, but please don’t make it seem as though they’ve become useless. Give them all kinds of talents! (for example, my visually impaired muse can channel spirits, tends to her own herb garden, and is a classically-trained soprano. Possibilities are endless, you guys!)

4) Cause of blindness should be known if you insist on describing your character’s full facial appearance and how their blindness affects them. But remember this: you don’t have to draw attention to the appearance of someone’s eyes constantly. Don’t let that be the only thing that defines them. Here are a few tips though: many people who are legally blind have very ordinary-looking eyes. The cloudy white/blue eyes you often see is usually from diseases like cataracts, while paled eyes without visible pupils may be from congenital (childhood) glaucoma. Other forms of glaucoma cause black spots in the iris. Cataracts and glaucoma can coexist in one person. Eyes can have an inflamed red sclera from bacterial infection-induced blindness such as meningitis. Some infectious diseases require removal of the eyes (we see this in cats and other animals all the time). There are tons more reasons. When researching the cause of your character’s blindness, pay attention to the level of impairment, because not all causes of blindness have the same outcome!

5) People whose eyes have nerve damage don’t always move perfectly together. As tempting as it is to give your visually impaired character the ability to eerily stare directly into someone else’s gaze all the time, often people who lack nerve control in the eyes have issues of mobility now and again or even constantly: eyes that move independently, one or both eyes that won’t move at all, one pupil stuck in full dilation (anisocoria), and they may not be aware that their eyes are moving in odd places. Please don’t use this as fuel for humor, as some folk go out of their way to cover their eyes constantly because of this. Speaking of cover, not all visually impaired people wear sunglasses like the cliche in movies. Many will wear them in public because their eyes are very sensitive to light rays or because the light gives them horrible headaches, while others choose to cover their eyes because they’re aware that their eyes lack mobility control or they’re shy about a drooping lid/etc. Not everyone who has problems with vision wears something over their eyes.

More information on memories, relationships, and making the best of five senses are in the read-more!

6) Memories - let’s talk about memories. Often, someone who goes completely blind before the ages of 7-8 won’t have many visual memories at all once they reach adulthood. They may not recall color, details of faces, or how to visually recall the shapes of objects. Objects may be described with adjectives such as “sharp”, “bumpy”, “dry”, “cold”, etc. Dreams are often not visual in this case. Please avoid the stereotype of “my character has been blind since birth, but they can see perfectly in their dreams and recognize everything just fine” unless something wickedly supernatural or divine is at work. People who are blind still dream! Some have reported extremely vivid dreams that are a lot like their waking life - full of smells, taste, tactile senses, emotions, sound (and fury, signifying nothing). That was a Shakespeare joke. Fight me. Also remember that if your character has recently gone through surgery to regain sight, they could likely still automatically rely on other senses out of habit or to ‘check’ what they’re perceiving. Sure, they can see that flower pot in front of them now, but maybe they want to touch it too. Who wouldn’t? Flower petals are super nice and soft.

7) The other five senses are amazing. Did I say five? You bet your ass, I did. Because there’s one sense people tend to forget, and that’s ‘aura’ or ‘proximity’. Have you ever been sitting with your eyes closed, but you can feel someone walk behind you even if they’re trying to be super quiet? If that can happen to you, it can happen to someone without vision also! Don’t be afraid to note that your visually impaired character isn’t so vulnerable that they’re startled by everything. It’s fine to let other characters be delicate or careful with them, especially if they’re still getting to know one another and their friends are being considerate, but you don’t have to make them so paranoid that they never trust their surroundings. Have them smell someone’s shampoo as they walk by. Have them hear a whisper from an adjoining room. Have them sense the electricity of their partner just as they’re about to embrace them, or lean in for a kiss without having to be guided because they can find their lips by feeling their breath. Let them be courageous with their hands, identifying objects or people confidently through touch. Let them initiate. 

8) Speaking of partners: just because your character may not be able to see someone’s face/body doesn’t mean they can’t be attracted to them, have crushes, lust after someone, or fall in love. Think of a sighted character for a moment. What do they love about their partner or crush? I’m sure you’ve got a list of over a dozen things unrelated to appearance, and guess what? Those are perfect here! Your visually impaired muse may adore someone’s voice, their scent, their laugh, how soft their skin is, their calloused well-worked hands, how long/short their hair is, playing with their thick curls, how warm their hugs are, their sense of humor, their determination, or some talent they have that makes them incredible. Don’t refuse your character an experience without a solid reason.

9) On that same subject, it shouldn’t even need to be said: visually impaired characters cover all ranges of sexual and romantic preference. Absolutely your character can be ace, aro, or a combination. But please avoid the excuse of “they don’t feel attraction because they can’t perceive beauty, so therefore they aren’t fit for a relationship”. If sexual preference was all about how nice someone looks, I’d have 4000 pictures of Ryan Reynolds on my bedroom wall. A+ face right there. Then again, I may still make a collage of his twitter posts.

10) Give your character tools. Not just a cane, but let them use their whole body to help them navigate. Counting steps, listening for cues in a certain area, touching the furniture, and relying on memory as well. Let them walk the streets about town, remembering a certain smell from the restaurant two blocks from home, or the sound of the coffee grinder from the bookstore at the corner. In a modern verse, using an ATM card is a great way to let your character make purchases without making them worry “shit, did I just give them a $20 for my $5 purchase?” Let your character organize their things in such a way that they can pick out their necessities confidently. Independence, people!

11) Here’s a bonus note: some people have used echolocation to help them navigate (usually by tapping a cane or other tool against surrounding surfaces to feel/hear the vibration return to them). This is super cool but also super rare to do perfectly. If this is your character’s thing, it’s very significant and special to them - unless they live in a society where everyone is capable of it, this is a talent that will make them stand out and should be used wisely. It’s easy to collect lots of super cool talents and abilities and realize all too late that some people might be rolling their eyes at a very over-skilled character.

12) Your visually impaired character can be clumsy. They can have terrible sense of direction. They can be anxious or easily startled due to their natural disposition. They can mix up their night and day. All of that is fine, but it’s not all necessary. Don’t forget to sprinkle in some useful skills or even a positive outlook! A character with blindness is not a useless character or a helpless character, and one person with a visual impairment may handle their daily life completely different than another. You can have a character who is blind but not a source of pity.

This is not a complete list of everything you’d need to know, but it’s a start if you’re very interested in RPing as a character with some level of blindness. I hope this helped, and if you have questions, please feel free to IM me or ask a question off anon so that I can answer privately. :)

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Jordan Lake Cited in “Stranger Things” 3.4 “Sauna Test” vs. “Parks and Recreation” 7.12 “One Last Ride” Finale

I had to break my promise about never tagging Jordan on Instagram. After I finished watching “Stranger Things” Season 3 Episode 4 “Sauna Test” about Jordan Lake, I had to tag her in that.

It’s really hard. You try to respect people’s space, but then you have these bigger problems.

ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD RESEARCH

Due to the limited amount of space for writing a description, I had to drop a lot of stuff.

One of the things was my research on the Electromagnetic Field as a Communication System and why Jordan Lake has that Electromagnetic Field Machine.

When you align the information about Jordan tied to me with my bio, you see how Earth’s Electromagnetic Field functions as a Social Media Platform. So the Subconscious Minds of the Script Writers were putting stuff into the script about Jordan.

When you see elements of my personal life and family tree sewn into the show “Stranger Things,” you see how influential Jordan and I are.

I didn’t have room to mention how I’m Rod of Washington who aligns with 1959 “Twilight Zone” host Rod Serling while Jordan aligns with 2019 host Jordan Peele. “Twilight” films set in Washington State where I’m from lock the information down.

I skipped mentioning it since I’ve said about it in other Instagram posts.

DISCLAIMER THAT IT’S PURELY COINCIDENCE

TV Shows and Films use this blanket disclaimer saying that any matching people or places are purely coincidental.

That normally works for Non-Psychic Television Shows and Movies. However, because “Stranger Things” is a Psychic TV Show, you expect weird Psychic Phenomenon.

So you can’t hide behind that excuse.

I personally like the show and I’m not interested in Royalties or suing them for anything.

I’m sick of people suing each other.

I’ve worked on the set in Hollywood and know how hard the film crew works. There are so many TV Shows and Movies about me. I don’t see why I should dip into their paychecks just to get money.

I would just like to be treated with more respect and recognition where people don’t look down upon me for working in the Psychic Field.

When you see how many people love “Stranger Things,” it just sucks when people snub you or look down on you yet love that show that is about you.

CORONAVIRUS CREATING URGENCY

The Coronavirus outbreak hitting the United States where it was first spotted in Washington State where I’m from and then California and Texas for where I currently live in California and Jordan is in Texas is a big deal.

I said that I’m 1/8 Chinese and from Washington State where I drove a 1977 Toyota Corona in high school. That mirrors the Coronavirus spawning from China and targeting Washington State.

This ties to the Simulation Hypothesis by Nick Bostrom. Rizwan Virk wrote a book about it. We’re living in a computer simulation.

There wasn’t enough room to talk about the Coronavirus in more detail. The 2010 Disney film “Tangled” is where the father was the King of CORONA. He would release (Hal JORDAN Green) LANTERNs every year on the birthday of the lost daughter.

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY AND BLAKE’S BIRTHDAY

This was also the one year anniversary of Jordan’s ex Blake and when I tried to meet up with Jordan in California.

Time sure flies. It never occurred to me that Jordan would be gone one year later.

Although I’ve kind of known about abandonment as a natural part of working in the Psychic Field.

Jordan used to ask me why I would take Screenshots of every little thing she posted on Snapchat.

Aside from the habit of being like a UFO Chaser where you never know when you’ll spot a UFO, it’s the same where you never know when you’ll run across a Psychic Manifestation.

It’s also a habit from seeing people move in and out of your life quickly. It’s just natural where people leave you when you work in the Psychic Field.

Jordan was one of my favorites as well as an adopted daughter. Life is so fleeting. I already experienced it with my best friend Scott. We were friends for 23 years and then suddenly he was gone.

Jordan told me that her ex Blake was born 1/25. So today as 1/25 of 2020 marks that year. It mirrors Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan who met his wife Blake Lively.

PARKS AND RECREATION

I never watched “Parks and Recreation.” So when I uncovered that the 7.12 Finale makes mention of Craig and “Rod,” I had to hop onto Netflix and see it.

Donna goes to Seattle, Washington. Chris Pratt with actress Aubrey Plaza go to Washington, D.C. I didn’t have room to make mention that Jordan’s friend is named Aubrey.

I suspect that Jordan’s friend Aubrey was put there to point to Jordan’s link to Parks and Recreation.

Craig Middlebrooks having the name “Jordan Craig” sewn into it was really moving for me.

I really didn’t think that Jordan would want to take over my job after we left. However, that finale in 2015 shows that some part of Jordan did. Whether it was the Conscious Mind of Jordan returning or the Subconscious Mind of Jordan as MacKenzie Craig Donald who managed the position after I passed away.

The story of Garry who everyone called Jerry and got his name wrong showed Christie Brinkley as the wife when he died. Christie Brinkley was born 2/2 when Dallas became incorporated.

Christie Brinkley’s daughter Alexa Joel is born 12/29 as Texas Statehood. Jordan is in Texas. It’s hinting that Jordan is Christie Brinkley as Dallas, Texas and Garry was a version of me.

Just as people didn’t get Garry’s name correct, people don’t get my name right either. I get mistaken for “Rob” instead of “Rod.”

You even see it with Jordan who called me by name “Psych.” She never called me by my name Rod.

I’m not saying I’m sad about that. It just kind of shows how sad it was where I do a really important job and people can’t even get my name right.

I was a forgettable person in most people’s eyes. People thought I was not very important.

TYPHOON MONTALBAN MARRYING CRAIG MIDDLEBROOKS

I’m still debating on whether I will post a “Parks and Recreation” Instagram. If I do, I don’t feel a need to tag Jordan in that. I already said my peace.

“Stranger Things” was just a really major piece of information that Jordan really needs to have. That TV Show has impacted American society and Jordan really does need to know.

I just can’t wait around till Jordan’s ready to hear it. I’ve got things to do and I just wait indefinitely till Jordan’s in a good mood or feelings like hearing what I have to say.

When there’s a disease outbreak threatening the country, I really don’t have the time to wait till Jordan’s ready.

In the 7.12 Finale “One Last Ride,” Typhoon and Craig are really old and Typhoon asks if Craig has any regrets.

If you read the description on the character Typhoon, it mentions that Craig didn’t love Typhoon (Rod) as much as Typhoon loved Craig.

Although, it’s a sad Truth, it’s one way to prove that the characters Typhoon and Craig really were talking about “Rod” and “Jordan Craig.”

Jordan gets mistaken for a guy. So Craig Middlebrooks being male would be Jordan and that’s why it was a gay wedding.

However, there is one interpretation where if Jordan is female, then a male Craig not as affection would be the same as a female Craig who is affectionate.

I try not to read too much into it. All I know is that 7.12 “One Last Ride” that aired 2/24 of 2015 was 3 years before I met Jordan 9/27 of 2018. That was talking about is.

It was just nice seeing that ending. The other version is that Garry married “Dallas” and lived a long life with Christie Brinkley as Dallas and fathered many children and grandchildren with her when he died at the age of 100.

That’s not to say that would ever come true with Jordan, but it’s nice just seeing that was put in the TV Show “Parks and Recreation.”

JORDAN NOT BEING TREATED WELL

I just really hope that Jordan will someday run across “Stranger Things” 3.4 talking about Jordan Lake and that light bulb will go off in her head where she’ll realize, “OMG, everything Rod ever tried to tell me is true.”

I just hope that as Jordan gets older, she’ll take pride in knowing she was remembered in the TV Show “Stranger Things” and “Parks and Recreation.”

People try to get attention with Likes and Follows on Instagram. They get thousands of followers. However, the number of Followers on Instagram and Twitter doesn’t determine your value and self-worth.

I only have 30 Followers, but that is not a reflection of my self-worth. When people realize that I influence TV and Film, it shows that I am prominent well known. That may not be reflected in my Instagram, but what matters is what Subconscious Minds and Planet Earth think about you.

Subconscious Minds and Earth can read your mind and everyone else’s minds. So they know who’s genuine and sincere. They know who’s lying.

Having a lot of Followers on Instagram doesn’t necessarily reflect your personality, integrity, and character as a person. Some of those followers are just bots and not real people.

I just hope that people will treat Jordan better when they realize who she was in the Entertainment Industry.

People can have Follows and Likes on Instagram, but Jordan will still live on “Parks and Recreation” and “Stranger Things” long after all those other people on Instagram are gone and no one ever remembers them.

APEC SUMMIT ON BLAKE ISLAND 11/20 OF 1993

I was talking to my stepdad and he was reminding me about the APEC Summit on Blake Island 11/20 of 1993. That was my first year as a Freshman in college at the University of Washington.

I bet the Subconscious Mind of my stepdad knew I was going to be talking about Jordan in an Instagram post and that her ex was named Blake.

I had said months ago that I don’t know who Blake is, but I felt really bad for him when Jordan told me that his parents forced him to break up with her because they thought they were too young.

Jordan said that the mother Krystal ran into her at the Southlake Mall in Texas and she started crying and ran out the door. It just sounds to me that Blake punished his parents for calling it off with Jordan.

I can relate because I’ve always had a dominant mother. I said one of my biggest regrets was that I was on the phone with Jordan and my mom walked in. My mom didn’t see that I had a headset and didn’t know I was talking on the phone.

Jordan could hear my mom talking and said “Hi, mom.”

I just kept talking to my mom ignoring Jordan not wanting to tip my mom off about Jordan and have to explain who Jordan is.

It’s because I didn’t want to get in that conversation with my mom where if it turned out that she disapproved of Jordan, I didn’t want to hear it or receive that criticism.

To hear that your parent disapproves of someone you talk can really get you down.

That’s why when I asked Jordan why she was acting differently and she said that her mom thought I was overbearing, I sensed that was going to be a problem.

It’s hard when your family doesn’t approve of who you date or who you hang out with. It just puts a damper on things.

Jordan says that she came to the decision on her own about cutting ties with me, but she’s a lot like me. I just feel that her mother had some influence.

I even said it’s hinted in the James Bond film “Skyfall.”

JORDAN’S INFLUENCE IN ENTERTAINMENT

While Jordan’s mother may have been just looking out for Jordan and trying to keep her safe, it still affected Jordan regarding her inheritance.

Although, I said that was staged and already predicted. It was seen through Paris Hilton born 2/17 meaning the name Jordan. Paris is in Dallas and her mother Kathy Hilton is born 3/13 like Jordan.

Paris Hilton was to be married 11/11 of 2018 on Washington Statehood to Chris Zylka. I’m from Washington State. The parents refusing to meet with Chris Zylka and attend the wedding put a huge damper on the relationship and Paris called it off.

Paris Hilton with her Dallas 3/13 tags calling off a Washington Symbol Wedding symbolizes Jordan in Dallas born 3/13 who cut ties with me.

It’s showing how public our “break-up” was. Jordan and I weren’t dating but we had a “business relationship” that was broadcast. Subconscious Minds worldwide were watching us.

WHEN SOMEONE IS UNHAPPY AROUND YOU

Jordan may think I wanted to get back together with her and hang out, but I’ve learned over the years that even if someone makes you happy, you don’t want to be around someone who feels like they’re in a prison.

When someone is unhappy and doesn’t want to spend time with you and can hardly wait to get away from you, that’s not a very healthy relationship.

Although, I would just say that while Jordan may not have liked hanging out with me, I was doing work helping the Planet as a Good Samaritan. It’s where it’s a lonely job.

While people can say they don’t feel like doing this or that because it’s not fun for them, my job was emotionally draining and it would’ve been nice to have someone you could talk to, tell your troubles to, or even just lay your head on their shoulder.

Jordan is born 3/13 like Lois Lane actress Dana Delany as Jordan Shaw.

Imagine if Lois Lane just didn’t feel like being with Superman because he was boring or not fun to be around.

While it may be true Superman was a boring individual, he spent most of his day helping people and saving lives. He was doing a public service and it took a lot out of him emotionally.

It’s nice to have someone like Lois Lane to come home to.

But Superman is who he is. He could never in good conscience keep Lois Lane with him if she was miserable being with him.

It’s painful watching someone you love miserable and where you don’t give them joy when they’re with you in the same way they bring you joy.

If Lois Lane was unhappy, Superman would let her go. Even if it was written in the stars that they were supposed to be together and had an arranged marriage. Superman would let Lois leave and wouldn’t hold her back.

INSTAGRAM “STRANGER THINGS” 3.4 JORDAN LAKE

Screenshot of @strangerthingstv 3.4 at 28 minute mark. #WinonaRyder uncovers the #Electromagnetic Field is around JORDAN Lake. The show is about a real Psychic and a real place.

I met @jordanecraig 9/27 of 2018 before Season 3 7/4 of 2019. If I met #jordanecraig after Season 3 citing Jordan Lake, skeptics would argue I sought out someone named Jordan.

Finale @nbcparksandrec 7.12 aired 2/24 of 2015 before #StrangerThings pointing to the Twin Earthquakes 7/12 of 2019 in WA and CA. I'm ROD from WA now in CA.

CRAIG Middlebrooks meets and marries TYPHOON Montalban played by RODney To. Typhoon is a natural disaster. Earthquake when "Stranger Things" aired 7/4/2019 and 7/12 of 2019 are natural disasters.

BROOK is a RIVER and JORDAN is a RIVER. It says CRAIG MiddleBROOKs (Craig/River Jordan) took over the Parks and Rec Department symbolizing prophecy Jordan did take over my job in the future.

I'm 1980s Generation X Psychic born 5/29 of 1975 whose parent drove a 1983 Green Pinto. Grimshaw vs Ford Motor Company Lawsuit was 5/29 of 1981.

School scenes were filmed at Patrick Henry High School. Patrick Henry was born 5/29.

#ParksAndRecreation Pawnee, Indiana and "Stranger Things" Hawkins, Indiana are the same fictional city.

2002 State Quarter is Indiana. Jordan Craig is born 3/13 in Pisces as a Water Sign. #KristySwanson as "J. Craig" in 2002 film "Silence" as #BuffyTheVampireSlayer had the last name SWANSON for Ron SWANSON in "Parks and Rec." This info validates her because she manifests in "Parks and Recreation" and "Stranger Things." Jordan may serve as mediator settling disputes between world leaders who may try to talk down to Jordan because they don't want a young female half their age telling them what to do. This ties to #NickBostrom and book #SimulationHypothesis by #RizwanVirk about being in a computer simulation.

CHINA's CORONA virus outbreak hitting WA 1st followed by CA and TX is creating urgency. I'm 1/8 CHINESE who drove 1977 Toyota CORONA in WA and now in CA. Jordan is in TEXAS.

When diseases like the #Coronavirus threaten the population, you can't afford to be as picky about solutions.

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Get Ready To Cry Over The Newest Detective Pikachu Trailer

  One of my greatest jobs here at Crunchyroll has been covering the Detective Pikachu trailers and finding the new Pokémon in each one that you may have missed. I've done this three separate times and I haven't stopped loving it, mainly because as we get closer and closer to the actual film's release date, the trailers reassure me over and over that, oh, my, this movie might actually be very good. If you had asked me ten years ago whether or not a live action American movie about Pikachu solving mysteries would be worth watching, I probably would've laughed at you and then kept blabbering about The Dark Knight to anyone that would listen. But now, it's neck and neck with Godzilla: King of the Monsters in the race to be the 2019 movie that I'm most excited for. 

    The latest trailer celebrates Earth Day, something that becomes immediately apparent as the trailer uses Louis Armstrong's "What A Wonderful World." But there also isn't a shot in the thing that portrays the Pokémon world as anything less than a gorgeous place that's filled with the cutest little biological abominations in the universe. So let's run through the ones you may have missed and also some of the ones that you definitely didn't.

  LOOK AT THE CHARMANDERS

      Okay, most importantly, this trailer is Kanto Starter Central. They all get time to shine in here, and the first one that shows up is Charmander, my favorite starter Pokémon. There are two of them here and they are FROLICKING SO HARD. No one has ever frolicked as hard as these two flaming lizards are frolicking and if anything bad happens to them, I will eat the Hollywood sign out of rage. And then no one will be able to make movies anymore because they won't know where to find them. So don't cross me, Warner Bros.

  SQUAD UP, SQUIRTLES

      These two Squirtles are having a delightful time in this pond, and I SWEAR if they don't keep having a great day, I will BE UNPLEASANT TO RYAN REYNOLDS ON TWITTER. You're the ones that made these Pokémon so cute, Warner Bros., and in doing so, you have FORCED MY HAND.

  THIS BULBASAUR HAS STOLEN MY HEART AND I DON'T WANT IT BACK

      How could you do this to me, Legendary Pictures (in association with The Pokémon Company and Warner Bros?) I woke up this morning thinking that my day would be normal but now I'm clutching my laptop and shouting at cars about how important Bulbasaur's happiness is to me. The cops have been called and my wife is staying with her sister for a little while. This is YOUR FAULT.

  Anyway, this trailer also has some other critters that haven't been properly highlighted in my past articles, including this awesome herd of Morelull...

    ....this young Sneasel that is out on the town...

    ....this very helpful Braviary...

    ....and this one-two punch of a few Pancham's hanging out with their big Pangoro Dad and a Treecko that's getting a piggy back ride.

    And while not a Pokémon, another neat detail is in the coffee shop. Behind the Jigglypuff, there's a poster that advertises a rumble between a Machamp and a Primeape. This means that even in a world where most political and social decisions are based around who wins a fight between laser monsters, we still bizarrely have combat sports. 

    This is all super cool, because most of these aren't really Pokémon household names. It would've been easy to just insert the classic 150 and not even acknowledge that there have been six complete generations of new monsters since then. But Detective Pikachu isn't a nostalgia act meant to reassure those that dropped off the Pokémon fandom in 1999 that they're still the most important fans out there. This is a Pokémon film that embraces all twenty plus years of this franchise's history. And I couldn't be happier about that.

  Finally, we have this shot of the crying lead character being reassured by Pikachu. And honestly, it may as well be a reflection of everyone watching the trailer right now. 

    This film is gonna make us cry about Pokémon, isn't it? Oh, jeez. It is. And not just "Aww, these characters are relatable and this film was suitably pleasant," tears but "Bye Bye Butterfree" tears. Remember that episode of the anime, where Ash Ketchum released his Butterfree so that it could be with the other Butterfree? That kind of "I'm gonna cover my face with my hoodie so that no one can see how much I'm sobbing" tears. 

    I haven't had one of those in a few years. The last time I cried about Pokémon, I was living in Brooklyn and watching the Sun and Moon anime and having a vodka cranberry, as one does. Then they got to the part of the ending theme where Ash swings Pikachu around and the lyrics talk about how glad he is to have met his best friend. And then I looked at my dog Elmer and just bawled. You're my little Pikachu, buddy, and I forgive you for ripping apart the new loofah I bought yesterday.

    So if you cried over this trailer or if you're an adult that's wondering if it's gonna be safe to cry during this movie, you're totally cool. Detective Pikachu premieres on May 10, so I don't know how many more new trailers we're gonna get. But you can bet that if we get another, it'll be covered here at Crunchyroll.

  What Pokémon were you most happy to see in the trailer? Are you gonna see Detective Pikachu? Let us know in the comments!

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          By: news+feed@crunchyroll.com

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Answer them all

Oh man... here goes nothing. 

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? William.

2. Are you outgoing or shy? Wicked shy at first. then wicked outgoing

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? Brandon Wayne. only 327 more days. 

4. Are you easy to get along with? I would say so. 

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Kaitlyn or Brandon. But they'd be right there with me. 

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? to be honest, assholes. 

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Most likely. 

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Brandon Wayne, as always. 

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Depends on who its with.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Brandon Wayne or Kaitlyn. 

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “no not yet”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Gods Country, One Man Band, Not Like Us, Feeling Whitney, I hope

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? yasssssss

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Absolutely. 

15. What good thing happened this summer? Nothing

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yeah.

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Haven’t really thought about it. 

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Accasionaly. Not as much as i’d like 

19. Do you like bubble baths? Yeah but i like bath bombs more.

20. Do you like your neighbors? Don’t know them

21. What are you bad habits? i keep going back to him. 

22. Where would you like to travel? Italy. and New Orleans so i can see Brandon again. 

23. Do you have trust issues? 10000000% thanks to Brandon.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Sleep

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? All of it. 

26. What do you do when you wake up? Pee

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Darker

28. Who are you most comfortable around? Caitlin

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yup. and it kills me.

30. Do you ever want to get married? Yeah. 

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? Yeah

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Kasey Kahne and Ryan Reynolds

33. Spell your name with your chin. kwsasjcd

34. Do you play sports? What sports? I played softball, soccer, basketball, jump rope, gymnastics 

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yeah

37. What do you say during awkward silences? nothing

38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Brandon Wayne. Everything about him.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? None online only

40. What do you want to do after high school? i’ve been out for almost 6 years, but i wanted to be a substance abuse councelor 

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Almost everyone. 

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I’m Depressed, or pissed off. 

43. Do you smile at strangers? Most of the time

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Bottom of the ocean

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? LOL the fact that i need a job

46. What are you paranoid about? Not being good enough for him. 

47. Have you ever been high? no

48. Have you ever been drunk? Yes, many times.

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?Yeah

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black

51. Ever wished you were someone else? ALWAYS

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? My looks 100%

53. Favourite makeup brand? Morphe

54. Favourite store? Glitzy Girls

55. Favourite blog? Way to many to pick from

56. Favourite colour? Teal

57. Favourite food? Burritos and buffalo wings

58. Last thing you ate? Lo Mein

59. First thing you ate this morning? Soup for lunch

60. Ever won a competition? For what? Fishing derby, biggest fish. 17 3/4 inch rainbow trout

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? nope

62. Been arrested? For what? nope

63. Ever been in love? Yes and i miss him

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? Well i was a sophomore, he was a senior. we had a summer fling. and we met at the rec center playground one day and just made out the whole time.

65. Are you hungry right now? no

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Don’t really have tumblr friends. 

67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook. 

68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now? Schitts Creek

70. Names of your bestfriends? Kaitlyn, Brandon

71. Craving something? What? His lips. 

72. What colour are your towels? All Different colors.

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? none.

75. Favourite animal? Giraffe, Cows and Pigs

76. What colour is your underwear? Blue

77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Coffee

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Purple

80. What colour pants? Not wearing any

81. Favourite tv show? Blue Bloods, greys, The office

82. Favourite movie? The Ringer, Dear John and the Best of me

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls.

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean Girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Regina 

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Dory

87. First person you talked to today? Liz Bill

88. Last person you talked to today? William

89. Name a person you hate? Brandon Wayne

90. Name a person you love? Brandon Wayne

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Brandon Wayne

92. In a fight with someone? Brandon Wayne. and yes everything about him loll

93. How many sweatpants do you have? 0

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 3

95. Last movie you watched? The Best of Me

96. Favourite actress? Rebel Wilson

97. Favorite Actor? Vince Vaughn

98. Do you tan a lot? not at all

99. Have any pets? 1 dog and 4 cats

100. How are you feeling? Terrible

101. Do you type fast? I Would say so

102. Do you regret anything from your past? Yeah. Revolving my world around him

103. Can you spell well? noooooooooooooo

104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Brandon Wayne

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yes, my fav.

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? I don't think so. 

107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yeah

108. What should you be doing? Sleeping. 

109. Is something irritating you right now? Yeah. I bet you can guess who.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yup. Again, Brandon Wayne. 

111. Do you have trust issues? Hell yeah. 

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Well i see him at work everyday soon no 

113. What was your childhood nickname? Lil Jess

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yeah. 

115. Do you play the Wii? I did years ago. 

116. Are you listening to music right now? no. 

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Sorta. 

118. Do you like Chinese food? Yes

119. Favourite book? I hate reading. 

120. Are you afraid of the dark? Hell Yeah

121. Are you mean? Some people say so

122. Is cheating ever okay? Well in my case, My boyfriend won't let me leave him. so honestly, he deserves it. but i haven't cheated on him. 

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? nope

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yeah.

125. Do you believe in true love? 100%

126. Are you currently bored? Yeah. 

127. What makes you happy? Brandon. 

128. Would you change your name? No

129. What your zodiac sign? Taurus. 

130. Do you like subway? Nope

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Well i’d hope so. 

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Kaitlyn

133. Favourite lyrics right now? Goodbye, my almost loverGoodbye, my hopeless dreamI'm trying not to think about youCan't you just let me be?So long, my luckless romanceMy back is turned on youShould've known you'd bring me heartacheAlmost lovers always do

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? Wayyyyyy to many to think of just one. 

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed

137. How tall are you? 5′9

138. Curly or Straight hair? Straight

139. Brunette or Blonde? Blonde

140. Summer or Winter? Winter