#everybody say

[mikatsuobushi]

[some-anonymity-preferred]

An OFMD Ficlet(ish)

Now on AO3 as Front of House, Back of House

Scene: Jeff’s Inn by the Sea. Ed and Stede are catching up with (a) crew member(s). [Could be anyone, choose your own and imagine their reaction so as to maximize your enjoyment.]

Ed: Babe, tell them about the time that fancy fuck said made fun of my lavalava, and you bent him over the counter at knifepoint and used your captain voice on him until he apologized?

[Ed shifts in his seat and adjusts the drape of the lavalava he is currently wearing.]

Stede: It only happened because you were so brave, kitten. You were working front of house to try it out even after you did so well telling me how worried you were that you’d snap at rude customers. As if you would.

[Stede goes from making heart eyes at Ed to glowing with righteous indignation. Ed makes heart eyes through the entire speech, and adjusts his lavalava again toward the end.]

Ed: We’ll, you stepped in before it got that bad …

Stede [incredulous]: Before it got that bad! Sweetheart! What that man said was unpardonable. [turns to crew member, matter of fact] Anyway, that’s why I work front of house—

Ed: And I work back of house. If we’re talking about actually working with guests, that is. After hours we like to switch it up.

[Ed and Stede reprise the front of house/back of house riff, right in front of the poor crew member’s salad.]

Inspired by discussion on my favorite fan Discord of Pirate Daddy’s SM Holiday Special. Happy holidays, kids. Never say I never got ya nothing.

[unpersoniverse]

has anyone done this yet

[steelsartcorner]

nobody took my pen away so the hades-crossover-fever continues. i’m ill

others: the dark urge (OC); minthara (bg3), karlach (bg3), shadowheart (bg3), gale (bg3), halsin (bg3), lae'zel (bg3), astarion (bg3), kotallo (horizon)

[aleisters]

[namespara]

Him, actually ♥

[egophiliac]

2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

[sidewindes]

Chappell Roan performing at ACL Festival by Ashley Osborn.

[stageturn]

(slides u a jon) got time for a draw this in your style?

use #stageturnDTIYS to participate :D

HAVE FUN!!!!! (closeups under the cut :3)

and here's the actual doodle of s1 Jon

[proxycrit]

LINKTOBER DAY 20: ZORA WELLSPRING

Sidon plays packhorse. Link and Zelda play with electricity and water. Everybody leaves happy except for the fried aerocuda.

(Something’s in the water temple.)

This is a self indulgent totk au called Familiar Familiar where link and zelda travel through upheaval hyrule! Masterpost can be found here:

Patreon here too, if you wanna feed me a slice of bread like a duck

[femmefruit]

thinking about having somebody guide my hand down between my legs and assuming they want me to finger myself, only to have them slip two fingers in right next to my own. turning to meet their gaze in shock while they coo something about helping me make myself feel good. the idea of being full in this way making my brain fuzzy, each thrust wiping my mind blank until i can’t string together a complete thought. flushing in embarrassment when i can feel the way my pussy sucks in both of our fingers. the low moan that makes its way out of me when i get to feel the way i squeeze down when i cum, impossibly tight over the three? four? fingers working in and out of me. my fucked out babbling picking up speed as they push my fingers deeper, coaxing me into fucking myself through the orgasm just as they normally would. trying to wiggle away but there’s nowhere to go when they’re holding me still and fucking me open with my own hand.

[morganbritton132]

AU where Tim, age nine, walked three miles to his neighbor’s house, held up his bleeding hand to Alfred, and asked if he could please have a bandaid. He got stitches instead, and a hug from Dick, who squeezed him tight and asked, “Can we keep him?”

And then Tim never went home again.

He learns gymnastics with Dick and reads in the library with Jason. He shows Alfred how to reset the wifi and rambles on to Bruce about his latest obsession (shipwrecks), and he never sees his parents again.

Behind the scenes, there was a kid left alone in a mansion while a whole international incident played out. It included a kidnapping, a ransom, a failed hostage negotiation, and two dead parents never coming home.

It pokes at a wound in Bruce when he is told about the Drakes and he has always been productive in tragedy. He knows how to shove the hurt away and build something strong on top of it.

The adoption was seamless. The sell of the Drake Estate was effortless. The trust for Tim. The memorial. The scholarships in Jack and Janet’s names. Bruce does it all methodical and singleminded.

And somewhere. Somehow. They forget to tell Tim.

Sometimes he misses his mom and dad. He misses his old room and being alone in a big house, but months turn to years and he likes it here. He really does. He has brothers here and Alfred, and they say they’re his family. He likes that.

They said they wanted to keep him, so they kept him. Kept him forever.

Then Damian is there.

Tim comes home and there’s a new boy, about the age he was when they got him. Tim asks in a whisper, “Did they take you too?”

[fence-time]

Phasmobros moment

[yelenaslightchangeofplan]

the vibe they're each bringing to the function

[operakings]

andreil commission for a friend

[picatchu]

draw my life