#everybody loves shiro

[autisticlancemcclain]

part one

part two

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“Ugh,” Keith says.

“Ugh,” Lance agrees.

Keith looks up slowly from where he was glowering at his plate of appetizers, staring at Lance for several minutes with eyes squinted in suspicion.

“What the fresh fuck are you talking about.”

Lance wrinkles his nose at him. “What?”

“You love these things,” Keith says, like the Blue Paladin is a particularly slow toddler. “You’re usually – prancing around, making a fool of yourself in front of pretty people. Every time one of these dumbass celebration missions ends you complain. The fuck you mean, ‘ugh’?”

“I mean ugh,” Lance repeats, emphasizing the word. “Sometimes I simply do not feel the party vibe, Keith. You ever think about that? No. Because you never think about anything. Because the only thing in your skull is a hamster wheel covered in cobwebs. So there.”

Keith lets that hang between them for a moment.

“You’re just mad you got called ugly earlier, huh.”

“It was so rude!” Lance explodes, obviously waiting for Keith to bring it up. “Like, who says that? What kind of trained diplomat refers to a random stranger as ��the homely one’? Why the fuck would you say that? And it’s not even true! I’m a legit snack! I have been propositioned, you know! More than once! It’s actually quite frequent!” He throws his hand up, noise of frustration coming from deep in his throat. He opens and closes his mouth a few times, but no actual sentences come out, just different variations of ‘ugh!’ and ‘how dare!’ and ‘the nerve!’.

Because he is a stellar person, Keith does not laugh, instead biting his tongue as hard as he physically can without biting it clean off. Everytime Lance’s sputtering dies off only to kick back up when he thinks of his transgression again it gets harder.

Contrary to what everyone seems to think, Keith likes Lance. They’re friends. They hang out, they talk shit about other people, they do friend things. That’s why they’re both sitting here, at the edge of some grandiose ballroom on a planet whose name Keith has forgotten because they’ve only been here one day, leaning against each other and picking food off the same plate. (Well, Keith’s plate. He’s being gracious and letting Lance have some because Lance has taken enough massive Ls today, and Hunk is busy, so if Lance gets hangry Keith can’t just pass him off on somebody, so. Better to keep him fed, or whatever.)

“We should go – do something,” Lance mutters, picking apart what appears to be a cookie. Maybe. Alien shit is weird. “Make faces behind Shiro’s back. Convince Coran to get wine drunk.”

“We did that already,” Keith dismisses. “Last time, remember? We can’t do it too many times or we’re gonna have to be supervised again. We just managed to convince Shiro to ease up on the trackers.”

Lance sinks further into his chair. “Ugh,” he says again, with true feeling.

Keith begins to feel bad. Lance doesn’t look genuinely upset, he doesn’t think – he knows what a genuinely upset Lance looks like and it’s fucking heartbreaking; it’s the kind of shit that could stop wars – but Keith is a little bit worried that he is bothered, in some way. It can’t feel good to get called ugly in front of everybody. It was funny. And Keith laughed a little. But, still.

Keith nudges their shoulders together. “You wanna go dance?”

Lance freezes. He turns his head slowly to face Keith, like if he moves too fast Keith is going to change his mind. His brown doe eyes are wide and hopeful and over the top, honestly. God. No one asked for that.

“Really?”

“No. I’m taking back my offer. You’re being weird about it.”

“Nope! Nuh-uh! No takebacksies! We’re dancing!” Lance whoops, shoving back his chair and scrambling to his feet. He wraps his fingers tightly around Keith’s wrist, grinning so wide his face is about to split.

“You are holding me hostage,” Keith complains, smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. He gets up at Lance’s urging, popping the last of the weirdo alien cookie in his mouth and wiping his hand on his suit pants. “Let’s go, Homely One.”

If looks could kill, Keith’s intestines would be painting the floor. The look Lance gives him is lethal. It’s made worse when Keith laughs, because that was funny as hell and he refuses to pretend otherwise. He pulls Lance away, though, before he can reach for the butterknife that’s closeby and stab Keith in the eye, clasping their hands together and weaving them through the crowd of dancers and partygoers. Pretty soon the excitement catches up to Lance, because after a minute he’s the one dragging them around, having apparently picked a perfect spot on the ornate marble dancefloor for them to situate themselves. It is, of course, right smack in the middle, surrounded by people on all sides, right under the massive and delicate crystal chandelier that Keith and Hunk spent forty minutes mocking when they first got here.

“You’re extra as all fuck,” Keith informs him, dutifully putting his hand on Lance’s waist as instructed.

“I will have my Sam Montgomery moment or so help me God,” Lance responds. Keith notices he’s closer than he needs to be and immediately orders himself to un-notice that. He can see flecks of amber in Lance’s dark eyes. It’s so actually horrible. He focuses on Lance’s nose, instead, hoping for reprieve, but of course there is where all his freckles are. An attempt to focus on Lance’s mouth is a disaster waiting to happen, so he looks deliberately at Lance’s bigass forehead to distract himself. It kind of works.

The forehead that he is so intensely focused on wrinkles, and Keith says, “What,” and Lance says, “Aw, Keith, gross,” and then before Keith can stop anything Lance is untangling their hands, licking his thumb, and wiping something at the corner of his mouth.

Keith freezes.

He processes.

He gags.

All in that order.

“Lance!” he cries, swiping his own hands at his mouth. “Gross!”

“What’s gross is you walking around with crusty icing on the corner of your mouth, heathen,” Lance says, eyebrow arched and chin tilted defiantly.

Keith makes a strangled noise in the back of his throat. His face matches his armour. He prays that the universe crack open the ground to swallow him whole. He can’t – gah. No one has done that to him since Shiro’s mother would come to visit and take them to get ice cream. When he was eleven.

“Are you a ninety year old grandmother,” he hisses, swiping the corner of his mouth one last time. He thinks his face may actually be glowing.

“Are you a two year old who can’t keep his food in his mouth?” Lance counters. He looks entirely unbothered and Keith wants to strangle him. Who does that. Who, honestly.

“That is not how I wanted your spit near my mouth,” Keith mutters, and immediately wants to open his bayard between his eyes.

Lance stops. A twirling trio of people bumps into him. He does not move. Slowly, his face begins to burn, starting from the sharp jut of his cheekbones and quickly spreading everywhere else. He opens his mouth, then closes it, then narrows his eyes in determination and opens it again.

“Nope,” Keith says before he can say anything. There is no recovery from this. There is only tactical retreat. “I have to – I left my excuse on the castle. I’m gonna go grab it.”

As quickly as he can manage he lets go of Lance’s hand and his waist, gracefully ducking around a dancing couple and high-tailing the hell out of the room. He averts his eyes when he walks by Shiro, praying he doesn’t get stopped, and walks straight out the door. Lance’s calls of his name quickly become faint as he sprints down the hallway.

He can’t believe — God, he said that. Out loud. To Lance’s face. After Lance fucking — licked his thumb and wiped Keith’s face. Like the fussy mother he is.

And Keith is still attracted to him.

He stops in the middle of the hallway, head cradled in his hands, skin hot to the touch.

Fuck, he has a complex.

[lildudie18]

🐞 who let bro cook 🙏🐞

🐞 I love how I joined the naruto and voltron trains 7 years after everybody has already moved on! love that! love that for me man 🐞

🐞 I also love how I JUST started Arcane five days ago and totally finished s2 TOTALLY 🐞

🐞 I also also love how shiro looks very shiro like but jayce looks like shit bc the artistic masterpiece that is arcane is so fucking hard to replicate 🐞

🐞 they don't call me bc I'm late everytime 💯⁉️🐞

🐞 nonetheless all three are amazing shows I'm sure watching Arcane in 2021 would've been worse for me personally and I wish I watched voltron sooner bc I feel like I'm too old to enjoy smth of that sort like the show is sooo 2016 bc it was made then LOOK IDK BUT I FINISHED IT AND I JUS LIKE SHIRO OKAY IDK I went through 17 midlife crisises everytime he died/disappeared it's so hard having the pstd character are you fav AND NOW I HEAR that mfs on tiktok have mixed opinions on jayce ⁉️⁉️ dawg why am I like this at picking favs 🐞

🐞 NEVER LET BRO COOK OMG MY DOODLES ARE SO CRIGNE 🙏🙏🐞

🐞 this was me LESS THAN A WEEK AGO and now I drew this Idk yall 🐞

🐞 I'm soooo overstimulated by this much shows in such a short time span I'm really enjoying myself really man it's sooo nice 🐞

[quantifiableme]

I love “Everybody knows”, but for Klance specifically I love “no body knows”

Like Keith is an autistic shut-in who thinks everybody hates him, so not even Shiro really knows what “Keith with a crush” looks like. He’s also secretly a huge romantic, so he always wants to do these big sweeping gestures but gets super embarrassed, like, immediately into doing it

Keith: *searches the entire beach for a rock that reminds him of Lance’s eyes because he read it in a book once*

Keith: *hands Lance the rock*

Lance: “What is thi-”

Also Keith: *immediately throws the rock into the ocean*

And then everyone just stares at him like he’s a dick, and Shiro has to remind him to try and get along with Lance.

[marreddream]

Tokyo Afterschool Summoners - HOUSAMOTOBER 2024

a daily creative challenge for October, with Housamo prompts! 31 days of prompts, 7 days, 1 day, or anything in between; any and all participation is welcomed and encouraged!

feel free to use/pull from last year's HOUSAMOTOBER prompts if you'd like, or even from another list entirely

drawing, writing, photo editing, GIF making, commentating; anything goes! use the tag #housamotober (spelled HOUSAMO + TOBER) looking forward to everybody's works!

Explanation of prompts under the cut.

31 DAYS VER. 1-11. Housamo Attributes Something with a character, vanilla or variant, with the corresponding attribute. Why not take a look at your Support Member List for inspiration? Of course, a piece inspired by the concept of the word itself is cool, too.

12-20. Housamo Weapon Types Something with a character, vanilla or variant, with the corresponding weapon type. Of course, a piece inspired by the concept of the word itself is cool, too.

21-24. Seasons Winter Wonderland, Spring Cherry Blossoms, Summer Swimsuits, Autumn Woods; something with a character and corresponding season.

25. Dream Event What type of Event would you most want to happen? And with what characters? The type of event you'd shell out all of your gems and tickets to pull on the gacha for. If nothing comes to mind, something inspired by the Ueno Fluffy Dream Kingdom event, Melty Dream with [X], or anything with the word "dream" in it is cool, too.

26. Role Swap What if Shiro Motoori had Kengo Takabushi's Belt of Power? What if Kengo Takabushi had Shiro Motoori's Necronomicon? You can interpret this prompt as an backstory swap, outfit swap, anyway you'd like.

27. Fairytale Stories of princess, witches, knights! Folklore of fae and more! Something with a character and a concept from a fairytale.

28. Monster Zombies, vampires, werewolves, ghosts! Too many to count, so many to choose from. Something with a character and a monster motif.

29. Candy Chocolate, taffy, lollipops, and hard candy! Too many to count, so many to choose from. Something with a character and a candy motif.

30. Mob Unit Show the mobs some love! Something with a 1-2 star character.

31. Halloween Free Space Happy Halloween! Anything goes here!

7 DAYS VER. 1-5. Beast Werewolves, werecats, werewhatevers! Something beast related. Could honestly just be any Therian character.

6-10. Undead Zombies, ghosts, vampires, skeletons; something related to being brought back from the dead. Or something with any character that has "died" in the story alive again, lol.

11-15. Slasher Michael Myers™, Ghostface™, Chucky™, M3GAN™; something related to the iconic slasher trope. You could even turn a character into their own original slasher!

16-20. Sports Baseball, Basketball, Cheerleading, Hockey; something related to the concept of sports! I thought sport Halloween costumes were more popular than they actually were, but upon further research, does not appear to be the case. But I've already made the list, so sports it is.

21-25. Outfit Swap A character wearing another character's outfit. Outfit Swap and Role Swap are basically interchangeable, so feel free to get creative!

36-30. Candy Chocolate, taffy, lollipops, and hard candy! Too many to count, so many to choose from. Something with a character and a candy motif.

31. Halloween Free Space Happy Halloween! Anything goes here!

[raddestrose]

I’m back yall, lets close out season six

AHHHHHH

spirit world stuff

I knew something was off but i didn’t think THAT

so bros bees gone THE ENTIRE SHOW

like FOUR OR FIVE SEASONS DAFUQ

HES BEEN DEAD THE ENIRE SHOW

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT

well, hell you got all those doubles you may as well just re-download him onto one of themm 

Things aren’t even looking good at the castle

So uh the real Shiro is like suuuuuper dead

OH LETS GO THEYVE GOT A PLAN

i’m actually going to beat the ever loving Christ out of Lotor 

I don’t know what Voltron character I am like, but I truly hope that one say I can be like Coran

a true icon

NAHHHHH

You guys are no longer on the same side

you guys are most definitely enemies now

Lotor, dude kissing at her feet is NOT going to make her take you back

She will not go back to you bro and you are NOT taking this breakup well

Also, totally unrelated

WHAT THE HECK IS ROMELLE’S HAIRSTYLE??

I got a good look at it and it’s like a braid crown that turns into two pigtails?

so Lotor to you don’t seem that peaceful and you just said you were gonna wipe out your entire race along with the three girls who’ve been there for you like every moment

😦 I had to cut out an entire part because I accidentally did talk to text and it was just a string of different obscenities 

WHAT THEN HECK HE MADE AN EVIL VOLTRON

So Lotor’s eyes are looking a little crazy, has he seen a doctor cause he really needs to see a doctor maybe like a mental health professional

Poor Keith, ah poor Keith you got this man you got this I believe in you man you can do this 

I think what he needs is like a good hug and maybe a beach day episode but he definitely needs a hug

YOU GOT THIS MAN YOU GOT THIS

HE GOT THE WINGS YOU GUYS

is this how parents feel when you’re proud because if it is then this is really sad for me because all I’m doing is watching a TV show but it’s one good TV show. Oh hell yeah Keith you got this. 

AH YEAH YOU GUYS FORM VOLTRON YEAHHHHH

Defender of All Universes

yeah you guys are

oh my God this fight is so hype

Oh, let’s go

Their fights are always good with this one is legit awesome

And like seeing how well they work together now compared to how they did in the earlier seasons,

it’s amazing to see how far the characters have come as a team

It’s good that we can see how they’ve developed with their characters relationships along with how they fight

OK THAT IS SO NOT FAIR

That’s like totally cheating

Ok, he’s got to rake a dang chill pill or something like take a deep breath I’m so for real

how is this toad still alive? He should be dead 100 times over

OH LETS GOOOO

We got Voltron on steroids

OH you tell him guys you tell him

Oh shoot Lotor is gonna lose it for real now

It’s not that she fears using it, she just knows when it stop something you should probably learn.

OH MY GOSH, is she going to kung fu panda three him?

It’s ok Allura bad people can teach you how to do good things and it doesn’t make those things you learned bad it just means that you’ve learned something

oh my gosh he messed up universe like real bad

A supermassive black hole you say?

I apologize

oh dang, they gotta destroy the castle ship

Oh, this is so sad I never realized how beautiful the castle looked. 

KALTANECKER

Don’t make me get all upset over a castle ship

because I will

Oh and what a stunning exit it has

It turned the entire castle into a singular diamond?

that’s crazy actually

Oh shoot, is she gonna like transfer his soul or something that’s crazy work

Is that way Shiro’s hair turns fully white? I honestly didn’t remember anything past like the first few episodes of this season.

WELL SHIRO’S BACK EVERYBODY LETS GOOOOO

oh shoot, are they going back to earth oh, let’s go!!!!!

[neapocream]

Shiro: You like going to the dentist?

MC: I love going to the dentist! A man/woman in white hovering over me while I’m trapped helpless in a chair…

Shiro: …

MC: He/she cleans me, flosses me, his/her instruments alive in my mouth…

Kengo: …

Ryota: …

Toji: …

MC: And just when I thought I can’t take anymore they say “good boy/girl MC you can spit now”.

Everybody else that are nearby: ….

[scattered-winter]

choose violence 3 7 and 19 for 911 and 12 and 23 for voltron 🥰

3: screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

oh my GOD ok hang on i remember having a hate session with leo in dms about this one it was a DOOZY.

i DISTINCTLY remember complaining to leo last year about this one because like?????????? in a relationship wouldn't both people need to choose and be chosen????????????? doesn't everyone need to feel loved and chosen by the people they love??? like idk the way the fandom tends to turn buck into a big wet eyed baby who has never known love once in his life really drives me nuts. but the really funny thing is that the episode with the grave scene (in which buck says "i feel like [natalia] really sees me" and eddie gives him a look that much of the fandom has interpreted as heartbreak) came out a few months after this take was being passed around, and everybody IMMEDIATELY flipped and was like "wait no......eddie needs to be chosen and buck needs to choose....." like lmfao you guys are almost there. keep thinking i'm sure you'll get there in another few months. anyway i still look back on this and chuckle sometimes because it is truly beyond parody

7: what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

buck unfortunately. see above statement about how fandom tends to turn him into a big wet eyed baby who has never known love once in his life.

19: you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

im kind of mad that buddie actually slams like the fandom is so annoying sometimes that i really want to hate the ship but then the 4x14 shooting scene happens and i just. i just cant hate it. why does it go so hard.

12: the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

CORAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TALK ABOUT HIM HE'S LITERALLY EVERYTHIGN TO ME. HE'S A GENOCIDE SURVIVOR AND HE CARRIES SO MUCH GRIEF AND LOSS WITH HIM AND IF ANYTHIGN HE HAS JUST AS MUCH PRESSURE AS SHIRO DOES TO BE THE "ADULT" IN THE GROUP BUT HE TRIES TO MAKE IT LIGHTHEARTED FOR THE KIDS. HE HAS SUCH KIND EYES CAN ANYONE HEAR MEEEEEEEEEE

23: ship you've unwillingly come around to

......keith/lotor. i think it'd be funny

choose violence ask game !!

[littleshysheep-at-da]

i had an au idea.

so you know the whole time dilation thing between earth and siassw world? what if that was there to an extreme extent with siassw world and wherever they were in the epilogue (presumably hell?)

so shiraori finishes the Hell Training. does duties out of terror for a bit. then D lets her loose as a distraction so D can play dolls live among humans on earth again for a bit.

so shiro heads back, and despite feeling like an eternity, it's been like 3 months.

she gets to meet sariel, probably with gulie looking after the weakening ariel as a family. the puppets get new bodies maybe.

vampy's retired to the north. shiro visits maybe.

she finds wrath and ronandt training in conjuring, as the last two with memories of reigar, the great swordking.

YOU GET THE IDEA!!!!!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA You've given me an excuse to FINALLY Post my "Post Ending Canon Compliant AU" that is basically what i Personally believe to be Canon and you can not change my mind.

Basically I partially agree with you but with some very different details. I don't really think Kyouya would super want to hang out with Rondant (I feel like Shun and Hyrince are Rondant focus/unwilling victims) and I don't think Sohpia would willing leave everyone without fanfare. BTW I had to open my Computer to Post this instead of from Mobile because it was too long. Also HEADS UP Spoilers for the entire Series. Sorry for any confusing structured Text this is from my Notes Doc where i just had to get my thoughts out.

Edited after seeing your Tags again: basically I REALLY love Hurt/Comfort and KumoDesu is PERFECT for it because the Series has so much Hurt I get to Write all the Comfort! Also I think Ariel should have a longer life Span, Shiro will still outlive everybody but come on let her have this.

START HEADCANON TEEEEXT

-After Volume 16: (sort of Canon Complaint AU or just Ideas for a Canon Complaint Continuation) (This is Canon in my Head Basically)

So this is actually prime for all my Ships to work out??? I don’t know if after the fight they all get teleported to the same place and get to make plans before going their separate ways (OT3 getting to talk stuff out like they wanted here? So Kyouya’s not as depressed when he goes on his way? Katia and Shun both force him to keep in contact because they’re worried about him and he’s just so floored they still care about him even after everything. He sort of goes off the radar for a while to clear his thoughts but promises to visit once he’s had some time. Also Ariel settles some Political stuff with Hyrince, Dustin, Rondant, and Balto so she can leave Human-Demon relations in their hands). I like to think everyone that is stated to “disappear” after the Story lives in Sophia’s Castle (though Hugo and Felmina do more work underground for the Demon-Human peace stuff and don’t live at the castle all the time). Like they all originally lived separately but we're close enough in proximity to visit a lot and then just ended up living together. Sophia is out causing chaos and ruling with Mera, Wald, sometimes Felmina, sometimes The White army, and Puppet Taratects. But everyone else is living their slow peaceful life.

I like to think the Castle is in the Mystic Mountains (Sophia convinces Ariel and Kyouya to live in her castle because it’s not like she missed them or anything! It’s not like she picked this location because she knew they would both be nearby!!! Part of her reasoning was just because a Vampire's Castle just had to be on a Mountain). Ariel had gone with Sariel and Gulie. Though Sariel ends up having a peaceful death but for some reason (Shiro’s interference because she refuses to let Ariel die without at LEAST seeing her again and D taught her how to extend Ariel’s life at a price of doing more stuff for D of course) Ariel doesn't die after the time they thought she’d live to. Gulie and Ariel travel around and one of the places they stayed ended up being on the Mountains with the dragons so that’s how they joined (she’s not dying and had her time with Sariel so ends up deciding staying close to the others is a good idea), it’s not like Sophia was keeping track of Ariel and particularly planed this or anything!!! She did. I think Kyouya had gone back to the Mountains to live in the remains of the Goblin Village he grew up in so runs into them (at first they’re just neighbors but after a while it’s like we’re so close just move in) and is forced to join but it’s good for him (he also gets some Goblins to be part of the Castle area because there were some Goblins Villages close by that are sort of within radius, so the house is made up of Goblins and Dragons all on the Mystic Mountains). I would think after Kyouya has stayed with Sophia and Ariel for a bit he feels confident enough to face Shun and Katia (he misses them a lot and they have a big heart to heart then decide to keep in regular contact). I also like to think they keep in contact with the others and Fei and the other Dragons are responsible for transport to and from (so Fei and Sophia become friends).

I’m still on my OT3 nonsense (again you can’t even pry this Ship from my cold dead hands) and I like to think eventually Shun and Katia get publicly Married but Kyouya is sort of their Secret Lover that they go visit for vacation and whenever they can to get away from work (the rings they get are a set of three and after the stressful very formal public wedding the three of them have sort of their own more private ceremony). Kyouya gets to live his peaceful life as a farmer (also helping Shun and Katia where ever he can plus Ariel) and occasionally sees Kunihiko and Asuka when he goes with Mera to sell vegetables (which is awkward at first but then they become something like begrudging friends). Yuri and Sue cause chaos about this but Sue can’t do much and Yuri gets more focused on her Religion (dragging Shinbou along). Hyrince cleans up after Gulie and sort of takes up leading the Humans and he and Balto work out peace with the Human-Demon Relationships (Rondant plays a big part helping as a reputable Human Kingdom Figure and Hugo is dragged along in this a lot but does more on the underground management with Felmina). Shun helps Leston by handling all the Paperwork mostly (he’s finally become a Salaryman) and Katia helps with a lot of Politics. Miss Oka also deals mostly on the Political Front but does also get her peaceful life after setting things up. Miss Oka stays in touch with Shun and Co, occasionally visits Sophia’s Castle, and keeps tabs on all the Reincarnations.

I like to think they manage to keep Ariel alive. White intervenes in Godly ways to keep Ariel alive. So eventually I like to think White manages to get away from D and Teleports to Sophia’s Castle and reunites with her Crew (frazzled maid teleports to the middle of the foyer hallway scaring everyone before they all get to hug it out). She visits whenever she can (if she finishes all her work Maido lets her and D can not complain because D didn’t finish her own work and Maido is going to rip her a new one).

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Please picture me panting with feral and insane energy as if I have given this as an epic presentation without taking a breath lolol. This is at this point what i believe to be Canon to the point that the fact that it isn't doesn't exist to me, I've gone full delulu. Join me (also join my Ships). Seriously more people need to Ship Shun x Katia x Kyouya because once you see it you can't unsee it. And there is not enough Shiro x Ariel Content which is straight up criminal actually.

The "D totally has methods to keep Ariel alive and would make Shiro work for them" comes from me joking with my Sister "(My Sister’s joke) D: 'I know you want to save your dying wife Ariel, sooo I’ve Game-ified it for my amusement! It’s a Gacha lolol.' Shiro: *Pulling out her wallet* 'fuck you D.'" because like okay I know she was a sickly child and through living very long her soul is at capacity but like Shiro is a GOD she can fix that. But I don't think Sariel could really extend her life any more because of how worn down her soul probably is.

Okay I think this is Formatted correct enough (checked over once for Grammar and Details) Please enjoy!!! If Tumblr breaks anything because of the length I'm Sorry. Also if I Edit this a TON as I remember more Details I forgot to Write down I’m not sorry lol.

Thanks for finally giving an excuse to Post this!!! I was considering just Posting it without any Prompting but y'know. I'm both terribly Self Conscious (especially about Opinions and Headcanons) but also trying to have more "FUCK IT" Attitude so I'm aware I probably read like I'm Fishing For Compliments and Super Annoying but I try to keep that to a minimum... BUT ONWARD AND UPWARDS.

[cherryballistic]

Alright, let's do this one more time.

Qué onda, my name is Valeria Contreras de la Cruz. I'm 20 years old and I'm from Mexico City, born and bred, de México pa'l mundo!!! I was bitten by a radioactive spider one Friday night while I was partying out with my friends. From that day on, I've been the one and only Spider Woman (or La Maravillosa Mujer Araña for locals!!!).

I have two great and very loving parents, my loyal and furry cat friend Shiro and I'm an only child. I'm currently studying to be a Vet at the most prestigious public university in the country, UNAM. It's hard to get by sometimes, so I picked up a gig at my local OXXO. It's great because I get special prices on exclusive Axxo merch and everybody loves me and has posters of me hung up on the walls! (they don't know it's ACTUALLY me though!)

I was shamelessly betrayed by who I thought to be my true love, Roberto Castañedas. He meant everything to me. The breakup was pretty bad... To say the least. -is shown eating a giant tub of ice cream while crying and watching a romantic movie-

I've promised to defend and look after this city... And make sure nobody gets hurt the way I did.

[autisticlancemcclain]

What’s your most hated fandom characterization for each of the main 7?

hoo boy am i glad you asked. although i’m gonna be real, my issue is less with fandom characterization, because you do you i don’t give a shit, and more with how people go batty if you personally are not a fan of fanon characterizations.

like, lemme be obvious and talk about my biggest example. i am a brown eyed lance truther. we know this. the amount of weirdo comments, weirdo DMs, and weirdo asks i get is atrocious. i post a lot of them bc they’re so stupid they’re funny but the amount of people per week that tell me to kill myself is lowkey wild. the amount of people that love to say some variation of “i liked your fic but you ruined it by making lances eyes brown! his eyes are blue!” and i’ve checked other brown eyed truther’s fics — either they delete their comments better than me, or they do not get the same thing. idk what the deal is lol.

i will concede to the point that i’m a contrarian and annoying about it, but a list of the following non-fanon headcanons/characterizations i hold that have been commented on in some derisive way:

- bitchy hunk (lol)

- non “cinnamon roll too pure and baby and good for this world” hunk*

- allura is a good character (🤡)**

- allura is a sweetheart

- allura is not a drill sergeant

- kuron was a good iteration of shiro

- red paladin lance/black paladin keith/blue paladin allura

- retired shiro

- pidge is not cruel

- pidge is not an infant and can handle things a regular 14-15 year old can handle

- small details are irrelevant (think lances family, exact prekerb details, etc)

- keith gyeong and lance sanchez

- fucking brown eyed lance. i’m saying it again

- tall keith

- non omega keith***

- readmores

- autistic lance

- adhd keith

- non asshole/cruel keith

- comphetting gay lance****

- shallura

- bi shiro, demi keith, essentially any sexuality headcanon that isn’t mainstream

- hunk who isn’t food obsessed

- that’s about it

*stop infantilising hunk

**the allura hate is ridiculous and largely rooted in anti-Blackness. it should not be a fight to say that she had a reason to feel betrayed by keith’s heritage, that she did not “get in the way” of klance, that her death was stupid and ridiculous, that she is often pushed over in favour of klance (not as in she’s less popular, but that her/her death are used as a plot device to further klance), and that she is as interesting, nuanced, and multifaceted as the rest of them.

***people, inevitably, feminize characters in fandoms (largely because many people in fandom are young women, i know i feminize characters simply bc i’m making them like me and i’m feminine lol), and my issue is that people (in the general sense, not everybody) love to feminize keith and then get really mad if anyone else is feminized. this is not about fem or trans woman keith btw. this is about people omega-ifying him and then losing their MINDS if i don’t share that headcanon.

****i literally only wrote this once and then never again because people lost their minds. but as much as i love bi lance, i think it’s interesting that usually, when we see “boy crazy” or “girl crazy” characters, especially if they have a lot of chemistry or homoerotic tension with a same-gender character, people are like oh ya that’s comphetting. that character is desperately trying to outrun the gay thoughts. but with lance, who was definitely girl crazy and cared more about having a girlfriend than actually dating and falling in love (think “mrs blue lion” — he didn’t give a fuck about who he was marrying, so long that it was a girl), calling him gay will have people saying you’re erasing bisexuality. as if he was not fucking straight in the show. so.

sorry this is so bitter and ranty lol. been in a mood

[ridiasfangirlings]

NagaShiro being drunk with either of them saying this "You look almost as pretty as this moon." "That's a street lamp." "And you're almost as pretty."

Imagine this is like the first time Hisui has actually had alcohol and Shiro was unaware of it until this moment. Like Everybody Lives AU, sure Shiro knows that Hisui loved underground for most of his life but Hisui also lived with a barely functioning alcoholic, surely Iwafune let him try a beer at least once. When he invites Hisui out drinking Hisui doesn’t say anything about having difficulties with alcohol so Shiro thinks it’s fine, he doesn’t even drink that much himself really so he’s not concerned about overdoing it. It isn’t until he notices the way Hisui’s voice is slurring slightly after a few drinks that it occurs to Shiro he should have asked about alcohol tolerance. 

Shiro decides it would be best to get Hisui home, probably worried about how he’s going to explain this to Iwafune or Yukari, that he got their King drunk. Hisui is in a pretty good mood though, now he understands why Iwa-san enjoys beer so much. Shiro laughs nervously like maybe we shouldn’t tell him how many drinks you had and Hisui says it will be fine, Iwa-san has had many more drinks than him and will understand. Shiro isn’t so sure about that and Hisui is like no, no, it will be all right. Shiro sighs and then Hisui leans back and wonders if he’s told Shiro how beautiful he is. Shiro stops dead at that and Hisui gestures upwards as he says ‘you are almost as beautiful as this moon.’ Shiro is very touched for a moment before he realizes that it’s cloudy out and you can’t see the moon, and also that is a streetlight. Hisui just takes that in stride, saying Shiro is almost as beautiful as the streetlight. Shiro laughs sheepishly like ‘thank…you…?’. Hisui is pleased with himself that he finally said it, Shiro says maybe we can talk about this tomorrow when you’re not drunk.

[frederickkittens]

4, 5, 6, and 28 🌹^^

4. What pieces am I still looking for

I do keep a fairly updated iso list but my biggest isos rn r here:

You can view my full iso list on Pinterest though!

5. What do I regret buying

I’m very good about selling stuff I regret but I’ll talk on it anyways! I regret buying the nakayoshi bunny re release. When ap had announced it I saved up in the hopes they’d re release it in hot pink…. But they didn’t. For some reason I still bought the bonnet and dress even though I didn’t like the design changes or that colorway as much… I did get some use out of it but if you want something specific…. Don’t settle because you’ll regret it 😭

6. What are some of my favorite outfits ?

For Lolita it’s definitely these 3 (I have a few other favorites I’ve done but these really stand out to me idk) I love any shiro coord I or anyone else does…. I just love the look so much. The first coord is a few years old but I still love it! Then the second…. What can beat over the top Christmas vibes?

Outside of lolita it’s hands down these 3. They feel quintessentially me and are fun outfits in general. I love playing with texture and pattern.

28. Do I have any controversial fashion opinions?

Definitely 😭 but I’ll just drop an over arching lolita opinion. Most stuff that people call ita or is widely considered ita is actually only branded as such because informers and figure heads in the community are too lazy to explain why they work sometimes and don’t work others 😳

Ie: animal ears, bxw, character inspired coords, raschel lace, blouseless coords…. I’m sure there’s others but that’s the general idea

Another pretty controversial opinion is that I think having unstyled hair and no makeup in highly elaborate styles detracts from the look. I’m not saying everybody always has to do their hair and makeup but it objectively looks better if you do!

With that opinion said though… if anyone ever wants tips on hair styling or easy makeup absolutely reach out. I love doing my hair and makeup and have helped my friends with that often in the past!

Some of my other opinions r probably TOO controversial so I’m shut mouth on them for now 🧍

[z0mb13p0sts]

Ahhh!! Nobody asked for this (sadly) but I'm doing it anyway. Voltron tk headcanons!! :D

Hc's under the cut!!

Shiro:

Eh, most people would think that he is quite ticklish, but that's not really the case.

He is ticklish, yes, but only around 4/10 on the tk scale, which (compared to others) isn't much.

He's not much of a lee, but he is a RUTHLESS ler, Keith and confirm after living with Shiro and enduring his frequent ler moods for years on end 😅.

Only ticklish spots are behind his knees, his ears and the back of his neck where his hair ends and meets his back.

He uses his strong ass mechanic arm to pin his lee's hands down and tickle the SHIT out of them 😭.

Very skilled ler.

85% ler, 15% lee.

Adam would 100% tickle him even knowing he's not that ticklish.

Hunk:

Actually quite ticklish, around a 6.5/10 on the scale.

55% ler and 45% lee.

Worst spot is his top sets of ribs.

Vibrating your fingers at the top of his ribs make his laugh wheezy and hiccup-y.

Very flustered when teased.

"Coochie coochie coo!" and "tickle tickle tickle" work really well on him.

When he's a ler, he's very gentle, he doesn't use rough tickles, be used soft ones like pokes and light traces.

Though these work really well on his lees

Lance:

Growing up being the older sibling with lots of younger siblings, he's very experienced in this type of stuff.

75% ler, 25% lee.

Just because he's mainly a ler doesn't mean he isn't ticklish himself.

Solid 8/10 on the tk scale

Worst spots are his armpits, belly anddd.. neck

Wrecks EVERYBODY in Voltron, literally.

Teases everybody

They're TERRIBLE.

He doesn't even have to touch his lee, he can just tease and they'd already be giggling.

Skilled ass ler

Like, terrifyingly skilled

Keith:

OH MY GOD MY BABYNYBYBYBYBTB

I love him so much I cant ..

14/10 on the tk scale

THE MOST TKLISH IN VOLTRON

90% lee, 10% ler

Worst spots are: back of the neck (i totally didn't add that because of his mullet and the headcanon that his mullet tks his neck ..) , thighs, feet, armpits, hips, under his chin, his back and his palms.

Basically every spot IMAGINABLE.

When he's galra, scratch under his chin, he let's out the sweetest giggles

Lance does this .. (Klance IS real trust me ..)

Shiro has the WORST ler moods and KEITH is ALWAYS the victim of these attacks

Their brotherly bond makes me cry I love brotherly sheith (NOT THE SHIP. I HHHAAAAATTTTTEEEEEE SHEITH AS A SHIP.)

Only Shiro, Lance, Hunk and Allura know that Keith is tklish.

Allura knows because her mice saw Shiro and Lance wreck Keith and they told her

Pidge:

Not tklish.

whatsoever.

maybe on her hands, like scratching the skin between her fingers will make her chuckle, but nothing else.

It's crazy, you'd think Pidge WOULD be tklish, but she's not

These both aren't tklish, alteans (or however you spell it, idk) aren't.

Not one bit.

THESE ARE SO LAZY AND OLD I'M SO SORRY I'M NOT ACTIVE ANYMORE, I'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF LIFE PROBLEMS RECENTLY AND I DECIDED TO POST THIS DRAFT TO MAKE UP FOR IT ..

[waitmyturtles]

The fastest meta ever on this LOVELY show, Minato Shouji's Coin Laundry/Minato's Laundromat, season 2, episode 5:

I watched this on the early side, my time, to wallow in the GLORY of the referential appearance of Takeda Kouhei (who played Nozue in Old Fashion Cupcake, woop woop!) as Shin's teacher, Kirihara-sensei. Quick hit thoughts!

Everybody be trippin'. I think my heart goes to Asuka in this episode. He just wants a moment with his boyfriend -- and boyfriend Shu just DOESN'T know, at all, how to reciprocate. Pain points.

I like to see the trust conflict between Minato and Shin as a natural outgrowth of their relationship, but Minato, my man, the tape! I hope that he will connect his hesitation in the relationship in part to Shin's trust issues -- that if Minato could open up more and be more emotionally connected to Shin, that Shin may not have these trust issues, even while Minato sees Sakuma at the high school.

That's a minor quibble for the development of communication that's clearly happening between them both. Do I think their communication issues are in part related to their age gap? Clearly not, lol, because of the more equitable maturity levels they have between the two of them -- and I like how THAT is illuminated more in this episode than ever before. And their need to grow their maturity TOGETHER, as a couple, is what's now getting the magnifying glass.

This episode also gave us another little gift by way of reference to another popular Japanese BL -- one that's also centered around food. The dorama version of What Did You Eat Yesterday? did not spend a ton of time on Shiro making hamburgers as an apology to Kenji for a tiff they had -- but the WDYEY? manga did spend a whole chapter on hamburgers as an apology, and I'm OBSESSED (of course! food!) with that reference. We see food being a central part of bringing Minato and Shin together every night anyway, and just -- my heart twinkles that ML2 is connecting these themes across multiple BLs. Hopefully we get HINTS from those other BLs as to where Minato and Shin land in future episodes.

I love this sweet show. I love seeing the growing pains, of Minato and Shin's individual and coupled growth. It's treating this growth with empathy and a touch of comedy, and it's just a perfect balance. And we get more Takeda next week, YAY!

[marcywu29]

Infuation

Summary: What if instead of Allura and Lotor becoming close it was Keith and Lotor? What if Keith had fallen in love with Lotor instead? What if his betrayal had broken him?

“You liar!” Keith screamed. His voice boomed, tears in his eyes as he walked towards Lotor.

Lance moved to stop him, placing a hand on Keith’s shoulder before Keith shoved it off, turning to stare at him slightly, his eyes threatening, “Try and stop me.”

“Keith, you misunderstand! I did it to save my people. Please, Keith I love you,” Lotor exclaims, as Keith slaps him.

“I hate you! I hate you!” Keith exclaims as he starts saying things in ancient galran, unable to be understood by anybody but himself and Lotor. And Allura who stood by Romelle.

As Keith let out various clicking and other noises, Lotor’s eyes widened. He looked hurt. Wounded. Whatever Keith said had hurt him. Even Allura looked horrified at the words he was saying.

Keith grabbed Lotor’s wrist, pulling him close as he whispered, “You made me love you, you monster. I hate you.”

Lotor let out a pained whimper, “Keith, it was for my people! I had to save them!”

Keith stares at him, “You killed them. You are a cold-blooded murderer with no love for anybody but yourself. You didn’t love your people, and you certainly don’t love me.”

He paces, turning around as he grips his head. The team stares at him and Lotor in horror, unsure of what to even say.

Lotor pleads, “Keith, please! You trust me, do you not? I would not do such a thing. Believe me please. I love you.”

Keith whips around, staring at Lotor before he starts hysterically laughing. Tears are streaming down his face as he laughs and laughs.

He finally says, “You love me? You seriously love me?”

He laughs again, “That’s the most idiotic thing you’ve said. You don’t love me, you don’t care for me. I was just a pawn in your game. You killed people, Lotor.”

“I killed for you! I wanted a better future for you, for us! A place we could live together, start a family, be happy!” Lotor yelled, “Trust me, please!”

Keith walked over, picking him up as he threw him at the door. Lotor fell with a sickening crack, blood pooling underneath his head. Keith stared at him, tears streaming down his face.

“Keith, man, are you-?” Lance started to ask before Keith walked closer to Lotor, kneeling down as he said, “I am going to fucking kill him.”

Lotor’s eyes opened wearily as Keith smiled, “Don’t worry, darling, I’m going to make you feel as much pain as you caused those poor people to go through. And when I’m done toying with you, I’ll leave you to die.”

Keith grinned as he stood up, kicking Lotor in the face as he passed out.

“I’m going to find Shiro,” Keith said, running out of the room.

Lance asked, “Allura, what did he say to Lotor?”

Allura whispered, “He told him he was going to kill Lotor, Lotor’s generals, and then go and hunt down everybody who helped Lotor. He called Lotor a cheap, weaker, and disgusting imitation of his father. He told him no wonder Zarkon didn’t love him because he was just a weak little halfblood.”

Lance’s eyes widened as he heard a loud bang.

He walked out to see Keith standing there, Shiro’s body on the ground. His metal arm was ripped off his shoulder.

The worst part was Keith didn’t even have a weapon. Keith turned to look at them, his eyes wide with tears.

“My boyfriend betrays me, my brother betrays me, what’s next?” Keith whispers.

He falls to his knees, sobbing as he lets out a heart-breaking scream that shook the castle. He sobbed and sobbed.

After that day, Keith was never the same. Something in him was broken the day Lotor betrayed him. One day he vanished. Team Voltron couldn’t find him for years until they found him on a planet, some galran soldier dead at his feet.

“Keith, oh my god, you’re alive!” Shiro cried, “Where have you been?!”

Keith’s head snapped up towards them. It had blood staining it, deep eyebags and scars covering it as he smiled.

“Keith, where have you been?” Shiro asked again, his voice hesitant as he stared at his brother.

Keith replied with a smile, “I was making good on my promise. I couldn’t let my darling down, could I?”

Shiro stared at him in horror.

[mozukumi]

100k Shirosieg? I know you may never have time to write, but how do the plot/vibes go in your head

Anon thank you so much for asking!!! I am so happy to talk about this AU which has remained dormant in my brain for like. A year and a half now.

For context - I started cooking all this up while I was playing fire emblem: revelations, which I did after I had already beat conquest once and birthright like… 3 times? '

I try and do different pairings each time I play, while keeping things as strategically and romantically as interesting as possible - but not every pairing can end up perfect. Notable for this au is that I ended up with a Peri!Siegbert and a Felicia!Shiro

i actually have published a bit of fanfiction about Peri!Siegbert, because I find it to be really fascinating. It gnaws at my brain.

But the basic genesis of this fanfic was this: how the hell is Siegbert supposed to have any optimism and pride and hope for his country when his mom is fucking Peri. Like. It goes deeper then that. But truly - how do you reckon with that?

Well. Maybe he's just barely keeping it together. Maybe he's going to explode soon. And maybe your best bud from the war happens to notice this. And in an act that will not fix any of the structural problems, he decides to arrange a marriage between Siegbert and his cousin Caeldori.

Normal. Normal! Further plot summary + some bonus drawings under the cut.

This all takes place in modified version of Rev, where Corrin sided with Hoshido at first but was able to recruit some Nohrians to her side towards the end of the conflict. But the consequence is that the ending political situation isn't just "now we're all friends" it is very much more leaning towards "Heyyy can we keep Nohr trapped in the torment nexus for 400 years". This is partially due to the fact that Sakura died in this version, and partially due to well. How the game treats Nohr to begin with.

Half of the second gen were in the canon deeprealm space time ovens during the war - Siegbert, Shiro, Caeldori, Forrest, and Ignatius are the relevant ones. They're anywhere between 16-20 when they're recruited from their deeprealm.

The other half of second gen are born post-war, and are normal babies. Kiragi, Percy, and Rhajat are the ones I have firmed up. Percy literally never comes up in this AU I just have a soft spot for Arthur x Beruka and I want them to have a normal family life. Or as normal as they're going to get lmao.

The exception to all of this are Sophie and Dwyer, who were Normal kids who had their parents killed during the very beginning of the war. Silas and Jakob, who in this version had years of romantic tension and basically got married immediately after the war started, adopt them. You just have to trust in my weird yaoi.

Sophie and Dwyer aren't sent out into battles - they stay in the mycastle as a butler and maid. Sophie is REALLY BAD at being a maid.

About 1-2 years after the war, at a celebration of the birth of Prince Kiragi (whose mother is Mozu btw. I'M LITERALLY MOZUKUMI! I'VE GOTTA DO IT!), Siegbert has a breakdown in front of Shiro. He confesses that he doesn't know if he can do this anymore - he had all these ideals about being a great king like father, but his resolve is starting to crack, and he doesn't know if he can believe father even is a great king. Not after all he's done, and especially not after he continues to not just tolerate, but love his mother - Peri.

Shiro offers his best bro a way to get out: get into an arranged marriage with his cousin, Caeldori. Since everybody still hates Nohr due to stuff from the war, it can be posed as like, a political bargain/punishment to take their crown prince and marry him into Hoshido, as well as a potential olive branch for future unity.

And Siegbert is conflicted... but he accepts the offer.

For her part, Caeldori accepts this because of her loyalty to Shiro and her country. She's conflicted - she's a romantic at heart, and she's been nursing feelings for Dwyer for ages. But her duty must come first. She knows the pressure that Siegbert faces.

So now we have a couple of plotlines going on: Siegbert as he adjusts to this new country, Shiro realizing that maybe the reason he made this offer was because he kind of wanted to marry Siegbert himself, Caeldori struggling between duty and love, and the folks back at Nohr scrambling to make sense of the new normal.

Nobody in Nohr wants to be next in the line of succession. Elise, whose an adult at this point (I haven't gotten a firm timeline yet, but the war took a couple of years + this is a timeskip to after the war), just had a baby with Hayato. And now everybody is kind of just sitting there hoping that this kid grows up to really fucking love being a ruler.

Also - Felicia ! She's Shiro's mom, remember? And... she was a political hostage from the Ice Tribe. And what's happening to Siegbert isn't quite the same - he had a lot more say in the matter then she did. But it's still an echo of her bast experience, and she proves to be one of his biggest allies. He's winning the mother-in-law competition.

The vibe of the whole thing is like... mainly interpersonal drama? It's also partially about examining some of the insane stuff Fates puts out into the lore and then never elaborates on.

if you have any follow-up questions, i'd be happy to answer them!! tysm for letting me ramble.