#every single has been a BANGER

[gingeredmink]

New SeeYouSpaceCowboy single "Red Wine And Discontent" dropped and THIS COVER IS SO GOOD!

kinda wanna draw SouTats like this heh

[front-facing-pokemon]

[aberfaeth]

the thing they dont tell you about the west wing s2 is they really put crack in it

[sortanonymous]

I can't stand the tension! I miss Unicorn: Warriors Eternal so much! I just need to know if it's coming back or not! If it's getting another season (or three like Genndy hoped for), then that's freaking awesome! If it's getting Zaslav'd before it can ever address that cliffhanger, then that's the biggest disgrace to happen in this industry in about a month or two (maybe idk). But just let ne know already! It's been a year! I miss Mel/Em, Ed, and the others so much! SGGYJGDGHBFGRKKDDYHHH

[sureuncertainty]

i need to go see bottoms again i think i might be genuinely hyperfixated on this movie asodimafsdofimasodifm

[sofipitch]

Idk what I expected from Lavinia but Vergil as a character was not even a consideration

[recallthename]

i know we absolutely do talk about it enough but i still feel like saying holy shit band on the run is good

[kreachvera]

watching all of the polls involving bitb as a contender always makes me so sadge cuz like. there’s always some bitches i’ve never heard of OR Mister Sans Undertale Himself and the bitb character ALWAYS get walloped . every single time

[maddy-ferguson]

sometimes i really wish i could forget some of the byler theories. not to rediscover them just to forget them

[alma-screenies]

"jinpei is queercoded", i say into the mic

the crowd... shrugs, to be honest

"he is."

in the last row, raimu ashiya himself

"he is", raimu says, gripping his seat so hard that if it was able to, it'd be bleeding

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NEVER trust cats with blue hair and pronouns

and who am i to doubt the best opening in the series?

how come raimu knew about/was interested in jinpei. like was that ever explained or was it just his super atlantian catboy senses?

i keep mentioning him, for some reason!

anyways the way i pronounce his name is "asoogi" instead of "asogi" and i know that's not how you pronounce it but it's too late now. he's asoogi forever

matching pfps for you and your boyfriend, who is not dying, but he's going to leave you to go to space with his mom and a bunch of atlantians AND HE'S GONNA GO "OH I'D BE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN" BUT HE'S NOT GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN SO NOW ALMA HAS TO WRITE FANFIC ABOUT IT BUT SHE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT BECAUSE TO REUNITE THEM WOULD BE A BIT COMPLICATED UNLESS I GO WITH THE "time passes way slower in space so like barely a year went on for the atlantians but it's been like centuries on earth" EXCUSE BUT LIKE. WHAT WOULD I DO WITH THAT.

am i the only one thinking that they got more expressive this season? they're using jinpei's ahoge more, that's for sure lol

i am willing to forgive this show's previous sins. because raimu is cute, yes

wouldn't be an episode of "can a cat be queercoded?" without ranto slander

he only says it's cool and he wants to wear one in this instance, so he might

would've been really cute if raimu lent him his uniform and jinpei lent raimu his since raimu said he felt like he stood out in his regular one lol

me too, matarou. me too

i just noticed this is the only post where all the screenshots are from the same episode. raimu is that powerful

specter subs i miss you today every day. you disappeared along with kumako. and i miss you both everyday

maybe your transformation was the friends we made along the way

a tldr of this livewatch from now on by the way

You Are A Child, Though

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[beleth]

Twelfth doctor epsiodes are so good *drowns and.gurgles and dies*

[snowflop]

I forgot YouTube has a recap feature, yippee! I love music :)

[cosmichalo]

what type of princess are you?

The Lost Princess

You are the lost princess. Often daydreaming in her own world, she is harbouring grief and regret, and is the middle child. She has probably lost someone she deeply loved, or has seen many things she wants to forget. This can make her vengeful and ruthless: or kind and fiercely protective. Towards her enemies she can be a deadly weapon. Hiding behind a sweet facade for the people she rules over, many do not know of her deep sadness. She is not the sort of princess to underestimate.

[vapekingg]

“You know I like my girls a little bit older.” — Your Love by The Outfield

February 14th, 1986

Eddie knows exactly how you want to spend your first Valentine’s Day together — in the back of his van with the windows steamed up.

A takeout pizza sits half-eaten and torn apart in the box near a makeshift pallet that you’ve gotten somewhat used to over the past few months. A single floodlight that shines into the front windshield is the only light, and it’s just enough. Just enough to cast Eddie in this dim orange-gold glow that shimmers off of the sweat dripping down his stomach.

He always gets worked over pretty quickly when you’re on top, and tonight you needed it. That control, that stress relief.

You’d told your boss at the record shop that Valentine’s Day would be a banger. It has been since you’d started there at sixteen. But what would you know? He’d scheduled you open to close, all by yourself, no question as to whether or not you might want to spend today with your boyfriend.

“Motherfucker,” Eddie’s moan wavers as his head lulls back against the inner wall of his van.

He’s all soft when it’s like this. All praise and devotion. Eddie’s palms swirl around the globes of your ass gently as you lift your hips up and down. He’s holding you close, your beasts against the warmth of his chest, your clit grinding against the coarse hair beneath his waist, his little grunts and cries and whimpers dying along the column of your throat. They inch up your neck and tickle your ear, urging you to keep going despite the burn in your thighs.

“It’s okay, baby. Just take what you need,” Eddie says between labored breaths when he notices the tremble in your hips.

But what you need is him deeper.

You adjust yourself above him, leaning back on your palms so that he slips further inside of you, the base of his cock widening to stretch you open.

There it is.

“Fuck!” You rasp, your hips jerking forward from sudden sensitivity.

Every rut drives you closer to the edge. Every stroke drags the veins of his thick cock against the walls of your dripping cunt. Sweat slicked palms trace up the curve of your thighs to keep you balanced while you ride, and each inch of your skin grazed is ignited like wildfire.

“That’s it, angel. Look at you,” he grits between clenched teeth. “Thought about this all fucking day…”

It must be killing him, holding back like this.

If it were up to him — and it usually is — you would be bent over the front seat right now. You wouldn’t know your own goddamn name, let alone care.

But you like how he looks when he lets you take control. His eyes half lidded and mouth slightly parted, sweat clinging to the hair framing his pretty face. It made the trembling thighs worth it.

“Did you?” You ask him, not caring so much if he responds but knowing that Eddie just likes to hear you when he’s like this.

“Ffffuck, yeah I did…” he moans, his grip tightening on your hips.

Another rut of your hips and his upward thrust meets yours.

"Eddie—" You cry out.

But he doesn't stop. With every stroke of your waist against his, Eddie is there to meet your ministrations. He's watching you. You can feel his eyes tracing over your flesh even with yours closed. The bounce of your breasts, the ripple of your pillowy stomach, Eddie takes in it all.

"That's right. Say my name, baby." The pink of his tongue lashes out to dart over his thumb before he drags the digit down your center.

The second he starts — the quick, gentle motion of his thumb soon growing frantic — it's the beginning of the end.

The swollen tip of his cock nudges its way to that spot deep inside of you that shuts your brain right off. Only he knows how to find it, and he's so fucking good at finding it. Once there, a salacious grin spreads across Eddie's face.

"Right fucking there, baby." He praises you, hands heavy on your hips, weighing you down so you can't move.

You're stuffed full of him, spread open around his thick length and dripping down the base. The receptors in your brain are firing at all cylinders and you've never felt this fucking euphoric before.

Until he grinds up into you.

Your orgasm hits you all at once, without warning. It washes over your entirety and has you begging him for both more and less simultaneously. And Eddie has never been one to give you less.

He feeds you his cock, thrusting up into your sopping cunt now, the van around you shaking in time with your depravity. It's all happening in passing, at the very back of your mind. All you can focus on is the constellations exploding in your vision as Eddie's pathetic little grunts morph into wanton moans of satisfaction.

A few spent moments later, you can feel your joint release leaking out of you. Eddie lays back on the floor of his van with his hands above his head, skin shimmering with the reflection of drying sweat off of yellow floodlights.

It truly is the perfect Valentine's Day. Now that you can think clearly, maybe your shift wasn't all that bad.

With his eyes still closed, Eddie reaches for the joint he'd left in his pants pocket for safekeeping. He lights it while on his back and takes two deep hits before passing it to you. The radio near the back door plays quietly in the background. You don't know what song is on. Boss had you playing Hounds of Love by Kate Bush all day on repeat.

But Eddie seems to know the tune.

He jerks up in his seat, hand wrapping quickly behind your back so that you aren't knocked off of him.

"Hey!" You shout, trying to keep the ruby red tip of the joint away from his beautiful hair.

"Shush," he slaps the volume dial on the radio, knocking it up more than enough notches. "This song is about us!"

Josie's on a vacation far away, come around and talk it over. So many things that I wanna say.

Eddie strums an air guitar behind your back and his eyes pop open wide as he sing-screams the next lyrics.

"YOU KNOW I LIKE MY GIRLS A LITTLE BIT OLDER!"

Your eyes roll back as you exhale the smoke from your lungs.

He'll never let those six months you were alive before him go.

[cipheramnesia]

MaXXXine feels like one of the most "I support women's wrongs" movies, she smokes, she snorts cocaine, she drinks too much, she works with a sleazy manager, she's a porn actress going into horror, she gets other people to do her work whenever she can. If she's in danger and can't run she only has two settings: extreme violence and outright murder. She's got an ego and isn't afraid to let anyone know loudly and unambiguously that she thinks she's better than they are. She isn't indestructible, she's scared of failure, she'll definitely run from a fight and look out for number one, mismange money, she probably owes a percentage to the mafia, and she thinks everyone is just like she is or worse. It's an 80s giallo influenced slasher film but the protagonist already made it out of Friday the 13th.

If X absolutely owned "Don't Fear The Reaper," MaXXXine outdoes it by an order of magnitude absolutely eating every single banger from the soundtrack. "Gimme All Your Lovin" "Weclome To The Pleasuredome" "Addicted To Love" "Unchained Melody" "Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves" "Tainted Love" "Walkin In LA" "Somebody's Watching Me" and of course "Betty Davis Eyes." It's a film as greedy as its protagonist, not satisfied to claim one song, it takes everything, leaves you stripped and breathless at how throughly you've been used.

[edwardslvrr]

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